#Candice did him dirty

[juceynightmare]

dating 101 (18+) part 10 - cody rhodes x reader

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pairing(s): cody rhodes x reader, roman reigns x reader

warning(s): swearing, marijuana usage, use of pet names, mentions of knifeplay, corruption kink, dirty talk (literal filfth), daddy kink, possessive!cody, mentions of possessive!roman, a pinch of soft!cody, ted the cockblocker

genre(s): college!au, slow burn, fluff, light nsfw

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ted could only wish that the weed would hit him as hard as it hit cody and y/n. currently, the two were so far gone that they had stopped talking, only nodding or shaking their heads to ted’s questions. he took in another drag from cody’s pen, already feeling his face start to get warm and the corners of his lips being pulled upwards into a smile. ted exhaled the smoke, watching as y/n and cody continued to stuff their faces full of mcnuggets.

he had expected this behavior from y/n, knowing that this was her first time actually getting high on her own accord. but cody? ted was shocked to see cody on the same page as y/n, and it only made him wonder just how much cody had already done.

ted had decided that he wouldn’t be getting to their level anytime soon, but didn’t want their high to wear off by the time he got on the same page. so he made the most classic college boy decision. ted handed y/n over to cody, placing her in cody’s lap and watching the way the two seemed to have engaged themselves in a staring contest. ted walked over to cody and his minifridge, taking one of the shot cups on top of the fridge and opening the fridge itself to pull out their bottle of tito’s.

not even half an hour later, the room was now full of two people high out of their minds, and one other person who was so cross-faded that he was stumbling over his own two feet. it was as if the three were put in a silent film, staring at each other and trying to communicate with only their eyes and arm gestures. this was how the rest of their day went: goofing around and watching movies on cody’s laptop until they eventually went to go take a nap.

ted was the first to make it into bed, and he was out as soon as his body sank into the mattress. he hadn’t even properly sprawled out on his bed, usually leaving room for y/n but in the current position he was in now, there was absolutely no way y/n would fit on his bed.

that left y/n to take a nap with cody in his bed, not that she was complaining with the way their dynamic had shifted ever so slightly. however, she did pout and whine when cody yanked ted’s hoodie off of her body again. she did stop pouting when cody grabbed one of his own hoodies and pulled it over her, a satisfied smile on her face.

she didn’t try to hide the fact that when she sunk into cody’s bed beside him, she brought the sleeves of the hoodie up to her nose to sniff it. she turned over on her side, draping one arm around cody’s midsection and hooking a leg over his own while he wrapped one arm around her back. she tilted her head up when she felt cody’s hand under her chin, feeling his lips on hers in the next second.

he kissed her softly, and her eyes fluttered shut. she certainly wasn’t as high as she was earlier, but she could find herself chasing after his lips after he pulled away. “goodnight, sweetheart.” cody mumbled lowly, his voice deep and raspy with the many hours he hadn’t used it. as soon as cody’s head hit the pillow, a soft snore escaped from him and y/n could only smile.

she wouldn’t be sleeping just yet.

y/n pushed herself up and reached for her phone, listening to the way cody and ted’s snores filled the room to ensure that they were both asleep. she settled back down in cody’s arms, feeling his grip on her tighten as if he had felt that for a second she wasn’t in his grasp. she pulled up her groupchat with her girls, after all, the girls would always know everything. what happened in the groupchat, stayed in the groupchat.

[y/n] i had my first kiss last night

[candice] WHAT

[indi] did we win the bet

[y/n] RUN ME MY MONEY IT WASN’T CODY I FUCKING TOLD Y’ALL

[indi] who was it then

[candice] holy shit was it with roman ???

[indi] CHEM GUY????

[y/n] yesyes >.< we have a date tomorrow

[indi] oh my god

[candice] they grow up so fast

[indi] damn, i was really thinking cody would kiss you

[candice] roman’s hot too though, AND TED! how is our little y/n surrounded by hot men and only ONE OF THE THREE HAVE KISSED HER AND ITS NOT THE ONE WE BET ON

[y/n] i also came for the first time because of someone else >.< my rice purity score is getting lower and lower

[candice] i’m sorry what

[indi] did you have your first kiss AND lose your virginity in the same night ???

[indi] candice is this really still our y/n

[candice] the dorm life is doing her good, i’m jealous

[y/n] no not the same night and i’m still a virgin!!

[y/n] i was getting high with cody because he said it helped with the hangover, but yk how i am about smoking so…

[y/n] he like would take a hit but then blow it in my mouth so he kissed me and then one thing led to another and we’re grinding on each other and i literally CUM JUST FROM THAT ITS SO EMBARRASSING

[candice] CODY

[indi] CODY

[indi] if he made you cum with just the motion of the ocean…. then i TRULY UNDERSTAND THE HYPE EVERYONE HAD FOR HIM IN HIGH SCHOOL

[candice] wait what about roman though??? you’re going on a date with him tomorrow and you literally just came because your supposedly platonic average looking bestie cody was rubbing his peen on your veen

[y/n] … whore activities…

[y/n] its not like roman and i are dating and… cody’s so fucking good… i actually get the hype now

[y/n] ACTUAL SLUT BEHAVIOR IM SLUTTING OUT FOR CODY I CANT BELIEVE IT AHHH

[y/n] DATE WITH ROMAN THOUGH IM WINNING AT LIFE!

[indi] WHORE ACTIVITIES !! SHE’S ONE OF US!!

[candice] SUPPORT WOMEN’S WRONGS!

[candice] is it big

[indi] did you see it

[y/n] it feels really big >.< haven’t seen it

[y/n] roman felt big too… we were all over each other at the party

[y/n] SHOCKINGLY…. i think cody’s bigger… like it felt thick and HEAVYYY

[y/n] if you squint, you can see that i typed out “i wouldn’t mind if cody wanted to take my virginity but it’d probably hurt”

[y/n] OKAY I NEED TO EXIT THIS CONVERSATION IM LITERALLY CUDDLED UP NEXT TO CODY AND I’M THINKING ABOUT SLUT ACTIVITIES

[candice] pics or youre lying

[indi] there’s no way

y/n quickly snapped a selfie of her in cody’s arms, taking a moment to stare at the photo before sending it.

[y/n] please why’s he sorta hot… even while asleep… i actually get it now

[candice] saved, posted to the finsta, set as my twitter header, sent to your mother

[indi] oh but he’s “just your average guy” wdym

[y/n] I ADMIT I WAS WRONG…. cody is…. cody is…

[indi] SPIT IT OUT! EMBRACE IT

[y/n] insanely fucking fine… god

[candice] y/n

[y/n] candice

[candice] who gave you that hickey

[candice] it isnt too purple so something tells me its from today

[y/n] cody gave it to me while i was texting roman about setting up our date

[indi] this mf branded you ?????? while you were planning a date with big toe curling drop dead gorgeous hunk of a man??

[candice] it feels like y/n’s cheating but i know she’s not… she’s actually just living out the most scandalous college movie rn

[indi] high school indi is rolling in her grave right now i’m actually so jealous

[y/n] >.< i was wearing teddy’s hoodie and he literally keeps taking it off of me, he finally replaced it with his own though

[y/n] god i feel like this isn’t real life

[y/n] who even am i

[y/n] ok i knew i was a mentally a WHORE like y’all already know EVERYTHING i want to try

[y/n] BUT PLEASEE I’M ACTUALLY WHORING OUT IN COLLEGE THIS WASNT IN THE PLAN

[candice] who are you going to explore all those fantasies with though?

[indi] uh oh, whore activities on pause, who we experimenting with???

[y/n] realistically… cody…

[y/n] like i’m closer to him and i trust him more than roman because yk… cody’s one of my besties here and y’all gave me weird looks when i said all the shit i’m into so if anyone else is gonna know about it before the other… i’d tell cody first

[candice] girl you got some dark fucking kinks i don’t know what else to tell you

[indi] ms girl casually drops that she’d want her future lover’s initials scratched into her skin with a KNIFE while getting fucked and expects us not to give her a weird look

[y/n] …..

[y/n] i don’t like this slander…

[y/n] anyway…  WHO SAID I CANT EXPERIMENT WITH BOTH!!

[indi] WHORE ACTIVITIES RESUME

[candice] alexa play “slut me out” by nle choppa

y/n turned off her phone, feeling her eyelids start to get heavy. she gripped her phone weakly in her hands, snuggling more into cody and shutting her eyes. she focused on the sound of cody’s heartbeat, and the feeling of his chest rise and fall with every breath, until eventually, sleep washed over her.

roughly two to three hours later, y/n was awoken by someone settling in right behind her. she groaned gently, shoving her face back into the pillow and shifting around until she felt comfortable again. she felt someone press up against her back and wrap their arms around her, spooning her. y/n relaxed back against the person.

“sorry if i woke you, sweetheart. i had to pee.” y/n heard cody whisper behind her. he lifted her head up for her, sliding his arm under her head before relaxing back into his mattress and draping his arm over her.

“it’s ok.” she whispered softly. “what time is it?” y/n asked, feeling her sleepiness wash away almost as quick as it had hit her, and opening her eyes.

“only around 6.” cody answered, pulling y/n closer to him and pressing himself completely against her. “ted’s in the restroom. he left right when i walked back in the room.” he said before she could ask her follow-up question, knowing that she was definitely about to ask if ted was awake. “wasn’t too happy about seeing his hoodie on his desk, but i’d argue that you look way better in my clothes.”

y/n chuckled softly, bringing cody’s hand to her lips and pressing kisses against his fingers. “god. you two just keep having a man-off without realizing. the testosterone is choking me.” she mumbled.

“i could make you choke on something else, you know.” cody whispered, pulling his hand away from hers and wrapping it around her neck. “in a way that ted could only dream of having you.” he continued, applying light pressure to the sides of y/n’s neck until he heard her gasp.

“are you….” y/n’s voice trailed off as cody pressed his hips against her ass, letting her feel how hard he was and answering her question. a deep blush rose to her cheeks, and cody applied more pressure to her airways, making y/n whimper.

“woke up needing to pee, but my little girl was kissing up on my neck in her sleep.” he mused, adjusting himself so he could press a kiss to y/n’s cheek. “left a few marks, too, y/n. you better have been dreaming of me because right now, you’re in my bed, wearing my hoodie, kissing up on me and marking me, and if you were dreaming of someone else then i’ll take your fucking virginity right here, split you open and give you something to dream about.” cody whispered in her ear.

y/n moaned at cody’s words, wiggling in his arms and rubbing her ass up against him. “i don’t remember what i was dreaming of…” she admitted, which clearly wouldn’t satisfy cody.

“it just sounds like you want me to fuck you even though ted’s going to be back in literal seconds. you want me to taint you, sweetheart? want me to take away your last bit of innocence?” cody pushed further, feeling the way his cock had started to throb in his shorts. he prayed that ted would take longer, just so he could have this moment with y/n for just a second longer.

“please, daddy.” y/n found herself whispering. in the next second, cody had forced her to turn around to face him, and she could see the way his gaze had darkened. she could also see the multitude of  marks she had left on cody’s neck and collarbone, small, light hickeys that proved that cody hadn’t been lying about her marking him in her sleep.

“you better fucking hope that ted walks back in this room before you call me that again, because i will have you begging me to be gentle with you.” cody warned. although his expression was scary and dark, the way cody had moved his hand from y/n’s neck to cup her face delicately had let her know that cody would most definitely be gentle with her without her having to beg.

she could hear ted outside the door, and she quickly leaned in to press a soft, quick, innocent kiss to cody’s lips. “i wouldn’t have to beg. you already take such good care of me, daddy.” she pointed out with a smile.

cody’s expression softened, as she kissed him. he reflected her smile, rubbing his thumb across her cheekbone gently, and leaning back in to peck her lips lightly, kissing her so lightly as if any additional pressure to her lips would bruise her. “you got me.” he admitted softly as he pulled away. suddenly, the door was pushed open and ted walked back into the room. cody turned his head to look at ted, while y/n sat up in cody’s bed, causing cody’s hand to fall back down against the mattress.

“morning you two.” ted mumbled, taking a seat at his desk and grabbing his water bottle. “god, i literally fucking pissed so much that i could probably fill a fucking pool.” he said, before chugging his water and causing y/n to laugh at the visual.

“give me my hoodie.” cody mumbled, to which y/n stared at him with a confused expression. “i’m cold” cody said out loud, although y/n could see him point at his neck.

her cheeks flushed in embarrassment, knowing that ted would have definitely take notice that cody’s neck was suddenly littered with hickeys. she pulled off cody’s hoodie and handed it to him, before climbing over cody and getting out of bed.

“oh, i forgot to ask you because you were high out of your mind. but since you’re sober now, i have to ask.” ted began, watching y/n take a seat in cody’s chair. “what happened with you and roman at the party? i tried to help him get you into bed but he wouldn’t even let me touch you.” ted laughed.

y/n could feel a blush rise to her cheeks, knowing that ted had also caught y/n in a moment of weakness. her words seemed to have been caught in her throat, as she tried to think of ways to phrase her words.

“they made out and almost fucked in the kitchen.” cody answered for y/n as he sat up on his bed. he had pulled the hoodie over his head and adjusted it so that the marks wouldn’t be peaking out over the cloth. y/n’s blush deepened, her face growing red at cody’s blunt remark.

“wait, he wouldn’t let you touch me? for what?” y/n questioned, her eyebrows furrowing together.

“well i heard you from down the hall and went out to see you being carried by roman. i told him i could bring you into your room since the man was clearly fucked up as well, but when i tried to reach for you, he sorta turned away so i couldn’t touch you. gave me a real scary look so i just backed off.” ted answered with a shrug. “someone’s real possessive already.” he laughed.

cody scowled at the story, but he quickly caught himself. after all, y/n did just imply that he’d be the one having the chance to take her virginity. roman wouldn’t know it, but cody was most definitely ahead in their own “who’s more important to y/n” competition. then again, cody wondered when he even saw roman as “competition” or why.

before y/n could respond, the sound of her stomach growling loudly filled the room.

“so, what’s for dinner?” y/n asked over the sounds of ted and cody laughing.

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[talkingtea]

To that anon Cp don’t need to stay her ass at home.. she need to get her ass away from him. I know you didn’t mean no harm by that, but this is not Cp doing.

If Fboy did not share it in his story, then nobody would’ve known about it. And this blog wouldn’t have gotten it. This all goes back to how he is trying to claim her publicly when she do not want to be claimed publicly. And he knows this, so he doing anything and everything to make sure people know that he is with her.

Remember last time he did this when he was at the whistle trip when he shared a video in his story and she smiled because she thought it was a picture and it was a video. And after that, it went downhill. They was arguing and everything, and then they eventually broke up. Because he was bitching in his story for two months straight. Liking hella quotes.

From day one it’s been him posting pics and video with him with Zoe that how his wife found out bc ppl told her and she saw it. His wearing flash gear to get the fans attention so we will know that he was dating her.

And he’s doing the same bullshit now sharing videos of him and her in his stories going to his documentary screening. Because he knows the fans is going to get it. So you know he still triggered by the fact that she don’t want to claim and publicly. Because basically he’s a dirty little secret.

So it’s only matter of time that he’s going to have an issue with not being claimed publicly, and this time when they break up And they definitely will its going to be permanent because Sharda is back in the picture hell she never left .

So the blame needs to put all on Fboy and not Cp or This blog…

He knows what he is doing by exposing her in his stories he’s been doing it since 2018 -2023.. i can’t stand his ugly ass dumb bastard 🙄

Candice is not being held hostage. If she wasn’t going to HIS events where there are tons of cameras around we would be none the wiser that she was giving him the time of day again, well, beyond his social media attacks stopping. But since she’s not staying away she’s getting caught so ultimately that’s on her.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Important Pokemon Trainers and whether or not I can beat them in a fight

(I am not talking pokemon, I am talking about a fight with the actual trainer. These hands are rated E for everyone)

This isnt about if I would do it. its just what would happen if I did

Brock: If I go by the anime, I would break him in half. If we are talking the games, thats more of a toss up. I would lean towards yes, but I would be skeptical

Misty: I would beat her ass. Misty could yell my ear off but I am 100% sure I could kick her ass

L.T. Surge: He would clap my cheeks. Dude is a war vetern. He probably would break my spine

Erika: Girl is high as s***, I would knock her out before she realizes it

Koga: Koga would kill me easily, Dude is a NINJA! Even if I thought I could hold my own, he got tricks and I cant compete with that.

Sabrina: No, I will not fight sabrina, she would turn me inside out with her psychic powers

Blaine: I could beat blaine, but I would feel guilty about it

Giovanni: Gonna be honest, I think He would beat me. Giovanni would fight dirty and probably have his grunts jump me if he started losing. But if its solely one on one, I might have a chance, but i still say The Rocket boss.

Lorelei: I could probably fight her, I wouldnt want to. But I would win

Bruno: F*** no. He would BREAK my head like an egg. Dude is YOKED. No thanks

Agatha: I would kick her cane away. Then I would win. I would probably get cursed. But, I would win

Lance: So... this is a tough one. Because Lance would totally just cheat and call out his dragonite to hyper beam me. But... if I manage to knock out all his mons, then I would flip his cape over his head and beat his ass

Blue/ASSFACE: I would crush Gary like a grape

Falkner: I would send him crying to his dad

Bugsy: I would squish him like a bug

Whitney: I would just make her break a nail and she would weep

Morty: Honestly I think it would be a close fight, but I think I could pull up and win

Chuck: No, He would grind me into the dirt

Jasmine: I would win, but I would feel awful about it

Pryce: Mainly cause he's old. I would win. I got a feeling he would kick my butt if he was in his prime

Clair: I would personally enjoy the catharsis of beating her ass. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THAT KINGDRA ROBBED ME! ITS PAYBACK TIME B****.

Will: He might have psychic powers... but I think I can take him. He seems brittle

Karen: I am pretty sure Karen would beat my ass, and I would probably say thank you.

Roxanne: I would drop kick her easy

Brawly: This is 50/50. I feel like he is in great shape, so he got stamina. But I wouldnt consider him a fighter.

Wattson: I am gonna beat his ass and then ask his wife out

Flannery: I could beat up Flannery. I wouldnt feel good about it. But I could

Norman: I would beat this mans ASS! I would spend 2 hours doing it. TWO SLAKINGS IS BULLSHIT NORM!

Winona: I feel like it would be a tough fight, but I could pull it off

Tate and Liza: I would PUNT those children

Juan: I would beat his frilly coat wearing ass

Wallace: I could win, but then I would be MURDERED by his fangirls. So I wouldnt

Sidney: I think this is a closer fight then I would say. And I would arguably say Sidney might edge me out if he fights dirty

Phoebe: I could win, but I would rather not fight her. It feels wrong to do so

Glacia: I dont think I can beat her, I feel like she is hiding some s*** and might actually be really strong

Drake: 200% WOULD LOSE to him. Drake is clearly tearing me a new asshole.

Steven: I would say 50/50. I feel like with all the s*** he does with looking for rocks. He would be tough. So either way

Roark: He's a nerd, I'd give him a wedgie.

Gardenia: Id win, but she would be probably be into it...

Maylene: She is beating me senseless. Girl hiked up a cold mountain in nothing but her GI. I am not f***ing with that

Crasher Wake: No. I would get triple Suplexed into next week

Fatina: I would win, but I would feel bad about it. Mainly cause she would go to a contest after

Byron: unless he wields that shovel then I think he got me beat

Candice: I would win, but I feel like I am fighting a normal teenager so...

Volkner: beating his ass like its a piñata

Aaron: stomp him out like a cockroach

Bertha: I feel like I could win... but she reminds me of my grandma so I wouldnt fight her

Flint: I am beating his ass

Lucian: He's a nerd. So I would take his lunch money

Cynthia: There are a few certainties in this world. One of them is that Cynthia would beat my ass, and I would thank her and ask for another

Cress, Cillan, and Chilli: I would beat EACH of them at once

Lenora: No, I am not fighting Lenora, I would die.

Burgh: I would Obliterate that Twink

Elesa: Part of me thinks I would beat her, but she has BDE, so... I dont know

Clay: I would beat his Hokey Pokey ass

Skyla: As long as we on the ground, I am winning that fight

Bryce: This one goes to him, guy can sense those ninjas that Ghetsis hired.

Iris: She is a child, I would punt her

Drayden:

This Man is an absolute unit. No way I can beat him

N: I would beat his scraggily ass

Ghetsis: I would get no greater pleasure than beating him to death

Cheren: I am beating him easily

Roxie: I just need to avoid her swinging guitar and I am fine

Marlon: He has stamina to swim MASSIVE distances, so I think he would outlast me.

Shauntel: I would just knock off her glasses and be done

Marshal: He kicks my ass, no question

Grimsley: In a fair fight I win, but I am 100% sure he will have a knife

Caitlin: I ... I think Id win, but I would feel bad

Alder: Considering how casually the man jumps off cliffs... No I would lose

Viola: Easy fight

Grant: He can rock climb, but I am pretty sure I win

Korrina: She beats my ass. I would put up a fight, but I would lose

Ramos: I wouldnt need to fight him, id just let him die on his own. Man is ancient

Clemont: Even with his robo arms, I would bully him

Valerie: I am pretty sure she isnt human with those eyes... so I think I would lose

Olympia: She is sabrina with Mommy energy. I would die

Wulfric: I feel like if he landed a hit he would win, but he would be too slow too. So If I can keep in the fight, I would win

Malva: I think I could win, but it wont be simple

Siebold: I would roast that cook

Wikstrom: Now you would think with the armor he would win, but That armor would slow his ass down. I would just keep punching him in the face

Drasna: I feel like I could win or it would be HORRIFICALLY one sided. there is no inbetween

Diantha: I feel like I could win, but like her fans would kill me

(I am skiping the island trial teens. I would beat up all of them except Kiawe. He would be a pain)

Hala: He would beat me, and I would accept it with grace

Olivia: I couldnt fight her, I would be too attracted to her

Nanu: He would beat me, I know that man has seen s***

Hapu: She is a child, I would punt her

Kahili: I would beat her with my 9 iron

Molayne: I would bully him relentlessly

Professor Kukui: He would beat my ass in a circle. And I would say thank you

Hau: I would steal his Malasada

Milo: That man is 200% beef. I would lose

Nessa: I could beat nessa, but I would probably let her beat me up because I couldnt bring myself to hurt her

Kabu: He Kicks my ass. No question

Bea: She would beat me like a punching bag

Allistair: I would win no diff, but I would feel bad about it

Opal: I dont care how old she is, she wins

Bede: I beat that kid no questions asked

Gordi: I would beat him easy. Then Marry his mom

Melony: I WANT to lose to her. I want her to suffocate me.

Piers: I would use his long hair to beat him,

Marnie: I could beat her, but... her fans would jump me in an alley

Raihan: I would beat him on his livestream

Leon: I feel like I could, but the man has guts so it would be a tough fight

#pokemon trainers #can I kick their ass

[svckyoonzsblog]

𝙩𝙬- 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙖𝙜𝙚, 𝙢𝙖𝙨𝙩*𝙧𝙖𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙪𝙣𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙨*𝙭.

//𝙠𝙩𝙝 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙮 svckyoonz//

Pressure, stress, hectic.The three words which at present do depict your life in the perfect way. But the case isn't the same for everybody around as the bunch of colleagues occupying the seats next to you just keep on talking some doltish shit about the arrogant short-tempered editor of the company. "Did you hear about Candice?" Maddy, the ringleader of the group, speaks out, catching the interest of her peers who pay more attention to her than they have in any meeting.

"What about her?" Katty raises a brow, the tip of her pen tapping on the documents. "The editor f*cked her so rough on her last day at work that i could literally hear her screaming from inside when i passed by" Maddy spills the tea, just like the gossip queen she is. "The editor's room and its big secrets.." Tina snarks, nibbling on her pen as she closes her paperwork, while you both share a glance at each other,"yeah big Dirty secrets", you respond in a mocking tone recalling that ruggedly handsome yet rude personality. 

Kim Taehyung, that's his name- the good looking chap in his early thirties who features an enormous brain full of nothing but a sense of arrogance and ego, at least that's how you see him till date and you're very sure he's never gonna change. However, the complete office is flooded by his s*x life gossipy tidbits with the 90% of the female staff which clearly states that this man has a bigger d*ck than his ego, and can make anybody he f*cks have an orgasmn like fckin' Nirvana. But that goddamn big attitude of his unquestionably decreases any fascination you feel towards him.

"What's so good about that old gramp?"You raise a brow, withdrawing your gaze from the gossiping humans as Tina chuckles,"Admit it y/n, you are just jealous that about his s*x life". You throw a deadly glare back at her, but have to put your pride down and accept the fact that she's spilling facts. But does that mean you'll let her get away that easily? Hell no. 

"So are you, I'm sure you haven't been f*cked for months now" you spit it out at her face and watch the grin on her face disappear at once. She digests your mock with a dry chuckle,"that's true, but i'm sure to change it tonight as i have a date". "All the best with that then '' you manage to pass an odd grin hearing her,growing more frustrated over some man you've never seen. Probably she's correct, you just need some good orgasms to relieve your life stress at present. Sighing deeply,you roll down your sleeves to check the time.

It's half past five, which suggests only one more hour cleared out within the working hours after which the entire staff will be at their predetermined places, but you. Why? since you can't take off until you total the reports requested to be given to the editor by tomorrow itself. Taking a profound murmur, you disregard the noises around and concentrate on your remaining work... 

Just a few more hours and gradually the office premises are left purged, just you and a complete silence remains. You bite your bottom lip somewhat, as you reach the conclusion of the report, renaming the record after checking and then you're effectively done with your work. A tiring sigh takes off your lips, as you extend your arms on the swivel chair, turning it marginally before the door bursts open. One of the maintenance staff greets you with a great night.

"Here are the keys you asked for madam, and don't stay up too late"The keys jingle as he gives them to you and bows which you acknowledge with a nod. The man leaves as you turn back to keep the keys inside your desk and head out for the office kitchen to get yourself some refreshments. Massaging your shoulders on the way, the sound of your heels tapping the floor echo all over, you pay less attention to those sounds until one of the voices catches your attention in the midway. 

You eventually walk towards the editor's room, hearing lewd noises from inside. Raising a brow, you let out a sigh twisting the door knob. Of course, it's so classic of Taehyung to leave the door unlocked as always. You do wish he was less shameless and also a bit quieter as his sounds have provoked curiosity in you. You open the door to him masturbating, other papers scattered on his table, likely a few reports from the last meetings.

"You're so pathetic Kim," you laugh. Taehyung's eyes fly open as he pulls out his hands from his pants. "Why the f*ck are you still here?" The tall figure looks dapper in his black suit, two buttons from the top left undone as he stands up to approach you. "Well I should be the one to ask" you lean against the door folding your hands on one another when he comes way too close to you."Continue with that sh*t gramps, I'm leaving you alone anyways" you turn back to unlock the door when he taunts out, "well yeah as you should, after all all you can do is rub one out in somewhere later as always". "This mf.." you turn back, cursing a little louder than you expected, meeting his eyes which glow with a devilish glee. You always know he isn't an innocent soul to start with though.

"Why? Are you surprised? Well I just know about your dry s*x life from the hoes of the office Miss Choi y/n" he leans forward, breath fanning over your face. F*ck it, you surely doubt Tina or Maddy to let it slip. However, if he thinks he can win over you with his taunts, oh boy you better be joking. "Tch.tch. I have work gramps, i don't have any spare time to look for a small pen*s like yours to penetrate inside me. I'm sure there are far better ones in the whole town" you roll your eyes at him, so aware of the fact that you just made a biggest hole in his ego as nobody has ever rejected him like that. 

And then no god seems to be on your side when he extends his arms the next moment and not a second later you land over his shoulder, "you f*cker let me down" you yell, curse and keep thrashing around, but his goddamn strong strength isn't reduced or shaken until he sets you down on the edge of his table. "Let me go or else-" "Or else? Sweetheart you barely can even move an inch of this old man and you think you'll get a better fat c*ck than his?". "Yes" you ignore his nickname and spit it out. He smirks,"You're a different and Bratty type, I like that girl".

Ok, but his voice really jumps 7 octaves lower making you turn your head and gulp hard. He takes your hand and guides it to the prominent bulge and you let a fake cough to digest the fact that he indeed has a good one to make you drool at.  

The dim light of his room makes his features stand out. You bite your lips, his black hair dropping to his forehead when he leans forward to speak"so.." he dangerously gets closer and you know you're losing your last piece of sanity soon. "Your eyes tell. Aren't you finally going to give in huh?". "Yeah you right.." You squeeze your eyes shut and agree with your defeat, he chuckles deeply and then your lips open again only to get the words coming out of your lips cut off by him. His hands on your shoulder pushing you on the table,his lips crash onto yours.

God, this man really must really be some kind of s*x devil. As eager as both of you are as of now, you move your lips against his. Parting your lips to let him go in with smirking in victory, The kiss is messy but long awaited. The spit slick lips move smoothly against each other. You finally give in, your hands move up and down his back and finally grab his hair, pulling it slightly making him groan. "Easy sweetheart, the night is quite long". Your eyes widen at his comment which sweeps you back to reality as he chuckles at your awkward reaction and moves to suck and kiss down your neck to cleavage

His curious hands unbutton your blouse, exposing your favourite black lingerie which makes him stop his process and scan you up and down,"That's insane, your pretty skin looks too empty. Allow me" he says. You let out a deep sigh when he plants dark hickeys on your skin, making you let out small whimpers at his action,"Ngh-". He grins against your neck, licking all his marks on your skin reducing the pain of the bites. 

He leaves your neck and glides his hand up you to your thighs, scrunching your skirt up to expose your damp panties. "Tch, tch you're so wet baby". "Shut up" you respond, getting into your bratty nature again as he clenches his jaw. Two fingers push your panties to the side and you feel up, he laps right where you clit is, making you clutch on one of the papers on his table to prevent your moaning. And as if he can read your mind by then, he collects some of your slick and puts it in his mouth,  making you go weak at his action. "You do taste really good, sweetheart" his compliments start to make a red mess on your cheeks and he slides the two fingers previously in his mouth to your core. You have to bite on your lips way too hard to keep yourself from moaning aloud for the whole building to hear "please-" 

"please what?" his gaze never leaving your body, he watches you turning into a mess just by his mere fingers. You want him to do something soon. "I need your co*ck please-" you moan out, head falling against  the surface behind you, as his pride just  swells seeing you crumble under him. "As you wish, sweetheart"

"F-fuck" you yell, scratching his back with your nails, the moment his velvety red,  leaky  tip sinks in. The sensation makes your body flinch at once as your eyebrows knit together in desperation, sinking deeper into the movements inside your vagina, wrapping your legs around his waist.  "F*ck such a good c*nt, taking my c*ck so well. F*ck" he groans, eyes glued to the best pussy he's ever f*cked before. "Mhm, Mo-re please" you whine. "Too Greedy aren't you?" He asks when you clench around him with soft breaths. 

Taehyung bottoms you out with ease, your insides basically making into the shape of his cock at this point. "You feel amazing sweetie," he groans. He picks up his pace as his tip hits your cervix driving your mind in the boggling orgasm. "Holy sh-" you moan,body trembling as eyes roll back at the back of the head again. He grabs your hair, twisting it into a ponytail and pulls it backwards making your head jerk back,"Satisfied now? Look at that cvnt clenching so good around me". You wish you had words to speak at this moment, but all you do is moan in agreement. Drool slipping from your lips. "Oh look you're drooling….already." he chuckles, f*cking you up to your cervix hitting all your spots in the right way.

Lips parted, only loud whines leave your mouth as his grip tightens around your hair, making you see the entire universe in seconds. "Oh F*ck! right there-" you yell, rolling your hips to his c,*ck. "Oh god, look how desperate cvmsl*t you are-" he smirks, thrusting deeper into your addictive hole. "I'm gonna cum-" you whisper, clenching around him. "You're so-so tight, I'm gonna-" Taehyung gets cut off by his loud groan as he cums deep inside you, shooting all his seeds to your insides, feeling satisfied. 

He thrusts as he cums while letting you ride out your orgasmn too, followed by a string of curses and moans. After some minutes when you regain your breath, Taehyung pulls out and stands up. A big glossy smirk on his face as he cleans you up first. Sliding your panties into place and pulling your shirt as you button your blouse again. He stays silent all this time, but his actions definitely make you see a different side of him tonight. So after all, this old arrogant gramps isn't  that  bad either. But you doubt, if it's only you or he does really behaves like a gentleman to everyone he f*cks."What's with you?" You ask, making him look up at you as he raises a brow,"what?". "Do you like offer that special gentleman kind of thing to everyone you f*ck?" you ask, hoping that he answers a big 'no'. 

And as if he can read your thoughts, he denies,"No, I haven't actually done that to anyone before" and your heart immediately jumps out of your chest hearing him. "And i wouldn't mind doing this all over again and again for you every time we f*ck  sweetheart". 

He passes a playful wink as you grin, touching on your neck when you feel dark hickeys all over. "Kim- what the hell, how am I supposed to work tomorrow with these?" You point towards the bruises, making him smirk as he leans closer to your neck, kissing the spots making you blush. "You're the first one to have my marks on your body. You know what that means?" He asks, making you shake your head in 'no'. 

"It means that you belong to only me from today and so you should walk around the office proudly letting everyone know that you're my property now"

#bts fanfction #bts #fiction #fanfic #romance #writing #bts x reader #bts smut #bts taehyung #taehyung x you #taehyung smut #taehyung x reader

[kitkatt0430]

Hartley Rathaway for the character bingo ask game? and Iris West, I guess? Have a good day ahead!

First up - Hartley Rathaway

Is it any surprise I'm a little obsessed? (side-eyes the number of fics I've written about a guy who has shown in in, like, five episodes over eight seasons) He's loud and queer and not going to take people's shit. And I adore his comic book counterpart. Give this man a flute, some rats, and some social justice problems to solve.

The show writers did him so dirty, though. The guy we first meet on the show hasn't outgrown his rich kid classism yet and it shows. They don't know what to do with his character so he just repeats the same arc over and over again, which is annoying. Andy Mientus made it work though, so despite wanting to demand to know what the hell the writers were thinking... all his episodes (well four episodes and a cameo) were favorites.

Next up - Iris West:

I adore Iris but wow do the show writers not know how to give her a character arc that is genuinely about her and not becoming all about Barry in the end. And there's a lot of racism running rampant in certain parts of the fandom, so Iris, and Candice Patton, get dealt a lot of shit from multiple directions.

I feel like Iris is the one who has fucked up with bad decisions the least on the show. (Cisco as a close second.) I like that she's loud and opinionated and her emotions can be messy sometimes. Her successful career as a journalist is well deserved, even though the writers often forget to let her actually be a reporter. She's going to be a great mom (she already is a great mom) though I wish we got to see her be a big sister more often. (phone calls with Wally? babysitting Jenna??? It's probably for the best the show is going to end presumably before Nora is born, given it's track record with remembering Jenna exists...) I can totally get why Barry Allen is just so in love with Iris because she's amazing.

#kitkatt0430 answers #character ask bingo #character ask meme #the flash #hartley rathaway #iris west

[regalityandcoffee]

Im not even sure if the love triangle will still happen once I actually sit tf down and write this but....

Really scattered Adam Cole and Jade Prescott thoughts (mostly from his perspective)

Now normally, because he's Adam fucking Cole, he wouldn't have cared about any of this. He saw Shayna mess up Jades first match against (listen I still haven't decided yet Kairi makes sense but-) and thought it was funny, buy then she got up, looked under the ring for a kendo stick, and ran after her? That interested him. That interested him a lot.

She pushes past him backstage, holding her shoulder, hand gripping her weapon, hell in her eyes, and all he could focus on was the way the corner of her mouth turned up when she snarled. It was cute.

Then his ex, Mia, brushes past him with Regal, trying to calm her down. And that's when he started to feel bad, Mia taking Jade away, who was wiping tears away with the back of her hand.

Later that night Shayna texts him "did you see that shit? Fucking hilarious, right.

Yeah, real top notch stuff, Baszler.

He keeps watching her. Backstage and in the gym. She doesn't seem to notice though. Mia, however, does, and shoots him dirty looks. He blows kisses in repsonse.

If Mia ever brings it up to Jade, and asks if she'd ever think about dating him, Jade's like "no, hell no!" That's her best friend's ex. Pretty eyes and pretty hair be damned, that'd be weird to her. He was also a prick, so that certainly helped make that a flat no.

Someway, somehow, Cole finds out Jade lives with Adam Page and he's like...you gotta be fucking kidding me.

On one hand, he genuinely just thinks she's cute, and on the other hand, what would be funnier than fucking your ex rivals roomate?

Any attempt he makes at getting near is thwarted by Mia or Regal, interrupting their concerverstions, or Jade straight up not seeming to notice he's flirting, unless she's just pretending.

Once he hears her joke with Mia "why'd you ever date him again?" and it gets him...thinking.

Stops Jade from leaving too quick one night, warning her of Shayna and Io and the girl's plans of jumping her and her team in the parking lot. She doesn't believe him at all until he shows her a text from Shayna. He's still not exactly sure why he did it. Regardless, he saved her and Candice. They're too late to warn Rhea and Mia, but they managed to fight them off with Dakota and Teagan's help

Maybe it's cause she's cute. Maybe because he thinks this fued has gone on too long and doesn't want to see her get hurt anymore. Maybe he's still just being petty and wants her just to make Page mad. Regardless, Adam Cole sabotages Shayna's plan.

Assuming she ever finds out it was him, Shaynas pissed. He's not sure if he cares or not.

He asks Jade to the movies once and she takes forever to get back to him. She has no idea to respond. That's Mia's ex. That's her roommate's rival. He's also a conniving bastard and a flirt who she still doesn't entirely trust. Just because he helped her a couple times that doesn't make her forget that that's Adam fucking Cole.

(I still haven't decided if she actually says no or not. The sheer comedic aspect feels worth it plus the potential for self-reflection and character development on Adam's part)

Once she leaves for ROH he's genuinely bummed about it. Her last day at NXT he's very moody and none of the rest of UE can figure out why. He only lights up when she bumps him into backstage and gives him a handshake and quick thank you and good bye. He pulls away from that handshake slower than he cares to admit.

And then, a couple years later he's got a new girlfriend, he's in a new promotion. He's forgotten about her.

...until her music hits for the first time and it all comes flooding back.

#regality rambles #jade prescott au #i dont think cole would still have feelings for jade in aew #i just think he thinks about her sometimes

[becauseicantthinkwritings]

You're so sweet! Oh! part 2? I bet it's gonna be great, like everything else. And new chapters for Ours is Not to Reason Why?! I'm so excited! So... about that idea, I got to say that I love a little bit of angst, so I was thinking about Billy forgetting her bday? I mean, like really forgets (not like I'm-pretending-so-I-can-throw-a-surprise-party thing). I think she would be more sad than mad, you know. And then Dom!Billy apologizing and making sure she knows he loves her? (1/2) 

I mean, his filth mouth saying some things along the lines of "you think I don't love you?" and "You're mine" (soooo hot). Oh! Don't mind me, I'm just dreaming out loud. hahaha He's just so sexy... Well, back to reality, thanks for listening to me and, mostly, thank you for sharing your work with us. <3 (2/2)

Well, it's part 3 now I guess,😄 but I'm gonna have some fun now.

What Kind of Man (1/2)

Billy Russo x Reader

Warnings: Smut, angst(ish), oral (f receiving), pussy slapping, overstimulation, mild degradation, mentions of violence (Billy gets hit),teasing, dirty talk, I think that covers it.

I had to split this into two parts because.... tumblr

The cold morning air makes you shiver. The thick blanket wrapped around you does nothing to keep you warm. You sigh, and reach out for your personal walking space heater. Nothing. With a groan, you peep your eyes open to find no one in the bed with you.

You sit up groggily and look around.

"Billy?" You call out into the emptiness of the apartment.

No response.

Where on earth was your husband?

There's a note on your nightstand.

'Emergency work call. Won't be home till later. Don't wait up.'

You grumble, hating that he never got a decent break from his work.

It was also a sucky way to wake up on your birthday.

To be honest, it soured your mood for the entire day. You missed your husband, and you wished you had gotten to wake up to him, instead of the coldness of his absence.

You tried your best to keep a happy face though, gratefully accepting your coworkers' wishes with a warm smile.

When Candice asks you in the breakroom- in front of everyone what your plans are for the day, you smile,

"Oh, Billy probably has something planned to surprise me." You say, brushing it off.

Which was probably true, now that you thought about it. I mean, he wouldn't forget your birthday....right?

"Oh, I'm sure," she responds, "It must be amazing to have a pretty man like that, not to mention the money he has."

You bristle, feeling uncomfortable with the direction the conversation had turned. Billy was way more than looks and money, but that was all people seemed to see when they looked at him.

You smile politely, thanking the stars when you see your phone light up with Karen's name.

You excuse yourself and get the hell out of there.

"Thank god." Is what you say when you answer.

"Happy birthday!" Karen says enthusiastically down the line.

You giggle and accept her wishes. She asks about your plans and you respond in the same way you did in the break room a minute ago.

"He's been busy today, though." You say uncertainly.

"Yeah," she recalls, "He had Frank running out the door really early this morning, but he just texted me, so I think they're done with whatever emergency they had."

You hum in acknowledgement.

"I guess I'll see you sometime this week? We can hang out and watch movies at my place?" You suggest, "You can bring me whatever gift you bought for me." You poke playfully.

You can imagine her rolling her eyes through the phone. "I'll buy you a gag so that you shut up." She says sarcastically.

"Whatever turns you on." You say with a laugh.

The conversation ends soon after, and you're left staring at your phone, hoping that Billy would give you a call at least.

You had both agreed that when he was off dealing with emergencies at work, that you wouldn't call or text. One incoming text signal could be the difference between life or death in his line of work. So you tried to be as patient as possible and wait for him to reach out first.

You find yourself waiting for an hour before he finally calls.

"Hey Mister Russo." You say with a smile.

You hear his tired chuckle.

"Hello Mrs. Russo, just calling to let you know that I'm okay. Definitely not dead, mostly in one piece."

You pause for a second. Did he forget?

"Well, I definitely do like you in one piece. It's my favourite."

"Oh really? I'll have to keep that in mind."

"When do you get off work?" You ask carefully.

He sighs, "Not sure if I'll see you till tomorrow, I'm swamped with paperwork. I got Madani breathing down my neck."

Yeah, he definitely forgot.

You try not to let it show, but even if it does, you know he'll just mistake the sadness in your voice for missing him.

"Well, no worries, I'll see you when I see you."

"You sure will," he says, you overhear voices in the background before he sighs, "I have to go, I love you."

You barely say your goodbyes before he hangs up.

You sit in silence for a moment.

Maybe this was a sick joke.

Maybe he thought he was being funny by pretending to forget your birthday.

Maybe he would be waiting for you when you get home, with something nice planned and a warm hug.

You shiver with the cold, and the desolation creeping in. Sadness claws at the inside of your throat for a moment before you take a deep breath and relax. It'll be fine. You'll still love him if he forgets your birthday.

When you get home, it's empty, and you know for sure that he's forgotten. Your stomach sinks, and you drop your things onto your kitchen counter angrily.

You draw a nice soothing bath and try to ignore the vibrations of your phone in the other room - countless friends giving you birthday wishes that your husband hadn't remembered.

When you finish your bath, you wander around the empty apartment.

When you see how lively the city is beneath you, sparks of an idea start to form in your head.

"Fuck this." You mutter, throwing on some decent clothes and going out.

You could celebrate your birthday all by yourself.

Frank and Karen are swaddled together in one blanket on the couch when there's a knock on the door. Frank groans as he untangles himself from his girlfriend. Karen laughs as the blanket hooks to one of his legs causing him to stumble.

The door opens, "Oh hey Bill. How are ya." Frank greets.

"Hey Frankie, I need your signature on some a these documents before I pass them on to Madani. Oh hey Karen." Billy says, noticing Karen over Frank's shoulder.

Karen raises an eyebrow, "You guys didn't celebrate for long huh." She says.

"What are you talking about?"

"Could have sworn you wouldn't leave her side until her birthday was over."

Karen watches Billy's face flare with confusion... followed by panic.

"Oh fuck!" Billy exclaims, leaving just the way he came.

Frank closes the door slowly in shock, papers in hand that Billy left behind.

"I'm so glad I'm not him right now." Frank confesses.

Karen nods in agreement.

Frank barely gets two steps from the door before someone is pounding on it once again.

It's Billy, with wild, panicked eyes and sharp breaths.

"Frankie what do I do?!"

You're deep into your third drink when Billy's name lights up on your phone.

"Nope." You mumble, flipping the phone over, effectively ignoring the call.

Your chest aches, and you sip more of your drink, hoping to turn that sorrow numb with alcohol.

You're not at home, which sends Billy into panic mode. He knows he's fucked up bad. He tries to call you for the tenth time, leaving voicemail after voicemail. He's so fucking sorry and he just wishes you would answer so that you can hear his apology.

He calls Frank in a frenzy.

"Hey Bill."

"I can't find her, she's not here. Fuck Frankie, why do I fuck things up so bad?" He doesn't say it out loud, but he thinks to himself that this is probably one of the reasons no one has ever wanted him.

"Relax Bill, she'll understand. How bout you come back over and I can ask Karen to call her to see if she'll talk to you?"

Billy swallow the lump in his throat. Frank is right. He shouldn't be worrying about himself, he should be making sure that you're okay.

It's 9pm and you're on your fifth drink. You're effectively numb from the pain, but you can still feel the sadness creeping in. Many guys have approached you in offer to buy you drinks, but when you point out the rock on your finger, they respectfully get lost.

It's a shame that the man that gave you the ring couldn't be bothered to remember your birthday.

You glance at your phone, 12 missed calls and 20 messages from Billy. Your stomach starts to burn with guilt. He's probably worried. Maybe you should tell him you're okay.

Before you can act on your intention, your phone lights up again. It's Karen.

"Hey Kar!" You say, adding fake enthusiasm into your voice.

"Hey there Y/N." Comes a deep masculine voice.

"Frank?" Your voice indicating your confusion.

"Yeah, listen, where are you? You have Billy going a little crazy here."

You hear Billy's voice in the background.

"No I'm not giving you the phone unless she says yes." You hear Frank's whispered response.

You sigh, hearing Frank's next words.

"Can Billy talk to you?"

"What do you think?" You ask genuinely curious of his opinion.

"I think if you say no I'll have a cryin Lieutenant on my hands."

You laugh, but freeze when you hear a scuffle happening on the other end.

You catch random snippets of the conversation.

"-talk to her!"

"She didn't say yes yet! Fuck off Russo!"

More scuffle and then a groan.

"Sorry 'bout that. You were sayin'?"

"I'm not mad." You say, "I just want some alone time I guess."

You take another sip of your drink.

"Is that a no?"

More background noises. Another pained groan.

You giggle.

"Okay! Okay! Stop hurting my husband. Put him on."

"Give him hell." Is all Frank says in response.

A short pause and it's Billy's voice.

"I am so so sorry baby."

"It's okay, I'm not mad." You say with a sigh.

"Can you come home? Or tell me where you are? Need to make this up to you."

"I'm at a bar... somewhere." You mutter, "But I'm not ready to come home yet. Give me an hour." You decide.

"You're drinking? Want me to come get you?"

You weigh your options, preferring a safe ride home than whatever dark path you would take instead.

"Sure," you say, "but I better not see you here before the hour."

"Okay. I'll come get you. I love you. I'm so sorry."

"I love you too." You respond, making sure he understands that you're not mad at him.

He hangs up, and you frown. You didn't tell him where you were.

#part 1 #mr&mrs russo #aaaaaa #ben barnes #billy russo #billy russo x reader #my writings #the punisher #billy russo smut #billy russo x female reader #requested

[quincyheadcanons]

Horny shit? Alright, can I please request some headcanons for Bambietta, Candice and Giselle with a Male!S/O who never had sex before, and is extremely nervous since he's worried that he will mess up?

Yess...YESSS GIVE ME POWER.

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Bambietta

-Bambietta definitely had some experience with men that she had kill because of boredom, but with her s/o, a man who never had sex, she would be like "huh? You don't know how to touch a woman?"

-But when he open up that he's nervous and worried that he'll mess up, she'll become tsun softie and said: "I'll teach you...I guess."

-Much to her annoyance, surprisingly, she would be good in guiding him and giving some tips. Like telling him where to touch and reassuring them at their doing a good job.

-She's most likely to ride her him, but she'll give them a chance to top and praise him for doing a good job.

-Afterwards, she'll be all tsun-tsun and just be like: "You did really good, HOWEVER I expect you to be better next time." and just hugs you.

Candice

-Like Bambi, she would be surprise that her s/o never touched a woman or never had sex.

-However, she would change when he admits that he's very nervous and find it very cute.

-She instantly changes and starts guiding in where to touch her and what makes her feel good, but she will most likely top and start stroking her partner and teasing him.

-Will also ride him, but be a lot more rougher than Bambi surprisingly and will dirty talk him until he comes.

-Afterwords, she'll be uncharacteristically lovely-dovy and telling him how he felt good even though she did most of the work and telling him how cute he was.

Giselle

-When he tells Giselle that he never had sex and is nervous to have sex with her, he couldn't tell what she was thinking until she walks up to him and tells him her little secret.

-Either way, she's in control and he's fine with that.

-Giselle will edge and tease for hours, to the point where he is crying and she'll "mock" him for crying, but will let him release because in her own words: she's not a sadistic :)

-Will give him a rim job and penetrate him with her fingers and now is trying to overstimulate him and soon will let him penetrate her, but she's in complete control no matter what.

-Afterwords those, she's great with aftercare, wanting a bubblebath and cleaning, but she'll suggest a second round, if you're up for it.

#smut #quincy #headcanons #bambietta basterbine #candice catnipp #giselle gewelle

[aewhore]

Rhea Ripley x fem!reader.Where the reader is Shane’s adopted daughter.So the reader and Rhea are secretly engaged and Vince decides to put the reader in a storyline with Adam Cole.Of course the reader doesn’t like it, and after a few months it’s getting closer to the wedding and Vince decides to start setting up for an arranged marriage,which causes Rhea to confess to their engagement.And reader ends up setting Vince and the McMahons (Not Stephanie) straight with some colorful words.

Hello, my love @mrsbaszler I’m so sorry this took so damn long to write, Thank you so very much for being so patient with me so I hope you love this as much as I do!!!  

Word count: 2500 

WARNINGS: slight hints towards NSFW activity in beginning. Hinted at homophobia. 

  Fighting for my family ~ Rhea Ripley x fem! reader.  

The morning sun beamed in through the window and straight into your face. You rolled over into the chest of your fiancée, Rhea Ripley. Her arms tighten around you, tangling your arms with hers. “Good morning sunshine” Her morning voice was deeper and raspier than her normal voice. You groan as you bury your face deeper into her chest trying to avoid the reality that you will have to leave the safe haven that is your hotel room bed. Rhea laughs at your attempt to hide away from your responsibilities. She starts to move to leave the bed much to your protests. “Come on sleeping beauty, I have to go shower and I think we both know you’d like to join me” Rhea leaves the bed and walks into the bathroom leaving the door open behind her. “Damn it! Your good” You had no choice but to leave your fort of comfort to join your fiancée in the bathroom before you have to leave.  

Coming out of the bathroom after showering and drying your hair, you and Rhea jump slightly when your phone blasts out your ringtone. You rush over to check it and see it's your dad. You look back to see Rhea staring back at you with a raised eyebrow at the identification of the caller. ‘Dad’ you mouth before picking up. “Hey Pops” You try to sound as cheery as possible but you already know what he’s calling about. “Y/N! Where are you? Do you know what time it is?” You check your phone and see it’s 9:30, You’re half an hour late for the morning meeting at the WWE headquarters. “Ugh shit, I must have overslept, I’m on my way now.” You’re lying through your teeth but your dad seems happy enough with your excuse as he ends the calls after a quick “Get your butt her ASAP” after hanging up you realize you’re still naked and rush around to find your clothes to get dressed. “Overslept huh?” Rhea says interrupting your hunt for your pants. “Rhea” you warn, knowing what she’s going to say next. “I know I know, you can’t tell your family because they’d never accept it but Jesus Y/N, we’re engaged. We’re getting married like to each other in less than a year and-” You interrupt Rhea as your frustrations get the better of you. “Rhea! I love you and I love your family but you don’t understand my family wouldn’t accept us. Being Shane McMahon’s daughter means I have to fit a certain mould. If they found out about us… I don't know what they’d do.” You break eye contact with Rhea to locate your shirt after zipping up your jeans. “You told Steph and she was fine with it. All I’m saying is I’m tired of being your little secret.” You freeze at Rhea’s cold words. “Rhea-” You know you don’t have a good defence to her claims but still she interrupts you. “Don’t. Just don’t. I’ll see you later at the P.C.” and with that she turned on her heels and reentered the bathroom, leaving you in stunned defeated silence.  

You arrive at headquarters a half an hour later with a guilty pit in your stomach. Rhea’s words ringing in your head as you sit in the meeting room, hearing your family bicker around you about the product and the plans of this and that and the other. You worked on NXT with Uncle Paul and William Regal, that's how you met Rhea in the first place. Onscreen you were a commentator with Vic Joseph and Wade Barrett, you were damn good as well. You had been commentating for the last 5 years and you loved every minute of it. “Y/N!” You’re snapped out of your thoughts to the realization that the entire board meeting is staring at you. You straight up in your seat “pardon?” You try your best to at least sound polite despite the fact you hadn’t heard a damn thing that was said. Your Grandfather stared daggers into you as he began to speak again. “Well, had you been listening you would have heard that we are setting a storyline between yourself and adam cole into motion as soon as possible” Your face scrunches in confusion as you speak up. “Wait what? Why?” your voice comes out more frantic and high pitched than you had hoped. Triple H turned in his chair to address you “Well we want to put Adam in a program against Johnny again but Adam needs someone to balance out against Candice” Like Beetlejuice or the devil himself, there's a knock on the meeting room door, Vince breaks into a grin as he welcomes the interruption in and in walks Adam Cole with his infamous smirk already pasted onto his face. 

“Adam! So glad you could join us” Triple H warmly welcomes the UE leader as he sits as close as possible to you in the seat next to you. Why him? Of all people, it just had to be him. When you started your job as a commentator he made it his business to berate your work on Twitter until he came to NXT where he could belittle you in person. You can already tell this will be a horrible time for you. “I’m so glad to be here Paul, Vince thank you so much for this opportunity and Y/N, you actually look really good today, good job” Adam’s voice rang through your head as he made it his mission to get under your skin as soon as possible. Thankfully Vince intervenes in Adam's mission but that tankful feeling is short-lived “Well Adam we’re thankful you suggested this story and we truly feel that Y/N is a perfect fit.” You turn in shock back towards Adam only to come face to face with that sly smirk that you wished you could scrape off his face with your boot. “Wait, how can I have a storyline against Candice if I’ve never wrestled before?” You took a leap of faith, hoping that someone would see how insane this was and put an end to it but alas no luck. “Oh don't worry sweetheart you won’t be getting your pretty little hands dirty in an actual match or anything but if we need you for a brawl or something I’m sure I could teach you a thing or two.” Adam punctuates his sentence with a wink, he leaned in closer to whisper “or maybe you could ask your little friend Rhea for help, I’m sure she’d be more than happy to help ya out”  

The blood rushed away from your head. You felt like you had been sucker-punched, how dare he? Did he know? No surely not. How could he possibly know! Your father, Grandfather and Uncle had carried on the conversation so they had missed Adam’s potential bombshell but they brought the two of you back into the conversation when Shane said: “So what do you think Y/N?” You felt all eyes in the boardroom on you as the pit in your stomach grew and grew and you had hoped it would swallow you whole. “Sure, I’ll give it a shot for a week.” the second you agree the entire room erupts as scripting the rest of NXT begins. Once the meeting is dismissed you rush back to your car to call Rhea but you’re interrupted by your father as you near the exit. “Jeez, someone’s in a hurry, where’s the fire?” Shane laughs out as he stands between you and the exit. “Oh sorry dad, just wanted to go back to the hotel because I forgot my laptop” Your eyes were darting around to avoid your father’s gaze. “Is it important sweetie because I need you to run a few errands for me” your eyes snap to your father. You know you’ll look suspicious if you turn down your father but you need to talk to Rhea ASAP. “Will it take long?” you begrudgingly grumble. 

That's what put you in this situation now. You were running around the performance centre helping out with the writing and distribution of the scripts for the NXT tapings tonight. The hours before NXT were ticking away and your anxiety about your new “storyline” was only building and building. Before you knew it, it was showtime and you were rushing out to the commentary desk, nearly shaking with nerves. You almost physically facepalmed when you remembered that you haven't spoken to Rhea and your storyline was starting tonight. Your stomach sank as the show began, you had to put on your game face but inside you were dreading tonight's events. The show ticked by and you calmed as the storyline slipped to the back of your mind as you focused on the action happening in front of you. Before you could even truly settle in to enjoy the episode of NXT that you were commentating on, the main event came and the air was knocked out of your lungs when you realized what you had to do in less than 15 minutes.  

The main event of the show was going to build towards the men's war game, Pat Mcafee would approach the commentary desk and cut a promo on Vic and Wade, then he will turn his attention to you and start to insult you before Adam run down to be your knight in sweaty armour to save you from the big bad football man thus starting an on-screen relationship between you and Adam. The segment was going so far so good, Pat was doing his job and Adam came to your defence exactly on time. Just as you're about to sit back down at your desk Adam suddenly grabs your hand and kisses your knuckles before he struts back up the ramp to close out the show with Undisputed Era standing tall. If you didn't have to act like a blushing little schoolgirl then you might have thrown up at Cole’s horrible attempt at romance. The show finished and you gathered your things from the commentary desk to return backstage. You politely say good night to your coworkers as you pass by them on your way out to your car to return to your car. The drive back to the hotel was quicker than you expected. The exhaustion of a long filming day was settling into your bones as you entered the hotel and made your way up to your room.

 The loud beep of the key card being accepted rang through your ears as you pushed through the door. The door clicked behind you as you dropped your bags and coat on the floor with an unenthusiastic thud. You see Rhea is already on the sofa in the room and once your eyes fall on your fiancee, you quickly move towards her to fall into her arms. “So you and Cole huh?” it feels like your heart stops beating, shit… you never warned Rhea about your new storyline. “Baby, I’m sorry I-” you start to apologize but Rhea cuts you off “Don’t baby me Y/N, What the fuck was that? You can’t tell your family about your fiancee but you can give fuck me eyes to Adam cole on national TV?? I can’t believe you sometimes” you hang your head in shame as the severity of the situation settled in. “Rhea, I’m sorry. I meant to tell you beforehand but I didn't have a moment to myself at all today” You start to explain yourself but Rhea rolls her eyes at your excuse. “Enough Y/N… enough, I’m done with being your dirty little secret. I love you more than anything but I can't stand it as you allow your family to play pretend with you.” Rhea was standing now as you both stood eye to eye, you were only 3 feet apart but it felt like an ocean between you both. Your eyes brimming with tears as Rhea starts to walk past you. “Rhea, please.” She doesn’t stop and once you hear the door open and close behind, you break out in sobs. The future of your engagement lies in your ability to come clean to your family. 

The phrase hell hath no fury as a woman scorned never rang truer than you making your way into WWE HQ to meet with your family to reclaim your destiny. You realize you’ll have to get your father alone to tell him about your relationship with Rhea first before hopefully, you both go to your grandfather to scrap the Adam Cole storyline. So as you sit down to the morning meeting, you already feel yourself zoning out as you work out what you’ll say to your father later on. The meeting goes by faster than expected but sadly the meeting deviates towards the future of yours and Cole’s storyline. “You want to book a WHAT?!” your shock overtakes your body as you nearly yell at your grandfather. “Well Y/N. As you should have guessed by now the end goal of this storyline will be a wedding angle between the two of you, I think the fans will love it. it was trending last night.” Vine had his selling hat on but you weren't having it. You were ready to put your foot down and finally stand up to your family before the doors to the meeting room burst open. 

Rhea stood at the entrance of the room, a shocked silence fell over the meeting room. “Rhea, how can we help you?” Triple H breaks the silence. “Oh, you could help me out her trips, How bout you give me my fiancee back?” Your heart skipped a beat as your knight in shining armour came to rescue you. “Excuse me?” Vince's confusion echoes through the room as your breath catches in your throat as you stand from your seat. All eyes in the room dart to you as you finally catch the courage to speak. “It’s me, I’m her fiancee, I have been for months and they’ve been the happiest months of my life.” you and Rhea lock eyes and smile at each other. “Excuse me? I can't believe you Y/N, how could you not have told us this?” Your father stared up at you with a shocked expression on his face. “Jesus Christ Dad, how would I tell you? You never listen to me anyway. At every meeting, I’ve ever been at you’ve all ignored my input. Then you forced me into a dumb storyline with that idiot Cole and then you wanted me to marry HIM? I’m gay dad and I love her and I refuse to be ashamed of my love anymore” 

After your rant, you move towards Rhea to hold her hand and lead her out of the meeting room. “Let’s get out of her babe” you put on your best cool girl face as you lead your gorgeous fiancee away from HQ. Rhea suddenly stops your stride and you snap back towards her, “You wanna do something crazy?” you furrow your brows at your fiancee’s question. “Go on?” she’s piqued your interest now so you java to know. “Let’s just go to Vegas and get married now” The request takes you by surprise but the answer leaves you as if it's been sitting in your brain for years. “Yes, let’s go right now” You both break into giggles as you run towards your (hopefully long and happy) life together!

#Rhea Ripley #rhea ripley imagine #rhea ripley fanfic #rhea ripley fancfiction #WWE NXT #nxt imagine #nxt fanfiction #WWE #wwe fanfiction #wwe imagine #im v proud of this #love me?

[kindness-bliss]

New Beginnings Ch. 8

Timothy Thatcher x OC

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: none

Maya got ready at her shoot as she looked at herself in the mirror and scrolled through her instagram feed to let time pass, searching Tim’s name in the search bar as she looked through as raised a brow at how many fans adored him and posted pictures with him and events   “Well damn, he’s wanted” she nodded impressed as she continued to read captions, not understanding most of them since they were in German, raising a brow as she saw heart emojis on captions “Too bad he’s mine”. She grinned as she saw more and more from men she assumed were his friends always talking about how respectful and hardworking he was in the business   She sat up startled from her lurking when she heard a familiar voice and sighed “Are you kidding me ? What the hell are you doing here ? This is a private shoot”    Marcel sighed as he stepped through and thanked the security guard “I saw you on the same company’s page who works hair and makeup for NXT, I put 2 and 2 together when I saw their stories and you happened to be tagged. I know, it’s very stalker of me”    “Extremely” she answered sternly as she covered herself in her robe “who does that ? This is my job you psycho. Once again, head empty no thoughts in that pretty big ass head of yours”    “I don’t even know what that means” He admitted quietly as he stood in shame in front of her “are-are you calling me stupid ?” Maya let out a breath as she shook her head “Kind of, now tell me why you’re here ?” she asked as she got touched up “and make it quick preferably, this is my work remember”     “What’s this I heard about Tim insulting you ? Why didn’t you tell me when it happened ? I’m gonna assume that’s why you were crying the other day at the store ?” he asked, giving a small nod when he saw her face look down at the floor “and yes, Walter told me everything so don’t worry you don’t need to go into details I just wanna know if you’re okay”   “I am fine, we’re all good” she nodded “I’m going to see him tomorrow, he has a match and he invited me”

  “What ?” he whispered as he looked up at her “y-you’re gonna go see him ? After what he did ?”. Marcel knew how much wrestling meant to him, how much he prided himself in his work. He knew Tim inviting Maya over was a big step for him in how he felt about her.

  “Absolutely I am, I wanna see him wrestle and how he is in that environment. I’m gonna assume you’re gonna be there too ?” Maya asked as they got her ready 

  “Yeah, we have a match too and well chances are Tim’s gonna introduce you to me so what are we gonna do ?”

She stiffened at his question and fixed her curls as she looked in the mirror as she slid off her robe revealing a one piece bathing suit with a deep plunge as she turned to look at him “If you think I’m gonna tell Tim that you and I had a 3 year long relationship then you’re dead wrong. No way I would ever tell him something like that at his workplace, so let’s get this straight alright ? Tomorrow you keep your mouth shut and you tell your little friends or whomever to not say a thing or I’ll have my other model friends put a word out that you guys like screwing around when you’re on the clock”

     Marcel widened his eyes at her look and tone as he clenched his jaw “Maya I-”

“Maya nothing” she snapped back “You really think I didn’t know ? You really think Walter also wouldn’t tell me that you tried to get Alex and Fabio or whatever the fuck his name is to tell Tim for you ? To do your...our dirty work ? He texted me everything just before I got here, how you wanted to tell Tim abruptly and then I’d have to deal with the rest. Alex ? Yeah did you forget I also helped his wife out with her bridesmaid dresses and got to know the both of them really well ? He sent me an instagram DM telling me everything too, basically apologizing for your shitty actions. You’re a spineless little coward Marcel, 3 years and you haven’t changed one damn bit”

  “I-I...it w-wasn’t like that” he stuttered out nervously stepping forward

“Bull shit !” she exclaimed as she slapped him across the face and breathed heavily

Marcel stood back as he rubbed his cheek and gave a frown as his blue eyes stared at hers “I’m sorry, I just….I still love you” he whispered as he left hastily

  Maya sighed as she rubbed the feeling back in her hand and let the makeup artist fix her eyes “Mickey, did you tell him I was here ?”

 “You try saying no to that piece of German goodness” Mickey shook his head “His accent came out and I melted, then he did the whole pleading puppy dog thing with his blue eyes and well, I was sold. I’m sorry Maya, I didn’t realize how big of an issue it would be. You really gave it to him good though, he walked away as if you stomped on his heart”  

“Yeah well I didn’t wanna do that exactly” she admitted “He’s just being sneaky and I hate it, it reminds me of what happened when we were in a bad spot”   

“Well I’ll tell you this girl, Timothy Thatcher is all man and would never do that shit to you” he giggled Maya raised a brow as she let out a chuckled “and how do you know I’m seeing Tim, what’s going on here that I’m not aware of ?”   Mickey smirked as he dabbed some gloss on her lips “Tim from what I’ve seen and heard is quiet but apparently he told some of the guys that you’re gonna go see him and he’s a little...giddy. Now I’ve been working hair and makeup there a while and I’ve been there since he got there and nothing has made that man do a complete 180 like you have”   She blushed as she listened and looked around the room “So you think he...likes me likes me ? Like he wants me to be his...you know ?”   “Girlfriend ?” he chuckled “oh yeah, I heard from Candice, who heard from her husband Johnny who heard from his friend Oney that Tim told him tomorrow was pivotal”  “Oh” she whispered softly as she walked with him “I’m not gonna expect anything though, especially after this whole fiasco. I’m gonna have a nice day with him tomorrow and focus on that. Now let’s get this thing done so I can call him”   “You’re just as whipped as he is” Mickey chuckled as he helped set her up ______________________________________________________________ “What’s with that face ?” Tim asked Oney “You’re red and you’ve been on your phone for like 5 minutes, Oney ?” he sighed as he walked over and took his phone and let out a tight cough “this-this from today ?”   “Yeah” Oney nodded as he took his phone back and put it in his pocket 

“Um all I can and want to say is….you are one very very lucky man Tim, very lucky”

  “I like her for other things besides her looks” Tim rolled his eyes as he grabbed his gym bag “she’s a good person, she’s understanding, she’s really smart and funny. She’s a great cook, she’s super funny” he chuckled “and she-what ? why are you looking at me like that ?”

  Oney grinned as he walked with him to the showers “You really like this girl, it’s not just a little rendezvous like you had thought it’d be. I’ve known you for a while and never have I seen you act this way towards a girl”

  “Don’t” Tim warned as he took off his shirt “It’s just that I like her and I feel she feels the same about me and you know that’s it”

  “So it’s okay if she dates other guys while talking to you ?”

“I never said that” he said almost immediately as he turned around “Why ? Is she ? Have you heard anything ?”

 “Chill out, I was just joking but point proven” Oney chuckled “I say you ask her out, officially like to be your girlfriend”

  Tim nodded as grabbed his things “I was thinking about that after tomorrow”

“I think you should” Oney nods as he looked around “oh look it’s Marcel, shit look at his face” he grimaced

  “What the hell happened to you ?” Tim asked concerned “Your cheek is red as can be, are you okay ?”

“We need to talk” Marcel said sternly “Alone, and it has to be now”

Tim nodded as he changed and followed him outside

   Maya arrived at her apartment as she exited her elevator and saw Tim standing against her door “hey” she grinned “what are you doing here ?”

  “So when were you gonna tell me you were engaged to one of my closest friends ? Or did you plan on keeping that a secret forever ?” he asked wasting no time as he crossed his arms trying his best to stay calm

  Her stomach turned as she blinked trying her best to catch her breath “I-I…. Tim listen, I wanted to tell you I did, I promise I did but things happened and then the Walter thing and I just couldn’t find the appropriate chance to do so but I promise I was. I promise, you have to believe me” Maya pleaded as she reached for his hand flinching when he yanked it back

  “I don’t believe a word you said, I don’t. I don’t even trust anything you’ve told me in the past, probably more lies from you. I’m not gonna insult you or demean you like I did last time because quite frankly...you’re not worth it” he said coldly as he stepped back “Have a nice life and don’t contact me again”    

 “Tim, please don’t do this” she whispered tearfully as she grabbed his arm lightly

“Don’t touch me” he responded quietly as he carefully lifted her hand and placed it by her side “Goodbye Maya”

  He left her apartment quickly, and didn't look back knowing if he saw her face he wouldn’t be able to leave. Once in his car, he wiped his eyes quickly as he turned on the radio and sped off back to his place where he knew he could release his emotions freely and privately

  “What did you do !” she practically screamed into her phone “You fucking told him !”

“It needed to be said” Marcel said quietly “I’m sorry, I am but we both know you were gonna wait it out too long and it would only make things worse. I did this for the both of us”

  “I fucking hate you” she spat out “and I will never ever speak to you again in my life, ever. You’re dead to me” she hung up

  Marcel rubbed his face as he threw his phone across his room and laid down in bed as he looked up at the ceiling and drifted to sleep, trying his hardest to forget about the chaos he selfishly created

  All eyes were on Tim as he entered the Capitol wrestling center the next morning, he heard and saw it all as he walked into the locker room. The looks of pity people gave him, the mumbles and whispers they gave each other as rumours about what had happened at the gym went around. None of it mattered, at least not to him. The damage had been done and if there was one thing that was hurting him other than his heart it was his pride. He knew deep down it had been kept for him for a reason, but the lying and deceiving still hurt.

  “Hey” Marcel said quietly as he opened his locker “Listen I won’t bother you but I just want to say I’m sorry about what happened and it's my fault entirely. Maya wanted to tell you after today” he finally admits “After your match, she wanted you to have a good match and then break it down to you on he own time and I selfishly told you because I still love her and in my stupid head I thought that once you knew and let her know she would somehow want me but instead she told me I’m dead to her”

   Tim nodded as he laced up his boots and didn’t bother to look at him “yeah well, that makes two of us. I don’t want her around me, I don’t wanna hear from her again or anything like that. It’s done and over with and we should just not speak of her again. She’s something of the past and well I’m not gonna hold your past against you”

  Marcel furrowed his brow “Y-you’re not going to attempt to talk to her ? She’s pretty sad Tim….”

“Nope” he shook his head “She’s the one who started this so it ends, I don’t like things like that and I can’t just let it slide by. Her choice was made to lie, so now we leave it at that please. I don’t care nor do I wish to hear about her again”

  “I understand” Marcel nodded as he put on his tracksuit and headed down seeing everyone glare at him as he sped down the hallway to catering sitting down by himself in a table and beckoning over Fabian and Alex “Over here guys”

    “No thanks” Alex muttered as he looked at him and turned around “I prefer not to deal with you unless it’s necessary for tv”

“Agreed” Fabian nodded

“I know it was a mistake okay, you can stop with the harsh punishment.I should have never tried to involve you two either and I’m sorry I did. I regretted this whole thing as soon as I opened my mouth and saw his face. I was selfish and it was wrong, can we just stop now ? Please” he pleaded “I hurt Tim, I hurt Maya, Walter isn’t answering any of my messages or calls. I get it now, I do” Marcel rambled “Please just sit with me, you don’t have to talk to me but just sit with me so I can at least have some company while everyone stares at me”

    “No” they both answered in unison as they shook their heads and left him alone

Marcel looked down as he played with his plate of food feeling all eyes on him as he tried his hardest to ignore the stares and whispers and took out his phone seeing still no messages or calls from Walter and sent one last message   “Hasst du mich jetzt ?” (do you hate me now ?) “Nein, nur sehr enttäuscht” (no, just very disappointed)

He sighed and put his phone away as he shook his head, upset at himself for what he had done but knowing deep down he didn’t regret it. Maya was his one true love, the one person who understood him and helped him cope with the loss of his father and deal with the emotions rather than ignore them and hold them in.

  “Are you gonna go after her ?” Tim asked nonchalantly as he sat with him “because you can, I don’t care”

  “What ?” Marcel asked his head shot up quickly

“Don’t act stupid Marcel, you still love her and I know you did this in a way to get me to be mad at her so I”d leave her alone and therefor you could go after her”

   He knew him so well, so well it truly fucked with him “Yeah” Marcel nodded “I let her go once and it ruined me and now she’s here and right now she wants nothing to do with me but I’ll give her that space and then I’ll fight, I’ll fight like I should’ve fought for her 3 years ago and this time, she’ll end with me” he looked in his older friends eyes “We’ll get that happy ending we both wanted”

  Tim simply give a short nod as he sipped his water “Then go ahead”

Marcel looked around as he got up and left back to the locker room, not wanting to cause anymore awkwardness between them and sat by himself as he listened to music

  “Well if it isn’t the life ruiner” Oney rolled his eyes as he stood in front of him “Are you happy with your actions ? With ruining the one thing giving Tim genuine happiness ?”

  “Oney, please” he rubbed his face “This is something you don’t understand, don’t get involved”

“You ruined the one thing my friend wanted, I’m sure as hell gonna get involved you traitor” he shoved him 

  Marcel sighed “Don’t do this, I don’t have the energy to-” he stumbled back as he held his eye and groaned

“You deserve that and way fucking more” Oney spat out as he left ______________________________________________________________    Maya wiped her eyes for what seemed like the 500th time as she once again got sent to voicemail and let out a frustrated cry getting up when she assumed her takeout was delivered “I said to just leave it at the door” she whined putting on her hoodie “stop knocking !” she finally yelled as she opened the door ready to rage “I clearly said-” her eyes widened at the scene in front of her “what the hell happened to you ?” she asked   

“Oney punched me” Marcel said quietly as he removed the ice bag he had and revealed a bruised and bloodied eye

  “Oney ? That’s Tim’s friend” she said as he remembered his face from the gym

“Yes him, he punched me in the locker room for….for what happened” he said quietly “I needed to get out of there and the only place I could think of was here. I know you hate me and wish I was better off dead but I just had to come. I’ll leave though if you want me to”

  Maya looked up at him as she opened her door and stepped aside “come in”

He stepped inside and sat down on her couch “I’m sorry, I am so so sorry” he whispered “I acted so selfishly”

    “What’s done is done” she whispered “You unfortunately can’t take it back, and truth be told you were right” she admitted “I would’ve just kept waiting and waiting to tell him and let time pass by, in a way what you did benefited me more than anyone Marcel, you did the hardest part and all I had to do was explain myself”

  He shrugged as he bit the inside of his cheek and looked up

“Don’t cry” Maya chuckled weakly “I’ve been crying since last night, and I’m positive I can cry for the both of us and this whole fiasco

  “I’m not” he blinked away tears quickly

“You’re doing the thing, the cheek thing and looking up. You really think I wouldn’t forget how you try to hide emotions after all this time ? she scooted over as she gently patted his hand “You’re the ugliest crier too” she joked trying her best to lighten him up

Marcel gave a light laugh as he sniffled “You’re really good that you know ?”

  Maya gave him a small grin as she dabbed his cheek with a tissue and got the alert of her food delivery “stay for dinner ?”

“Absolutely” he answered as he nodded. Sometimes life truly does work in weird weird ways.

#timothy thatcher #timothy thatcher x oc #timothy thatcher fic #marcel barthel #imperium #wrestling fic #wrestling imagine

[talkingtea]

He has girlfriend (as well as a wife) and it ain’t cp. but to each his own i guess.

He and his wife been done but he did have another chick literally like a week or so before he got spotted with Candice so…

Let’s just say we hope she gets tested regularly because the dirty dick vibes are strong with him. 🤢

[watching-pictures-move]

Put On Your Raincoats #13 | The Pink Ladies (Watkins, 1979)

This review contains mild spoilers.

Roger Watkins first delved into directing pornography with Her Name Was Lisa. It was apparently successful, and is in my humble opinion a very good film, but was perhaps a little too intense for producer Dave Darby, who insisted that Watkins make something a little lighter. The Pink Ladies was the result. For those familiar only with Watkins' most famous film, Last House on Dead End Street, it can be quite a shock to see something this lighthearted. While it doesn't contain any of the better known film's bad vibes and was apparently disliked by Watkins himself, it is not without its qualities. The opening credits show the main characters playing raquetball. They are framed individually, their shared space fractured as if to render their actions abstract, even if the leering gaze of the gym's attendant gives them a vague sense of connection. The hazy cinematography casts over this the feeling of a dream, and what follows does not rest strictly in the realm of reality.

The main characters are a group of friends who vary in the level of cattiness. The cattiest of the bunch is Samantha Fox, who played the lead in Lisa, followed by Robin Byrd, who played one of her abusers in the former movie, then Kandi Barbour, who's taken permanent residence in my head thanks to a certain pool scene in Neon Nights. Least catty is Christine De Shaffer, who is distinguished by her benign stupidity and incompetence at sports, the latter quality immediately making her my favourite character. After the characters finish playing, griping about De Shaffer's performance (she rightfully insists that it's not about winning or losing, solidifying her position in the rankings), they go off to the showers. We get an eyeful, as does the attendant, who starts fantasizing about what can be delicately referred to as a reverse gangbang. "Fanfare for the Common Man" by Emerson, Lake and Palmer plays on the soundtrack, and one could argue that for this man, the fanfare has taken on a more tangible, not unpleasing form. For the non-prurient-minded, it's worth noting that even in the fantasy De Shaffer is terrible at raquetball.

The girls discuss plans for later in the week, which include a trip to the theatre to see Eugene O'Neill's The Iceman Cometh ("Oooh, sounds dirty"). They then split up, and we get to spend some time with Robert Kerman, playing one of their husbands. Kerman is a Yankees fan, which you can tell by him wearing a Yankees cap and shirt with his extremely unflattering yellow short shorts and eating stale pizza as a he listens to the game. Even when Kerman drifts off into fantasy, as he does when spying on an eager young couple in the act, he stays in character, ensuring that he doesn't miss the Yankees game as a result. A Humphrey Bogart poster provides some deadpan reaction shots. Unfortunately, he gets distracted by De Shaffer, who insists on chatting him up and singing "Moon River". (Quite badly, I should add, showing a lack of talent in multiple disciplines. Whatever the opposite of a polymath is, she's it.)

Next we move to Robin Byrd, sitting in bed and wolfing down popcorn next to her husband while watching a movie about a carnival, which inspires a fantasy sequence of her own where she's tag teamed by three guys in Aladdin Sane makeup and glitter while "March of the Gladiators" plays on the soundtrack. (Given that I associate this music most closely with the educational video game Math Circus, the effect is a bit jarring.) It's worth noting that one of these men is played by Ron Jeremy, who spends most of the scene sucking his own dick. Of course, when her husband suggests they get it on, she turns him down as she's not in the mood. I guess Ron Jeremy autofellatio will do that to you.

Kandi Barbour's fantasy is a bit more palatable, inspired by the bodice-ripping historical romance novel she leafs through before bed. Christine De Shaffer, treated as a punchline for much of the movie, doesn't even get her own fantasy. Rather, as she's putting on a ludicrous amount of facial cream (not like that, you preverts), her husband sneaks off to the bathroom to jerk off to a BDSM magazine and then imagines being dominated by his wife, who wears silver face paint like an extraneous member of KISS. Apparently the movie was released in a version without this scene as it was considered a bit too extreme, but honestly, without revealing anything about my viewing habits, I didn't think it was too bad. (It was also apparently Watkins' favourite scene in the movie.) Perhaps I've been desensitized by a week long Phil Prince binge, but without cataloguing the exact acts depicted, there's nothing too wild shown. The husband is played by Alan Adrian, who played Mistress Candice's willing slave in one of the more tolerable scenes in Prince's filmography. Adrian was into this kind of thing in his personal life and even suggested nailing his scrotum to the floor, which Darby thankfully shot down. Sometimes the money man is right. (Adrian is interviewed on the Vinegar Syndrome release of the movie and is unclothed without comment the entire time.) Of course, when his character approaches his wife after with the idea of trying this stuff out, she brushes him off.

The next morning, the husbands all wait for the train and see Vanessa Del Rio sitting on the other side of the tracks. Naturally, they start getting all worked up and start amusing themselves with what they'd get up to with her if they had the opportunity. Kerman's involves Del Rio as a schoolgirl, which is about as convincing as Steve Buscemi's "How do you do, fellow kids?" moment. Even Adrian, who claims that he never indulges in fantasies (he claims "they drain the life fluids", a statement that causes the other three men to immediately shift away from him on the bench), entertains the idea, although (depending on your proclivities) it's disappointingly not that distinct from the others in terms of tone or the acts featured. Del Rio's role is mostly silent, but she makes an impact in other ways (*raises eyebrows*).

We then move to a restaurant where the girls are biding their time, with Fox being especially rude to the waiter. It's then revealed that De Shaffer forgot their tickets to the The Iceman Cometh and is coldly made to walk home, which she does by crying and looking at ducks while sad music plays, finding new ways to put the audience on her side. (I too am a fan of ducks.) The rest of the ladies go to the gym to blow off steam, and Fox, angrily cycling away on an exercise bike, pictures her and the gals getting in an orgy with the other patrons of the gym, all of whom are covered in body paint and wearing goggles and swim caps. The same year that Francis Ford Coppola used "Ride of the Valkyries" to lend operatic dimensions to a helicopter siege, Watkins uses it to cheekier effect in a very different context. Lest you think this is all that's left, the final moments have the real heroine getting her revenge in a manner appropriate to the genre. High five, Ms. De Shaffer! Suck it, Mmes Fox, Byrd and Barbour.

Look, this is all very slight and I can understand why Watkins, given how dark his movies can get, didn't care for the end result, but I had a pretty good time. I think when trying to watch these movies as actual movies, lighter fare can be a bit of a challenge as they can lack the tension inherent in darker material (I imagine Her Name Was Lisa and Corruption might play better for most viewers, despite the disturbing content), but I can appreciate that this is executed with a good deal of style. It features a game cast who sink their teeth into their roles, particularly De Shaffer giving a very funny and endearing performance. (Fox and Del Rio don't quite make the same impact they did in Lisa, but are still effective in their less demanding roles.) Watkins' disregard for music rights results in some striking uses of music (he gets in Iggy Pop's "Sister Midnight" in between the aforementioned needle drops). And even between the sex scenes the movie is well visualized, translating the fantasy theme into atmosphere and finding images to match the humour.

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TVD 9x15 - Dream a little dream... (part 2) Enjoy! =)

Cut to – The Director’s Office. The Detective serves himself a glass of whisky and lights a cigarette.

They think they are going to get away with this, but I promise you, they won’t. I’m getting closer, slowly creeping under their skin. I can smell the blood on their hands… They are all in on it, all have motive. But… why such violence? The mutilation, the blood bath... Seems like someone lusted after it; as if they desperately wanted to drain every single ounce from your body… Yet, the MO doesn’t seem to fit any of these pretentious smugs. They wouldn’t dare get their own hands dirty… I’m missing something... My lovely Nina, help me… what are they hiding? … 

(Someone knocks)

ZACH: Come in (Chris walks in).

CHRIS: I heard you wanted to speak to me next. So, here I am. Shoot, I have nothing to hide.

ZACH: Well, then this shouldn’t take too long. Take a seat.

SUSPECT # 4 – THE BAD DANCER

ZACH: For the record, state your full name.

CHRIS: Christopher Charles Wood

ZACH: What were your whereabouts last night, around 11pm and 2am?

CHRIS: I left here about 11pm. Went to a bar, left around 2:30.

ZACH: Which bar?

CHRIS: The Grill; it’s about a block from here.

ZACH: Miss Accola told me about that place, says that’s the regular meeting spot for the city crazies.

CHRIS: (Sarcastic laugh) She only says that because she doesn’t have the pull to be accepted into the VIP area. It’s very exclusive.

ZACH: She is a very famous actress; I find it hard to believe they wouldn’t consider her to be VIP.

CHRIS: It takes a lot more than being famous to be considered VIP in that place.

ZACH: Really? What does it take?

CHRIS: Old money, and the right last name. You see, Candice is just a pretty southern girl who moved here in hopes of becoming a star. Had she not met Kat; she’d still be living in that gypsy house on the wrong side of the tracks. Don’t be fooled by the make-up and expensive clothes, she is new money, a Cinderella story, nothing more.

ZACH: What about Miss Dobrev? How come she was accepted into this “elite” club…

CHRIS: (Cracks up) Who told you that? Of course she wasn’t, she was even less than Candice.

ZACH: Miss Accola told me you and Miss Dobrev would frequently go to that bar after shooting.

CHRIS: She is obviously lying; I wouldn’t be caught dead with someone like that… I mean, don’t get me wrong, she was cute and all, but a man like myself needs a real dame… Someone like Kat. Now, that’s what I call a real woman.

ZACH: Well, she is breathtakingly beautiful, only a blind man would be oblivious to the fact. So, I take it you and Miss Graham are romantically involved?

CHRIS: We were, for a while. Until those Wesley-Somerhalder brothers brain washed her out of my arms.

ZACH: So, she is involved with them? Both of them?

CHRIS: With Paul. They try to keep it a secret, but everyone knows, except for Candice, of course. As for Ian, hard as he might try, he doesn’t stand a real chance, poor fool… She’ll get what she wants from him, and that will be that…

ZACH: I think I’ve heard enough about the love triangles, back to the case at hand. (Opens an evidence bag and takes out a silver lighter with his initials engraved on it). Is this yours?

CHRIS: Yes, I’ve been looking for that everywhere! Where did you find it?

ZACH: It was in Miss. Dobrev’s purse, care to elaborate on that?

CHRIS: I think we both know why she had it, Detective. She obviously stole it from me. It’s worth quite a lot of money. Can I have it back?

ZACH: Oh, you won’t be getting it back, it’s evidence.

CHRIS: What?! I told you, she must have stolen it! That lighter is a family heirloom; I need it back.

ZACH: I’ll tell you what, if all is cleared, and the evidence proves you really had nothing to do with this, I will consider giving it back to you. Now, back to Miss Dobrev, you are certain you two never went together to that bar, or interacted in any other way?

CHRIS: I’m telling you the truth. I never went anywhere with that woman. Hell, I never even spoke to her!

ZACH: Miss Accola seems to think she had a dark side, said something about you and her, and a common liking for vampires…

CHRIS: (Cracks up again) Vampires?! Are you kidding me? Listen, I love a good Dracula movie, for sure. But, again, I had nothing to do with that woman, or know anything about her, or her love for “vampires” … This is getting ridiculous, honestly…

ZACH: We are almost finished, one last question, while we verify your alibi. Do you know if Miss Dobrev and Miss Graham were good friends in the past?

CHRIS: Of course not, Kat would never be friends with someone like that!

ZACH: Like what? Thought you didn’t know anything about Miss Dobrev…

CHRIS: I mean, a nobody.

ZACH: Wasn’t Miss Accola a “nobody”, according to you? Miss Graham befriended her, so, why not Miss Dobrev?

CHRIS: Because Candice at least had some potential, Nina, didn’t.

ZACH: Interesting that you would call her Nina… Anyway, that’ll be all for now. We’ll talk again soon, trust me.

CHRIS: I told you, I have nothing to hide, so we can talk as many times as you like.

ZACH: We sure will. Thank you for your time (Chris leaves, an Officer walks in).

OFFICER: Detective, we found something that might be of interest…

Cut to – two days prior to the murder, around 12am. Nina and Ian are at the exterior set, talking. It begins to rain heavily.

 IAN: Come on, time to abandon ship.

NINA: No, no, no, wait… just give it a second; it’ll clear up… (they kiss).  

NINA: Promise me this is forever.

IAN: I promise. 

Cut to – Kat’s dressing room.  Kat and Ian are in her bed.

 KAT: That was nice… Now, get out.

IAN: (Smirks) No.

KAT: Fine, five more minutes, but then you really have to go.

IAN: Deal (they cuddle for a moment, Paul walks in).

PAUL: (Clearly upset) Well, isn’t this cozy?

IAN: What the hell are you doing here?

KAT: And, have you ever heard of knocking... (gets out of the bed, covers herself).

PAUL: (To Ian)  I am here to see my girl. In case you haven’t figured it out, brother, she is with me.

IAN:  She is with whom ever she pleases to be. And, as for you and her… well, I really don’t care; and it seems she doesn’t either. But I’m betting Candice will…

PAUL: I could care less about Candice. Go ahead, tell her.

KAT: No one is telling anyone anything! Just relax, both of you. (Turns to Ian) You really need to go, please.

IAN: Fine, only because you are asking nicely. (Puts his clothes back on; turns to Paul) This isn’t over (walks out). 

PAUL: Kat, what the hell is this? My brother, really? You told me you loved me…

KAT: I do, you know I do! He means nothing to me; but I had to do something to make sure he keeps his mouth shut. I’m only trying to protect us.

PAUL: Still, he is my brother… There are lines you just don’t cross, if you have a heart.

KAT: I have a heart; you can feel it, can’t you? It’s in your hands… (kisses him) I’m so sorry, my love, I thought this would be the only way to buy his silence.

PAUL: And, it probably is. The only thing he wants… the only thing he has ever wanted, is you…

KAT: Well, he doesn’t have me… you do (kisses him).

PAUL: If that is true, prove it to me… Marry me…

KAT: Paul, you know I want nothing more; but it’s still not the right time. We might all end up in jail if we don’t play our cards right. Plus, Candice… I can’t do that to her, not like this. We need to keep this discrete, until we are in the clear.

PAUL: I know…

KAT: Listen, it’s only a matter of time before the Detective asks to talk to us. We need to make sure we have our story straight.

PAUL: And we do; the only one that could rat us out is my brother.

KAT: That’s why I had to do what I had to do…

PAUL: Just promise me this will be the only time. I swear I will kill him if I see him with you again.

KAT: I promise (kisses him). I love you… (lures him to her bed).

Cut to – Candice’s dressing room. She is having a drink and a cigarette at her mini bar. Someone walks in.

 CANDICE: Did anyone see you come in?

JOSEPH: No.

CANDICE: Good. I’ve been expecting you…

JOSEPH: I know, love...

(Gets real close to her face, looks concerned) Now, tell me, how much do they know? 

CANDICE: I’m not sure…

Cut to – The Director’s Office. The Detective and the Police Officer are talking.

ZACH: That was an excellent find, Officer. We almost have them right where we need them.

OFFICER: Do you want us to go check that club out?

ZACH: No, I’ll go. You guys keep processing the area, make sure no one leaves. I’ll be back soon.

 Cut to – The Director’s dressing room. Him and Steven are talking.

 MATT: What did you tell the Detective?

STEVEN: Nothing, Sir; I promise.

MATT: He seems to have a lot of insider information…

STEVEN: I know, but I swear, it’s not coming from me.

MATT: You know I’m innocent, right? You’ve witnessed it; I barely even knew who that woman was.

STEVEN: I know, Sir.

MATT: Can’t imagine anyone on this set doing such an atrocious thing.

STEVEN: Sometimes people have double lives, we never truly know who they are.

MATT: You seemed to have a liking towards her, you sure you don’t know more about this?

STEVEN: She was a very nice lady, but, like I told the Detective, we didn’t interact much. Few conversations here and there, that’s all.

MATT: If you ask me, my money is on Chris, or the cocky brothers.

STEVEN: I agree, specially about Mr. Wesley. He always held a grudge for what she did to him.

MATT: What are you talking about? I had no idea they knew each other. I just said that because those guys are assholes.

STEVEN: Oh, they knew each other, quite well actually.

MATT: How do you know all of this?

STEVEN: You find out a lot of things when people don’t pay attention to you.

MATT: Spill!

STEVEN: Fine, but please don’t let them know you heard this from me.

MATT: My mouth is shut. Now, talk to me.

STEVEN: Mr. Wesley and Miss Dobrev used to be an item, until she found out he was cheating with Miss Accola…

MATT: Then why the grudge towards her?

STEVEN: Well, soon after, he found out that she had been cheating with his brother, long before him and Miss Accola got together.

MATT: God, this could be the plot of my next film. Talk about drama!

STEVEN: I know, very messy. Anyway, when he found out Miss Dobrev had been cheating all along, he lost it. I saw them one night, arguing after a shooting, it wasn’t pretty.

MATT: Can’t wrap my head around these Hollywood “stars” fighting over a nobody…

STEVEN: She wasn’t a nobody… and, she was also one of Miss Grahams best friends.

MATT: Now that, I can’t believe! Kat is way too posh to hang around anyone out of the “elite” circle.

STEVEN: I’m telling you, Sir, you never really know a person…

MATT: Nor your own lead cast, from what I’m learning. Did you tell the Detective all of this?

STEVEN: Of course not, I don’t want to get anybody in trouble, or risk them shutting us down permanently.

MATT: Well done; there is way too much money invested in this production. Listen, kid, you know you are like a son to me, and if you want to make it in this business, sometimes you need to play dirty. I’m going to tell you something, because I trust you, and truly believe you have a bright future ahead. Just remember, discretion is key to succeed in Hollywood…

STEVEN: As you told me, Sir., my lips are sealed, I promise.    

Cut to - two days prior to the murder, around 1am. Ian walks into his dressing room, Kat is inside waiting for him.

 KAT: She seems quite smitten with you… (Sarcastically) How cute!

IAN: She means nothing to me, you know that. The only thing I want, is you…

KAT: I’m starting to believe you might not be such a horrible actor.

IAN: I’m not acting…

KAT: Make no mistake, this little alliance of ours is only to serve a common purpose.

IAN: Might be. But somehow... somewhere along the lines… I fell head over heels for you.

KAT: That is just infatuation. Trust me, you’ll get over it soon enough.

IAN: I won’t. You belong with me, not him.

KAT: So, you know about us…

IAN: Kitty Kat, everyone knows … the tension, the stares, it’s pretty obvious. Except to Candice, apparently.

KAT: Well, first of all, I don’t belong with, or to, anyone. Second, I would never intentionally hurt Candice, things just happened.

IAN: I’m pretty sure she won’t see it that way, when she finds out.

KAT: She won’t find out; so keep your mouth shut.

IAN: (Stares deep into her eyes, leaning towards her) Make me…

KAT: (Pushes him away) Listen, I don’t have time for this. Just keep your end of the deal, and I’ll keep mine (she walks out).

Cut to – the night before the murder. Nina and Ian are at his place, cuddling in the living room couch.

 IAN: Want another bourbon?

NINA: I’m not sure if I should, I’m feeling quite tipsy already.

IAN: Oh, come on, just one more.

NINA: What the heck, why not? (He gets up to serve themselves another drink) Ian…you are not playing with me, are you?

IAN: Of course not, silly. Why would you say that?!

NINA: Because this seems too good to be true…

IAN: (Comes back with the drinks, puts them on the table). This… us… (slowly kisses her)

... It’s very real. Why would you doubt it?

NINA: It’s just that…

IAN: What? Talk to me.

NINA: Well, sometimes it seems like you are in love with someone else…

IAN: That’s ridiculous! With who?!

NINA: Katerina… I don’t know, something about the way you look at her…

IAN: (Laughs) Katerina? Really? You and I both know she is just an entitled diva. I have to pretend because she is who she is; but she means nothing to me.

NINA: Really?

IAN: I promise. I only have eyes for you… 

NINA: Cross your heart?

IAN: I betrayed my brother to be with you, doesn’t that speak for itself?

NINA: It does… I’m sorry. I think I might be drunk, got a bit paranoid, I suppose.

IAN: Then, (takes her glass away), maybe another drink isn’t the best idea.  

NINA: True, but I know what is… (she kisses him, takes his shirt off, they start to make out… Paul walks in).

PAUL: Well, well, why am I not surprised.

IAN: Jesus, brother! Haven’t you heard of knocking?!

PAUL: I have, but I think it’s overrated. Anyway, don’t mind me, I just came to get some things.

NINA: Paul… please, listen. We are sorry… Neither of us meant for this to happen... 

IAN: Okay, this is getting awkward. I’m gonna leave you two to settle this on your own. (Goes into the kitchen).

PAUL: Nina, you seem to be oblivious to the fact that I don’t care. Screw whomever you please, I never truly loved you.

NINA: Don’t say that… we were going to get married.

PAUL: That was before you decided to screw my brother in my own house.

NINA: And before you screwed one of my best friends in mine! We are both at fault.  

PAUL: Maybe, but it really does come down to the timing, doesn’t it? You were with my brother way before I got with Candice, so drop the victim act. At least have the guts to own up to your decisions.

NINA: I told you, I never meant for that to happen, it just did. But you… you did it out of spite.

PAUL: (Sarcastic laugh) Get over yourself… that had absolutely nothing to do with you. Talk about a superiority complex! You do realize you are a nobody in this business, right? If it weren’t for Kat, you’d still be living in that shit hole of a town. You should be thankful Kat even gave you the benefit of the doubt. She pity’s you, don’t you get it?

NINA: That’s not true…

PAUL: Oh, but it is. Just as true as him being hopelessly in love with someone he can’t have… and, that ain’t you. I’ve never seen him look at you like he does her.

NINA: Shut up! He loves me!

PAUL: (Sarcastic smirk) Sure he does… 

Listen, I don’t have time for this, and again, just in case it wasn’t clear, I could care less about you, so stop trying so hard. (Takes some books from a bookshelf, then leaves. She goes into the kitchen, very upset).

NINA: So, you are in love with her! Stop lying to me!

IAN: You are going to listen to what he says? Really?

NINA: I know you do… you have never looked at me the way you look at her...

IAN: I... I told you, I’m just acting.

NINA: Well, then, you are a great actor.

IAN: Nina… come on, please drop this… 

(just as she is about to succumb to his charms, she spots a set of jewelry on the floor, which most definitely does not belong to her).

NINA: (Grabs the jewelry and shows it to him) You promised me this was forever!

IAN: I can explain…

NINA: Don’t bother, just stay away from me! (Tosses the piece of jewelry in the garbage can) Oh… and, just so you know, she will only hurt you, like she does all the men she wraps around that spider web of hers. I’m leaving now, and don’t you dare come running after me! 

(She leaves, he continues to cook, what seem to be pancakes. A few minutes later, Kat walks into the kitchen and takes a seat).

IAN: Here, Kitty Kat (puts a plate on the table), just like you like them.

KAT: Every day I tell you I hate that…

IAN: And every day I do it anyway... (she smirks)

KAT: Are you really ready to do this?

IAN: Of course I am. (Whispers in her ear) We’re Bonnie and Clyde…Always and forever...

TVD 9X15 - Dream a little dream... (part 3) Coming soon! Hope you stop by, read, and enjoy! =)

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D&D Diary - The Yawning Rodent, 12

Refresher: Our adventurers Lugs (grung barbarian), Lurk (grung rogue), Aelia (tiefling cleric), and Valas (drow sorcerer) with tagalong Deku (ratfolk cleric) and rescued noble Chadley continued exploring the Sunless Citadel, defeating a fire snake and finding a small offering shrine with a statue of the red dragon Ashardalon, once worshipped by the resident cult. They found a bugbear guard on patrol, but captured her, and took her and all of the other goblin interns and bandits they'd scared into submission in the laboratory as prisoners. There are lots of arboretums around here, growing plants for experiment ingredients. Lugs also found a second fire snake, and fed it pet treats and a goblin corpse to try and befriend it.

As most of the party members were hurt and exhausted, they decided to travel back to the Rat's Nest, lying to Yusdrayl when they ran into her on the way to say that they think her stolen dragon wyrmling must be with Belak - the person who runs the lab and has been controlling the Goblin Gang from the shadows.

Sunless Citadel spoilers!

The party leaves the Sunless Citadel, passing through it easily now that it's been cleared of the hostile giant spiders and the Goblin Gang. By now, the way back to the Rat's Nest through the Underdark tunnels is pretty easy, and night is starting to fall outside.

Suddenly, they're attacked by twig blights, who camouflage in with the thick tree roots lining the tunnel walls and tear themselves out to attack. The prisoners and Chadley all scurry back, avoiding the danger. Lugs goes to rage, but hesitates, and in Grung, tells Lurk to ask Valas - the one ally in range of him - if it's ok that he uses his Storm Herald abilities and hits him with the area effect as well. Lurk just tells Valas, "Valas: incoming!" and gives a thumbs up back to Lugs. Lugs grins and gives a thumbs up to Valas, who, confusedly, sputters, "wait, what?" before Lugs rages and a wave of swamp water erupts at his feet. Valas gets hit by the strong, thick torrent of muddy water, while the nearby twig blight digs in its roots and shrugs off the damage.

The rest of the twig blights are defeated easily, especially when Aelia uses a big Fireball spell to start incinerating them. Deku recalls that the twig blights tend to only come out and attack at nighttime.

As the party and the prisoners calm down and continue on, Chadley starts rubbing his eyes. "Is there a hole to the surface open around here? I can see much more than I could the first time I was here - like, even past the torches."

Valas cringes inwardly, knowing that humans don't usually possess darkvision, but thinking that Chadley must have developed it as part of the transformation experiments Belak conducted on him. "You've probably just grown accustomed to it, after being down here for so long."

Chadley believes him, thinking that sounds about right.

After another hour or so of travel through the cave tunnels, they reach the Rat's Nest. Unlike the previous time when they arrived at night, all of the lights in the shops, church, and library are off, closed at this hour. Peach's pop-up tent shop is also gone.

Lurk tells the others that he's going to get the new enchanted Ring of the Flock that he ordered from Boak, the blacksmith, as he's eager to try it out before resting tonight. Deku tells him that the shop is closed for the night, but Lurk is insistent, and Deku shrugs and guesses that, since he'd already paid for the ring, maybe it'd be ok if he goes in and takes it. Valas just turns around and wordlessly leaves for the elevator to the tavern. Lurk takes out his lockpicking tools and sets to work on the door, but just before he's about to set all the pins, a contraption that resembles crocodile jaws pops out from either side of the lock and clamps down on his lockpick, snapping it. Lurk is incredulous that it broke his equipment, when suddenly an alarm bell starts loudly ringing from inside the shop.

Deku flinches, knowing that the alarm system travels back to the cave where he and his brother live, and will surely wake Boak up. As Boak is an armourer artificer, this was probably what was going to happen. He tells the party that he'll be off to go sleep at home while they stay at the tavern tonight, and that he has to go and sheepishly explain to Boak what happened to his shop.

The party goes up the elevator to the Yawning Rodent tavern, where Valas is already waiting for them at the bar with a look on his face that's reminiscent of a disappointed parent. The tavern restaurant has passed rush hour for the night, but there's still a few full tables of travellers finishing off their drinks.

After another two elevator loads, the goblin prisoners - including Grimwarg the bugbear - come up to the tavern as well, starting to talk amongst themselves about how nice the Rat's Nest is. Beni, bartending tonight, cocks his eyebrow and looks back and forth between the adventurers and the large group of 11 goblinoids tied together with ropes. The party tells him that they're bandits of the Goblin Gang in the Sunless Citadel, and they've brought them here to release them on the surface as long as they promise to not go back to a life of crime. While Beni is, at first, hesitant about the situation, all of the goblins but Grimwarg are unhurt and would be fit to travel to the next city over for jobs if they wanted to. For now, they can all sleep in the basic rooms of the Yawning Rodent, especially since the party gave them each 5g to start them off. The goblins awkwardly and sheepishly thank Beni, and shuffle onto the elevator to go up to their rooms once they're untied. Grimwarg does the same, but stays silent and unreadable.

Meanwhile, Lurk approaches the bar and asks for a glass of water in the crystal goblet he took from Calcryx's trophy room. Lugs sits on one of the stools and, with a big and relieved sigh, un-tenses himself and just starts bleeding all over the furniture and the floor from all of the wounds he'd sustained from earlier today. Aelia sighs, annoyed by the troublesome grung brothers, and pays Beni for a single room. She just goes up the elevator to begin changing into sleep clothes and drop her swampy dress off at the tavern's laundry station.

Without even batting an eye at Lugs, Beni just takes out a rag and starts cleaning the bloody counter, before calling out to the rest of the restaurant, "hey, Meepo! We've got a clean-up over here!"

"Yes, Mr Beni!" Weaving out from in-between the tables with arms full of stacked up dirty mugs is the familiar kobold, a delighted grin spreading over his face when he spots the adventurers. "Oh, you're all back already!! Huh, Lurk, were your eyes always purple?"

Lurk looks him straight in the eye and tells him that Aelia was killed in the Sunless Citadel. Meepo immediately gets distressed, tears welling up in his eyes. Valas quickly cuts him off, telling Meepo that she didn't die, and that Lurk is just lying. Angry, Meepo tells Lurk that he's terrible, and starts grumpily mopping up the blood around Lugs' stool.

Lurk takes out 50g - covering him and Lugs at 25g each - for the 100g four bedroom. As Aelia's already booked her own single room for the night, though, there's only three of them sharing it this time. Valas rolls his eyes, not going to cover the remaining 50g by himself, and hands Beni 33g for his 1/3 share. Eventually, Lurk gives in and pays 67g for himself and Lugs.

In the morning, the party meets up again with Deku in the tavern for breakfast. Grimwarg and the goblins are still sleeping in. With Baba working the morning shift at the bar, Lugs buys more packs of cider to take with him back to the Sunless Citadel, and Valas buys a healing potion.

Meepo, waiting tables for the breakfast rush, runs over to Aelia and gives her a big hug, relieved that she's still alive after all. He tells her that he thought about what she and the others told him about finding a less hurtful path in life, and has been helping out Candice at the church while Lulu takes care of Calcryx, and working a shift at the Yawning Rodent since they left him the previous morning.

The party heads back down the elevator to the Rat's Nest. Lurk immediately heads over to the blacksmith, with Lugs in tow. As soon as they arrive, Boak puts down his work tools and puts his hands on his hips, angry at Lurk for trying to break into his shop last night. Deku had told Boak that it had been Lurk trying to break in, once Boak had woken up from the security alarm in a panic.

Trying to appease him, Lurk piles on all the basic weaponry he took from the Goblin Gang onto the counter as a gift, and offers to sell Boak the gemstones and the gold sapphire ring he found in the Sunless Citadel. Boak doesn't forgive him, but reluctantly accepts the deal. He then fetches the newly-enchanted Ring of the Flock and the 20 Alchemist's Arrows Lurk had had on order.

The party then head to church of the Rat King to have Chadley seen to. Inside is Candice, reading a book while she's had nothing to do. She greets the adventurers warmly. When they say that they need Lulu's help with healing, Candice goes to grab her, as she doesn't know any of that magic herself, and Lulu has been looking after Calcryx. Before she goes, she does ask Lurk, "hey, did your eyes change?"

Lurk throws up his hands, incredulous. "Why does everyone keep saying that?" He hasn't seen a reflection of himself since gaining his psychic powers, which turned his large frog eyes from black to purple.

When Lulu arrives, she's not sure what kind of ailment is afflicting the human-turned-plant Chadley. She has him lay down on the cushioned floor so she can do a basic examination, and he explains how he broke his arm after falling out of the well shaft in the Sunless Citadel. However, when Lulu removes the sling, she finds that the arm isn't broken at all, and Chadley is equally surprised that it doesn't hurt anymore and moves fine. Valas wonders if Chadley had been lying to them just so they'd give him special treatment on the way out of the citadel, but he appears genuinely shocked and confused.

She tries to cast Remove Curse on him when Chadley says he can afford her healing magic services with his family's money, but it doesn't do anything. Chadley's dismayed that he's not cured, but Aelia, Valas, and Deku reassure him that it's good he's not cursed.

Lulu takes some holy water and sprinkles some over his head, but he winces and complains as it starts burning his scalp. The party grimaces, as reacting badly to holy water is usually not a good sign. Valas thinks about it, and thinks the reaction Chadley showed is similar to that of undead creatures in particular.

Chadley says that he at least has his family's private medical team that he can go to, and asks if there's a messaging service in the Rat's Nest or Yawning Rodent. The party recalls that one of Peach's magic services was casting the spell Sending, but her tent is gone for now. Deku also knows that the Yawning Rodent does get the postal service, and has messenger pigeons in case of emergencies.

Chadley also mentions that they need to rescue Bradley as well as his sister, and that Belak - the person who experimented on him, took McKennedeigh and Bradley, and had been controlling the Goblin Gang from the shadows - is an 'old man' - a human. When Valas asks who Bradley is, Chadley says that he thought he'd mentioned it to them before - that he and McKennedeigh hired two mercenaries to help them explore the Sunless Citadel: Bradley and Reignbow. Aelia and Valas recognise the name Reignbow immediately, and Aelia bluntly says that she has Reignbow's ring, taken from her corpse that they found at the giant spider mother's nest. Chadley grimaces, recalling that they'd begun exploring the citadel, but Reignbow had been killed and dragged off by the spider mother shortly before he, McKennedeigh, and Bradley had been captured by the Goblin Gang and Belak.

The group leaves Chadley with Lulu for now, as they plan on returning to the Sunless Citadel to find his sister.

As with the previous day, the party of adventurers has no trouble getting back to the Sunless Citadel through the few hours of Underdark tunnel travel, and through the first floor and down the well shaft of the large building. Yusdrayl greets them as normal, her guards still spread out through the citadel's first floor.

On the lower level, they move through the laboratory, but Valas doubles back and frowns. He calls back, "someone's been through here!", after noticing that some of the lab equipment on the tables have been moved around, and the notes on Chadley that the goblins were working on before Lurk killed them yesterday are now missing.

Lugs checks in on the fire snake he left in their arboretum, and pulls out some more pet treats he bought from Clara's general store. As he enters, the fire snake slowly emerges from their nest, with a huge lumpy shape in their stomach from their goblin meal the previous day. Not recognising that they must be full, Lugs crushes the pet treats in his hand and eagerly offers it to the snake again, who just stares at him.

As his companions go to continue down the hallway according to Grimwarg's directions to find Belak, Lugs opens the door wider and motions for the fire snake to follow him. Understanding his intent and getting used to his scent after he left his scrap of fabric there the day before, the fire snake slowly begins to follow him, staying 20-30 feet behind him as he trails behind the rest of the group.

It now becomes apparent that, when Lugs had asked Lurk to tell the rest of the party, "don't come in here, I'm feeding my snake" the day before, Lurk hadn't done so. Deku notices the fire snake and runs away in fright towards the front of the group, panicking because he's so small that the snake might think him good prey. Taking a better look, however, he realises that the snake's eaten a large meal recently, and shouldn't be hungry again for at least another week.

Aelia turns to Lurk and just says, "what the fuck."

Lurk sighs and rolls his eyes before walking back down the corridor to his brother, wanting to have a proper look at the fire snake "if it's going to be a part of my life from now on." From what he can tell, the fire snake is an elemental, and probably at least understands Ignan - the fire elemental dialect of Primordial. No one in the party knows how to speak it, though.

Continuing on, they pass by another arboretum, this one with the door missing off its hinges for some reason. Aelia spots at least one skeleton gardener inside, tending to the shrubbery. They briefly discuss if they should go and kill the creatures in there and torch the plants again, but decide to move on for now.

The last arboretum is the northern room that Grimwarg told them to go through. This one is empty of workers, and just has different saplings growing in the garden beds. Through the next door - the only door out of this room - they find a short corridor leading to what looks like a larger version of the small offering room they'd found yesterday. The statue of Ashardalon, the red dragon, is much larger, and a red light illuminating the room in front of it glows out from the eye sockets while a deep shadow is cast behind it.

Like before, there's a circular tile in the floor with Draconic writing on it, meant to be the place where the person making the offering would pray. Deku translates it as, "let the sorcerous power illuminate my spirit." The group turns to look at Valas, the one sorcerer in the group. Deku teaches him the Draconic words, and he stands on the tile and recites them, just as Lugs had the previous day when he received the boon of advantage on constitution checks. Similarly, Valas is quickly enveloped in a torrent of a harmless blue flame illusion jetting out of the tile, and he's granted advantage on charisma checks for the next 24 hours.

Lurk inspects the next door, and, like the arboretum doors and the door to this room, it's not trapped or locked, and looks like it's passed through regularly. Stepping inside, Deku finds that it's a ruined library, with shelving that's falling apart and books and scrolls scattered all over the floor as though from an earthquake. With a start, he realises that he still hasn't found his library book that the Goblin Gang stole from him, so he calls out to the others that he's going to take a look in here for it. He starts rummaging through the piles of papers and finds a few enchanting recipes they can give to Boak later (the Epistemological Recipe, the Lunacy Recipe, and the Shadow Recipe), as well as a scroll of Acid Arrow, a scroll of Scorching Ray, and a book written in Draconic called Future of the Ancients. Unfortunately, he doesn't find his book Cults Around The World.

Meanwhile, the rest of the party has stayed in the offering room, watching Lugs lure in his fire snake through the previous door. Lurk, having a poke-around, jumps up onto the Ashardalon statue's back, jovially acting like he's riding it as a mount. Suddenly, the inky black shadow behind the statue shivers and pulsates before stretching upwards from behind the dragon, a physical manifestation of a dark void towering silently over Lurk. Everyone's shocked, and Valas recognises it to be a dangerous undead monster simply known as a 'shadow'...

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #dm diary #dm diaries #dnd diary #dnd diaries #dungeon master #hoo boy writing up the more RP-heavy ones makes it so looong #sunless citadel #the yawning rodent

[crimsoncityhq]

mwf?

alexandra grey (trans)**, **chloe bailey, **halle bailey, **abigail cowen, **caitlin stasey,aja naomi king**, natalie dormer**, laura dern, britt robertson, jamie chung**,  keke palmer, ariana grande, victoria justice, jurnee smollet,han hyo-joo**, nadia hilker, logan browning, madison iseman**, kristen stewart, **arden cho, issa rae, diane guerrero, jackie cruz, bae suzy**,krystal jung**, reese witherspoon**, laura harrier**, bang min-ah**, sophie turner**, jessica chastain, adeline rudolph**, Chloe Bennet, Elizabeth Lail, ashleigh murray**,  Jessica Parker Kennedy, park shin-he**, Kim Raver, Lauren Graham, hunter schafer(trans)**, laverne cox (trans)**, Lauren German, jang seungyeon**, Lesley-Ann Brandt,nyara shahidi**, claire holt, vanessa morgan, alycia debnam-carey, tiana tolstoi**, kat graham, alisha boe**,madelyn cline, lana candor, elizabeth lail, Meghan Ory**, nicole kidman, madison bailey, sophia bush, lee sunmi**, tati gabrielle,lulu antariksa**, amy adams, choi ri**, samantha logan**, angela bassett, jaz sinclair**, charlize theron, kim seul-gi**,  angelina jolie, taraji p. henson**, ruby rose, gabrielle union, saoirse ronan, evangeline lily, ming-na wen**, thandie newton, krysten ritter, kerry washington, awkwafina, melora hardin**,  shelley hennig, meagan goode, jessica lange, Barrett Doss, kim hye-yoon**,  Jaina Lee Ortiz, Natacha Karam, Sierra A. McClain,rachel weisz**,  eliza taylor, dichen lachman, alycia-debnam carey,lupita nyong'o**, gugu mbatha-raw**, jazzy jones**, aisha hinds, emmy-raver lampman, dua lipa, emmy rossum, stella maeve,lucy liu**,  normani, mj rodriguez, china anne mcclain, emma stone, brittany snow, rebel wilson, anne hathaway, cate blanchett, olivia dudley, jade tailor, dilan çiçek deniz, renee elise goldsberry, nichole beharie**,jeri ryan**, winona ryder**, hayley law, scarlett byrne, bianca lawson, bianca santos, sarah bolger, brittany o'grady, shantel vansanten, viola davis, & sofia black-d'elia

**’s have specific wcs listed below, but I also listed any gender wcs currently open & female wcs if they fit what you’re thinking!

( candice patton, cisfemale, thirty one ) I hear that TIA VALENTINE is looking for their YOUNGER SISTER(S).. Word on the street is they look like CHLOE BAILEY, HALLE BAILEY, UTP,, and that the last time they saw them was TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN THEY MOVED INTO CHICAGO SHE LEFT HOME SO SHE COULD GET AWAY FROM THE TOXIC ENVIRONMENT BUT KEPT IN TOUCH WITH HER SISTERS UNTIL THEY WERE OLD ENOUGH TO MOVE OUT OF THE HOUSE AND OFFERED THEM A PLACE TO STAY. . You SHOULD NOT reach out toCRIMSXNED. ( madelaine petsch, cis female, 22 ) I hear that VIOLET MADDEN is looking for their OLDER SISTER. Word on the street is they look like ABIGAIL COWEN or UTP AS LONG AS THEY ARE A REDHEAD, and that the last time they saw them was A FEW MONTHS AGO. IT WAS ALWAYS HER PLAN TO JOIN HER YOUNGER SIBLINGS OUT IN CHICAGO, SOMETHING HELD HER UP BACK HOME WHICH CAN BE UTP. SHOULD reach out to VIMADDEN. ( adelaide kane, cisfemale, 30 ) I hear that KATYA IVANOVA is looking for their FORMER TRAINING PARTNER Word on the street is they look like CAITLIN STASEYand that the last time they saw them wasWHEN SHE WAS 18 AND THEY WERE 19, BEFORE KATYA LEFT FOR AMERICA AFTER MAKING THE DECISION TWO WEEKS PRIOR TO GO BACK HOME AND SHOW HER PARENTS WHAT THEY’D MISSED ON THE LAST TWO YEARS. You SHOULD reach out to PUREXIVANOVA. ( sandra oh, cisfemale, 53 ) I hear that DEIJI "DAISY" RAU-BYRNE is looking for their ELDEST CHILD Word on the street is they look like STEVEN YEUN,JAMIE CHUNG,ARDEN CHO, BAEK SUNG HYUN, HAN HYO-JOO, KIM SOOHYUN, KIM WOO BIN, YOON PARK, UTP (30-36, MUST BE KOREAN IF BLOOD)and that the last time they saw them wasYESTERDAY. DEIJI HAS HIGH EXPECTATIONS WHEN IT COMES TO HER CHILDREN. THEY LIKELY ALL BELONG TO THE WALSH MAFIA. MSG ME AND WE CAN HASH OUT THE DEETS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP. IT'S UTP IF THE CHILD NOTICES THE TENSION BETWEEN THE PARENTS. You SHOULD reach out to CRIMSONFAUX.

( tessa thompson, she/her, 35 ) I hear that LORELAI FAUST is looking for their STAGE TECHNICIAN EMPLOYEE AT DIRTY HARRY’S. Word on the street is they look like ANY FC, and that the last time they saw them was THEY’RE A NEW EMPLOYEE FOR RECENTLY OPENED DIRTY HARRY’S. THEY DO NOT KNOW ABOUT LORELAI’S CRIMINAL SIDE VENTURE BELOW THE BAR. You SHOULD NOT reach out to REVELAARE.

( sandra oh, cisfemale, 53 ) I hear that DEIJI "DAISY" RAU-BYRNE is looking for their MIDDLE CHILD Word on the street is they look like AHN HEE-YEON, BAE SUZY, BANG MINAH, KRYSTAL JUNG, PARK SHIN-HYE, SYDNEY PARK, JANG SEUNGYEON, TIANA TOLSTOI, ADELINE RUDOLPH,LEE SUNMI, CHOI-RI, KIM HYE YOON, KIM SEULGI, FIVEL STEWART, UTP (25-30, MUST BE KOREAN IF BLOOD)and that the last time they saw them wasYESTERDAY. DEIJI HAS HIGH EXPECTATIONS WHEN IT COMES TO HER CHILDREN. THE MIDDLE CHILD IS LIKELY THE ONE SHE WOULD HAVE GONE HARDER ON TO SUCCEED. THE KIDS LIKELY ALL BELONG TO THE WALSH MAFIA. MSG ME AND WE CAN HASH OUT THE DEETS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP. IT'S UTP IF THE CHILD NOTICES THE TENSION BETWEEN THE PARENTS. You SHOULD reach out to CRIMSONFAUX. ( sandra oh, cisfemale, 53 ) I hear that DEIJI "DAISY" RAU-BYRNE is looking for their SPOUSE Word on the street is they look like JOHN CHO,LAVERNE COX,IDRIS ELBA,LUCY LIU,JERI RYAN,REESE WITHERSPOON,JAVIER BARDEM, PAUL RUDD, WINONA RYDER, MING-NA WEN, JASON BATEMAN, ADAM SCOTT, MELORA HARDIN, JOSH DUHAMEL,JOHN LIGHT,RACHEL WEISZ,JULIAN MCMAHON, TARAJI P HENSON, WILL YUN LEE, MICHAEL EALY, DAVID LEE MCINNIS,LORNE CARDINAL, ANY FC 45+ PREFand that the last time they saw them wasLAST NIGHT. YOUR CHARACTER HAD ARRIVED IN CHICAGO MONTHS BEFORE DEIJI LANDED WITH THE REST OF THE COUNCIL. TO BE HER EYES, AND BECAUSE SHE HAD MANIPULATED YOUR CHARACTER IN BELIEVING SHE WOULD SIGN THE DIVORCE PAPERS. THEIR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN VOLATILE, WORSE WITHIN THE LAST FEW MONTHS SHE HAS BEEN IN CHICAGO. THE COUPLE HAVE 3 KIDS.You SHOULD reach out to CRIMSONFAUX. ( jamie dornan, male, thirty-four ) I hear that LIAM O'SHEA is looking for their EX-GIRLFRIEND/HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART. Word on the street is they look like NICOLE BEHARIE, MEGHAN ORY, AJA NAOMI KING, PRIYANKA CHOPRA, NATALIE DORMER, ARDEN CHO, UTP, and that the last time they saw them was THE SUMMER AFTER SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL; LIAM NEVER FINISHED SCHOOL BUT THEY STAYED TOGETHER DESPITE HER BEING BUSY WILL SCHOOL AND APPLYING TO COLLEGES AND HIM BEING BUSY WITH THE FAMILY. LIAM TRULY THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO BE HIS FOREVER AND WAS FINE WITH DEALING WITH THE LONG DISTANCE BECAUSE OF HER GOING TO SCHOOL AND WAS EVEN PLANNING TO PROPOSE BUT A MONTH BEFORE SHE LEFT FOR SCHOOL, SHE BROKE UP WITH HIM IN A LETTER LEAVING HIM HEARTBROKEN AND WITH COMMITMENT ISSUES. HE STILL HOLDS ANIMOSITY TOWARDS HER FOR ENDING THINGS THE WAY SHE DID BUT HE STILL LOVES HER DEEP DOWN THOUGH HE WON’T EVER ADMIT IT. You SHOULD reach out to CRIMSXNSINS. ( lucien laviscount, cismale, 29 ) I hear that ZANE WASHINGTON is looking for their EX GIRLFRIEND(S).. Word on the street is they look like FC UTP ( CIS OR TRANS FEMALES AGED 23 - 40 ), and that the last time they saw them was (0/4) SPORADIC DATES. ZANE OFTEN TRAVELED THE WORLD BEFORE HE GOT STUCK TAKING CARE OF THE FUNERAL HOME. HE HAD A HABIT OF BRINGING HIS GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME WITH HIM TO CHICAGO AND THEN DUMPING HER SOON AFTER. HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND HE WOULD HAVE LAST SEEN ONE MONTH AGO AND WOULD HAVE CAME BACK TO CHICAGO WITH HIM IN 2019 TO RUN THE FUNERAL HOME. THESE CHARACTERS CAN'T BE A CHICAGO NATIVE. ALL OTHER DETAILS ARE UTP. . You SHOULD reach out toCRIMSONFAUX. ( chance perdomo, cismale, 25 ) I hear that AUDRIC NOIRE is looking for their ELDER SIBLING. Word on the street is they look like LAKEITH STANFIELD, REGÉ JEAN PAGE, JEFF PIERRE, BJ BRITT, WUNMI MOSAKU, ALEX NEWELL, ALEXANDRA GREY, LUPITA NYONG'O, NATHAN STEWART-JARRETT, BRIAN MICHAEL SMITH, GUGU MBATHA-RAW, YAHYA ABDUL-MATEEN II, JAZZY JONES, ASHLEIGH MURRAY, ANY BLACK POC FC , and that the last time they saw them was IN A PHOTO WITH HIS FATHER. AUDRIC IS UNAWARE OF HIS FATHER'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY, ANY SIBLINGS ETC, AND HIS FATHER HAS SINCE PASSED. You SHOULD reach out to CRIMSONFAUX. ( emma watson, cis female, 26 ) I hear that KATERINA VASILE is looking for their RADIO COHOST. Word on the street is they look like DANIEL RADCLIFFE, BOO BOO STEWART, MADISON ISEMAN, LAURA HARRIER, REALLY ANY FC 25+,, and that the last time they saw them was TODAY.THE PAIR STARTED OUT WORKING FOR THE RADIO STUDIO SIX YEARS AGO. TOGETHER THEY MANAGED TO BUILD FROM A LITTLE EVENING SHOW TO ONE OF THE BIGGEST BREAKFAST SHOWS IN THE CITY. THEY’RE REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS AND KNOW THAT THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS WHY EVERYTHING WORKS SO WELL FOR THEM. THIS MEMBER WOULD HAVE TO BE A CIVILIAN OR VASILE AFFILIATED. You SHOULD NOT reach out to ROSESJUSTDIE. ( zendaya, female, 22 ) I hear that DIAMOND WASHINGTON is looking for their PERSONAL ASSISTANT. Word on the street is they look like UTP ANY GENDER, and that the last time they saw them was A DAY AGO, WHEN THEY CAME OVER TO CHECK ON DIAMOND - CHECKING ON HER WAS A NEARLY DAILY THING…IF IT WASN’T FOR HER ASSISTANT, DIAMOND’S LIFE WOULD BE CHAOS. SHE LITERALLY DEPENDS ON THEM FOR EVERYTHING. THEY HAVE BEEN DIAMOND’S PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR THE PASSED FOUR YEARS, AND THE TWO OF THEM HAVE BECOME EXTREMELY CLOSE. THEY TAKE THEIR JOB SERIOUSLY AND MAKE SURE THAT DIAMOND’S DAILY SCHEDULE IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY. THEY’VE VERY MUCH BECOME LIKE AN OLDER SIBLING / BEST FRIEND TO DIAMOND. THE TWO MEET UP NEARLY DAILY FOR WORK AND NON-WORK RELATED HANGOUTS. OUT OF EVERYONE ELSE IN DIAMOND’S LIFE (EVEN HER FAMILY), HER PA IS THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY KNOWS OF THE STRUGGLES DIAMOND IS GOING THROUGH, MENTALLY. THIS WC CAN BE ANY GENDER, ANY FC, SO LONG AS THEY’RE 25+ IN AGE You SHOULD NOT / BUT CAN reach out to SILVERNCRIMSON. ( lauren cohan, cisfemale, 33) I hear that EDITH COHEN is looking for their SOBER COACH. Word on the street is they look like ANY FC (25+), and the last time they saw them was I HAVE A FEW IDEAS TO BOUNCE AROUND ABOUT THEM. I DON’T PLAN ON THIS BEING A SHIPPY CONNECTION. THIS PERSON WILL HELP BRIDGE HER SOBRIETY SO SHE CAN START TO FLY AGAIN. You SHOULD reach out to CRIMSONFAUX. . ( luke pasqualino, cismale, 36 ) I hear that OLIVER FAUST is looking for their PSEUDO CHILD.. Word on the street is they look like TOM HOLLAND, YARA SHAHIDI, SOPHIE TURNER, ALEX WOLFF,TAYLOR HICKSON, JEREMY SHADA, JOEL COURTNEY, KATHRYN NEWTON, ALISHA BOE, BENJAMIN WADSWORTH,NICK ROBINSON, JACK MULHERN, FROY GUTIERREZ, ELLIOT FLETCHER, DYLAN SPRAYBERRY,GIORGIA WHIGHAM, JOACOB ELORDI,LIANA LIBERTO, DIANA SILVERS,SAMANTHA LOGAN, LULU ANTARIKSA, DYLAN MINNETE, MADISON PETTIS, HUNTER SCHAFER, JAZ SINCLAIR, FC UTP, GENDER & ETHNICITY UTP. CHARACTER AGE PREF TO BE 21-25, and that the last time they saw them was UTP GOOD WITH EITHER YESTERDAY OR END OF 2020.OLIVER TOOK YOUR CHARACTER UNDER HIS WING WHEN HE WAS TEENAGER AND YOUR CHARACTER WAS AROUND 5-7. YOUR CHARACTER SEES HIM AS A PARENTAL FIGURE AFTER YOUR CHARACTER WAS ORPHANED. THEY WOULD BE A PART OF THE FAUST CRIME FAMILY. PLS REACH OUT TO BRAINSTORM! . You SHOULD reach out toCRIMSONFAUX.

#appless rp #town rp #crime rp #oc rp #mature rp

[anxiety-trademark]

The week in review:

Raw 12/14 NXT 12/16 NXT UK 12/17 Smackdown 12/18 TLC 12/20 + Main Event 12/17

Raw:

“This Sunday at tlc, it’s gonna be you and me against Nia and Shayna,” Lana says to Asuka, as a quiet ‘woo’ can be heard in the distance.

Lana facing her fears and fighting Nia Jax makes her the bravest person Asuka knows. Rolling. Fucking Asuka. ASUKA. wwe, stop.

Why isn’t Asuka accompanying Lana to the ring?

I like Lana’s gear.

Joe just compared Lana to a mosquito, goodbye.

Oh snap look how fast Lana did that headscissors takedown. We’re witnessing her progression, ladies and gents.

You know, I knew Lana would win this match, I knew exactly how she would win this match, but jfc what a treat watching it myself. 

Nia’s face lmfao.

Shayna wrecking Asuka so she can’t save Lana from her inevitable fate. Still curious on whether or not this beatdown injured her, if she was injured going into the match, or if it was all really just a storyline.

Yikes this is sad.

Man that leg drop onto Lana’s ankle actually looked kinda wicked, ngl.

*distant woo intensifies*

Wow we got real tears from Lana. Points.

Becky and Charlotte have been gone, Alexa hasn’t been on tv, the Raw women’s championship has become a meaningless prop... what a dead period for this roster.

Hi why is this match happening?

I will never not be impressed by Dana’s entrance.

Is Mandy actually hurt? Why did they take her off tv for so long? Is Shayna the resident kayfabe shelver? “Hey this girl is actually injured, have her written off by Shayna” ?? Cuz I know they’re not splitting Dana and Mandy up, and Dana has been on tv every week since Mandy left. Must be genuine.

These 2 are running roughshod over the entire division at this point.

OH SHIT MANDY’S BACK WITH A KENDO STICK

Lmfao the babyfaces are fucking done with Nia and Shayna. Honestly that’s great, I love it when babyfaces band together to stand up to dominant duos. This has been going on long enough. They took out Mandy, took out Lana, were about to take out Dana. Totally fair.

Highlight: Lana getting a clean win over Nia & being taken out so my queen can return

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NXT:

It’s a funny thing with Toni and Rhea. Toni says she’s the reason Rhea came to nxt, but she’s also the reason I became such a huge fan of Rhea’s. Heard they were having some big TakeOver match and everyone was always praising Toni. So I checked into Blackpool solely to see what the Toni Storm fuss was about, and I left that ppv solely impressed by Rhea Ripley. Then I took particular notice of Rhea in the Royal Rumble a few weeks later, and I’ve been watching NXT UK for her ever since (til she moved). To see her growth has been tremendous, and she’s so young. Such a bright future.

The music to this is great.

Toni says she isn’t scared of Rhea, as if Rhea’s mere theme music didn’t scare the absolute shit out of Toni the week prior lol.

Toni’s not even a terrible promo, but the timing of her blinks could not be worse. Yes, it matters.

I can’t stop laughing at how fucking intensely Shotzi started this interview.

She does pissed off interviews well. I can feel her annoyance.

Really don’t want to see a Candice/Shotzi feud tbh but okay, I’ll try.

aaand there’s the howl. Awful.

Lmfao Rhea called Toni a piece of trash. This is gonna be interesting to see with the alignments reversed.

I don’t remember who won this match, but I’m betting it was Toni. Which is fair tbh. Rhea is probably on the “put some peeps over before moving up to the main roster” path that everyone in the women’s division walks on. They always eat at least one monumental, or a couple meaningful, loss(es).

Oh man that is fucked up. To not only be forced to continue punching/kicking a human (fun fact: the person on the offense takes quite the damage doing so) but to have the defenseless victim bleed out and beg for you to stop. That’s rough.

This was shot really well. That music holy shit, I’m creeped out. It’s like a horror movie.

I see the point. Numbs him to pain and breaks his will, while numbing her to mercy. Ruthless stuff.

Oh are we finally done with Indi’s neck brace? Cool.

I can’t believe wwe invested in this upgraded tank. I still don’t think it’d work on the MR, but points to the boss for shelling out the cash.

Wtf was that stumble and “fall” by Indi lmao.

If Candice was a real bully, she’d distract Shotzi by fucking with her tank at ringside.

Indi does need a mentor, she’s a hell of a lot greener than my mutuals have made it sound. oof.

Shotzi looks like she has no idea how to work with Indi, and Indi looks gassed, confused, and slow as hell.

All Indi knows it going from spot to spot while Shotzi waits around for her to get there.

Lol Indi failed at getting a dirty win. I don’t really care if this is a part of her The Way storyline, what a mess.

The only redeeming part of this piss poor segment was Theory shaking the troll’s head at Shotzi.

I’ll give wwe an extra $9.99 if they let this match have a clean ending.

“[Rhea] was at one point the biggest superstar in the world,” that isn’t even close to being true because Becky Lynch exists, but I’ll let it slide and pretend you said “in nxt”.

Their paths will be so similar to Becky and Charlotte in the future.

Wow what a sequence. That would’ve received an applause on the MR. Traded headlocks for restholds, threw around their strength, then went into a battle of pinfall reversals. Instead of following that with some stalemate, they didn’t take a breath and proceeded to dance with each other and showcase some chemistry before rolling back into a battle of pinfall reversals. The sequence started with a kick by Toni to Rhea’s midsection, and it ends with a kick by Rhea to Toni’s midsection. Peep that match production, good stuff.

My, my, those slaps to Toni’s back. Whew.

Yeah actually it’s really fucking cool that these 2 get to main event nxt together, come to think of it.

They sell well for each other.

Rhea has the best dropkicks, lesbireal.

Holy shit Toni’s headbutts make my own head hurt. God I wish she wouldn’t. Most people put their hands between the heads so no contact can be made, but Toni’s just like “lol fuck it”

This is a great match. This duo works a lot better with these specific alignments. Watching face Toni try to chop down Rhea is not as good as heel Toni being impossibly hard for Rhea to put away.

Women’s matches and never having a clean ending. Name a more iconic duo. Winter of overbooked women’s matches continues.

Like I had guessed Toni was gonna win anyway, but fucking come on.

*Bonus* online exclusive: Toni says playing by the rules got her diddly and squat, but like... she was a champion lol. “It ain’t even Toni time right now, it’s party time.” Alright.

Highlight: Rhea vs Toni minus the ending

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NXT UK:

I don’t know why we’re getting Isla Dawn vs KLR but anytime I get to see KLR fight, I’m here for it.

Hell even Isla’s song never kicks it out of first gear. Song has so much potential but it never goes to the next level.

Ahhhh my Scottish queen is here.

No, don’t compare Sasha’s basement meteora to the double knees Isla did. That was pitiful.

Anyway, KLR vs any of the 4hw would be fantastic, take my money. Sasha, Bayley, Charlotte, or the woman KLR wanted to face at TO Dublin, Dublin native Becky Lynch.

That back body drop is horrendous as a finisher. It’s like when Becky won her debut match the exploder suplex. Awful lmao. Imagine if KLR lost to a back body drop ffs.

You don’t get to be this frustrated for not being able to beat the champion when you’ve only been fighting for like 3 mins.

Isla’s pisspoor speed going in the corner, and her pisspoor roll off of KLR’s tornado ddt. Shame.

Such a clean transition from a failed pinfall attempt into a submission by KLR, whew.

This whole match was just a flex by KLR lmao.

There was a time where we had Becky Lynch, Bayley, Rhea Ripley and KLR as our champions. Wow, take me back plz.

The background music of this stupid recording is so unnecessarily dramatic, wow.

All for the delivery of a chair. Of a fucking chair. Piper... shut up and handle your shit.

For someone so much larger than the little man, Piper is insanely unintimidating.

Highlight: I got to see KLR wrestle

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Smackdown:

Bayley does run her mouth a lot. She’s kind of the EST at saying dumb shit that gets her into trouble lmao.

Bianca is so friggin good at interviews and in backstage segments. She hasn’t received much of a chance to do promos in the ring, let alone obviously to a live crowd, but I hope she shines there, too.

Has Liv reverted back to being a dumb blonde, or is it drugs? Stop letting her speak.

Love Riott Squad’s everchanging gear. Wonder who makes it for them.

Billie Kay claims that she’s a ‘seasoned’ ring announcer, and somehow that would not surprise me.

Tamina “get the fuck out of my face until I get a nap and a vat of coffee” Snuka, everyone.

Lmfaooo Tamina fucking chucked Liv across the damn ring. What a good job by Liv.

Ruby is exceptional at running the ropes. She gets a good spring off of it.

Tamina’s hair is always so beautiful, she gets points there.

Dropkick into a faceplant. Billie Kay gets pinned rofl. She’s so bad at wrestling and yet here I am ridiculously entertained.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with Carmella’s current persona, but man I wish she’d come out in a cut off tank top, camo pants, high tops and a printed hat.

I mean people are at home cuz covid, but go off.

Aye putting over Sasha. Good heel Mella.

Sasha has held the title for like a whopping 2 months and we’re already marking calendars. Sad.

In kf, Sasha is kind of mentally weak, so I’ll give Mella that. I’m not sure what it’s gonna take to shake that perception, either.

“Who is Sasha Banks if she’s not the Boss? Who is Sasha Banks if she’s not the best? It’s sad because that’s a question that not even Sasha Banks knows the answer too.” So I get that wwe are trying to help Sasha develop and fight off her past demons, but man these women are ripping her a new one. Sasha’s only 29 so she can grow and develop however she wants, but jeeze. Salt, meet the dagger Bayley stuck in Sasha’s back.

I like Mella cuz she knows how to hype her opponent’s accolades and strengths while cutting an immaculate heel promo where she hits them RIGHT where it hurts. She’s a pro. Heels should take notes.

This music is like the Jazz Vibes playlist I always listen to.

She just called Sasha cheap and frantic lmaoooo

Oh damn Sasha be out here looking like MONEY. That girl has style, even if it doesn’t always hit with me, she got style.

oof the crack of that slap to Reggie.

OOF the crack of the bottle shattering over Sasha’s poor back. rip.

Match at TLC should’ve been a champagne match. That entails whatever your mind comes up with; pouring alcohol on your opponent, dumping their head in a bucket of ice, breaking bottles over spines. It don’t matter.

“You don’t see me going around here bragging about how damn good I am,” lmao WHAT. Bayley is equal parts delusional and obnoxiously annoying.

One size heel does not fit all, but I think her version suits her beautifully.

If I were her I’d pick your brain too, but I’d also want a match, cuz people leave matches with you looking as good as humanly possible. Equal parts selfless as well.

She didn’t lie, this was absolutely her putting Bianca on the map on the main roster.

wwe: wants to strap a rocket to Bianca and make her a star. Also fucking wwe: “lol no we’re not gonna show you her full entrance, cry more scrub.” 

Bayley still looks weird without a title.

Bayley mocks Bianca’s entrance and then gets swept onto the apron lmao. Idiot.

Bianca is a lot of flash and showboating, which is great from an entertainment standpoint, but she needs to do a little... less.

Fantastic snap of the hand against the led board. Bayley wrecking Bianca’s arm gonna hinder the flips.

“I’m the ER. I’m BET-TER. haha.” lmao Bayley is such a fucking dork. Got sent into the ring steps for her bravado. Love that there’s always immediate repercussions for Bayley’s arrogance.

Bayley turned midway going down onto Bianca’s knee for that backbreaker, there. Hope she doesn’t have a massive bruise. Looked like it’d leave a massive bruise.

3 things I’ll apparently never get to see again: Bianca’s hair whip, Bianca’s full entrance, and Bianca’s 450 splash. I’m tired.

These stupid fucking squats while Bianca is dangling off the top rope rofl I swear Bayley is something else. Girl knows how to entertain. “Bayley got a bit cute and Bianca made her pay,” story of Bayley’s life.

Beautiful spinebuster by Bianca. At least SOMEONE in the women’s division will use it.

Bit of a miscommunication there it seems. Bayley goes for a B2B, Bianca tries to block it, Bayley drops down to dodge and go for a cradle. She rolls Bianca all the way back, stands up and hesitates before running at Bianca with an elbow - even though Bianca is not in position to receive it - which Bianca counters by rolling Bayley up, but it was super obvious Bianca was just scouting the next spot. Bianca goes to pick her up for a powerbomb but Bayley has to kick out twice to prevent herself from being pinned while Bianca tries to lift her. That entire sequence was super messy.

Then Bianca nearly drops her lifting her all the way up lol. Yikes. Gotta be pretty fluent to pull that off. Not to plug my fav (but I’m totally gonna plug my fav); it’s a move Charlotte does in almost every match against Asuka or Becky, and you gotta be not only built to pull it off, but you need to have impeccable timing to make the transition look smooth. Extra points if you lift them off the mat RIGHT before a 3 (which Charlotte usually does)

Anyway, good match with a messy last 2 sequences. Bayley did what Bayley does best.

Highlight: Bayley vs Bianca

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TLC:

They really took Eva Marie and Sasha Banks’ characters and meshed them together while keeping Carmella’s obsession for animal print lol.

Really don’t like that gear. That’s a miss, Mikaze.

Beautiful arm drag. Sasha taking the idea of wrestling like a Lucha more seriously? Cuz she should, ain’t nobody else in the MR doing it.

Commentators say the trash talk is continuing, I say Sasha is quietly leading this match with a grimace. Peeped that “hit me”.

Carmella goes to suicide dive through the ropes just for Reggie to catch her, cept she got caught up and started turning in midair. Would’ve hit her neck and shoulder HARD had he not been there. Great catch indeed.

Sasha “rip my back” Banks.

Not to be douchey, but if you have to adjust your gear in the middle of a match and it’s not just to fill time or be used as character work, then you need to redesign your gear.

Sasha’s a great babyface once that bell rings man. I wish she could carry that energy everywhere.

Holy fuck that facebuster. SPIKED her head, oh my god. I have never seen anyone make a facebuster look so impactful. Points if intentional.

Oh the timing of Sasha blocking that superkick from legit connecting. God she’s good.

You know how I know this is a good match? I’m watching some of these near pinfalls and submissions knowing damn well Sasha’s gonna win, yet my anxiety is still spiking thinking Carmella might walk out with the title. I KNOW she doesn’t though lmao. Good sequences, believable offense, great near pinfalls. They work well together (I’m not surprised, Mella and Sasha both work well with almost anyone)

What a fantastic transition into the bank statement. Points.

That match should’ve ended by dq the second Reggie pulled Mella out. 

Sasha could’ve sold that double superkick pinfall attempt a little bit more.

Carmella having a breakdown. What does that mean? That means she’s about to lose this match lmao. There it is, not even 10 seconds later hahaha.

Sasha sells pain so damn well. Good for her. Good defense of her title. Points to Sasha, she’s phenomenal every time she has an actual match. Post-match and she’s already annoyed me though lol. Ugh. Maybe she’ll get it soon enough.

Nice “replay” wwe. Billion dollar company btw.

Billie, drawing a horizontal line is not how you write ‘clairvoyant’. 

“proficient in Japanese” aw Asuka was so excited for a split second lmao.

Oh no, she made a mask to match Asuka’s with a paper plate. Oh no no no. Travesty. 

Ugh I’m so excited. I’ve already seen this and yet I’m excited. Here we are, the whole damn reason I started catching up on everything I basically refused to watch since June 22.

SHE LOOKS LIKE MONEY, WHEW. The queen IS back. She’s so fucking beautiful man.

Love how annoyed Nia looks. This is your comeuppance tbh. Could’ve just faced a measly Lana, but no, you had to play too much.

Really Charlotte shouldn’t be in the tag division, and really she shouldn’t give half of a fuck about Asuka, but we’ll get to that more in the future since this is already nearly 2 months old.

Nia’s doing a great job selling Charlotte’s return, and she’s not even active in the match rn. She does good work.

Bad camera angle on Asuka hitting the ring post.

Asuka getting wrecked lol.

I really despise that the Raw women’s championship was tied up in all of these storylines that have nothing to do with the Raw women’s championship. The Lana crap, the Charlotte crap, the tag teaming in general crap.

In hindsight, I now find it curious that Ric Flair was in the back for this match. Very curious. I swear, if the past 2 real time months weren’t a part of some master plan the Flairs came up with together, I will be SHOCKED.

Charlotte’s fucking crazy for doing those moonsaults to the outside though, for real. I know she was a gymnast and an exceptional cheerleader, but MAN you could not pay me to do fucking blind back flips that high up. Crazy.

She should’ve given us a spear in this match. I wanna go rewatch her work just to see some spears.

Good match. They needed to not focus on destroying Asuka for as long as they did, pacing was off for a little bit there.

Love how Charlotte sticks her tongue out when she bridges up into the figure 8. She’s such an asshole lmao.

If I could’ve changed one thing about that finish, I would’ve had Charlotte bounce off the ropes before hitting Natural Selection. Other than that, it was great.

Charlotte looks good with a title, idk *shrug*

The way Charlotte looked over at Asuka though. I really don’t trust her in hindsight lol.

Like how this Firefly Funhouse is setting the spotlight on Alexa before Bray takes his leave of absence, only wish she hadn’t missed 2-3 wks of tv.

What a fun way of running a video package.

Inferno matches are insane and I’m not sure why anyone would participate in such.

Think it’s smart they’re both leaving their jackets on tbh.

Alright that was cool. The way Fiend called up the flames was fucking cool. It looks amazing aesthetically. They could’ve never done the set quite like this if there had been fans.

WE HAVE STRAPS?! IS FIRE NOT ENOUGH?!? Man. Randy is a fucking trooper.

Guys. Guys excuse me, that strap is on fire, can... can we not, please??

Man is swinging a god damn pick axe at Randy Orton, I--

I hope that wasn’t actually flammable liquid cuz otherwise Randy is now soaked in it, and that’s insanely dangerous. Oh that’s great editing. So it was flammable, but Randy was out of the chair before the fire rushed at him. Also covered the chair in blood. That was cool.

Orton just pull the damn string out of the jacket real quick lol.

Caught Orton’s attempt at an rko with a mandable claw. Points.

Can someone... put him out? Editing trick? Were the flames real? Am I real??

Shouldn’t the bell ring? Match is over, right??

The dummy was kind of obvious ngl. Not to sound like an asshole, but they should’ve made it a bit thicker and more solid lol. Doesn’t really take me out of it though, cuz even though I’m sure it was a stunt double that got lit on fire by the ramp, someone was on fucking fire, and that’s intimidating in itself.

Also the dummy is melting. I’d say they should’ve used pig meat, but I’m sure vegans and animal rights activists would’ve had a field day writing to Snickers about that.

Was a good match, for what it was. I was entertained.

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*BONUS*

Main Event:

“Nasty Nikki” lol okay.

“The only reason people even know you exist is because you were Alexa Bliss’ best friend,” ouch. Truth is pain.

Ahahahah Lacey has hand sanitizer again. 

Love that submission Lacey jumped into through the ropes, plus an eye rake. Fantastic.

That’s curious. Lacey and Peyton are arguing over the hand sanitizer as Lacey wants to squirt it on Nikki, while Peyton is claiming it’ll get her DQd. Now I’m on Peyton’s side in the sense that it should absolutely be illegal, but Lacey’s done it in a match against Nikki before, sooo ???

I like how Nikki fell trying to get back into the ring before the 10 count. Adds credibility.

Haha Nikki gets the pinfall over Lacey because Peyton was being a nuisance on the outside. Lacey big mad. That’s great.

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*Smackdown easily shined the brightest in what was a great week of wrestling. Utilized 8 women in 3 different storylines, couldn’t possibly complain about that.

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