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charmingdiluc · 2 years

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i. ❝ LOVER ❞

i. GENSHIN VOICE LINES ABOUT YOU! (1/?)

❝ ladies and gentleman, will you please stand? with every guitar string scar on my hand, i take this magnetic force of a man to be my LOVER. ❞

part 2: PAPER RINGS

♡ genshin impact x gn!reader

characters: ayato, thoma, kaeya, diluc, zhongli, childe, itto, & dainsleif

tw/cw: a little angsty on dainsleif.

author's note: i'm sorry if some are little OOC!

" the nice person at the counter today? that’s my lover, y/n... they gave you a free drink and snack? that’s definitely something they do to people that they deemed nice, you’re wondering why during the attack of dvalin they weren’t here... that’s because they’re a scholar at sumeru academia, every time they get time off the academia they help me in handling the tavern, i'm glad they weren't here or else you would've see me in a worried state every second."

“ yes yes, the rumors are true, i am dating the one and only captain y/n, come on paimon why are you looking at me like that? it’s shocking? come on now, anyone falls for my charm and it happens that my amazing y/n fell for it~ “

“ y/n was merely a mortal when i first met them, i was present to the first people of liyue, and they were one of them, when celestia granted them a geo vision they showed it to me proudly even saying they’ll be the next geo archon, i'm glad that i can spend time with them not as gods anymore but mere mortals. "

" the person with teucer earlier? oh! that's my fantastic lover! although both of us are always so busy we barely have time to spend together and but when we do have time, we go back to snezhnaya and do fun things with my family, my family loves them so much that when i go back to snezhnaya without them, they look at me as if i committed a heinous crime! "

" oh, hi traveler and paimon! i made (favorite animal) shaped cookies for y/n today, i'll give the both of you three cookies each! does it taste good? it's perfect? thank you! i had to ask lady ayaka for help because i lost the ingredient list and i didn't memorize the ingredients. but anyways, i'll be off to y/n now, stay safe traveler and paimon! "

" y/n? you mean my love, my bro, my dude, my tcg buddy, my onikabuto hunting partner, my partner in crime, my snack dealer, and basically my everything! granny oni adores y/n! they're buddy buddy with that kujou tengu though *scoff* but that doesn't matter, y/n always beats me in onikabuto fighting, i don't have a single idea how they do that! maybe it's the immense luck archons give to my amazing beautiful fantastic lover! too much? okay. "

" one of my greatest members of the shuumatsuban? it's y/n, and no, i'm not being based just because they're my lover.

before we even started dating they're already my most talented member, swift moves, great at deceptions, and so on, i could go on for hours describing how amazing they are. "

" so you remember y/n? well...i still couldn't find them, they were a great inventor, writer, and alchemist, as well as one of the best knights khaenri'ah had, maybe they joined the abyss or became like these mindless creatures...perhaps, our love was in a wrong time and wrong place. "

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hydrobarb · 1 year

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☆ genshin men pp head canons but i slowly get more unhinged

first post lmfaoo, i’m not the best at writing, keep that in mind

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gn-ish reader, they have a hole and it is used.

warnings: shower/bath sex, rut (gorou, tighnari, zhongli), face sitting, size kink..? some r inexperienced, cockwarming, sir kink, slight voyeurism? roleplay, knifeplay n blood (childe), shibari, praise, degrading, temperature play?blowjobs, some r also touched starved, some sensitive. spelling & grammatical errors

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includes: kaveh, itto, thoma, gorou, aether, baizhu, alhaitham, ayato, tartaglia, cyno, diluc, kaeya, kazuha, scaramouche/wanderer, heizou, tighnari, xiao, zhongli, dottore, pantalone, capitano, dainsleif

kaveh

not too large, not too small (14.99 cm/5.9 in) nothing will convince me that he’s not submissive. his tip is probably a pretty brownish pink (#c27c89) pretty sensitive as well, could cum (#faf8ed) from just the slightest touch of your fingers. luvs being overstimmed, sometimes he has you over just to spite al haitham.. he knows al haitham can hear him, so.. let’s consider this revenge.

itto

mans huge. 20 cm (7.8 in) AT LEAST. i mean he’s a fucking oni.. tip is like a beige-pink type color (#ffa899) uhhh he probably has a prety vein going up the side of his cock (#c1b2eb) he also probably has a fucking prince albert piercing, one that vibrates maybe.. def has a size kink, he just loves seeing ur face twinge in pain when he thrusts into you, by the time he’s spilling his cum into you you’re in tears, head thrown back and scratching his back in pain.

idk abt him tho

thoma

either a soft dom or plain submissive, loves pleasing you but also loves being spoiled if he had a long day,,, idk maybe a switch tbh… around 6.8 inches, pink!! he’s pink i love pink and i love him #ff87a1 probably,,, well trimmed, i mean i can see him having an entire skincare routine, my little princess frrrr….. sensitive nipples, probably just touch starved in general. secretly likes being degraded

gorou

bark bark. 14 cm (5.5inches) he def whimpers. i want to say its pink but it’s probably more on the beige side (#e6aea3) i dont rlly have much to say abt him, he likes biting……. begs, whines and more whimpers when he’s ina rut, a cutie indeed

aether

pent up 100%, been in teyvat for god knows how many years and bro has not felt the touch of a woman since beidou’s hangout event. 7 inches exactly, pretty pink #f5a9a9, he probably whines and groans cause he’s a cutie patootie probably likes being praised

baizhu

physically cannot be rough with you he will most likely collapse. likes being beneath you, can sub but prefers being dominant (he’s the doctor, he should be caring for you.) he’s a nice size, 7.2 inches. probably has messy handwriting bc he’s lettin u suck him off under his desk/j.. anyways he’s like a pink but like?? idk #b57f83. slutty moans, he’s super loud i bet. when he’s subbing he loves geting his hair pulled

ALHAITHAMMMMMM

my man fr. i love the idea of him being submissive but i’d heavily doubt he would ever sub… anyway he’s probably into being called sir. trims when he feels like it. i want to say he’s a virgin so badly. 7.4 inches at most, i hc him as more tan than he actually is but anyways tip is brown#947e76 pretty brown tho (brown is one of my fave colors) can be rlly rough or rlly gentle, it depends. would be opposed to the idea of letting u suck him off while he’s reading but eventually lets you (he had to bookmark where he began reading so he could reread it, he was too distracted) IF HE DID SUB HE WOULD WHIE,PR AND DEFINTIELY BE LOUD ENOUGH TO BE HEARD EVEN IF YOU WORE HIS HEADPHONES (poor kaveh) sensitive nipples, whines and furrows his eyebrows when you lick them.

ayato

tease. 17.9 cm (7inches exact) now he’s definitely pink and nothing can convince me otherwise, probably a light pink too like #947e76,, like alhaitham,he can be rlly rough or rlly gentle. he breathes heavily and groans, probably into shibari and degrading…. quickies in his office, maybe cockwarming if he feels up to it

ajax

……. he’s probably into some werid shit (no offense) like knifeplay n blood,, i mean he loves sparring so much, so why not incorporate it into sexy time in some way? yk his skill? yea he holds that thing up to ur throat when hes fuckin u (if ur not into that he wont do it ofc bc he actually cares abt u) rough if he had a long day n is super impatient, but slow if he just wants to break you. he loves blowjobs most of the time he’s near fully clothed and yourcompletely naked but if u beg him enough he’ll undres,, he has scars on his chest, and freckles bc cutie… i forgot to put this but he’s probably 7-7.2 inches, #de97a7.

cyno

he’s pretty. probably into roleplay (predator/prey type thing.. personally i’m not but i feel like he is) he’s a nice size.. (6.9 inches) (funny number on purpose.) browm tip #9c7868, really pretty when he fucks u, eyebrows furrowed n biting his lip hard enough he might draw blood. also loves teasing you when he gets the chance, loves hearing you beg, you’re adorable to him.

diluc

human heater!!! hngh i need him. HE loves being called sir…. won’t admit it. he’s big but doesn’t know, bet he’s inexperienced. his tip is literally almost red, #9c7868. either a rough dom, gentle dom, or whiney sub. if u do top him, tease him whenever you get the chance and he’ll go almost as red as his hair n deny everything despite it being true. adelinde always gets a lil suspicious when u come over… but off the topic of that, he rlly enjoys doing it in the shower/bath. it’s warm (orcold), it’s wet, and he’s with you. what more could he want? you have fucked in the tavern after it closed, and you probably will not do it again. (you got a few splinters.)

kaaaaeeeya!!!

he’s like,, really cold. it’s surprising. feels good tho, for the both of you. he’s really loud as well, and despite him being louder than you he shoves his fingers in your mouth to shut you up,, maybe you’ll have to give him something to gag on. anyways he’s like around 7.1 inches, tip is a nice deep pink #ad6d78. looooves cockwarming, like literally you’re warming hiim up because his body temperature is…… quite freezy! tease, praise, degrading, all of it. dom but will sub if you edge him enough (grinding on his thigh, palming him, or just denying him of his orgasm plenty)

kazuha

he’s gentle, look me in the eyes and tell me this man could be rough with you. 5.9 inches, always making sure you’re okay before continuing. he loves hearing you moan his name, he manages to say yours as well between whimpers. you rarely have anywhere to do it other than the storage room in the crux, so sometimes you just gotta stay at the wangshu inn and pray nobody heard. no edging because he’s not mean but he does prepare you good, overstims you with permission. loves when you praise him, and he knows you love it when he praises you.

ok. scaramouche.

he is definitely a bratty sub. no words you speak can change my mind, he’s a slut. he’s so bratty until he’s in your mouth, whining, whimpering, gripping the sheets and tears forming in the corner of his eyes. he’s crying at how good it feels, how he wants to feel more of you, he’s barely able to form proper sentences after you just sucking him off, so now you wonder what he’d be like with him being deep inside you. he’s 7 inches, prety pink-beige tip as well (#f0b2a3). hairpulling is a yes. he just loves you so much, play with him some more and he bets his little puppet brain will turn into mush.

heizou!

pretty! i love the moles under his eyes aaaa…. he’s a nice size like kazuha, just a tad bit bigger (6.8), deeper pink, #d9626f. he loves teasing you so much, but he also loves being teased by you. when he’s not the dominant one he breathes heavily, some soft moans escape him. but when he is the dominant one, he’ll ensure he’s fucking you good. he’ll ask ‘does this feel nice?’ knowing it does by the way you’re almost crying on him.

tighnari!

submissive. 5.8 inches will probably bite his lip in attempt to shut himself up, but to no avail. loves when you bite his ears, they will twitch and it’s adorable. he’s just so cute. when he’s in a rut he’s so much louder. more whimpering and more of not knowing where the hell to put his hands. on your hips? your chest? your ass? fuck, he’s confused but he wants more, he wants to feel more of you. pretty light pink! #ff919e!

xiaoo

he’s inexperienced but he tries his best to be the dominant one, shaky breaths and moans escape his mouth. he tries to be gentle with you because, well, you’re a mortal and he’s an adeptus, you would be surprised how rough he can get. will make out with you while fucking you, and will happily let you sit on his face. he’s 7 inches, #e09e96. he cums super quick, 100% making sure to pull out (unless instructed to do otherwise)

ZHONGLI.

okay. he’s big. he’s a fucking archon, he’s 8 inches at LEASTT. yknow that pattern on his arm? yeah i like to think that’s on his dick too. tip is #d9b750, cause yk his arms.. he loves you, he wouldn’t want to hurt you but when you’re just begging him to be rough with you, to do whatever the hell he wants to you.. how could he resist? you’re the one asking him.. so.. he’ll let it slip this once. you don’t regret your words when the lower half of your body is hanging off of the bed, him manhandling you while the only thing you can do is bury your head into that pillow and let those pretty tears escape your eyes. he lets out literal feral moans and grunts, you think this is what he’s like when he goes into a rut, but.. ppfft, you underestimate him.

dottore my bbg

he’s probably like,, 7.4 inches? idk he looks big and i want him in me. doesn’t care for trimming himself, but does it anyway. the mask stays on. it only stays on because he doesn’t want you to see that blush on his face, he looks so vulnerable.. has you bent over on his desk to make sure you don’t see him bite his lip, he wants to be so much more vocal with you.. but he’d rather spare himself the embarrassment of letting you see that side of him. he doesn’t wanna give you something to tease him for; he’d rather be the one degrading and teasing you. oh, but trust me, when he’s submissive he can’t do shit. he tries to degrade you but that only leads to you slowing your hand down, moving your face away from his neck to stop kissing him. he chants the words ‘i’m sorry’ like a madman, so you decide to be nice and go a little faster, giving him a quick peck on the lips before he makes a mess of your hand.

pantalone

he’s pretty big as well, and he spoils you. buys you expensive toys just to make you cry. if you help him out in some way, he’ll be sure to reward you. lets you ride him, prefers you be in control. but once you’ve done it enough and he knows what you like, he’ll help you out. who would he be to deny? some sort of monster, that’s for sure. you’re perfect to him, following him around because you don’t know where you’re going. maybe if you tease him a little during a meeting with the other harbingers he’ll get rough with you afterward. that normal smile replaced by a smug look at how easily he can put you in your place.. he’ll never get enough of you.

capitano

he’s giant. like, in height and his cock. you were intimidated the first time you fucked, but with enough lube it ended up working out and you did not regret it. he was rough, your brain was dumbed down to putty, and the only thing running through it was just capitano.. the mask did stay on, yes.. but, he was still hot. maybe the next time you’d make him take it off. and you did. you saw his pretty eyes, his soft looking lips and the whole of his straight, black hair. he was a pretty guy.. he and you were both louder because you could actually see each other. (he could see you but not all that well.)

dainsleif

he’s always so unsure, tense, nervous, stuttering and just hot (temperature wise.) oh, but once you grind against him he immediately cums. he was embarrassed at how he just came in his pants because of you. he tries hiding his face but that didn’t work, you just grabbed his chin and looked him in the eye. his face was red.. he’s just too cute! all flustered, all messy and embarrassed.. all because of you. 6.8 inches, it’s def pink and i give up on hex codes.

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souonsu · 2 years

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Genshin Modern AU Headcannons: Texting Styles

Warning: There’s cursing (because someone was being rude and an ass to one of the characters OTL) and mentioning of 18+ things.

Characters: Diluc, Kaeya, Dainsleif, Ajax/Tartaglia All imagines are with a GN reader. 😘

(Note: I’m listing these headcannons under my Genshin modern AU, but these headcannons work as standalones regardless of my AU ideas.)

Diluc: He keeps things simple and to the essentials.

Proper Grammar.

Keeps autocorrect and autospelling, auto anything is kept enabled. If there's quality-of-life functions to be utilized, they will be used.

Will definitely unsend/delete messages if there are enough errors or just doesn't like it and then retypes and sends it again. Otherwise, he’ll follow up with text correction with an asterisk (though it's rarely seen unless it's a particular slang or name spelling).

Rarely uses "lol" in favor of "haha" OR even rarer, the laughing emoji when he’s actually laughing harder than usual.

He does use some some abbreviations and convenient shorthands that just help with cutting down on time spent typing.

On that note of emojis, Diluc uses emojis sparingly, but you'll see it more often if he feels that he’s close to you and will sound a little more casual.

He is most often using the normal smiley, 🙂.

Tends to keep his texts short and to the point, but once in awhile....you may see longer texts from him if he’s explaining something. Nothing outrageous because he gives rather clear instructions and cuts all the fluff. That’s typical of him.

While they are to the point, they aren’t curt or cold (unless your POV is kaeya....in which that case Diluc really becomes curt).

You’ll feel his emotions come through. His warmth will show up in his text when he’s concerned or his silent anger....when he’s angry....(I encourage all to evacuate the premise if you feel endangered in any way.)

How long does it take for him to reply: He’ll usually get back to you or he’ll give you a timeframe of when he’ll get back to you or answer your text/inquiry. He’s usually on top of his responses unless he’s super busy, in which he’ll apologize for the long wait and get right into responding.

He’lll try not to leave you on read, unless of course the aforementioned busy state he could be in considering his workload or assignments OR unless you’re Kaeya. Yeah, he can be cold to his bro. Just doesn’t have time for his shenanigans sometimes.

Sample of getting back to you about your proposal:

D: Just looked through it. I have made notes on the margins for suggestions. Of course, these are just suggestions. Feel free to ignore them if they’re irrelevant. D: All right, ttyl. Send me your revised proposal if you want me to look through it again. D: Just finishing up my own and submitting it before the end of the week.

Sample of him texting you if you two are dating:

D: Morning, y/n.🙂 D: Just wanted to text you that before you get out today. D: I’ll be honest. I couldn’t sleep last night. Probably just nerves. Kaeya would laugh at me if I told him, which is why I won’t. D: I can’t wait to see you in a bit. D: Please text me if anything comes up.

Yes, yes. He’s so sweet. Please let me have him. Also, he definitely debated which emoji to send in that second to last text. “Is another smiley emoji too eager? How about 🥰? No...no. That’s too much.” It reminded him too much of what Kaeya would do and he just mentally eyerolls or groans in response. The reminder causes him pain and makes him feel embarrassed. “Maybe I shouldn’t add an emoji at all? Ugh. There...I sent it.” By the way, he really wanted to send this emoji, 😌, because that’s how he felt, but didn’t. Although, he immediately starts second guessing himself and wishes he could retract it, but ultimately accepts it. He accepts his fate.

When the two of you start dating for longer, he won’t have to second guess himself anymore because you’ll know him so well. Be easy on him, he doesn’t have any dating experience, but boy does he try. He tries his best on top of Kaeya laughing at him at every turn.

As a side thing, Diluc would be real shy and quiet whenever you guys are talking on the phone because he feels like it’s surreal to hear your voice over the phone. He feels like phone calls are more intimate. Staying quiet is a good way for him to hide his nervousness from you.

Kaeya: He keeps things classy and relatively chill. 😉

Proper Grammar and stylistically due to his literature background.😏

Keeps auto-punctuation enabled, but has autocorrect/auto-spelling off because he knows how to spell (occasionally forgets the spelling of the flavorful and less used words), but also because he just likes to use slang and make sure his phone doesn’t autocorrect the names he types.😕

He’ll use abbreviations in texting like your lols and lmaos, ttyl, imo, and so on, Not the type to make up abbreviations of his own unless they’re inside jokes between you two.😀

Yes, he’ll use quotations as “air quotations” and expect to see italics for all things sussy.

If you haven’t caught on yet, yes, the smug emoji is representative of him 😏 and is seen in most of his texts because he knows the tea and wants to know other people’s tea.

You can kind of expect him to use all the emojis at his disposal except the really loud ones like: 🤬🥵😭🙀. Yeah sorry, he doesn’t do cat emojis...but he might make exception if the person he’s dating likes cats.🤭 Anything to please his partner or bring a smile to his friend’s face.

Definitely changes the hand emojis to match his skin tone. No doubt about that.💅

His text lines is variety just depending on what he’s talking about or replying, there’s no real limit, except I don’t think he would ever do those longgggggggg paragraph texts. Yeah, that’s not very classy to him.�� If he needs to type that much, he might as well call them or meet up.

It might be hard to discern if Kaeya is being sarcastic or genuine sometimes because he always seems to be hiding behind his emojis. Sometimes he’ll use emojis deliberately to mask what he’s really feeling... 😟

How long does it take for him to reply: He almost always has his phone on him and on hand, so it’s safe to say he’ll respond relatively quickly if not right away, but once in awhile he might just leave some people on read if it’s the non-essential or some pesky acquaintances. 🤭

The thing about him is, he talks to nearly everyone, but how close he is to each is varied and actually only talks to a few on a daily basis who he can share all his gossip and personal updates like Diluc, Dainsleif, Rosaria, and Lisa. The list goes on for a little longer...

Sample of texting to Lisa:

K: Remember how I told you about Beidou from L College being Ninggaung’s lackey for the week?👀 K: Well, I think they’re dating now.🤭 K: I have heard so much from my sources as of late, I can’t wait to share it with you. K:🧐 K: I think this is enough to warrant a phone call or a coffee break. You let me know.

Sample of texting you to go out on a date:

K: Hey there, y/n. K: I wanted to ask you in person, but I didn’t get the chance with you speeding off to your next class. As usual...😩 K: But I was hoping we could meet up for a coffee date at the spot I was talking to you about. 😏 K: Anytime is good with me. I’m pretty flexible. 😉

Confident guy, but secretly hoping you have time and won’t reject him right away. He was typing, “unless you don’t want to...,” but then deleted it because he really wanted you to say yes and doesn’t want to leave an inch for you to turn away from him.

He enjoys phone calls more than Diluc for any situation. Hearing him laugh or chuckle through the phone is a treat. Not to mention whenever he hums a “hmm” lowly. Ohhh, it’s delectable.🤭 If only he knew how it makes Kaeya simps feel to hear all that.😩

Dainsleif: At this point, he really should just trademark the thumbs up emoji.

I’m sure you can pick up from the short blurb that Dain really doesn’t type much at all and will mostly just uses some hand emojis to respond to most texts. Honestly, it should be talent.

Sometimes it can drive some people nuts over what he means when they’re texting him something urgent like “omg, I’m having a panic attack,” and he just goes “👍.“ Like do you mean, “cool story bro” or “good on you for dying right now.”

Maybe he doesn’t care, but people will never know because he doesn’t really make it known. I mean...you have to be either the bravest or angriest person ever to confront him about it. Most times, I think people just leave it at that because it might hurt their pride a little knowing what he really thought. The guy can be pretty blunt and cold.

Honestly, he might not even get to text a thumbs up emoji when you’re having a panic attack because he’s not always on his phone. Especially, when he’s working and he’ll see the text like....god knows when. Although, as someone who I consider as tech-savy, he can always link up his texts to his laptop. So, I guess he straight up either silence the texts or ignore that text....I’m kidding, he would have never ignore something that dire if he has the person on his contacts (and kept that contact...) Thank goodness he’s not in the medical field.

He’s definitely the type you want to talk to in-person if you want his honest answer. Texts are only so good to a certain point.

Texting is for scheduling for meet ups or phone calls. Or simply a way for him to get quick updates from someone.

Needless to say, his texts are super short, if he types anything, and even more to-the-point than Diluc’s.

Yeah, he’s not a great conversationalist over texts at all.

He’s quite infuriating to those who are fast texters or prefer texting over to phone calls.

However, he’s not entirely neglectful. It just depends on who is sending him texts.

He doesn’t use a whole lot of punctuation, but his texts aren’t long so they’re very clear

How long does it take for him to reply: Well.....it depends. If you’re not high on the list of priority, maybe never. He’ll straight up leave you on read like what he does to Kaeya sometimes, but Kaeya finds ways to grab his interests, which leads Dain to reply sooner than usual.

Sample of texts with someone from the same major as him:

Monday 7:06 PM Guy: Did you manage to recover the files for Fred? Dain: 👍 Guy: Awesome👍

Wednesday 8:23 PM Guy: We just arrived at Jerry’s party! where u at? Dain: 🦶 Guy: I’m assuming ure walking over then... Wednesday 9:30 PM Guy: Dude, it’s been like a hr, where u at? Guy: People are starting to wonder if ure coming at all... Guy: Please get here soon! Wednesday 11:43 PM Guy: Dude, did u leave early? I don’t c u anywere. [Left on read.]

Thursday 1:45 PM Guy: Man screw u. I heard u left with cynthia! Bet u guys screwed!! Guy: Fak u, thinking ure the shyt or something! [Contact deleted. Conversation deleted.]

They did indeed have s*x only because she asked nicely and Dain was not in a relationship. Dain’s a gentleman who doesn’t mind casual s*x, but also who is he to deny a nice lady asking politely (or anybody asking politely in general😉). Beats hanging with douchebags. He has no time for drama or toxicity. He cuts them off right away.

Sample of a text to you when you’re dating him:

Dain: Hey Dain: I thought I should text you something like you told me to Dain: I’m having PM classes today from 5 to 10 today Dain: But I’ll be free outside of that Dain: Let me know if you need me for anything Dain: We can meet up for lunch if you want You: Sure! Dain: 👍

Now, I know what this all sounds like, but let it be known, he is not a player. In fact, when he’s dating someone, the other person is more likely dump or cheat on him because he’s actually super faithful to his partner. S*xy times are reserved only for his partner if they so wished it. Unfortunately… sometimes the other person just doesn’t share the same level of commitment as he does...🥺 By the way, that’s considered a lot of texting by his standards and expect it to continue because that’s how committed and serious he is.

Ajax/Tartaglia: He’s normal, I don’t know what to talk about.🙃

There’s not a whole lot of characteristics to be picked out from his texting styles other than the fact that he always seems to reply to you when you least expect him to like....immediately replying to you even though you’re sending him texts at 3 AM. Like...does he even sleep?

That and his arsenal of emoji usage: 🤗🤭😑😧😲🥺😩😈 🥰😘🤯😃😉😎🥳🙃

He is one emoji beast and every one of them can immediately help you evoke the expression he has at every given moment. At least it’s nice to know how he’s feeling.

How long does it take for him to reply: Not long as long as he’s conscious. If he’s sleeping, well sometimes he’ll wake up to the sound of his phone pinging because he doesn’t really set it to silent mode except when he has class or during a movie. He usually has his phone on ring because he’s always there when you need him. He’s there for both his family and friends, and as long as he’s alive, he’ll continue to commit to his loved ones. (This only possible for someone as crazy as he is...or beastly...)

Sample of him replying to your 3 AM texts:

3:21 AM Ajax: Everything alright? It’s not like you to text this late...😐 You: Yeah, but isn’t that same for you? Ajax: Er...I might’ve had coffee too late in the afternoon? Ajax:😩 You: 🤭 A latte again? Ajax: Yup, couldn’t resist.... They were having a chestnut praline latte promotion and they were HALF OFF!!!!😋 Ajax: I may or may not have drank a little more than I should have🙃 You: And you didn’t invite me... You:😞 Ajax: Hey chin up, it’ll be my treat tomorrow 😉 Ajax: WAIT! I mean...my treat in a few hours🤣🤣 You: That’s true!!!🤣🤣 Ajax: So I’ll see you in a few...and then you can tell me what’s going on ok? You: Yeah, that sounds good Ajax:😃👍

Best bro and he’s the same if not more with his siblings. He’s always there to support his people. He’ll schedule a meeting with people as soon as he can if he senses anything is wrong. Heck, he might just show up on your stoop or front door if it’s serious enough. He’s just that kind of guy and you can’t hide from him either 🙃... “You can run, but you won’t get far...” (Cancers are lowkey scary in how much they care sometimes....)

Sample of him texting you when you’re dating because:

Ajax: y/n..... Ajax: I miss you....😩 You: Ajax...it’s only been 2 days? You:🤨 Ajax: Yeah, but we could have shared 6 meals in those 2 days you know? Ajax:😧 You: Ajax, don’t ask for the impossible. Ajax: It’s not impossible if...say we’ve moved in together somewhere?🤗 You: What You: Wait! You: Hold on! You: Woah, let’s slow down a little bit here... Ajax: ok....😞 You: Right You: We can’t rush... Ajax: If you say so...😉

Be careful with this one.... If you have your own place, don’t be surprised if he starts sleeping over at your place more often or him trying to get you sleep over at his....he’s already started to get you comfortable with the idea and he won’t stop there. No...then he’ll start luring you in with his traditional style home cooking. Ho ho. Don’t let him lure you into it. No, you must resist! Resist those Russian pancakes. Hey, you! I meant food not the Russian pancakes on his body. *slaps your hand* No touchy! Once you’re onto him, you’re a goner.

Btw....here are those Russian Pancakes and a recipe. Yumm.

Thank you for reading this far!!

These headcannon posts are pretty experimental for me, but they’ve been fun to type up and think about.

Low key Kaeya’s texting style to ask someone out on a coffee date is pretty similar to what Tartalini would do as they both enjoy using winky emojis and are pretty flirty, but gotta diversify the texts and situations to deliver a breath of scenarios.

I had headcannons for Ayato’s texting style too, but I ran out of steam towards the end. So, I’ll just have to save those for another time. I really wanted to elaborate on why I would think Dainsleif is open to casual s*x, but I feel like that could be a whole post on it’s own, so I tried to refrain from it taking over his section. After all, this is suppose to be on texting styles and their tendencies. 😉

I just hope you enjoyed reading it! If you’re interested in more of my modern AU headcannons, you check it here!

#diluc ragnvindr #diluc imagine #genshin headcanons #kaeya alberich #kaeya imagine #genshin imagine #genshin impact imagine #dainsleif #dainsleif imagine #childe imagine #genshin childe #childe #tartaglia #dainsleif x reader #diluc x reader #kaeya x reader #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader

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dreamsofminnie · 1 year

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“False Confidence”

Kazuha | Childe —x gn!Reader Smau

06- Is this an Interrogation?🍁🐳 | Word count: 2.7k

“WHO KEEPS LEAVING THESE SOUL SUCKING LOVE POEMS!!” Lumine fumes over the small red gradient post-it note stuck on the same table for the 5th time in these four days.

“Why can’t this cafe be a love-free zone.” Aether grunts as he sticks the sticky note under the counter where a pile of them sat. “It’s called cafe dense for a reason.”

Lumine grabs ahold of her phone to snap a picture of the red post-its in the order she first saw them in.

“Aether it’s time to do some digging. Anonymous poem lover over here obviously needs to find someone no doubt. Once it’s solved then NO more love in this damn cafe.”

The blonde boy furrows his eyebrows, “lovers this, lovers that. We’re already dealing with a broken lover at our apartment. Now some randos wanna join in on the charade. And here I thought spring was love season. Not summer.”

The twins loll their heads to the side with a hefty sigh as they stare down the neatly written poems.

The door rings, announcing the customers entrance to the cafe this early afternoon.

Two tall men enter, one blonde the other ginger.

“Ah. You’re Dainsleif right? New worker, good timing.” The manager steps out from the kitchen and walks up to the counter to address the tall blonde. “Come. Let me get you your uniform and the twins will teach you the ropes.”

Dainsleif heads behind the counter following the woman. Childe is left alone at the cash register of his dreams—not good dreams, nightmares where he loses his phone and the thief leaks all his undocumented thirst trap selfies. He didn’t want anyone to know he is a gym bro; except everyone knew based on his endless stamina exercise high.

The twins having all the time currently with how it was a slow flow of customers today, turned their gaze on the awkward ginger standing right at the cash register twiddling his thumbs.

“Are you gonna order or start sucking your thumbs??” Lumine is not at all a morning person opposite to her other half.

“Oh uhm, iced black tea please.” Childe deflated in his first missed chance due to sudden defensive behavior from the workers.

Dainsleif came back out with an apron on and eyed Childe from where he stood. Having his friend basically watch him work was a tad unnerving.

Too much idling in the freetime he was provided, Childe sipped his drink in thought as he spaced out in the direction of the counter. A blessing descended upon him as he whipped out his phone to see the group chat go off twice.

“Lumine! I told you to take out the trash from yesterday!! Slacker!” Their manager wacked Lumine on the head and guided the grumbling blonde towards the kitchen. “Mistaked [Name]’s trash as the one being demanded to throw out. Ah jeez.”

Shoving his phone into his pocket Childe glanced over at Dainsleif who was getting the hang of the dreaded espresso machine. Dain’s eyebrows furrowed as he kept grinding the coffee beans with weak wrist movement.

Childe slipped out of the cafe and instead of fully leaving the premises, he rounded the cafe shop into the closed off alleyway.

Voices bounced off the narrow pathway the further he went. The iced drink in his hand nearly done and the perspiration outside the cup, smudged and vanished in the warm air.

“You. Ughg.. Can’t take a hit on your pride much.” A scoff interrupted halfway, footsteps and movements clacked against each other in a kind of odd dance.

Lumine was just trying to toss out the trash she was told to do the day before. Why is a brute who’s had a grudge against her, attacking her all of a sudden. It was undeniably annoying and unnecessary.

Dodging a swing, Lumine dashes back facing the three figures in front of her.

“You move quick girlie. Do you box?” Loud sounds of slurping of the straw cracked through the tension.

The drink Childe was holding was soon slammed down to the ground. He looked down at the deceased frowning but soon blank as he looked at his friends. “Arlei why are you here? To watch them duke it out? Fun~”

Arlecchino huffs and shrugs as she looks at Scara rubbing his bruised hand in annoyance. “You done? More important business is ahead.”

Scaramouche gives his woman friend the stink eye with a twitch. “I saw her first and Childe was dawdling, so I just decided to help out and beat her to make things faster.”

“Beat? Are you not the one whose hand is busted. Imbecile.”

“Hah!! Look at his knuckles!! it’s turning as black as his hair!!! Ahahaha!”

“Shut the fuck up, Childe!”

Lumine blanked at this whole odd friendship, she just wanted out. Eyes darting she surveyed the situation she was in. The backdoor to the cafe was behind Arlecchino. The alleyway was wide enough for four people side-by-side. Unfortunate that the alley exit was blocked by the three as Lumine was at the dead-end side.

The opening of the door surged a rush of energy, ‘Aether get your ass here and I’ll never make fun of your dakimakura(body) pillow again!’

“You forgot a trash bag–“ Dainsleif walked out holding a trash bag before stopping to evaluate the predicament. Lumine didn’t know she was holding her breath till Dainsleif just went ahead and threw the trash into the dumpster, totally ignoring the situation.

“Did you really just ignore them jumping me?!” Pissed, Lumine was about to crush everyone here. Even Aether will not be spared.

Dainsleif closed the dumpster lid and turned to the three. “Quit making a fuss over this. I heard the arguing from the inside.”

“Argh! Whatever!! You’re wasting time! Childe go.” Two pairs of glaring eyes hurled at the ginger as he rummaged for his phone.

The lockscreen lit up and he faced it towards the peeved twin. “Do you know them, oh–wise Lumine.” The hopefulness in Childe’s voice was evident that Lumine wanted to say no just to crush his stupid face.

“Depends on who’s asking, and for what reason.” She crossed her arms over her chest as Childe recaps her on his view.

“Why do you like them? Gorgeous is not valid. Would you actually like their personality? Can you even treat a person well?”

“Is this an interrogation…” Childe chuckles albeit a bit unnerved.

“Yes. Now answer.”

[🍁🐳]

Aether on the other hand was dying from excruciating boredom. Dainsleif had been moved to the kitchen for more cooking training right after the tall ginger left the front door. Lumine was also taking out the trash, though a little slowly might he add.

Aether might as well clean up the tables. If the tables didn’t already look entirely clean. He still grabbed a damp rag and wiped the surfaces. Today was such a slow day he couldn’t wait for it to be over.

Aetherpaused in his circle movements as a thought appeared before him, ‘Is there no customers because Name hasn't been around... That’s so appalling but can be true.’

A dig alerts the blonde twin and he snaps his head towards the door. A group comes into the cafe and he swore he never felt this much relief.

He prances to the cash register to serve them. “Welcome, what can I get you guys.”

“Hmn…It’s already afternoon so no heavy coffee.”

“Why not some tea? More water in it makes it less caffeinated.”

“I like mine sweet.”

“No sugar for me. I rather mine more caffeinated.”

“Bedo, you need more water in your system instead..” Exasperated, Kazuha turns back to Aether and fixes everyone's order.

“Hot herbal milk tea, hot sweet red tea, iced caffeinated black tea, and a hot oolong tea please.” Aether nodded and let them input their card while he prepared the cups and tea leaves.

The group sat down at the same constant table they have everyday since the selfie event. “Of course Kazu has a large stack of post-it notes in his pocket. I didn’t know post-it notes came in that size…” Kazuha handed one of the red gradient sticky notes to Albedo for inspection as he continued to scribble on one.

He would hum in frustration when it wasn't good enough of a sentence. Cyno took out his uno cards and suggested a round which got the table chatty. Something Aether missed very much, the noise of people at the cafe is very welcomed and it made his work a little faster.

“Uno!” Cyno slapped down the card and held his last remaining card to his chest.

Kazuha and Tighnari huffed in defeat with their stack of cards, unluckily taking the brute of Cyno’s aggressive gameplay and Albedo’s ‘if the cards are useful i will use immediately.’

Kazuha had a lightbulb of an idea flash in his head and jotted his thoughts on the post-it.

“Do you really think the selfie person really looks at your post-its?”

Aether finished up the drinks and decided to bring them over to the table. Placing them on a tray he walks over and hands the hot herbal milk tea to Tighnari, hot sweet red tea to Cyno, iced black tea to Albedo and lastly Kazuha’s hot oolong tea.

“Of course, if the sticky notes are gone everyday, no matter if i stay seated here or not, someone must have took it, no?”

“Hmm? Those red sticky notes…Are they yours?” Aether saw those red gradient notes and immediately recognized them.

“Aether. Do you know about the post-it notes?” Cyno called out to him as his acquaintance and Aether nodded. “These are always stuck on this table till the end of the day. My sister said that the person must be looking for someone.”

Kazuha caught onto the glimmer of hope and Albedo shot Aether a question. “Perchance, do you know this [Name] person?”

Walking along the way to the cafe Cyno had excitedly brought up that he knew the first name of admire, the nickname Kazuha gave to the selfie person. “I won’t reveal it just yet. Let me get some more info on them first.”

“[Name]…so that's their name? It’s nice” Kazuha gave a warm smile and wrote down the name on the corner of his sticky note.

The other three glanced at Aether with a look of, ‘you see how whipped he is?’ to help him understand the situation.

“How do you know them? What do you like about them? Have you met them??”

“Is this an interrogation?” Kazuha chuckles and tilts his head with his same gentle smile.

“Yes, can you answer?”

[🍁🐳]

Lazing about, You dawdle on your phone for the past hour. You’ve already watched all the interesting Netflix shows on the TV, ate to your full capacity, and scrolled on twitter till it gave you year old tweets.

‘When are the twins coming backkkkk’

Facing up towards the clock, they still have hours to go before they are released from their shackles.

Rolling on the sofa you lay on your back and put both hands and phone on your stomach balancing the air you breathe.

Not being able to go outside is like contamination you can’t see so you have to cover your senses just to not notice when you get sick.

“Wait, we have a balcony….i knew that.” Jumping to you feet you skip to the balcony and lay on the seat there. The breeze and sun felt so nice on your skin. You missed this feeling very much, sunbathing and napping under a tree. It made you feel warm and sleepy.

About to doze off, a ringtone and vibration on your stomach jolted you up with a bead of sweat. “Aether??!”

“Hola mi hermano!” You were brimming with joy over finally having interaction with a human from the 4 hours the twins were gone.

“Stop it..[Name] i wanna ask, do you know of a phone that you have taken and took a selfie with then put back?” Question marks were ringing in your head at the strange way of speech.

“I took a selfie on someone elses phone??” Aether confirmed it happened at the cafe and you thought very hard on which one he was taking about.

“Oh! Was it when i saw a phone left on a table so i took advantage and snapped a good one real quick then put it back? I thinnkk the phone case was of a red maple tree and teal wind patterns.

“Yes! It is!!” A excited voice shouted from the background and Aether hushed them.

“Miss [Name]…care to take responsibility?? The guy’s phone you took is now asking to pursue you.” Aether gave a brief pause, knowing you, you held your breath just the same.

Your heart was pleading you not to. To halt any forthcoming romance, one more time of heartbreak and suffering will be the last thing you remember.

“..Can i, not? Tell him i’m not very interested to pursue romance again. Apologies.” You curled up on the sunbathing chair as your relaxed mood now drew a big weight. The sun felt much hotter and the breeze has died down.

“Okay i will—“

“Ah! Lumine is calling me?! Are you not with her Aethie??” The buzzing of your phone made you lower it and put your volume on speaker.

“No, Lumi went out to throw the trash..She is sure taking her time.” Aether purse his lips as he tries to figure out an explanation to tell the guys sitting at the table near him waiting for an explanation. Kazuha’s face distraught and the others comforted him dramatically.

“Put me on hold then, go answer Lumine.”

Answering the female twins call and putting Aether on hold to deal with the strange group, you pick up the call with a usual tone of surprise.

“Moshi moshi? Luminie why are you not with Aethie?”

A long-drawn-out aggravated sigh came up from the other side of the speaker phone. “Got jumped today so i'm full blasting you to solve all my problems. Here, do you hear [Name]?” The last sentence was a bit further away and was directed at Lumine’s company rather than at you.

To be completely honest, getting tossed around like this on the phone is very unnerving and not very pleasant.

“Hello? Are you my commander?! Nice to meet you, I’m Childe.” A voice unrecognizable popped up, his voice was smooth and– kinda playboyish.

“Who?” You were already a bit drained from the last phone call, and the sun has been relentlessly beating into you.

“Childe! Would you mind revealing your sweet name?”

“Did you not just hear Lumine just tell you?!? Or did you repeat it in your head one too many times that the goldfish brain in your head, upped and died?!!?” A harsh voice from further away drilled venom into the man you were talking too, very thrilling speech.

“Rather, the pea brain in his system must’ve overstimulated with glee the second he heard their alluring voice.” A different voice, one much elegant than the other sharp one, voiced out.

With how your phone is on speaker and the high volume you set it on with your deaf ears, you heard every comment clearly.

“Can i talk to the other two instead? Their words gave me 4 golden years of my weary life.” Humor in your voice was not even hidden by now, their insults granted you vitality to fight off the sun again. You heard a voice saying “Gladly.” faintly in the background. “Are we making out rn?” You whispered back.

“Nooo!! Scara! Arlei! Stop stealing my commander!!” This call was getting nowhere, Lumine also mentally agreed.

“Who’s what?? What is the point of this call?? I put Aether on hold for this.”

Lumine snatched her phone back much to the ginger's jester-like tears. “A dumbass that I once handed back his phone from losing it, showed me that you took his phone and snapped a pic to make his lock screen. He..wants to meet you.”

Again with the meeting. Again with the picture. Again with the looks you have that can make people entranced by you. You were too tired to please others this time. If someone wanted you, they had to entrance you to the max.

“No. You may not pass~ …Tell Aether to buy some fruits on the way back, i’m bored out of my mind so I'll tell your manager to let you out early. Bye.” Hurriedly ending the call on both twins, albeit hearing a bit of interesting love poem talk when Aether was off on-hold, you shut your phone off and headed inside to stuff yourself with icecream— and hopefully Aether gets here in time for fruits and icecream.

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Synopsis-> You were dared to take the cute guy’s phone which lay open on the coffee table at your friend’s work place. You took a selfie of your face at pinned it as their lock screen. And now you are being hunted by the phone’s owner who's now curious about you from your flirt and run. Through your flirtatious ways, you have never been able to maintain relationships; you always keep an arms length away. You don’t believe you deserve love at all, so why not flirt with strangers?

Summer season-> Name has been filling back on their flirts since the responses to their flirts were getting too dizzying to them. Though the twins can see the attempts of two boys vying for your affection. Twins detective agency activated while you took some time to yourself with failure.

THIS TOOK ME AWHILE TO WRITE

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rhaenicentwife · 3 years

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"my memory has all but faded completely but i will always remember how much she too loved these flowers."

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I SAW YOU DO MY REQUEST AND IM????? SO???? HAPPY????? Can I also please request a hutao like mc with the dorm leaders + adeuce :D where they can basically command the ghosts to do anything for them (considering the ghosts in twst are like the most stubbornly annoying people besides ace/hj) and they like to joke about "taking people to the other side" to scare people that'd BE COOL

Dorm leaders + adeuce duo with a Hutao!MC

At first glance, you appear to be a quirky and cheerful. You enjoy pranking and despises sitting around and doing nothing, as you wishes to live your life to the fullest.

Accepting death as a natural part of life and tells others to enjoy their short lives, loathing those who try to prolong their natural lifespan.

Warning(s):

notes: i love hutao sm bro i would send her flowers everyday

Riddle:

s i g h

well he can see why you're close to those two animals from his dorm

well i mean at least u actually get ur work done????

he gave u one work and u run around pranking AND finishing those exact works

he's amazed LMSKAJSKS

esp when he saw u straight up just

idk voodoo hand motions to the ghosts????"

what am i even saying

well you're commanding those ghost and riddle was like

WITCHCRAFT😱⁉️

*remembers he can use magic* wait

well i mean at least u can stop those ghosts from being annoying?

other than that, he enjoys ur poetry

he only wishes u would stop trying to have a poetry rap battle with him

he also is kind of offended by how u encouraged death KNFOAOAOA

well i mean accepting it is one thing

but why are u putting up posters on how to die faster around school??

Leona:

your liveliness sure is irritating

omg xiao kinnie⁉️

when u pranked him, he give u that boss unknown god dainsleif level stink eye

sometimes, he flick his tail to(?) ur forehead

if he's annoyed enough that is

whenever u tell him his habits will probably make him die faster

he thought you were hinting at him to do that

so he just put u in the same category as the people back at home who wanted him gone

well that was until he saw u hang up posters "text and drive -wangsheng funeral parlor"

😧⁉️

well at least he's not the only one being told to die faster???

oh and yall know that ghost smth event with that pretty ghost?

yeah u can probably command her

leona is forever greatful

he would rather die than admit it tho

Azul:

YES AN EASY TARGET

i mean, a great customer target🤗

well that's what he thought and you're just you

probably started pranking him after the incident too HELPPP

poor guy just wants some rest but now he have u following him around to prank him or smth

floyd won't even help bc he joins u

jade is being jade, he's too amused

but hes quite amazed at ur ability to command ghosts

not even mages can do that!

you two do business so uh

idk make a deal or smth

he'll get the students to die faster or smth and you'll give him more customers

see? u both get more customers either way and it's very befitting

no one can stop you guys now

Kalim:

oh you guys got along REALLY well

sunshine + sunshine

might even be your new partner in crime

you're just so fun! how can kalim not want to hang out with you??!

pranking people, some poetry rap battles, magic carpet rides

y'all can't sit still at all jamil almost had another overblot

your ability to command ghost is REALLY amazing

he would be more than happy to see you do it again!

but ur talk abt communicating with the other side scare him a little

😅😥

it even became his random 12am memory that made him check under the bed or smth

Vil:

well he doesn't care abt u that much

he is kind of weirded out and confused at u encouraging everyone to die while also telling them to cherish their short lives

probably told him the same thing

"pls take selfies of urself while driving!"

"thats dangerous"

"exactly"

yeah he doesn't want to deal with your shenanigans

it's not like he's safe from your pranks anyway

u better stop if u don't want to have a wwe smackdown with vil

other than that, he likes how u kept ur appearance well

u might be a menace but at least u know how to take care of ur appearance

and that eye makeup, he approves🤗

Idia:

oh no its a prank target

he fears you

like full on shaking in his timbers whenever he saw u

he might even start crying

like kalim + cater + rook personality with a sprinkle of death?! the world must've hated him so much to make him meet you

one time u told him his way of living will kill him

he was abt to give a sarcastic remark

well until u encouraged it in the same sentence

idia:🤯

like do u want him to continue living this way or..?

oh you probably saved his ass with that gorgeous ghost one time

he's so grateful???? he might even let you bother him for a day

Malleus:

oh be adores that liveliness of yours

like he's just so???happy????

you're always just so cheerful and you're even brave enough to prank him of all people

he might even start joining u on ur pranks if its not for the fact that he got stopped by sebek

and he definitely would love to listen to you talk about how u can command ghosts and how u can "communicate with the other side"

he has never seen it but he will be more than happy to witness it:D!

probably saw those posters arohnd the school hallways and immediately knew it was you HELPPP

ah, they're encouraging others to die^^ i... see😁😅

well hes amused on your motives as to why you're even encouraging this but

you must have a good reason?

Ace:

yknow that thing in the prologue when y'all got chased by the ghost?

instead this time u literally just command them

the gears in his head was on full time work at that time bc he have many thoughts on how to use that ability of yours

the BEST of friends i say

y'all found new victims to prank everyday

jack have to pull yalls collar to stop yall from tormenting all of those poor students

he's supporting u on ur quest to have more dead bodies for ur job's success

all bc he thinks its funny

so now u have two idiots in the hallways spreading on why you should never wear a seatbelt or smth

honestly? he's not scared of ur ghosts talk

u can talk to the other side? yeah well he can travel through mirrors🙄

u can command the ghosts? well he can command the wind

the anemo archon in disguise HELPPP

Deuce:

well he is surely amazed by ur ability to commans ghosts

he might even thought youre secretly a wizard

a powerful wizard that not even the mirror can identify is right in front of my very eyes! - Deuce senior quote

well poor him bc u surely didnt let it go

and u just encouraged the thoughts

it wasn't until riddle broke the news to him that his whole world shatters

like straight up glass breaking sound effects as he dramatically dropped to the floor

you're laughing in the background btw

well took hin a few days of recovery but he's fine now

it's his 3am thoughts now tho

like randomly "do u remember when-"

he's kind of scared by that "i can talk to the other side ehe"

might even start looking behind him everytime he walks LMFOAOAOA

but it's ok! at least he helps u with spreading the why you should die faster thing!

you and ace convinced tricked him!

so now u will see three idiots in the hallways🤗‼️

the more the merrier amirite

#twst #twst wonderland #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #riddle rosehearts #leona kingscholar #azul ashengrotto #kalim al asim #vil shoenheit #idia shroud #malleus draconia #ace trappola #deuce spade

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