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*Hunter and Atalanta sitting in jail together*
Atalanta: So who should we call?
Hunter: I’d call Darius, but I feel safer in jail
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Hunter: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Raine: Hunter no.
Luz: Mistlefoe.
Raine: Please stop encouraging him.
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Willow: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Luz, amazed: Wow...
Gus, to Luz: Well what does that mean?
Luz: I don't know.
Luz, to Willow: What does that mean?
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Willow: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Luz: Put spaghetti in it.
Willow: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Gus: Put spaghetti in it.
Willow: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Eda: Put spaghetti in it.
Willow: I'm no longer taking suggestions
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Atalanta: I can explain.
Hunter: Can you?
Atalanta: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie
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Hunter: Okay, help me please!
Luz: Got two words for you.
Hunter: I bet they won't be helpful.
Luz: Your problem.
Hunter: I was right
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Amity: This is such a bad idea.
Luz: Then why are you coming along?
Amity: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Eberwolf: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Darius: What's that?
Raine: Remorse code.
Darius: I'm even angrier now
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Luz: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Atalanta: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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*Amity and Luz skipping stones on lake*
Amity: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Luz, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
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Amity: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Luz: You're like 15 years old
Amity: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Willow, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Luz.
Luz: How did you do that without turning around?
Willow: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Willow: So what’s for dinner?
Luz and Gus, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Raine: Eberwolf, can you pass the salt?
Eberwolf: *Throws Darius across the table*
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Othala: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Lunna: *turning to Solis* How tall are you?
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The squad is trying to con some random guy
Othala: Um, Solis, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Solis: We need money!
Othala: You're scamming him?
Solis: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Othala: What?! No way!
Solis: Why not? We already stole Lunna!
Lunna: Hey guys
Othala: No, we didn't. Lunna can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Lunna: I wanna steal
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Raine: Eda and I don’t use pet names.
Lilith: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Raine: Honey?
Eda: Yes, dear?
Raine:
Lilith: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Hunter: Here's some advice
Atalanta: I didn't ask for any
Hunter: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Luz: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Amity: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Luz: Absolutely not.
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Darius: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Hunter: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.
Darius: Death is a social construct.
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Darius: What is your biggest weakness?
Hunter: I can be uncooperative.
Darius: Okay, can you give me an example?
Hunter: No.
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belmeran · 1 year
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another older comic, she’s goin through it
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awakefor48hours · 11 months
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sepublic · 3 months
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Dana just posted some old art of hers!!!
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astrolavas · 4 months
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they're cosmic-frontiering 🛸
(my piece for the oops! all autistic! zine)
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they-call-me-haiku · 1 year
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so going back to the possessed hunter scene
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i just find this scene so hilarious because most of the squad are trying to take belos down without hurting hunter
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gus is using illusion magic to confuse and distract him
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willow is only going on defense or trying to hold him down
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vee is using magic absorption to free hunter
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luz is trying the "i know you're in there" tactic or the power of friendship (ironically considering how they dunked on it so many times in the show lmao)
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and then there's amity who just fucking launches a purple nuke at him
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skelestonkss · 1 year
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- Hi, Luz...
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voidless-screaming · 10 months
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hangout at the Noceda house! What movie are they watching? 👀
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m-iivy · 4 months
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"... What are you gu(a)ys doing?"
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amberjuni · 2 years
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Day at the aquarium 1/?
Commissions open
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smallpapers · 2 years
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Guilt of Peace
A moment in the Noceda household a few weeks after the Day of Unity.
(you.are.here: tag/masterlist)
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frauleinfunf · 1 year
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my predictions for Thanks to Them
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kandy-proyect · 1 year
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3 days, getting closer... *cries*
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chaoticace2005 · 1 year
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sepublic · 1 year
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THIS THREAD BY STORYBOARD ARTIST EMMY CICIERGA!!!
Some highlights include...
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Mat Tholomule says FUCK is canon!!! Also yeah he’s a robo kisser, prob didn’t realize it at first but rolled along after the revelation.
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I think Space Pope is a reference to something but have Camila in Space Farer costumes!!!
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Can y’all imagine if Hunter got possessed wearing the giant cranium. Also Beerus and Yoda’s lovechild, and concept art of Hunter finding what’s left of the deer Belos possessed...
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GINGER LILITH!!! And this is the first drawing Emmy did when brainstorming Human Vee, which got chosen, so let’s thank her for that!
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Bump with the classic S robes, Boscha, and...
HUNTLOW KISS!!!!!
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astrolavas · 1 year
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outfits
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