#BALJEET did but like...
I had the weirdest fucking dream last night (and by "last night" I mean an hour ago while I was napping).
So, like, it starts off in this hotel place, and there's a musical number about these gang members outside, and they're telling ME and the Red and Yellow M&M mascots that we need to run because the mafia wants us all dead. I'm like, "RED, the fuck did you do?!"
And Red was just, "I'm out, peace" and ran away. Me and Yellow went after him and stuff, till we realized we were just...running around different areas of the hotel and not actually leaving ANYWHERE. So Yellow was like, "Why don't we just...go somewhere else?"
And I'm like, "Oh, what a BRILLIANT idea, why did I think of that."
And he was like, "...are you mocking me?"
And suddenly we're in some...Alice in Wonderland place and I'm like, "YAY, I teleported us to safety, they can't find us here!"
But Yellow was gone. I think I left him behind...may he RIP, the mafia probably ate him. And if they got Red...screw Red, this was somehow all his fault.
But yeah, I eventually got bored with THIS dream, and I "changed the channel" so to speak to a lost Phineas and Ferb episode/movie (thankfully not the creepy, Candace is crazy one), about Perry having ran away from home for...some reason. And everyone, including Dr. D, was looking for him. And I'm like, "OH YEAH, this was the movie that just came out, but I don't remember any of this...what was the movie called again?"
So while I "watched" this very fake movie, and skipped over stuff, I saw Doofenshmirtz talking to Perry and having a heart-to-heart with him (apparently something happened to Perry where he was convinced that ALL the good moments he had with Doof and even his family were nothing but a buncha lies and THATS why he left - I couldn't tell if Perry was amnesiac in this "movie", or a total moron), and Perry could actually TALK, but every time he did, it would cut to some weird black and white cartoon of a bunch of talking candy, that would be saying exactly what Perry is saying to Doofenshmirtz.
THEN I skipped to the finale song of the movie, and everyone was dancing with Doofenshmirtz, and I was laughing really hard because it looked kinda ridiculous, they were running an absolute marathon while they had this musical number, they were running through what I can ONLY assume is a sewer, and then danced on this raft, and then these yellow submarines, it was weird. Then I apparently was able to see a deleted scene, all in storyboard form, about a joke that Dan and Swampy were apparently not allowed to make in the movie for some reason, and it went down like this:
Phineas: I know, let's pass the time by telling jokes! Think of something that's low energy and low budget to make-
Buford: PINKY AND THE BRAIN!
(Everyone turns to Buford with confused expressions, as described by Dan and Swampy, who are kinda talking over each other)
Buford, with confidence: Pinky and the Brain, duh.
Isabella: Don't you diss Pinky and the Brain in my presence, peon!
And then I woke up. And I remembered the movie was called "Candace Against the Universe" and was confused why that movie was actually all about Perry and Doof, before I realized NONE of that actually happened and I had SOMEHOW dreamt a very drug-induced sequel.
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I just. Imagine what they could’ve done with Act Your Age. I don’t dislike Phinabella, but seriously? That was your focus? Like just imagine how they could’ve shown how they have changed! They could’ve had Phineas and Ferb have a picture album or something from the past summers and you get to see the development of their group over the years! They could’ve shown more on how Candace got to be a lawyer, if Phineas and Ferb were still as close, hell, even how the antique business was doing! I just. It could’ve been so much and I wish that it was.
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anyone want to guess what Phineas and Ferb scene I’m emo over tonight?
(it’s the “I thought romance was a foregone conclusion!” scene in “Summer Belongs to You.” lol.)
like, I know I go on and on about how funny this scene is (because it IS), but...there’s a little bit in it I’ve noticed more recently that is just...very sweet.
So, anyway, in this scene, Isabella is so frustrated with Phineas’s lack of awareness of her feelings for him that she imagines her head exploding and is snapped out of it by Phineas saying, “Isabella! Are you okay?”
well. this moment is very telling of Phineas’s character and how he is more perceptive than one might think.
(gonna put the rest below the cut, lol)
Phineas IS oblivious to the implications his “foregone conclusion” statement has for he and Isabella, but he ISN’T oblivious to how Isabella is feeling in that moment. He knows something is bothering her and he asks her about it!
and like, I KNOW Phineas acknowledging Isabella without realizing he and her were, in his words “a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love” is a part of the joke, but it’s also very sweet and shows how much he cares for her in his own way
because Isabella is Phineas’s best friend! and he can tell she’s upset! He doesn’t look away from her after he asks if she is okay: only once she assures him she’s “peachy” does he turn back to Candace. (Anyone other than Phineas probably would’ve investigated further but...this IS Phineas we’re talking about. In his mind, if Isabella says she’s okay, then she’s okay. He can move on.)
but IN THAT MOMENT. he KNEW something was wrong. He was in tune to what Isabella was feeling and concerned about her, even if he had no idea WHY she was feeling that way.
AND THAT MAKES MY HEART. SOAR. JUST. AH. he cares about her so much! their friendship is so good!!
Like, I’m not trying to paint Phineas’s actions in a romantic light here (because, in the words of Dan Povenmire, that would just be “wishful shipping,” LOL). I just think it’s sweet how much he cares for Isabella (and his friends in general, but primarily Isabella in this context). And it’s almost tragic that Isabella gets so wrapped up in how Phineas doesn’t notice her in a romantic way, she misses moments like this where he DOES notice her and shows he cares for her.
But then, this makes the island scene even sweeter because in it, Isabella DOES realize Phineas notices her and cares for her in his own way. (that hug? I’ll never get over it. gOSH. it’s so good.)
also now I’m thinkin’ about how, in Phineas’s mind, he spent his time in Paris walking around looking for parts with his best friend and I’m EMO, I’M EMO OK.
(man...i could just sit down and write an entire analysis about Isabella and Phineas in this episode. can i do that? instead of homework? LOL)
but yeah TDLR: Even when they were kids, Phineas cared a lot about Isabella and could tell she was upset, even if he was oblivious as to WHY she was upset.
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Me?? Redesigning the teenage versions of the Fireside Girls for fun cause I can’t stand their designs in AYA cause it’s not accurate to teens at all???
Yes, yes I am.
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bully bromance breakup is such a good episode what the fuck!!!!!
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Not to have controversial opinions about Phineas and Ferb but...new movie bad
UNTITLED FG SERIES FIRST EPISODEOPENING:
“These are the FG girls troop 46321. Their names are Gretchen, Adyson, Ginger, Milly, Holly and Katie. You may know them as Isabella’s scouts, but how well do you know them as individuals…?”
“You’ve seen them like this: (shows them in their uniforms) but have you ever seen them like… this: (shows them in their standard outfits)?”
Voice-over of each girl giving their background story, who they are in their free-time, their hobbies, and what lead each of them to joining the troop.
As each girls tells who they are (which we already know) we see clips of all of them from past P&F episodes, with the face of the girl who is identifying herself being circled.
THE GIRLS’ INTRODUCTION
GRETCHEN: I’m Gretchen… I’m the smart one of the group. I read, and am super studious. I can say things that nobody else can understand. Sometimes I can’t understand myself. I joined this troop because to succeed means having knowledge, and that’s where I come in. I mean, what better way to put my brains to good use…?
MILLY: I’m Milly… I am all about more. I have more than 100 gold medals, 50 1st place blue ribbons, and extra credit in all my subjects — though these subjects were some of my best ones and got A’s in all of them. I believe enough is never enough… and that hard-work always pays off in the end. I joined this troop because I know there is more to life than me and helping others succeed is just as good as helping myself.
GINGER: I’m Ginger… I’m what they call a helpless romantic (staring at Baljeet photo). But so is my leader, so that makes us even! I joined this troop because my sister drives me crazy — thinks I can't do anything she can... and I am willing to prove to her and everyone else what I am capable of!
HOLLY: I’m Holly… I’m all about helping others. I love helping my parents, especially when they can’t help themselves… (shows her helping her mom who’s sick) just like my dad, who’s a real-estate agent. He’s always helping desperate people find homes… and my mom who’s a teacher is always helping kids learn… so I’m always looking out for those in need, which is why I joined this troop — to put myself in line of those who deserve my help the most — be it people — or my friends!
ADYSON: I’m Adyson… I was born to lead. I’m top in my class, and am a straight-A student, (if you didn’t notice, my name starts with an A), so I’m ALL about going to the top. I know everything there is to know about being a leader. And yes… I’m a little impulsive. I joined this troop because I know I am the best. My dad was great at everything he did in school, and my mom was a fireside girl… just one of the many tops. So being the best kinda runs in my family. Without me, my leader is nothing. And she knows it. I live for the day when I am in charge… Ok. Maybe I’ve said enough.
KATIE: I’m Katie… people say I’m goofy and a weirdo… but I say… no girl’s a weirdo with friends! Let’s see, I love making mammal sounds, am a HUGE Ducky Momo fan… my life like revolves around him… and am a huge fan fiction geek, I even have my own website! (shows website — has zero followers). My parents signed me up for this troop because they say I need to get out and make some friends. I don’t see why not. I mean, they barely do anything!
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I mean I did know baljeet was Indian I would like to say it’s because I can recognize my own but I think it’s just because his name is baljeet.
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Did u see Dan Povenmire's tiktok where he acknowledges the stereotypical traits and writing of Baljeet when he was introduced in PnF and also calls out people that use Baljeet's name as a racist insult towards South Asian people? It sucks that this is the bare minimum because most creators get rudely defensive towards criticism like that but it's still nice to see, he seems like a really cool guy
Oh thats super good to hear! I love baljeet and his character develops really well but his original portrayal is stereotypical and racist. So im very glad dan realizes that and wants to acknowledge it was bad
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i'm sure EVERYBODY will ask this but top six pnf episodes? (if someone else has asked first pretend i asked pnf songs instead ok)
hdfnjkfb you’re the first person to ask so you’re good!! god this one is fricking hard though. to give myself a selection small enough to work with i’m gonna restrict it to just 11-minute episodes as opposed to double-length ones or specials, and it’s also worth noting that this could probably change any minute just based on my mood lmao
6. vanessasary roughness - just some general all-around good fun y’know! y’all know i am ALWAYS down for a ferb centric episode and the other characters who get the most focus in this episode [candace and stacy, buford and baljeet, perry and his fucking swag ass outfit] are also very cool and fun to watch. it’s the lowest on this list for attempting to make me not throw up at the idea of f*rbn*ssa but fortunately it’s just a tiny moment at the end that i can Choose Not To See. look he’s just happy to be hanging out with someone he thinks is cool
5. gaming the system - as far as the ‘cartoon episode about video games made by middle-aged guys who have probably never touched a video game’ trope goes this is genuinely really good. [on that note honourable mention to brain drain for giving us canon gamer ferb and platypus controlling me but i like gts just a little better for various reasons.] not only is the video game aspect surprisingly bearable but this episode straight up hands you so many trans rights between trans doof and phineas genderqueer moments. it’s also host to a bunch of stupid injokes with me and my friends so it can never leave my brain now ever
4. my sweet ride - THIS ONE JUST HAS SUCH LOVELY VIBES IT’S UNREAL,, between the really cute outfits and ferb hardcore stimming the whole time and candace getting to have a good day where the universe doesn’t immediately bend over backwards to spite her for no reason it’s absolutely jam fucking packed with free and easy serotonin. there’s not much more to say about my sweet ride it’s just a nice episode with a fun premise and a bumping song. look at this FAMILY
3. doof side of the moon - okay a lot of this is nostalgia blindness because it was hidden in the bonus features on the very perry christmas dvd so i watched it enough as a kid to commit the audio to memory BUT IT’S STILL REALLY GOOD Y’KNOW. i distinctly remember being absolutely mesmerised by the visuals in the floor after floor sequence and i STILL am god damn it, even if dsotm was a completely unremarkable episode in every other way i’d probably still have thought about it just for that, but it’s genuinely super good and fun even outside of having one of the best musical sequences in the entire show. i am absolutely obsessed with the lore implications of the moon in the phineas and ferb universe having a 384,400 kilometre tall building sticking out of it [by the way if i had a nickel for every time phineas and ferb have vandalised the moon i’d have 3 nickels, which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened thrice], and the episode even manages to make irving pretty bearable which is impressive
2. the baljeatles - y’all the baljeatles did SO MUCH. invented gay fashion, had one of the best songs in the entire show, ferb in pointy anime sunglasses????? i personally see it as the definitive episode where baljeet completely and entirely cements himself as a Good Character and never goes back, which is awesome because i fuckin love baljeet, and in general it’s just a really fun episode. only criticism is that it doesn’t have isabella in it when we KNOW she would absolutely rock a punk outfit. i can let this grave transgression slide just this once though because the rest of the episode is genuinely so fucking cool. absolute me and the boys moment
1. bully bromance breakup - goddddd this episode is SO FUCKING GOOD it’s got everything. phineas autism real, buford and baljeet gay moments, legitimate interaction between the a-plot and b-plot? all the kids caring about each other so much?? doof canonically gets his lab coats tailored. it’s surprisingly hard to put into words how much i love bbb but it’s absolutely fantastic, every day i thank it for inventing neurodivergent and gay people
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Which miraculouses would you give the Phineas and Ferb characters? 🤔
OOOOOH I’VE GOT A WHOLE AU ABOUT THIS!!!!!!! (Said AU mostly just concerns Phineas and Isabella—shocker, right? 🤣—here is a link if you’re interested in reading about it! And here’s a link to a collab I did with @sketchy-panda featuring phineas and Isabella in the au!)
In general! Here’s a few thoughts.
Phineas would have the Ladybug, Isabella would have the Black Cat. (I talk about my reasoning behind their miraculous in the AU post!). I also think Phineas would be good with the Mouse (in the show, he creates a superhero version of himself that can split into multiple people! So the mouse is right up his ally). Isabella would prooobably be good with the snake: she’s very goal-oriented and would be able to problem solve without cracking under the pressure of going back in time and re-doing things. (Isa could thrive with ANY miraculous, tbh. She’s a queen like that👏)
SPEAKING of people who would be good with the snake, Candace would TOTALLY do well with the snake...maybe too well. She is persistent to a fault and would not stop using it until she got the situation right! I can also totally see her using the Bee.
Ferb would be good with the Fox! He likes to express himself through music, so the flute weapon would be perfect for him. AND, Ferb could create an illusion and go off and build contraptions to help save the day while the illusion was keeping any villains distracted.
I think Buford would have the turtle. He’d love having a shield to throw at people🤣. AND, he’d love being able to protect his friends🥺
I think Baljeet would be good with the mouse!!! There’s an episode of the show where he gets split into a bunch of versions of himself, and they’re able to get a lot done! He’s very accomplished as just one person, so with MANY versions of himself, he’d practically be unstoppable.
Perry doesn’t need a miraculous, though he WOULD be good with the Butterfly. He’s good at seeing others’ potential!
As far as as Doofenshmirtz goes.....the thought of him using the butterfly and/or peacock very poorly is amusing to me🤣. Maybe he creates akumas and quickly loses control of them, or gives them abilities that just allow them to solve problems in convoluted ways that aren’t necessarily “evil,” lol!
Thanks for the ask!!! This was fun to think about😊
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Thoughts on...... Stormtrooper Candace (sorry if I sent it twice but I think first time it didn't send)
YEAAAAH YES YEAH STORMTROOPER CANDACE I LOVE HER YES
Like her dynamic with Buford and Baljeet is sO FUNNY, I never would have thought that trio would be so great together but they ARE and I love it (and omg wait it’s kinda like, she was sort of a big sister figure to them? Omg WAIT)
And “In the Empire” is a straight up BOP!!!!!
AAAAND. Just, her whole backstory and the potential for angst/further exploration? IMMACULATE!!!! Like did she choose to leave Tatooine? Was she forced to leave? Was she manipulated by someone in the empire? (Because she would’ve been pretty young at the time, probably no older than 5-6). Phineas makes it sound like she chose to leave, but I suspect she was brainwashed into thinking it was her choice when REALLY, it wasn’t. The scene where she and Phineas realize they’re siblings is just the most HEARTWARMING THING AAAHHHHH.
See THIS IS WHY WE NEED A SEQUEL
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...you already know who I want to ask for😂
Yes of course I do lmaooooo
For those who don’t know: Phineas and Isabella
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How long will they last? - forever obviously
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - As we know they liked each other for a very long time and then got together right before they went to college. But I think it wouldn’t be until the 2nd semester of their first year of college that they drop the L word (maybe during their first summer together as a couple). They definitely love each other longer than that (they’ve always loved each other in some sort of way) but I always think they’d take their time with everything because “we have forever”
How was their first kiss? - The first kiss they had that they remembered was amazing and sweet
Who proposed? - I go back and forth on one hand I wanna say it was for sure Phineas, but I could also see Isabella doing it too
Who is the best man/men? - Ferb was Phineas’s best man obviously. With Buford and Baljeet being groomsmen. And of course Perry is the ring bearer
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - the fireside girls were Isabellas bridesmaids and Gretchen was her he maid of honor. (I also think Candace would be a bridesmaid).
Who did the most planning? - They both equally planned, but it was Candace who planned it the most.
Who stressed the most? - You’d think it’d be Isabella, but shes actually really calm throughout the planning process. Phineas on the other hand is a bumble of nerves because everything has to be perfect for Isabella in his eyes. (Even tho to Isa marrying Phineas is already more than enough for her)
How fancy was the ceremony? - They had the biggest craziest wedding outta all their friends. But that was mostly the reception part. The actual ceremony itself was very private and intimate with only their family and closest friends. Though it did have its own Phineas Flynn flare to it still.
How many children will they have naturally? - I think they’d have 1 or 2 kids, but they’d be the last of their friend group to have kids.
How many children will they adopt? - they don’t adopt any kids but they do rescue a lot of animals.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Phineas does and he definitely tries to build a contraption to easily change diapers.
Who is the stricter parent? - Isabella is because Phineas has no self control and will cave with anything
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Isabella because like I said before Phineas has no self control. And is probably the one encouraging the “dangerous” stunt.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Phineas does!
Who is the more loved parent? - they are equally loved
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?- They both probably would. I think they would be really into the community.
Who cried the most at graduation? - They both were crying but Isabella definitely cried longer
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Isabella
Who does the most cooking? - Phineas does because I like to think he gets it from his momma
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither are particularly picky but if anyone it’d be Phineas
Who does the grocery shopping? - They go together! And they turn it into a game usually
How often do they bake desserts? - Practically daily just like Phineas’s mom does.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They love meat but they also love a good salad too
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Phineas would on occasion because he knows Isabella would rather do something small and sweet than big and extravagant. (And on the other hand Isabella had also made big giant creations with the help of Ferb for Phineas)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - They both love going out, they’re very social butterflies
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Phineas because he tried to use some fancy contraption
Who cleans the room? - They both do their fair share
Who is really against chores? - Neither are, they make it into a giant game
Who cleans up after the pets? - Phineas cleans up after Perry most of the time.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Probably their kid(s)
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither do. They are both really big social butterflies and know how to entertain. Though Isabella might get a little stressed here and there if there’s someone really important.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Phineas probably, I just see him having that kind of luck.
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Isabella has a nice long nightly routine.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They both take Perry on daily walks towards the evening and talk about their days.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they go big with decor every holiday, no matter how small.
What are their goals for the relationship? - to spend the rest of their lives together.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Isabella if either of them. But that’s very very rare.
Who plays the most pranks? - Isabella does and it’s more of things that make Phineas laugh than actual pranks
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Bujeet answer all plz- ily 💕💕💕
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How long will they last? - Forever once they finally get together
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took them longer than Phineas and Isabella did (and yes they make fun of them for it)
How was their first kiss? - It was in the library of their university and it was awkward and kind of spontaneous. And it was Buford who made the first move.
Who proposed? - Baljeet proposed in the geekiest way possible that had Buford sweating through his eyes
Who is the best man/men? - Ferb was Baljeets best man and Phineas was a groomsman
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Isabella was actually Bufords Best (wo)man. And they both got teary eyes when Buford asked
Who did the most planning? - They both had equal parts in planning and lots and lots of help from their friends
Who stressed the most? - Baljeet was definitely the one who was stressed out the most and kept thinking of crazy ways everything could go wrong (spoiler: nothing went wrong)
How fancy was the ceremony? -
Kate and William wish they were this big. It wasn’t as big as crazy as it could’ve been because Baljeet declined some of Phineas’s ideas. And they had some Indian traditions they followed too. It was amazing.
How many children will they have naturally? - none
How many children will they adopt? - 1 maybe 2
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Well Baljeet made a chart for diaper duty but it ends up being mostly Buford still “mysteriously”
Who is the stricter parent? - Surprisingly Buford because he can’t be as easily persuaded by puppy dog eyes
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Baljeet the poor man is stressed
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Baljeet does because he packs them with his own
Who is the more loved parent? - Equally loved!
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?-
Baljeet would because he has to make sure their kid(s) are getting the best education
Who cried the most at graduation? - they both were SOBBING for hours
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Buford for sure
Who does the most cooking? - Buford does and he’s really good at it!
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Baljeet is picker than Buford but only because Buford will literally eat anything
Who does the grocery shopping? - Buford does because he has to make sure all the ingredients are there.
How often do they bake desserts? - Baljeet stress bakes, and I think that says enough.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - They are both pretty big meat lovers.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Buford is because he is giant sappy romantic at heart
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Baljeet likes treating Buford out to a meal every now and again so he doesn’t have to cook
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Baljeet but it was purely on accident one time
Who cleans the room? - Baljeet does he likes everything having an order.
Who is really against chores? - Buford hates cleaning and tries to get out of it as much as possible. But it works since he cooks a lot.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Baljeet
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Buford for sure does it
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Baljeet stresses when guests come over especially when it’s his fancy colleagues.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Buford does
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Buford he has a whole skin care routine
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Buford goes for a daily jog with their dog
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? -Every single holiday they have decorations up. But they have it completely cleaned up the day after the holiday because that’s the way Baljeet likes it.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To be together forever obviously
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Neither anymore. After being friends with the Flynn fletchers for years they are early morning birds.
Who plays the most pranks? - Buford does but Baljeet isn’t afraid to prank back anymore. And they have a constant on going prank war.
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I don't know what to add to Ralph's character, but since he was built by the boys, I can definitely say he would be one of the purest things out there and would take an instant liking to Perry
(for those who don't know Ralph)
Y E S! And I think it would go both ways, too. The boys may not know Perry's secret identity, but they know the side of him that he presents daily well enough to create the most compatible platybot Perry could possibly ask for. Like, in Swiss Family Phineas, the Perry knockoff Buford and Baljeet make did nothing but annoy Perry, but Ralph would be his best friend (after the boys ofc) by the end of the day because Phineas and Ferb put enough effort into Ralph to make sure of it.
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Gosh I need a distraction rn so here's some Ralph headcanons; Buford taught him how to Fortnite dance, and has a life sized mold of him too. Ralph dabbed once and only Baljeet witnessed it; legend says it inspired Dabjeet. Isabella gave him one of her bows. Candace actually thinks Ralph is chill but good luck getting her to admit it. And Phineas and Ferb always try to introduce Ralph to their parents, but he goes home to his underground shelter each time they bring them out. I hope ye enjoyed <3
Me: I should go to bed so I don’t die on my early class tomorrow
You: Ralph --
Me: R A L P H !
(if you have not been blessed by Ralph’s existence yet, go look and then think of some Ralph headcanons for us 🥺)
I am very interested in what the kids think Ralph is like. I’m getting mixed vibes about whether they built Ralph as a mindless pet and he’s just Super Poggers like Perry because Reasons™, or if they know he’s Super Poggers and they did that on purpose, and here is why:
Only Baljeet was able to see him dab, and yet Buford taught him entire Fortnite dances? Did everyone else miss Ralph’s dab out of sheer misfortune, or was it calculated to be a sneaky dab so none of the kids would know he’s capable of dabbing? Or was it calculated just carefully enough that Baljeet would insist he saw the dab, but no one else would see it so they wouldn’t believe it, claiming Ralph is either too classy for a dab you’re never too classy to dab, or that he wouldn’t know what a dab is?
I don’t know if this is supposed to imply a Buford/Ralph bromance, but I choose to think it is and I am living for it. Buford never seemed to care too much about Perry (that line about wanting to bounce Perry around like a platyball in notlp comes to mind) so I love that he took one look at Ralph and he was like “yes, this is my platybot now. I love him and he is my new best friend.” Also, headcanon that Ralph and Perry have the exact same body shape so the two molds are exactly the same but Buford insisted on making Ralph his own mold anyway. Imagine seeing all this talk about Buford’s life-sized molds of all his friends without knowing that he canonically has life-sized molds of all his friends fjskdhfkjas
My new headcanon (which is basically combining your last two) is that Ralph is the only invention Candace doesn’t try to bust the boys for. She hAtEs ThAt PlAtYbOt but she refuses to risk anything happening to him because he is a baby and he doESN’T DESERVE THAT GOD DAMMIT also headcanon that if she actually did try to bust them for it, Ralph would be the only invention she would be able to show her mom
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Rewrite the Stars
What’s this?! A phinerb fanfic after a writing hiatus of 8 years?! Well, I hope you like this guys, it sure was fun to write again.
It was a warm summer evening. The sky had a warm orange and pink color, sun bearably visible. Sitting under a tree in his backyard was a green-haired teenager, looking at the leaves that gently moved around by a soft summer breeze. He closed his eyes while feeling the touch of warm air against his face. He smiled, while his thoughts were drifting farther away.
The teenager opened his eyes as he saw his step-brother walking towards him. His messy fire-red hair bouncing around as he walked toward him. Ferb couldn’t help but notice the boy’s freckles, it was like they were glowing on those soft cheeks. His heart began to beat faster.
“Everything is ready for our movie night!” Phineas continued while stopping in front of the teenager. “I’m just waiting for my favorite person in the whole world to come join me.”
Phineas was a cheerful 16-year-old genius. Although he was a year younger than Ferb, the boys were in the same grade together. But that never stopped him from his goofy behavior and endless imagination. Ferb on the other hand was more of a dreamer, his thoughts always far above the clouds. Yet the boys were inseparable, like two peas in a pot.
The red-head held out his hand, “You coming?” Ferb felt his cheeks starting to get warm. He hesitated but took the boy’s hand and got up from the ground, dusting off his shorts while clearing his throat.
“I’m there, just give me a minute.” He replied in his British accent.
“Don’t take too long, you know it’s my favorite movie!” He smiled as he already turned around, going to their room.
For as long as he could remember, Phineas loved romantic movies. Ever since ‘The Greatest Showman’ was released he saw it at least every month. And since it was at least a month ago he asked Ferb to join him. The British teenager loved spending time with his younger brother. But for some time now his feelings toward him have changed. Whenever he was around him he felt a kind of joy that was hard to explain.
It all started one night when the boys went out with their friends. They all gathered at a karaoke bar for karaoke night. It was something they loved to do ever since they were kids. After some songs and a lot of laughter it was time for the teenagers to go home. Baljeet and Buford first said their goodbyes ‘cause they lived on the other side of town. Isabella joined the two brothers, since she was their neighbor. They hopped on their bikes and left. Once arrived the girl hugged the boys goodnight and went inside their home. Ferb looked at the boy.
“I still can’t believe you two…” he sighed. “Why aren’t you guys a thing? You would be perfect for each other.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, bro.” Phineas looked away while nervously scratching his neck. “I mean, yeah, she’s great and I like her a lot, but she’s like a sister to me.” Ferb noticed the always cheery boy’s smile fade away.
“Hey Phin, I didn’t mean to make you feel sad or anything.”
“It’s not that Ferb, it’s just… Ah forget it.” Phineas put his bike in the garage and went toward the door. Suddenly he felt a hand grasping his arm. He turned around with tears in his eyes. Ferb noticed them and got worried.
“Phineas, what’s wrong? You know you can tell me anything.” he took the boy by his shoulders, trying to make eye contact, but Phineas looked away.
“I want to, believe me, but it’s not that simple… I need some time to think, that’s all.” the boy whispered. The moments that Ferb saw his brother like this were rare. If something was bothering the 16-year-old, Ferb was the first one to know about it, but never had he hesitated to talk about something. Ferb let go of the boy.
“Whenever you’re ready Phin… You know I’m there for you.” He paused for a while. “You know what, I’ll make us some hot chocolate just the way you like it!”
“Thanks Ferb-o.” Phineas replied. But as soon as Ferb passed him to go inside he crossed his arms, hugging himself and finding the courage the say the following words. “I… I think I’m gay…”. Ferb stopped and turned around, staring at the boy. “I know I can tell you anything, but I… I…”
“It’s okay Phin.” The green-haired boy stopped him, his voice calm and gentle. “Don’t worry about it, I’ll always be here for you.” He said while embracing the boy.
Ever since that evening Ferb has been even more protective over the boy. But that’s not the only thing that changed. He washed his hands and grabbed some popcorn. When he opened to door to their room he saw his step-brother sitting on his bed.
“Took you long enough. Come on, the show’s about to start!” He said eagerly. Ferb smiled and went toward the empty spot next to Phineas and sat down.
They were a good few minutes into the movie. Phineas was singing along with all the songs. It was more of a performing show actually. Ferb laughed and sang along. A few songs passed and the boys calmed down a bit. The British boy wasn’t paying a lot of attention to the movie though. His eyes caught something more interesting: the boy next to him. He noticed his soft smile, the sweet smell of ice-tea on his breath, the stars in his eyes while watching his favorite movie. Ferb began to drift away in his thoughts again. He could feel his face get warmer, his heart fluttering with joy. Phineas shifted his position and brushed his hand against Ferb’s. His heart began to race and his face turned bright red as he moved shockingly a few inches further from him.
“Ferb, you okay?” Phineas noticed his sudden change in behavior.
“Yeah… Fine.” He lied. He wanted to tell him so badly what was on his mind right now. But how could he? How in the first place could he have these feelings for his step-brother? The boy turned away and began to bite his nails, a bad habit he had when he was nervous.
“You sure? You seem a bit… off.” The younger one moved closer and reached out to Ferb’s shoulder.
“Bro, if you don’t wanna talk about it, that’s fine with me…” He paused, looking a bit worried. He knew Ferb was more a man of action than words. “Let’s just enjoy the rest of the movie, shall we? The big duet is coming up.” He noticed. ‘Rewrite the stars’ was Phineas’s favorite song of the movie. It was blasting out of his headphones 24/7.
“Phin, you never told me why you loved this song so much.” Ferb wondered. Phineas turned toward him.
“What’s not to love about it?!” He laughed. “Next to the genius music that keeps stuck in your head all day long it’s the story behind it I love the most.” Phineas his cheeks turned red as he took a breath. “It’s about two people who love each other, but can’t be together cause of their lives being too different.” The boy stood up and turned toward his older brother. “But their love is so strong that they are willing to rewrite their fates, so they can be together.” He explained while hugging himself. Ferb couldn’t help but smile. He loved the way the red-head could tell stories, he loved the sound of his voice.
“Something like ‘Romeo and Juliet’?”
“Yeah, sorta, without the dying part though.” The boys laughed. Phineas sat down again and took a sip from his ice-tea. Ferb turned toward him and saw his chance to ask something.
“Phin, do you… Do you know the feeling of liking someone, but in some way you know that that feeling won’t work out?” His face turned red again, his throat became dry.
“I… I guess you can say that…” the boy’s smile faded away. He began to scratch his hand, which was a nervous tick he developed at a young age. “Why do you ask that all of a sudden?” He whispered, staring at his feet. Ferb looked away, a bit ashamed. What was he thinking? Now there’s no way back… What if he thinks he’s a freak now?
“It’s… It’s the movie I guess.” He sighed. “I mean, it’s complicated… There’s someone I’m longing to touch, to hold, to… To kiss…” he stood up and walked toward his bed, just standing still in front of it for a few seconds, before letting out a big grunt and landing face-flat on it. He turned his face toward the wall and took another deep breath before continuing. “These feelings are new to me, and they just, confuse me…” suddenly he felt weight pressing down at the end of his bed. He turned around to see that Phineas was sitting there. Looking at his hands, his cheeks red.
“I think I know what you’re going through…” he muttered. The eldest of the two turned around and pushed himself in a sitting position not far from his brother. There was something about this moment in their room, something that felt like heaven. Was it the final ray of sunlight coming through the window? Was it the music coming from the movie still playing? Or was it the feeling he got from the boy, that strange but oh so good feeling. Phineas turned toward him with a soft smile. “Close your eyes.” he asked, looking at him with his big baby blue eyes.
“What? Why?” Ferb was startled by that suggestion.
“Just… trust me” He whispered, eyes still locked onto his.
Ferb took a deep breath and did as his younger sibling told. His heart was racing. He felt shivers down his spine. What was he up to? He felt a soft breath coming closer to his face, and before he knew it he felt a pair of lips onto his. The sweet taste of ice-tea, the warmth inside him bursting out, his heart skipping a beat. Is this too good to be true? Just as sudden as he felt those soft lips on his, they were gone. He opened his eyes again, meeting with Phineas’s. The boy then looked toward Ferb’s hands and held them in his.
“Now you know who I like…” he confessed. The green-haired teenager smiled. The weight fell off of his shoulders. It felt like he could finally breathe again.
“You know… this is not gonna be simple…” Ferb whispered. “People are gonna think this is wrong. Not to mention mom and dad…” Phineas looked up to him, he couldn’t help but smile.
“That’s a risk I wanna take.” Phineas answered his voice soft as ever. He took his hands and placed them onto Ferb’s cheeks before leaning in for one more kiss. “Let’s rewrite the stars tonight.”
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Most underrated character in the series??? If it's too hard, list three you think deserve more screentime! <3
I’mma answer BOTH of these, because I know EXACTLY who is the most underrated character imo, AND I have three other characters who I wish had more screentime!
Most Underrated Character in the show, in my humble opinion is...
THIS MAN RIGHT HERE, DAMMIT!
He was an absolute KING! He’s probably the best frigging antagonist that Phineas and the gang have ever faced, and NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HIM! No one talks about how this shitty overlord of a capitalist actually managed to PISS PHINEAS OFF! This episode isn’t even a special - and it’s one of the few times Phineas is anything but happy. You wanna know why? THIS GUY!
Mittington Random had bite, he was fun, he had CLASS, he was a total asshole, he was willing to KIDNAP CHILDREN and an ENDANGERED SPECIES OF LIVING FABRIC and he did this all with a charismatic grin, I love this son of a bitch and I’m sad we never got another episode with this cad!
But as much as I love and adore this man, and know he deserved to be the main antagonist of a movie, and is the PERFECT antithesis of Phineas himself (a man who uses his skills to get himself some cash and doesn’t care WHO he steps on to get that achievement), here are some other characters I wish had more time to shine:
Not necessarily with Isabella - I would’ve loved an episode that showcased them as a group WITHOUT Isabella being there. I love Isabella as a Fireside Girl, but the focus is usually set on either her, or Ginger - sometimes Gretchen and Adyson. Where’s my love for Milly, Holly, and...uh...the blonde one-KATIE! Yeah! Katie is her name! Yes...yeah...
But yeah, these girls have enough personality and quirks to hold their own, without Isabella necessarily being there. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t have wanted more Isabella and the Fireside Girls episodes, because I love all of them, but like - if Irving and Baljeet can have their own episodes, why not them?
I must reiterate how much of a lost opportunity it was for these two to never have another major role in an episode again? We saw them in the background a couple times, but like - they’re perfect antagonistic foils. Come to think of it, what would their “gang” look like - where’s the Thaddeus and Thor versions of Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, heck, even IRVING? I wanna see that episode.
And finally, of course:
Django Brown. He and his sister were ROBBED, they need more screentime, end of story. Like, he was the ORIGINAL sixth ranger of the PnF Gang, and while I love Irving, it doesn’t change the fact that he basically stole that spot from him. And the show doesn’t even FORGET about Django - to pour salt into the wound, we see him multiple times in the background, and even participating in some of Phineas and Ferb’s adventures but with little to no major role. Heck, I’ve literally seen him on a page of a PnF comic where it looked like he HAD a role in it, BUT WE NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN IN IT! It’s like - they KNOW!
I can only guess that they stopped using Django in the main scheme of things because they no longer thought him to be necessary - probably because Django isn’t as interesting as other characters, sadly. But that’s no excuse! They should’ve MADE him more interesting, this kid has so much potential! His sister is a flipping HIPPIE for heaven’s sake! He’s an artist! Artists are fun to write! Heck, he’s also a contortionist, that joke was hilarious, ya’ll can’t tell me they couldn’t come up with fun stuff to do with this nerd!
So yeah. That’s my two cents. Once again, Mittington Random deserves more FRIGGING attention from the fandom, like, COME ON PEOPLE! Where’s my Random love?!
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for the fandom ask meme phineas and ferb
Thanks for waiting!
the character i least understand
I honestly can't think of one, at least amongst the major characters, since the show got so good at fleshing them out with screentime.
I guess Rodger Doofenshmirtz goes back and forth a lot on whether he respects Heinz a lot, which I wouldn't mind seeing explored.
interactions i enjoyed the most
Everyone in the whole show! I think that's where my love for it is based on.
Specifically though I got to give credit to Doofenshmirtz and Perry though. It's what hooked me way back then and it's a classic.
Everytime you see one of those 'Villain & Hero unconventional interactions' post, there's always a Perry and Doofenshmirtz scene for it.
Also the way it goes from a parody of the villain & hero nemesiship to an actual heartfelt relationship is so beautiful. All of the feels.
the character who scares me the most
Angry Isabel. I'm fine with not knowing how she got that patch thank you very much.
the character who is mostly like me
I'm not badass enough to be any of these characters.
I think I'm probably closest to Stacy in temperament, but I relate a lot to Doof's tendency to ramble.
Like any scene where he goes off topic is a mood.
hottest looks character
Lyla Lolliberry. It's the jacket that does it.
Though I admit I had a bit of a crush on Vanessa as a kid. Ah to be young and having your first cartoon crushes on goth characters of the 00's.
one thing i like about my hated character
The bugs in O.W.CA files probably could be an interesting show on their own! It just felt a little out of place and out of nowhere in the episode, even if they where conceived with the show itself.
(I don't really hate any of the characters enough to be honest)
one thing i dislike about my fave character
Everyone rightfully credits Doof with being a good dad to Vanessa, but overlooks that he's pretty rubbish to Norm for a while, though it looks like he's doing better near the end.
a quote or scene that haunts me
Haunting in a good way! When Perry does the chest thump and point thing to Doof that he did once with Phineas to communicate trust. Awww.
On the negative side, when Doof unwittingly destroyed his own painting that Rodger restored.
"Go ahead Perry the Platypus, I don't care anymore" *crash*
a death that left me indifferent
I'm trying to remember any deaths at all. I think most of the occasional implied deaths where so darkly funny and unexpected, I couldn't call it indifference.
The biggest death I remember is Balloony (even if he got better) and I was legit sad so..
a character i wish died but didn’t
I don't think I want anyone to die on this show. Even the horrible ones, it's not that kind of show really.
my ship that never sailed
Ok so I wouldn't say it's "my ship" but I was a bit dissapointed to see Monty/Vanessa dropped off-screen for Ferb/Vanessa after all the development. I think I was really looking forwards to their dads finding out about it, it would have been so funny.
Oh also I guess Buford and Baljeet are my ship and aren't dating in Act Your Age but Baljeet/Ginger is cute, and y'know they're all still young.
Also I think we've gotten to the point of multiple futures too choose from so who knows.
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the doofenperry stan acct au IS a work of art and im so glad youve read it. when my friends joke about doofenperry, i feel compelled to tell them about the au. it is the Only social media au that matters
The one tweet where baljeet was like “my parents did not have to pop off this hard at Costco”. I quote that all the fucking time.
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