#Call your agent

[cemeterything]

idc about "toxic traits" or "red flags" whats your fatal flaw

#🐉 #in the interest of sharing mine is that i cant stand to not be who i say i am #which means that i refuse to expect anyone to do anything im not willing to do myself #and if anyone tries to call my bluff ill do anything to prove them wrong #'haha you wont do it' is like a sleeper agent activation phrase for me #you dont have to share your fatal flaws in the tags though this is first and foremost a sillypost

[theabigailthorn]

spent ages preparing to audition for a role I really really wanted and it's looking like (still unconfirmed) they might not even be holding auditions at all but have just given it to someone directly

which, meh, that sucks but that's the industry!

I'm just like now what? I spent a lot of my free time the last few months prepping and I genuinely don't know what to do with myself now!

#guess I'll... have a bath? #call my mum? #keep prepping anyway on the off chance the rumours are false? #I already asked my agent to investigate but she can't find out either! #that's hollywood baybeeee #sorry mario your blorbo is in another show #I should get myself a treat as a reward for all my hard work even though it didn't work out #I have 3 criteria for this sort of thing and if I tick them all off I can walk away happy #Did I approach it from curiosity not ambition? #Did I make it known in the industry that I wanted the role? #Did I prepare for the role? #I did all three of those things so audition or no audition I can hold my head up high #might get myself one of those nice cookie dough brownies from the coffee stand this week as a consolation prize

[spacedace]

So like...Danny as Ghost King getting to help sort people into the correct/prefered afterlives, and talking with all the Justice League peeps to figure out what they want/where they want to go ahead of time like it's a pension plan or like he's a Travel Agent.

Like he gives tours around various afterlives around the Ghost Zone, offers up different "packages" they can choose from.

"With the Ghost Package you can come back to the living realm, but you will be locked in with an Obsession - it's not as bad as it sounds, but we can go into more detail later on what it entails if you're interested - and you will be bound to a particular Haunt. Also my parents might try to capture and experiment on you."

"Unfortunately you don't qualify for the Revenant package due to how many times you've already died and come back, but I *can* get you set up with one of our Reincarnation representatives if returning to the living world is something you are interested in."

"Guardian Spirit is a popular choice, so there is a bit of a waiting time in terms of getting paperwork processed, but if you sign up for it now while you're still alive all that can be done ahead of time and you can jump right in once you pass on. You will need to make sure you regularly update the list of who you will be watching over considering your propensity for adoption."

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #justice league #after life planning agent Danny #Danny: If there are any deities or higher powers you want to talk to after you die let me know #Danny: of course you're allowed to beat the shit out of a god in your afterlife thats like half the fun of being dead #The Infinite Realms: Where Your Afterlife Choices are Infinite #call your local half dead boy god king today to see what Afterlives you qualify for today #(Infinite Realms is not responsible if you are content with your death and afterlife only and your living loved ones - #- bring you back to life out of grief and desperation only to find that you have come back changed.) #danny fenton #ghost king danny

[flareboi]

puts him in casual outfit 👍

#mr shady whys your waist so snatched. for other men to grab? whore. #the other men are the other mercs btw (regardless of gender). and victim also. polyshipping 🔥🔥 #my art #ava agent smith #ava pivot #ava shady #guys why are we calling him by like 5 different names #animator vs animation #gijinka #i guess #hhrgehgr i need to kiss him

[friedwizardwhispers]

Live Cheng Xiaoshi reaction to Cheng Xiaoshi's recklessness:

#this was the funniest thing that ever happened #when you are too reckless even your own future self calls you an idiot #cheng xiaoshi #link click #shi guang dai li ren #shiguang daili ren #time agents

[figofswords]

wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands

#‘it’s like coffee but not good’ #while a cup of black tea does have a great deal less caffeine in it than coffee #it also has a stimulant called l-theanine which is NOT found in coffee #and the more complex combination of the two stimulants hit your system much more slowly #which is why tea doesn’t give you jitters like coffee does #anyone who’s like wow I need my coffee to survive but I hate that it makes me nauseous and gives me heart palpitations and bad breath #to you I say. wean yourself off coffee and onto tea!!!!!!! #but WAIT I can keep going. nauseous? ginger tea. sore throat? peppermint contains menthol which works as a numbing agent #green and black teas are both very high in antioxidants #chamomile and lavender do both have a calming affect #BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TASTE I hear you say #IT TASTES LIKE GRASS. try a floral tea or a black tea or chai or Thai tea #ITS SO BITTER you’re either steeping it for too long or the water you’re using is too hot #not to sound like I’m fucking uncle iroh or something I just apparnerlt have strong thoughts and feelings about tea #I can’t handle ppl going ugh I hate tea and it’s like. overbrewed lipton in microwaved tap water. #anyway MY favorites are jasmine and lavender earl grey #and currently I’m really into this corn silk tea my brother bought me at h mart #it’s like gen mai cha but even more #congrats for making it this far into my tea rant tags. if you comment your tastes I can give you a personalized tea recommendation

[zofi-persson-quotes]

Ballista (1,53 m): could you guys at least try to see from my perspective?

Sign (1,77 m): crouches down

Shady (1,78 m): kneels down

Primal (1,83 m): sits on the floor

Ballista:

Ballista: I hate all of you.

#alan becker #animator vs animation #animation vs animator #animation vs minecraft #Zofi's Quotes #My Au #ava mercenaries #ava ballista #ava primal #ava sign #ava agent smith #(I call Agent Smith Shady. Got attached to that name) #They're siblings your honour

[sanghost]

I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO POST THIS AAAA

happy anniversary to splatoon 3 i will never be the same because of you<3

i have this lil headcanon that captain 3 has this little tradition where they go to see the great zapfish every year after they first saved it - so what if they brought their little sibling protégé with them the year after they saved it

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #agent 3 #captain 3 #new agent 3 #neo agent 3 #what are we calling them did we ever decide #your honor they are siblings #my art

[scftm1ttens]

playing valorant basically gives you a new nickname

#like they call you by your agent name #i like being called deadlock #valorant #evie’s posts #evie’s valorant posts

[nirogryphon]

You're stuck in a pattern, boy. This won't end well for you. You might as well accept it.

#nyan does the arts #splatoon #inkling #sanitized inkling #agent 4 #side order #what are we even calling evil 4 #i've been calling that whole concept #corrupted agent 4 #evil agent 4 #is another good one #beans #sorry beans you will now relive your worst nightmare again

[agent-calivide]

I don’t have the headspace for an entire new fic because I just started one bUT

Consider with me:

Handler has been getting progressively more and more worried about Phoenix, we see this in game. He’s gone from “oh haha, those escape pods are death traps!” To “Hold on agent- I’m putting on my wetsuit, I’ll be there, I’ll save you!”

So, story spin with me.

Handler watches as Phoenix is assigned to a mission, one much like all the others where it’s a multi-mission long assignment where Phoenix has to save the day. But things get more dangerous with each mission, not just more dangerous, more deadly. Handler has had to watch his agent “die” 3 times. He’s grieved them. He’s felt relief in their survival. He’s grown so attached to them.

And he’s watching them go into a dangerous mission and has to face the possibility of losing them again. But he can’t take it, he just can’t. So he pulls a couple strings, cashes in an IOU, and has Phoenix removed from the mission.

But Phoenix isn’t happy. Far from it actually. They’re so angry and upset, they’ve put so much time and energy into this mission, they almost caught up with the culprit, only to get pulled off at the last second?! How is that fair? The risks are part of the job, Handler knows that!

The two get into a massive fight, Phoenix arguing that Handler’s not their father and can’t just take them off missions he deems too dangerous, and Handler begging them to not make him lose them again. That he can’t handle mourning them again.

Phoenix just scoffs and storms off, and Handler has to just be left to his own devices…

#i expect you to die #ieytd #ieytd fandom #agent phoenix #ieytd handler #here’s your daily dose of angst #this could get so much worse #Phoenix could go rogue and take the mission #and get wounded #or captured #and handler would just be left in the dark on what happened to his agent #because they didn’t take their com with them #because they went rogue technically #and Phoenix would have to realize that handler was right #and now they’re in trouble #but they have no way to call for help

[joltning]

the more and more people point out caros absense from the s19 trailer the more I miss her

#carolina girl come back if you’re not important I kill myself #pls girl your ​freelancer traumabudding is calling for you #rvb #red vs blue #txt #rvb carolina #carolina rvb #agent carolina

[spacedace]

So like...Danny as Ghost King getting to help sort people into the correct/prefered afterlives, and talking with all the Justice League peeps to figure out what they want/where they want to go ahead of time like it's a pension plan or like he's a Travel Agent.

Like he gives tours around various afterlives around the Ghost Zone, offers up different "packages" they can choose from.

"With the Ghost Package you can come back to the living realm, but you will be locked in with an Obsession - it's not as bad as it sounds, but we can go into more detail later on what it entails if you're interested - and you will be bound to a particular Haunt. Also my parents might try to capture and experiment on you."

"Unfortunately you don't apply for the Revenant package due to how many times you've already died and come back, but I *can* get you set up with one of our Reincarnation representatives if returning to the living world is something you are interested in."

"Guardian Spirit is a popular choice, so there is a bit of a waiting time in terms of getting paperwork processed, but if you sign up for it now while you're still alive all that can be done ahead of time and you can jump right in once you pass on. You will need to make sure you regularly update the list of who you will be watching over considering your propensity for adoption."

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #justice league #after life planning agent Danny #Danny: If there are any deities or higher powers you want to talk to after you die let me know #Danny: of course you're allowed to beat the shit out of a god in your afterlife thats like half the fun of being dead #The Infinite Realms: Where Your Afterlife Choices are Infinite #call your local half dead boy god king today to see what Afterlives you qualify for today #(Infinite Realms is not responsible if you are content with your death and afterlife only and your living loved ones - #- bring you back to life out of grief and desperation only to find that you have come back changed.) #danny fenton #ghost king danny

[stupid-puppycat]

i hate (love) the original image so fucking much you have no idea

#agent 8 #agent 4 #4 #8 #splatoon #agent 32 #is their ship also called agent 12 or is that a 3 x 4 ship name #agent 4 i fucking hate your fukcing boots WHY DO THEY REACH YOUR KNEES!!! UHDGSDAH #also i made 4 too tall on this one sniff

[littlestellababy27]

Only one of these feels like the “real” me.

#stella shows #stella says #stella’s q #I’m just a goofy nerd who wears t-shirts and plays D&D #someone said the red dress looks like a real estate agent photo #put me on a bus bench #your new home is just a phone call away!

[munchboxart]

My friend is trying to get me into shipping the agents and this is the most I will do for her

#she wants me to call it agent 12 and i refuse to #its a stupid ship name #fuck you and your math #agent 34 #agent 3 #agent 4 #splatoon #munch art #my sketches