#CANT TYPE IM DRUNK

[hella1975]

me and my (also bi) flatmate were talking about date guy last week and out of nowhere she goes 'if you get a boyfriend im gonna be so annoyed we haven't even done anything gay together yet' and like i laughed it off but i keep remembering it bc we dont have a flirty friendship AT ALL like even in the moment it came WAY out of left field and im just here like hold on was gay shit ON THE TABLE??? NO ONE TOLD ME

#furious #you know that tiktok audio that's like 'i am not trying to seduce you... would you like me to seduce you?' #and it started off as a smirky flirty thing but the gays and neurodivergents #latched onto their own interpretation where it's more like #'wait.... did you WANT me to seduce you?' #i feel like that rn #like me and her have a very hateful relationship LMAO the only time we're ever nice to each other is when we're drunk #which is so funny bc she is actually one of my favourite people and she's told me im one of hers #so we go from sober and 'i literally despise you i cant wait to live without you next year' #to drunk and 'DONT GO TO AMERICA FOR YOUR PLACEMENT DONT LEAVE ME HERE' lmaooo #so being NICE is odd for us let alone being FLIRTY #like she said it and even when i didnt even consider the repurcussions i was like 'idk how to respond to that' #bc i have a hundred mean responses ready and waiting for her but NOTHING to respond to that with #like i literally said 'as if you'd be my type' but it just didn't hit as well bc she was being NICE/SUGGESTIVE #UGH IDK #like i dont fancy her like that btw and i dont think she likes me like that either it's v much platonic #but bisexuals will be bisexuals i v much think it's part of bisexual culture now to just hook up with any other bisexual you find #hella goes to uni

[soldier-poet-king]

Can we have ONE extended family Saturday dinner w/ no politics, religion, pride flag discourse PLEASE

#franposting #SAVE ME #ohhh girlies i am IN to my cups #also like we just got a new archbishop #who is by everyones judgement very liberal very justice oriented v much like the current pooe #pope* #our old archbishop was. hm. well. he wasnt a man of the people lets say #he v much stood on principle when it came to formalities of hierarchy and travelling with an entourage #he was not the type to roll up his sleeves and wash dishes with the common folk #anyway. this came up. i voiced my support of the new guy #hm. a mistake. why do i ever open my damn mouth #and then my father complaining about learning abt other religions. like. oh my god. are u fuckin stupid #if you genuinely believe your faith is correct learning about other peoples shouldnt be a threat #not even going a universalist route just like a . maybe everyone has a little piece of god in them seeking good #and maybe there is beauty everywhere #anyway. im >:( not drunk enough for this #(ie. not at all. ive had half a glass of wine) #and i cant even escape home bc bro1 is moping being an ass #bc i think???? he broke up with his gf??? and i dont want to intrude or hell get abgry #like im sad for him but also like. for years ive been asking why shes dating him #hes lowkey mean and selfish and apathetic toward everyone not himself or his friends and rude so #ughhhhhhh. AND my hip is in the Agonies today

[protectcosette]

there is a layer to the drunk bitch hierarchy of needs i have not previously considered (likely bc i was not romantically involved with anyone when i made it)

it is "tell girl she is SO pretty and you want to kiss her again"

#certified protectcosette original #im drikk #drunk #i have been checking myself for typos RIGOROUSLY typing this post bur but im letting loose in the tags #yall im so fucking gay. i literally cant dstop thinking about her. the last time i was so gona over someone was like. fucking. two years ago #we've been one TWO FATES #DATES

[feline-evil]

I thoink i should legally be allowed to strap any landlord i like to theunderside of a pirate ship ride so they get deli meated by the mechanisms forever and ever and ever and ever andddd also i should getpaid a million dollars for being cool and tall and having normalguy slay

#great news everybody! iforgot to mention it here so ppl wld know whathappened if i went radio silent but anyways #i am losing myhome and we have 2 months to find a new place for me my family and my geriatric pets #snd im FIIIIIIIIIIIINE im doing GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT aboutit i would say #i cant be fuckedf to spell check my drunk shit u get sans ketchup typing fuclyou. im not sitting up straight for this

[haojun]

Had 5 mixed drinks at family game night and started texting my girlfriend facts about hooded mergansers

#she was such a good sport despite all the incoherent texts i sent #i cant type anyway when im drunk its 100x worse #my aunt makes a mean she shed tho i swear to god those are so good too good really #i believe i was sitting on the kitchen floor at the time i sent the bird facts fjdhhfh #always end up sittin on the floor when im plastered i cannot understand why #yea i had not enough to eat yesterday howd you know

[szaryherbatnik]

Gonna make proper screenshots of wicky when im not drunk but im so glad the cleaner is back its such an amazing show and i want to vape with him

#greg davies #in love !!! #these types of shows remind me of how badly i want to work in tb #tv #soz #but no fr i want to be an actress or a comedian or a tv host so badly #or a writer for tv #im just so passionate about it #hopefully the acting trip will stir me in the right direction #yes im going for an acting course after graduatio #sorry for dumping #anyway #i want to fuck him #and kiss hi #him #cant type too drunk #the cleaner

[kurapike]

the lowest point of my life was probably this one time at an anime con in like 2008 when a normal ass dude walked past me n and told his friend "see THAT'S oshare" and instead of being like 'this is the lowest point of my life' inside i was like 'wow this is the highlight of my life'

#x #i met my LOLITA ex at that con too i cant believe im typing thiss as if im being held at gunpoint im not even DRUNK

[cryptic-michael]

I like the idea of Paul singing Irish songs he heard someplace. Just drinking songs, war songs, union songs, odd sad songs, like I don't necessarily feel that Paul is Irish, but he definitely has the vibes of singing those songs. Like i can't explain it, he just has those vibes....maybe it was because i was listening to some recently and Paul popped into my head but i just imagine he'd like those songs. Like.. "The boss comes up this morning And he says, "Well, Pat, you know That if you don't mix that mortar quick I'm afraid you'll have to go" Well, of course he did insult me So I demanded all me pay And I told him straight I was going to emigrate To the shores of Botany Bay" I can see paul singing that yeah, he seems the type to chunk stuff in the air, laying on his back and catch it and sing, "Well, Pat you know, that if you don't mix that mortar quick~ I'm afraid you'll have to go~ Well of course he did insult me, so I demanded all me pay!!! And I told him straight! I was going to emigrate to the shores of Botany Bay~!" It just seems paul....I again don't know how to explain it..

#He just seems the type to like ALL sorts of music #and have you HEARD irish songs??? that shit hits HARD and is meant to be enjoyed drunk and jolly #its the...vibe affect i call it... #david makes me think of a german boy i don't know why....but german or someplace like that. #Paul is...irish american but like..dutchirsh or soemthign im debating he has vibes im trying to work out... #Marko is italian.. #he was either italain or spanish but Italian is MWAH amaizng #spanish is nice too but i cant be having Spanish marko #theres a MASSIVE slot taken up by some Spanish men in my head already there's NO room for marko....I'm sorry #so you gonna be italian marko... #Dwayne is defitnly he has native vibes #eveythign about him #native american or canadian.... #the lost boys #the lost boys paul #paul the lost boys

[husberttee]

what if every evening wouldn't suck completely. how about we change it up and have a really nice and fun evening for once. no? ok :/

#none of my hobbies bring me any joy whatsoever i cant even listen to music or audiobooks anymore #the only thing id want to do rn is get really drunk but i absolutely cannot give into that since im on the verge to a cold #and i fought it really hard all day long #and alcohol would absolutely fuck my Immunsystem up enough to really kick this shit off #so i guess Agony it is instead #the numb anxious type #the struggle of husbert

[mercuryislove]

YESSS SILLY QUESTION SUNDAY. Last and before the beginning please 🥺

FINALLY i've dragged myself to my laptop (which means i moved it from my shiny new desk to my bed lmao) to do something productive even though it's after midnight. good evening. sorry for the delay :c and for what it's worth it's still too hot for a heating pad. send help.

last:

“So how do you feel now?”

“Hungover. Embarrassed. A little nauseous. The usual.” Yixing shrugged. “But better now that I've talked to you.”

the context for this is. um. lol. someone had a little breakdown and drank too much and made the World's Biggest Fool of Himself in front of a girl who happens to be named Sonam AFTER they already were not on speaking terms and he is making painful attempts to apologize for his stupid idiot behavior. Yixing sucks lol

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before the beginning:

The two of them stood there for a moment, taking it all in, before noticing the blood dripping from her palm. She'd smudged a chunky red hand print on the floor when she first sat upright, and a second, cleaner one on the front of her thigh when she gripped it in a failed effort to stand.

Nobody spoke. Her eyes, bloodshot from the sleeplessness and the sobbing, darted between Josef and Luka before finally settling on the door with its broken lock behind them. They're old, she thought, I can outrun them.

Vera is stupid lol this is when she's finally confronted about her suicidal tendencies and SIGNIFICANT drinking problem after she disappeared for almost a full year

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#oc talk #UM the post editor has changed or something because it took fucking forever to get this to work. or im stupid. or both. #anyway do you see i have a type with characters. drinking problems suicidal tendencies daddy issues socially inept #theyre just like me fr except i dont drink too much anymore #i cant even think what to say here without rambling eternally #yixing makes a fool of himself and spends like two full weeks in a vague drunk state trying to find sonam in a huge city to 'apologize' #and when he finally gets the chance he's like 'sorry i dont normally apologize to people this is my first time' #and she's like 'holy SHIT i should push you into oncoming traffic' but she doesnt because hes TWENTY AND STUPID #and havent we all been twenty and stupid and immature and too proud to beg lol #i am currently thirty and stupid and immature and oftentimes too proud to beg #anyway. #the thing with vera is that she lied about going to rehab and fucked off to the middle of nowhere to commit a slow suicide #but she's stupid to think she can hide from josef of all people but is even STUPIDER for thinking she can outrun him in any context ever #this is after two people closest to her died in very gruesome ways that were HER fault for being DRUNK on the job #she does get help though but she kicks and screams the whole fucking way there

[puppetdeath]

will sum1 come 2 aa w me i think i need help

#i LOVE substance abuse but.. my body & my life & my family do not :/ #and like. id like to think i have it under control but having 2+ drinks every night w an estrogen based endocrine system is the definitom #of an alcohol problem #it took me like 5mins to type all this out legibly bc i am u guessed it drunk as hell rn #and i do want help but its scary bc i feel like this is the only wayy i can cope #& if i dont have substances 2 abuse idk idk. might kill myself LOL #like not that my reality is that bad compared 2 others but im selfish enough 2 admit i cant handle it 😐 #txt

[wizard0rbs]

everyone here should be glad i livepost on twitte and not onhere

#im so drunk i cant type #just hopein for the bset #if th order is rigths that s great if its not thats not my problen

[scatmaan]

so sad i had to cut one of my older women off bc she was an alcoholic and she was pulling me back into my own alcoholism.. neither of us could stop until we'd realized it was 3am ://

#scatmaan complains #she was so fun #but literally #Every time we hung out #either at the bar #or at her place #we'd get Extremely drunk #my ass would be sick as hell the next morning #n im rlly the type #when i get around alcohol #i cant stop :(( #whiskey my beloved #i miss her tho #we'd dance together #she was a super emotional drunk like me tho #so we'd always end up a hot mess #crying n hugging on each other #rip #oh well.... #i had a close call recently at a friends place #so im like #having to be extra mindful with alcohol rn #i basically died on his toilet

[carrotpiss]

Ghhhh

#crouch speaks #endless fumbling lol #the anxiety and the guilt and the stress and the this and the that #i feel so much worse after affection i feel so much more lonely and it doesn't help ots only ever drunk it's only ever drunk #idk how to navigate any type of shit lol #its funny its like last year except i feel less stupid and broken for not knowing what to do or how to react which is nice ig #i tried so hard for caspar but i just felt so lost amd confused and him getting frustrated at me despite how much i tried to tell him #i dont know what to do or be or exist justade me feel terrible i dont want to have an anxiety attack everytime he wanted kiss me but i #dont have control of that and it scared me and it consumed me. i feel bad but i dont know what else i could've said or done #im better now i only anxiety laugh at worse when fear gets to me in those situations bit ughhhhhhh why cant i be normal why couldn't i be #normal about any of it and fuck idk what to do ever i barely know how to be a friend let alone anything else aoughhhhhh #i know im just extra in a hole abt it bc im hormonal and on my period and under a lot of different stresses but aouuuhhhgh #just not gonna leave the flat for a week and see if that fixes me #i cant tell if i have food poisoning or my anxiety is at The Bad Point or this period just sucks more than usual but i would like to not be #in the chunder zone and such #the bathroom floor is too cold #and I just want to sleep

[blue-sleeps-in]

i drunk coffee and am recording if i feel anything and man. i was really sure it did nothing i told people about it, it's taking SO much effort to keep my integrity for the sake of science rn

#i will NOT ignore data!! im an engineer i cant let that happen! #i will not do it!!!! #and if youre wondering it did make me not sleepy #but like #i dont feel much energy either #im typing faster #but my heartrate is the same and i still don't feel like doing work #and i drunk like Quite A Lot of coffee #so like im still lying in bed doing nothing #im just doing it with my eyes open now

[olivcrquick]

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#tw alcohol #tw alcoholism #i cant believe im back at the point of getting wine drunk #alone in my room again #i feel like the worst part is knowing the point at which it was triggered #and technically that issue is mostly resolved now #but it doesn't stop the momentum of the drinking #im hoping ill stick to my one bottle tonight #and not go stumbling to the 24 hour again #not thriving! #especially bc more than anything #it just makes me tired the next day #so i do nothing #and then it's the day after and ive had a shit time #so here's the bottle again! #i may sign up for some sobriety type shit when ive finished my degree #alcohol tw #ol.txt