#BEEFCLIFF

[beefcliff]

a little comic about growing pains

transcript under the cut

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pup stares at the ceiling, laying next to a friend whom they have just slept with. their friend lays contentedly, satisfied with the encounter. pup sits up, and the friend takes notice --"what's got you up, pup? it's 2 late." (it is in fact 2 late) "yeah, i know. i'm just thinkin' again." --"'bout what?" view of hallway, showing a long line of nearly identical doors. we do not know which door our characters are in. "how can you tell the difference between romantic and platonic love?" --"i don't think that's a question with just one answer." the friend is hesitant to give advice. the friend is older and more experienced than pup, and knows that their experiences have led them down a very specific path, one that may not be good for pup. "i want to know what your answer is, silly." pup puts their jacket on, eager to follow this line of conversation. the friend sits up in bed, reluctant, but slowly following pup outside and following the thread of conversation. abstract view of the staircase at the end of the hallway, pointed down towards the exit in which they're headed. --"i can do that. i used to think romantic love is platonic love + lust … but now i sleep with my friends so now there's no difference at all." exterior shot, now. they're sitting on the curb. they each have an unlit cigarette in their mouth. pup has the lighter. "is there room for romance in your life?" pup hands the lighter to the friend. the friend lights their own cigarette using pup's lighter and pup hopes for a brief moment that the friend will light their cigarette, too. --"again, it's just indistinct from sleeping with a good friend to me." the friend passes back the lighter. pup does not light their own cigarette. "gotcha" pup presses their cigarette into the ground as if to put it out before it ever saw a flame.

#beefcliff #a little comic #comic #webcomic #cigarettes #tw cigarettes #tw smoking #smoking tw #this one's kinda about sex #glitchcore #mspaint #ms paint #this feels like a synthesis of all my tenure as beefcliff #all the different methods n shit i employed this last 2 years #wild #anyways #writing #transcript #described

[dcmcboxers]

#beefcliff #tubthumper #text

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JAKE: [Holding an empty water bottle] I need to throw this away…

HAL: [Pops out of a trash can] Hey.

HAL: You were gonna throw that away, huh?

HAL: But I was gonna eat it, huh! Huh!

HAL: I guess you’re gonna have to kill me, huh? Huh?

JAKE: I… I dont want to kill you even if you wanted to eat my garbage.

HAL: But you do, though! I can see it on your face, you wanna kill me!

HAL: Huh!! Huh!! You wanna kill me for trash guy crimes, for eating! Huh!! But guess what!!

HAL: YOU GET IN TROUBLE!!! POLICE GET YOU!!!

JAKE: [Nervously puts the lid back on the trash can...]

#submission #source: tumblr user beefcliff #i think you all need to see the original comic #https://beefcliff.tumblr.com/post/661212088363040768/moral-what-you-get-for-not-recyclenotes #<- ok the comic does add intensely to the tone of this quote #the aggressive vibrating. integral to the experience #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #quote #mod dave #jake english #lil hal #hal strider

[arcadecutie]

Everyone say good morning to Beefcliff !!!

#good morning beefcliff!!!

[razmerry]

Drawtectives: Orc Lore... 2!!!!

My first Drawtectives orc lore post that I made 2 years got over 600 notes, and I always intended to compile one for the second season. I just needed to rewatch all of it first! This one includes more general information about the Drawtectives world than the first did, cause it’s really fun. 

Part 1

Episode 1:

- York has become a male model! Good job, king

- Extra world lore: Boogle, Bamerica (where engineers drive the train)

Episode 2:

- Common knowledge in the orc tribes is that the one thing you can’t fight is death - it gets you in the end

- “There’s always time for the east” - a classic Northern tribes quote

- Extra world lore: Pollywood, gredit cards, Zac Giraffe, Belp, Bi-Fi, Halloween is canon!

Episode 3:

- No one has ever reported back after confronting a wild train

- Reconfirmed: the roughly cuboid shape of wild cats, including tigers which have a Garfield-like appearance

- One of the only comics in the Northern tribe was Cashews by Barles Pört, featuring Sneppy 

- Things York can write: eat my butt, wow now thatsa potata, Sneppy

- York doesn’t talk about his #1 and #2 weirdest days: “too weird”

- York is “a very social creature” according to Rose; all he needs are friends and food

Episode 4:

- Confirmed for the third time: York is a math guy

- York is big enough that he has a high drink tolerance

Episode 5:

- The “Ren Faire Las Vegas” is a story in the Northern tribe told to children, about a magical place with heroes and knights and glitter; York hoped to see it someday

       - Which included the hero “Belvis Breseley” and his many disciples

       - Interestingly, the Benaissance appears to possibly be etymologically linked to this “Ren Faire”, when the famous turtle painter Michaelango lived

- A classic game from the Northern tribes called “Lift It”: where you have a heavy object and see if you can lift it

Episode 6:

- It takes York a few seconds to transform between “Fight Mode” and “Show Mode”

- More Cashews lore: the lead character is Barley Brown

- Another newspaper comic: Beefcliff, which is apparently spelled differently in other locations

- BC also exists: unclear if this is our world’s or simply a coincidence

- Wild trains enjoy bones: new, old, yours, doesn’t matter to the train

- It’s speculated that trains evolved from wild bikes, with some diverging evolutionary lines including trucks

- Wild trains have feline ears and tails; if the ears are in the alert position, the train has now targeted you

- “Life is a railroad, and I’m going to ride it ‘till my stop”: a line from the hit group Bascal Blatts

- An interesting thing to note: synthetic trains are built in the image of wild trains

- York lost 17 of his cousins to wild train attacks; so York has approximately 35 cousins according to him (and I trust his math)

- Wild trains have a “burning inferno” as well as a mouth-eye, and the tail can be used somewhat like a blade

- Stripes on the side of the wild train help it blend in with tallgrass environments

- Horse Pope: holy figure? Into gambling? Oversees soups?

- York: sometimes known as “The Terror of the Northern Tribes”

- York has a net worth of about 6 million bones in his bank, although it’s unclear what the exchange rate is to Bamerican dollars

Episode 7:

- Bibby Joey: creator of the famous song “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant”

- BUNO!

- Eugino, a popular card game (Eugene-Oh?)

- I’m not writing down the rest of those board game puns

- The only game played in the Northern Tribes was “rock hit”, where you threw rocks at another rock in the air and see which rock survived; perhaps Lift It was more of a personal challenge

- There are no tables in the Northern Tribes

- Eugene’s favorite karaoke song is “I Need A Villain” by Donnie Byler, featured in Grek 2

Episode 8:

- York is the smart one, according to Rose: “he thinks the loudest”

- He’s also bad with faces and voices according to Rose; reconfirmed from S1E5

- I just really like that he was 100% convinced that Alm and All were different people

- Phone-bone, apparently

Episode 9:

- I enjoy the two-part confirmation that Northern Tribes orcs have southern accents

- “Joe Beans” is not a traditional orcish name

- Not everyone knows that the Northern Tribes have a monarchy

- “Orcish size” drinks are in a bucket, evidently they are literally sand buckets

- Jancy came to York’s first modeling show :,)

- York once tried to arm-wrestle a snake

- Wonderful film by Studio Jiggly: Ghosted Over There

Episode 10:

- No lore just solving the case!!

Episode 11:

- York’s favorite action hero is Ben Ception, who enters people’s dreams

- List of the months: Febicember, Smarch, Mapril, Junary, and Bachtober

- York’s powerful… stream gives him time to get his arms warmed up for a fight

- Another social media app; Binstagram

- “Lofty goals do lead to existential horrors” - daily quote by Rose

#drawtectives #drawfee #season 2 #season two #gyorik rogdul #rose #grendan highforge #grandma #rpg #celestial spear #orc lore

[play-now-my-lord]

good porn name, free to good home: Garfield Beefcliff

[harrypotterfuryroad]

transwomen on the internet every day for years: do NOT refer to my pre-transition self by my birth name. i have ALWAYS been a woman and you will ALWAYS refer to my past self using my current pronouns, even if it makes no sense to do so. being reminded that i'm male will send me into a suicidal spiral so NEVER EVER DO THAT. anyway let's talk about my life when i was a boy

women trying to be supportive: since you've said over and over that being reminded about your birth sex is very painful, i interpreted you referring to yourself as a boy is a form of self-deprecation, and since i don't want you to feel bad about yourself, i want to reaffirm you in your womanhood! you've always been a girl just like me!

transwomen: why are you making this all about you and your comfort, you self-centered bitch. this is clearly just a thinly-veiled effort to control me and also i know you secretly want to call me slurs

www.tumblr.com / (beefcliff) / 668131950250344448/a-little-comic-about-holding-back-being-trans?source=share

it's literally never enough for them. i am so goddamn tired

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[mumpsetc]

hiiiiii i was wondering, what artists are u most inspired by? :00

God SOOOO Many Haha! @awseriously and @schoolunchtray are the Recent Two Big Ones, and I'll Sorta Rattle Off a Small Snippet of Other Ones

Cate Wurtz (Her Work Can Be NSFW Heads Up) (Twitter, Lamezone.net)

Pochowek (Twitter)

Ala Flora (Twitter)

Vewn (Youtube)

Jonni Phillips (Youtube)

Ball and Cone (Tumblr)

Teleostauber (Tumblr)

Beefcliff (Tumblr)

David Rankin's Dull Book

Sally Cruikshanks

Anna Oppermann

Kristoff Zetterstrand

Alex Colville

Paul Bush

Robert Reed

Toba Kheedori

Wayne Thiebaud (Specifically His Drawings of San Francisco)

Andrea Zittel (Specially A-Z West)

I Have a Notes Document Thats Just Listing Off Artists I Like and What I Like About Em But These are the Big Ones. For the Ones Who are Online I Listed What Websites I Mostly Watch Em On! Thank You for Askin

#dreamy.txt

[ghostofapineapple]

some art blogs I like:

maroonracoon, tofupixel, pandorama-art, bynieb, beefcliff, samimarkart, sleepnoises, dinoserious, kikicolors, artsometimes, lazer-t, ivytea, catcrumb, uswolves, isnyr, norisus, sablingart, dimetrodrawn, sixgills, moldspace, crtastrophe, serenaci, dominiqueramsey-art, parkston, vewn, ink-the-artist, cort3d, s-u-w-i, sparrowlucero, kingiefisher, bubblebaath, 8pxl, oxboxer, julesdrawz, 1041uuu, silkmoths, fluffysheeps, mattibee-portfolio, loopy-lupe, maruti-bitamin, wi-fu, frankrause, iguanamouth (legendary tumblr artist), k-eke

have fun

thank you so much!!

#reddit blackout #reddit refugee #reddit #art #tumblr migration #artists on tumblr #tumblr has welcomed the redditors so warmly #my little icy heart melted a little bit

[day]

please consider comissioning @beefcliff they made these funny gifs for a very affordable price. my partner also made a version where they explode permanently, all because of beefcliff's incredible talent.

(tbh autism creature of my fursona by itsladymana on vgen.)

#✨ #📧

[ultramanyaoi]

sorry the beefcliff comic i just rbed made me think. sometimes i rlly do think that less is more like if you have enough sometimes u shd just let ur reader / viewer sink in the emotions and let the story play through. let them get it. even if not everyone gets it there are people who will

#ariel.txt

[beefcliff]

a little comic about having weirdbrain & working on autopilot

this isn't an excuse. i mean, i guess it is. i just want you all to know that i really want to make more comics for you all, i really want to make more art and post it, but i'm sincerely struggling to function. i'm trying to fix that. love, beefcliff

#flashing #tw flashing #epilepsy warning #flashing lights #mental health #tw mental health #dissociation #tw dissociation #unreality #tw unreality #adhd #depression #confusion #animated #animated gif #gif #comic #webcomic #beefcliff

[crunchworldsupreme]

Imagine a little guy. Now, imagine a guy that's smaller than that initial guy. Now, imagine a guy that's even smaller than that initial guy. That's what it's like, in an Bugs worlds.. Bunch of little smaller guys. all in a bugs lifes ...

I lived a bug's life once... i don't talk about that anymore,,,,

#ms paint crashed on me. like 8 times 😭😭😭 #this is why I mostly stopped working with the screen tones even though I love them 😭😭 #I have to save every 30 seconds #wish I were exaggerating #anyway this was fun to draw and oh my god I love the smallest one #that's my true self #this is my. I guess it's not a fursona #but I can call it that if I want. who will stop me #animorphsona #omg can I tag this animorphs #idc I'm going to #animorphs #CrunchQuestions #beefcliff #ms paint #mspaint #thenky for the ask <333 #drawing this felt like cleaning my house immediately before company comes over

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: with friends

Welcome to Tuesday and this nice collection of very normal friends, courtesy of blogs that make and post pleasant and friendly GIFs for our times.

@everydaylouie​:

@abjahanbin​:

@beefcliff​:

@kcamberart​:

@megaceros​:

@bubblebaath​:

#tumblr tuesday #with friends #gif warning #gifs #long post #tw worry #mild body horror

[ph-cutie]

vision amirite

(text wobbling by @beefcliff )

#gif #animated gif #gif warning #digital art #animation #artists on tumblr

[dread-and-despair-dyke]

yo can anyone help with this stuff

ok i wld love to be able to use any textures like these? if anyone has any idea how any of them were done, please let me know ;w;

↓ (by Joel G on youtube) the pixel ‘noise’ in the background where the different shades of grey go into eachother, that probably wasn’t all drawn in pixel by pixel, right? so i wonder how to do that kind of thing 

↓ (//) here the pixely ‘noise’ on ENA herself, i guess that’s just an overlay layer or a screen layer or something?? and there seems to be a seperate noise ‘frequency’ for each colour on her

↓ (from the game OMORI) there is a similar-ish kind of noise here, in the flat areas like aubrey’s dress and in the top left of the mirror next to hero’s head where the lighter mirror shade transitions to darker. maybe it is done pixel by pixel, because I can’t think of how else you would do it

↓ (by beefcliff on tumblr) this seems to be an overlay some sort of rgb noise, similar looking to maybe... a vhs tape?? but also its looks different on lighter and darker areas it seems. idk how that works

#art inspo tag