#Bye bros

[child-eating-art]

Seals :D (ft. Crabs)

#galapagos seals #i love these seals so much #seals #or sea lions? #crabs #art #my art #traditional art #watercolors #yayyayayayayay #i finished it #bye bros

[all-lee24]

Young Malenia doodles + headcanons

((A.K.A Malenia as Miquella always sees her even after she grew up and became a fierce warrior))

#elden ring #sweet and shy Malenia transforming into a deadly warrior #something something metamorphosis reference #anyway I think that the irony is that Miquella is cursed with eternal youth but actually his big bro genes are so strong that he also #just permanently associates Malenia with her baby self #she’s a grown adult with 5 kids like ‘bye Miq I’m going to war’ and he’s like ‘huh!? what!? you can’t do that you’re twelve!’ #Malenia is the baby to him #he’s an old man

[starrysharks]

my little pony skinny and boney laaaaa laaaa

#zeno's art #sketches #mlp #mlp fim #my little pony #humanisation #gijinka #fluttershy #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #applejack #might finish these but it is highly unlikely #mostly just body type practice #and also because last time i posted mlp art bronies on derpibooru made blackface edits so i'm a bit scared of making mlp fanart again innit #but that same art got liked by thee lauren faust last year when i posted it. TAKE THAT INCELS 💥💥💥 #bro i ate like 10 of those shrimps btw my guts are doing gymnastics #ok enough #um #bye

[asherheed]

minors dni

satoru would be the type to laugh at you during sex.

he's not trying to be mean or anything (despite you pouting when he does), but he can't help but find you so cute grinding on his fingers as if he hasn't made you cum twice already.

he watches as your eyes squeeze shut, head falling back when he curls his fingers inside you. his fingers hit the spot that makes your insides feel like goo, your wet walls squelching when he quickens his pace.

you whimper at the feeling, eyes half lidded as satoru uses his other hand to hold your hips down, big hands swallowing your body whole as his thumb reaches for your engorged clit.

"look at her, baby," he chuckles, leaning forward and inhaling your scent. his dick throbs in his pants as he watches your cunt clench around his fingers. "she wants all my attention."

"toru," you mewled, hands reaching to grab his soft hair, damp with sweat, pulling him closer. "i want you inside me."

he laughs. you were just so cute and needy. "already?" he licks your clit and you gasp. "but i'm just getting started."

#bye #bro has cursed technique: tongue n finger combo #gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x you #size kink if you squint #ashe.writing #jjk x reader #drabble #jjk #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru

[cocoreallylovesraiden]

lin-kuei trio x chef! reader

pre-events of the mk1 cinematic; mostly with tomas that can be seen as platonic or romantic

ooc-ish? this is just my interpretation on how it would’ve been like before things got bad for the lin kuei

1.5k

You slide the plate of food onto the wooden lazy susan, quickly warning your guests not to touch the plate. Almost immediately, Kuai Liang decides to place his fingers on the plate’s underside.

You step back, unimpressed.

“With all due respect, Kuai Liang. Seriously?”

“You call this hot?”

Kuai Liang’s good-natured smile is useless against you, because yes, you call this hot; you had to carry it the entire way from the kitchen yourself because the Lin Kuei eat with in absolute privacy, and you also did not have FIRE POWERS. So yes, it was hot. You pointedly place one of two bowls of rice you brought before Tomas, who gleefully rubs his chopsticks together.

“Cease your antics, brother.” Kuai Liang chuckles at Bi Han’s almost embarrassed seething.

“Thank you, Bi Han. You get rice.”

The second bowl is (gingerly) placed before him. You would slam it down too for effect, but you would rather not be frozen alive for having bad manners with the new Grandmaster Of The Lin Kuei.

You internally roll your eyes at the title. Whatever, Bi Han was Bi Han at the end of the day. The brothers had come to the teahouse enough times for you to know that if you gave him food, he would be grateful and shut up to eat it- unless he was on another-

Bi Han pushes the bowl to Kuai Liang with a small motion before picking up his chopsticks.

“You’re on another diet.” You exclaim.

Kuai Liang accepts the bowl with a sigh, likely sharing the same sentiment. Tomas takes a morsel of the stir fry and hurriedly shoves it in his mouth to share his piece, but the food is too hot, and he makes a show of cooling his mouth. Bi Han’ sigh mirrors Kuai Liang’s prior one.

These brothers. It was like a chain reaction, where each one of them were disappointed in each other’s behaviour.

“The Grandmaster needs to be in tip-top shape to fit his grandmaster uniform.” Tomas chides. “So that his arms look good in- ACK!”

His statement is cut off by a small mound of rice being shoved into his mouth, courtesy of Kuai Liang. Whatever he meant to say was replaced by yelps of “Hot!” and whining. He eventually turns to you with an expectant look, like he was hoping you would come to his defence.

You shrug. What were you supposed to do? Scold a ninja-extraordinaire for lovingly feeding his brother? No, seriously. Your relationship with these people was extremely conditional, and there was no doubt they would put you in your place if you ever tried to boss them around.

Except Tomas. There was some leeway bossing Tomas around.

“Is there anything you want to eat today- not you Tomas.” You physically push away the cheeky man’s face to maintain your eye contact with Bi Han. “Since you three cleared out the place, my treat.”

Bi Han looked at his empty plate for a moment, as if he suddenly had forgotten every meal he’s ever enjoyed. You kissed your teeth, immediately understanding. You yourself were the oldest child, so you knew how it felt to suddenly be asked what you specifically wanted. Either that, or if he was considering cheating on his diet just to eat your fried pork.

“The sweet pork. That you made last time.”

Yeah, okay. It just was never as emotionally complicated as you expected it to be with him. Well, it was terribly flattering that he’d take up the precious calories to eat what you cooked- though it did make you question Bi Han’s resolve; you had never seen him in battle, so you couldn’t gauge his self-control other than him crumbling at the promise of your cooking.

Either way, you gave him a thumbs up and an appreciative grimace.

“Right away, boss.”

You scuttle back into the teahouse kitchen, where you thankfully had all the ingredients available. Thank God, there was no emergency calling Kung Lao for the delivery of flour or vinegar. What would that phone call sound like, even?

Hey bestie! Hope you’re not too busy harvesting cabbages because I need you to bring me a cup of sugar to make a meal for the grandmaster of an organised family! Yeah Grandmaster! Yeah, ‘family’! Hope to hear back from you soon!

Just as you’d gotten the oil up and frying, the jammed kitchen door tries to open with a groan. You settle the breaded pork into the ladle, throwing it into the bubbling oil with a satisfying sizzle. The door tries to open again, and it gets a little further before inevitably getting stuck once more.

You roll your eyes. With a single outstretched kick, you manage to send the damp wooden door to swing open like it was brand new, leaving Tomas standing there like a kid caught with his hand in the jam pots.

“Maybe we should recruit you into the Lin Kuei.” The silver-haired man allows himself into your kitchen, carefully side-stepping a hemp sack of flour then once again to avoid a crate of bok choy that toppled earlier in the day.

The kitchen was messy, but when there’s only one person to handle a mountain of orders you learn to improvise. It was a strategic layout that only you needed to understand.

“Nice of you to let yourself into my kitchen.”

“Thought I’d keep you company.” A lie. He just wanted to spend some time away from Kuai Liang and Bi Han, an understandable sentiment. The three of them probably spent too much time together leading the Lin Kuei, and Bi Han was insufferably stuffy to share meals with.

You whisked vinegar and sugar in a bowl, but arms worked in autopilot as you stared at Tomas making himself comfortable on the stool near you cooking station. It was comical, watching the tall man fold himself like origami paper to fit perfectly on such a small surface, tucking his knees to his chest and peering up at you like a child.

This stool wasn’t just any old chair, though. After a couple years, people like Tomas and Kung Lao had turned it into the taste tester’s throne since it was convenient for You to just raise your arm and feed them little bits.

As much as you wanted to be a stronger woman, his grey eyes and boyish smile did make your heart clench. He looked so much like San Bing, the stray dog that you fed in the village- they even begged for scraps the same way.

“You do the same thing as Kung Lao.” Tomas huffed at the comparison, resting his chin on the nearby counter’s greasy surface and blinking with his light glittery eyes.

“But cuter, right?”

You balked, almost letting missing your ladle’s handle and gripping scalding metal in shock. How ridiculous did this man get? At his grown age, acting cute just to gain you favour, all in the name for some bits and pieces? Seriously, if these were the values that the Lin Kuei taught, the world was in grave danger.

A tender piece of pork is pulled out the oil and dipped in the sauce, and then shoved in front of Tomas’ face in the effort to stop him from continuing whatever it was he was doing.

“Do that again, and I will ban you from coming in every again.” You gravely state, and it’s funny how quickly Tomas straightens his posture and nods. “Be careful, it’s hot.”

Tomas is also remarkably like San Bing with how he snatches the food into his mouth, chewing loudly in attempt to cool the food down as he eats it. You continue to fix up the rest of the portion while Tomas watches you, sitting obediently on the stool.

Once it’s on a medium-sized dish, Tomas beats you to picking it up.

“This isn’t just for you, greedy.”

“But the plates are hot, right? I’ll bring it over, don’t worry.”

Tomas smiles, nose wrinkling in a way that makes you want to pinch him. You thank him with a pat on the shoulder and helps him open the kitchen door and watch him walk over to his table. You then pretend not to see him slam the dish onto the table and frantically rub his probably burning fingers on Bi Han’s cold arms.

You bite back the growing grin on your face.

As much as you would’ve liked to hang around the three as they ate their meal, you still had an entire kitchen to clean (to the best of your ability) before the teahouse opened again for the dinner rush. You settle for occasionally peeking at the solely occupied table through the kitchen pick-up area, wholeheartedly laughing when Kuai Liang gives you a thumbs up after taking a bite of the pork. Bi Han gives you a nod, which you assume is as close to kissing him on the mouth as it gets. 

Just as you focus fully on preparing your produce, you miss Tomas waving his chopsticks in the air, but hear him enthusiastically call out your name. This time, you let yourself smile fully as you chop away at some carrots.

#mk1 x reader #mk x reader #tomas vrbada #tomas vrbada x reader #mk1 smoke x reader #bi han x reader #kuai liang x reader #mortal kombat x reader #HEAR ME OUT PLEASE #I DO THINK THAG THERE IS A WORLD WHERE BI HAN WAS A GOOD OLDER BROTHER #I just really love the idea of lin kuei bros and chronically younger brother tomas #let me have this happiness ok #and the idea of a chef reader who’s immune to all the politics bc HUH U WANNA KILL ME? THEN WHOSE GONNA MAKE UR FOOD #ok bye #bi han #mk1 bi han #mk1 scorpion #kuai liang

[todayisafridaynight]

#ryu ga gotoku #rgg #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #daigo dojima #ryo aoki #masato arakawa #snap sketches #im annoyed looking at this jaGELARKGJ #I LIKE MY LNIE ART BUT .... just nthing was clicking with me rtying to shade this #i only meant for this to be a quick thing today but i ended up mulling over it for longer than i wanted so im just throwing it out there #every time i make a rendered drawing of aokis office it always dark as hell like bro PLEASE you have a lamp #theres like ONE instance where i dont make it dark and it was in that goofy Rumor Mill comic #LIKE EVEN THAT COMIC ABOUT ARAKAWA BEING DEAD IT'S DAYTIME YET I STILL MADE IT DARK VJLAKJVAE #ridiculosu. #moving on ive wanted to draw them playing chess for months i just kept. Not Knowing How To Do It #whats funny is that i initially was planning an entirely different thing but i was thinking about that too much i got stressed #so . thats why i worked on this. and then i got stressed over this 💀💀💀 #speaking of chess ive always wanted a chessboard birthday cake with edible pieces .. that a lotta work tho ... #i love chess ... am i good at it probably not but i still lke to play it on my phone sometimes .. #guess ill work on that other thing now that im free and i know what i wanna do now that ive slept on it ... lol ... #mk bye i dont like rendering

[sssammich]

“You have my dick.” The woman’s brows fly up to her hairline. “P-pardon me?” Admittedly, those were definitely not the words she was thinking of saying, but well, desperate times. “Dicks, actually,” she corrects, remembering she actually bought two dildos. “Dicks?” “The packages. You signed for them. But they’re not yours. Stealing other people’s mail is a federal crime. I can have you arrested. Give me back my dicks.” OR lena and kara are neighbors and someone's mail gets delivered to the wrong apartment. Rated M for sexual content.

This one's dedicated to @endersbegin who was a) behind the inspiration and b) who helped me polish up this bad boy c) this was the shenanigans i spoke of earlier

#samfic: you've got mail #supercorp #supercorp fanfiction #lena luthor #kara danvers #fanfiction #samfic #bro this one pretty much happened in two sitting in one night #like an insane fever dream #now im going to bed #pls read and enjoy! #ok love yall bye

[knorrentitiez]

I’m bored, anyways look at this lil fella

#welcome home arg #welcome home #welcome home fanart #frank frankly #I fucking love frank sm it’s unhealthy #help me bro omg babdshhaahah #I’m gonna go watch the Barbie movie bye guys

[spyruce]

IM ACTUALLY THROWINF UP I LOVE HER I LOVE HER GWAHHHHH CAN YOU HEAR MY SCREAMS RAHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 EVERYONE DONATE TO TINLIGHTENMENT NOW!!!!

#no way that my fav starkid is joining my hyperfix musical #caps #I’m actually in love with her #if I wasn’t already a lesbian she’d make me one #I need to see her in my adhd show #ohhh my god #watch me go donate to the kickstarter rn bye #tcb #spies are forever #SaF #mariah rose faith #Mariah rose faith castillias #tin can bros #tinlightenment

[justaregularken]

Werewolf boyfriend who cums so much that you usually have to stop after two rounds or else you’ll get a stomach ache… but when heat comes around? Well, he fixes that problem by- yeah no he doesn’t fix it he’s very content with filling you up until you’re writhing on his knot <3

#werewolf fucker #werewolf boyfriend #monster fucker #werewolf nsft #ken things #bottomposting #breeding k1nk #rough kink #bro you guys don’t understand #Msub #i need a werewolf #I have needs ok #every person has their needs and this is mine #Gay ass werewolves yeah I said it #If loving werewolves is illegal take me away #Chain me up throw away the key #Actually nvm I’d like it #Ok bye bye

[child-eating-art]

I’m going feral because of this dude

#snufkin #snufkin moomin #moomins #art #my art #traditional art #watercolors #ink and pen #watercolor art #ararararrga #it took me quite a bit to finish this #but it’s worth it #I’ll do anything for this silly guy #snufkin fanart #I also edited the sclera a bit in mark-up #bye bros

[pianokantzart]

Props to Charlie Day for absolutely nailing the vocal tics of a shy, awkward guy trying to sound as approachable and confident as possible while recording a voicemail.

#the filled pauses #the weird raises in his voice #the sudden rushed ''BUH BYE'' at the end #a work of art #mario movie #super mario bros #Luigi #super mario brothers #smb plumbing #Youtube

[spoonv]

now about that new mario movie trailer,,,

#bowuigi #luigi #super mario bros. trailer #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #gaygaygaygay #nintendo #CHARLIE DAY LUIGI #good god #gay #so long gay bowser #mario #mario movie #bowserxluigi #fanart #mario fanart #homosexuality #bye bi bowser #bowser

[twildflower]

#pokemon special #pokespe meme #pokemon #pokespe #trainer gold #trainer silver #rival silver #preciousmetalshipping #twflpokespe #have a meme im gonna sleep bye #finally have new headshots. #emerald arc ending goes crazy #actually every arc ending does. ​except ruby sapp. most underwhelming up till emerald arc. #i really like ruby and sapphire tho theyre adorable #sapphire and may are so different!!!! #pokespe has such a better take on the protagonists’ personalities #compared to games #like. bro!! ruby and sapphire >>>>>>>> brendan and may #sorry most of the tags are just me spamming bc i just finished emerald

[mamawasatesttube]

i think we also need simon valentine back bc his possessiveness and jealousy over kon is so funny (sorry simon). i need him to witness bart just casually using kon as a jungle gym and grind his teeth about it. i want him to try to infodump about frogs to kon but tim interrupts like oh thats cool. hey i modded my car this weekend do you wanna see!! and simon is like. excuse me. i was infodumping first. sims negative reaction. and bart is STILL sitting on kon's shoulder like a weird parrot.

peak comedy to me is simon valentine stuck in a room with tim kon and bart. kons in the middle of it and doesnt even realize. simon is radiating intense jealous vibes but tim and bart are both like lmao ok anyways, this is OUR kon. <3 Autistic Hostility (intensely one-sided) (but also somehow 3x combo?) (kon is oblivious but he can pick up on the vibes) (the vibes are rancid bro) (Autistic Hostility.)

#rimi talks #sajan and lori are NOT helping kon with this situation. not their circus. not their monkeys #like simon was sooo jealous over sajan. and kon just met sajan #he would be INSUFFERABLE about tim and bart #at least with cassie he could console himself that oh thats his ex... shes allowed to be close w him... #but with the Totally Straight Bro Dude Friends. bc no one in this story has figured out the gay thing yet. well #simon is having a terrible time. kon's not having a great time either. tim and bart are just chillin tho. #theyre not above being gatekeepers. the thing they are gatekeeping is kon. they are kind of assholes but its funny #(see also: tim and bart coming back to yj and them all just being like ok bye ray youre old and we dont need u so u cant sit with us!!!) #(gatekeepers. lil dipshits. but its funny.) #kon #bart #simon #tim

[norrizzandpia]

Guys.

#ive never short circuited so hard before #THE STANCE #😫😫😫 #CAN HE PLEASE JUST THROW ME AROUND A LITTLE LIKE I WOULD DO ANYTHING #THE SMOLDER #BRO IM IN A DANGEROUS MENTAL SPACE #THE. HAND. IN. THE. POCKET. #bye im not okay i will literally never recover. #f1 imagine #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris x reader #mclaren #lando norris fanfic #lando norris fluff #lando norris imagines #lando norris x you #lando norris fanfiction #lando norris edit #lando norris smut #lando norris #lando norris is so fucking hot holy shit