#Beer Wars

[machetelanding]

#funny #humor #star wars #darth vader #cerveza cristal #chile #beer #alcohol #advertisements #product placement #memes #science fiction #fantasy #movies

[thatnununguy]

BOY. LOOK AT THIS ONE. SUCH A BEAUTY.

#doodle #homestuck #wayward vagabond #i love this war veteran <3 #we as a society need more content were wv just chils and enjoys a beer #give that man a can and a vest! #he deserves it

[fawnsite]

#random icons #sabrina carpenter #kiko mizuhara #kirsten dunst #maria isabel #mariaisabel #audrey hepburn #war and peace natasha rostova #madonna #jane birkin #alana champion #alanabc #madison beer #coquette #layouts #female icons #runway icons #supermodels icons #no psd icons #it girls #high fashion #site model #aesthetic #moodboard

[angermango]

freestyle shitposting with the Huldra Bros (+some other guys but this ain't about them)

and an alternative take for the first one:

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #brok #sindri #huldra brothers #gow brok #gow sindri #kratos #atreus #freya #gow freya #meme #shitpost #>>mango(t)art #lbr brok has not bathed for actual dwarven centuries #he doesn't know what a ''skincare routine'' is (or he does but he does not care for it) #also i think the reason brok is such a joy of a character is because he's just a ball of unfiltered ballin' #he goes through life not giving a fuck and doing incredible things on a whim in spite of everything #gods monsters undead or immortal he don't care he knows he's a great blacksmith and can kick ass so he does and says as he pleases #he lives in the intersection of ''fuck it we ball'' and ''hold my beer'' that lands squarely in the zone of hell yeah each time #also they're playing hnefatafl in the 3rd one but i don't know enough of the rules to know if their board is legal #but given brok. i mean. does it matter? #also that 4th one isn't that literally every interaction with the dwarves in game fsdlsdwlh

[ganondoodle]

this isnt as long as before but i just cannot stop thinking about this, why i dislike story and lore boils down to these main point

--the ending feels unsatisfying as hell even if i ignore everything i dont like about how the game treated zelda and ganondorf, the ending itself just feels, despite being presented as super epic an touching, incredibly empty to me and part of it is that it feels like an unearned return to status quo of course i didnt think zelda would stay a dragon and i actually wanted to help her, which is why i kept trying to hunt down impa since she said shes gonna search for a way for us to help zelda, bc i wanted to!! i was eager to help her!

i fully hoped and kinda expected that thered either be some kind of dragon dungeon (think, the water dragon from okami) tho that would be difficult since you can get items from her so i ended up thinking before going into the end thered be a mission with impa (or at least given to you from her) where she found answers in ancient scripts (that she told you she would look through) and that you need to find a special lil thing that will help zelda undragonfy, like some sort of ultra secret forbidden enigma stone able to reverse dragon transformations kinda deal (golden opportunity to make you go and talk to the yiga bc they might know or even own some ancient texts) that youd keep in your inventory until the very end and after you kill dragondorf (pretty mortal for becoming an immortal dragon huh) you take it out and use it, undragonfying zelda and ending in a similar epic falling and paralel to the beginning way

... and instead impa stays in the house and only has a few repeating dialog boxes and does nothing and you cant do anything bc in the end you just get randomly teleported (and stripped of your clothing AGAIN) into some weird ethereal plane somehow?? with the ghost of long ass dead sonia and apparently not as gone as i thought rauru (seriously i felt sad when he went poof at the end of the tutorial but i guess i shouldnt have) awkwardly blasting dragon zelda with some magic tm and its all reversed no problem (heck me for caring i guess) turns out helping her was killing an evil guy we never really knew and mineru just kinda says lol its bc time and light magic i guess lol as an explanation

like i really wanted to go and help zelda! i was motivated to do it and spent HOURS trying to find impa again but i wasnt allowed to do anything bc zelda gets saved by some deus ex machina bs in the end anyway, what a fool i was, of course killing the evil guy is the solution to everything >:( (and no i dont care if its meant as in uwu sonia and rauru wanted to help one last time uwu bc it doesnt change how unsatisfying it was to watch it all just kinda happen)

--point two is just how much totk feels like its trying to REPLACE botw instead of being a sequel, its not building on anything of it its ripping out the fundation and building its own thing in its place, like i was so excited to see what happened to the titans, and all the sheikah tech what they mabe had done in all that time now that theres a tech enthusiastic girl as the head of the monarchy, maybe even find out more about them and instead its just all ... gone with not explanation? theres isnt even a LAME explanation, its just gone?? you never find out what the ancient energy actually was, and why there were concentrations of it in the regions with the ancient furnace (well heck it didnt even have anything to do with ganondorf actualyl bc that would have been too interesting) bc that was so intrigueing?? like yeah where DID it come from and why is it there ?? and oh suddendly hey look theres an even MORE ancient and even MORE advanced civilization thats way COOLER and BETTER than the ancient sheikah now, they also built stuff everywhere and have been here ALL ALONG cant you see its everywhere!! and its the only thing everyone cares about all of the sudden, all evdidence of the ancient sheikah tech was scraped of the earth so there literally only being some guardian parts on top of the hateno lab feels like an oversight now bc everything lese was to thourohgly wiped of the map- for no reason even?? like im totalls fine with it being useless and not working anymore but .... why remove it like it was wiped from history?? and then they have the gall to mention the happenings of botw like, twice in the entire game but still just give you the most basic summary of it mentioned on a sidenote with again not even a hint what happened to all of it

wouldnt there have been the golden opportunity to use it to access the new parts and map points that changed?? like a shrine thats fallen into the underground, an access to caves and the underground in the broken and collapsed elevator tube of a sheikah srhine?? maybe even a broken interior of an old shrine, like the room you get put into with the puzzle and where the monk once were broken and half overgrown in the udnerground? some left over construction site where you can see oh thats how the ancient sheikah got all that tech underground, bc they all had access to it and built it there to then rise up when its needed? maybe even making use of the old sonau sites since they frequnetly built their srhines within those ruins?? that the ancient sheikah found em and put the ruins to use? to research it and built their own stuff from it? it wouldnt have to have any focus, literally just part of the enviroment even

really everything totk does is like -forget botw ever happend, look how much cooler and better i am, who cares about sheikah stuff sonau are the new cool guys that came out of nowhere but now apparently have been everywhere all along actually-

i LOVE botw and with it feeling much more like its attempting to replace botw instead of building its story and world further every reference to botw i found felt like a slap in the face instead, oh look where the shrine of life used to be isnt even a hint left of sheikah tech somehow, and also right under it is the lake of healing filled with sonau structure bc ACTUALLY they were here FIRST bc they are so cool omg you guys

dare i say it feel a little like they wanted to make an entirely different version of botw basically, but wanted to reuse the map and models so they just said yeah uhhhh its totally a sequel yeah yeha that makes sense, its not erasing botw and doing essentiall the same thing again but bigger cooler and better (tm) its just uuh a ...sequel ye.

#ganondoodles talks #totk spoilers #totk #sorry i got longer again #also what was calamtiy ganon then #if it was ganondorf trying to resurrect himself outside of the seal then ... wouldnt he ... mention it or something or anyoone no? #also dont like how all the teasers made it seem like there was soem great mystery as to how gan got down there- #.. actually how DID he get down there thats a pretty weird place to go to war too #-aynway and WHO did this to him omg he looks in pain maybe theres more to it alll omg #and then its just ... yeah cool guy tm sealed him #oh ... ok #why would you tease us with a good time then bring stale chips and an empty beer can you have brought with you three times before already #like i get we love to read more into stuff that isnt there #but they were oh so vageu with the teasers and stuff we got to see when its all just #the same schlok but even more tasteless than before

[glassfullofsass]

Went out to a brewery with a book so I could be around people without having to interact with them (I had a Day, it's fine).

Had a great time, 10/10 would recommend.

However. Let me tell you all. The book I took. The book that I picked up on my way out the door -because I am reading Stars, Hide Your Fires by Jessica Mary Best (who wrote The Strange Case of Starship Iris), which is a pretty good book (8/10 would recommend), but I am almost all the way through with it and I decided I would finish well before I was done with whatever I was consuming at the brewery- the book I fucking picked up was This is How You Lose the Time War.

Y'all I am losing my goddamned mind. I understand now why this book blew up on Twitter. I understand why people have lost their shit about this book. this book is fucking insane. I cannot. it is. it is fucking. I do not understand how people can be this goddamn horny and there's fucking nothing to do with any kind of physicality in this book.it is insane. The forbidden yearning is tangible.

I. please, I just... just, I don't know. I don't even know. just fucking leave me here to die, I guess because I am, at this point, I am a useless little fucking puddle of goo on the face of the universe.

This book has unmade me and I am barely a third of the way through with it.

#This is How You Lose the Time War #Books #I am a little tipsy but stg. It's not the beer it's the book. #Between Tumblr and voice to text this post is incomprehensible I am sorry

[2000skid4ever]

Another funny star wars beer thing with yoda

#star wars #luke skywalker #master yoda #beer #hilarious

[scavengedluxury]

Nothing could have prepared me for Obi-Wan chinning a few cold ones with the lads.

#star wars #beer #chile #Youtube

[threebea]

Rex complains when his jedi throws him off a cliff but Cody would not complain he thinks that's a good time. Also remember his little 'heh' at Vos's dramatic entrance. He loves that shit

Cody has tricked people into thinking he's sensible! He doesn't even pretend! Like Obi-Wan rebukes Anakin for jumping out of a speeder in traffic five minutes after jumping out of a window. Obi-Wan is embarrassed he's an action Jedi, Cody isn't. Cody thinks it's cool.

People sort of project Jedi personalities onto the clones serving under them. Like Anakin and Obi-Wan sass each other at some point about Rex being reckless and Cody being boring but they were insulting each other and not referring to Cody and Rex's personalities at all.

Probably Obi-Wan, used to working with Anakin is like: wow Cody is so solid and reliable, look at him taking cover before rushing into that pit of droids.

And Anakin is used to Obi-Wan's lectures so when Rex politely points out potential flaws Anakin is like: yes! Rex gets it! Rex is down with my insane plans!

#commander cody #commander rex #captain rex #Obi-Wan kenobi #Anakin Skywalker #cody is subtle but he is infact the hold my beer clone #he loves the chaos of working with Obi-Wan #who is also an adrenaline junkie but is embaressed by it #star wars

[mistergreatbones]

None of the clone troopers have ever spoken Mando'a in canon, however Rex has called people "kid", including several clones, Ahsoka, and Ezra. We also hear Cody refer to his subordinates as "kid" as well, and once he refers to another clone as "son" (Chopper in the Hidden Enemy)

Additionally, in the 'The Deserter', Rex explains that he is fighting so "our children and their children [won't] be forced to live under an evil I can't well imagine." When Cut points out that Rex can't have kids, as it's against the rules, Rex responds that "it doesn't matter if it's my children or other people's children." He is not denying that he doesn't have kids, but instead implying that he sees no different between his own offspring and others'.

Therefore, there is technically more textual evidence to support the headcanon that Rex would be referred to as "Dad" instead of "ori'vod" should a member of the 501st require a familiar nickname for him. In this essay I will examine the significance of this moniker in relation to Captain Rex, and expand upon how this may change our understanding of the GAR's interpersonal relationships

#rex is the 501st's dad #rex is domino's dad #rex is ahsoka's dad #rex is ezra's dad #rex is everyone's dad #when he checks up on tup before umbara? dad. #when he calls ahsoka 'kid'? dad. #“i see the way you look at my children” yeah cuz he's thinking about his own! #captain rex #the siege of mandalore was literally just rex and anakin's daughter comes home from college and everyone's trying to adapt #anakins all 'remember when you liked beads and lightersabers :) wdym youre not a kid anymore? youre my kid i know what you like :/ #meanwhile rex's like 'hey since youre an adult now wanna jump outta a plane w/o a parachute #you can teach me how to shotgun a beer later' #tcw #star wars the clone wars #leo says shit

[coldcanadianwinters]

I just like the fact that Simon apparently has about a million of the exact same polaroid of Betty smiling at the camera. This man must have told her to hold still and keep that smile on her face for like 2 hours as he just snapped shot after shot so he could guarantee that he'd always have her by his side (and also always be able to make rituals ifg HFGDHS)

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #fionna and cake spoilers #like seriously this man pulls out a picture of betty for the first ritual #and then another during the Lich ritual #he had like 2 or 3 amongst his shit he brought to Marceline's place in I Remember You when he asks her to sing with him #There's the one he pulls out at Root Beer Guy's bar (though admittedly that could be the same one he uses in the first ritual) #He's got a picture of her on the desk behind him in Holly Jolly Secrets before the war #(againt admittedly that's not the same pic BUT STILL I'M COUNTING IT ANYWAYS hgdsh) #like bro polaroid film isn't cheap fhdgsh why'd you take so many of the same picture #at least from different angles my guy #anyways I find it as hilarious as it is sad bc he's clearly now holding every picture of Betty he has so so dearly #</3 ough

[dashalbrundezimmer]

gisbertstraße // köln stammheim

the last jug in the krug has long since been emptied, but what remains is the memory of merry times on gisbertstraße. across the street, by the way, is the cigarette house I've already shown you. there must have been a lively exchange between the two shops in the past.

der letzte krug im krug ist schon lange geleert, was bleibt ist die erinnerung an feuchtfröhliche zeiten auf der gisbertstraße. gegenüber ist übrigens das schon von mir gezeigte zigarettenhaus. da war früher bestimmt mal ein reger austausch zwischen beiden geschäften.

stammheim gezielt zu besuchen war auf jedenfall eine gute idee, die städtische pheripherie ist wie so oft die reinste zeitkapsel aus wirtschaftswunderzeiten

#neonsign #pub #kneipe #bier #architecture #photography #architecture photography #zum krug #beer #wirtschaftswunder #germany #rhineland #cologne #köln stammheim #nachkriegszeit #german post war modern #design #post war modern #nachkriegsarchitektur #post war architecture #german post war architecture #cologne post war architecture #rhineland post war architecture #nachkriegsarchitektur köln #nachkriegsarchitektur rheinland #deutsche nachkriegsarchitektur #urban #urban photography

[bunkerhillbros]

"Champagne of Beers, it is." from Mir Bernheim.

#Star Wars #Luke Skywalker #Yoda #Miller High Life #Miller Beer #MGD #Miller Genuine Draft #beer #beer can #jedi #jedi training #beer olympics #beerfest #Mir Bernheim #funny #cute #painting

[clove-pinks]

Tonight's find in the grocery store: Commodore Perry IPA!!! omg @ussporcupine I've finally made it! To the land of—to the other land of Commodore Perry.

I'm drinking one now, to see for myself if it is "Victoriously hopped, with an arsenal of caramel malt flavors befitting the Hero of Lake Erie."

#oliver hazard perry #war of 1812 #alcohol #feat. sunny the cat #i would say this beer is pretty good #it goes very well with my dinner of hotdogs #shaun talks #battle of lake erie

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

#talkin #tik tok #star wars #chile #advertising #cristal beer

[frogshunnedshadows]

"The sacred taste!"

#cerveza cristal #star wars #memes #am i too late for this one? #everybody else is so quick with this stuff #humor #beer #photoshop #cerveza #luke skywalker