chris headcanons + drabbles!!
a/n: sooo i was rewatching the dick turpin horrible histories video and my crush on mathew baynton came back up so i did a challenge for myself to watch everything with mat in it and today i nearly finished spy 2011 and im in love with silly guy chris!!
-let's just pretend you are a teacher at Markus school and (let's imagine he went to pick up Markus with Tim one time) and you were walking out the children. -and when he saw you his world freaking did a backflip. -so he started picking Markus up (with Tim ofc) more. -and he starts conversations with you and a lot of flirting too!!.
"bye kids! see you tomorrow!" you shouted at them.
Then Markus arrived with his signature walk. "good afternoon mrs./mr./mx. [last name] i wanted to ask you something about the assignment next week?" he asked "yes what is it-" you started before someone cut you off
"woah! hey little one what's taking you so long and..." he looked at you up and down "hello im chris uh... Markus dads friend i watch the little one when hes at work" "aww thats very nice of you chris i wish more parents had friends like you"
"trust me you really wouldn't" Markus mumbled "hey now Markus that's not nice thing to say to a friend now about that assignment"
-and after that he quits his job as at the tech store and as a fake lawyer for Tim and does an interview with Philip to get a job as a teacher. -and that's his first day at the school! -so during one of your classes you take the kids out to make a lesson in the nature and during that Chris is teaching his p.e class so you just go and strike up a conversation with him.
"hey chris right?" "yes um..." "y/n im Markus science teacher" "y/n a cute name for a cute girl/boy/person".
you blush but then start hearing someone scream, turning around you see markus on a bike attached to a carrier carrying his dad while there was a woman following them.
that is until you saw chris knock her off with the hockey bat.
-after that you started seeing Chris more and more and let's just say you started developing a crush on him. -and he is a lot flirtarious with you. -until Bernice arrived. Chris started going after her instead of you. -all day he said "oh we're gonna duet together at the summer ball!" and let's just say you we're jealous. -you didn't see him all day, you just heard things from Markus friends that Bernie hates him and that he's sad about it. -at the end of the day you saw Chris again and he started singing about how he hates Bernie and at the end of the day you approached himnear the tree, he had his guitar with him so you asked him to sing you a song and that he did while confessing to you with that silly smile of his.
work by @kaiswifeblog please dont steal my work!!!
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Mat Baynton Fic Masterlist
A Hard Day ;; It’s your first death day, and you’re not taking it very well. To try and cheer yourself up, you go and visit Thomas. (1335 words, ghost!reader, fluff, hurt/comfort)
Never Gonna Give You Up ;; Thomas has composed a poem to convey his feelings for you, though it seems that he once again isn’t as original as he believes. (798 words, fluff, ghost!reader)
Merry Kissmas ;; It’s Christmas at Button House, and Thomas is once again waiting under the mistletoe for a kiss. But this time, it’s not Alison he’s hoping to meet. (1446 words, fluff, ghost!reader)
The Perfect Gift ;; It’s Christmas Day, and you’re excited to give Thomas his gift. You soon find out that the two of you think very much alike. (810 words, fluff, ghost!reader)
There All Along ;; Three days after your fight with Thomas, Pat convinces you that you need to make the first move to fix things. A sequel to You Belong With Me. (1597 words, angst, fluff, hurt/comfort, ghost!reader)
A Wonderful Start ;; It’s nearly midnight on December 31st, Alison thinks you should get an early start on your New Years’ Resolution. (801 words, fluff, ghost!reader)
Together in Death ;; Hoping to protect Thomas from your father, you break your engagement and his heart in the process. A week later, Thomas perishes in a duel. You go to the place of his death to pay your respects, and find that fate might have more in store for the two of you. (1264 words, angst, fluff, character death, eventual ghost!reader)
More Than Friends ;; You and Thomas have been close friends ever since you died, but when you accidentally come across a poem he’s written for you, you learn that his feelings for you are stronger than just friendship. (2314 words, lots of fluff, ghost!reader)
Things We Do For Love ;; Thomas gets into a duel for your honour, and you intervene. (1509 words, angst, hurt/comfort, fluff, blood cw, alive!au)
Married Bliss ;; Before your wedding, you had been warned of the difficulties of marriage. What a struggle it was, how it took a toll on your heart and mind. But, being married to Thomas, you have no idea what they’re talking about. (2606 words, smut, fluff, alive!au)
Last Resort ;; You and Thomas have been friends since you were very young, yet he never seems to notice how you feel about him. One day when you watch him attempt to woo an actually interested lady, you decide to take matters into your own hands. (3311 words, smut, fluff, alive!au)
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After The End ;; The world has ended, and suddenly the reality of it hits you. Luckily you have Jamie there with you. (1243 words, angst, hurt/comfort, mentions of death & the end of the world, one brief reference to vomiting)
Unexpected Consequences ;;You and the rest of the survivors have been in the bunker for a bit over a year now, and you find out something that may have been wonderful once, but now… not so much. (DISCONTINUED. 2/5 chapters posted, angst, hurt/comfort, fluff, see chapters for warnings.)
Stress Relief ;; When you come to visit Jamie at the bank, you find that he’s feeling more stressed than usual. Thankfully, you have the perfect way to help him out. (1507 words, smut, fluff)
A Pleasant Surprise;; You decide to surprise Jamie when he gets home from work, by wearing his hoodie and not much else. (1441 words, smut, fluff)
Worth The Wait;; After you’ve been dating for a while, you and Jamie have your first time together. (3056 words, smut, fluff)
the fabric of your flesh, pure as a wedding dress ;; You’re Jamie’s “secret admirer”; you’ve been watching him for a long time, waiting for the perfect moment to make him all yours. Now, it’s finally time. (3058 words, smut, dead dove: do not eat)
Making Up For Lost Time ;; You and Jamie have had feelings for each other for years, but Jamie has always been waiting for his missing wife, Layla, to return. When Jamie finds out that Layla wasn’t who he thought she was, he turns up at your door. (1886 words, smut, fluff)
A Break In Routine ;; Jamie’s staying late at work, but with the impending end of the world, all you want is to spend some time with him. Maybe this is your chance to fulfil one of your long-time fantasies? (2879 words, smut, fluff, references to death/the end of the world)
Separation Anxiety ;; You have to go away on a trip for work, and Jamie misses you. A lot. (1808 words, angst, fluff)
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Forever ;; You’ve had a crush on Ariel for a while, thinking that he’s a perfectly normal and nice guy. But really, you know nothing about how far he’ll go to have you. (3040 words, smut, noncon, kidnapping, drugging, dead dove: do not eat)
Distractions ;; Ariel finds you rather distracting, and he decides to teach you a lesson. (2885 words, smut, daddy kink, degradation)
Ready & Waiting ;; Ariel decides to have his way with you, by lacing your food with sleeping pills and sneaking back into your flat once you’ve fallen asleep. (1930 words, smut, noncon, somno, drugging, dead dove: do not eat)
Told You So ;; Ariel has always told you that he keeps you locked up for your own protection; and one day when you happen to find your way outside, he is proven right. (3058 words, smut, dubcon, kidnapping, dead dove: do not eat)
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Break Time ;; You’ve got a massive crush on Chris, but you don’t believe he’d ever see you as anything more than a coworker. Things might be set to change when you walk into the back room to a very interesting sight… (3974 words, smut, fluff)
Welcome Home ;; You’ve been away visiting family out of town for a week, and you return home to your boyfriend, who is very eager to welcome you back. (2016 words, smut, fluff)
The Best Painkiller ;; You’re struggling with period cramps, and Chris comes up with an ingenious idea to help relieve them. (1754 words, smut, fluff, period sex)
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The Perfect Husband ;; Only two months into your marriage, you notice something interesting about your husband. (1326 words, smut, fluff)
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