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zarinaa113 · a day ago
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“Not all men” you’re right Geric Sinath of Gerhard would never
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zarinaa113 · 3 days ago
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Korach: “I challange your athority! We are all holy, not just some shmo God chose! I wanna be God’s prophet!”
Moshe: “...”
Moshe: “Okay. Tomorrow we’ll both bring an inscense sacrifice to God. If you die in a miraculous way we’ll know that I am God’s chosen prophet. If you die in a non miraculous way then we’ll know that I’m not God’s chosen prophet and I’ll step down.”
Moshe: “But you dyin’ tommorrow either way.”
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zarinaa113 · 4 days ago
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Did I miss a scene in Cobra Kai or has Danny gotten Mr Miyagi’s medal back yet or not?
Cause if he hasn’t and the show ends ALL the heads will roll
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zarinaa113 · 8 days ago
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“Not all men” you’re right Donald Duck would never 
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zarinaa113 · 10 days ago
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Random Duckworth headcannons
Duckworth was adopted as a baby by a family of ducks with a proud family history of butlery. He grew up infused in that sort of environment and never dreamed of becoming anything else. This explains why he feels the need to butle even in the afterlife.
More importantly this explains WHY A DOG HAS DUCK IN HIS LAST NAME!!!
Since Duckworth came from a 'butleing' family the term 'Master Blank' and 'Mistress Blank' are more of a term of endearment than a polite title for him. Except if you're a stranger then it serves it's polite, cold function just fine.
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zarinaa113 · 13 days ago
Conversation
Hollywood: "Let's make a Color Out Of Space movie."
Lovecraft Fans: "The Lovecraft book about a mysterious color unlike any seen on earth that drives a family mad?"
Hollywood: "The very same."
Lovecraft Fans: "And you wanna make this story about a mysterious color unlike any seen on earth in a visual medium?"
Hollywood: "Yep"
Lovecraft Fans: "So you're gonna show the mysterious color unlike any seen on earth on screen?"
Hollywood: "Yeah"
Lovecraft Fans: "How do you plan on even showing a mysterious color unlike any seen on earth? Purposely uncanny valley effects, never showing it at all to build up the mystery, filming it in black and white?"
Hollywood: "Nah, we'll just make it purplish."
Lvecraft Fans: "You're going to make the mysterious color unlike any seen on earth purplish?"
Hollywood: "Exactly! Knew you'd get it!"
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zarinaa113 · 15 days ago
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The problem with pressing flowers is that as soon as I step outside all I can see are flowers I haven't pressed yet and won't be able to because if I pick them now they'll be wilted by the time I get home.
All I see when I step out the door are missed opportunities.
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zarinaa113 · 20 days ago
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Since there is a real Blessed Bagpipe of Clan McDuck, there must be a Cursed Kilt
What if it's like The Pair Of Pale Green Pants With Nobody Inside Them from Dr Seuss. It's a disembodied kilt that roams the moors and blasted heaths, dancing to a jig no mortal ears can hear. If a poor soul wanders too close to it, it'll grab you and go on you, forcing you to dance until you're nothing but dust and bone.
It roams the downs looking for it's next victim.
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zarinaa113 · 25 days ago
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LA Aladdin: “Let's improve the modesty of Jasmine's clothing from her bikini top in the original into shirts that have tons of lines going over her boobs.”
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LA Aladdin: “This is an improvement. This is modesty.”
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zarinaa113 · 27 days ago
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I am making an executive decision on behalf of the tiny Bayern fandom.
Rin counts as a Fire Sister even though she doesn't speak fire. Including her makes tagging easier and fulfills the wish fulfilment for the readers of being friends with The Fire Sisters that Rin so clearly exudes.
I have spoken
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