(GLINDA HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED AND ELPHABA IS ON A PHONECALL WITH THE KIDNAPPER, NEGOTIATING A RANSOM )
KIDNAPPER: The price has gone up. Twenty five million.
ELPHABA: Yeah, that’s not how a negotiation works.
KIDNAPPER: Like you said, we’re not negotiating.
ELPHABA: I have no reason to believe you even have my roommate.
KIDNAPPER: Oh, you wanted proof? Why didn’t you say so?
KIDNAPPER: *approaches Glinda with a knife*
GLINDA: NO! NO!
ELPHABA: *hears Glinda’s screams over the phone*
ELPHABA: You touch one hair on her head… and you get nothing-
KIDNAPPER: I wouldn’t waste your breath on idle threats, or you may not even recognise your roommate by the time you get her back. You have less than four hours.
KIDNAPPER: *cuts the call*
ELPHABA: *throws her phone down in frustration*
GLINDA: *sobs*
GLINDA: How am I supposed to live like this?
GLINDA: *lifts up her head*
GLINDA: BANGS?! My stylist books four months out. Five for extensions!
KIDNAPPER: You’re lucky. Hair grows back.
GLINDA: Not by summer…… YOU SHOULD’VE SHOT ME!
KIDNAPPER: Keep talking, and I’ll turn it into a mullet.
GLINDA: *gasps in horror*
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Dynasty might be terribly scripted with insane plot lines and terrible direction, but I’m still going to miss it so incredibly much.
No more Carrington family shenanigans.
What a weird world we live in.
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Blake: Oh, here’s one of my favorites -- the day that Fallon and Jeff got engaged.
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#Blake Carrington struggling to understand the concept of Dua Lipa
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Why is it that the only one on dynasty getting good parenting is Sammy Jo😂. Blake and Crystal out here being all soft on him. Anders was soft on him. He’s the baby of the family.
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Blake : *on the phone* Just beat him some more and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.
Blake : Anyways, you said Fallon is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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