#Cardboard Crack

[cardboard-crack]

#Layoffs #WotC #Chris Cocks #Hasbro #Magic: The Gathering #MTG #Cardboard Crack

[nonsense-aesthetics]

Stick figures

#stickman #stick figure #are you winning son #memes #man vs wall #the blair witch project #olympics #sculpture #alberto giacometti #xkcd #cardboard crack #minimalism #art #made-up aesthetic #nonsense aesthetic #aesthetic #aesthetics #aesthetic moodboard #moodboard aesthetic #gifs

[awkadoodledoo]

Work Shenanigans, Post 2: Most of us have a bad habit of working off the clock. Mostly because we have high levels of anxiety.

Coworker: I was on the phone with support for 3 hours.

Me: Weren't you at home tho? You shouldn't be working off the clock!

Coworker: You're one to talk.

Me: Touché Touché

Me: Don't make me tell [manager] on you!

Coworker: You wouldn't dare

Me: I won't tell on you if you don't tell on me

Coworker: Okay. Actually about that...

Me: *screenshots convo and sends to [manager]*

Me: We had a pact and he broke it.

Manager: He's about to fuck around and find out.

Coworker: WHAT DID YOU DO

Coworker: OH GOSH IM IN BIG BOY TROUBLE

I will cut off my nose to spite my face. I await my own punishment.

#work shenanigans #work stuff #workers #cheese #do revenge #don't break the oath #anxiety ridden nerds #cardboard crack

[tiikerikani]

send help (or maybe just money)

#cardboard crack #magic the gathering #dungeons and dragons #battle for baldur's gate #i don't even play mtg

[stuffedcrocodile]

Pokémon TCG

Sandaconda and Cetoddle Sigh. I now have taken my first step in collecting Pokémon cards, on account of my 7yo having doubles he thinks he doesn’t need. He was so proud of me having my own I could hardly refuse. So far I have the whole of two. I never was interested in them, or Pokémon in the first place. Maybe it was because I fell just out of the demography when it came out, but more likely…

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#cardboard crack #Pokémon #tcg

[illuminopseudonymous]

When I feel depressed

I play Yu-Gi-Oh! online.

Not that it helps much.

#haiku #depression #mental health #poem #yugioh #yugioh tcg #cardboard crack #card games #poetry #did you know the plural of haiku is haiku #how many tags can you put on a post

[caffeinatedastropath]

Ok but like I know that this paycheck that I have been very impatiently awaiting has several more important things that it needs to go toward first, but I just found out that my fav artist has a selection of prints that’s SO cute. He also restocked some stickers of his I’ve wanted to get, and then there’s this OTHER artist whose stickers I wanna get, and that’s not to mention that I just got back into Magic ^-^” Even though I get my cards at a discount, I can already tell it’s gonna be a problem because no sooner had I been gifted my first Commander deck than I began conceptualizing and building my second. But even if I don’t have anywhere to put my stickers now, I will eventually...

#personal #ramblings #art #magic the gathering #mtg #mtg commander #cardboard crack #I don't even have a working phone number lmao

[synonymroll648]

what if the gang went on a forbidden cities field trip but instead of walking by foot normally or hailing a taxi or two or something they just. took some cardboard boxes and cut them out to vaguely resemble cars and then walked around with those on their heads. like they walk down the streets of new york with car boxes on their heads and half of them are making goofy sound effects and stuff. (bonus points if they just head to mcdonald’s purely to go through the drive thru in cardboard box cars.) 

#i wanna see wylie tiredly walking up to order a shitload of fries for the twins #and i also wanna see dex take one sip of mcdonald's sprite and be energized out of his mind for the rest of the day. shaky limbs and #everything. i also dunno if it'd be funnier if #the group organized car groups by height so the short people are in one car and the tall people are in another etc etc #or if they all just made one giant cardboard box car. and the tall people are holding the box cars way above the short people's heads #and the roof of the car is slanted and dysfunctional as fuck because of height differences #bro what if the mega car was painted as a schoolbus #and they just say it's a really awfully funded school field trip #that'd be kinda funny. really funny actually. i would die laughing if i saw fanart of this ngl #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc fic idea #because i would also die laughing if someone wrote a crack fic about this #kotlc shitpost

[merlin-wolfgang-trades-hale]

(only slightly)crack headcanon: various community centers in Hawaii offer a chance to become an officiate. At first glance you’re like, ‘oh it’s probably for all the second honey moons or vow renewals that are popular in Hawaii tourist culture right?’ but no. It’s because there’s a chance you’ll run into a Tol SEAL and his smol Detective and for SOME unfathomable reason, they aren’t married, but not even two minutes you’re wondering why they’re not, so you just need to be ready to marry them if the chance appears for you 

#I was so mad at that finale that I married my Danny and Steve cardboard cut out standees #I am officiated in my state #so like...McDanno is married in Chicago babes #crack

[cardboard-crack]

#Poker #Collectible Card Games #TCG #MTG #Magic: The Gathering #Cardboard Crack

[askrossiel]

"Ah-- Mr. Jonathan, are you quite well in there?"

#cracked notes #poor jojo is confined to the cardboard prison so mun doesn't lose any little joestar bits in the convention center #but now when my speebs comes in december he'll have company

[insistonyourcupofstars]

this is not how i am supposed to start my year.

#so years ago my parents bought our current house #but there were some sligh foundational issues - nothing too big at the time #since then our house has been taken over by cracks in our walls and doors and windows #and I had to MOVE out of my room (my SANCTUARY) into the spare bedroom #and now I cannot sleep #the carpet is too fluffy (I paced and danced in my old [OLD] room so the carpet is rough now) #the room it Too Clean (I had to discard my jeans on the floor just to give it a little messiness) #it's much warmer in here #the window is different #this room has so much space - TOO MUCH SPACE for just little old me #a vaulted ceiling?? nope. nope nope nope I need my flat one #I need my room smaller it is meant for one person only -> moi #even sherlock is freaking the fuck out because he cannot go into the old room #SPEAKING OF WHICH #my beautiful precious room now looks like a tornado hit it!!! #cardboard boxes trash and clothes are all across my floor and I now have two different mattresses just hanging out #in my poor old room #and I HAVE. NO. BOOKSHELF. #all my life I've always had a bookshelf for my books and knick knacks and cute little succulents #all my life. bookshelf. #no bookshelf here #only vaulted ceiling #and the closet is too big for me!!! #I don't need all of this space and I don't need all of this change #some of this furniture I'm using isn't even mine! #my mother (an actual godsend) helped me bring in as much of my furniture as we could #but my bedframe is gone - the one I'm using is too big and hits the wall to easy! #I know okay I KNOW that I need to be an adult about this but I am freaking the fuck out #in six to eight months I'm not going to be living here anyways I'm going to be living in college #so all of this had to happen sooner or later right??

[teddy-bear-naps-and-random-snaps]

#Photography #June 2018 #Indoors #Outdoors #Distance #Cardboard Boxes #Pavillion #Wooden Picnic Tables #Plastic Wrap #Tarp #Planted Trees #Pine Trees #Farm #Field #Fence #Grass #Sunlight #Gravel #Cracks #Lumber #Wooden Boards #Concrete #Sky #Shadows #Woodworks #Nature #Cardboard #Boxes #Picnic Tables #Tables

[hollisofficial]

[said theu gritted teeth and streaming tears] i hate tou guys that make ladyklok/ fem pics of them but make em all look big breasted thin waisted and big lipped and sexy faced i truly do

#can yoh please please please please give skwisgaar tiny flat tittys and a cardboard ass please immbegginyo #please if fem pickles actually has decent hair im going to kill you that thing has deflated breasta and is still balding im going to beat yo #u like an ap. fem pickles looks like she snorts crack every day for fun hallowed eyes and everything PLEASE #dont even get me started on fem murderface i ahte you even more want to bash you head in PLEASE #every pic is lik ovhhuujhhhgghhhhhoooughhjjj heres mrs slimthicc queen uh s thick thighs save lives erm bustwatermwllons between leg s letsg #give her like a little tummy idkn but we still gotta make her face sexYOURE COWARDS. COWARDS COWARDS COWARDS COWARDS COWARDS AND I HATE YOH #ph ywah i made femmm muurxerface its just a lady with a big jaw and a little pudge . oh yeah because im SSUUREEEEEE thag would mke sense in- #universe oh eevevrrybody would thjnk shess soooooo ugly KILLS YOU KILLS YOU JILLS YOU KILSS YOU #PLEASE MAKE FEM BURDERFACE UGLY PLEASE IM BEGGINGOTU SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR [making out with murderface][making out with murderface][making #CRYING WAILING SCREAMING SOBBING #i dont even have anything to say abt nathan and toki. im speechless tbh #the world if people recognized that girls have different body shapes too [utopia picture] #fem mf has facial hair . fucking cowards. and her pussy smells like sour milk. thank youuuuuuuuuu🫰 #m.

[cardboard-aliens]

cohen ranks higher than porter on activision's diversity tool

#bioshock #bioshock 2 #minerva's den #sander cohen #charles milton porter #cardboard cutouts #im having an iron deficiency moment but this is cracking me up

[autoneurotic]

i want to get into engraving/carving and i have a bunch of shells, i knooow there has to be a way to carve by hand without an electric tool (it’s not like carving is a new medium !) but i cannot for the liiiife of me find out what tool works best. does anybody carve and have tips

#i have two very slim pocket knives and a lump of clay i can affix the shell to so it doesn’t crack or move #but the knives aren’t hmm. fine enough? detailed enough? the only other smaller sharp thing i have on hand #is sewing needles and like. no. lol #i also have a sanding block but idk if that will make things look shiny u know like tumbled stones do #i’m settling for delicately painting shells for now i have a shiny smooth curved white shell #that i rimmed with gold oil paint. i carved a small russian phrase into the back but u can’t hardly see it unless you look #maybe i just need bigger surface area or something #i want to make Physical art tho! i’ve also built myself a dinky cardboard loom i’m going to try small scale weaves out >:) #me last week: i’m so depressed #me now: i have one billion project ideas and five new things to read life is worth it only if i’m busy and occupied 100% of the time