“does anyone ever wonder why quackity looks like the guy from the lorax?” - Badboyhalo
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lando and oscar in the mclaren x jack daniels video
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fuck- lately I’m so stuck on the thought of being stoic, quiet, cold museum employee tsukishima’s coworker that no matter how hard he tries to push from his mind- turns him on so heavily to the point that he fucks his hand in his office when he’s stayed late because he can’t get the thought of you out of his mind. And then eventually it turns into him with his cock rammed 8 inches deep into your dripping cunt- bending you harshly over his desk, spanking your ass while calling you a slut, breathy groans spilling from his lips desperately. It started happening so often that all he’d have to do is walk by you and gently run his hand over your hip and you’d be following him to wherever he wanted you.
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Hebrews 7:24-25 (NIV) -
but because Jesus lives forever, He has a permanent priesthood. Therefore He is able to save completely those who come to God through Him, because He always lives to intercede for them.
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What people assume im listening to when i wear headphones
What im actually listening to
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When he fills you completely, repeatedly.
Six Sexy Words
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Wednesday: "Yes"
*Enid balls her hands into fists to stop her overwhelming excitement*
Ajax: *trying to see Enid from behind Wednesday* "I meant what I said too"
Thing: *signs to Enid* "Don't listen to this man"
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Not to be normal about Team Rancher again but can we talk about the Soulmate Trials.
Because they passed that thing with flying colors. Not because they were perfect in all the disciplines, in fact they messed up 2/3 of them, but because, just as they had done the entire season, they never even hesitated in forgiving each other. Instead they took everything in stride.
Jimmy gets absolutely rammed by the goat? Tango just laughs. He doesn't get angry, or makes fun of Jimmy.
When Tango doesn't place the water soon enough? They just joke about it, saying that they should work on their team building. Jimmy doesn't hold it against him.
When they're in the ice box and Scott tells them they can talk out any issues they have, what do they do? Jimmy makes a dumb pun and they both just laugh delightedly at it. And that's the thing.
The whole time of the trials, there's so much laughter. They're just being silly and having fun. They don't get angry at each other's mistakes, they accept each other as they are. They don't care about the trials, or their results, because they already know that the two of them trust each other unconditionally. And some silly test could never shake that trust, that acceptance and love. It was never even a question.
And in a way, I wonder if that's the real lesson of the trials. Not that you have to be perfect in order to be a good soulmate, but that you have to accept both your soulmate's strengths and weaknesses. That you have to show that you trust and cherish your soulmate much more than the results of a few tests and the words of someone calling himself a professional. And I wonder if Team Rancher have been the only ones able to do that thus far
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rooster: c'mon mav, do some of that pilot shit
also rooster whenever mav does any of his pilot shit: hooooly shit
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Btw redacted nation reminder that the vampire's eyes turn black when they're hungry twilight style
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