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theaestheticmodels · 7 months
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menoftiktok · 6 months
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JackAndJosh | who wants an appointment?
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crippled-peeper · 9 months
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Can you warn me about chiropractors? I have weird back stuff and was seriously considering one.
The title of this video is kinda clickbait-y but this man is a orthopedic surgeon in the US. He does a very good job of explaining why chiropractic adjustments can be dangerous and disabling
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TW for: discussions of hospitalizations, paralysis, & medical gaslighting
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raccoonsrummagerostrum · 11 months
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So, I just read your Chizome fic, and I was wondering. . .
Could you Maybe do a Yautja x Chiropractor reader? I'm talking like, big, strong, beefy Y/N, and their Yaitja complains of some joint hurting, or Y/N hears one of their joints pop, and just whips around, and preceeds to crack every joint in their body.
Yautja X ChiropractorS/O
Yautja x GN! Chiropractor reader
Word count: 796
Warnings: Back cracking, descriptions of anatomy, medical terminology
Summary: Your lover refuses to encourage your bone cracking until one night they can no longer put up with their stiff back
A/N: Thanks for the request! I really enjoyed writing this, and it was fun to speculate on yautja anatomy. I did however end up wandering onto parts of the internet that I may not have supposed to have been on… oh well!
You had a talent at work. No matter who you worked on, or what the case may be, you were always able to provide just the right amount of pressure to get the adjustment. From the smallest of grannies, to the buffest of body builders; you could do it all. You tried to demonstrate this to your lover, you wanted the challenge, but they did not. Vehemently refusing when you demonstrated yourself. 
You tried to persuade them by showing them what it was like to have their back adjusted by getting on the floor and cracking your own. You crossed one leg over your body, grabbed your thigh and gently twisted. A few soft, yet sharp cracks emanated from your spine. Your lover shrieked and picked you up, holding you gently as they rushed to find their helmet. On the way you tried to explain that that was what was supposed to happen. But they did not calm down until they had used their helmet to scan you for injuries. Of which, obviously, there were none. 
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One night they returned from a hunt, having suffered a blow to their back. Thanks to the advanced medicine on their clan ship, their skin was healed, but their back was still stiff. Once again you offered to help, and once again they continued to refuse. That was until they couldn't get to sleep. They usually slept so easily with you but tonight, because of their back, they just couldn’t. Offering one more time, and promising that an adjustment would make them feel better, they finally relented. 
You instructed them to lay on their stomach with their arms at their sides. Pushing their dreads out of the way you gazed at the vast expanse of their back. They were by far the buffest you had ever had the pleasure to work on. As you ran your hands up and down their spine you felt out their anatomy. Yautja were surprisingly similar to humans, but also strikingly different. You could have easily spent all night studying their body, but you had a job to do. 
You started at the top of their pelvis, close to where their injury was. You gently rocked their thick spine back and forth, pushing down on the muscles on either side. Adding more and more pressure until it was just right. A dull thud came out of your lover's spine, as they let out a loud yelp only to settle back down very quickly. 
���Feels good, doesn't it?” you said, failing to stop the cocky smile from spreading across your face. All you got was a curt chuffle in response. Continuing you felt up their back adjusting as you went, L1 and 2, T7 and 8, T5 and 6, T3 and 4. Their transverse processes were larger than humans, and their spinous processes were larger and more pronounced. Almost giving them a ridge up their back. The sound of their back cracking was dull, but loud almost like a punch. Making it to their cervical spine you had them flip over. They laid their head in your lap, the elongated shape of their skull making the position a little awkward. Still you continued, reaching over their face and placing your hands on either side of their jaw bone. You supported the sides of their head with your thighs. Now you instructed their breathing. In and out. As they exhaled you twisted your whole body just to do the same to their head and neck. A series of cracks came in a slow succession as you adjusted their entire neck in one direction. 
Your lover's eyes bulged out of their skull at the sinsation, but once again settled quickly. Once more you instructed their breathing and moved their head and neck in the other direction. At last you laid them straight and released their head. For a moment they just breathed. In that silence you wondered if you had even managed to do anything. Slowly they sat back up, and turned toward you. Once their face came back into view you could see it. Their eyebrow ridge was relaxed, their mandibles were loose, and their shoulders were down. They pulled you into their arms and squeezed you with renewed strength. 
From then on they would frequently ask for adjustments, and in exchange they allowed you to study their anatomy. They also brought you medical texts from yautja physicians to study. You were even able to speak to a yautja physician and teach her some of the techniques you had used on your lover. 
You try not to tell your lover I told you so too often, but they do have to admit that allowing you to work on them was one of the better decisions they’ve made. 
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yourdailyqueer · 1 month
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Shingo Tano
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Gay
DOB: 15 March 1979 
Ethnicity: Japanese
Occupation: Comedian, actor, chiropractor.
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zoomar · 2 months
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Mechanical Chiropractor, 1941
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electronicsquid · 10 months
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For Correct Posture Week, chiropractors hold a pageant for beautiful spines
(Wallace Kirkland. 1956?)
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ahedderick · 5 days
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Oh, look, now I can PROVE that my head isn't on straight. (wah!)
The last line of text, where I'm diagnosed "Abnormal," is very motivating. Now I know why there are so many 'noises' involved in me attempting to stretch my neck any direction at all. lol C1 you absolute bastard.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 1 year
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A ghost was my chiropractor and there was an iron golem dimension with wooden trains that didn’t work because there weren’t any train tracks.
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seonghwadyke · 1 year
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eye-pop-emoji · 11 months
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thehmn · 2 years
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A few weeks ago my friends and I were talking about how our jobs could be turned into paranormal horror movies.
Mine is pretty easy. I work as a cleaner so I spent a lot of time alone in buildings and get into all the dark, dank corners. Places I’ve worked include a catholic school where the teachers had weird shit in their offices and the principal was known to walk around naked where his neighbors could see him, an optician filled with mirrors and you could hear voices in the vents from the apartments over the store, an old private home right next to a graveyard that had been turned into a kindergarden, a huge mansion that was being used as a “club house” for a bunch of rich old men that had a weird round ritualistic room with an altar and thrones in it, and a small office by the sea where seawater filled with plankton, seaweed and occasionally fish would bubble up through the drains in the bathrooms. All of those places had haunted vibes so slap a ghost or demon in any of them with a lone cleaner after dark and you’re good to go.
My friend works as a phone salesman for an airline (not the kind who call other people, but the kind who takes calls from people who want to buy stuff) so her job is ripe for phone based horror like a ghost that communicate though phone calls and maybe even warns of airplane disasters.
My other friend is almost done with their education as a chiropractor. They have access to the rooms where they keep all the cadaver parts at their university, they once brought home a box of real human bones to study, and they suggested that a super creepy start to a horror would be if they had to examine a patient who seemed normal but as they felt around the patient’s body they realized the insides where completely wrong and non-human.
So I pass the thought experiment on to you. How could your job, no matter how mundane, be turned into a paranormal horror movie? (And if you don’t have a job, some other normal part of you life)
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knithacker · 10 months
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The Curve of Your Spine - Custom Felt Piece for Chiropractor's Office! 👉 https://buff.ly/3gBQSPo - you can custom order one!
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michaeldance · 5 months
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What Invertebrate do you think Gracyn was in a past life ? 🤔 😄
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redbeex · 5 months
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😍😍😍
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savagechickens · 5 months
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The Long Wait.
And more snakes.
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