#CHRIS EVANS WOULD NEVER

[yourbuckies]

— Charles Bukowski, A Vote for the Gentle Light

#stucky #stevebucky #stevebuckyedit #steve rogers #bucky barnes #steverogersedit #buckybarnesedit #marveledit #mcuedit #sebastian stan #chris evans #usergosling #mine #huh i didn't realize how similar the silhouettes are on those last two until now #for the record that last silhouette is from the safehouse in cw i would never repeat gifs in a set #i only endlessly repeat the same concept :)

[dungeonpuppykai]

I am not saying I want Steve Rogers to bend me over his desk and whip my ass to get me to do/finish my homework but that's exactly what I am saying.

#or any cevans daddy #or grizzly ass bucky #please i need the motivation #god #i hate math and i hate homework and i hate study #omg but andy would fit in the scene so well too #i need my ass beaten honestly or i am never gonna study properly #kai rambles #chris evans #chris evans characters #chris evans character fanfiction #steve rogers fanfiction #steve rogers smut #steve rogers imagine #steve rogers #steve rogers x reader #chris evans character x reader #steve rogers x smut #steve rodgers x reader

[buttercupbuck]

“in AA, there’s this idea that you take inventory of your life...”

[image description: two large gifs of evan buckley from season 6 episode 1.

gif 1: buck sits on the edge of the firetruck and tells bobby, “i think i’m afraid of making a mistake again.”

gif 2: talking about his lasagna with eddie and chris, buck says, “and it only took me three tries to get it right.”

/end ID]

#idk i think this whole thing is just so interesting #because even if it he's not fully aware of the extent of his feelings for eddie yet. which idk if he is #he still feels how right it is to be with eddie and chris and to have them in his place and to cook them a lasagna he's labored over #he still feels that feeling of home and love and safety he never thought he'd get #but the acknowledgment of that and everything they mean to him would be putting him in a place where he feels he would make a mistake & fail #so it's easier to not. to not acknowledge. to not consider that future. to commit to a life alone and to a career-driven existence #anyway idk! #evan buckley #buddie #buckley diaz family #911 on fox #911 fox #911 spoilers #9-1-1 #911 #911edit #alicia edits

[amarriageoftrueminds]

thinking about how they had to age up comics Bucky to avoid the gay connotations

and despite villainizing him still had to pair him & Steve off with women while they’re sneaking off to meet each other

and had to give Steve a girlfriend to de-gay his reunion with openly-gay Arnie Roth...

And then MCU Steve is SO obsessed with Bucky that they had to give them beards every time they're alone together in public, and then had to cut down on their screen time together, keep them physically separated in frame, forbid one character from even mentioning the other, separate them in time, and kill one of them off.

And I'm just like

Guys.

You do realise that actually straight characters wouldn't need all this 'fixing', right??

#stucky #steve rogers #bucky barnes #MCU #chris evans #sebastian stan #mcu meta #meta #steve meta #bucky meta #stucky meta #no one's feverishly cutting scenes and saying 'we need to cast a random nameless female to hang on starlord's arm #cuz otherwise his entire arc is just a gay love story and it'll be trending all over twitter' #mindblowing how Tony is IN THE MOVIE joking about holding Rhodey's dick #and yet ZERO steps had to be taken to prevent THEM from being read as an Epic Gay Romance for the Ages or w/e #but Steve & Bucky merely sit on adjacent pub stools and suddenly it's *GayPanicStations* 🙄💅 #STRAIGHT CHARACTERS DON'T NEED TO BE *ACTIVELY PREVENTED* FROM COMING ACROSS AS QUEER #CUZ IT WOULD SIMPLY NEVER BE AN ISSUE IN THE FIRST PLACE??? #kevin feige bursting into the writers room to derail their script #because steve briefly touched bucky's shoulder while they were alone together... #...and now 3 entire movies worth of fragile atwell-ass-kissing compet has crumbled like a shitty dry cookie #if that's all it took it's because they're fucking gay kevin

[p4nishers]

thinking very much about the "the will was eddies love confession" theory cause oh my god can YOU IMAGINE????? it was even framed as a whole ass love confession. like that was a romantic scene, in an episode where all the romantic couples are paired together THEY CHOSE TO PAIR THEM TOGETHER. but if we push that aside, he literally gave his HEART to buck (heart theory, anyone?), LEGALLY BINDING HIM to the diazes. not only did he baby trap him, by putting him in the will he all but declared that buck is not allowed to die. also i mean just like, what if he really believed it would make all of his feelings perfectly clear and was prepared to say everything but BUCK TOOK IT AS EDDIE SETTING A BOUNDARY. AS EDDIE SAYING THAT HE'D BE THE BACKUP. im so sick. this man really looked at his best friend, who'd have DIED for him, who rather been shot then see eddie hurt and went 'yeah he needs to know, i need to tell him'. he was trying to confess his love and buck thought their relationship was falling apart. im gonna vomit.

yes also im implying eddie realized his feelings after he got shot and has KNOWN ever since then. and that makes me go out of my fucking mind. "no one will EVER fight for my son as hard as you" eddie was in love there. "because evan, you came in here the other day saying it would've been better if it was you who was shot. you act like you're expendable....but you're wrong" HE WAS IN LOVE THERE!!!!!!!

#NO IM NOT OVER THAT WHOLE ARC AND I NEVER WILL BE #ITS INSANE LIKE HE ACTUAL MADE BUCK CHRISTOPHERS LEGAL GUARDIAN!!!!! WHA THE FICK KS YOU DOING MR DIAZ I CANT #like how are they even denying it at this point HE WROTE HIM INTO HIS WILL TWO YEARS AFTER MEETING HIM. #HE ALMOST DIED IN THAT WELL AND HIS ONLY THOUGHT AFTER WAS MAKING SURE BUCK WOULD HAVE CHRIS IF HE DIED #FOOLERY!!!!! INSANITY #'dont you need my consent or smth?' 'my lawyer said you could refuse but...' 'you know i wouldn't' 'i know you wouldn't' SICK TO MY STOMACH #HE KNEW BUCK WOULDN'T REFUSE!!!!!!!!!! #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 fox #911 spoilers #911 s4 #buddie 911 #911 show

[thepastneverforgets]

bucks takes it upon himself to go outside of his job and directly approach tommy in order to connect and create some sorta scheduled hang out session. and it isn't until eddie suddenly appears and makes it clear that he's already been hanging out and making friends with tommy that buck's jealousy comes along. and rewatching with full episode context now, it totally reads as someone jealous over their bestie hitting it off with their crush better/much sooner than they did. letting it get so far between them that one friend hurts the other over a boy

like eddie is literally just... bro-ing out with a friend who will finally play basketball with him (because his best friend's answer is always an established no) and meanwhile buck's green with envy because he's the one that wanted to shoot his shot with the pilot. eddie off to the side likely killing time during shift talking to his girlfriend on the phone and bucks just "that should be me on the phone laughing at whatever tommy is saying 😡"

#evan buckley #911 spoilers #he quite literally asked him out for drinks and then only bought a basketball after learning that's how his bestie got his in with him #so. im buckled in. im buying what you're selling idc if this is a stepping stone to buddie or bucknard endgame. gimmie more of this #he was disappointed. to spend time. with Chris. over getting the chance to hang with eddie. and tommy and get to know him better himself #that sneak peak clip was such a red herring that's why the kiss was so surreal. brain was so on buddie I never saw it coming #im converted #feel like the ppl who thought the sperm donor plot would blow up in bucks face just for him to DELIVER the baby with a smile & acceptance #he's grown so much.

[little-drop-of-water]

So...this happened on monday

And in the middle of all the chaos I read someone (I don't remember who...sorry) who wrote something along the lines of "I went to buy groceries, saw the yogurt brand on the shelves and started laughing like crazy right there on the aisle" and that brought back some memories of me going through the exact same thing with another dairy product.

"What dairy product?" You might ask, well...this one

This was a very real campaign that happened in Mexico back in 2018. The slogan reads "Probably the world's best milk".

Some people pointed out how it had more protein...

And don't even get me started on all the comments, posts and memes about how much people wanted to try Chris Evans' or Captain America's...milk.

Here are just a couple of examples and these were quite mild.

All I'm trying to say is: dear Käärijä fans, I feel you, I've been there. I never thught I'd go through this again (I'm not complaining) and just let me tell you, the giggles at the store when you look at that brand are here to stay.

#käärijä #oddly good #chris evans #lala 100 #i never thought chris evans and käärijä would have something in common yet here we are

[austnbutlr]

chris evans at his grown ass age talking about marrying his 26-year old wife is so fucking cringe

#chris evans #I never thought the day would come he could give me the ick #but WOW that’s so embarrassing #like I can’t take this man seriously AT ALL #and like of course he was gonna talk about his marriage/wife #that was never without question #I just never thought I would get second hand embarrassment from it

[mazzystar24]

I have a confession to make girlies, I’m not fucking with the idea to keep the long hair/beard combo on Ryan for Eddie UNLESS it’s for a missing/presumed storyline where we see buck taking care of Chris and all the drama and trauma that ensues from everyone thinking Eddie is dead only for him to show up for xyz reason hence the long hair/beard

Like think kidnapping,or Hollywood amnesia, or coma but no identification vibes.

Yeah people hate when shows pull these storylines but I sometimes like a little temporary character death to see ultimate drama and emotions only for writers to go sike and you can’t really do that on non fantasy or supernatural themed shows without these silly little tropes

I got totally distracted when I was just gonna comment on my unpopular anti long hair and beard opinion but oh well

#like img seeing Eddie’s funeral without ever losing Eddie fr would actually destroy me (positive) #911 speculation #except it’s really silly thoughts with no reason to think it #seeing buck deal with having custody and balancing his own emotions #seeing Chris act out and stuff #seeing the Buckley parents and them being super judgy and critical so they can finally get a kick out from buck who would never unless they #insult his family #seeing the rest of teams reaction will actually kill me #maybe the Diaz parents are surprisingly supportive or even if they go the custody battle route that would be such an interesting watch #omg or if Eddie is still with Marisol like her reaction to buck having custody??? #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buckley diaz family #buddie #911 abc #911 #911onfox #911 fox #evan buck buckley

[evansbby]

I have a question

What happens if Chris evans openly supports Isnotreal?

Considering you are muslim and you support Palestine?

And Ari is a zionist.

You probably won’t answer this because you definitely don’t care.

Okay?

#I don’t need to prove anything to you 😂😂😂 #not me writing paragraphs and paragraphs explaining to the Zionist anons who kept trying me #not me speaking straight from the heart about all the atrocities I see daily online of the genocide #not me fighting Zionists in both my inbox and especially my dms #just for you to say ‘you don’t care’ #lmfaoooo okay ?? #bestie we’re on the same side here why must you be awful and insinuate things like a fucking weirdo? #anyways I already don’t like Chris Evan and everyone knows that #I’ve expressed on here my fear of him supporting isr*el #I even said why can’t he be more like mark ruffalo #you’re insinuating I’ve never spoken about this which is so confusing to me #bc I have…. #more than others anyways and that’s the truth #anyways to answer your question if Chris supported isr*el I would not be his fan anymore #ari is a character and we all recognise RSDR as a problematic movie #good thing Ari isn’t real right! #everyone likes him for his looks anyways #anon

[bubblessunshinehoney]

Oh my god....I just hit 400 followers.

Guys I can't realise it🥹🌷

Thank you all so much ❤️

#bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes #bucky barnes x you #cloudy fic rec #chris evans fandom #sebastian stan characters #bucky barnes fanfiction #chris evans characters #steve rogers fanfiction #steve rogers fandom #bucky barnes fandom #asks #polls #signal boost #400 followers #thank you #never thought it would happen #youhou #happy me #thanks for following!

[maddy-ferguson]

i wish the internet had never learned the term prefrontal cortex because people use it to make 25 the new 18 which is so strange

#like is 17-19 predatory no and it's stupid to say you have to wait until midnight on the younger person's birthday to be in contact with #them even if you're only 366 days apart. and now people are like someone who's 20 can still be taken advantage of which yes obviously but #they're like it's because their brain is not done yet. at 24 you are a baby and at 25 you're a grown woman. but actually not really because #chris evans married someone who's 26 but that's close to 25 so she's not old enough. her brain has only been done for five minutes so it's #actually terrible that they're together. like there's saying that young adults are still vulnerable and...young and then there's pushing #the idea that women are just little girls forever lmao. #and it's just so weird that people use the brain thing so much i can't say why exactly but it rubs me the wrong way #i'm not saying this because i'm only 22 and people who say that would talk about me like i'm 14 because i wouldn't even date anyone who's #significantly older than me or anyone who's like under 20. but yeah😭 #and i'm not even saying that the phenomenon of men always dating younger and women always dating older (even if it's just like 2 years) #and not vice versa isn't worth examining i'm literally a sociology student i'll be the first to say everything's interesting. but like #what's the end goal here #even in more extreme cases when a 25-year-old woman marries someone 40 years her senior i'm always like well i would never do that #but what are you random person on the internet gonna do. #and the thing is there's always potential power dynamics like you would have to be dating yourself to avoid it and even then #and like i say: brf slt

[bidisasterevankinard]

#I think it would be Buck #Firstly all this conversation with Bobby about being at ease #I think for him it would be easier to say #*Yes I love my best friend but I'm not gonna feel bad about it. It is what it is* #Secondly Buck the one who SAID that he wants from partner #He knows what he wants now he needs to understand WHO is that partner #Eddie on the other hand NEVER said that HE wants from partner #Except *you're Chris'mother/can be goos mother to Chris and well it's enough* #It's always about Chris not him #Eddie firstly needs to name what he needs from partner for HIM #Thirdly 911 loves *3* #There is so many 3 in the show and especially for buddie #So who had 3 serious relationship? #Buck #So yes I believe Buck would be the 1st to fully name process and accept his feelings #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 spoilers #911 fox #evan buck buckley #911 on fox #911

[bookishtheaterlover7]

I sent an anon regarding your “friend” and I realized I came off as rude, that wasn’t my intention. Fire star blog I assume is close to you and I just don’t want anymore bs to happen. I don’t believe Alba is pregnant nor ever was and I just don’t want any more bs rumors to start because that’s the next thing team real will try to spin to ignite the flame and I see fire star blog went from thinking she was meant to help Chris to now bashing him.

We’re all mad but this man isn’t going to hide his children, so please cool it. The simple fact he looks stressed as is and everything else, we’re all jumping the gun of things trying to make things make sense.

That girl is too immature to be a mother and they’ve stayed trolling, I’m sure a baby being added in the midst of that would have halted so much and we would have gotten pregnancy rumors with the wedding crap so again the theory doesn’t hold up.

She literally photoshopped her legs and they were already small. Stating this girl is pregnant is giving her exactly what she longs for more attention and what not, people might not care what they post but I do. 🤷🏻‍♀️

No, An🫶n it's all good, and fine.

I'm with you there. And even if I am friends with her, doesn't mean I agree with everything she says. I've got opinions of my own too! So, don't worry.

I ain't gonna believe in Albitch having a baby for the reason, that again, she's the type to leave the child with the Nanny, or even the father, to party. Not work, party. So, again still calling bullshit!

And again, she's focused on her looks. Otherwise we wouldn't have gotten all her HEAVILY photoshopped posts. And if she was pregnant, timeline doesn't add up, and it isn't Chris' if she is or was.

And don't worry, I do care about what comes online from either of them.

Please, let's not start this shit up, again... Stressing about a possible child being brought into this mess, adds 10 years on me 😆

#An🫶n asks #booky reacts #booky answers #chris evans #chris evans fandom #Albitch ain't pregnant and she never was #she wants to be slim #having a child would destroy her #but if she was anyone wanna bet it's Justin's?🙃

[quietwingsinthesky]

Naur but fr, a while ago I talked about buying one of the dw audio dramas & one of my friends was like "Would you pay money for supernatural audio dramas?" and I was like "Only if they include the devil having sex with sam" lmao

the cw could be making bank right now and they don’t even know it.

seriously, though, they could literally just go ‘eh these are as canon as the tie-in novels/comics (which is to say, only canon as long as you want them to be)’ and do whatever the hell they want with the universe. i would listen to a spn audio drama! i would! would they be any good? probably not lmao but id be fascinated by them!

(and a sidenote because i was thinking about it but also like. if the original actors didn’t want to come back to play their parts in audio dramas. well, first of all, half the characters are angels that have been played by multiple people already so it’s literally not a problem, give them a new vessel and go to town, but also also: like. just recast sam and dean. do it. give new people a chance to give their twist on the characters. i want to see what they come up with.

sorry lmao im just very, very pro-give these characters to new actors to get new takes on how they behave. i feel like that’s something you only get in shakespeare plays, star trek reboots, and the doctor being a new guy ever few years. it should be more common! less trapping actors in roles for decades and more giving new people turns at the wheel!)

#not to talk about the mcu but. that literally could have saved the mcu. #get rdj and chris evans OUT of there they didnt want to be there past like movie 3 and it showed!!! #if a new guy had shown up as iron man in civil war we literally would have had less of a problem about the ooc writing! because it would #have been a new guy! new take on the character! easier to get us onboard with this! #sorry. i think about this a lot. #anyway the spn audio drama versions of sam and dean should be played by two guys who have never been in a major project before and are #willing to do some freak shit on tape for our enjoyment. and thats all we need. #we shall recast castiel as a burned out corpse. not because misha died. we just do not need him to be employed. <3 #ask

[andthebeanstalk]

I would like to state for the record that I am not going to watch Snowpiercer. And you can't make me.

#the context of this is that I had the idea for a chapter in my graphic novel about a train divided up by class as a microcosm of society #and every time I mentioned it to someone they mentioned I should watch Snowpiercer #even tho the MUCH closer parallel for my story is actually Infinity Train #but i felt like i had to watch snowpiercer even tho i didn't want to and 5 minutes in i remembered i have free will #and now i feel unreasonably irritated with this film/franchise despite it having done nothing to deserve it. #but FUCK YOU SNOWPIERCER #yOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY GUYS IN TOWN WHO GET TO USE A TRAIN AS A METAPHOR???? #EVERY TRAIN EVER MADE IS DIVIDED BY CLASS YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL FOR PUTTING IT IN A MOVIE #IF I WANTED TO WITNESS A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS WINTERY SLOG THROUGH THE PUCKERED ASSHOLE OF POVERTY #I WOULD JUST PAY ATTENTION TO MY LIFE BEING POOR IN CHICAGO #OH ~LA TEE DAAA~ I'M SNOWPIERCER AND CHRIS EVANS SAYS JACK HAS TO WATCH ME AND HAS NO CHOICE #weLL I BET YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING /THIS/!!!!! #original #snowpiercer #it's... probably a decent movie #but that is for ol' chrissy e. to know and for me to never find out