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sun512 · 7 days ago
Cat in the Car Engine
Cat in the Car Engine
Stray cats usually go inside the engine bay because they seek shelter to keep them warm. They do this to conserve energy while napping. Cat in the Car Engine
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this-ace-of-spades · 12 days ago
Uh, just asking but,
How does one extract a cat from under the hood of a car?
Currently having a bit of an Engine Cat situation.
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the-rum-tum-hatter · a month ago
Ok so I don't usually think of crossovers, but crossover human cats/stex au:
In a lot of hcs, Mistos side job is being a kids party magician while most of the time he's a professional dancer. So I thought (bc hes a clown, no I won't let go, I love clowns) maybe human CB could also be hired as kids party entertainment like he could do face paint and stuff like that. So maybe they're both booked for the same party/event, and start to hang out. Like Misto thinks CBs a bit much, but enjoys his company and Misto is genuinely nice to CB so that's why he likes him. So they become friends.
Ok so also bc Mistos a dancer, maybe for a performance they need a person to work the sound system and be a master of ceremonies, and CB just so happens to be a popular radio show host they hire to do so. Also maybe it's like a huge showcase, something with multiple acts, and there's a rock band or two 👀 like idk if Tugger and Electra would be in the same band or not but still lol. Like they meet each other and Tugger and CB just start simping so hard (not for each other lol) and Misto and Electra have to pull their friend away. But like yeah, each couple starts to fall for each other ig
Also in a lot of hcs, Demeter works at a diner and OMG HER AND DINAH BEING BESTIES WHO WORK TOGETHER HAS ME SO SOFT🥺💕💗💕💗💕like I think theyd get along great together
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itsbeenclaireified · 3 months ago
I’ll be more interesting when March ends. There’s just a lot of work stuff so it’s been a pain. So here’s some pictures of Trixie to get us all thru.
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the-rum-tum-hatter · 3 months ago
ALW: Can I copy my own homework? Yeah I'll just change it a little so it won't be too noticeable
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im joking but like, come on-
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ninuuska · 4 months ago
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I learned that John Partridge and Jo Gibb were in Starlight Express, and the stars aligned 
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whistlingstarlight · 4 months ago
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A couple pieces for @mister-beetlejuice! One of our OCs Buzz and Callaina, and another of his Cats OC Sheldrake!
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aecoproducts121 · 4 months ago
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anoos94 · 10 hours ago
Mihlali Ndamase says found a cat with kittens stuck in her BMW
Mihlali Ndamase says found a cat with kittens stuck in her BMW
Mihlali Ndamase says found a cat with kittens stuck in her BMW South African beauty influencer Mihlali Ndamase had the most unusual day yesterday. While going about her business, as usual, she saw a cat stuck inside a car nearby.” Guys, so I was in Parkhurst earlier. And there was a kitten or a cat stuck inside the engine of a BMW.” After attending a meeting and running some errands, she came…
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danielxricciardo · 4 days ago
75. “Why does everyone assume we’re a couple?”
This one was requested by @livingonkpop hope you like it!
Summary: You and Lando are best friends and you visit him at a Grand Prix.
Warnings: fluff
Word Count: 1k
Your friendship started when Lando came in as a new admission to your class. Both of you were hesitant to talk to each other at first, but gradually you developed a bond. You remember the first time he tried to talk to you; You rolled your eyes because you thought there was no use and you wouldn’t hit it off. However, to your surprise, you became best friends by the end of the session year.
13 years have passed since then. Even if you don't see each other so often, you talk every day and keep in touch.
You enjoyed hearing about his life as a Formula 1 driver. You loved when he called you when he arrived in a new country and described the view from his hotel window. Most of the time he told you about the circuit because that could be seen from the hotel window.
The last time you visited him at a Grand Prix was the Eifel Grand Prix, a race that seemed promising for Lando, who started from P8 but had to retire when there were less than 20 laps left.
Now you were in a taxi on the way to the circuit. It was one of your favorites, the Austrian Grand Prix. Lando didn't know you were coming and you were excited to surprise him. You planned everything with Carlos.
"Seriously now, Y/N, Lando gets very annoying when he talks non-stop about you, and this year I'm not on the team with him anymore. Daniel said he'll get depression if he hears him crying for you." Carlos had told you when he asked you to take time off work to come to a race. "If you come now, he will be quiet for a while and he'll give us time to calm down, but I think I'll call you again when we're in Russia, I think."
You met Carlos at the gate. He handed you the ticket that gives you access everywhere and put his arm around your shoulder, going together to the McLaren garages.
You told him what had happened in your life since you hadn't seen each other even though he wasn't surprised at all.
"I already know what happened to your family at work, I know you got a kitten. Believe me, Lando keeps us up to date. I know more about what you do every day than what my sisters do." Carlos laughs and you start giggling too.
You had a very red face and your palms were sweating. Slowly you began to see the McLaren garage.
A Ferrari engineer called Carlos and he left you alone to go to Lando.
You saw him. He had his back to you talking to two engineers about the car. One of them saw you and you signal to him not to say anything.
"Excuse me, do you know where I can find Daniel Ricciardo?" you ask, smiling to get Lando's attention. "I'm a big fan and I'm here all weekend and I want to make friends with him."
Lando immediately turns to you and rolls his eyes when he sees you.
"Y/N!" he shouts and hugs you tightly. "You are here!" he says, unable to believe it. "Wait! You're here! How are you here?" his gaze becoming confused.
If he hadn't already hugged you, he would have thought he was dreaming; he didn't want to be woken up though.
"A little birdie whispered to me that you kind of drove everyone around crazy about how much you miss me, and I said come to the rescue of everyone."
Lando rolls his eyes.
"If you've heard that from Carlos or Daniel, don't believe them. I'm talking nonsense."
"Ah, so you didn't miss me?" you ask playfully.
"You can believe that part. But I didn't drive anyone crazy. I just said from time to time that I miss you and that's it."
Just then Daniel appears from a room next to you.
"Mate, when Y/N took her kitten you talked about her for three hours straight, how she thought of adopting a cat, where she got it from, how she came up with the name Nimbus, and what kind of food she gives the kitten. Hi, Y/N!" he says and hugs you.
You, Lando, and Daniel were standing in front of the garages, talking about what had happened to them lately. Your best friend was holding you in his arms and you both had a huge smile on your face as you listened to Daniel.
Zak Brown comes looking for the two McLaren drivers and sees you two hugging.
"Lando! Why didn't you tell me your girlfriend came to visit? Hi, Y / N!" he says coming towards you.
You pull away from Lando's hug and bite your lip. You were sure you blushed. When you look at Lando you see that he also had the same scarlet color on his cheeks.
“Why does everyone assume we’re a couple?” he asked, looking at you to confirm that you are just friends.
You, on the other hand, said nothing, too embarrassed to say anything.
"Cut the crap, mate," says Daniel and hits him in the arm. "Maybe you think you're just friends, but I'd suggest you rethink your whole relationship," he says and leaves with Zak.
"What did Daniel mean?" you ask him shyly, trying not to raise your hopes up.
Your best friend couldn't have feelings for you. You've been so busy for the last few years hiding your feelings for him that you couldn't miss the signals he was giving you, could you?
"It's amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and I'm begging it to be you. You don't have to be a genius to figure what's between us." he says, taking you by surprise. "I've been feeling this for a few years, now that they've brought it up, I've decided not to hide from you."
When he sees that you are not saying anything, the anxiety grips him and he begins to doubt everything. Just thinking how he ruined 13 years of friendship for what? Because he decided to be selfish and tell you he likes you? Pathetic.
"Huh," you say in the end; which isn't true, it's not necessarily the best thing you could say, but it's something. "That's good because I like you too," you say and look at him.
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obnoxxius · 4 days ago
I've recently started to hear things from a height, the wire running on the floor, the engine of cars and even the purring of my cats. is this a super power? *laughs* I'm fine
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sjteazer310 · 5 days ago
98 things I learned not to do from horror movies:
1) When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.
2) If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately.
3) Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
4) Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out.
5) If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared.
6) When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go it alone.
7) If the gang plans a fun midnight party in the town's old abandoned mansion, don't tag along. Especially don't tag along if everyone's going as couples, except you're the odd guy/gal out. And if you're the gang's jokester, you may as well write up your last will and testament while you're driving with them to the place.
8) As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
9) Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other domicile of the dead.
10) If you're searching for something that caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.
11) If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.
12) Do not take (or borrow) anything from the dead.
13) Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.
14) If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
15) If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.
16) Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine or Massachusetts.
17) If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.
18) Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, weed-whackers or any device made from deceased companions.
19) Listen closely to the soundtrack; and pay attention to the audience, since they are usually far more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.
20) Never, never, NEVER try to communicate with something icky because
"there's so much we can learn from them".
21) Don't make fun of or play with dead things.
22) If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.
23) If a meteor strikes nearby, move out of town.
24) When something bad is chasing you, bear in mind that when you try to start your car, no matter how reliable the vehicle is normally, you'll have to crank the engine over many times before it will fire up.
25) If you walk into the local abandoned-looking church to seek help or shelter, and you notice that the crucifix is mounted upside down, turn around and go back outside as quietly as possible.
26) When you happen to be one of the fortunate ones and actually make it through the film alive, never, NEVER sign on to do a sequel. If you do, expect to depart this world in the first five minutes.
27) Never have sex in the bunkbeds of recently renovated summer camps.
28) Strange lights are seldom harbingers of joy.
29) People arriving to rescue you generally get ambushed by the monster, so don't rely on them as your only means of escape. In fact, expect to be surprised and delayed by encountering their flayed corpse at some point.
30) On no account do ANYTHING because someone dares you to.
31) If you realize that the people in your town/county are having their minds taken over by some strange force, alien or otherwise: DO NOT call the police as they are
either already taken over themselves and will turn you in or
will not believe you and laugh at you. Either way, you must handle the problem yourself.
32) If a small band of children appear to be smarter then the adults that are around them, be cautious. If they stay together in a small, secretive group, and display nothing but hostility towards their elders, authority, and the church, leave town at once. If you wish to stay, be as kind to the children as possible, but expect to die anyways because you are inferior to them.
33) If you assist the villian of the film, do not expect gratitude in exchange for your services. In fact, do not expect anything other then
death, which will come in the final minutes of the film and usually over the girl you have become attracted to, but the villian wants as their own.
34) If any animals, such as Birds, Pirahna, Spiders, etc. begin to exhibit behavior that seems a bit more hostile towards mankind than normal, immediately call in the authorities, get out of that town, and do not try to talk to any scientist who specializes in that animal (ornithologists and the like) for they will not believe you.
35) Whatever you do, DO NOT keep pets such as cats, dogs, hamsters, or anything cuddly. If you must, do not let them out of your sight for so much as a second.
36) When you land on a distant planet and find some objects that look like eggs, leave them alone.
37) When one of your spaceship's crew finds a hideous parasite attached to his body (as a result of disobeying the previous rule), don't let him back on the ship. The guy's dogmeat anyway.
38) When a hideous alien menace is hunting you (as a result of disobeying the previous two rules) never wander off alone to hunt for the ship's cat.
39) Never, EVER go in/out there (There being the attic, closet, barn, basement, dark alley, dark anywhere else, the all-concealing shadows, the woods or the lake)
40) If someone who seems important tells you to do or NOT do something
(like DON'T fall asleep, DON'T leave me, DON'T look for the homicidal-chainsaw-wielding-psychopath by yourself) by all means, listen to them, unless doing so would break another of the guidelines.
41) If you manage to lose a few body parts along the way, don't despair. Take this opportunity to replace them with weapons, such as chainsaws, harpoons, etc.
42) If you are using a gun to combat the all-comsuming evil, it is a good idea to quickly find a new means of defense, because no matter how much ammo you have, you'll run out just before you kill the monster (unless your name is Ash, in which case, you'll never have to reload)
43) If you are wounded by flesh-eating zombies, abandon all hope, because sooner or later, no matter how many anti-biotics you take, yer gonna become one of 'em.
44) If you're the the last main character left, and a bunch of people are hunting the monster/monsters DON'T stand out in the open, because you will immediately be mistaken for a/the monster.
50) Don't open the closed door, especially if you hear scratching, heavy breathing, or any other strange noises from the other side.
51) DO NOT go into the dark room.
52) If you're a male, get out of there as fast as possible! The only one who ever survives is a female.
53) While in a horror film, never bathe, especially when in the house alone.
54) In terms of weaponry and general equipment for fighting the monster, never rely on any tool more complicated than a pointed stick. Generators will inexplicably run out of power, just as the nasty space-vegetable climbs onto your jury rigged electrical grid. Just when you've got the ghoul lined up in your sights, your gun will invariably jam.
55) If you are a female, never show your breasts, easy women are expendable.
56) Never camp or build homes on Indian burial grounds.
57) Ask why the estate is being sold so cheap.
58) If the phone lines are dead, and you hear footsteps upstairs, when you're supposed to be alone, don't follow the noises to see who your "guest" is. LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Unless you want to die!!
59) Never pick up the phone and call for help, chances are your phone will be dead and the next thing you'll see is the monster swinging some sort of sharp object.
60)If you have defeated the monster, pay close attention to the camera, if it pans away for no apparent reason at all, get the heck out of there.
61) If the Master does not approve, neither do you.
62) Never handle the rat-monkey cage.
63) Your dog can take care of itself..
64) So can your spouse...
65) And your kids.
66) Self-sacrifice is a bad idea, as the person you saved will usually die anyway.
67) Skeptics are always proved wrong in some horrible, nasty, painful way. Be a believer.
68) If you're not a main character, suicide is a quicker and easier way out.
69) Your plan takes into account all possible situations...except for the one that actually occurs.
70) Don't be a smart-ass. It'll only get you killed.
71) When you have actually gotten a monster down on the ground with your gun, immediately empty all your shots in the mosnters' head.
72) Never be present immediately before, during, or anytime after a successful demon/devil/monster summoning.
73) People driven by veangance always die.
74) Mentioning any goals in life, anything to look forward to, or any loved ones will get you killed.
75) Never, under any circumstances, go to summer camp.
76) Puzzle boxes are hard to solve for a reason.
77) Feel no guilt.
78) If you throw away some possession of yours (antique dolls and ventriloquist's dummies in particular), and you find it again in your house/car/pockets/etc. move to another country IMMEDIATELY! Of course, it WILL be waiting for you in the car as you go to leave.
79) If you try to run away, always take the bus. If you take a car the monster will be in it. Cabbies are always demonically possessed. Monsters will destroy any plane/boat you try to take. And you have to go through dark, underground stations to get on a subway.
80) If you are a child, don't panic! Monsters only attack overly horny teenagers. Children can NOT be killed in a movie, only possessed or absorbed.
So cheer up!
81) If you see a loved one you know to be dead, RUN AWAY! Many people will ignore this bit of common sense, but remember: you can always buy a new pet, always have more kids, and always get a new spouse/S.O.
82) If you're being chased by a monster and you think it's behind you, chances are it will appear in front of you (and if you're a girl, this will happen right after you trip and fall, and then stand up and look behind you).
83) If you've beaten the monster into a bloody pulp and you're sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise destroy him.
84) If you're being chased by a monster and you find one of your friends and they ask "what's wrong?", don't stop and try to explain. Just tell them to run as you go by. If they're really your friend they'll follow. If not - that's their tough luck.
85) If you should easily enter a home that you've either heard a scream from or there is no sign of life when there should be, do not be surprised to find that all means of escape (i.e. doors, windows, etc.) will be locked, effectively allowing the monster to come within a gnat's hair to you.
86) If you should run across one of the escape routes from the previous rule that is made of glass, DO NOT waste time pounding on it. Breaking it would prove to be a better course of action. (Remember, a cut-up hand is better than a chest wound.)
87) If you are a good dog you have a 50-50 chance of survival. Good dogs will only die if they stand up to the monster in defense of their master. Bite the hand that feeds you and run away!
88) If you are a bad dog (bad dog!), you WILL be dead by the movie's end. Therefore, kill all people you encounter, except for your ex-master, whom you feel strangely compelled to avoid.
89) If you're a cat, just hide your head and pray that the monsters won't eat you, the Catholic Inquisitors won't burn you as a witch's familiar, and/or the horny teen-age guys don't throw you over the edge of a cliff to see if you land on your feet.
90) If you're a bird, CONGRATULATIONS! Your people will triumph and rule all in the end (or you might at least escape your $%^& cage!).
91) If you are even somewhat religious, BECOME AN ATHEIST IMMEDIATELY! Otherwise, monsters will invariably seek you out, gloat in defiance of "your weak faith," and say mean things about your deity.
92) Whenever a strange weapon is presented (e.g. a harpoon gun, flare gun, can opener, etc.) TAKE IT! If you don't, the monster will, and sooner or later the weapon WILL BE USED! Better you use it then the monster.
93) If you find a lot of dead people running around making zombies out of the living, kill yourself IMMEDIATELY! There is no happiness to be found when you're being eaten alive.
94) A single monster can never be killed. Multiple monsters can never be driven to extinction. Therefore, try to get one kind to go after the other.
95) When you fight a monster use fire, electricity or acid whenever possible. Preferably use all of the above. And an atom bomb.
96) ALL atomic weapons cause normal creatures to grow huge and carnivorous. As do all chemical and germ weapons.
97) ALL genetic experiments will create humanoid mutants (whether or not human/primate DNA is used) with BIG teeth and claws, and a tough hide impervious to bullets. NEVER play God and try your hand at gene-splicing!
98) Always make eye shots whenever possible as all mosters ignore chest/limb attacks. If you hit the eye the monster will be blinded for a while (maybe ... and if you're reaaallly lucky... and if the creature even has any eyes to shoot in the first place).
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