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*Hunter and Atalanta sitting in jail together*
Atalanta: So who should we call?
Hunter: I’d call Darius, but I feel safer in jail
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Hunter: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Raine: Hunter no.
Luz: Mistlefoe.
Raine: Please stop encouraging him.
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Willow: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Luz, amazed: Wow...
Gus, to Luz: Well what does that mean?
Luz: I don't know.
Luz, to Willow: What does that mean?
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Willow: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Luz: Put spaghetti in it.
Willow: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Gus: Put spaghetti in it.
Willow: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Eda: Put spaghetti in it.
Willow: I'm no longer taking suggestions
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Atalanta: I can explain.
Hunter: Can you?
Atalanta: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie
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Hunter: Okay, help me please!
Luz: Got two words for you.
Hunter: I bet they won't be helpful.
Luz: Your problem.
Hunter: I was right
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Amity: This is such a bad idea.
Luz: Then why are you coming along?
Amity: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Eberwolf: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Darius: What's that?
Raine: Remorse code.
Darius: I'm even angrier now
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Luz: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Atalanta: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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*Amity and Luz skipping stones on lake*
Amity: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Luz, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Amity: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Luz: You're like 15 years old
Amity: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Willow, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Luz.
Luz: How did you do that without turning around?
Willow: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Willow: So what’s for dinner?
Luz and Gus, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Raine: Eberwolf, can you pass the salt?
Eberwolf: *Throws Darius across the table*
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Othala: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Lunna: *turning to Solis* How tall are you?
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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Othala: Um, Solis, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Solis: We need money!
Othala: You're scamming him?
Solis: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Othala: What?! No way!
Solis: Why not? We already stole Lunna!
Lunna: Hey guys
Othala: No, we didn't. Lunna can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Lunna: I wanna steal
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Raine: Eda and I don’t use pet names.
Lilith: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Raine: Honey?
Eda: Yes, dear?
Raine:
Lilith: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Hunter: Here's some advice
Atalanta: I didn't ask for any
Hunter: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Luz: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Amity: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Luz: Absolutely not.
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Darius: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Hunter: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Darius: Death is a social construct.
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Darius: What is your biggest weakness?
Hunter: I can be uncooperative.
Darius: Okay, can you give me an example?
Hunter: No.
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THIS THREAD BY STORYBOARD ARTIST EMMY CICIERGA!!!
Some highlights include...
Mat Tholomule says FUCK is canon!!! Also yeah he’s a robo kisser, prob didn’t realize it at first but rolled along after the revelation.
I think Space Pope is a reference to something but have Camila in Space Farer costumes!!!
Can y’all imagine if Hunter got possessed wearing the giant cranium. Also Beerus and Yoda’s lovechild, and concept art of Hunter finding what’s left of the deer Belos possessed...
GINGER LILITH!!! And this is the first drawing Emmy did when brainstorming Human Vee, which got chosen, so let’s thank her for that!
Bump with the classic S robes, Boscha, and...
HUNTLOW KISS!!!!!
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