there are two types of cryptid fans
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Going on a date with a grunge girl who said she’s really into vampires & trying to act like everything’s fine but her blood tastes so bad and she keeps asking why i’m not drinking her blood and not wanting to tell her it’s cuz she tastes like a vape pen 🤢😔
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I'm definitely the extraterrestrial but only because, I was at a local vinyl record fair the other day. Anyway while browsing through a box of vinyl casually. I just so happened to spot a copy of the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack, and had the urge to sing a little bit of the theme song to myself. 😅
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The pictures of bigfoot aren't fuzzy because of camera quality. They're fuzzy because bigfoot is inherently fuzzy. Who says cryptid have to be rendered? Dude is chilling in the woods living his 16-bit life, leave him alone
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Bigfoot fighting alongside Fidel Castro in the Cuban Revolution. Contrary to what the globalist media tells you, bigfoot was not only very real but she was also an ardent supporter of the non-aligned movement and other struggles in the Third World. Later, bigfoot would travel to China only to be arrested for criticizing Mao Zedong’s Three worlds theory as revisionist. He remains in prison there to this day.
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For legal reasons, do not refer to me. Failure to do so will result in abduction by an unspecified being.
We will not be held responsible for missing persons, unexplainable anomalies, abrupt amnesia, incurable diseases, and any other consequences that may follow perception.
For further inquiries, lock your doors and remain indoors; you have, by reading and thinking about this warning, have failed rule one and your life is in danger.
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I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s
a) a baybey!
b) I know what you are.
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Had a dream that there was a furry subculture revolving entirely around popular cryptids where nobody knew exactly what anybody else's fursona actually looked like because they exclusively drew themselves blurry and out of focus and/or really far away.
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new reaction meme just dropped
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I think it's so so funny when in every hermit's episode there's grian fishing
He's in the background or talking about it in chat or they pass him and go "he's still at it"
How long has this man been fishing? Does he go to bed?? Every hermit has different timezones and yet he's in almost all of their videos or streams
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