#Caroline: A party...honestly I've never heard so much shit in all my life...probably a stabbing party or something...

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{It’s father’s day here in the UK tomorrow...and I’m low-key just thinking about it being the anniversary of the day Alex killed his host dad...cause...y’know...what better day to fatally poison your father than on the day you’re supposed to appreciate him the most? 😂}

#Caroline: What do you mean you're throwing a party YOU HATE PARTIES #Alex: Oh I know but this one's important #Caroline: Why? Are you going to suddenly come out as gay? #Alex: NO...! #Caroline: Are you going to tell everyone you're becoming a father? #Alex: NO - wait why did you say gay first... #Caroline: ... *shrug* #Alex: Bring confetti #Caroline: What the hell is going on with you you're acting really weird #Alex: Oh I'm just very happy #Caroline: ... *touches his forehead* Are you sick??? #Alex: I must be in some sense of the word #Caroline: ...Right okay that's it we're not having a party #Alex: BUT CAROLINE! #Caroline: NO! Go to bed Alexsander! #Alex: >:C #Caroline: I'll bring you up some tea #Alex: :) #Caroline: A party...honestly I've never heard so much shit in all my life...probably a stabbing party or something...