#Angua and Carrot are dating

[pratchettquotes]

"Carrot! Don't you remember last night? Didn't you wonder what I might become? Didn't you worry about the future?"

"No."

"Why the hell not?"

"It hasn't happened yet. Shall we get back? It'll be dark soon."

Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

#angua von uberwald #carrot ironfoundersson #the fifth elephant #discworld #terry pratchett #werewolves #dating #relationships #fighting #existential crisis #logic #memory #past #present #future #worry #why not #it hasn't happened yet #what i might become

[amygdalae]

thinking abt that one bit from one of the Tiffany Aching books (the one where she visits Ankh-Morpork i forget) and theres a cameo from Carrot and Angua. and Miss Treason gossips to Tiffany abt how those two are dating even though Angua's a werewolf and makes some innuendo about Angua "not biting him, unless he asks her to" or something to that effect. anyways

#discworld #i havent read that one in years but i remember being like OOP #that actually might have been my introduction to Angua and Carrot. cuz i read the tiffany books as a kid and the guards series in HS #it would be very in character for Angua to want to bite Carrot hed probably just be like “okay :)” #posting abt discworld is always funny cuz everyone has discworld character names

[substitious-bastard]

Non canon discworld things i love

Nanny has dyscalculia

Granny has dyslexia and is ace

Death is aroace

Captain carrot is autistic and aro spec

angua is bi as hell

Tiffany is aroace and autistic

Lipwig and vimes both have adhd but like at opposite ends of the spectrum

lipwig and adora are both bi

otto, sacharissa and william are all dating

Ridcully has adhd and autism

Polly/Oliver is genderfluid and pansexual (I’m not projecting I swear)

Maladict is trans and uses he/they pronouns

Everyone in the monstrous regiment is some form of fruity exept shufti who is absolutely fighting for her life as the token straight

blouse is just a confused himbo

jade such a butch

Nobby likes experimenting with his gender presentation and def has a drag persona

Rincewind has anxiety and ptsd and probably some chronic pain (I headcanon him needing a cane most of the time) his hat is also a comfort item

vetinari and sybil are besties (i will die on this hill)

Im definitely missing some but I’ll just reblog this with additions while I’m rereading the books

edit bcs people keep saying stuff is canon: you are totally right, this started as me listing hcs but sorta just became me waxing lyrical abt my favourite characters

#feel free to add your additions to obvi #god I skipped so many that I just consider canon #like jackrum being trans #and tonker and lofty #igor would perform trans surgery’s #*picks up characters and holds them close* #I love them #discworld #gnu terry pratchett #monstrous regiment #the witches #tiffany aching #the wizards #rincewind #the night watch #the truth #vetinari

[voxmyriad]

Ship ask: carrot and angua!

Aww, Carrot and Angua!

What made you ship it? I think the first book I read when I really noticed Carrot and Angua was The Fifth Elephant, so they were already pretty established, but they had some conflict that they resolved because they cared so much about each other.

What are your favorite things about the ship? I really enjoy the ways they find to make it work: a human raised by a dwarf who blushes at any kind of innuendo, dating a female werewolf who has to turn wolf every full moon. I like that Carrot has to learn about Angua and challenge his own preconceived assumptions about her and about werewolves, and Angua has to re-evaluate herself in the face of Carrot and whether she can challenge some of her own assumptions about herself. And it's sweet that Carrot says things like "Her bed hasn't been slept in. Her basket hasn't either." without batting an eye.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? I don't really know what the popular opinions are on Carrot/Angua. I like them just as they are and I think they fit well for each other, but I don't know if that's unpopular!

#ask box stuff #this has been a post #carrot ironfoundersson #angua von uberwald #discworld

[theygotlost]

For me personally carrot has aro/ace vibes but things he has to date angua cause thats whats expected of him to do. I think be ends up loving her in his own way but yeah.....

I dont necessarily think you're wrong, BUT... idk if I could say carrot is austitic CODED, since im not sure if pratchett wrote him with the specific intention that he be read as autistic, but I definitely do interpret him that way. I personally am reluctant to ascribe asexuality/aromanticism to characters with autistic traits because I've noticed it's kind of a trend in fandom spaces that rubs me the wrong way. you do you though

[old-stoneface]

i dont usually go in for AUs unless theyre really fitting and well thought out, but sometimes i rotate the idea of a modern earth vv au because its just funny to imagine them meeting in different ways and actually dating in like. a modern setting. continuing under the cut bc i have too much to say lmao

vimes has a flip phone and vetinari has a home phone and no cell phone. he does have a really high tech laptop tho. vimes just gets by with his flip phone. most of their dates consist of them just meeting somewhere seemingly by circumstance, and vimes finding out later that vetinari interrogated all of his friends to find out where he would be at, say, 6pm on a saturday. vimes plays hard to get and vetinari pursues him joyfully, is basically the thing, because i like imagining them both lowkey out as gay, and neither of them flaunt it but if u know what youre looking for its obvious (slowly shoehorning my vimes should wear leather agenda into this). and neither of them like the other's friends. vetinari doesnt really have friends tho. just work acquaintances. vetinari gets along with carrot but only in work settings, and he likes angua but shes sort of an asshole and vetinari is like. hesitant to get into it w her bc shes meaner than vimes. nobby is frequently bumming around wherever vimes is too and vetinari reacts with mild fascination. colon is an old work buddy of vimes' but hes only around when someone else is buying drinks. i imagine them all meeting up at a bar and later when vimes and vetinari are heading back to vimes' place vetinari is like "i have to admit, your friends are rather...strange. i dont know what my opinion is on them." and vimes is like "damn. well. unfortunately theyre here to stay" and vetinari is like "no, i meant that i want to study them." also vetinari would probably have a role in local government, like a judge or something, and vimes is like, a security guard at the courthouse and hes also a part-time taxi driver. i genuinely fully believe that vimes would not be a cop in a modern earth au because he would not stand for the shit the cops actually do, he probably trained to be one and then became a security guard instead

#sorry. very indulgent post #i just like thinking abt this sometimes haha its fun and kind of silly #sam.txt #vv

[running-on-narrativium]

Incorrect Discworld Quotes Part One

Vimes @ his squad during Guards! Guards!: “You’re my family and I love you, but you’re terrible, you’re all terrible.”

***

Drumknott: “I need some advice.”

Moist: “And you’re asking me?”

Drumknott: “I know. Frightening, isn't it?”

***

Adora Belle: “Are you two…dating?”

Nobby: “Yeah!”

Shine of the Rainbow: “Yes we are!”

Adora Belle: “Why?”

Nobby, slightly offended: “I happen to find Shine of the Rainbow very appealing.”

Adora Belle: “Oh, I understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong in her head.”

***

Carrot: “Hey. HEY!! Everyone stop arguing. Come on, hug it out. Hug it out!”

The Squad: *awkward and reluctant group hug*

Angua: “Alright, who just took my wallet?”

Nobby: “Sorry.”

***

Trev: “Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the items you've lost in your life.”

Glenda: “It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back...”

Juliet: “And- oh wow! My childhood innocence! I knew I lost that somewhere.”

Nutt:”Mental stability! My old friend.”

Trev: “Mates, could you lighten up a little?”

***

Sally: “Shit!”

Vimes, who is trying not to swear as much bc of his son and has gone into full dad mode:“Language!”

Everyone: ???

Nobby: “Wait a sec, is no one else is gonna deal with the fact that Vimes just said "Language"?”

Vimes: “I know. It just slipped out.”

Angua, trying to focus on doing her job: “We need to find the culprit!”

Carrot, completely seriously: “And for gosh sake, watch your language.”

Vimes to himself: “That’s not going away any time soon…”

***

Lord Rust: “How dare you mock me in such a manner!”

Vimes: “Well, how would you like me to mock you, then? I take requests.”

***

Rincewind, after going on yet another life threatening adventure against his will: “No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit? I feel like the maid, ‘I just cleaned up this mess, could you keep it clean for ten minutes? Please?’”

***

Juliet, after running into her trash fire of a family: “What's that word they use for like a weapon you make in jail? Like a knife?”

Nutt: “A shiv?”

Juliet: “I hope my dad and brothers get shivved.”

Juliet: “Just to scare ‘em. Scare ‘em good.”

Nutt, slightly disturbed: “That…that would do it, Miss Stollop…”

Juliet, darkly: “Scare ‘em right in the kidneys…”

***

William: “We hadn't pegged you as a party person."

Otto: “I'm not, but parties vith you and Sacrarissa are different."

William: “How so?”

Otto: "You know how you vant to just go and stand in a corner sometimes?"

Sacarissa: “Yes.”

Otto, bashfully: “You und Villiam are my corner.”

William and Sacarissa: “Awwww!”

Otto, blushing: “Ha ha…shut up…”

***

Fred: “Why are you wearing a dress?”

Nobby: “Because I look amazing!”

***

(Shine of the Rainbow and Nobby going on a zoo date)

Shine of the Rainbow, who’s never been to a zoo in her life: “What are they in for?”

Nobby, trying not to laugh: “It’s not a prison, luv.”

Shine of the Rainbow: “So they can go?”

Nobby: “Well, no…”

Shine of the Rainbow, pointing at a penguin: “I bet that one killed somebody!”

#mushrooms and snails: shine of the rainbow #vetinari’s terrier: vimes #call me jewels!: juliet #living not in vein: otto #the ol’ razzle dazzle: moist #the right hand man: drumknott

[burnsopale]

 I am deeply intrigued by Sir Terry Pratchett’s master/pet kink. I choked on my cereal when Gaspode told Angua that Carrot was now her “master”, and if he called her she’d have to choice but to go to him. Didn’t expect Pratchett to be horny on main. It’s ballsy. Mad respect.

And he didn’t just repeat it in Jingo, having her say the same thing plainly to Vimes, but by using dog-imagery with Vimes as well (Everyone is somebody’s dog, Vetinari’s terrier etc), he links the concepts, and so Vimes’ relationship with the Patrician becomes kinky as well. The coming and going on command also has a parallel; Vimes thinks twice (once in Feet of Clay when Vetinari dismisses him from his bedside, and once in the Prince’s tent in Jingo) that Vetinari can turn him on and off like a switch.

There is also, a little more tenuously, the characterisation of the guild dogs as dogs who are always afraid that they are “bad dogs” deep inside, and Vimes’ similar feeling that he’s just a “collection of bad habits”. But I’ll have to read Fifth Elephant and beyond to see if that connection gets stronger or weaker.

Didn’t expect you to go there, Sir Terry, but I’m into it.

#Discworld #Samuel Vimes #Angua #Gaspode #Havelock Vetinari #I mean kinky fanfiction aside this really does intrigue me #The way it is carried out is so unusual #Angua and Carrot are dating #she matter-of-factly knows herself to be his dog #possibly because he has that almost sinister Kingly charisma #He doesn't treat her like his dog though it's all on her side #Then there's Vimes whose two most potent relationships (to his wife and to his boss) both involve him being equal parts terrified awed and #defiant? rebellious? what the right word here #Like he's all Yes Sir and No Sir and Yes Dear and No Dear and then #he'll turn around and unexpectedly put his foot down or just refuse to obey #At least to the end of JIngo I haven't read Fifth Elephant yet

[the-evil-duckling]

And now that Pride Month's over, Let's Talk About Pratchett.

The companies have taken down their flags. The marches and rallies are fading away. Rainbow colours are melting back into grayscale. And now that all the hubbub is dying down, let's talk about an author who did perhaps more than any other to introduce gender-and-sexual minorities to the public (and not just as a cute oddity to be cooed at from a distance, either).

Let's talk about an author whose works are perhaps the most representative, hard-hitting, and wholesome, in all of well-written English literature.

Let's talk about Pratchett.

Before we dive into the lovely little nitty-gritties, I want to just take a quick look at what Pratchett's writing really is, and what makes it so very exceptional. It's pretty simple, really.

He's funny.

That's the "secret" formula to Terry Pratchett's success across the global; he's funny everywhere, everywhen, across multiple generations and multiple decades and multiple geopolitical borders. You don't have to read Discworld with a lot of effort, thinking deeply after every line about the message the author is trying to convey. You don't have to analyze every character and every situation to see how the author is sculpting a crystal-clear mirror and holding it up to the face of Society. When I'm feeling down (cause college and life and pressure and dreams) and wanna start gouging out my forearms with my nails, I can just curl with one of my comfort books (like Men At Arms, or Unseen Academicals) and laugh and chuckle and just feel better. You can just enjoy it.

Now, I think, I can get to the fun stuff; analysing all of my favourite characters and the roles that they represent in mirroring Pratchett's view of People. (I should mention at this point that I am mainly going to be focussing on the Sam Vimes novels, and what I will be writing are my own thoughts and opinions. Anyone who knows more - or has just read/interpreted the books differently - is of course free to add their own musings.)

Fred Colon: Sergeant Colon is that rarest and yet most typical of things: Fred Colon is an ordinary person. He is no hero, or genius, or leader. He is not evil or even mildly malicious. And that is the very point that needs to be understood. People (most people) are not deliberately evil; they are, on the whole, fairly decent people who treat their friends well and try not to make enemies. It is just... petty selfishness, petty prejudices, petty apathy... all summated in every single member of the populace, and suddenly everyone knows that dwarfs are just money-grubbing bastards who'd bite your kneecaps off for a copper coin and trolls are dumber than the rocks they're made off but they'll as soon smash you to pulp as look at you and you can't trust a vampire cause they're too dead to be alive and-

Carrot Ironfoundersson: Captain Carrot is a cliché. Captain Carrot is a cliché wrapped inside a trope hidden in a Mary Sue, all turned on its head. Captain Carrot, rightful heir to the throne of Ankh, leader of all manner of beings, man who once beat Detritus in a fistfight... is not the hero of this story. In any other series, the story would have been of a brave new cop (who is also the king) standing up to the corruption and lawlessness of the Patrician while taking advice from his grizzled old half-drunk commander who dies four chapters into the first book with some vaguely portentous words that the hero remembers at the very last minute to give him the tools/strength/motivation necessary to keep fighting. But this is Pratchett. And the hero of the story, if there is one, is very much the grizzled old commander. Two other points have also always struck me about Carrot. The first is the matter of identity. Biologically, Carrot is very much a human, but in all other ways that matter he is entirely a dwarf - his name is Kzad-bhat, and even the deep-down dwarfs do not question his dwarfishness - and yet that does make him any less a human. In this is reflected the multiplicity of identity (not just of gender, which is what most people immediately jump to, but all identities). The second point is of the relationship between Carrot and Angua, which seemed to me a representation of a healthy dom/sub relationship. Unlike the twisted shit we find on ao3 (and in some published books that I don't feel that I need to name), Angua is at no point portrayed as lesser, weaker, incapable, dependent, or deferent. She is her own person, and the two of them just happen to have this kind of chemistry.

Samuel Vimes: Ahhhh. His Grace, His Excellency, The First Duke of Ankh, Blackboard Monitor Samuel Vimes, Commander of the City Watch. The protagonist, if not quite the hero, of the series. He is not perfect, not even close. He is casually discriminatory (species-ist?) and thoughtless in most of what he says. his saving graces are that his discrimination is universally applied at all beings living and dead, and that he has never, not even once, allowed his personal feelings of prejudice stand in the way of justice (which is at times, all that separates him from Fred Colon). Does that mean that it's all okay, and everything is now fine and dandy and hunky-dory? No. Not even fucking close. Words matter and actions matter and even how you feel deep inside - all of it matters. Prejudice is prejudice, and it is always wrong. there are no mitigating circumstances, no 'yes, but...' that can make it acceptable. But only an idealistic idiot would say that it is not better than the alternative. And this is the reason that Vimes is one of my favourite protagonists; he is not a hero. He is real.

Leonard of Quirm: A parody of the public perception of a genius (perhaps of Roundworld's Tesla and da Vinci), I have loved Leonard as a character ever since I realised he was gay. Allow me to elaborate. As I was recently re-reading Jingo, I noticed a line that went something like 'He started drawing how The-Going-Under-The-water-Safely-Device could be improved, piloted by a muscular man who was not overdressed'. And just like that, a couple dozen other off-hand comments slotted into place and I realized the homosexual truth. And I love this portrayal of homosexuality, because most books or movies or tv shows or fanfictions with a gay MC (or even sidekick) tend to have a storyline roughly equivalent to 'hey my name is [insert name here] and I'm GAY and I have a destiny to save the world and my family and my GAY boyfriend whom I'm dating cause I'm GAY and before I go outside I have to pick my outfit really carefully better go with salmon-rose-flutter pink cause I'm GAY and now I'm outside and I'm not very popular and this is my tragic backstory cause a lot of people don't like me cause I'm GAY and-' Yeah. This is not good writing. By barely mentioning anything, Pratchett somehow still managed to emphasise that a) homosexuality is one of your identities, not all of them and b) just because a story has a character who is gay doesn't mean that the story becomes about a character being gay.

Trev Likely: One sentence. Just one sentence. 'Hating people was too much work.'

If you actually made it this far, you are obliged to reblog. I'm sorry, but I don't make the rules. (Please?)

#terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #discworld #pride month #lgbt pride #queer pride #humour #men at arms #unseen academicals #fred colon #sergeant colon #philosophy #captain carrot #carrot ironfoundersson #ankh morpork #cliches #angua von uberwald #sergeant angua #dom/sub #sam vimes #samuel vimes #commander vimes #leonard of quirm #trev likely #jingo #well this was a long one

[the16thtower]

Some Discworld headcanons

Sibyl is definitely bi and had a couple of relationships with some of her female peers at boarding school - she was very popular in that regard and is still friends with her exes to this day (especially since most of them are now dragon breeders)

On that note, Sibyl dresses very butch when she isn’t going out into high society and keeps her hair very short for ease of dragon rearing

Carrot had the classic long and elaborately braided dwarf beard growing up but got reluctantly persuaded into shaving his beard when he entered human society in an attempt to fit in. Once he’s been in Ankh-Morpork for a while, he grows it back

Carrot keeps squeaky toys around the Watch House for Angua for stress relief

Moist being the epitome of fucking around and finding out has definitely has sex with dudes as part of a scheme, and would probably be open to the experience again if it wasn’t for the fact he’s married

To be more specific, I reckon Moist has been someone’s boytoy (aside from Adora’s) at least once

Drumknott and Lord Vetinari are both gay but not dating - the two of them are far too professional to jeopardise the quality of their work by fraternising and they aren’t each other’s type but it’s nice to have a fellow gay at work

Leonard created the first water pistol after he created the gun and Vetinari keeps it in his desk just in case the need arises

Granny Weatherwax returns to the Shades every year for a month or so for a change of scenery - she has definitely exchanged words with Commander Vimes at one point over the Watch’s reluctance to step foot in the Shades

Eskarina returned home a little after the events of Equal Rites before returning to reattempt magic academia when she was an actual adult - she deserves a proper childhood and also a chance to go to school because she’s very smart and someone needs to teach this 9 year old how to read

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett

[pratchettquotes]

"I've found something very interesting that you will be very interested to see," said Carrot, after a while.

"That's interesting," said Angua.

"But I'm not going to tell you what it is because I want it to be a surprise," said Carrot.

"Oh. Good."

Angua walked in thought for a while and then said: "I wonder if it will be as surprising as the collection of rock samples you showed me last week?"

"That was good, wasn't it?" said Carrot enthusiastically.

Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

#carrot ironfoundersson #angua von uberwald #feet of clay #discworld #terry pratchett #dating #relationships #shared interests #rocks #surprise #sarcasm #that's interesting

[promithiae]

ok slow burn/fake dating/enemies to lovers discworld version:

Angua von Uberwald, Adora Belle Dearheart, Susan Sto Helit

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Witches version: Nanny Ogg, Granny Weatherwax, Magrat Garlick

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Dude version: Carrot Ironfoundersson, Moist von Lipwig, Ponder Stibbons

Bxndmfncksmnckc ok ok ok.

Fake date Angua to piss off her family before she escapes to ankh morpork, enemies to lovers Susan while working as a janitor for the school (seriously, what's with all the pigeon doings??? And yes I am 100% the reason there's never as many chocolates in her desk as she expects), slow burn adora (but more like long-term pining while being completely intimidated because omg she's so hot and so scary)

Fake date nanny ogg, but it's totally a fast-burn. Slow burn granny (like super slow hahaha. Worm my way under her skin). Enemies to lovers magrat, especially when she's queen and trying to make changes to the kitchens

I feel like fake dating moist is the obvious but can you imagine how fucking funny it would be to try and fake date carrot? The man can't even whisper because he feels like he's lying. So enemies to lovers moist because he would have so much fun and I could definitely make it dangerous (though not more dangerous than spike and her little Lucretia stilettos). Slow, comfortable late night coffee and pizza and friendly theoretical debates with ponder.

[hogswatch-fanworks-exchange]

Welcome to the 2019 Hogswatch Exchange! This is not the first Discworld-specific fanworks exchange, but it is the only one currently running. The mods would like to extend a hearty welcome to everyone joining us on our first year, and sincere thanks to the mods of the Good Omens Holiday Exchange (now in its 15th year) for their advice.

How to Format and Submit Your Prompt Set

Submit one prompt set consisting of three different ideas and a short list of likes and dislikes by commenting on this page, following the format below. We have set comments to moderated so that we can collect them, anonymize them, and post them on the prompt-claiming page once they’ve all come in.

Character(s), rating: (Choice one)

Character(s), rating: (Choice two)

Character(s), rating: (Choice three)

Story elements/tropes/kinks I’d like:

Story elements/tropes/kinks I wouldn’t:

Email: (For mod purposes only. This will not be posted anywhere.)

[Tips:

-Use an ampersand for platonic relationships (eg. “Nobby & Colon”) and a slash for romantic pairings (eg. “Nobby/Shine of the Rainbow”).

-The ratings are General, Teen, Mature, and Explicit.]

So, for example, if you wanted a fic or a piece of artwork about Nanny and Granny becoming friends in their youth, you might write:

Granny Weatherwax & Nanny Ogg, rated T: What was the dynamic between Esme and Gytha like when they were girls? What happened in their lives to make them who they are?

Or, you might ask for something like:

Angua, any rating: I think a lot about that line in Men at Arms right before Angua and Carrot hook up where she’s afraid that her situation in Ankh-Morpork will wind up “just like it did in Pseudopolis and Quirm.” I’d love a fic or comic exploring her life between leaving her family and joining the watch.

Or:

William/Sacharissa/Otto, M or E (up to you): Otto wants his partners to roleplay a vampire scenario with him where they’re the vampires and he’s an innocent human.

You get the idea.

For your list of likes and dislikes, don’t be afraid to ask for something obscure or uncommon, or an AU, or a crossover, and don’t be afraid to be specific about the things you’d rather not have in your gift! It’s for you! Your prompt-filler will avoid your dislikes and try to include as many of your likes as possible.

How to Claim and Fill a Prompt

Pick three prompt sets, in order of first to third choice, and comment on the prompt-claiming page. [The prompt-claiming page does not exist yet, but will be linked here when it does.] Once prompt claiming closes, the mods will email you to inform you who your recipient is and which prompt set you’ve been assigned.

You only need to fill one of the prompts in your recipient’s prompt set. You do not need to fill all three.

Once you’ve completed your fic or artwork or other fanwork, email it to the mods. If you have any questions before then or things you’d like to double-check with your recipient, email the mods and we will help. Our email is [email protected].

Fic should be 1000 words or more.

That’s all! Email us with any further questions. Hope your Hogswatch is jolly, with mistletoe and holly, and other things ending in -olly!

HO HO HO

PS: save these dates

September 30th- Anonymous prompting ends.

October 1st- Prompt-claiming opens.

October 8th- Prompt-claiming ends. Writing/art-making/video-editing/etc. period begins

November 30th- Submission due date.

December 15th- Posting of gifts begins.

Hogswatchnight/December 31st- Final reveal.

#discworld #hogswatch #granny weatherwax #moist von lipwig #rincewind #sam vimes #susan sto helit #tiffany aching

[overheardatthecontinental]

Get to know the Writer- Tag Game

Answer the q’s then tag 9 people!

Tagged by  @fantasticbeastsandheretofindthem

Relationship status: Single. I guess I’m talking to someone I met on a dating app so we’ll see how that goes. #lesbianstruggles

Favourite color: Greens and greys

Top 3 favorite ships:  Oh boy. Um. OTP would probably be NeoXTrinity from the Matrix. I don’t know why I have a slight obsession with Keanu Reeves doomed relationships cuz JohnXHelen is also fucking adorable. Two: EveXVillanelle from Killing Eve. Hi. Just hardcore make out already. I’m thirsty. Three:  Carrot X Angua from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series. They cute AF.

Lipstick or Chapstick:  I’m a hardcore chapstick femme lol. I enjoy lipstick on occasion but most days I don’t have the time to touch up.

Last Song:  NFWMB by Hozier

Last Movie: John Wick Chapter 2. I introduced both chapter one and two to a few of my students when we had a few hours to kill. They loved it.

Last Book: Currently reading The Moral Animal about evolutionary psych but the last book I read cover to cover was Simulacra and Simulation 

Fanfiction: my fanfic name is trin303 (also my personal eclectic blog where I just reblog everything I find humorous). 

I now tag: I’ll go back and do this later. 

#thanks fantasticbeastsandheretofindthem #i'll go back and tag later #john wick #hozier #overheard at the continental #fanfic #tag game

[theygotlost]

i feel like i always have more to say about discworld when im complaining about something i didnt like. i guess cause the parts that are good are so self evidently good that i feel like i dont need to talk about them. but i absolutely LOVED the fifth elephant. I was so so SO happy that sybil was there and finally got a chance to get back in the spotlight a couple times. i love angua so much. i love cheery so much. i loved vimes fighting for his live against the werewolves. i loved the ultimately irrevelent subplot where nobby tried to unionize the watch. i am a little bit disappointed by carrots role in the book though. you guys know that i think carrot and angua's romance is nothing and theres zero reason they should be dating. i find it hard to believe that carrot would actually feel jealous or threatened by gavin and it felt a bit out of character. but thats a very minor complaint that doesnt really influence enjoyment of the book as a whole :)

#austin reads dw

[chechula]

some Carrots for Jess ! Carrot(talking about historic sight of Ankh- Morpork and wonders of dwarf bread ♥ ) on date with Angua and Carrot babysitting little Sam :3

#carrot ironfoundersson #Discworld #angua #captain carrot #sam vimes #Terry Pratchett