#Answered by

[unwelcomeoutside]

Home! Is ur tongue wet?

I can’t imagine someone stepping on it. Does it hurt?

#I don't think they feel anything #oh well #welcome home #unwelcome outside #ask #home #answered by #barnaby beagle

[ereri-lost-and-found]

hi! i really want to find a fic i read a while ago. it took place in a medieval time, eren was raised in a very christian household where grisha was a bit abusive. eren meets levi at a market one day and becomes close with him, levi introduces eren to things he’s never done before such as alcohol, sex and sneaking out. levi is in a gang with hanji, isabel, farlan and kenny i believe. also grisha wants eren to marry historia but eren is against it.

Is this the fic you’re looking for?

Ruin by leviibear (cozybears)

(Rated E, 226,772 words, multichapter, ongoing)

Eren was good. He went to church each Sunday, he was able to control his anger issues, and had decent grades even with his short-attention span. He loved his family and his God more than anything else in his life, and despite wanting to be travel the world, Eren knew that he would eventually follow his father and become the next pastor of Shiganshina's church.

Until he met Levi, and began to question everything he had ever done.

Eren had always been certain that disobeying God - that sinning - was wrong. But if it was, then why did it feel so good? When he sneaked out to see Levi, when Levi convinced him to drink alcohol, when Levi kissed his cheek - Eren had never felt more alive in his life. By the time he noticed, Eren was far too gone to even care that Levi was ruining his innocence.

[Do not re-upload to another site]

#ereri fanfic #ereri #riren #snk #aot #over 100k #over 200k #multichapter #ongoing #top levi #angst #historical #stockholm syndrome #slow burn #religious #Answered by #simpforthought

[willgrahamscock]

Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women

don't let anything stop u from being a hater king

#alex answers #ASDFGHHKL????

[william-snekspeare]

conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day

#she never answers 😔 #ferret #comic #digital art #art

[luthienne]

i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

#i check the news and there are more olive trees burning i call my reps and my reps don’t answer i am losing my mind #palestine

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

#THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T ANSWER YOUR EMAILS BETHANNY #IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GET STUFF NOTARIZED BETHANNEY #MANY BANKS PROVIDE THAG SERVICE BETHANEY. FREE OF CHARGE.

[theburialofstrawberries]

I do. God help me I do

#the most opinionated top answer Google has shared with me to date #*

[jell-o101]

I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.

BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol

#Super Mario Bros Wonder #SMBW #Princess Peach #Elephant Peach #Bowser #gosh what a simp #its kinda lovely tho #he doesnt really go for her looks #he just likes her for HER ya know #too bad he cant take no for an answer

[yamujiburo]

clothes shopping!

#hanamusashipping #hanamusa #jessie #delia ketchum #my art #inspired by my answer to a previous ask

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously 🥺❤ (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))

Neil Gaiman: I miss him most when I get stuck. You know, I'll just be working on something and I'll go, "Oh, this isn't quite it," and all I want to do is just call Terry, tell him what's going on and have him say, "Ah, grasshopper, the answer is there in the question." And I'd go, "Oh, for fuck's sake, Terry, just tell me."

[Terry Pratchett laughing]

#good omens #gointerviewedit #terry pratchett #neil gaiman #terry and neil #terry interview #interview #neil interview #gnu terry pratchett #neil gaiman dream dangerously #fun fact #btb #dream dangerously #❤ #neil about terry #grasshopper the answer is there in the question #ixi says ngk

[tinystepsforward]

Matt Mullenweg is now sexually harassing Avery on Twitter for posting a selfie and the caption “too hot for tumblr”

what the actual fuck is he doing. where those were sw accounts this is not just completely inappropriate harassment but potentially outing. so fucking far beyond what he was already doing to follow her there.

also noting that he's changed his focus since nobody thought the screenshot of the threat was valid (and i have had multiple ex-staff confirm that it's not against tos, btw). this kind of info should never be dug up and put out there by a ceo having a tantrum, christ alive

#it is 3am so sorry for bad editing #goodnight #tony answers #tumblr meta

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

#i started questioning how to spell it myself #but again... at least they knew the right answer #i love them endlessly #teacherblr #teacher life #teaching #english class #english teacher #grammar #literature #romeo and juliet #shakespeare #william shakespeare #language #tragedy

[ereri-lost-and-found]

Hi! I’m looking for a fix where Levi and Eren are in college. Levi sleeps around so people will do favors for him and Eren is obsessed with controlling people. Levi and Eren face off so to speak for control of each other. Levi discovers Eren keeps creepy notes in his dorm room when he insists on helping him clean it and they both promise to stop their controlling ways after this incident and after Levi almost gets expelled for cheating on a test using Oluro. Thank you for the help!!!

Is this the fic you’re looking for?

Lists by Trick_Fantasy

(Rated E, 72,497 words, multichapter, complete)

The story of Levi ("Why bother trying to make friends when you can learn to control people instead?") and Eren ("Because you can control people better when they think that they're your friends. They don't even know they're being manipulated.") coping with social interaction at college in their own different ways.

#ereri fanfic #ereri #riren #snk #aot #under 100k #multichapter #complete #top levi #hurt comfort #angst #college #emotional abuse #friends to lovers #Answered by #simpforthought

[willgrahamscock]

Why bother arguing in support of trans people if you’re not trans?

very simple concept called believing in human rights

#alex answers #hope that helps

[ineed-to-sleep]

Collection of memes with mostly my tav/astarion to keep myself sane

#I'm not even gonna ask if any of these have already been done the answer is probably yes fjckkckck #does not matter tho I llovve them <33 #bg3 #bg3 tav #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #tavstarion #sleepyscribble #oc.nawen #ship: narion

[tamarrud]

Do you think there shouldn’t be a Jewish state at all? Not even in a different continent?

You might need to sit down for this one but ethnostates shoud not exist, regardless of what continent they might be on lmao

The existence of an ethnostate by default means the subjugation and violence committed against other groups of people and you cannot name anywhere, definitely not a continent, where a homogenous ethostate can be established without displacing the people already living there who are not part of the ethnic group.

The only way this can ever be achieved is through ethnic cleansing and you're literally asking me if I'm in favour of that and the answer is fuck no

#answered: palestine