An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Eli Manning and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, "I am your favorite U.S. President, and I'm the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, "My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little boy said, "That's okay, Your Holiness, there's still a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my backpack."
“Your brother is adorable.” The cashier cooed at Danny, peering over the counter with a smile. “What’s his name?”
Danny looked down to the surly, scowling little de-aged Batman currently holding onto his hand, glaring up at the cashier with bright blue eyes.
Things had already been bad enough when he’d gotten caught in a fight in Gotham, but things went from bad to worse when a magician had hit Batman with a de-aging spell and then shoved them through a portal.
Into a different fucking dimension.
Because of course neither of their lives could be easy. And now the two of them were stuck in Iowa in the middle of nowhere, at a truck stop gas station, trying to go on a cross-country roadtrip to reach the nearest hero city and get home.
He looked up and smiled awkwardly, trying to come up with a name off the top of his head — one of the heroes called Batman ‘B’ when he got hit right? B for Batman, right. B… B… Bee… Bees.
“Buzz.” He said, and tried not to grimace as the cashier’s face warped with surprise. “Like the astronaut.”
These are the victims that everybody is telling us to pray for? "God is with us" Are you serious? How can anybody believe them playing the victim everywhere on social media when they're in festivals celebrating Palestinians' death and making tiktoks putting on makeup and mocking them and the dead children?
I cannot take anyone seriously who's like "pray for israel, we're at war 🕊" like use your brain.
I have to ask this before I forget! So what is Na like drunk? Does Na even drink? Or if she accidentally drank alcohol would she be shy and super easily flustered? Or the type of drunk who will randomly start to get into things they wouldn't normally do? And how would Wukong and Macaque deal with it? Think that it's cute? Beyond exhausted and want a nap? Regret ever letting alcohol near Na?
omg I had to get this outta my brain when I got the time to doodle it out
Nà is definitely a social drinker! If there’s an event, she’ll join in on the fun (of course if she’s safe to do so) Though, this may not happen too often so it’s not common for her to get wasted.
I would think she’s the type to get super cuddly (kinda like how birds cuddle up next to each other) ((really getting all up in that chest fluff mhm mhm)) but would definitely be a wanderer (a runner on a bad day even) at one point she’s right by either of their sides and next moment she’s like half way out of the temple. It’s a case of trying to figure out where she’s wandered off to now. I would says it’s easier for Mac to find her because of his ears, so he would be the one to find her most of the time. Of course the responsible thing to do is have one of them be in charge of watching her but this girl can be so quiet when she makes her escapes.