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#BUT YES WE NEED TO TALK DM ME ON DISCORD HON
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Hey I was just talking to someone about gonzo/dirk again and naturally I thought about you ❤ anyway sup ily you're the best and one of the coolest/smartest/funnest people I know
IM SO SORRY I’ve been on vacay but ❤️❤️❤️ UR SO SWEET destyni I love you and am forever terrified of ur power WE NEED TO CATCH UP GOD DM ME
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The origin of blood pie part one
*years before blood was born but is inside pinkie already* Discord: pinkie plz think about this we can have a wonderful life together plz.... Pinkie: discord....I-i’m sorry….but ponyville is my home my friend r there….plus I don’t want this foal to live in a dangerous place u live in….I’m sorry…. *walks to ponyville* *few hours later rainbow dash comes across pinkie passed out* Dashie: girls I found her!!! *flies to pinkie* pinkie?! Twilight: girls we need to get her to the hospital I sense something in her *few hours later pinkie is at the hospital and is asleep surrounded by her friends* Dashie: pinkie….. *Nurse red heart comes in* Fluttershy: wat happened to her nurse? Red heart: she’s pregnant with a bat pony Twilight: oh pinkie….. Dashie: who’s the father?! Red heart: unknown sorry…but she can leave as soon as we do test call me when she wakes up *walks out room* Rarity: fuck these test girls pinkie was probably raped Applejack: we don’t know that I say do the test Fluttershy: I’m with rarity if she was raped I don’t want her to think we hate her Twilight: I’m with applejack we need to know the father so we can punish him dash? Dashie: *walks to pinkie kissing her* Pinkie: *wakes up* dashie?…. Dashie: hey babe^^ Pinkie: *smiles* the foal I have inside of me is urs….I-i’m sorry…. Dashie: if that’s so *gets on one knee* pinkie diana pie will u marry me *smiles pulling out a blood diamond ring* Pinkie: y-yes yes I will *smiles of joy* *few weeks later after planning the wedding* Pinkie: *walks around with a bump* boy ur growing fast? Dashie: *walks by pinkie kissing her cheek* hi my wife^^ Pinkie: *blushes* oh dashie^^….do u think our foal is growing too fast?…. Dashie: idk I gotta see ur whole belly ^^ Pinkie: ok *walks upstairs to room* Dashie: *follows* ur looking beautiful my love Pinkie: thanks honey *lays on bed on back* well?? Dashie: all I see is a beautiful mare wanting some pure love Pinkie: *blushes* oh u ^^ Dashie: I mean it *kisses up pinkies left leg* Pinkie: *bites lip* ..d-dashie?… Dashie: hm? *kisses up pinkies right leg* Pinkie: I-i love u…. Dashie: I love u too *puts pinkie legs on shoulders* ready? Pinkie: *nods biting lip* plz I want this…. Dashie: *licks pinkies marehood slowly* Pinkie: *gasps arching back* ahh…. Dashie: heheh *keep going* Pinkie: *wraps legs around dashie head pushing her closer* Dashie: mmm taste like pie *continues* Pinkie: f-fuck…..my body is urs….and urs only…. Dashie: *stops rubbing pinkie bump* oooo it’s growing fast?? Pinkie: it’s name is blood. blood rainbow pie^^ Dashie: I love it^^ Applejack: dash?? pinkie?? It’s time u two ready Pinkie: *sits up half way* help me up babe?^^ Dashie: *helps pinkie up* get dressed hon Pinkie: where’s my dress at? Dashie: in the closet I got my tuxs Pinkie: *goes to closet putting dress on* how do I look be onist? Dashie: *puts tuxs on looking at pinkie getting a nose bleed* fantastic…. Pinkie: *walks to dashie licking the blood off her nose* mmm^^ hey? the pains r gone *smiles* Dashie: well we know wat it likes to eat^^ Pinkie: yeah looks like i'm on a blood diet ^^ Applejack: *walks in room* u two ready? Pinkie: uh....AJ I need blood lot's of it Applejack: um? Dashie: it's for our foal hurry!!! Applejack: uh...right right *runs downstairs* Pinkie: ....I'm nervous babe..... Dashie: *comforts pinkie* I'm here for u my love Pinkie: ...I feel sick.... *runs to trash can puking in it* Rarity: darlings u two ready? Dashie: give us a minute plz Pinkie: ...i-it's ok....I'm fine... Rarity: pinkie want some medicine? Dashie: hmm?? Will blood take it? Rarity: ?? Blood? Oh yeah applejack got the blood don't worry ^^ Pinkie: *giggles* no blood is our foal name^^ Rarity: oooo lovely Twilight: *walks in room* everypony is here u two ready? Pinkie: *looks at dashie nervous* dash?? Dashie: *smiles looking at pinkie* were ready^^ *few minutes after saying there vols* Wedding pony: u may now kiss the bride *dashie and pinkie kiss then is greeted by the ravepony family* Mr ravepony: congratulations u two were happy for u were expecting a foal too ^^ Dashie: congrats we'll have to make a play date when there born *smiles* Mrs ravepony: it's a date then ^^ wat r u two expecting a stallion or a mare? Dashie: hopefully a mare Pinkie: I'm hopefully a stallion ^^ Mr ravepony: were having a mare her name is DM Pinkie: lovely name Mrs ravepony: any names for ur foal? Dashie: only one my wife is stuck on blood ^^heh Mr ravepony: it's odd I never heard of a foal named blood I'm sure blood and DM will become great friends *smiles* Pinkie: thank u very ....um excuse me.... *runs to bathroom* Mrs ravepony: um mrs dash is that blood over there Dashie: yes u see our foal is a bat pony not a fruit bat pony a blood bat pony Mr ravepony: we heard those r extent ur very lucky Mrs dash Dashie: thanks ^^ bloods our sunshine even tho it's not here yet Mrs ravepony: ....excuse me.... *runs in bathroom* *Dashie and mr ravepony talk for awhile* Pinkie: *pats Mrs ravepony back* there there I feel the same Mrs ravepony: thank u miss pie for being here..... *pukes in trash can* ....ugh.... Pinkie: it's ok here I'll give u these *lays there number slips beside her* Mrs ravepony: *looks at slips* I'm confused?? Pinkie: just keep them ^^ I'll give u ur daughters when she's born too Mrs ravepony: ?? Ok? *pukes in trash can* ugh...... *few hours go by pinkie and dashie r relaxing along with the raveponys* Mr ravepony: nice getting to know u two but my wife is looking more sick we'll see u tomorrow right? Pinkie: yes ^^ Dashie: take care u two make it home safe *smiles* Mrs ravepony: we....will....ugh.... *pukes in mouth swallowing it* gross bye.... ^^ *Mr and Mrs ravepony waves bye and same with dashie and pinkie* For DM @raveponyandbronies and sorry I added ur parents if u don't like it I wont put them in part two
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