#Ancient Rome memes

[marsinout]

Caesar: Let me see what you have! Brutus & 60 other senators: A KNIFE! Caesar: NO!!!

#julius caesar #caesar #ides of march #marcus junius brutus #brutus #rome #assassination #moments before 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ #incorrect quotes #incorrect rome quotes #memes #ancient rome memes #et tu brute

[the-little-fox-in-the-box]

Suetonius's sources: Tiberius was left handed and was quite athletic.

Suetonius: He had a strong left hand, supposedly strong enough to crack the skull of a child or perhaps a young man, knowing his tastes...

Later historians: Suetonious says that Tiberius was so strong he would crack a guy's skull with his bare hand! He has supposedly done that once, because someone insulted his hair.

YouTube historians: SHOCKING FACT ABOUT ANCIENT ROME AND GREECE #69420!! DID YOU KNOW THAT TIBERIUS ONCE CRACKED A GUY'S WITH HIS BARE HANDS BECAUSEHE INSULTED HIS HAIRSTYLE?!?!?!? WHAT A CRUEL FUCKED UP EVIL MEANIE MAN!!!!!!

Tumblr history meme: lol, do you ever get a bad hair day and decide to squash a guy's skull? mood lmao

#ancient rome #suetonius #tagamemnon #roman history #academics #i wish i was exaggerating #history meme #roman meme #history memes #ancient rome memes

[dumspirovaniloquor]

So I've looking at my old, forgotten, stacked-in-the-attic writing and I thought I'd share something with you.

It's a few lines of a distrack about Antony from Cicero's POV. It goes like this:

Oh, enough with the fucking proscriptions again

Haven't you learnt anything from Sulla?

Shoulda written another speech and then

You'd get kicked outta the Italian peninsula

#ancient rome memes #ancient rome #mark antony #marcus antonius #cicero #marcus tullius cicero #rome hbo #jesus fucking christ #should've pursued a career in rapping #what the fuck is this

[dreaming-of-venus]

If only they had the witness protection program

#ides of march #julius caesar #mark antony #march 15 #beware the ides of march #ancient rome memes #ancient history #ancient rome #roman republic #the mind of a classicist #what we do now echoes in eternity

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

Actual roman epitaph for a dog

#rome #wholesome memes #epitaph #ancient rome #dogs #memes #sad aesthetic

[itsoneinthemorning]

et tu?

#ides of march #julius caesar #caesar #rome #ancient rome #beware the ides of march #et tu brute #shakespeare #i love making these #my fav meme format i think #it's more likely than you think

[earlgrey24]

Brutus seeing the graffiti of him stabbing Caesar all over Rome, c. 44 BC

#ides of march #ides of march 2024 #julius caesar #brutus #marcus junius brutus #et tu brute #history #ides posting #ides memes #happy ides of march #ancient rome #roman republic #history memes #history shitposting #hall of fame

[demigoddessqueens]

Happy 2,068th to when we should totally just stab Caesar!! Grab a knife with your bestie!

#assassin's creed #ides of march #julius ceaser #julius caesar #aya of alexandria #assassin’s creed origins #ac origins #tumblr holidays #roman history #roman empire #we should totally just stab caesar #rome #ancient rome #caesar #brutus #et tu brute #beware the ides of march #mean girls #shakespeare #Shakespeare Julius Caesar #meme #funny memes #memes #tumblr memes #assassin’s creed

[jay-wasreblogging]

Why are gangbangs only for sex? Why can't I join in a group assassination if I want to?

#quote by a senator probably #also please tell me y'all know the og meme of this #julius caesar #ides of march #march 15 #march 15th #tumblr holidays #meme #caesar #theatre #ancient rome #stabby day #history

[saltyclass]

Happy ides of march everybody!

#ides of march #julius caesar #julius ceaser #march 15 #et tu brute #brutus #beware the ides of march #if I had a nickle for everytime Caesar got stabbed i'd have 23 nickels which I personally think is hillarious #stab the caesar #gaius julius caesar #Marcus Iunius Brutus #meme #ancient rome #rome

[teathattast]

#ancient rome #text message memes #funny memes

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

So, apparently Emperor Julian wrote what historians call a satire, and what I call a "crossover crack-fic in which the Greek gods get all the Roman emperors together in a room and make them argue about who's the coolest."

This crack-fic has, incredibly, survived. It's about 90% Julian roasting historical figures through the mouth of Dionysus' boyfriend. Favorite bits:

Julius Caesar, Augustus and Tiberius show up and are appropriately shit-talked. (And, for Tiberius, kink-shamed.) Caligula steps through the door and is immediately yeeted into Tartarus before anyone can say anything about him.

Nero comes in with his lyre and Apollo promptly knocks the laurel wreath off his head.

Alexander the Great crashes the party and he and Julius Caesar hate each other on sight.

The gods ask Romulus if any of his descendants are a match for Alexander and Romulus is internally like "Aw, shit."

Alexander almost storms out of the party because he doesn't get to monologue first.

When it's Augustus' turn to make a speech Poseidon doesn't let him have a cup of water because he's still mad about that one time Augustus blasphemed against him 400 years earlier.

The gods tell each of the emperors to Explain Themselves and Marcus Aurelius is like, "But you gods already know everything about us," and they're like "...That's fair."

Cameo appearance from Jesus at the very end, who's apparently best bros with Pleasure in a sort of "sin with one, get forgiveness from the other free!" deal.

#oh julian you're such a nerd #it really does feel like a fanfic (affectionate tone) #the caesars by emperor julian #ancient rome #emperor julian #just roman memes

[destielmemenews]

"The North Hertfordshire museum will now refer to the emperor Elagabalus with female pronouns.

Museum policy states the pronouns used in the displays will be those ‘the individual in question might have used themselves’ or whatever pronoun ‘in retrospect, is appropriate’."

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#destiel meme #destiel meme news #world news #news #ancient rome #roman empire #roman emperor #elagabalus #rip elagabalus you were a real one #trans history #i guess #transgender #trans woman #this is pretty cool actually #now can we get the same treatment for historical persons that weren't horrifically assassinated

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

#dank memes #funny post #meme #dank #funny #funny pics #silly #funny pictures #dankest memes #humor #ancient rome #america #funny tweets

[metis-metis]

People write 100,000 word theses to explain what this meme did in 3.

Credit to The Classics Library

#tagamemnon #classics #ancient history #ancient rome #history #academia #rome #barbie #Oppenheimer #movie #meme #barbenheimer

[locutus-sum]

My pronouns in Latin are ista/istam not illa/illam. Please refer to me with all due scorn as the woman of the greatest shamelessness and audacity that I truly am.

#tagamemnon #classics #ancient rome #marcus tullius cicero #latin #latin fandom #cicero #classics memes