#BRO IT'S 10:22 AND I'M SLEEPY

[katethevampire]

All right so the new episodes just came out like 20 minutes ago for me (oh yeah me from the future here it ended up taking me about 3 hours to finish watching the episodes cuz I kept pausing to write stuff in between so uh yeah lol) so everything under the cut will be my live reaction to everything. I'll add time stamps so you know where I'm at in the episodes. I can guarantee you that I will be sticking to my promise about potentially eating paper if I'm wrong about Sir Pentious not dying. Which honestly now I'm not sure if anyone will die, it was pretty much confirmed in a live stream that angel dust isn't going to be the one to die so my money is on one of the Angels. Also I'm using voice to text and while I'll try and fix any misspellings or wrong words I might miss them.

LOTS OF SWEARING PROBABLY also I very much abuse capslock

EPISODE 7

00:51- I love Sir Pentious looking at Keke I just thought I should mention that

01:03- OH MY GOD NO KEKE MOVED TO HIS LAP AND HE'S PETTING HER I LOVE HIM SM

01:10 aw Alastor was sleepy you guys woke him up!

01:22- I CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE RAZZLE AND DAZZLE BEING CUTE CHARLIE IS CRYING

01:29- he did the gay little hand thing

01:50- okay so I've already seen this part because of the small leak but I cannot get over the fact that Alastor has his shoes on the bed!! Like man take those off you're getting it dirty!!!!

01:59- mfs kicking his feet on the bed acting like a high school girl about to ask out her crush on the phone at a sleepover like dude you're a serial killer you can't do this to me 😭 also I should probably slow down cuz I'm making an update literally every 2 seconds

02:18 BROS CHECKING HIS NAILS AND DOING THAT POSE WHILE MAKING FUN OF HER ABOUT THE FACT THAT SHE UNINTENTIONALLY MIGHT HAVE CAUSED THE DEATHS OF MILLIONS 💀💀💀 so fruity i love

2:33- Alasto be like "it's called masking deary. Ever heard of it?"

2:44- if he wasn't saying this in such an evil manner right now I'd be saying he's so me frfr

3:07- what do I even say to that line. He popped off but also like respectfully I think I've heard a third grader say the exact same thing

3:53- OKAY SO I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BUT I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN LOOK AT THIS FRAME, this could easily be the profile picture for someone's film review channel and I'm not 100% sure that people will understand what I mean by that unless you know a very specific person

04:38- Alastor is in his hat man era

4:33- okay so a few things, thank you subtitles for telling me that the music is edgy I feel like just the word tense would have worked on its own but I appreciate it nonetheless. Number two, I don't like seeing the girlies be mad at each other :(

05:34 I will support my boy Sir Pentious through and through he did nothing wrong!!

06:54- not the voice I was expecting for Rosie but pop up Queen she speaks the truth

07:24- ROSIE KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE ALASTOR. Also his confusion, I love him so much

11:04- she's kind of like that one Pokemon

Ad time!- I DON'T CARE ABOUT VITAMIN PILLS THAT DOUBLE MY LIFESPAN

11:13- catabettes! Cannibals and catabettes!!! This is going into my vocabulary from now on. Also this frame that I paused at I love her face.

11:57- ugh, susan. All my homies hate Susan

12:54- I have a dream, I'm here to cause a scandal in the cannibal square

13:37- :( well it wasn't obvious to me I just thought the x over the eye was to look cool :(

14:35- SONG FUCK YEAH

15:26 If this song came out years ago I know for a fact there would have been an undertale parody version of it. Also I just got a cosmic brownie and some chocolate milk let's go guys we're eating good tonight

16:00 HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE CAN JUST GROW BACK HER WINGS

16:30- therapist Rosie is not something I thought I'd be seeing today but honestly I love it. Also I don't think I'm going to be able to finish these episodes today because I'm only a little over 15 minutes through and I've been watching for like almost over half an hour and also I just realized that what if Lucifer is the one that dies?

18:12 ALASTOR GAVE HER HIS MICROPHONE I'M GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A BAJILLION CRYING PIECES RAHHHHHH

19:38 I'm going crazy I'm going insane right now bro literally what how I don't know what to say I love this act I don't know, it's just really good I don't know what to say like this is cool I don't I DON'T KNOW! IT'S I I LIKE IT everybody in cannibal town is cool and I like them and it's like 10 seconds later now and they're literally So based like free food like so me I don't know I'm just rambling at this point

20:56 ALASTOR AND ROSIE'S LITTLE DANCE THEIR LITTLE TIPPY TAPS OH MY GOD YES

21:06- alastor, you know it's not right to make someone your political puppet. Your little dances are cute though so I'll allow it for now.

I don't know why it thought I was speaking Spanish for a second but anyways that episode was really cute and good and I liked it but I'm also scared for the next episode cuz like now I'm wondering is someone actually going to die or were people just lying. I feel like either Adam is going to be the one to die or it's going to be Lucifer cuz they mentioned a lot in the previous episode about how Charlie needs to take up the throne and get ready to take her place on the throne like why does she need to take her place on the throne? Isn't that her dad's job??? Please don't kill Lucifer off please please please 🙏 also I'm still not on board and probably will never will be on the whole political puppet thing. Like I just know I just have a feeling in my bones that alastor's favor is going to be something like "Let me be the ruler of hell lololol" or something anyways

EPISODE 8

01:01-Why are you watching other men get fucked?🤨 (/j)

01:19 🥺 I love 🥺 I oove him so 🥺 so much 🥺🥺🥺 does he have a spatula like spongebob

02:02- wait so how is Vox watching them like does he have bug cameras in the air like those little guys in v3 (woah now I have to put a Danganronpa spoiler on this)

03:42 SOFT ALASTOR FANFICTION WRITERS QUICK WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

04:18- I'm not even the biggest huskerdust shipper but awwwww also I don't ship him with anyone but I just want to see Sir Pentious happy pleaseeee also the little Melody of loser baby in the background

04:48- ugh I am clutching my heart right now Sir Pentious is my SON and I LOVE HIM

04:58- what the fuck that ao3 tag was canon this WHOLE TIME???? WHEN DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?????

05:05- I told you angel dust wasn't going to die

05:38- it's like the song but different! Reprise it's called a reprise also is Mimzy gonna come back

07:15- Vox, you know that you guys are going to die if they lose too right?

Okay I can't timestamp this cuz I'll just be pausing every 2 seconds but just know that everything I'm saying after this is from 07:52 to whatever number I put after later right here->09:47

Okay, so this might be a weird comparison but you know like My Little pony Battle scenes? This feels like that in the very best way possible where they have the scenes with all the different characters fighting with the different music.

Oh my God yes Cherry bomb and angel dust I love them also that was a fire transition also I JUST NOTICED THAT SIR PENTIOUS HAT ALSO HAS THE EYE DOES HE JUST HAVE I HATS FOR EVERY OCCASION

Uh oh Adams angry he's going to do a my hero academia

Oh shit it actually worked that's not good.

I TOLD YOU I CALLED IT VOX IS HORNY

Oh my God that is such a cool shot guys someone should make that frame of Alastor their computer background

OH MY GOD WHOEVER ANIMATED THAT SCENE I LOVE YOU I'M LITERALLY GIVING YOU A METAPHORICAL KISS ON THE MOUTH IN THE PLATONIC SENSE ALASTOR LOOKED SO COOL

Guys I think Adam's going to die

😨 okay so Alastor's microphone just broke and I paused it to add that emoji but as I did the people I live with got home so I'm going to have to pause it for there? I'll update if I get prime working on my phone. Also isn't alastor's microphone alive? Maybe that's the character that died.

Update: all right I got it set up on my phone about 30 minutes later now we're resuming

09:47- okay so I think it's interesting that Alastor pretty much lost all his powers as soon as his microphone broke, my guess is probably that whoever has his soul (lilith, eve, or anyone else) gave the mic to him.

09:53- I like the detail that Alastor is still smiling even though he literally just got slammed against the wall, also Vox has the biggest hate boner for Alastor like

10:02- Alastor: "Have to disagree with you there, radio's not dead." Hun you are bleeding out I'm sorry but I don't think you can gaslight girlboss your way out of this one, also I'm sorry to tell you but the only thing they play on my local radio station now besides music is like, a show that's only on at like 7 in the morning where people call to complain about how their husband wraps Christmas presents

10:38- haha silly also EGGS!!

10:43- NO WAIT MY BRAIN DIDN'T REGISTER THAT THAT EGG WAS CRACKED THEY KILLED THE FUCKING EGG!!!!!! Angel, kill them.

11:12- no no no Sir Pentious you better not I don't want to eat paper

11:21- good for him

11:44- NO GOD DAMN IT PLEASE HAVE A REVEAL THAT ALASTOR OR LUCIFER OR SOMEONE ELSE SAVED HIM PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏 I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES

12:03- okay this is really cool but is he actually dead cuz I'll legitimately be really sad if so

12:50- *that one vine* "*gasp* Adam."

13:23- KILL HIS ASS CHARLIE

14:12 yes Vaggie, queen shit

SIR PENTIOUS ARE YOU DEAD /J OR /SRS?????

14:35 I KNEW IT I KNOW HE WAS GOING TO COME BACK I MEAN I GOT KIND OF SPOILED CUZ I I SAW THE COVER OF THE EPISODE BUT WOAH 10/10 ENTRANCE

14:44- gasp! His face!

15:00- he is, so stupid. I love him.

15:51-okay I went quiet for a minute cuz there were so much happening but oh my God what do I even say this is just so cool also I don't know if this is intentional or not but the blood stain on Charlie's hair is shaped like an apple

16:34- NIFFTY RAHHHHHHH

17:08- wait okay I had a brief thought that maybe lute was actually Eve but I think I'm wrong on that

17:13- Sir Pentious would've liked pancakes :((((((

Ad Time! I don't care about hard Rock Cafe I just want to know whether or not Sir Pentious is actually dead please I'm going through all the stages of grief right now and Brandan Rogers just came on my screen as Katie killjoy please

18:04- Keke :(

Oh my God they're going to find him in the rubble right? ... Right?? Right guys right???????

18:10- fat nuggets survived that's good I see a rock that looks suspiciously shaped like Sir Pentious military hat whoa guys I wonder if that means anything and it looks like it's up like someone is standing? Whoa I wonder if they'll check behind that rock please

18:16- wait is he actually dead I'm genuinely about to cry

19:16- I am not crying about his death until the episode ends I am not crying until it is 100% CONFIRMED that he died

20:50- omg alastor's alive, he's in his Jack's skeleton era that means that maybe Sir Pentious is also-

21:08- friends :) he said friends just saying

22:04- I TOLD YOU I FUCKING TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU THAT BY DYING IT WAS JUST A CHARACTER BEING REDEEMED I TOLD YOU I'M SO SMART I'M NOT EATING PAPER HAHAHAHAHA I'M THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE HE'S NOT DEAD MY SNAKE BOY ISN'T DEAD HOW DID I GET SO ATTACHED TO HIM I DON'T KNOW BUT I LOVE HIM YES I CAN'T EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW I'M GENUINELY SO HAPPY THIS IS WHY THIS IS WHY I WAITED UNTIL THE VERY END TO CRY ABOUT HIM I KNEW HE WASN'T GOING TO BE DEAD THEY WOULDN'T KILL HIM OFF THEY WOULDN'T KILL MY SNAKE BOY OFF JUST LIKE THAT

22:34- you're telling me Lilith was just doing hot girl shit on the beach for 7 years.

#alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #angel dust hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel episode 7 spoilers #hazbin hotel episode 8 spoilers #hazbin hotel lucifer #liveblogging #danganronpa v3 spoilers #i guess #I started watching the episodes at around 8:20 and finished the last episode at around 11:18 so almost exactly 3 hours #anyways I'm so smart and got a bunch of stuff right #just realized I didn't mention husk a single time outside of the ship mention #sorry dude I think you're a cool guy I just didn't have anything to say

[livinglifeonpause]

Build Up - Pre-4 Mission

Pre-4 Mission why do they have Baekho on here? Like get Bumzu ffs. IF YOU V10: Lee Geonwoo (22) (JustB) - 2 >2 (pinky hair) V2: Jay Chang (22) (ONEPACT) - 8.5 > 8 V7: Kang Hayoon (20) (Loud) 7 > 5 - (mullet cut, yellow sweater vest) V21: Hong Sungwon (25) (solo?) 7 >5.5 (black and white checks, red hair, cute eyes, nice ass jawline) - If anyone is gonna try to do Taeyang, I think Jay Chang was a good choice. - Sungwon was fine, not really here for pinky (Geonwoo). TOP TIER: Jay Chang was the correct choice LOW TIER: Geonwoo. correct choice as well AFTER AWHILE

V31: Jang Intae (26) (nothing) 1 > 5 (white sweater vest) V1: Seunghun (24) (CIX) 4 > X (my babbbyyyyy) V21: Hong Sungwon (25) (solo?) 7 > 8 (blue sweater) V3: Bain (22) (JUST B) 9 > 6 (bright ass orange hair. OH I DID NOT expect this kid to be this kid.) - YAASSSSS EAT Seunghunnie baby! - omg, who is that in the light ass blue. he is CUTE! (Taehwan) - okay, but why is Sungwon even doing this show? he 100000% just needs to be in musicals. - dying at Baekhos shady ass facials - didn’t love this song for Seunghun though - does Seunghun KNOW how pretty he is? TOP TIER: Seunghun ….. I would have picked Sungwon honest, but I support this. LOW TIER: Hong Sungwon - OH! My baby Seunghun PLAYING THE GAME! okay! - also the homie with glasses LOOOOOVES him - ALSO WTF! Since when he got braces? DONT GO, DONT GO V34: Park Jeup (30) (Imfact) 8 > 10 ( V20: Lee Donghun (30) (A.C.E.) 6 > 10 ( V33: Neon (23) (nothing) 1 > 10 ( V22: Hyukjin (30) (100%) 7 > 9 ( - okay real talk, I’ve MISSED Jeup’s laugh! - so Donghun is really handsome! I’ve just never noticed cause Chan and Jun were up in my face. - wonder how Jeup felt having Hyukjin join? He’s fucked with him before on the unit. - YASSSSSS giving Donghun his screen time!!!! - Jeup has effing BULKED up. - SAME BAEKHO, SAME! “His Voice!” - honest, how the fuck would you pick top tier? I’m downloading this. - 3 Donghun, 2 Neon, 1 Jeup TOP TIER: DONGHAN - honestly, I support that! - how THE FUCK is he gonna choose low tier?? AHHHH FUCKING SUBS! LOW TIER: Hyukjin - accurate.

SHALL I LOVE YOU AGAIN V18: Kim Seohyung (22) (musicals) 2 > 3 (black blazer) V16: Kim Seong jeong (24) (nothing) 1 > 3 (tan pants, funny face) V40: Yeo One (27) (Pentagon) 2 > 2 (pentagon kid) V23: Yun Inhwan (32) (solo - ENAN) 4 > 2. (smiley one) - ma'am that kid is 32, why he acting all cutesy?? - I'm not really here for low voices.... so I'm not expecting much. - that one kid is too baby face to have a voice that low.- Seohyung. It's like, fine though - smiley kid still smiling - yeo one, pass. BORING - this song is so boring, fuck me. dead. END ALREADY. judges hated it too. - fucking love eunkwang. his faaaaace. TOP TIER: Kim Seong jeong. I pick Kim Seohyung. but honestly, it doesnt matter AT ALL. LOW TIER: Kim Seohyung - yeah thats fine

DITTO V12: Wumuti (24) (Solo?) 8 > 6 (orange hair, weird face/eyes) V11: Jeon Woong (26) (AB6IX) 3 > 4 (black and wht checkered) V37: Kang Seokhwa (23) (Wei) 7 > 4 (whiteish hair) V30: Jung Soomin (19) (Solo) 4 > 7 (english sleepy one) - kid, COMMIT to that intro bro - not really here for the Wei kid (Seokhwa).... ohhh but wait, he asked the Wumuti kid if he was okay and that was nice - they already focusing wayyyyyy to much on Wumuti so that means he gonna win. - AB6IX "ra ta ta" soooo boring. - but also that one kid (in the light tan/white coat) dancing and the other kid (in the tan coat) just staring at him. HAAAAAAAA! - Wumuti has really good energy though. This song is just like meh though. Wish he had picked different TOP TIER: Wumuti.... idk, Wumuti or Jung Soomin. doesn't matter, hated the song choice. stupid ass song for a SINGING show. bruh, Wumutifeels so fake though. LOW TIER: Jeon Woong - that's fine. I dont care.

TOMBOY V19: Lee Gwangseok (25) (solo) 1 > 4 (tan coat) V15: Park Juhee (17) (trainee) 1 > 6 (pink jacket) V29: Hwang Inhyeock (25) (Nada) 3 > 6 (yellow sweater) V26: Jo Hwanji (28) (Musicals) 3 > 5 (uniform) - not looking forward to this one?? - omg, this Taehwan kid from Vanner in the baby blue? Gorge. - this is a pretty song - okay! they got me! the combo worked. and the kids surprised me!! - TOP TIER: Juhee... i would also pick Juhee! - this was my 2nd fave after the Jeup one LOWTIER: Lee Gwangseok .... correct

SOMETHING LIKE THAT V35: Kwon Euibin (24) (Idol Band) 4 > 5 (white shirt, black bowl cut) V25: Ma Jaekyung (27) (Romeo) 3 > 4 (white shirt, black wave hair) V13: Taehwan (30) (Vanner) 9 > 7 (handsome boy) V9: Lee Minwook (23) (NewKidd) 4 > 5 (blue vest)

- wait, what competition did Taehwan win??? - songs too effing LOW - blue vest has a rich voice or something TOP TIER - Lee Minwook..... i'd say Taehwan LOW TIER: Ma Jaekyung

BREATHE V5: Lim Junhyeok (30) (Ex-Day6) 1 > 2 (Day 6 kid) V8: Choi Haram (22) (Musicals) 2 > 6 (pinstripes) V6: Jeong Inseong (29) (KNK) 5 > 6 (tan/white) V38: Lee Hwanhee (25) (UP10TION) 3 > 5 (tan coat) - KNK kid is GOOFY (Inseong) - Day6 kids rubs me the wrong way. always has. bossy ass. voice isnt even that good ass. (Lim Junhyeok) - Haram kinda looks like Feel Dog TOP TIER - Haram .... I vote KNK kid Inseong LOW TIER: Lim Junhyeok - why did they edit this dramatic and to be like a surprise??? DELCAMOME V36: Bitsaeon (28) (M.O.N.T) 5.5 > 3 (colored sweater) V24: Ji Yeonwoo (??) (nothing) 7.5 > 4 (black suit) V17: Choi Suhwan (22) (X101) 3 > 4 (white w/ rhinestones) V4: Sunyoul (27) (UPT10TION) 2 > 2 (black like my scarf) - okay kids, lets bring it - wasn't Yeonwoo's voice better then all of theirs? the fuck are they teaching him for? - ewww. this song is fucking dumb. - I still dislike Sunyoul, but i'm into his stage presence - THE FUCK ASRE THE RAPPING FOR. this is so fucking dumb. - no one wins. this is like worse then the pentagon boring ass one? TOP TIER - Choi Suhwan.... me, none. pass. - I wanna go back and watch The Unit. That was such a good show. - I love the Eunkwang & Jaehwan interactions... like they respect each other LOW TIER: Ji Yeonwoo -meh BEAUTIFUL V28: Taewoo (26) (solo) 5 > 1 (smooshed face) V39: Kim Minseo (21) (nothing) 4 > 4 (grayish sweater) V32: Jeong Yunseo (??) (nothing) 2 > 3 (white sweater) V14: Lim Sanghyun (26) (solo?) 5 > 6 (checked suit) - smoosh face does not fit into this song with these kids. he's way too harsh. it's jarring (Taewoo) - I want to see checked suit Sanghyun in a different group TOP TIER: Sanghyun ... Sanghyun obvi. - THE FUCK DID THE SUBS GO? LOW TIER: Kim Minseo

#Build Up #_buildup #Post 2

[yuzhousky]

[VID] WEIZHOU - Interview for BeijingTV New Year Gala 2019

Q: The artists you wanna work with the most at BJTV CNY GALA?

zz: I've already worked with them. The 4 of us, Yang Zi, Guan Xiaotong, Han Dongjun and me.

Q: Ripped pants or Forgetting the lyrics, which is worse?

zz: Those are horrifying. I don't think they would happen to me? If they really do, I guess it'd be ok, I'll react accordingly then.

Q: Most impressive performance of the Gala?

zz: Our song, Childhood, performed by the 4 of us. It brought back some memories of my childhood.

Q: What do you want to say to those fans who giffed your runny nose?

zz: Great job. It was tooo cold that day, performing at an outdoor venue. And I just got captured when I was wiping my nose.

Q: How did you feel when you saw that gif for the first time?

zz: HeHe (fake laugh). Couldn't you capture some nicer moments than me wiping my nose?

Q: What would you do if your pants are not zipped during your performance?

zz: ...zip them up...

Q: The most ticklish sensitive area on your body?

zz: Here, my waist.

Q: At what speed do you watch videos usually?

zz: Just at the normal speed, no fast forward.

Q: 3 words to describe your dancing.

zz: Masculine, softness mixed with toughness, really nice.

Q: What would be your first reaction if fans throw themselves on you at the airport?

zz: No one does that, well, I'd throw myself on them if they do it.

Q: Games or Cats?

zz: Cats, I'd at least have someone with me. Playing games alone would be lonely.

Q: Weirdest thing you've done at home when you're alone?

zz: Nothing weird. Well, walking around naked, no one's there to see it anyway. Just on the hot days tho.

Q: Do celebs give out red envelopes when they ask around to have people help promote their works?

zz: No, they just send out wechat messages, like they might have a new song or a new show coming out, please post something for them, I'd say yes without a problem.

Q: Peng Yuchang and Zhu Yuanbing got stuck on a deserted island, which one would you save?

zz: Just leave them both there, they can stay together with each other.

Q: Which one of you have more hidden abs, you or Bai Jingting?

zz: He does.

Q: So you've seen them?

zz: We have scenes in the locker room. He might look slim with his shirt on, but he's got good muscles when he's shirtless. Me too.

Q: When will you show us?

zz: Remember to watch Ping Pong then.

Q: How many days can you go without working out before your abs disappear?

zz: I'm an aged man now, I get fat from eating. This was not the case when I was young. But it's really happening to me now. So eat less. And I work out everyday.

Q: How many packs are still there, one, or?

zz: What? No, look at the shape, just look at them. Hahaha.

Q: How much would you score your PingPong skill?

zz: 6 out of 10, compared to the pro players.

Q: Any impressive memory at the airport?

zz: Just interactions with my fans. They come to see me off or welcome me back. It's all good now, but I was a bit overwhelmed when I just entered the show biz. My fans have been there with me for many years, we are like friends now.

Q: Are there any impressive slogans?Like "xwz, look at mama please!"

zz: Yeah yeah yeah. How do you know that? This one is new. I wonder why they all become mamafans.

Q: What was your first reaction when you heard it?

zz: Nice, yeah (not really). So long as you guys are happy. Say whatever you want, just be happy.

Q: Can we have a look at your screensaver?

zz: I don't have my phone with me. where is my phone? I don't know what my screensaver is, you guys can have a look. Ugh. It says "even though I've done nothing, it's already 02:22 (the time)". This is exactly the look on my face right now. I'm so sleepy.

Q: Help us think of some sharp questions for our coming interview with Peng Yuchang.

zz: Um...you...I have nothing to ask about him. I know all about him.

Q: Think of a hot search tag for this interview.

zz: XWZ Sleepy. I'm so sleepy that I can barely think right now. That's why I couldn't come up with a question for Peng Yuchang.

Q: Do you have a side account on weibo?

zz: No.

Q: Have you ever appreciated your own body in the mirror after shower?

zz: /making heart-shape/.

Q: Do you think your fans are unruly?

zz: No, they are ok.

Q: Have you talked to your cats?

zz: I don't have a cat right now.

Q: Have you ever used shoe lifts(to look taller)?

zz: No.

Q: Recently, have you heard any fandom words that you don't understand?

zz: I don't know.

Q: What does NSDD mean?

zz: You're Lil Bro?

Q: It means "You're right".

zz: Oh, you're right.

Q: Did yoh lie about any of these questions?

Zz: No

Zz: Burp. I'm sleepy. My brain is likely to stop working now.

(cr.doeeyedbb)

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#5

List 5 things that make you happy!

You may send this to the last 10 ppl in your notifs just to spread happiness!

oh sure !! nbmjk getting stuff like this in your inbox is always sweet, let's go;

☘ strawberries !!!🍓💕 they just bring me a lot of comfort and happiness; awesome to use in cookie and baking, they're beautiful, smell nice, such a simple and special lil look they go goin!

☘ media and stories like frog and toad, and mouse and mole! just simple and soft stories about gay lovers- what's not to love? obviously most of us are familiar w/ frog and toad, but i heard of them recently from my bf; he introduced me to the animated series he watched as a kid, 'n got me hooked 😔

☘ daisies: look at it !! 🌼 literally perfect, I to plant these and have them around my home someday- they're so precious n simple and soothing to doodle

☘ apple slices w/ peanut butter and honey; this is coming from somebody who used to hate peanut butter and apples by the way nhkgi🔪 but yea i've become so used to munching on apples, n i love making a little dip of peanut butter and honey to go with them. so simple and yummy

☘ chapstick! good for your lips n fun to collect- i used to have way more but i've made my collection a lil smaller rn. i have lots of fun flavors, and i like grabbing a different chapstick before I have to go out ! surprisingly I don't have a strawberry chapstick rn, but my favorite out of all of em is my lime one

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#3

bi ch i'm like so kinda dumb but not rly??😔😔 lmao I went to trader joe's earlier n got a few groceries n a shit ton of sweets to try.... and i'mmm dying 😔🤙🤙🤣⚰️ worth it tho. I got the macarons AND macaroons n both were a first for me today and they were very good🥺💕💕💘 highly recommend going there for snacks if you just want to try new and fun things 😳👀👀 bro we even got beef jerky and that was fucking great let's goooo

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me and my bf @senor-abuelo debated over this for like an hour

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mini about me/the blog !

howdy!! i'm sleepy, and here's just a lil rundown about myself, and some info to read if you're considering following me;

☘ | 19 | they/she | bisexual | demigirl | white | neurodivergent |

☘ | INFP | pisces ☼ | taurus ☾ | scorpio ↑ | water horse |

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☘ this is my personal blog, so it'll consist with mainly reblogs of my main interests, which will be listed below:

☘ art/animation, food/desserts, memes, nature, cute stuff, animals

☘ some of my more specific interests include:

☘ pink, strawberries, frogs, rats, bugs, cows, raggedy ann & andy, the muppets, strawberry shortcake, sanrio, slasher/horror films, lost media, cottagecore, fairycore, lovecore, softcore, gremlincore, kidcore

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17 notes • Posted 2021-07-22 01:35:12 GMT

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[hblackberry]

22 NOVEMBER 2021, 07:04

Tell me I'm a good kid

The alarm clock rang and you almost immediately jumped out of your bed. You groaned and ran your hand across your sleepy face. It was too soon, way too soon, to get up. You considered sleeping 10min more but a quick glance and your phone reminded you that you had already delayed your alarm by 10 before going to bed. It was something you did whenever you stayed up late. You had went to bed exactly 100min before .You put on your clothes and packed your tablet and journals into your schoolbag. Left your computer where it stood, a reminder of yesterdays late night adventures, although you felt you would probably regret it. You always did.

You were in time. You pushed your headphones into the pocket of your hoodie and went to Spotify to listen to the song you were obsessed with: Citrus by Kid Milli and dress.

You went downstairs, walked into the kitchen and put the phone on speaker as you swiftly turned on the coffee machine, opened the oven and put the Apfelstrudel (apple strudel) from the day before on a plate, placing it on the table. Made your way over to the fridge to get out the raspberry-yoghurt-creme you had mixed yesterday and put it in a safe container for transport after deciding that something this cold wouldn't please your stomach at the moment.

You made your way over to the now heated coffee machine. You ground the beans, filled the powder into the big sieve, stamped it and put the block back into the coffee machine. You held the button and watched your two espressi dripple down into a children's cup. Satisfied that you managed getting a coffee from this new foreign machine so smoothly you pat over to the fridge again to get some milk. You equally split the double espresso drinking one with a shot of milk and turning the other one into a cheap attempt of an Americano that you bottle up for school. A quick glance at the digital watch revealed that it was already 6:25. Your younger brother still wasn't up although he had promised to already have set his alarm to 6:10 when you had asked him. You sighed, you had been playing mum all weekend, constantly tidying up behind him, you could not slack of right now. You wanted your parents to be proud.

You hurried upstairs, checked your bro's phone (no alarm) and shook him awake. "Hey, get up!" You thought your brother would check his phone, he was holding it in his sleep even, so you left for the kitchen again. You wolfed down your breakfast and stored the rest of the Apfelstrudel in a lunch box then put all the food in your schoolbag. 6:33 where the fuck was your brother? He'd told you his bus went off at 6:45 to 6:50. You screamed upstairs, telling him the time and quickly taking his lunch out of the fridge. Then you ran upstairs to find him still in his underwear. He had not looked at the time, but had turned around in bed instead and now he had a hard time comprehending the logic of time.

You got him to put on clothes at least but he wasn't moving quickly enough. You brushed your teeth. Your brother came in through the door looking at you hopeless. You felt as if you were tripping. "It's 6:37 what are you doing?! Hurry! Go downstairs swallow down some Apfelstrudel, your lunch is in the red box, skip brushing your teeth and run to the bus station." He looked at you lost, telling you that his bus had already left. You explained that it hadn't. It was 6:39, his bus arrived soon. You spit out the toothpaste and clipped your barrettes onto your hoodie in a hurry. You were running late yourself. You still had to clean the coffee machine or you feared you'd get scolded. You lost another two minutes.

Then you gathered four face masks and stuffed them into your schoolbag, temporarily forgetting about the dish washer. Your brother came downstairs and tried to open the front door to find it locked. You hadn't attempted to leave the house after your parents left. You roamed your schoolbag looking for the key, unlocking it. "Wait, here's your lunchbox", you told your little brother as he was on the doorstep. He yelled at you or grunted aggressively, you didn't remember. The door fell close again and you felt yourself shaking, at the brim of tears. "Shh, it's okay. Shh, it's okay", you frantically told yourself all over again, while repitetively brushing your fingers over your arm. "It's okay."

You got up and dressed, you were just about to tie your shoe laces when you remembered the dish washer. You needed to switch on the dish washer. All your efforts would be in vain if you didn't. You had prepared to do this and already filled in the detergent yesterday. You quickly slipped off your sneakers again and rushed to the machine. Struggling to find the right programming with your hectic thoughts, you pushed the washer closed a little too aggressively once you found it. You put on your shoes, leaving them loose and rushed out of the door like lighting, praying that you hadn't forgotten to switch off a stupid single light. You hadn't. You sprinted to the bus station, easily making it there in time. You tried hard to keep your emotions in check, no crying. But your hands felt as if they were shaking as you fished out your bus/train ticket.

God, there where people. The dimply lit bus, dipped into blue light, was full with people. You walked by each seat in distorted horror. There were people, so many of them. Why had you expected there wouldn't be? You came to a halt in the middle of the vehicle, next to the double doors, and the bus left the station. You had nothing to hold on to except for your brother, maybe, whom you didn't dare touch. The driver announced the next and then the next stop. Your brother told you you needed to get off, this bus didn't halt at the train station. Why not if you had read so in the schedule? You believed him and asked him to press the 'stop' button for you, you couldn't see one. He told you you didn't need it, the bus always halted. But what if not today?

Busses couldn't be trusted, you looked around in panic. A small school girl next to you spoke up. "Here's a button", she was standing next to it and so were you. You exhaled sharply and pressed it. A big red stop sign lit up in the front of the bus. You got off immediately at the stop, crossing the pedestrian right behind the bus, making it hard for other drivers to see you. You didn't care. You felt so chased. A look at your phone in your front pocket revealed that you had 8min left to get to the platform. You relaxed slightly and noticed that you had lost one of your favourite turquoise barrettes. You were never going to see that one again, that much was sure.

You squated down while waiting for the train, you cried. Wiped your tears with the sleeves of your hoodie and plugged your headphones into the port of your phone. Some song from Cliché came  on. You wore your mask, for once experiencing the suffocating feeling. Your legs felt like mush as you boarded the train. You sat down and took off your jacket, scarf and hat to cool down. Then you opened a notes app and started writing full of emotions, bubbling to the surface like an opened soda that had been shaken. You wrote the pressure of your chest with every tap of your thumb against the screen. You wrote this.

a/n for context: the parents aren't home, they are on a short vacation. Your brother just entered puberty. You tell him to tidy up afer eating etc. so your parents don't come home to a messy home but he just doesn't see the dirt. So you do it all, you try to please your parents, they should not be interrupted in their happiness when they arrive home at midday. You do the laundry, vacuum, do the dishes, constantly dispose his empty chips bags and soda cans. To get back what?

#angst #spotify #a rough morning #i should have stayed in bed #cliché for the win #stream Citrus by kid milli and dress #stream good kid by penomeco and lil boi #Spotify

[ofsteelroses]

Day 9 - Dublin & Tullamore

Itinerary: Wake in Ardilaun Hotel in Galway for bus at 9 -- drive through Tullamore Distillery (the new one), visit "Tullach More" distillery museum and tasting, drive into Dublin, walking tour, drink at Guiness Storehouse, dinner on own downtown.

Notes:

- Aka the day where I woke up, drank, went to sleep, woke up, drank, went to sleep, and spent too much money, doing all of this in Ireland's beautiful countryside and cityscape (while discussing politics of Brexit and Trump with an Irish resistance tour guide)

So basically a perfect day.

- Tullach more is like "a great mound" which reminded a sleepy drunken me of so many different faerie mounds. Irish love their mounds.

- Luke was getting more comfortable driving us all over the place as he got to know us which sort of meant we were thrown all over the place didn't know there were rollercoasters in Dublin but love it

- The tour guide at the museum in Tullamore was absolutely hilarious. The answer to basically everything was 3 - three distellations, three types of ingredients, three times to create the wort...other things I forget

- 'At this point in the process it's basically 100 proof alcohol so basically bathroom cleaner. While not illegal to sell in Ireland we don't and a recent board meeting basically said the reason we don't is because people would actually drink it. And poison themselves.'

- Brian, Master Disteller, the best job in the world. His job is to test taste whiskey all day for perfection

But if you want the job you have to go up against his other 10 apprentice testers only one of whom will be chosen

The other nine "disappear"

So it's like the Hunger Games

When taste testing whiskey basically you should take a deep inhale, blow on it a bit then do it again to detect different notes of citrus or cinnamon spice or something, then hold in your mouth upwards of 6 seconds before swallowing without swishing

This prevents it from dropping straight hot to your stomach (a bit anyway) and let's your sinuses fill with the flavor

Been a whiskey drinker since I was 15 how did no one explain this to me because omg it makes it even better

(((still prefer Jamesons)))

Tour guide Jamie who was a major Tealing fan, later would tell us that Jameson's is like America's budlight in ireland

He meant its ready availability and cheapness but we were massively insulted and also MAN I WISH I COULD GET JAMESONS FOR THE COST OF A BUDLIGHT. Fuck man at the bar a single shot of 18 is like 22 dollars 1?1!

Every pot for distellation is unique to a company and does create really different tones and flavors

Barrells used in whiskey can't be fresh they all have to have been used before because 80% of the flavor comes from the barrell so you'd like literally be drinking wood varnish

And again: that would never stop the Irish

She kept saying that like it was a problem I don't get it

#aesthetic

During the whiskey tasting though, I went around downing the shots of those who didn't finish theirs fully like 11 of them so eventually I was downstairs and my bro was like "you did WHAT"/"I had like 11 shots of whiskey"/"are you drunk?!"/"OH yeah" and then I gave him my camera and purse and went on a wireless headphone hunt backtracking the tour

I'm not sure how I managed to find them but I did they were near the like, cinnamon stick vase for testing

And I did another shot while up there ah well

And another for lunch while happily I ate a huge chicken Caesar salad and talked with John Tracey their drummer about how amazing it is we could talk code

He was like "I have to tell you it was really nice getting to discuss code with you no ONE ever talks it with me like they try but they don't understand' and I was like "Trust me i have the same problem" and my parents were like "No we try but we're REALLY glad she had you to talk to LIKE REALLY GLAD we REALLY appreciate this REALLY"

I think they were trying to tell me something but after that much whiskey it went over my head????

I bought a 74 euro sterling silver necklace with a piece of one of the whiskey barrells in it so that was my most expensive souvenir on it's own even the Connemara marble wasn't that much ;) ;) ;) (for me)

I don't remember driving into Dublin

(for some reason?)

I just remember my dad jolting me awake and telling me we were there

Went on a walking tour through Trinity College

The Pav is the only place it's legal to drink outside in Ireland except outside pubs and stuff

Basically the only open air container park

My Mom: There sure is a lot of broken glass in this city where you aren't allowed to drink outside

Temple Bar

Dublin Castle, featuring my mother making Jaime blush because "yeahhhh [the British] were invited but uhm that's a whole different story we don't have time to get into-"

So then we got into a politics discussion which was excellent

He claims he tries not to like, influence people because he gets "all kinds" on tours like, his last tour had Trump fans and he was "fascinated by them" and we immediately were like "How did you handle that?!'/"I basically banned talking politics pretty much" and we were like 'good call, gooooood call'

He thinks there will be a united Ireland in his time though he's...only "hopeful" it will be peaceful

His grandfather fought in the IRA sooo

We asked for resistance tips BC of course we did

A "Hard Border" is the thing we don't want according to him which makes sense

I really do wonder how Ireland and Scotland, who voted heavily to stay, handle this now

Walked down Dame Street

Pomodoro statue like at the Vatican I would later explain to my dad that Yes pomodoro Really does mean tomato and no I still don't get these statues

Christ Church is ridiculously old like 1200 years old if those walls could talk man

Brazenhead is the oldest consecutive pub in Dublin I wanted to visit but it was actually a ways on so we'd go to the Bleeding Horse but like, that was "only" from the year "1649" so you know

Older than my entire country but cool cool

Guiness Storehouse is built to resemble a bar glass

Third Floor is devoted to advertising sooo I went there and had a blast listening to the whistling clam and watching a fish on a bicycle #guiness things

4th floor academy, my single proudest moment of my life (well would be for my grandfather) - I poured the perfect Guiness pint without spilling a drop this goes in the record books I DID NOT SPILL

I even emailed myself a photo because I was that proud

Never could have done it if my family had been with me they'd have made me too nervous!!!

Unfortunately it was mega crowded on the 360 bar so I didn't get a photo but it was really cool up there

Security guard after dinner had us walk to St Stephens park instead of Temple Bar because "less tourists"

It was closed because yeah it was 10 pm but it was still a beautiful walk and the sun had only gone down like a half hour ago ((wtaf?))

R2D2 trash can

#notes from ireland 2018 #this has been a text post