#Becoming Wilde

[vaor]

things i wish i had known when i escaped my family household and couldn't ask my parents for help

invest in a good mattress early on. there are many other ends you can save on - sleep is not one of them. this is key to how much energy you'll have throughout the day

you don't need a bedframe but you do need a slatted bed base (even if it's just pallets)

opening a bank account is easy

there's youtube tutorials for everything. how to install your washing machine, how to use tools, fixing stuff around the place. channels like dad, how do i? are a godsend

change energy provider as soon as your old deal runs out. you'll get better offers elsewhere and avoid price gouging

assemble a basic first aid kid at home: painkillers, probiotics, alcohol wipes, bandages, tweezers, antihistamine tablets - anything you might need in a pinch

and an emergency toolkit: flashlight, extra batteries, a utility knife, an adjustable wrench, multi-tool, duct tape

set your fridge to the lowest temperature it can go. the energy consumption is minimal in difference and it'll give you +4/7 days on most foods

off-brand products are almost always the same in quality and taste, if not better, for half the price

coupons will save you a lot of money in the long run

there's no reason to be shy around employees at the bank/laundromat/store; most people will be happy to help

vegetarian diets are generally cheap if you make food from scratch

breakfast is as important as they say

keep track of your budget in a notebook or excel file - e.g. rent, phone and internet bills, food, leisure so you'll have an overlook on your spending over the months

don't gamble

piracy is okay

stealing from big stores and chains is also ethically okay

keep medical bills and pharmacy receipts for tax returns

also, file your tax returns early

take up a hobby that isn't in front of a screen. pottery, music, going for a run every now and then, stuff that'll keep you busy and sane

and most importantly... you're allowed to get the stuff you want. treat yourself to the occasional mundane thing. a good scented candle. a bath bomb. that body lotion that makes you feel like royalty. the good coffee beans.

you're free and you deserve to be happy.

#going from being denied basic knowledge to becoming independent over night was wild lmao #but here i am #four years later #doing pretty good #maya screams into the void #moving out #abusive parents

[cronchy-baguette]

i've caved yall... the way i am so normal about laezel and shadowheart (stay tuned....)

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #laezel #lae'zel #the way her character arc is so beautiful to me #the way she becomes softer and softer and her words more and more poetic #you have taken the whole of me. i could never accept just a piece of you in return #IM BROKEN IM BROKEN IM BROKEN #shoutout to devora wilde for acting the shit out of this role like her Voice is Lae'zel's Voice

[soyochii]

Cause all of my enemies started out friends 🏹

#jjk #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu #I'm ill they were so in love #Anyway breaking up infront of a kfc to becoming teen dads is a wild pipeline #my art #jujutsu kaisen

[blinkpen]

do u think studying how caterpillars totally liquify into living soup that somehow knows how to then restructure and solidify into a butterfly might be how we unlock the shapeshifting power-up on the evolution skill tree

#sporadic warbling #when can test to see if butterflies retain memories from when they were caterpillars in spite of their brains also becoming soup #i'm doodling worldbuilding stuff about how succubi/incubi work in MD and thinking about Bugs #and all the wild stuff bugs do #you know how it is when ur trans u inevitably start tappin ur foot waiting for when science can give u dragon parts

[sergle]

Aw man I love city folk so much

#i keep making myself laugh #girl how many more really wild statements do I have to make before it becomes apparent I'm not killing the bird #sergle.txt #everybody thinks I'm serious about the shredder tweet 😭 #girl please use your head!! #translation: these chicks were from a sexed batch and we wanted all hens. it's not super hard! cmon!

[yelmosaur]

So...Zelda live action

#tloz #the legend of Zelda #loz #legend of Zelda #loz live action #zelda live action #if i hate it i could become a wild creature and find Miyamoto wherever he is #Miyamoto if I were you I would take decisions very carefully #for your own wellbeing #/joke

[professional-termite]

nbc hannibal au where everything is the same except hannibal has a tumblr blog called i-cook-and-eat-rude-people and nobody questions or reports it because they think its just another gimmick blog

#he doesnt post pictures of him eating people or anything #people just send him “rp” asks about cannibalism #and he answers completely accurately #and then the account goes offline for 3 years right as hannibal is arrested #and that starts a bunch of wild speculation about “omg did the chesapeake ripper have a tumblr blog or is this part of the gimmick???” #eventually hannibal makes one final post like “hey guys srry i was gone so long i got arrsted for eating all those people. i am currently #fleeing the country with my boyfriend. expect to never hear from me again“ #and then it just becomes common knowledge that the chesapeake ripper was a tumblrina #its added to the pantheon of messed up crap that has gone on in this site #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #nbc hannigram #hannibal #termite talks

[reegis]

doodled a non-chibi version of myself for one of the first times since i transitioned & the difference to my last one is so funny to me like

those are not even Close to the same person jsjdjs

#i forget i used to try n be so ultra fem before… wild #2018-19ish > 2023 #i have become the fat ratman of my dreams #my art

[mylonelydreaming]

These two have a somewhat similar personality to me. People think both of them are cold and uncaring, but they really aren't like that. I think it'd be funny to see them interact

#TP Link and Botw Zelda watching them become fast friends through instinctive kuudere/autism to autism communication #botw #breath of the wild #twilight princess #loz tp #princess zelda #tp zelda #link #botw link #totk link #loz #zelda #tloz #legend of zelda

[ink-the-artist]

Steven Seagal Devouring His Carrot

#idk why that video is so funny to me it just is #hes just such a ridiculous person anything he does is funny #he is a huge piece of shit but a lot of his shitty behavior is so entertaining #like his weird russia thing hes doing now #hes become like. an actual russian puppet and hes buddies with putin its wild #art #colored pencil #watercolor #illustration #saturn devouring his son

[glow-worms-are-believers]

Lost and Found (dp x dc)

Alfred sighed as he looked over the wide gymnasium, thinking to himself that he shouldn’t have listened to Leslie. Community service was all well and good as a way to connect with people, but overseeing an inter-school bakery-sale-and-science-fair combined event was proving to be more chaotic than anything else.

As another child dropped yet another just-bought desert on the floor, Alfred slunk into the shadows deciding to let the clean-up be someone else’s task for once. As he got further and further from the main hubbub, the ex(?)-butler arrived near a small exit door and snuck out quitely. As the fresh air hit his face, Alfred let out a breath. Seeing so many children around had him thinking of his charge and where he could possibly be.

The older man hadn’t brought a pack, since he’s been going to a school, but in the moment he wished he had. Sighing once again, Alfred shook off the craving as he took a few steps towards the communal school garden when the sight of a black-haired boy sitting with his back to him had him freezing. A second later his brain caught up to him, reminding him that this was not young master Bruce. The crushing disappointment he felt as he recognized the boy in front of him was much to small to be his little master Bruce surprised him by its intensity.

Alfred took a moment to compose himself before he cleared his throat. The noise had the figure flinching and turning their head towards the older man. Then, as the boy caught sight of the older man, he seemed to slump. Seeing that he was unlikely to speak up first, Alfred took it upon himself to start the conversation.

“Might I inquire what you are doing outside, young man?”

The boy’s shoulder slumped even more though he still answered. “Haven’t got any sweets to sell,” he mumbled.

“Oh?” Alfred sounded out. “Why is that?”

“My cookies ate my homework so I had to put them down,” said the boy as he finally raised his head, long-suffering

But Alfred could only breathe a faint “Indeed?” as the boy’s features were exposed. The resemblance with master Bruce was so uncanny that the butler had trouble looking away. But as he examined him more closely he could see some minute differences. The boy didn’t have the sharp jawline both mister Wayne and master Bruce had shared. His nose was smaller than master Bruce’s and his eyes were paler than the darker blue passed down through the Wayne line. The sight of a face so similar and yet not quite like master Bruce had his mind jumping to the portrait hung above the manor’s fireplace and the face of the toddler sitting on his mother’s lap as a slightly older child stood beside her with his father’s hand on his shoulder.

Everyone had bemoaned the two-fold tragedy of the Waynes. First to lose their youngest son at such a young age, only to be themselves brutally murdered only a few months later. All was left of the previously illustrious Waynes was a grief-stricken eight-year-old who had just lost his brother and parents in such a short period of time. Alfred sighed as he remembered how angry master Bruce was at his inability to find out to this day what had happened to his brother. The man half-suspected this was how the young man had developed such an obsession with solving mysteries.

Once again having to focus back on the boy in front of him, Alfred smiled at the boy. Then, the boy’s word registered and the man let out an amused huff. “You had no choice but to put an end to that, I suppose. Cookies as spirited as yours would sell poorly in any case.”

“Oh you’ve got no idea,” muttered the young man as he pushed himself to his feet only for his hand to slip on the wet wood surrounding the gardening plots and falling face-first onto the hard wooden surface.

“Oh dear!” exclaimed Alfred as he darted to assist the boy in straightening up. The boy groaned in pain as he held his nose and Alfred could see drops of red falling down.

“Here,” said the older man as he handed the boy a fabric handkerchief.

“Thanks,” the teen croaked as he accepted it.

“Put your head between your knees,” Alfred instructed. “Breathe through your mouth.”

The boy offered a thumbs-up as he complied. Alfred waited patiently by the teen as he kept the handkerchief held against his nose. After a moment, the boy held it away experimentally and when he felt no more blood flowing he turned towards Alfred.

“Thanks,” he said before he looked down at the red-stained white fabric. “I can wash it and return it if you give me a return address.”

“It’s alright,” Alfred refused. “I don’t mind washing it.”

“Thanks,” repeated the boy as he handed the older man the handkerchief back, as he got to his feet, this time more gingerly. “I best get back before my friends start looking for me.”

“Be careful on the way back,” Alfred couldn’t help saying.

The boy hummed and as he turned around for a final wave goodbye, their eyes connected and Alfred felt a jolt travel through his body. Though the pale blue of Danny’s eyes was not the distinctive shade of the Waynes, it was however identical to the color of the late Martha Wayne’s eyes. As the boy opened the exit door and disappeared in the crowd of people, Alfred looked down at the blood-stained handkerchief.

He knew there was a less than infinitesimal chance. Still. What would it hurt to make absolutely sure?

#Lost princess AU #dc x dp #dp x dc #Danny fenton is bruce wayne’s younger brother #alfred pennyworth #roxpox #roxpoxwrote #Bruce is off traipsing around the world learning the skills necessary to become a furry vigilante with adoption problems in the future #Can you believe he left Alfred alone for 7 years? #Poor Alfred doesn’t deserves such a wild child

[maarcyeen]

has anyone done this yet

continuation: [x]

#mx art #android link #digital art #art #link fanart #zelda fanart #botw fanart #botw #breath of the wild #botw au #tloz au #dbh #detroit become human #botw link #botw zelda #botw zelink #zelink

[glass-noodle]

[CW: blood]

lab merman AU part 15

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Otherwise, thank you so so much for sticking with me and leaving the nicest comments, asks, reactions, and tags. You’re all so incredible and I am so fortunate to be here with you all. 💕

#hankcon #lab merman au #dbh #detroit become human #dbh fanart #detroit become human fanart #perhaps it’s becoming obvious which movie has inspired this series the most 😂 #still a lot of different sources that I’m pulling from though #that all culminated in one wild ass dream last May #hank x connor #conhank #hannor #dbh connor #dbh hank #detroit become human connor #detroit become human hank #dbh comic #Detroit become human comic #dbh rk800 #Connor rk800 #hank anderson #mermay #glass art #noodle art #tw blood #cw blood

[fox-moblin]

Once again, I come to you bearing silly sketches of @tashacee 's Hero's Aspect AU, this time inspired by the recent visit to Ordon Village. I say Wild gets to chill in some comfy clothes this time, even if there probably isn't much that would fit him as well as it does here. I think he must just miss normal clothing at this point...

#linked universe #hero's aspect au #twilight linked universe #wild linked universe #listen y'all it's been a rough few months and this has quickly become my 'time to chill' story #between hospital stays and moving to a new city and all the bullshit in between #for some reason 'wild stuck as a giant cat' is alleviating me of so much stress #moblart #btw flattered by whoever referred to me as a 'fandom elder' in that one ask #but also

[kittyundercover1]

I MET THE KRATT BROTHERS

I EVEN SHOWED THEM FANART I DREW FOR THEM AND MY WILD KRATTS OCS

IM SO HAPPY RN BRO 😭😭😭

Here’s me practically infodumping about them.

This was an experience. This was spectacular.

#wild kratts #chris kratt #martin kratt #kratt brothers #childhood #nostalgia #this is one of the greatest things to ever occur in my life #they were genuinely so kind #martin encouraged me to keep drawing when i said i wanted to become an animator #MY NOSTALGIC HEART #i’ve been having the time of my life for the past few weeks and I’m not even stopping any time soon #THEY KNOW ABOUT MY WK OCS #THEY KNOW ABOUT CLOVER IRIS AND ASTER #THEYRE REAL #THEYRE REAL IN MY HEART AND MIND AND SOUL

[rk1k-moved]

DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN ↳ Echo

#dbhedit #dbh #detroit become human #dbh echo #dbh traci #echo #*gifs #*mine #unsure about the quality bc the lighting here was so damn difficult to work with for some reason #wanted it brighter but it looked awful if i went any bright than it is now #and i worked on it practically all day yesterday and several hours today so i'm yeeting it into the wild anyway