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#BABS... ARE YOU OKAY SWEETIE
enhafilthandfiction · 9 months
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How Enha HyungLine tell you they're in the mood
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Hoon is shy to ask you for it <;/3 -----⤴
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A/N : Hello everyone! I am back with another post that you guys picked from the poll. I hope you enjoy it! I am accepting emoji anons and moots!
Pairing : Bf!HyungLine X Fem!Reader
Warnings : kisses, grinding, boners, nudeness, them just being horny, mentions of porn :)
Word Count : 888 Words (about 220 words each)
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» Lee Heeseung « The shy one who kisses you more often and hugs you tighter, burying his face into your neck, because he's too shy to tell you
"Here I'll do it for you" He kneels down at your legs, tying your shoe laces for you, making you tilt your head in confusion. "...Thanks" you thank when he finishes tying your laces, looking at him with an expectant look on you face.
He smiles at you sheepishly, nodding his head awkwardly with his cheeks reddening before the just plunges at you, hugging you tightly against him and burying his face into your neck to hide his blush.
"What's the matter Hee?" you giggle "Why are you acting like this?" you ask, hugging him back. You can feel him shrug his shoulders and snuggle you tighter.
Your hand snakes up his back to caress his hair and he lets out a little moan at that. "Ohhh" you almost laugh at it, he was suddenly so sensitive.
"What do you want Hee?" you ask, smirking, knowing that he's too shy to ask for what he wants. "C'mon, don't be shy, tell mommy me" you egg on, trying to pull him off of you.
He doesn't let you, shaking his head and chuckling "Neeeed you Y/nnn" he whines in your neck suddenly having enough confidence to lightly move his hips against yours.
"Aww Hee, you could've just told me baby" you giggle when he starts kissing your neck. "C'mon, do I have to carry you to the bedroom?"
He shakes his head no, finally letting go of you only to grab your wrist and pull you to the bedroom with him.
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» Park Jay « The blunt one who just asks you for it without beating around the bush
You were just cleaning the dishes and he was watching tv and you decided to join him. But as you approached the couch, he would just spread his legs wide (man spreading oml) so you'd have nowhere to sit.
You'd roll your eyes until you notice his prominent boner perfectly on display for you between his spread legs. Your mouth would water realising how hard he is for you.
"Y/n, darling, sweetie, bab-"
"okay Jay I get it, just spit it out"
"Are you in the mood? because I really need you"
"Is that supposed to be a pickup line?"
Nah, he's just blunt like that. He beckons you over, making you sit in his lap, directly on his bulge. One hand grips the back of your thigh while the other grabs you by the waist, moving you back and forth on him.
"I'll take that as I yes" he smirks, looking up at you. With you on your knees on top of him, he's face to face with your chest, puckering his lips to kiss your cleavage, making you grasp his hair.
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» Sim Jake « The one who's also shy to tell you so he lets his body do all the work and hopefully you can get the message through his actions
If he's horny but shy, he'll do anything to wet his dick but he won't tell you because boy is shy. So instead, when you're literally doing anything facing away from him, he'll come brushing against you 'accidentally' just to make you feel his bulge.
And if he's a little confident he may add in "Yeah, feel how hard I am for you babe?" He'd whisper in your ear, grabbing your waist to grind your ass harder against his crotch.
He can't control himself, his hips rutting against you for some sort of relief which he badly needs. He also can't stop his lips from kissing every inch of uncovered skin he finds, giving you the goose bumps.
He places wet kisses at the back of your neck, and messy ones on your shoulders, his hand snaking between your thighs. "Need you" he whines, bucking his hips into you.
He's also the type to pull at your clothes, wishing they were already off so he could fuck you. When he pulls your shirt or your little skirt, you know he wants them off, and his growing bulge confirms that.
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» Park Sunghoon « The type to do the obvious until you actually fuck him. He'd walk around naked, touch you and compliment you more than often, instead of just asking for it
"You look really good today babe" his voice startles you as you were just chilling on your phone when he suddenly walked over to you, placing his hands on your shoulders. "What you watching, pretty?"
You put down your phone to see that he was just in a towel, hanging dangerously low around his waist. You give him a knowing look, but decide to play dumb. "Hoon, get dressed or you'll catch a cold"
"It's okay baby, I never get cold" he assures "Ice prince remember?"
You roll your eyes and decide to go back to your phone, just to annoy him. He scoffs and reaches down to grab 'something' and his towel falls off. You can't help but shift your eyes from your phone over to his now naked figure, admiring his triangular shape.
"What's the matter darling?" he asks with a smirk on his face, totally nonchalant despite the fact that he was completely bare.
"Hoooon" you whine, getting up and making your way over to him. He immediately wraps his hands around your waist, caressing your sides. You get up on your tip toes to kiss him, and his tongue immediately invades your mouth.
"Is there something you want to tell me Hoon?" you ask, expecting the obvious answer. He just looks down and instead of getting straight to the point he's like "Wanna watch porn together?"
You deadpan, "Okay and then?" you question once more, still wanting another answer.
"And then maybe we can make our own porn" he says excitedly, watching as you smile softly.
"Hoon, you're impossible sometimes"
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Hi again, thanks for reading to the bottom, I feel like this wasn't the best, and I could've written it better maybe? Anywaysss, have a good day/night and remember that ily! <333
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"Not Cash, Baby." KYLE.
kyle broflovski x female ex!reader
content: smut, cockwarming, swearing, ig breath play if you take it like that, afab reader, former toxic relationship, exes, pretty short and vanilla.
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"Well that's great sweetie!" Shelia exclaims when you explain your honors.
And here comes Kyle walking out of his room and into the living room to see you. The sight of you puts a shocked expression on his face before anger strikes him.
"Oh hey Kyle, I was just talking to mama Broflovski about how successful I am, yeah? You know how it is, don't ya?" You ask with a smirk on your face, standing up from his couch.
"Y/n. A word?" He asks angrily, pointing to his room's door.
"Oh, yeah I guess so." You say softly. "I'm sorry, Sheila. I'll be right back." You walk past Kyle and enter his room and he follows shortly after, closing the door.
"What are you doing here?" Kyle anrgily shouts in a slight whisper through gritted teeth.
Giggling and sitting down on his bed, you say coyly, "What? Not allowed to hang out with my boyfriend and his family all a sudden?"
"No! I'm not your boyfriend anymore." He pauses before realization hits him. "And you can't just come here and hang out with my ma, brother, and dad after we broke up."
You scoff, "Well they don't know I'm not your girlfriend, and they don't need to. Listen, Kyle. I need your help."
"Help with what?" He asks with a roll of his eyes.
"Sit!" You say with a big smile on your face, pulling his arms to come sit next to you on his bed. You continue to hold his hands. "I need help getting Cartman back. He really fucked me over and you were the first person I thought of who hates Cartman like I do."
Kyle scoffs and gets up, pushing your hands off his own. "No, no, bab–.. y/n. I'm done with the shit. Go ask Stan or something, I'm sure he'd just love to fuck over Cartman."
"Oh come on, boobala!" You exclaim, standing up and grabbing his shoulders to make him look at you. You sigh and look down before moving only your eyes up to look at him. "Please, Kyle.. I promise I'll be a good girl and leave you alone afterwards.." You pout with baby tone and your eyebrows crease to a begging state.
Kyle stares for a moment with subtle redness on his cheeks before sighing and looking away. "You're just ridiculous, baby." He gave up on correcting himself. "Fine. But you're gonna need to pay first."
"Pay?" You ask with an offended tone, throwing him a clearly offended snarl. "How much?"
Kyle laughs. "No, no, baby. Not cash." He smirks deviously and you stare up at the red head with a confused face. "I want you warm up my cock."
Raising your eyebrows at his comment, you giggle. "Ohh, okay genius. Fine. I will." Is something you'd regret saying moments later when you're underneath your ex boyfriend with his cock inside of you as you grow more stimulated, not a single thrust.
"Stop– moaning!" He whisper shouts. "So loud, and if my mom hears us, she will kill me."
"I'll mark your words on that." You say jokingly and loudly before he thrusts harshly out then back into you, throwing his hand over your mouth as he does so.
He chuckles at the muffled sounds elicited from your mouth, "Not so loud now, huh?" Kyle asks before he laughs softly, thrusting slowly in and out of your overstimulated cunt.
Kyle's thrusts grow harder and faster and the moans from your ongoing orgasm flow into his hands.
"Fuck!" He groans and you feel his cock twitch inside you. You feel his warm load filling you just before he pulls out.
Quickly you redress yourself, "Okay. I let you do that.. you help me now."
"Okay, yeah." Kyle shrugs and you're sure you're good. Until, "But.."
"But what, Kyle?"
"But, you gotta let me do that more often." He winks and you roll your eyes, walking out of the door and sitting back down with Sheila, her son's cum wetting your panties.
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drpoisonoaky · 5 months
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Steph: I need pickup lines.
Babs: ..Why?
Steph: Let’s say I need ammo.
Kara: OHH MY TIME TO SHINE
Steph: Are you good with pickup lines?
Babs: No, she’s not.
Kara: HEY What do you mean? I’m a pro.
Babs: Kara, darling…
Kara: So, I heard you like bad girls… I time travel in Animal Crossing.
Babs: I don’t actually.
Kara: Thank Rao. Cause it’s a lie, I’ve invested too much in turnips.
Kara: That proves nothing.
Kara: And I made a lot of bells after that.
Babs: Or when you tried a more nerdy approach…
Kara: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.
Babs: Are you a software update? Because not right now.
Steph: That was bad.
Kara: The answer wasn’t really necessary…
Babs: Or do you remember?
Kara: Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Babs: It’s 6:00 am after a patrol I look dead.
Steph: Bad timing.
Kara: But you looked cute!
Babs: Or maybe that one…
Kara: I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Babs: You literally need the sun for your powers you’re like a plant
Kara: OKAY I GET IT!
Babs: But we end up together, so it didn’t matter. I really lo-
Kara: Don’t you dare to be cute I’m sad.
Babs: You can’t have it all sweetie.
Steph: You’re both really cute…
Steph: But this conversation was pointless. Where’s Dinah?
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chiiyuuvv · 7 months
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Hey Sweetie :3
I just read your post about how the Xikers Members would react to "Y/N" being on period.
I have a giant soft spot for Sumin, Jinsik and especially Seeun and wanted to ask if you could write something more detailed for one or all of the three members I mentioned since I am having alot of pain atm because of my period and I'd like to see what the members would do 👉🏻👈🏻
Thanks for writing those wonderful reactions/Story's etc!
You're awesome:3
BASED OFF OF WHEN YOUR ON YOUR PERIOD - SUMIN °
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"Babyy I gotta go to work, we can cuddled when I get backk!"
"But bab-"
"No! I'm going to be late if I dont go now. I'll see you later okay?" He kisses your forehead before tucking you in fully.
"I'm on my period.." you whisper as he gets up. His immediately snaps his head towards you, grabbing your hand and placing kisses on it.
"Well why didnt you tell me??" He pouts, sitting on the edge of the bed.
"I didnt want to worry you.."
"Well you already did!" He exclaims before sighing to himself. "Your lucky your so cute." He pinches your cheek, letting out a laugh as he gets up. "I'll be right back okay?"
"Okay."
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Sumin comes back a few minutes later, back in his pajamas as he waves around his specialty chocolate that always makes you feel better.
"I got itt~" he waves it around, giggling as he climbs into the bed. He lifts you up on the bed, making you sit in between his legs as his hands find your stomach, rubbing it softly as he plants a kiss on your forehead.
Your eyes close as you sigh, laying back on his chest as he opens the chocolate wrapper, breaking off a piece and feeding it to you.
Your mouth opens as you bite it, almost biting his finger as he let's out a whine.
"Sorry.." you giggle as sumin laughs at you, shaking his head.
"If you need anything just tell me 'k?"
A/n: thank you for requesting! Your other two are coming soon and since your acon I cant tag you. It would be nice if you told me your tag, but it's okay either way nevertheless!
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ficreadergirl · 7 months
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Welcome to my Sweetheart
Ep11
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After a couple hours of drinking you all got pretty drunk. It wasn't long until you found yourself dancing with Barbara. She was really good at it and soon you found yourselves moving to the music.
"You're so good at this!" you laughed. Barbara smiled back at you.
"I know right?" she giggled while continuing to dance. You noticed that Dick was looking at you intently while you danced. He was clearly jealous. You could tell he wanted to dance with you too. Barbara saw his jealousy and chuckled mischievously. She knew exactly what she was doing when she teased him like that.
"Oh don't worry babe. I'll make sure you get some action tonight." she said teasingly. You saw Dick blush and turn away from you. He was clearly embarrassed. You saw Barbara wink at you mischievously.
"Stop doing that Babs." you told her. Barbara just snorted at you playfully. She knew exactly what she was doing. She was trying to tease Dick more because she knew he liked you. And it seemed to be working as he kept blushing while looking at you. You felt your cheeks getting hot as well. You just couldn't help but feel happy at the thought of teasing Dick like this. He was so cute whenever he blushed.
The music eventually ended and the three of you decided to head back home. You were all tired from the drinks and dancing. Dick left to bring the car when Barbara took a step towards you.
"You two definitely slept together Y/n. Don't try to lie to me. After we get home you'll spill all out okay?" she asked with an amused chuckle. You didn't know how to answer her question.
"What are--" you started to say before she cut you off.
"Sweetie... all the looks you two giving each other? The way you're flirting with one another? It's obvious!" she said with a light giggle. You sighed heavily knowing there was no point in lying now. Barbara had seen right through you. You looked at her for a moment.
"It's not like we're in relationship Babs. It was just one night thing." you said finally. Barbara just rolled her eyes at you.
"One night thing? Seriously Y/n?" she asked sarcastically. You nodded at her.
"Yeah. Just one night thing." you confirmed. Barbara scoffed at you again.
"Whatever. One night thing or not. That doesn't change anything. You two are still striping each other with your eyes." she said with a mocking smile. You groaned at that comment.
While you tried to shush Barbara you saw Dick came back with the car. Barbara gave you a smug look before getting in the car. She seemed happy about teasing you both. Everyone was silent until Barbara spoke up.
"If you two wanna hang out alone don't mind me. I'd be fine by myself." she said with a slight wink. Dick turned red as he heard this. Barbara smiled at him playfully before turning around to look at you. You also felt embarrassed hearing this.
"What do you mean Babs?" Dick asked while blushing even harder. Barbara laughed lightly at his question.
"I'm saying if you guys want to have fun without me then go ahead. Don't worry about me." she said playfully. Dick gave you a confused look but didn't say anything else.
After half an hour of driving you three finally made it to your flat. As soon as you opened the door you saw your flatmate.
"Oh hey Helena!" you said happily seeing her. She was holding Gloria who was purring loudly.
"Hey Y/n! How was--" she cut herself off when she saw Barbara and Dick standing behind you. You were surprised by her reaction.
"I didn't introduce you to them right. I totally forgot it. She is Barbara and this Dick. My partner." you quickly tried to explain. It seemed like Barbara was already annoyed by this fact.
"Y/n... she's your flatmate?" she asked incredulously.
"Yes she is." you answered immediately feeling nervous after she asked this question. "Do you know each other?" you asked Barbara curiously.
"No I don't know her." she said coldly.
"Okay." you replied slowly. You thought it would be better to keep quiet on this matter. Dick and Barbara's faces became colder as Helena's.
"Uhm Y/n... maybe I should stay with Dick." Barbara suggested to you.
"Why? What happened?" you asked her.
"It's nothing. Really." she said trying to hide something from you.
"Maybe she doesn't feel comfortable around me Y/n." Helena added to help Barbara.
"But--" you started to protest.
"I think that's great idea Y/n. See you tomorrow morning." Dick interrupted before you could say anything else. Whole situation felt suspicious to you.
"Alright then. If that's what you want." you said reluctantly.
"See you tomorrow Y/n." Barbara said while her and Dick left for Dick's place. You were still confused on what happened just now but you were too sleepy to find out.
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die-erlkonigin6083 · 8 months
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A Second Life 23
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The next day started as usual, although Uncle Tim did stop by during play time to steal him for a little bit to give Danny more information on dogs. Which, awesome! His little report was coming along nicely. He didn’t have the best handwriting, even though he’d practiced a ton on the Watchtower. Just like walking, he’d had to practice how to write. It should be readable though. Probably. 
Either way, his dad had forgotten to take him to get ice cream after he completed the test! Yeah, Danny had asked to play with Babs, but still! Ice cream! So after lunch, he decided to bug his father. His dad was finishing up his lunch, talking to Aunt Cass about something. 
“Dad.” 
“Just a minute Danny,” his father responded, not looking at him before he continued talking with Cass. Danny sighed, swinging his legs. He waited. And waited. “Daaaad.” 
“Just two more minutes Danny, we’re almost done. Why don’t you help Alfred clean up?” his dad suggested. Sighing, he got up, grabbing his plate and heading to the kitchen. Alfred was sitting in the breakfast nook, eating his own lunch. “Good afternoon Master Danny,” Great Grandpa said, greeting him. Setting his plate on the counter near the sink, Danny sat down across from the older man. 
“Why don’t you eat with us?” 
“It is not acceptable for butlers to eat with the family. Although I do break that rule on a variety of occasions. Thanksgiving and the winter holidays, for example.” 
“But - but, you eat the same food. And you’re family. So you should sit with us, eat with us. Besides the whole butler rules thing, is there anything stopping you from eating with us?” Danny pressed. Now that he knew Great Grandpa ate alone back here, he didn’t like it, he didn’t like it at all!
“I suppose there is not. However, I have not eaten with the family for years. It can be difficult for a leopard to change its spots,” his Great Grandfather stated, then sipped what Danny could only guess was tea. It seemed that half of the family adored coffee and the other half was obsessed with tea. Danny couldn’t see the appeal to tea, and he’d never had coffee. No one would let him have any. 
“You’re not a leopard though, you’re a human, and I want you there! I’m pretty sure everyone else does too!” Danny argued. 
“Who would bring out the food, young sir? Who would clean up?” 
“Um, um, if the food is all on the table, we can serve it ourselves, right? Or how do you do it on holidays?” Danny was floundering a bit in his argument. Hopefully asking some questions could shift the heat off of him. 
“You are right that on holidays, the food is placed on the table and everyone must serve themselves. Myself and Master Jason cook, with Master Damian assisting with the preparing the vegetables. I am afraid the rest can only be trusted to stir, and sometimes not even that.” Okay, that was interesting. 
“Who’s the worst? Who can’t even be trusted to stir?” 
“That would unfortunately be Master Bruce. Somehow he can forage and make food for himself when he is off on his adventures and when necessary, however, it seems that as soon as he walks through the threshold into a kitchen, all of his knowledge in regards to cooking fades away.” Danny giggled upon hearing that. 
“Danny? Little bird?” Danny turned his head towards his dad’s voice. His dad was peeking around the door, only his head and shoulders visible. “What did you need sweetie?” Danny slid off of the chair, giving his Great Grandpa a wave before approaching his dad. 
“We didn’t get ice cream yesterday after the test, can we do that today?” His dad sighed, then muttered. 
“Of course you remember that. Yeah, we can go get some today. I think it would also be a great time to swing by a park, since I didn’t get to go with you last time. Would you… maybe want to meet some people there?” His dad offered hesitantly. 
“Meet people? Are they nice?” 
“Well, they’re very energetic, and a little different. They have a little girl though, who’s around your age, so you guys can play.” Alright, that was awesome! Danny was so excited! He was going to meet another kid! One his dad knew! He was going to make a friend! Hopefully! 
“Let’s go! Let’s go! Bye Great Grandpa! See you later!” 
With that, Danny grabbed his dad’s hand tugging him towards where the garage with all the cars were, his dad laughing joyously at how excited he was. His core singing, and his body practically vibrated the entire time they were in the car to get ice cream. He was distracted for a little bit that they were going to be meeting some people with a kid while they grabbed ice cream. Danny tried six different kinds before he settled on a scoop of Chocolate Brownie Fudge and Salted Caramel. It was pretty warm today, the ice cream dripping down his hands a little, even though he licked at it as quickly as he could. 
There were quite a few parents out with their kids. His dad explained that school was out, since it was summer break. That meant kids didn’t have to be in school. It also helped that it was the weekend. After that, they made their way to Robinson Park. There was a small playground on one end, but the majority of the park was trees, bushes, and grass. There were a few paths that weaved through the lush green park. As his dad’s friends weren’t here yet, Danny had a great time showing off to his dad, how he could climb everything, get all the way across the monkey bars, and how he could swing super high in the air without using his powers! “Well well well, look what we’ve got here. It’s a pair of birdies, Ives!” proclaimed a slim, athletic looking woman in a pink crop top with red suspenders and in blue striped shorts and multicolored boots. She also had a long sleeve multicolored jacket on that almost looked like it was made of paper? Or was it just a ton of fringes? The lady also had pigtails, the tips of them colored. One side was pink, the other blue. The lady was holding hands with a red haired, green skinned woman who had small white flowers in her hair. Plum blossoms, maybe? She had a black leather looking jacket on (or was it dark green?) over what Danny could only guess was a white T-shirt and long green pants that were patterned after leaves. Standing next to them, looking very grumpy was a girl who looked around Danny’s age. 
She had dark black hair and vibrant purple eyes. She had green skin too, but it wasn’t as dark green as the red haired lady’s skin. She was critically looking over Danny and his dad. Danny felt himself bristle. He was cool! His dad too! She had on black sneakers, purple leggings and a purple tank top with black bats on it. She also had a purple spider backpack on her back. She was all on theme, in terms of color. Danny glanced down at himself. He was just in jean shorts and his Batman and Robin T-shirt. 
“Hey, glad you could come. Danny, this is Harley and Ivy and their daughter Sam,” his dad said, introducing the ladies. Danny waved shyly. 
“Hi,” Danny said. 
“Hiya Danny! It’s great to meet ya! We were real excited when your daddy-o reached out for a playdate with our precious sapling!” the lady named Harley said exuberantly. She had a lot of energy. 
“Um, nice to meet you too. All of you,” Danny replied, looking at each of them. 
“Hello Danny,” Ivy said. 
“Nice to meet you too. Can I go play now?” Sam asked her two moms, letting go of Ivy’s hand. 
“Go ahead sweetie, just make sure you stay where we can see you. Have fun,” Ivy encouraged, pushing Sam forward lightly. 
“Why don’t you go with her, Danny?” his dad offered. 
Danny nodded, then followed Sam to the playground. This was his chance to make a friend! Yes, he’d hung out with those other kids when he went to the playground with Uncle Jay, but his Dad knew Sam and her moms! So they could meet again! Danny followed her on to the structure. 
Oh no. 
He hadn’t thought about how to actually make a friend, just that he wanted one. 
Okay. 
Be cool Danny. 
He could be cool. 
“So, um, what do you want to play?” he asked her tentatively. She looked back at him, as she was about to go down the slide. 
“You want to actually play with me?” she asked skeptically. 
“Well, yeah.” He thought it’d been rather obvious. She stared at him for a moment, then responded. 
“Follow me then.” 
With that, she slid down the slide, then headed over to the grassy meadow. Curious, Danny followed her down the slide. Opening her backpack, she produced some jars with holes poked in them. 
“Mom said that caterpillars become butterflies, which are good for the garden. Ladybugs are good too. Wanna help me catch some? I’m gonna release them in mom’s greenhouse,” Sam asked him. Bugs. Catching bugs. It could be fun. He could do this. 
“Yeah, sure!” Danny enthused. 
They looked through the grass for ladybugs, putting them into Sam’s jars. Sam made sure they put some leaves in there that had these tiny green bugs called aphids on them. They filled two of her jars with ladybugs before they began looking for caterpillars. They looked for those in the bushes, finding quite a few. They filled three jars with caterpillars. Filled might be the wrong word, they only put three or four caterpillars in each jar. They’d done the same thing with the ladybug jars. 
After finding the bugs, they made their way back to their parents. Mrs. Harley and his dad were chatting away on a bench, while Mrs. Ivy was tapping away on her phone, glancing up every once in a while. She put it away upon seeing them approach, holding the jars. Dad didn’t look thrilled upon seeing the jar of caterpillars in Danny’s hands. 
“Dad look! We caught caterpillars and ladybugs!” Danny told him proudly, holding up the jar. His dad’s face flashed briefly with disgust before he had a shaky smile on his face. 
“That’s - that’s great Danny. What are you going to do with them?” his dad asked hesitantly. 
“They’re not for him to take home, they’re for my mom.” Sam clarified with a slight scowl. 
“Yeah! They’re for her mom’s greenhouse.” Danny agreed happily. Sam’s expression changed to confusion. 
“Thank you very much sapling,” Mrs. Ivy said, taking the jar from Sam. Danny handed his jar to her as well. “Thank you Danny.” “I have more,” Sam said, opening her backpack to show the other jars. 
“You’re so sweet Sammy! Doing all of that for your mama Ivy!” Mrs. Harley cooed, reaching forward to pull Sam into a hug. 
“You too pipsqueak!” she said, tugging Danny into it as well. Danny hugged her back happily. He liked hugs. “You’re both such sweet cutie pies!” 
“You guys still have some time left to play before we have to go,” Danny’s dad said once Mrs. Harley let them go. “Remember to stay where we can see you, like earlier.” Danny and Sam both nodded. Danny grabbed her hand and pulled her back towards the playground. 
“Come on! We did what you wanted, so now let’s play what I want.” They climbed back onto the play structure, until they were under the covered section near the slide. 
“What do you want to play?” she asked cautiously. 
“Space pirates! I wanna pretend the playground is the ship, and the ground is the ocean. We’ll guide the ship through cosmic storms by raising and lowering the sails, and we’ll battle with swords, and save people, and have all sorts of treasure, and stuff.” Danny looked around. “Oh. We’ll probably have to get off to get some sticks for swords…” 
“There should  be some by that tree,” Sam said, pointing to one of the trees just outside the playground. How did she know that? Had she seen them earlier? Together, they slid down the pole and raced over to the tree. Sure enough, there were two long sturdy sticks laying on the ground near the tree. 
“Do you know how to sword fight?” Danny asked, picking one of them up. “Not really. Just what I’ve seen on TV and in movies. But you just smack the sticks back and forth, it can’t be that hard,” Sam said, picking up her stick. Grinning, Danny held up his stick, getting into a fighting stance. 
“I, Captain Danny Grayson, challenge you, First Mate Sam in a friendly duel!” Raising her stick, Sam smiled back at Danny, the first one he’d seen since he’d met her. 
“I, First Mate Sam Isley, accept your challenge!” 
She darted forward, her stick coming towards him. Danny barely managed to swing his in time to meet hers, stepping back as he did so. They traded blows for a bit, Sam catching him on the arm, and he got her on the leg. They’d probably have a few bruises tomorrow, but Danny didn’t care, and he didn’t think Sam did either. 
Danny won, but barely. 
Taking their sticks with them, they went back to the playground. Danny was a little tired at this point, so he suggested they go on the swings. Even without using his powers, he was able to get higher on the swings than her. Sam slowed down hers though, her feet dragging in the gravel below them. 
“Why’d you stop?” Sam stared at him for a bit. 
“You… you really don’t care that I have green skin. Or who my mom is.” 
“No? Why should I care?” Okay, that maybe didn’t sound so great. “I mean, does it matter? You’re nice to me, she’s nice to me, and well, I want to be your friend?” She was silent, looking at the ground, her toe going back and forth, moving the gravel. 
“I don’t have any friends… no one really wants to be friends with Poison Ivy’s kid…” she mumbled. 
“Well. I don’t have any friends either. I don’t know who Poison Ivy is, but I know it’s a plant, and you can cure that with a special cream or lotion.” Sam stared at him for a moment before she started laughing. 
“What?! What did I say?” Danny asked, confused. 
“You’re an idiot. But sure,” she said, holding out her hand to him. “Let’s be friends, Danny.” 
He smiled, grabbing her hand. 
“Yes, friends.” 
***
Neither Danny nor Sam wanted to leave each other yet, even though it was getting dark. Danny’s dad suggested they get dinner together. He brought them to a small Italian place. There, Danny learned that Sam and her mom Ivy were vegetarians, while mama Harley wasn’t. Sam ended up getting spinach and ricotta ravioli, which she let Danny try. It was good, but not as good as his carbonara. When it came time for dessert, Danny split his cannoli in half and gave it to Sam. Danny’s dad ordered a trio of gelato, eating most of it before letting Danny and Sam have the rest. The mango sorbet was Sam’s favorite, Danny’s favorite was the lemon sorbet, and they both liked the raspberry one too. Mrs. Harley gave both of them a few bites of her strawberry cheesecake to try. 
They both kinda crashed after the dessert, Danny making grabby hands at his dad to pick him up. Mrs. Ivy picked up Sam. Dad drove the Isleys home, then drove them back to the manor. Danny dozed for most of it, yawning periodically. 
“I can hang out with Sam again, right? She’s my friend. My first friend.” Danny told his dad sleepily. 
“You’ll see here again. Come on, let’s get you in bed.” Danny’s dad helped him with his clothes, then tucked him in, kissing his forehead. “Good night my little bird. I love you. Sweet dreams,” his dad whispered. 
“‘Ove you too dad,” he mumbled sleepily before conking out. 
***
Uncle Dami and Uncle Tim had come through. Between the two of them, he’d been given a ton of information, stickers, crayons, markers, and paper. He just now needed to tell his dad that he wanted to present something to him. Although Uncle Tim had said he wanted to be there, so had Uncle Dami. They both knew that Danny was going to be making his case soon to get a dog. They’d mentioned something about making it a family affair, which was maybe a bit scary. And a lot of pressure. What if he did all of this, and his dad still said no? Well, he’d have to just try again in a few more years. Or in a few months. 
Hiding his project under his underwear drawer, Danny made his way downstairs. He’d been doing good on the whole independence thing, and spending time away from his dad. Babs was coming over again today, but he’d have to ask his dad for time after dinner to give his report on dogs. Specifically pitbulls and how Danny was totally responsible enough for one. He’d been doing all the right things. Would Sam like to play with his dog too? Probably. Dogs were super cool. 
Oh. 
He hadn’t asked Sam if she had a pet. He actually didn’t know a lot about her. That was okay. Danny should have plenty of time to get to know her. Danny skipped down the hall (it wasn’t running, so it was okay!) to find his dad. His dad was in the study, looking frustrated at his laptop. 
“What cha doin’?” Looking up from his work, his dad gave him a wry grin. 
“I’m applying for jobs. I’m no longer a police officer, remember? So I’ve got to get a new job.”
“What kinds of jobs are you looking for?” Danny asked as he leaned against his dad. 
“Hmmmm. Ones that aren’t as dangerous as being a police officer, yet I can still do them. Your Uncle Tim and Dami offered me a job at Wayne Enterprises. I could model some of the new fashion lines coming out, or work in Marketing. That sort of thing. I don’t know though. I’ve always loved teaching people gymnastics. Teaching self defense would be good too. I would still feel like I was helping people,” his dad explained. 
“What did you want to be when you grew up?” Danny asked. 
“I wanted to be like my parents. I wanted to be a world famous acrobat, flying around on the trapeze. Sometimes, when I miss it, I go do a small stint as Dan Danger,” his dad told him, a wistful smile on his face. Danny couldn’t help but shiver at the mention of the name Dan. It made his hair stand on end. 
“Dad, can you let Uncle Tim and Uncle Dami know that I’m planning on doing my report thing tonight after dinner? They said they wanted to be there for it.” His dad raised an eyebrow. 
“Report?” 
“Yeah. It’s the thing I’ve been working on for a little while. Since Uncle Tim and Uncle Dami helped, they wanted to be there.” His dad nodded slowly. 
“I can let them know to be here for dinner.” 
“Thanks Dad!” Danny said, throwing his arms around his dad’s neck. 
Dinner was going to be here before he knew it!
Notes: 
Well well well, look who it is! It’s Sam! Yes, it is Sam Manson, a reincarnated version of her. If you’re curious how that happened, check out this fic here. It’s not necessary to read it to understand what’s happening in this fic, but it’s just if you want more context and stuff. Danny finished his dog report! Which means the next chapter... I have to write a report on dogs and why Danny should have one. 
Also, in fun news, to those of you who read my other fic Press Heart to Subscribe, chapter 6 is coming along nicely! Been really into writing that at the moment, added like 8k to it this week. Yet it’s still only about halfway done, and that doesn’t even count editing. Hopefully it will come out in June though! 
Thank you, as always, to the wonderful Harthic for betaing my fic! If you’re interested, come check out my other fics on ao3!
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So say if Scourge came back to visit his mom, saw bab!Rusty and his litter and just came back and revisited every so often then Scourge and Rusty's mom came into Bloodclan's territory and came in crying to Scourge that those clan cats took Rusty just how bad of a blood bath would Scourge enact to rescue his baby brother? Or would he do anything?
It would be a pretty big bloodbath.
Uncles and big brothers are a HUGE deal in Chelford culture; the way I'm reworking the Russetfur situation is very similar. She's either the daughter or younger sister of Brick. Hal has nothing to do with the familial drama of this situation anymore; but I could make it go down a similar way by saying Hal and Brick were siblings, or that Hal was their maternal uncle.
Tiny's backstory is a bit different, and still undergoing some renovations. In a nutshell though, he is no longer the founder of BloodClan. It was started in response to Oakstar's Crusades, so he is just the newest in a line of leaders. He still had a massive falling out with his shitty siblings though, and told them in no uncertain terms that they should expect no special treatment from him.
But if Firestar was his younger brother, he would be very protective of the litter. In a way that's almost father-like, Scourge would visit and talk about the things he'd eventually teach the kittens in BloodClan, once they were of age.
Rusty's choice would look VERY different though- Kittypets and BloodClan cats are part of two different societies, about as different as Loners and Clans. Humans usually take kittens at a certain age, so there would have been plans for these kittens to make their choice before then.
"Your sixth moon is approaching, kits. Have you decided if you want the housefolk to decide where you go, or if you would like to join uncle Scourge in BloodClan?"
"Mama I'm scared I don't know :("
"That's okay sweetie. Once the humans place you, we don't know where you end up. You can stay with uncle Scourge until you decide."
So Scourge being told that Rusty was taken? By Clan cats, no less, the cats BloodClan formed to fight in the first place? He'd snap, just as bad as he did when Tigerstar refuses to uphold their deal later.
But... if Rusty was taken and placed with humans, at that point, he's started his new life. Scourge would be concerned if he found out he was taken by Clan cats, but he doesn't make rash, emotional decisions unless pushed.
He'd send some cats on a mission to scout first, THEN decide if he was going to attack or not.
Basically, it depends on the context.
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Nicknames
CC Babcock x Fran Fine
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Fran sat on the couch munching on a chocolate bar reading a magazine and watching tv all at once somehow, fran hears the door open making her ears perk up to look at the person who she recoginzed by the expensive perfume, she sees her lover carrying a bouquet of flowers in her hands.
CC walks through the door with a huff giving a small smile at fran "Hello there fran." fran smiles widely as she drops everything and hurries to hug CC knocking the air out of them both as she crashes into her "Hi babs baby!" fran presses a kiss onto CCs nose "Fran!" CCs face begins to redden "I told you not to call me that-" fran gives her those big puppy eyes "But you prevent me from showing you my love languages," CC sighs "Fran, slapping my ass or flirting with me during we have work hours does not look good for the both of us."
Fran rolls her eyes "Im sure nobody minds!" CCs eyes widen "You slapped my ass while i was talking to maxwell!" fran pouts "So what? he doesn’t care." CC feels a tug at her lips and tries to ignore it but fails miserabley as the smile began to grow "I told you that you can call me nicknames, just keep them civil." fran nods "Okay, babby honey." fran presses a kiss onto CCs forehead turning around with a smirk.
CC groans "You wouldn’t like me calling you my little slut outside this room would you." fran gasps dramatically "Miss Babcock, keep it in the bedroom sweetie." CC smiles as she wraps her arms around frans waist, pressing them together "You would like that wouldn't you?" fran giggles turning around to face the blonde "Very much."
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Tumblr is being dumb and not wanting to work with me today (and is also dumb for not letting me put in more than one video clip), but @babsvibes asked me what some of my favorite Bob's Burgers quotes are, so here is my response in its entirety (you better buckle up, because it's long):
Babs!! I appreciate you so much, thank you for giving me another ask❣️
You already know who most of these quotes will be from because you asked me 🤣 This ask is too good, I’m super excited to get into this.
Okay, I don’t have these in any particular order (this was originally meant to be a top five but got expanded to eight (plus a ton of honorable mentions) because there are just too many good quotes), but some of my absolute favorites are:
—(From the movie): “I know you’re droopy Bob right now, but you know who else is in there? Dreamy Bob. The guy who wanted to open a restaurant in the first place, slap his name on it, make cuckoo, crazy burgers with wild ingredients. A new one every day.” —Linda 🥹
Bonus: “You know what you gotta do to droopy Bob? You gotta hit him in the nuts, like this! >:D”--Linda, AKA the best wife in the world
This scene always has me extremely unwell. It’s like the writers took a look at me and my blog and were just like How can we activate Doodler’s emotional tears to the maximum degree? It honestly has everything I could’ve asked for. Linda being the best, most supportive wife in the universe? Yup. Bob being his usual sad, dramatic self? Yes.
A BOBLIN FLASHBACK WITH LINDA PREGNANT WITH TINA AND BOB LOOKING SO EXCITED AND PASSIONATE ABOUT THE RESTAURANT?? 🥺🥺🥺 Check.
—(Also from the movie): “Can I say, ‘Honey, No’!” —Gene
“No 🙄” —Louise
This line is hilarious and caught me so off-guard when I first heard it. It’s one of the best Gene lines, which is quite the feat given that he has so many good lines. I can’t believe some people can’t see his beautiful Genderfluidity after hearing this line and Eugene Mirman’s delivery. Genuinely, though, I absolutely love how comfortable Gene usually is when it comes to being himself. There are moments where his self-doubt and insecurity creep in, and I could make a whole post about that, but whenever he’s around his family, he’s usually so comfortable with saying what he wants.
—(I forgot which episode this was from and couldn't figure out which one it was, if someone can tell me, that would be much appreciated 😭): “Teddy, I know that’s your burger. Stop being weird and just eat the burger.” —Mr. Bob Burger himself
Bonus: “Is this what you want you sick bastard?????” —Teddy
This exchange is so freaking funny, such a classic. Bob and Teddy’s yelling matches never fail to make me burst out laughing. And just the fact that this all happened because Bob gets so upset when people eat other burgers and like them, so everyone has to pretend to not like other burgers?? Hilarious. He’s such a sensitive man, I love him so much.
—(From “The Runaway Club”): “I’m a little disappointed too. Before I saw it on you, I thought this bracelet was classy.” —Tina
Bonus: “Take. It. Off.” —Tammy
“I. Would. Rather. Die.” —Tina
“THEN YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!” —Tammy
Tina’s line here is so good. I love how she can come up with really good one-liners to get back at Tammy when she wants to. And Tammy getting so jealous and angry?? Hilarious. And then Jocelyn panicking and pulling the fire alarm?? And then Jimmy Jr. being an absolute dumbass and just spraying a fire extinguisher everywhere? 11/10 scene.
Plus, you gotta love how protective Gene and Louise get over Tina here: “Get your hands off my sister 😡”
—(Deleted line from “Father of the Bob”): “He lets me eat as much Tylenol as I want! 😄”
Yes, I’m including a link to the animation I did for this scene yesterday, don’t judge me.
Anyway, this line is actual comedy gold. I can’t believe they cut it. Yes, they don’t want kids to be irresponsible with Tylenol. But it’s so funny!! Gene, sweetie, please don’t overdose on medicine.
It’s also really sweet how much the kids love their Pop Pop. It’s just really nice that they have a grandparent they love because Gloria and Al are the worst.
—(From “Tina-Ranasaurus Wrecks”): “TINA FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EITHER TURN AWAY OR STOP—THE BRAKES, TINA, YOU’RE ABOUT TO—HIT THE BRAKES” —Bob
Bonus: “God, you’re so honest. Who raised you?” —Bob
“I don’t know 😫” —Tina
This scene absolutely sends me Every. Single. Time. It’s so good. Just Tina’s constant groaning and Bob’s panic which only grows as they get closer to the only other car in the parking lot?? I can’t. His yelling at the end never fails to send me into a fit of laughter. There's just something about the way H. Jon Benjamin delivered it.
And the fact that the car Tina hit was Jimmy Pesto’s? That makes this scene even funnier.
—(From “Can’t Buy Me Math”): “Did someone order takeout or should I say take off?? 😏” —Bob
Bonus: “No one wants to see that! 😡” —Random patron at Jimmy Pesto’s
“Hey! I do! 🤬” —Linda
This is one of my all-time favorite Boblin moments, tied only with the flashback scene from the movie, and probably their moment in “Bob, Actually”. 
Aside from how hilarious it is (I mean, “Takeout or should I say take off” lives rent-free in my head), it goes to show just how much these two love and adore each other. Bob was willing to be naked in full view of customers at Jimmy Pesto’s and he still did the strip tease because he loves Linda that much.
They definitely had a fun night together 😏
(From “The Plight Before Christmas”): “So jolly. I didn’t expect to feel this way. I was focusing on Santa, but the best presents are sitting here. And they aren’t even wrapped up.” —Louise 🥹
This scene makes me sob every single time. I think the part that gets me the most is the moment where Louise looks into the audience and sees Tina came to see her give the poem. Tina in this moment reminds me so much of my older sister it makes me way too emotional I might actually get sick. Without words, it showed their sisterly bond in such a beautiful way. And then Louise’s actual poem??????? I can’t handle it. The way she eloquently describes in poem form how much she cares about her family can’t be done justice in words.
God, I need a minute to recover from this.
And that’s my top eight! Here are some honorable mentions because there are just too many good quotes from this gem of a show:
—(From “The Gene Mile”): “WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, CHANGE MY PHONE EVERY TEN YEARS??” —Teddy
“Y E S” —Bob
—(From “Dream a Little Bob of Bob”): “I DID IT. HELL YEAHHHHHHHH” —Tina
—(From “Boyz 4 Now”): “I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time, just like everyone else.” —Tina
—(From “Two For Tina”): “When you say no, it makes me want you more!!!!!! 😫” —Jimmy Jr.
—(From “Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien”): “It’s not a good feeling when they say everyone, but they don’t mean you.” —Gene
—(From “Torpedo”): “But I call you dad! I think of it as Dad’s Burgers!” —Gene
—(From “Best Burger”) “Dad!! I’m sorry I screwed up today. I’m sorry I screw up all the time! 😣” —Gene
Bonus: “Gene, you might make mistakes from time to time, but I love you and I love who you are.” —Bob 🥺
—(From “Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid”): “You were the only one interested in my innovative new menu. I was like you when I was a kid, you know. That’s how I got interested in cooking. And as soon as you pass that sip test, I’ll eat dinner with you.” —Bob
Bonus: “🎶 I could still be a winner, when I eat Dad’s Thanksgiving dinner! 🎶” —Gene
“That was beautiful, Gene 🥲” —Bob
“Thank you, Father~” —Gene
—(From “Mazel-Tina”): “Wow, Dad. I never realized how soulful your eyes are.” —Gene
“*Sighs* Gene. Wait, really?” —Bob
—(From “The Hauntening”): “Dad. I think you’re doing a really good job as a Dad.” —Gene
“Okay.” —Bob
“I’m having a really good childhood.” —Gene
“Okay, great.” —Bob
“Not right now, but overall.” —Gene
“I got it, thanks.” —Bob
“No, thank you. Thank you for your service.” —Gene
(From “Lil’ Hard Dad”): “You’re still my hero, Dad 😌” —Gene
“You’re mine too, Gene.” —Bob
(From “Broadcast Wagstaff School News”): “*Gasps* Travel-Sized Bob, awwwwww!!” —Linda
Bonus: “Muppet baby Bobby!!! :D” —Linda
(From “Lindapendent Woman”): “I’d rather be scraping by together than have extra money and be apart.” —Bob, AKA the best husband ever
(From “Mother Daughter Laser Razor”): “Wait. Mom. You don’t think I like you?” —Louise
Bonus (just for you, Babs!): “They just needed to see things from each other’s perspective 🥹” —Logan Barry Bush
(From “A-Sprout A Boy”): “I’ll never make you eat vegetables for breakfast, sweetie.” —Linda
“I love you, Mom (:” —Louise
(From “The Pickleorette”): “Oh my God, of course I’d hold your hand. I don’t want you to be scared. You’re my big, strong boy.”
(From "Sliding Bobs"): “Hey! You’ve got a lot of nerve picking on girl’s diamond rings with your thick, luxurious, Tom Selleckian mustache….. Hi.” —Linda
“Hi. My eyes are up here. Should we get some scissors?” —Bob
“What’s the rush? 😏” —Linda
(From “Large Brother, Where Fart Thou?”): “Thank you, Gene. You’re a great large brother.” —Louise
“Anytime, shrimp.” -Gene, AKA the best big brother ever
(From “A Few ‘Gurt Men”): “I’m good at law!” —Gene, AKA the best lawyer ever
(From “Carpe Museum”): “So, when you take over the restaurant, will you call it Louise’s Burgers?” —Bob
“I don’t know. Maybe. Daddy.” —Louise
(From “Hawk and Chick”): “This Hawk and Chick will never not talk for thirty years!” —Bob
(I forgot which episode this is from but if someone can tell me, that would be much appreciated!): "I've got a license to counsel." --Mr. Frond
"Double O-So-Sad." --Louise
"Louise. Be nice." --Bob
"Why? It's Mr. Frond!" --Louise
(From "The Frond Files"): "I LOCKED MYSELF IN A RUH-OOOM WHILE CHILDREN WERE EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!" --Mr. Frond
I need to cut myself off now but there are even more quotes I could’ve added 😭
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zahri-melitor · 6 months
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New(ish) Comics: Gotham War Edition
So I’m doing this hey. Going to read a few lead ins I haven’t got to yet then dive in.
Batman #136: Tim is baby here. Bruce is…not doing well. The set up for this conflict is actually reasonably entertaining (aka ‘both Bruce and Selina have been keeping secrets that are causing problems’, the scale of which really pisses off the other). Gosh, that family scene is very much calculated to be circulated as a panel out of context, and I’m wondering if it’s real at all.
I am NOT going to advocate that Bruce needs therapy (folks. FOLKS. The therapy Bruce has had previously has got us into this mess) but I am going to point and laugh at his mental state a lot.
Knight Terrors Batman #1-2: I’m on record as disliking the whole Zur-En-Arrh mythos but at least this storyline is actually revisiting all aspects of it? We got the sensory deprivation tank back. Apparently me reading the entirety of the Black Casebook was actually worth it for something. Golly, this nightmare is so BORING. It’s literally ticking the boxes – lack of control, everyone is dead, replay of Crime Alley, etc. The Gun-Bat (gun-bat. GUN-BAT. ffs) just isn’t convincingly scary. The only interesting twist at ALL was Bruce getting to play as Joe Chill for a bit.
The Arsenal backup – seriously the lack of creativity in everyone’s nightmares SHOWS. Not being able to use the Cry isn’t a nightmare for Dinah, it’s something she understands intimately and knows how to work around. (“Nobody listens to me” is slightly better but also if you just pop your earrings back in Dinah, I am SURE Babs would be happy to go back to obsessively stalking you and being available to talk at any or all hours) Roy being beset by the events of 2010 to present and accompanying costumes is at least meta but it’s still ‘I miss Lian’ (we know, we know, you already lived through your nightmare).
Batman/Catwoman The Gotham War – Battle Lines #1: Maxie Zeus my sweetie!!! Oh wait I’m supposed to care about everything else here, but the fact it’s Tim kicking around Maxie is very satisfying. Love to see Robins against their own period rogues (one of Tim’s first proper times working with Oracle was a Maxie Zeus case).
Okay fine, whatever, Selina’s pitch for how to stop violent crime in Gotham. It’s incredibly silly, as has been widely canvassed, and ignores basic common sense questions like ‘what happens when security increases’, ‘what happens when you run out of these low risk high value targets’, ‘who is fencing all this and how is the increased black market bearing the weight of a higher flow of goods without dropping prices too far’ and ‘how is the entire room of detectives who’ve been operating in Gotham unaware of any changes in crime levels’. The whole club scene is just clearly here to start fracturing the family (yay!).
Wow I hate this version of Montoya I hate it so much, this is so jarring after just having read Gotham Central.
Anyway Selina is getting handed the idiot ball hard here, which is unfortunate, given this issue literally goes ‘here’s the clear point you’ve ignored’ as the last few pages.
Batman #137: Vandal Savage causing problems on purpose! LOVE YOU SAVAGE. (He’s so annoying. Nice to have him as a change to Ra’s) So battle lines are drawn up with Jason in Selina’s camp, Damian in Bruce’s and the rest of them currently in the centre trying to work things out. I still think everyone is being a bit helpless due to this storyline, but we’ll see how it develops.
Catwoman #57: Ehhhhhhh. Jason is weirdly excited about jacking cars here? This is trying SO HARD to position the whole conflict on a classism front and it just doesn’t work for me. “We can just solve financial inequality by Robin Hooding!” uh it doesn’t quite work that way folks. You know what also helps get people out of poverty? Education, healthcare and steady jobs that AREN’T likely to land people in the prison system. Yes also a cash injection can help but your whole training is oriented at continuing to acquire money by criming.
Dick dropping by to go ‘hey do you realise you’re being an idiot? Think about it, Selina’ was cute though.
HELLO SCANDAL PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HAVE A DECENT VERSION OF YOUR PERSONALITY. YOU ARE ALWAYS FUN.
Batman/Catwoman: the Gotham War - Red Hood #1: (the name goes on a bit hey) Can’t believe I’m reading a Red Hood tie in.
It’s pretty ridiculous, but at least Jason is aware this plan is goddamn stupid and is just exploiting it for his own ends?
Ah and there we go, people using guns when they shouldn’t, aka the whole self-defeating part of this whole scenario.
Okay. About to start Batman #138 but will pop that in a separate post with even more spoiler warnings.
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gnattyplayssims · 1 month
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1958 Pt2 - Never Alone
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Before Sofia knew it she was in her second trimester. Being in Copperdale meant she got to see Dr. Portillo again. "How you feeling?"
"Excited, nervous...like I'm ready for it to be over."
"So right on track then. No husband today?"
"He's back in Oasis Springs."
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"It may not be my business but it is my job to make sure you're taking care of yourself. Is everything okay between you two?"
"Oh yeah. He's just busy...with work...we thought it'd be best if I was near my parents"
He frowned but didn't make any more comment on her being alone.
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For a moment he was silent as he dragged the scanner across her belly, "Before you ask...it's not twins. Would you like to know what you're having?"
"I think...I'd like to wait till Jamal is here. To find out together."
"Not a problem we can wait."
"Thank you!"
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"Sofia, I suggest you find someone else to attend the next appointment...and to start going to classes with you. If he's in Oasis Springs, there's a good chance he won't make it in time. I don't mean to scare you but 2nd babies frequently come much faster than the 1st."
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That afternoon Ava and Sofia were enjoying an after-school snack break. "Mommy, how'd the baby get in there anyway?"
Sofia choked at the unexpected question, "Um, well sweetie that's where all babies start, in their mommy's tummy."
"How do we get out?"
"A doctor helps us."
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"What about daddies?
Do they get babies in their tummies?"
"Well...um they help...put the babies inside..."
"Did daddy put the baby in you?"
Sofia blushed, "Yes."
"How?"
"Sweetheart..."
"Did daddy put me inside you?"
"...no honey...you have a different daddy."
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Sofia plopped on the couch exhausted "What's wrong, Dandelion."
"I miss Jamal, the doctor says I should find someone else to accompany me, Ava's asking questions about her dad...and I feel fat."
Tears welled up in her eyes and Kye put his arm around her pulling her in.
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"You're carrying a lot right now but you keep forgetting me and your mother are right here. Of course we want Jamal in that room with you but babies come fast sometimes."
"What about Ava?"
"She's still young. She deserves the full story, but that doesn't have to be now.
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After talking to her father Sofia felt a little better and decided to make an attempt with her mother. "I thought you'd like to see your grandbaby."
"Sweetheart I would have gone with you."
"I wasn't sure if you'd want to."
"Why wouldn't I?"
"You didn't before."
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"You ran away before. You always play the victim but you never even gave us the choice."
Sofia grit her teeth but brushed past her mother and out of the house before she had a chance to explode. Her gaze fell on the ferris wheel in the distance and just made her more angry.
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Anabelle followed her outside a little while later. "It can't be comfortable sitting on the hard ground like that."
"I'm fine!"
"Come inside and let's talk about this."
"I don't want to talk to you."
"Sofia, I'm your mother please talk to me."
"I don't care!"
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Silence settled between them for a moment and then Anabelle joined her in the grass. "What's this about?"
"How could you do it mom. How could you look me in the face and leave me there. I get not wanting to be pregnant but how could you hold us both and choose him?!"
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"I wonder that everyday. I look at you and am in awe of the woman you are. I can't take any credit for it because I've never done anything but fail you...But I'm trying to be the mother you deserve."
Sofia sighed, "Will you be in the room with me...if Jamal can't?"
"Of course!"
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"You're feeling contractions?"
"Yes but it's still early, so it's probably just a false alarm right? My husband will be here next week, baby has to wait just a little longer."
"Well let's check and be sure...I'm sorry Sofia but I think this baby is coming tonight."
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"Did you call him?" Sofia moaned as she stretched over the ball. Her mother settled in behind her.
"Your dad's working on getting hold of him. You just focus on having this baby."
"I can't...I can't have another baby alone."
"You're not alone. I'm right here."
"Thanks mom."
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"Sofia I don't want to worry you, but there are just a couple things I noticed earlier that have me a bit worried. Is your husband on his way?"
"My husband's calling him."
"What's wrong, Doc?"
"Maybe nothing, but just in case, we're going to induce and get things moving."
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"What? No! Jamal's not here yet! We have to wait for Jamal!"
"Sofia if we wait there really might end up being a problem. You could lose the baby."
"Deep breaths, Sweetie, I'm right here."
Dr. Portillo gave her the medication and before she knew it, it was time to push.
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"That's it Sofia. I see the head, just a little more. You're doing great."
Finally, a baby's cry filled the operating room. "It's a boy."
The doctor placed her son in her arms and she kissed him. "Hi Thomas." She kissed him softly. "You just couldn't wait for daddy could you?"
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Back in Oasis Springs a hooded figure stood outside the house in Parched Prospect. Only the porch light was on, lighting up the area behind, where a secret rendezvous was happening in the bushes.
"Where is it?"
"I don't have it."
"Your last letter insisted you did."
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"There was a break-in the HCR must have known...it was the only thing missing"
"Do you have any idea how important this cypher is?"
"If it's so important why entrust it to an 8 year old in the first place"
"You're trying my patience. You've had more than enough time. Find it!"
1959 Pt1 - The OSS
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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years
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MultiVillains x Reader || Drabbles
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Plot: Dressing up as your villain S/O and their reaction.
Includes: Barbara Kean, Candy Cane and Jane The Killer
Warnings: Nope
"Oh, hello, what's the excuse this time baby? Laundry day?" Barbara's voice alerts you to the fact that you've been caught, making you turn around and meet her as she sizes you up in something stolen from her wardrobe. Smirking, she raises her eyebrows, beautiful blues raking up and down your form. "You were just dying to try my new suit? Cutie, you're just too precious- " She walks over and gathers your hands in hers. "You know you can wear my clothes whenever you want... Honestly… it’s hot."
Barbara Kean:
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You laugh, always feeling giddy when she looks at you like this, like you're a three-course meal she can’t wait to take her time devouring you- or ravaging. Encircling her hands in response, you pull her a little bit closer so there's less than a foot between the two of you. "No... its Halloween! This is my costume; I'm you!" You wink.
"Oh, haha," Her hands disconnect from yours and you're nearly disappointed before the tips of her electric blue fingernails trace up your arms until she can cup your cheeks, before inclining her head towards you. "Perfect, your likeness baby… it’s amazing. You're almost as drop... dead... gorgeous." She boops your nose, eyes sparkling as you roll your own and rest your hands on your hips, perturbed. Barbara looks you over again and gives an exasperated sigh, looking slightly perturbed herself- certainly disappointed. "Okay... fine... ugh. Maybe just as.” Her eyes light up again quickly, though, that mischievous and beautiful beam slipping across her face. “Especially with that cute pouty look."
That makes you grin again as you lean forward and peck her on the lips. Then you look down, seeing her silk pyjamas, which she's refused to change out of since the morning; And frown "Where’s your costume? You are dressing up, aren't you?"
"Oh for sure, sweetie pie. You know fashion's my middle name and in a city like this, if you don’t look at least a little sparkly, or leathery, you disappear into the background! And that, just won’t do for me."
"Oh Babs I don’t think you could ever fade into the background, even in grey sweats and a hoodie." For a moment she looks soft, glancing down and smiling to herself. Then she flicks her head back, getting hair out of her baby blues and dragging your body up against hers- hearty with that devilish sparkle she's always had, once again. "Ready to get changed into your costume then??"
"Only if you undress me, bun bun!"
You throw your head back then, laughing. "Oh my gosh, you narcissist!" Barbara just shakes her head, hooking a finger under the waist band of the glittery, blood orange skirt of hers, that you’ve borrowed. "This is totally turning you on, isn't it? Me dressed up as you? Babs!"
She rolls her eyes, tracing the pad of her thumb across the edges of your lapels as you're still overcome with giggles, tilting towards her; Shoulders shaking. "Are you gonna fuck me or not?"
"Oh, totally. Just let me... hah... just let me calm down first... hahaha.... "
“Ta-Daa!” You stand in the doorway to your bedroom, fists on your hips and grinning wildly to Cane sitting cross-legged on your bed, picking through your - once hidden, - candy stash. How she found it, you are curious but oh, not right now. As you stand there, it takes her a full second to disconnect her gaze from the M&M’s for a glance- but then she quickly double takes and glues her eyes on you, and the wait is worth it. Leaning forward, your grin just widens at her. “What d’ya think?” 
Candy Cane:
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A delicate beam spreads across her face - and her smile’s always brighten her aura up immediately. You’ve never seen anything as wonderful, - as she sets the little treasure chest aside her lap on the doona. “Oh- you’re me!” She exclaims, clasping her hands together, extending her two pointer fingers after another moment of just staring, and pointing them at you with a wink. “Very clever. You’re the cutest girlfriend ever- Oh, I should dress up as you!” Your stomach is given reprieve of their butterflies at having her staring at you like that - a little bit hungry, a little bit adoring, - when she hops up and pauses with her feet pointed towards your closet; Waiting for your reaction before doing anything.
Immediately, of course, you agree. Beating her to the wardrobe, you throw it open so that you two can start combing through its contents. “Oh, you should!” 
As she excitedly starts searching for the most ‘Y/N’ outfit in your collection, you slowly begin to realise you’ve never seen her anything like any of these clothes... actually, you’ve never seen her in anything apart from this costume you’re both wearing now. You’ve never seen her brother without his, either actually. One eyebrow climbs up your forehead. 
When Cane realises you aren't following her, she pauses and looks back at you quickly- before stopping, straightening and tilting her head at you. “What’s up?” 
“I’m just realising, I’ve never seen you in normal clothes! Just this.” 
“Well, these suit me!” 
“Anything would suit you.” 
She sniggers, looking back at the clothes. There’s a Friday The 13th movie poster t-shirt in her hands, which she rubs her thumbs over. It makes you wonder... you wouldn’t be surprised if she and her brother have been hesitant to try human clothes- or much of anything human-made, actually. As a species, you’re corrupt and you changed them into what they are now... and neither of these twins are stupid, they know that they changed for the worse. They’re just really, really hurt. They were so innocent and untouched, and the human race failed them in the worst possible way. It would make sense if Cane had a grudge against human things. “I know that.” 
But these aren't just ‘human’ things. These are your things. And by the longing way she’s looking at that shirt, the fact that that makes a difference is pretty evident. 
“Come on,” You poke her sides, before delving into the shelves again. “You’ll have to try a buncha stuff before we figure out the perfect outfit! Here- try that shirt and this skirt, and uh... these stockings! Here. Go change in the bathroom. I’ll pick out another outfit for you!” 
She glances from the shirt, startled, then to you holding out the skirt and the teal stockings. “O- Okay!” She cautiously agrees, taking the offered clothes before hesitating for another moment- then turning around and rushing into the bathroom. 
“Uhh… Jane… I’m not sure this suits me like you… “You flush, looking at yourself in the mirror, calling out to her as she waits outside your room. Truthfully, you do like the dress on you. It’s just very different to anything you usually wear… and you’re not sure how to feel about it. It’s weird!
Jane The Killer:
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“Nonsense!” She scoffs, barging right in to see and, immediately, a big grin slips across her black lips. This dress clings to your shape and she is living for the chance to see you in it. “Hmm, yep… I was right.”
Hiding your face as soon as her eyes sweep up your form in that satisfied way, you cry out an embarrassed ‘Janee!’, making her laugh and come forward towards you. She’s wearing a pair of your sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt- and makes it look elegant, somehow. How does this girl even qualify you to be able to talk to her. “How do I even wear this… “
“Oh, I dunno, I think you’re doing it pretty well.” She smirks, propping her arms atop your hips, linking her fingers together behind you and keeping you close to her. Acting more confident than you feel, you manage to take your hands away from your face, and pout at her. It makes her grin wider. “Sweetheart, you are just way too cute.”
You just set her with a perturbed look in response, to which she giggles, shakes her head and just returns to boldly staring at your figure- unabashed and not at all worried about how flustered you’re getting. It’s such a treat for her poor eyes, that are so tired from seeing all the pain Jeffry Fucking Woods leaves in his wake… and she’s having such a good time enjoying it.
Just standing there letting her takes all your strength, though.
After a few moments she pulls back thankfully and retrieves a black lipstick from her pocket, plucking the lid off and leaning towards your face. “Lippie?” She always gets like this when she’s teetering towards the edge of too-much emotion. Starts to use one word instead of sentences, to make it easier to sound perky and collected, and you let her. Of course. Why would you push?
Nodding, you try not to grin as Jane holds your chin in one hand and carefully, professionally spreads her trademark black lipstick across your upper and bottom lips. Then she starts filling in places she missed and using her nail to neaten it up- she doesn’t hit your teeth once. It’s kind of hypnotising and relaxing, so when she pulls away again, recaps her makeup and puts it back away in her pocket, your eyes slip closed as she appreciates the new look. “So pretty.” She breathes, hands on your hips.
She then sighs, after a second, and brings you in close again, tilting her head. There’s a soft look on her face that you find just adorable and precious and makes you warm on the inside, relaxing you even further. “Cuddles?” She asks, taking your hands in hers and angling herself towards the bed. You nod immediately, eager to hide under the covers- and better yet- snuggle with your unbelievable girlfriend. 
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thefanpov · 1 year
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Luna(6 years old) who joinned a Ballet Contest: "Papa! Could you go to my Ballet Contest?"
Clark(36 years old) Talking someone in the phone and not paying attention to she said:Oh sure, yeah! That would be so nice!"
Luna(6 years old) Smiling: "Yay!"
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Luna(6 years old) going to invite Bruce: "Dad! Could you go to my Ballet Contest?, I joinned in last week and tomorrow is the contest, I'll be needing a parent guardian..."
Bruce(23 years old) Ain't paying attention: "Mhmn... okay, okay, I'll see you later..."
Luna(6 years old) Who's over joyed: "Yay!
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Luna(6 years old) getting ready for the compitition and see dick passed by: "Hey brother! Would you come to my Ballet Contest?"
Dick(14 years old) talking to Babs through phone: "Yeah sure! After that let's go out and eat!"
Luna(6 years old): "Yay!"
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Jason(10 years old) who came home pissed from school and muttering some words
Luna(6 years old): "JayJay! Wanna help me design my dress?"
Jason(10 years old): "I'am busy! Leave me alone for once!"
Luna(6 years old): "Okay... see you later!"
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Luna(6 years old) trainning some hard Ballet lesson and accidentaly fall to Damian and Jon's project
Damian(7 years old): "Luna what the heck!?"
Jon(8 years old): "Hey, we could just build it again, don't shout at her-"
Damian(7 years old): "We stayed up all night making this and tomorrow is the deadline!"
Jon(8 years old): "We still have a lot of time, Damian-"
Damian(7 years old) grabbing the pieces of the project: "This wouldn't happen because of your stupidy, Luna!"
Luna(6 years old): "I'am sorry... I-I'll help!"
Damian(7 years old): "T't, it will make more worse that your stupidy idiot!"
Jon(8 years old): "Hey, Damian wait!"
Luna(6 years old): "I'am sorry..."
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Luna(6 years old) who's waiting her dad's or brother's to come: *Where are they?*
Instructor: "Luna, the competition will start now... go to the stage..."
Luna(6 years old): "O-Okay, I'll catch up..."
FEW HOURS LATER
Luna(6 years old) won the competition holding her trophy and need a parent to put the medal to her, looking at the seats she assign for her parents... no one it's at the sit... mood swings to sadness: "N-No one will-"
???: "Woohooo!!! Such a wonderful performance!, Luna!"
Luna(6 years old) turns around and see a man approaching her: "What?"
Ethan(23 years old) cheering: "I'am so proud of you sweety, oh my bad, I'am your uncle Ethan... Ethan Midnight... you mother's twin... sorry if I just show up know... oh" Grabginy the medal and hang it to Luna's neck: "Congrats, dear niece!"
Instructor: "Alright! Let's go and take some pictu—"
Lucid(12 years old) holdiny a flowers and chocolate: "WAIT!!!" Jumping from the Balcony to the stage: "This... this is for you... I... I wanna... congratulate you... I... I'am so amaze of your... performance... I love you— I LOVE IT!!!"
Instructor: "Alright! Let's go and take a picture... everyone position with your parents!"
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Luna(16 years old): " And that's how I met Detective Ethan!"
Ethan(33 years old): "Welp..." Whispers something to Lilith: "I'am the one who takes responsible for her while your fucking lovers and step-adoptive-sons doesn't care about her, only me and the others... and the Butler..."
Lilith(33 years old): "..."
Damian(Robin) (17 years old): "Nonsense! I care about my sister you liar!"
Ethan(33 years old): "Well then tell me one thing you know about her?"
Damian(Robin) (33 years old): "Ask me question about her!"
Ethan(33 years old): "Okay well, what age did she became pregnant? And with who?!"
Damian(Robin) (17 years old): "WHAT?!, Sister! What is he talking about..."
Luna(16 years old) sweating: "Uncle you son of a—"
Bruce(Batman) (33 years old) shocked: "Wait... what do you mean pregnant?"
Lilac(7 years old) and Liam(6 years old) pop out of nowhere: "Mama! Can you jelp us bake cookies? Elena wont let us share her cookies!"
Luna(16 years old) Whispers: "Sweet-Hearts, later will make a... Strawberry Pie and Chocolate Pie, if you guys play outside for a while, sounds good?"
Liam(6 years old): "Okay!"
Lilac(7 years old): "Okay..."
Dick(Nightwing) (24 years old): "Woah... does kids just looks like-"
Lucid(22 years old) (Blank Face) Who came home in a bad-timing: "Darling, I'am home- Dick?"
Dick(Nightwing) (24 years old) Pulls out his weapon but Luna defended him: "Luna... get away from him..." As the whole Batfam ready to charge...
Luna(16 years old): "You can't hurt him..."
Damian(Robin) (17 years old) Holding his Katana out: "Sister, don't make more worse‐ HEY DON'T TOUCH MY SISTER!!!"
Lucid(Blank Face) (22 years old) Who is hugging and snuggling his face(with mask on) through her hair and smelling the good scent: "Let's cuddle love..."
Batfam who is littery LITTERY shocked: "LOVE?!!!"
Lilith(33 years old): "Aw, you guys together? I'am so proud of you Lucid!"
Jason(Redhood) (20 years old) Processing the identity of Blank Face: "Oka— Ayo- what the?!"
Lucid(22 years old) Taking his mask of: "My bad... I love your sister, I wanna have a family with her and she wanna have a family with me, so I fucked her... Book-worm..."
Jason(Redhood) (20 years old) Loading out his gun: "You son of a—"
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thefanpov: "And that's where it ends... that's how... um... that how their reunion started... Okay, Robert! Turn off the Cam know!"
Robert: "But that's wasn't the—"
thefanpov: "Just. Turn. It. Off!"
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oogaboogaspookyman · 2 years
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Aliza: so uhhh... Can i help you?
MEMORY: no, but maybe i can help you.
Aliza: uhhh... I-i need an adult...
MEMORY: i am an adult.
*ALIZA IS GIVEN THE FUCKING KNEE*
MEMORY: by the way i only hit you because i have pent up anger towards your father. Take that.
✨Random Quotes From The Fam✨
Now with Dragon Ball Abridged and an alternate universe where MEMORY lived and they did end up rivals!
Mewtwo: IS THAT ME?! *He's pointing at MEMORY*
Mewtwo: IS THAT ME STRONGER THAN ME?!?!
MEMORY: lol mad.
Mewtwo: I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
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Mewtwo, on the ground, beat up by MEMORY: huh... This is a new feeling, pride in someone else...
Mewtwo: unfortunately it's overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!!
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MEMORY: what are you doing?!
Aliza: what am i doing?
MEMORY: thwartin' mah plans?
Aliza: thwartin' your plans?
MEMORY: ARE YOU???
Aliza:
Aliza: yes.
MEMORY:
MEMORY: I'M GONNA STRAIGHT UP KILL YOU.
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[mewtwo is up against some weird guys that look quite familiar... Maybe you've seen them on a wednesday?]
Mewtwo: please, just send them away from us, murder them, fuckin'... Anything!
Mewtwo, reading the script: "why am i ranting, i don't know, i should've ended this a long time ago"... Fuck that rhymed!
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[Adam is playing Vs. Stickman, a mod of JZBoy, he's up against Daisy]
*he loses the first attempt*
Adam: ...
Adam: okay wait a minute, wait a minute!
Adam: can we talk about this? Like-
Adam: seriously, how did she go from nice to killer?!
Adam: like- look, first she was all like "a e a e a e" all nice and sweet and shit, then the next second she's like- *he jumps into a fighting pose*
Adam: "EY, LET'S FUCKING GO, MOTHERFUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS-" like what the fuck is that about?!
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[IN THE FUTURE...]
MEMORY: YES!
*Celeste, Mary, Crypt and Newtwo are all surrounded by black-eyes that are cheering on A BUSTER*
MEMORY: KILL!!
Buster black-eyes:
Buster black-eyes: *slam, The Bad Ending*
MEMORY: >:D
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Adam: unlock the door, MEMORY!
MEMORY, canonically afraid of Adam: NO!
Adam: YOU LOCKED THE DOOR, MEMORY?
*REST IN PEPPERONI DOOR*
Adam, holding a bat: YOU LOCKED THE DOOR, MEMORY?!
MEMORY: A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Celeste: sweetie...
Aliza: :<?
Celeste: give mommy the knife...
Aliza, actually holding a knife: :<??
Celeste: s-sweetie...
Aliza, still holding a knife: *confused bab*
Celeste: g-give mommy the knife, please...
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Adam: reblog if you think [EXPLICIT] are cool.
Mewtwo, acting for fun: you mean this? *Pic of birds*
Adam: no like [EXPLICIT]
Newtwo: *pic of birds again*
Adam: no like- like hooters.
Mew: *pic of owls*
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[Adam invited Mary to one of his vids, this is from "World's Scariest Tiktoks?"]
[they're watching a vid of mannequins]
Adam: oh god, i hate- i hate fuckin' mannequins.
Mary: ... You hate fucking mannequins..?
Adam: yeah i really do-
Mary: when this start..?
Adam: wha- n-no i-i don't mean that- *he's cracking up*
Mary: what did you mean then, Adam? What did you mean then?
*Adam is still laughing*
Adam: i just hate mannequins, i don't fuck them!
Mary: oh-
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(@esmam1ss2n9shu773r thank you so much for this one XD)
Mary: i can do it on @/badassgirlfromthefics and you can do it on some-random-artblog so it can be a side bolt kind thing
Mary: blog kinds
Mary: linda
Mary: kinf
Mary: kinfd
Mary: kinds
Mary: kinda
Mary: FUCKIN LINDA
Mary: CRAWLINBITCHINTHEFUKINVEEENT
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MEMORY: Aliza... That little brat, but how did she..?
MEMORY: wait... That watch... That wasn't a watch..!
MEMORY: it was some kind of... Locator..!
MEMORY: which means... Which means...
CL4RA: she took the virus B)
MEMORY:
MEMORY: *SCREAMING SO LOUD IT TRANSCENDS TIME AND SPACE*
Celeste: do you hear that??
Mewtwo: i FEEL that!
*screaming continues, it reaches the distortion world*
Giratina: what the devil is that???
*screaming continues, it reaches The Dead Wishman Island*
Jason Lavender: what is that? Oh Arceus damn it is that my wife? ANNE YOU ALREADY TOOK OUR DAUGHTER, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?!
*screaming continues, it reaches the future where a disabled celebi is trying to go to the past to stop the apocalypse*
Celebi: finally, once the time machine is built i'll finally be able to go to the past and stop this apocaly-...
Celebi: Dialga???
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ainomica · 1 year
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Regarding BAB: What I understand is that, if you're expecting for Meatbun to punish her protagonist for their "misdeeds", you didn't get her style, right? Because I only read Erha and I definitely agree she's not into it. She IS what we call "based" or "biased" if you want, deal with it.
I didn't read BAB so I don't know the whole context, I also don't know the fandom well (except for their memes) so I didn't know there are people complaining about that lack of punishment? But it's ironic that the reason I'm putting it off is not actually He Yu... Although, I admit he seems to be too much for me and I'm not into his kinks, lol. But I can't with the cold bottom who has to be chased until the last minute... and that's how XQC sounds. That's even why I like Erha so much, I love the fact that both protagonists are into each other and both do their sacrifices, it's not only one doing all like most BL. So, correct me if I'm wrong but what I get from your replies is that he was a terrible doctor to He Yu and still the fandom won't recognize this and put it in the same place everyone put bottoms: that they are there just to be loved and did nothing wrong? Because that's actually other of my problems with fandoms in general... they just want to read a story where the top only exist to be there for the bottom or suffer if he did something wrong... and, I mean, there are a lot of scum tops that deserve to suffer but my point is that people love so much this, they only that want that for them, no matter the story.
Anyways, sorry if I'm babbling but those are some thoughts I had reading your reply 😅
Its okay lol. Spoilers ahead//
I mean when you read the summary of BAB as is in jjwxc, what is the first thing that comes to mind when you read "cold apathetic divorced doctor X mental ill patient"?? if your mind conjures up picture of a poor victim patient exploited by their doctor kind of scummy romance, BAB is ironically exactly that but with TWIST as well because we know Heyu refuses to stand in the box of a passive victim.
The thing with BAB is it is true the story is kind of what you described aka XQC is a cold bottom that is being chased till the last page by Heyu( their most fluffy moments are in extras, that tells you all you need to know how intense the books are LOL) but , remember the summary, the cold bottom is not cold because he is genuinely apathetic. But because he is himself mentally ill. The worst kind too aka he refuses to even acknowledge that he is ill until the last arc of the book. That is why he is doing everything in his power to alienate anyone who can help him and that usually turns out to be Heyu because he is the only one who effects him THAT much.
Its not an accident that the people in XQC life do not like Heyu and his ex wife Li Roqiou that much. There is something very sinister beneath XQC's tons of excuses as to why he choses to hurt these two when they get close enough to question his lifestyle choices - two people who do not have personal life support system beside him and society would look down on if things fell apart between them( he is someone who is hyperaware what society expects from men like him so that he can get the privilege of trust . That privilege definitely works in his favor when he does something covertly shitty to people who cannot retaliate back without looking terrible instead of him. That brilliant brain of his KNOWS what he is doing)
So unlike other typical stories of cold bottoms, XQC is definitely different because the plot is not acting like he is just a sweety pie beneath his cold exterior like a tsundere. At least he is not ALL that. There is legit something sinister going on with him . In fact ironically its XQC who buys into the tsundere archetype for himself. He has convinced himself whatever shitty things he has done, he has done for the good of those people and not because he is a suic*dal sociopath who would ruin anyone who would get in the way of his pre-planned death plan.
So if that kind of hardcore atypical story is your thing BAB is definitely worth a read. He is definitely not like Chuwanning. Chu wanning AT LEAST knows what are his issues. He knows he has a terrible personality. He knows his defense mechanism is being cruel and it furthers isolates him. He knows his issues and problems starts and ends with him . His real problem is that he couldn't do anything to solve these issues to form meaningful relationships. And it cost him the well being of his student/ the man he loves and he dies a horrible death in 0.5 timeline.
XQC 's case is worse than CWN because not only he does not know what his problems is, he would swear up and down that he doesn't have any! so that is why it takes so much time to "melt" him.
I won't say she is biased. I would say her story philosophy is very rooted in Asian principles of what redemption and heroism is. In typical Hinduism and Buddhism and Tao culture, what you need to turn good is to have a change of heart. In a society which values community over individualism, Your sins are not your own, its your family's too. This is why in medieval Chinese times, a traitor's entire family used to get punished alongside with the traitor. There are stories of a Confucian scholar whose glory is credited to his hardworking mother who knew the value of the right environment to grow a scholar and how she tirelessly searched for it. So you would find Meatbun stories full of references to these and how she writes redemption.
To look at Shi Mei, his one part aka Hua Binan died a horrible death while another is while alone is very much alive and is loved by people who get treated by him. Pretty good ending for a man who basically ruined and killed an entire timeline right? why did that happen? what is the difference between Shi Mei and Hua Binan??
Its because Shi Mei was the one who had to go through the 5 year arc parallel to Mo Ran too. Unlike Hua Binan who stewed in his revenge isolated from the society he wants to destroy, not looking at the faces of people he wants to kill, looking only at their worst excesses in Gueyue day in and out, Shi Mei saw their best. He saw how kind and supportive society can be to people when you are kind . THAT is what made him develop a conscience that Hua Binan lacks. Meatbun is not biased. She is VERY consistent in her theme of how society maketh heroes and They also maketh villains. It all depends on their cruelty and kindness.
It applies to Heyu too. XQC likes to steal all credit from his sister and aunty Li and Qin Ciyan on how much their support means to the stability of his life, this is why he refuses to see how isolated he made Heyu. He already is in a family who wants nothing to do with him and then as his personal , in house physician not only he terminated his term of work early, he even says it was not his responsibility to be "the bridge" Heyu needed to recover from his illness! I mean its a wonder Heyu didn't mowed down the society when we see him already. He is raised and treated like a villain his entire life. XQC should not have felt its surprising that Heyu attacked him- WHAT ELSE CAN HE EVEN EXPECT after leaving an abused and neglected kid to deal with a fatal illness all by himself!?
So in conclusion: Be nice to people! 80% of bad people won't be bad if they had people who were nice to them.
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