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#AvengersIncorrectQuotes
starkstruck27 · 3 years
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The Avengers as things I think but cant say out loud because my family would be more disappointed in me than they are already
Tony: I forgot my pants didn't have drawstrings and I went to tie them but they were non existant. Also I'm kinda depressed.
Bruce: I understand science, I'm just not sure I understand why science is a thing.
Thor: *crying* why is lightning so beautiful?! Likit's just so lovely and neat!
Loki: My brother's a bitch. My sister's a bitch. My father is a bitch. My mother is the only one worthy of love.
Natasha: Why am I the only one in this family with any brain cells left?
Clint: Caw Caw Motherfucker.
Steve: America is going to shit. Back in my day, the only thing I remember worrying about was who I was going to get mad when I went to school the next day.
Bucky: Wow, I remember this book from when I was a kid. God I'm old.
Sam: Everyone sucks, except my friends.
Peter: School sucks, I'm depressed, I wanna cry, and I'm tired, but I've got a good fanfic in the making and there's burritos in the freezer, so I guess I've got a will to live.
Pepper: If any one of you says one more goddamn thing that doesn't use proper grammar, I'm going to kill all of you.
Stephen: Good lord, you all have such tiny minds. Do you even have imaginations?
Rhodes: I am amazing, and I love my friends. That makes me double amazing.
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theinsaneasgardians · 4 years
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Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the daftest of them all?
Bruce: Okayyyyy... so what seems to be the issue Thor?
Thor: Everytime I look in the mirror, I see nothing, just dark, blank nothingness!
Bruce: I see... have you tried turning on the lights?
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thebookaddict1245 · 4 years
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Peter Parker: I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under
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funnyincorrectmcu · 5 years
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Peter: I am an excellent secret keeper. I’ve kept all the secrets! Steve: What secrets? Peter: Oh, no way, Mr. Rogers. I couldn’t tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper!  Steve: *shrugs and walks away* Tony: *leans in* You’ll tell me later, right kid? Peter: Oh you already know.
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Steve: What state are you in? Tony: Constant anxiety. Nat: Denial. Carol: Perfection. Peter: ...New York?
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Penelope: Take you and Baz, for instance, that's a weird relationship, isn't it?
Simon: It's called enemies to friends to best friends to lovers, you uncultured swine.
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the-howlies-blog · 4 years
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Thanos in wakanda: *about to kill the goats*
Bucky: don't you daRE TOUCH MY GOATS
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correct-wangxian · 4 years
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Lan Zhan: Why so sad Wei Ying? Remember, you can always be someone’s reason to smile.
Jiang Cheng: Yeah because you’re a fucking joke
Lan Zhan: nO
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Villain: I’ve brought you all here for the deadliest game
Peter: Knife monopoly
Villain:
Villain: I was gonna hunt you for sport but now I wanna hear about this knife monopoly
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asgardianmarauders · 4 years
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Sirius : [in Remus' lap] Why does everyone in the castle think I'm gay?
Remus: [running his fingers through Sirius' hair] Maybe it's those shirts you wear?
Peter:
Lily:
James: [nodding] Yeah it's definitely those shirts you wear.
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lover-25 · 4 years
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Eva: Hey can you ask Noah something for me? 
 Izzy: I would but he’s not talking to me because I put ketchup in his socks 
 Eva: … 
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staarshines · 4 years
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Poe: Kriff, I forgot to charge my datapad last night. Sometimes I honestly think I'm stupid.
[Y/N]: Don't worry, I do that too.
Poe: Forget to charge your datapad?
[Y/N]: No, think you’re stupid.
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theinsaneasgardians · 4 years
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Honest Mistake
Tony: I wasn't that drunk! Stop exaggerating!
Y/N: You opened a pack of tampons and said they looked like mini ghosts, and then tried to 'haunt' me for like 2 hours.
Tony:...
Clint: They do kinda look like ghosts though.
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thebookaddict1245 · 4 years
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Tony Stark: (pointing to his chest) I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die
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funnyincorrectmcu · 5 years
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Loki: Am I supposed to feel intimidated right now? Because I kind of don’t. Peter: Why not? Loki: Well, for starters, you’re, what? Fifteen years old?  Peter: No! Peter: I’m fifteen and a half.
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Steve: On this side, I’m closest to the exit in case of an emergency. Tony: Great, that’s your side. Steve: But them I’m closer to the entrance in case of an attack. Tony: Okay, I’ll take that side. Steve: Then again, what are the odds of someone attacking me? Tony: Rising rapidly. 
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