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carehounds · 1 year
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I love how lesleys face has stuffing coming out of it implying that she, the most human looking person on the show, is made of stuffing compared to the main puppet trio who have organs and blood.
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chainmotif · 14 days
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breaking bad 3x04 (2008–2013) // saw v (2008)
L + ratio + a woman in your life that you loved has died + your copycat attempt at my product was inferior
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starstruckloves · 15 days
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ᯓ★ imagine you’re feeling down one day. like, really feeling down. your F/O, who’s usually fairly stern and no-funny-business, just hates seeing you upset so they’re trying to do their best to cheer you up but nothing seems to be working.
that is until they get an idea. usually they hate being vulnerable like this but… if it’s for you, they’ll do it. they have to get silly.
so, they start telling you jokes, making little faces, tickling you, whatever it takes to make you laugh in a way they know you’d enjoy. even if that includes making a fool out of themselves. seeing their tough exterior break and show a more playful side is jarring at first but you eventually crack a smile and before you know it, you’re already feeling better <3
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tarantulasnot · 8 months
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everyday I'm reminded like clockwork that my friend has shot cum up to 5 ft out before.
This is real life, but I can't stop thinking about which fictional characters would have this happen 😭
Like Diavolo might not shoot as far but definitely a lot. His like drips down instead of just coming out.
Leviathan would probably cum a LOT really fast because he's got two dicks
Mammon cums really thin and fast but its a medium length
Might as well just do all the headcanons, then at this point 😭
Lucifer wouldn't cum a whole lot but he could cum a lot of times in a row
Solomon cums like a normal person I guess? Above average amount, shoots out a little bit but not anything noteworthy
BEELZEBUB AND HIS MONSTER COCK. Probably a lot but more likely to shoot out really fast
Okay but imagine helping Beelzebub out after he works out. Absolutely chaining his wrists to something as you stroke him, keeping his thighs spread apart with your own legs while he whimpers and groans.
Beelzebub would definitely whimper AND growl.
For example, if he's feeling really good, he'll start whimpering. But then if you start sucking on his pretty chest, he'll straight up growl and grit his teeth before whining again when you go faster
Beelzebub would definitely have a cray cray dick that has barbs on it
just saying
How did this become a Beelzebub imagine?
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sugawara--san · 2 months
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the excitement of witnessing the percabeth slowburn live for years and not in the span of a few days because i read the books years after they all came out
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bahbzxxx · 2 months
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A fun HC I have for Kaeya is that he can't sing.
He just can't.
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Once upon a time, The Cats Tail had hosted a talent show. All the little village people of mondstadt who weren't allergic to cats all gathered, eager to showcase their talent. The winner would get a TGC card signed by the Darknight hero himself(it's really not) so naturally there was a gaggle of guys, gals, and non-binary pals screaming their heads off in the corner at every act. Nine-hundred and twenty one fights broke out that night alone, and rumor has it that it got so bad that it made The Anemo Archon consider Tyranny (lolsies)
Anyway, when the Cavarly captain of the Knights of Favonius took the stage, the crowd went beserk. Flowers being thrown on stage, fruit baskets being thrown on stage, articles of clothing thrown on stage, hand-held children being thrown on stage...
The Cavalry captain had quite the fanbase. And now, he was going to share with the world his special secret talent...and win the talent show!
No. He did not win the talent show. But the teeny tiny participation trophy makes him believe otherwise.
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navstuffs · 2 years
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Imagine finding this while dating Robert Pattinson
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Pairing: Robert Pattinson x gn!reader
Warning: none, kinda crack fanfic
Authors note: while working on my requests i saw THIS and i couldnt let it go!! i had to write! for ppl who have requested for fanfics i havent forgotten ANY of them!!!!
You definitely had too much Robert's stuff. You considered yourself his biggest fan and together with his family kept a lot about his career: magazine covers, journals, posters from his movies, everything related to your relationship with Robert. You wonder if you shouldn't sell that box online, anonymous of course, so you could get some money when a piece of a magazine calls your attention.
You never noticed before, probably because belonged to his family's records. While your eyes scan through it you hold back a laugh.
"What is this?" You whisper, looking over your shoulder as if discovering a forbidden secret from your boyfriend.
How come you were only seeing that right now? You knew why Robert wouldn't show you. It is not something he was probably proud of. This was your opportunity to pay back all his teasing when your teenage diary was revealed to the world and your teenage crush for him was all he could talk about for weeks. You look for him around the house, hiding the article behind your back, an idea popping in your head. Time for payback.
You finally find your boyfriend sitting down on the floor near the living room's sofa. His blonde hair all pulled back as he had been messing with it so many times, his blue eyes' attention on a book. You approach him, sitting at his side. You put a hand on his shoulder, making Robert look at you. He smiles but it fades away when he notices your mischievous smirk.
"Love?"
"So, Rob, we never talked about your teenage years. It interests me to know your dating history from that time and alllll your pick-up lines."
"Why do you want to know that now, love?" Robert asks, his eyes suspicious. You with sudden questions never meant anything good for him. Especially with that malicious smile.
"Oh, nothing. I was just looking through some stuff and I found THIS!" You scream the last part, bringing the article to his face, a victorious smile on your face.
His eyes scanned through the article and you realized your boyfriend was mortified. Rob never thought he would see that embarrassing thing ever again and there you were wiggling like a prize. He looked so awful in that picture. Jeez, his teenage eyebrows time. His pink cheekbones.
"What can I say? Everyone had a cringy teenage period, babe."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past again?" You attempt copying his voice, putting your hands on your hips, puffing your chest. Robert rolls his eyes, looking back to his book but you squeeze his shoulder, calling his attention again.
"Come on, Rob darling, don't be so tense. I love DJing, as well. Do you want remix in me?" You wink in his direction, the flirty smile still on your lips.
Robert chuckles, hiding his mouth with his hands. He knew this was all payback from teasing you for having a crush on him since Harry Potter's years. He didn't mind. He loved silly you the most. But two could play this game.
"Love, you shouldn't play with DJs like that. Don't you know we are very good with our fingers?" Robert provokes, his voice full of malice, getting you by surprise.
"Ohhh." You sit on his lap, throwing your arms around his neck. Before you can kiss him, he places his hand in front of your mouth, whispering:
"I believe in love at first sight. The same way you fell in love with me when I was Cedric Diggory…"
"Oh, come on Rob. Not fair" You roll your eyes. Robert tries to hold back a laugh but can't when he sees your outraged face.
"You know I'm joking, darling. This is way worse." Roberts speaks, pointing at the article in your hand.
"Worse than Edward Cullen? Kidding, kidding!" You tease, getting a surprised look from him. "But you look so cute in that picture. Fifteen-year-old Robert Pattinson is very cute. But I prefer you now, of course."
"Please. You wouldn't look at me when I was a teenager. Did you see that face? Uggghhh!"
"I will still keep this" You put it inside your pants pocket. "Besides what were you saying about DJs and their fingers?"
Robert chuckles. He knew you wouldn't let go off that easy so he didn't have a choice. Getting up with you in his arms and deciding to mock you one last time, he exclaims loudly:
"DJ ROBERT IN THE HOUSE!"
"Oh come on, Rob!"
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iheartmoons · 7 months
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I’M DISAPPOINTED, I THOIGHT THAT LAST ONE WAS REALLY OBVIOUS
Moons, Bestie 😔
I promise I won’t be offended if you guess wrong though…unless it’s someone awful like…I can’t even think of anyone to make fun of, I’m too nice fr 😭
Anyway.
GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS
JUST DO IT
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NOT ME NEARLY FORGETTING TO PUT THIS ON ANON BEFORE I SENT IT LMFAO
Guess.
TBH U SOUND LIKE JAM??? AS IN U SOUND A LITTLE BIT CRAY
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kvtnisseverdeen · 1 year
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOSDO9SAHJKSJFHSFHSBHJFBSJDBFSMBD XAS CWCRKWER OMGGGGG it is currently 3:15 am and im HYSTERICALLY laughing at this sdkhjskhshj
actually he is getting the sloppy toppy 20000000000 for those 200 goals PHEW thats my football daddy right there im on my knees ready to suck GO
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plzu · 1 year
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you get the hiccups one day. you don't fret over it, at first, but you rarely get the hiccups, and this one starts to last way longer than you think a hiccup should last.
it makes you miserable.
adrian notices, asks you what's wrong. you hiccup through your explanation, admit you're scared you'll get stuck like this (because wasn't there someone that had the hiccups for years?)
(he thinks he remembers hearing about that story. yikes!)
adrian vows to help you get rid of it, spends the day looking up remedies. he attempts nearly every solution he finds online: times you when you hold your breath; provides you with a paper bag to breath into; gives you water and tells you to pinch your nose while drinking it.
and, in between all of those, he tries scaring you. the element of surprise, and all that. except it doesn't work. you jump a couple of times but end up anticipating by the end of the day, and you hiccup dolefully into the evening.
that is, until adrian has to leave you to scout the night as vigilante. you step out for a late night snack run. on your walk towards to the store, you pass an alleyway. the sound of scuffling makes you pause. glance into the alley at the exact moment vigilante cuts open some guy's throat, your gasp bouncing off the brick walls of the buildings as rivulets of red spill down the dead man's front.
adrian notices you, apologizes profusely from behind his mask--he knows you don't have the stomach for this gore. but then you're laughing, and fuck fuck fuck, he definitely broke you. you're laughing kinda crazy.
"dude," you gasp, wiping a tear from the corner of your eye. "you did it. my hiccups are gone."
adrian is delighted; the next time you get the hiccups, you have to stop him from finding someone to murder in front of you.
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b2em-ho · 1 year
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Crais would never in a million years walk around Talyn in his pyjamas, but imagine if he did. Stomping around, fists clenched, in his comfiest hello kitty flannelette PJs
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sasshomaru · 2 years
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craykaycee · 1 year
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#16?
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ahhhhhh the resurgence
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lorereadsclassics7 · 2 years
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June 17th
The locals, watching the unstable tourist bang on windows and run around like a headless chicken:
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jovalencia · 11 months
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my friend and I went on our weekly hot girl walk and instead of ending the walk when we got to my building we just stood outside and talked about a potential radio show we might have together next year and we were smiling and laughing and the weather is nice and maybe it’s gonna be okay
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cicadaland · 1 year
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I do have a good feeling about this semester... I think things will go good :) I think it will be happy and calming sad in all the right ways just like the twin peaks main theme. And I think when I finally leave high school it’ll be like I’m leaving all these character arcs behind. I think one way or another things will be resolved leaving me with a fresh slate for the next year in college...
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