Since Bruce funds a lot of the JL stuff, do you think he has the prototype merch at the mansion? Is that how the bat kids have all the superhero shirts (but don't wear bat merch on purpose) ?
Imagine Clark coming to see Bruce at the mansion and notices a lot of Superman knickknacks in his office, including one Superman squishmallow.
dick strategically places a little superman squishmallow on the seat of the batcomputer's chair. when bruce arrives in the batcave clark whips around, clutching it to his chest and giving bruce such adorable puppydog eyes that bruce momentarily forgets to be mad at dick
also the idea that bruce has all the JL merch in the cave for free but his kids deliberately avoid the batman merch is hilarious
At one point Flash asks Yang what happened to her arm and her response was “it doesn’t matter” which like fair. If she says “my girlfriends ex cut it off” there will be way more questions than this films run time has space for, and let’s not get started on the interdimensional child custody battle that would end up happening.
okay obviously I support paying cgi artists fair and dinsey may choke for not doing that HOWEVER the she hulk team not having the budget to have bruce as professor hulk 100% of the time is incredible and I thank God for that
The anons start playing “Nananana Batman!” whenever he shows up and he is so confused about how they have a theme song for him AND know when he’s there
Mc hums along to it too and takes it as a “gotta hurry up and leave now!”
Wrote this down the other day because I was out and I knew I was going to go get when I got home.
Anyway.
So like when I get bored or I’m waiting on something I’ll spell out my siblings names there’s 5 of them so it helps pass the time. But like I’ll repeatedly spell them out till I can’t anymore, also helps me not overthink.
But anyway, that, but with Bruce. Like he gets in a bad fight probably pinned under rubble or in general unable to contact or he’s just waiting for assistance to get him and he just he spells his sons names over and over and over again. Starts with Dick, then Jason, then Tim, and ends with Damian. But like it’s not just the first names it’s the last ones too. Richard Grayson, Jason Todd, Timothy Drake, Damian Wayne. Even though he’s in pain even though he can’t move he keeps spelling their names because he can’t fail them again, his robins, he can’t fail them again, because he’s already failed them once in many ways. So he keeps saying them, keeps spelling till his words slur, and even then he keeps going, even when his eyes are half open and he’s staring at nothing. Even when he can’t feel the rest of his body he keeps spelling the names till help gets there.
Mmmmmmm yeah don’t mind me typing over here I’m not doing anything important nothing at all.
Brucie Wayne: best tipper in the city, funny, charming, a master at passive-aggressive verbal sparring (which is to say he is is an expert at being a Mean Little Bitch™️).
Bruce Wayne: literally the weirdest dude you will ever meet—the height of eccentric Northeastern old family money oddballery, will 1000% look at you like you’re the weirdo.
AU in which Robin is a grown man and Batman is like a casual teen.
Robin is still the sidekick tho. Helping to keep little Batman on the right track and give him good advice as his adopted parent outside of Alfred. He’s joining him on the little adventures to stop crime to make sure he’s okay and everything.
your life will never be the same after you realize there are lyrics in "born in the usa" besides "kill the yellow man" and "BOOOOOORN IN THE USAAAAA" and "BIG OLE DADDY"
i always just assumed he was howling for the rest of the song