Samus is playing basketball and has to jump to catch the ball for a slam dunk but accidently activates her screw attack, instantly vaporizing the ball and the hoop but lands and whoops triumphantly anyway cus she doesn't know how to play.
Thanks to @bookish-bogwitch, @confused-bi-queer, @fatalfangirl, @cutestkilla, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe & @forabeatofadrum for the tags!
I started a couple of new WIPs at the end of last week trying to shake off or shake up my newly restored motivation to write. The following is from one in which I was able to get more than a few lines out:
“Tell me, Snow, what exactly about pointy teeth screams excitement?”
“I’d imagine it’s the part where they’re piercing your neck.”
“Dream on.” He rolls his eyes.
I pout.
And a bit of the next chapter from boulders turn into sand, which I thought I could ride my wave of inspiration into finishing this weekend but I forgot something important and now I’m feeling bleh about making the corrections. Story of my life. Anyway here’s angst, Baz-style:
I check my face and neck in the mirror for bruises but there’s only dark circles under my eyes with bags deep enough to fit an entire wardrobe of clothing. Nothing a bad night of sleep couldn’t explain.
I walk back to my hotel bed and punch the pillow I didn’t use until the indentation matches my fists and nothing else.
I spend several long minutes deep breathing in front of the window. Grey clouds roll in from the south-west and maybe it’ll rain this morning.
They say that’s auspicious, for a wedding.
I blame @bookish-bogwitch for auspicious slipping into my lexicon. I still gotta punch up this section bc every time I reread it I change it. Seriously I’ve had this draft since 9 am and I tweak it every time I come in here. Posting now and getting over myself.
Local clown spotted on holy ground as he tries at an ill fated attempt to live out his youth fully aware that something can snap at any moment turn bend tear pull jump pebble sneeze fall downies . When asked to comment “bAll iS LiFeH” was all the dim witted dolt could muster to say as he was confronted with all the facts. 🎤🤡🏀🤤🌳🔥💨