#Birb talks

[criptid-birb]

Arospec and polyam lads took one look at societal norms/expectations and went “no, i don’t think i will”

#brought to you by your local aroace #and inspired by the fact someone in my friend group recently came out :D #arospec polyam solidarity 🤝 #birb talks #actually aroace #actually arospec #aromanticism #queerplatonic #polyam memes #polyamourus pride #lgbtq #lgbtqia

[miriena]

My absolute favorite Skwistok trope is Skwisgaar being so Hopelessly in Love™️ with Toki that he can't stand it

#bonus points for angst if you apply this to Bookklok #birb talks #metalocalypse #skwistok

[birdie-writ3s]

Sultry Nights of the War

Prompt: NSFW: Top!General Lilia x Bottom! Baul

Author’s Note: Hi Birb here! It’s been a while since I last posted something here, Baul Brainrot is real so here is a short smut between Gen Lilia and Baul <3 There are a lot of historical inaccuracies here so I hope you forgive me in advance (such as sex toys during the fae-human war!). Have a nice day/night darlings/fledglings~!

CW: OCC Characters! (Since I still haven’t analyzed Baul’s speech patterns, but for this time, I will make him a little bit softer considering that in this au, Lilia and him will be “lovers”.) NSFW, Voyeurism, Anal Fingering, Blowjob, Unprotected Sex (Since it took place in the equivalent of middle ages in Earth, I doubt condoms have been invented already), Degradation, and wrong grammar!

Word Count: 1511 Words

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In the dimly illuminated tent, the air heavy with tension, General Lilia Vanrouge and Baul Zigvolt found themselves in an unexpected and compromising position. They were alone themselves, temporarily forgetting the weight of their obligations as they struggled with the complicated emotions of their forbidden desires.

The day had been long, filled with endless meetings and strategic discussions. The intensity of the battlefield had followed them into the encampment; the weight of their duty was etched deep into their furrowed brows. However, in the middle of the chaos and the horrors of war, a powerful connection had developed between them—a magnetic pull that neither could withstand.

As the evening settled upon the camp, a rare moment of solitude presented itself. Seeking solace and release from the burdens they carried, General Lilia and Baul sought refuge in an empty tent, their hearts racing with carnal desire. It was a forbidden act they were about to engage in, yet the unyielding attraction between them demanded acknowledgment.

The General closed the tent flap behind him, the sound of the rustling fabric echoing in the cramped space as locked gazes conveyed unspoken vows. Their faces were enveloped in shadows by the flickering lighting, which highlighted the yearning that was carved into their features. In that instant, hierarchy and rules vanished, leaving only mutual, primal yearning.

With a mix of hesitation and determination, Lilia closed the distance between them, his hand trembling slightly as it brushed against Baul's cheek. Any concerns or worries were dispelled by the touch, which ignited an electric current that rushed through their bodies. They exchanged a smoldering kiss that threatened to engulf them both in need and longing. Their desire to delve further into their shared passion was fueled by a taste of desperation mixed with the pleasure of forbidden love. The clothes were shed, piece by piece, revealing the vulnerability that lay beneath their stoic exteriors.

As they finished their passionate kiss, Baul knelt before the general. He skillfully and quietly unbuckled the belt of the General’s pants to release the aching member.

“Eager as always, Baul? Ready to take my cock into your mouth-pussy?” Lilia chuckled as he watched Baul eagerly pull out his undergarment, revealing his big, fat cock.

“Ready as always, my general” Baul replied before softly licking Lilia’s cock head.

Lilia groaned as he sensed Baul softly licking his cock. Soon, he could not take it anymore as Lilia grabbed Baul’s hair before thrusting inside his throat. He repeatedly thrust inside Baul’s throat, hitting the deepest part of his mouth-pussy.

“Ugh- you make me feel so good. Your mouth-pussy is as tight as always”, Lilia moaned as he cried one last time before finally releasing his seed inside Baul’s mouth.

“Uhmm! You taste so good, Lilia! I couldn’t get enough of your seed” Baul said as he swallowed the remaining cum of Lilia’s release.

The night escalated to the next level as Lilia reached out for the lubricant, and Baul proceeded to remove his underwear, revealing his plump ass to his lover.

“I prepared myself earlier for you, my dear”, Baul proudly said as he showed off his ass to the general.

“What a good boy! I think my little slut deserves a reward!” Lilia hummed, as he proceeded to pour the lubricant on his hand. He then started stretching Baul’s ass as he inserted the first digit.

“Tight as always, hun, are you sure you prepared yourself earlier?” Lilia teased as he started finding the right spot that would make his lover cry from ecstasy.

“Of course I did! I eve-aaahh!” Baul lewdly moaned as he felt Lilia’s second digit entering his ass.

“Hmmm? What did you do?” Lilia teasingly asked as he continued thrusting his fingers at a fast pace.

“I-I-I even used the toy that you gave me A-a-aHHH!” Baul gasped as he felt that Lilia finally found the right spot.

Lilia wickedly grinned as he continued to abuse that spot, leaving Baul moaning in ecstasy, eventually leading to his first orgasm of the night.

Unbeknownst to the two people passionately making love to each other, a young fae soldier named Phillip found himself hiding behind a large oak tree, his heart pounding with excitement and anticipation. He had stumbled upon a secluded clearing in the camp, a spot that seemed untouched by the hustle and bustle of the other soldiers. Little did he know, he was about to witness an extremely intimate moment between his two superiors deeply in love.

Peering through the slightly opened tent, Phillip caught sight of Lilia and Baul making out inside the tent. Baul, a man with broad shoulders and a confident stride, was sprawled on the layers of the makeshift bed as Lilia continued to thrust his elongated fingers inside Baul’s tight ass. His used-to-be crisp uniform was now smeared with their bodily fluids.

Phillip discreetly unzipped his pants to release his aching member as the couple proceeded to make love to one another. He started to stroke himself in time with the couple's synced thrust.

Back to the couple, as Baul pants from his climax, leaving them completely naked in the brisk night air.

“Lilia, please! I can’t take it anymore!” Baul cried as he felt Lilia crawl on top of him.

“Are you that excited for me to fuck you stupid?” Lilia degradingly asked as he lubricated his cock before aligning himself with Baul’s hole.

“Yes! Lilia, hurry! Put it in! I miss having your cock inside me!” Baul desperately cried as Lilia slowly bottomed out.

“You are such a slut, Baul, my very own handsome slut, so hungry for your master’s cock, huh?”, Lilia caressed Baul’s soft midnight green locks as he continued thrusting inside Baul’s tight hole.

“Look at how much your ass clenches every time I call you a slut” Lilia commented as he watched his cock disappear into the hole.

“Do you like it that much, slut?” Lilia asked as he hugged Baul closer, allowing him to reach deeper inside.

“Aaaa! Aaaah! Aaaaaah! Ughhh! Y-y-yes! I love it, Lilia”, Baul breathed out as he tried catching his breath.

“Call me your master!” Lilia angrily said as he grabbed Baul’s hair, pulling him closer, eager to correct his slut. Lilia lifted his right arm up; his left arm kept Baul’s in place before bringing it down, leaving a red handprint on Baul’s ass.

“M-master! Master! Master!” Baul cried while Lilia continued slapping his ass as he started picking up his pace.

“Ooooh! Master! Please! Fuck me harder! Fuck your slut harder! Oh master!” As the muscular man said those words, Lilia’s grip on his own sanity snapped. His eyes turned into slits, as if a switch had been flipped on, and he began harshly pounding his large cock inside Baul’s ass, earning him an even louder moan and cry.

“Don’t be shy, scream my name, slut! Tell everyone how good I make you feel right now as I fuck you deep and hard”, Lilia demanded as he continued manhandling Baul. He continued pulling Baul’s hair, making him clench his ass tighter due to the pleasurable pain that he felt.

“Master Lilia! Ugh- Master Lilia! Oooh- it feels so good! I love having your large cock inside my tight asshole!” Baul screamed as he felt himself nearing his orgasm.

“Master, I am cumming!” Baul cried as he started seeing stars, his eyes rolling to the back of his head.

“Let’s cum together, slut” Lilia exasperatedly said as he felt himself close to cumming. And seconds later, they both released their long-awaited orgasm as they both panted.

“I love you Baul, my own slut”, Lilia lovingly said as he pecked Baul’s soft lips.

“I love you too master…Master Lilia”, Baul affectionately replied, as he once again kissed Lilia, engulfing him in a warm embrace.

As the echoes of their mutual desire faded and reality resurfaced in their subconscious minds, General Lilia and Baul knew the risks they had taken. They were aware of the repercussions if their secret came to light. But in that fleeting moment of intimacy, they had tasted the forbidden fruit, and now they had to grapple with the fragile equilibrium between honour and desire, an emotional conflict that could alter the trajectory of their lives for the rest of eternity.

Meanwhile, as the young fae soldier Phillip released his orgasm, he observed their intimate exchange, he couldn't help but feel a mixture of undeniable pleasure and longing. Their love was palpable, like an electric current in the air, and he couldn't tear his gaze away. He was captivated by the way they looked at each other, the depth of emotion that emanated from every sensual touch and gesture. Phillip slowly emerged from his hiding spot, his heart still fluttering with a newfound appreciation for the beauty of love and a ragged-breath as he was still recovering from his release. He took one last look at the spot where their intimacy had unfolded and he walked away, a smile graced his lips.

07.02.2023

#twst #twisted wonderland #birb writes #birdie writes #birb twst #disney twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst smut #smut #birb talks #twst fanfic #lilia vanrouge #lilia twst #twst baul #baul twst #twst lilia #baul zigvolt #zigvolt #twst disney #disney twst #twst diasomnia #diasomnia #general lilia #twisted wonderland smut #lilia smut headcanon #lilia x baul #twst ns/fw #ns/fw #ns/fw community #gay ns/fw

[corvidthots]

I think one of the more frustrating things about the "girl reaches self-actualization by putting away silly things like makeup and fashion and embracing Natural Beauty" is that it's technically right in some ways

But it's never told in a "girl realizes the beauty industry is rooted in giving her insecurities about very normal traits for humans to have, and then sell her the solution to things that aren't a problem, and she thus grows disillusioned with the entire system." Or could be from a "girl realizes that her self-worth and, by extension, other people's value, is not determined by who best fits society's beauty norms"

It's always "girl realizes she, specifically, was vain for caring about Girl Things like fashion and makeup and decides to grow up by Going Natural (because she conveniently is thin/tall/white/already fits society's beauty standards even without a 2 hour long morning routine)"

#birb talks #waiting for piss on the poor reading comprehension to say 'how dare you tell people who like doing makeup that theyre bad' #idk as ever im babbling about the tendency for people to ascribe blame to individuals rather than the whole system

[avalovesindie]

i don’t think we as a society talk enough about how fucked up it is that some birds can mimic us and talk

#Ecology #science #birbs #birb talks #birb talk #Birds

[kanraandchrome]

My brother : I've never listened to Fall Out Boys before.

Me : I PULL UP

My brother : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He danced. I win.

#brotherly affection #birb talks #personal #music #I love that we are 6 years apart #That age gap is his agony and my bliss

[riverhells]

Beep boop, birbs

#birds #found shifu #hairless #birb talks #smol birbs #big bird

[kielisjustfine]

i wanna post my tav x astarion art but im very self-conscious of it www

#birb talks

[shayna365x]

Wednesday, 11/30/22. I finished my book today! And this little bird watched me do it.

#365 #hi gramma #all is well and all will be well #bird #backyard birds #birb talks

[paused-waterfall]

Rating the photoshop for bird products I found on Amazon

It's a classic story: You want to sell a product for bird owners on Amazon. Your potential customers may just need some reference for how big your product is, or may need to be shown how a bird might use such an exotic item as a "perch". But you don't want to wrangle one or more birds for the sake of a product image. So you turn to photoshop.

Let's take a moment to rank some of these works of art:

Delightful. The masking is a bit off around the crest, but I don't think it needs to be fixed. 9/10, you got the point across.

A rare example of a bird that is not lost in a white void. Based on the product description, this perch should actually be several inches smaller than a cockatiel, but as we'll see we can't get too picky about scale. 6/10, perspective could use some work.

Interesting color of macaw, FASCINATING take on the relative sizes of macaws and lovebirds. 4/10, the lovebird seems to be enjoying themself but I think you're trying to pretend a macaw wouldn't toss this thing around like an overpriced foot toy.

Why doesn't the cockatiel get to play? 4/10, this makes me sad.

That bird might have actually been standing on that skateboard when they were sucked into the white void! Amazing! 13/10, cockatiel finally gets to play!

This toy's largest dimension is 18.5 inches. Blue-and-gold macaws are around 30–34 inches. 2/10, please the lies have to stop.

This is just a collage. It no longer feels like they're trying to tell me how big these things are; I might not know how big your wicker heart with streamers is, but I know a lorikeet is smaller than a macaw. Incredulity has stretched far enough to snap. 3/10, still pretty birds.

2/10, hey wait I know that macaw--

The birds and toys hang in a void. There is no suggestion that these birds were ever near these toys, but the blue parakeet has been artfully depicted as perching on one of them. I do not feel deceived, I feel informed. 10/10.

No. No. What have you done?? Did the mirror eat his face? Why did you let the mirror eat his face? Please, destroy the mirror before it comes for us all. 1/10, I swear I've seen that bird somewhere else.

oh my fucking god

#birds #birb talk #birb

[birbsstorageroom]

Sometimes I see friends being still online and I start to worry like "omg is something happening to them ? Should I slide in their DM ? Is it ok to answer that DM from a month ago rn then ?" and suddenly I realise OH SHIT I AM AWAKE AT THIS HOUR-

#Birb talks #Just a glimpse at my daily stupidity #Hi I'll go to work in 5h

[criptid-birb]

I love making poorly editted memes

#identity v #aesop carl #embalmer idv #gatto idv #identity v memes #birb talks

[miriena]

Hey y'all, I hate to come in here and beg for money, but I'm in an extremely bad financial situation. I can hardly afford bills rn, so any kind of help would be wonderful.

I also have commissions open if you'd be interested in that.

Not only are my art commissions open but I'm also doing a sale on badges for my furry audience

If you're interested in a commission, please feel free to shoot me a dm. If you want to help without commissioning me, my Ko-fi has an option for one-time donations.

Thanks so much 🩷

#my art #birb talks #artists on tumblr #digital art #furry #signal boost #boost #please boost #commissions #anthro #financial help

[birdie-writ3s]

Temporary Intro

Hi there! Welcome to Birb's writing blog!

Informations about Birb

Name: Birb

Pronouns: He/him/they/them

Nickname: Birdie

Hometown: Valley of Thorns

Social Media Accounts: Twitter: @birdie_writ3s

Although this account will include a variety of works, it is primarily a twisted wonderland account. I have been wanting to get acquainted to more twst enthusiasts here on Tumblr. Please be advised, that my works will not be limited to fluff. I would like to use this opportunity to write about highly sensitive subjects like yandere, self-awareness, body horror, NSFW and other sensitive content. Rest assured that I am going to make every effort to tag these sensitive works appropriately. Please be reminded that although I write things featuring dark themes, it does not mean that I condone these things in real life. I believe that having healthy relationships in real life is an utmost priority of a person and staying in a toxic/ unhealthy relationship is an important sign of danger.

I will not prevent anyone from reading my works, especially those that feature sensitive contents, but I do not take any responsibility/liability on what you are reading no matter what age group you are from. Just be cautious of what you consume.

That is all and have a wonderful day my fledglings~

Requests are open!

Masterlist

Longing - Yandere Self Aware Vil Schoenheit AU

Hiking with You - Fluff Jade Leech x Reader

#birdie talks #birb talks #birdie writes #birb writes #birb twst #twst #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland

[corvidthots]

on public transit and this woman is on her phone which. annoying but unfortunately somewhat expected at this point. she starts saying "oh my goodness, i do hear him" in a baby voice. she then holds out her phone and starts video calling. no headphones. and treats the whole bus to a speakerphone of crying baby. like you really looked around and went "wow this bus full of people is quietly minding their business, sure wish i had a crying baby to interrupt that. let's get a virtual one, that'll fix it." i'm going back in time and i haven't decided if i should throw down with edison or steve jobs to prevent this reality

#birb talks #this is definitely the Chronic Pain making my mood worse #but like. holy shit dude. #how do y'all have this bad manners

[limboni]

✨The first steps, the first friends✨

Next chapter>

I really liked making it! But I feel if I'm to continue it, I either need to change how I am doing or I don't know... It took me a month per page, and it is ignoring a great blank where I wasn't drawing it..

But I like sky:cotl! I would like to do more fanart!

P.s. I will add the alt text a bit later I did it :D

(also have different kinda overall shading variants, but I liked this one a bit more)

#sky children fanart #sky children of the light #sky cotl #fanart #art #comic #sky cotl comic #sky children of the light fanart #digital art #I would love to do more of it.. I already have ideas! but life #but work! #my dear birb and moth #.... I may need to stop with those tags just for talking at least here #yea... I really should