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linolinadoon · 8 months
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Nyxen: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? How many times have you passed something on the street and you just didn’t notice It?
Calicary: Stay woke monsterfuckers! Your love is out there!
Nyxen: Not my point at all, but I’m glad I could be an inspiration.
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linadoon-draws · 10 months
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CATS humans - A very colorful family! 🏳️‍🌈
Bunch of queers, and Calicary haha
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fingerless-glovez · 3 years
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Alright, so since I'm obsessed with @linadoonofficial 's tuggoffelees kittens, I have an idea.
The 7 kittens as John Mulaney
Pysia: And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled: "Fuck da po-lice! Fuck da po-lice!" And everyone else joined in.
Asteria: And I was like, "Oh, no no no no no no no no no no no. That will not be necessary. If you are looking to make this up to me, might I suggest a gift certificate of some kind?"
Nyxen: Did that make you uncomfortable? Well, guess what? You’re adults and he’s not even here! So try being seven years old and you’re sitting five feet away from him- He’s still got blood on his shoes!
Calicary: Hey Dad, can I have a silver money clip with a $50 bill in it, please? Don't worry, I'm only gonna chuck it into the gutter and run away at the first sign of trouble. The man with the mustache told me to do it!
Anália: And I had that thought, that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have. "Did... did I do that?"
Grizzabella: I've never been, uh, killed by hit men, so I don't know what it's like in the moments just before you're killed by hit men. But I bet it's not unlike when you're on the subway and you realize that a mariachi band is about to start playing. Just that brief moment where you're reading and you're like, "Oh, a guitar player. Oh, another guitar player. Oh, an accordion player— oh NO!"
Partriben: *whisper talking* And I said "Why??? Why do you do this????"
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@linadoonofficial OC, Calicary.
I love this boy
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The final facepaint for today, lil surprise that I just did off the fly:
In honor of Calicarys adventures, have a pretty terrible Calicary!
@linadoonofficial
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madamtrashbat · 3 years
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A new little vignette, this one about Calicary and Partriben.
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linolinadoon · 8 months
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Calicary: I can explain!
Mistoffelees: Ah, can you?
Calicary: If you give me thirty seconds to think up a lie...?
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linolinadoon · 8 months
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Calicary: I'm in love!
Partriben: How long have you known her?
Calicary: Cosmically, it feels like we've been intertwined-
Partriben: How long though?
Calicary: It feels like forever.
Partriben: How many hours?
Calicary:
Calicary: Seven.
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linolinadoon · 6 months
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Calicary: Papa, I need some advice. Rum Tum Tugger: I'm flattered that you came to me instead of Munkustrap! Calicary: Uncle Munk's busy. Rum Tum Tugger: Ah, well... Instead of your dad then... Calicary: He's the one I'm afraid of telling... Rum Tum Tugger: Rum Tum Tugger: I'm happy to be on the list.
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linolinadoon · 8 months
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Pysia, proudly: I'm a lesbian! Calicary: I thought you were british...?
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linolinadoon · 8 months
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Partriben: Just tell me what happened.
Calicary: Okay, but you have to promise that you won’t get mad...
Partriben: I promise.
Calicary: So I was minding my business-
Patriben: Bullshit!
Calicary: I was!
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linolinadoon · 8 months
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Mistoffelees: Cali, can I speak to you for a minute?
Calicary: Ooh, someone’s in trouble!
All other kittens: …
Calicary: It’s me. I don’t know why I did that.
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linolinadoon · 6 months
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Calicary: I thought I might stay over! Derizia: Why? Calicary: Because we're boyfriend and girlfriend! Derizia: But to do what? Calicary: Calicary: I'm actually not sure!
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linolinadoon · 6 months
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Partriben: Just don't try to do anything stupid... Calicary: Oh, it's okay! I don't need to try! Partriben: Calicary: :D Partriben: Partriben: Shut up.
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linolinadoon · 6 months
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Grizabella: We gotta find out the one responsible for this! It could be anyone! Partriben: Griz, it was Calicary. Grizabella: Calicary: *offended* Partriben: I mean, come on, it is always Calicary!
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fingerless-glovez · 3 years
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Since @linadoonofficial is basically one of my only sources of inspiration:
Partriben, happily napping in his human pet's house:
*CRASH*
Partriben: *eyes fly open* Oh no...
Calicary, from behind a closed window: PAR!!!:)
Partriben: CRAP...
Calicary: I've been looking everywhere for you! Is this your new house? Par! Par, look over here!
Partriben: Just ignore him, just ignore him, he'll go away if you just ignore him...
Calicary: Par! Par, look at me! I'm over here! Stop ignoring me! I LOVE YOU!!
Partriben: Go away go away go away-
Partriben's human: Awww, is this your friend? Do you want to come inside?
Partriben: NOOOO-
Partriben's human: *opens the window to let Calicary inside*
Calicary: PAR!!! \(>♡<)/
Partriben: Ugh...
Partriben's human: Awww... You two are just like brothers, aren't you?
Calicary: We sure are, nice lady!
Partriben: I have only been living in this house for 24 hours, HOW DID YOU FIND ME????
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