It’s Always Been You pt. 1
Starting Today, You Are A Host!
I AM REWRITING THIS AS A MALE(or nonbinary)X KYOYA THIS WILL BE BYTER I PROMISE The sound of shoes walked across the luxurious hallways. A brown headed honour student headed to an empty music room, they opened the tall doors with a hope of a quiet place to study. The grand doors opened showing seven host club members.
“Welcome!” The group said in unison
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The honour student pressed their back against the pale pink doors.
“This is a Host Club?” The student stammered.
“Oh wow, it’s a boy!” The twins stated.
“Hikaru, Kaoru and (Name), I believe this young man is in the same class as you three, isn’t he?” Kyoya questioned turning to the twins.
“Yeah-” I Started.
“But he’s shy. He doesn’t act very sociably, so we don’t know much about him.” The twins stated
Kyoya thinks for a moment then tilts his head with a simple acknowledgement.
“Well, that wasn’t very polite. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr. honour Student.”
“What? You must be Haruhi Fujioka! You’re the exceptional honour student we’ve heard about!” Tamaki said, jumping into the conversation.
Haruhi freezes in their spot.
“How did you know my name?” Haruhi asked shakily.
“Well you're the talk of the school! It’s not every day that a commonr gets into an elite school.” I said with a shrug.
‘“You must have an audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as an honour student, Mr. Fujioka.” Kyoya said in the most passive aggressive tone.
I begin to turn my gaze back onto Haruhi but now Tamaki hovers over Haruhi.
“Well, thank you, I guess.” Haruhi said, hunched over in defeat.
“You’re Welcome! You’re a hero to other poor people. Fujioka!” Tamaki starts.
“You’ve shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy.”
Haruhi shuffles away from tamaki’s touch as tamaki restarts on his rant.
“It must be hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others.” Tamaki begins to follow haruhi while still talking.
“I think you’re taking this “poor” thing too far.” Haruhi responds, still shuffling away from Tamaki like the plague slowly going faster by the minute while Tamaki slowly follows behind.
“We welcome you, poor man, to our world of beauty!” Tamaki saids with open arms practically surrounded in glitter.
“I’m leaving.” Haruhi turns for the door but gets stopped by Honey-Senpai.
“Hey! Come back here, Haru-chan! You must be, like, a superhero or something!” Honey-senpai said while dragging Haruhi back into the host club.
Haruhi turns their head.
“I’m not a hero. I’m an honour student.” Haruhi said blandly.
“And who’re you calling “Haru-chan”?” Haruhi yelled, scaring the poor third year.
“I never would’ve imagined the famous scholar would be so openly gay.” Tamaki questioned.
Haruhi turns to face Tamaki.
I turned to Tamaki with excitement
“Openly what?” Haruhi asked, already done with the club.
“So tell me what kind of guys you’re into? Do you like the strong, silent type? The boy Lolita? How about the mischievous type? What about the flirtatious type? Or the cool type?” Tamaki listed while Haruhi looked like they’ve seen a ghost.
“Uh- I… Uh, It’s not like that!” Haruhi stamred, slowly back up.
“I was just looking for a quiet place to study!” Haruhi continued.
“Or maybe….” Tamaki said, resting his hand against Haruhi's cheek.
“You’re into a guy like me? What do you say?” Tamaki said leaning in too close for comfort.
Haruhi practically jumps out of their skin and jumps back, as they did they end up bumping into a big vase on a stand.
Haruhi gasps sharply and swiftly turns around and attempts to grab the vase. As they did to their shock they had just missed the handle.
The vase shattered into thousands of miniature pieces and each one statterd across the smooth floors of the host room.
Hikaru and Kaoru walk over and hover over Haruhi with a look of displeasure.
“We were going to feature that Renaissance vase in an upcoming school auction-” Hikaru stated to the now very shocked Honour student.
“Oh, now you’ve done it, commoner!” Kaoru shamed Haruhi.
I start to walk over the three near the vase.
“Wasn’t the bidding supposed to start at eight million yen?” I questioned.
“What? Eight million yen?” Haruhi said in shock, still leaning on top of the stand. They begin to count with their fingers.
“How many thousand yen is that? How many thousands are in a million?” Haruhi began to spiral.
“Uh, I’m gonna have to pay you back.” Haruhi finally got up to face the twins.
“With what money?” The twins said in unison shrugging at each other.
“You can’t even afford a school uniform.”
I feel my eyes turn over to kyoya who was carefully picking up one of the larger pieces of the vase.
My attention broke when he began to speak.
“Well, what do you think we should do, Tamaki?” Kyoya asked, holding the shard of the vase.
“There's a famous saying you may have heard, Fujioka. “When in Rome, you should do as the Romans do.” Since you have no money, you can pay with your body.” Tamaki said, now sitting in his throne-like chair.
“That means starting today, you’re the Host Club’s dog!” Tamaki finishes.
Haruhi is frozen in their spot as the group surrounds them. I wave my hand in front of their face trying to get them out of their state of shock.
“Hellooo… Earth to Fujioka?”
Honey-senpai leans in closer to Haruhi.
“Poke, Poke '' Honey said out loud. Causing Haruhi to fall to the floor and pass out.
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“Oh sweetheart you look gorgeous today” I said leaning close to one of my guests.
“If only we were alone the things I could do.” I whispered into the guest’s ear with a grin.
The guest turned beet red and attempted to hide it with her hands.
I grab her hand away from her face.
“Please don’t hide your face from me.” I tucked a strand of hair behind her ear.
“Red quite suits you sweetheart.”
“I will drink this coffee!” Me and my guests turned to Tamaki who was surrounded by a group of people.
I get up to see what's going on.
“Alright, Haruhi! Get over here and make some of this commoner’s coffee!” Tamaki stated while Haruhi looked flat out annoyed by it all.
“Oh Tamaki, now you’re taking the joke too far. Your palate won’t be able to stomach that crap, you don’t have to drink it just because he bought it.” One of Tamaki's guest rudely stated.
“I’m sorry. I was talking to myself.” She said smiling towards Haruhi and me.
“Haruhi!” Tamaki called.
“Ugh, I’m comin’.” Haruhi called back.
Haruhi begins prowing the hot water into teacups with pre-ground coffee in it.
“Here.” Haruhi passed the teacups on the tray.
“Let the tasting begin.” Tamaki stated.
“I’m a little scared to drink this stuff.” One the guests emitted.
“I’m afraid if I drink this, my father will yell at me.” A guest with long olive hair said.
I hold the girl and dip her with one hand holding her face.
“What if I let you drink it from my mouth?” I question with a smile.
“Well, then I would drink it.” The girl sighed dreamily.
Tamaki gave me an annoyed look. While the group of girls squealed.
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Mori-senpai walked in the room with Honey-senpai on his back.
“Hello, Honey!”
“Hey, Mori!”
“We’ve been waiting here for you guys. Hi!” The guests said cheerily.
I look at my sheet of guests that are scheduled.
‘Looks like I won’t have any one for the rest of the day.’
I sighed while I plugged in my headphones and sat by the empty tables and began to space out.
Just watching Tamaki over explain being a host.
I see the club gather around haruhi so I walk over.
“-If he doesn’t look the part, you know?” Hikaru said, walking in front of haruhi.
“He’s not exactly Host Club material…” Hikaru takes Haruhi's glasses.
I lean my head to the side to see haruhi without their classes.
‘Haruhi looks adorable!’ I thought.
Tamaki immediately rushed over and pushed me and the twins to the side.
Tamaki snapped his fingers.
“Hikaru! Kaoru!”
“Got it!”
“Kyoya, my hairstylist!”
“Mori, go to the eye doctors and get him some contact lenses!”
Honey jumps in front of Tamaki.
“What about us tama-chan?” Honey-senpai asked with excitement.
“Honey-senpai and (Name), you….. Go have some cake.” Tamaki said.
I shrugged my shoulders and went to join the moppy Honey-senpai.
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I walk over to the curtains Where Haruhi is changing, with the rest of the group.
Haruhi pushed open the curtains to reveal the makeover they were given.
“You sure it’s okay for me to keep this uniform?”
“You’re as pretty as a girl! Adorable!” Tamaki squealed practilay crying over Haruhi's new look.
I nodded in agreement
“Our errand boy is moving up the ranks! Starting today, you are an official member of the Host Club.” Tamaki told Haruhi
“I will personally train you to be a first-rate host. If you can get a hundred customers to request your service , we will completely forget about your eight million yen debt.” Tamaki finished.
“A host?” Haruhi said confusedly.
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I begin to walk around the host club looking for things to do since my last guest of the day left.
I turned to see Mori-senpai holding Haruhi up like a dog.
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“No, Haruhi! Leave me alone! Somebody help. He just attacked me!” I swiftly headed to the yelling.
To see the twins pour water over the girl and Haruhi.
Tamaki helps the girl up.
“Do something, Tamaki! Haruhi just assaulted me!”
“I’m disappointed in you, you threw his bag into the pond, didn’t you?” Tamaki asked
“You don’t know that. Do you have any proof that I did?” She accused defensively.
“You know, you’re a beautiful girl. But you aren’t classy enough to be our guest dear. If there’s one thing I know, Haruhi is not that kind of a man.” Tamaki said sternly.
“B-but why, Tamaki? You idiot!” She yelled while running off to god knows where.
“Hmmm.. Now how am I going to punish you? Because it is your fault, after all. Your quota is now 1000!” He stated.
“One thousand?” Haruhi whimpered.
“Come on. I’ve got high expectations for you, my little rookie.” Tamaki said with a wink.
“This is the only spare uniform I can find, it’s better than a wet one I guess.” I handed Haruhi the bag.
“Thanks a lot, you guys. I’m gonna change.” Haruhi said, taking the bag off my hands.
As Haruhi walks out with the girls uniform.
“Look I don’t care if you recognize me as a boy or a girl. In my opinion, it’s more important for a person to be recongnized by who they are rather then what sex they are.” Haruhi calmly explained
“Uh, you know, I have to say, Senpai, I thought you were pretty cool earlier.” Haruhi said taking Tamaki out of his trance but leaving him with a very red blush across his face.
“Now, I could be wrong but I think we may be witnessing the beginnings of love here.” Kyoya said towards me.
“Ahh how heartfelt.” I responded to Kyoya.
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BÄSTA JULKALENDERN TOURNAMENT: OMGÅNG 2
Nu är den här, nu är den här (underbart att du är där klappa pappa samma mamma)
Lite tankar om omgång 1:
Jag är lite besviken att 2007 inte vann. Tycker personligen att En riktig jul är bättre än LasseMaja (tycker faktiskt hela LasseMajas franchise är överskattad). Men men.
Nu i nästa omgång kommer både 2022 och 2023 vara med. Nu när 2023 har över halva julkalendern sänd kan det vara enklare att avgöra om den är bättre eller sämre mot den den möter.
Flera som blev oavgjorda, vilket gör att båda kommer vara med i nästa omgång.
Det var en som inte var oavgjord, och det var mellan Pelle Svanslös och Greveholm. Däremot, fick jag flertal protester angående detta, då det kändes orättvist, och därför går båda vidare... men bara denna omgång! 90-talet har helt enkelt för många bangers, så båda får gå vidare för denna gång. Här är grejen dock: Skulle båda gå vidare skulle de möta Greveholm 2. Och det kändes lite slag på näsan för Pelle Svanslös att möta två Greveholms på samma gång. Så vad gjorde jag då? Jag kunde gjort att Greveholm och Pelle Svanslös inte var i samma poll längre. Dock, vilka skulle de då möta? Då hade jag behövt placera om flera andra också. Och... jag är lite mer kaotisk än så. Jag bestämde mig... att de fortfarande är i samma poll, men att de byter position med en annan julkalender... så nu möter dem...
TROLLTIDER.
Innan ni sätter upp era högafflar: Min plan med detta är att jag vet att två av tre är giganter, och om de möter varandra nu kan det jämnas ut. ELLER, så blir folk så indecisive att de bestämmer sig att rösta på den som, självklart är populär, men kanske inte gigant på samma sätt. Vad jag säger är, detta kan leda till ett krig mellan Greveholm och Trolltider, och sen segrar Pelle Svanslös som the underdog. Eller inte. Kanske Pelle Svanslös leder hela tiden och det blir kalabalik! Eller så vinner Trolltider eller Greveholm istället, men bara en av dem! Vi får helt enkelt se! JAG ÄLSKAR KAOS.
Kanske kontroversiellt att en "större" julkalender kommer åka ut i omgång 2, men är det inte också lite roligt när det blir mer oförutsägbart vem som kan vinna?
Detta är den enda gången jag kommer göra sånna här ändringar i omgångarna. Från och med nu lovar jag att alla kommer hållas på samma plats i turneringen som innan.
Om ni vill hjälpa till att rösta på julkalendrar, speciellt de som typ ingen sett från 60-talet, här är Julkalendern 60 år där ni kan se små klipp och döma från dem.
Så... här är länken till pollsen:
Titteliture (1960) vs Julbåtens resa (1961) vs Mumindalen (1973)
Julpussar och stjärnsmällar (1986) vs Julens hjältar (1999)
LasseMajas detektivbyrå (2006) vs Tusen år till julafton (2015)
Storm på lugna gatan (2018) vs Kronprinsen som försvann (2022)
Farbror Pekkas handelsbod (1965) vs Fem myror är fler än fyra elefanter (1977)
Sunes jul (1991) vs Dieselråttor och sjömansmöss (2002)
Tjuvarnas jul (2011) vs Jul i Kapernaum (1995)
Albert och Herberts julkalender (1982) vs Herkules Jonssons Storverk (1969)
Tomtefamiljen i storskogen (1962) vs Långtradarchauförrens berättelser (1975)
Ture Sventon privatdetektiv (1989) vs Kaspar i Nudådalen (2001)
Superhjältejul (2009) vs Selmas saga (2016)
Mirakel (2020) vs Trolltider: Legenden om Bergatrollet (2023)
Mysteriet på Greveholm (1996) vs Pelle Svanslös (1997) vs Trolltider (1979/85)
Tomtemaskinen (1993) vs Allrams höjdarpaket (2004)
Mysteriet på Greveholm: Grevens återkomst (2012) vs Gumman som blev liten som en tesked (1967/76)
Julstrul med Staffan och Bengt (1984) vs Regnbågslandet (1970) vs Broster Broster (1971)
Kom ihåg nu att om er favorit inte vinner: De klarade sig iallafall till omgång 2. Det gör inte alla!
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