Boo-Hoo
Wacky Packages, 2nd Series
1973
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The Jedi did not enslave the clones and are not intended to be interpreted as having led a slave army. Anakin Skywalker, however, enslaves an entire galaxy by starting with the clones and is intended to be interpreted as a stone-cold selfish greedy fascist bitch who definitely leads a slave army more than once.
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Too plant-like for humans to love, too human-like for plants to love
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my hand hurts and i already gave up on this drawing, but at least this looked cool
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From 1-10 how good are you with children
"Hmmm...I'd say like a uhh...7 outta 10. I've raised a lotta kids and they all turned out fine! Love the shit outta my kids-⚡"
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Everywhere, Everything
•Andrew Hozier X reader
-Warnings: Talking about the future. Established relationships.
It was a perfect summer evening. You and Andrew were laying outside in grass under the trees in the backyard. You keep your head on your boyfriends chest while your hand was intertwined with his. Music played in the background as y’all both laid there peacefully. Finally Andrew broke the silence, “Do you ever think about our future together?” When he asked that you open your eyes and for the first time in a while actually thought about it. “Yea… it’s been awhile though. Why do you wanna know?” You responded while playing with the grass that you laid in. “I was just thinking. I want my life and future with you. I want you to be everywhere with me and also my everything. Like I most literally want you to be with me 'til we're food for the worms to eat. Til our fingers decompose.” He said while knowing damn well he just took half of that sentence out of the song that was playing, ‘Everywhere, Everything.’ By Noah Kahan. You also caught on to what he was doing, but your heart couldn’t help but completely melt when he said that. “We didn't know that the sun was collapsing, 'Til the seas rose and the buildings came crashing. We cried, "Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh"… The song played in the background. “I want to be with you too. Till the end of time or the end of the earth.” You said back. You have never really felt this kind of love before, you couldn’t help but hold back tears. “But do you think it would last?” Andrew asked back hesitantly. “Hozi, I think it would absolutely last. I love you more that I love myself.” You responded. “I love you too.”
“Everywhere, everything I wanna love you 'til we're food for the worms to eat. ‘Til our fingers decompose. Keep my hand in yours.”
You then sat up and looked at him. His freckles were slowly coming back and his hair was a beautiful auburn color in the sun. “Do you think we are in love in every universe?” He then looked at you, putting his hands behind his head he smiled softly and said “I think so… of course we are.”
Note: it’s super short and I apologize for that! I lost my train of thought halfway through. anyways THANKS FOR READING!!!!
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Man I want to go to a Käärijä gig with my friends and stay in like 24th row and have enough room to dance the mic mac and jump like crazy and scream all the lyrics to Välikuolema we can remember and lean on each other when blood sugar level drops before adrenaline kicks in for the last song in the set and cry manly tears and make fun of the first row and their live streams and exchange bracelets and stickers and take selfies together like. is it too much to ask for
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Kourtney Kardashian Barker via Instagram - (kourtneykardash)
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Stoned and drinking strawberry Nesquik milk outta a mason jar like the dirty man I am 🍓🥛🪆
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