#Although it was really inspired by the Jack and the Beanstalk poem referenced at the beginning

[theriu]

How To Befriend A Giant

Giant: FI FIE FOE FUM! I smell the blood of—

Me: A lazy bum?

Giant: —What? No, uh... Be ye alive or be ye dead—

Me: You’ll feel much better if you go to bed!

Giant: That’s NOT what I was going to say!

Me: I could really go for a nice fish filet. 

Giant: Are you mocking the giants’ art of rhyme?!

Me: Are you kidding me? Good rhymes are sublime!

Giant: (astonished) Do you mean to say humans like speaking in verse?

Me: Well, some are better and some are worse. But I pride myself on a good turn of phrase! And I kinda need board for a couple of days. So if you don’t mind, I mean, if I may enter...

Giant: MAUD! Turn down the sheets, we have a new renter!

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#giants #mythical #monster #fae #the Princess Bride #was running through my mind the whole time I wrote this XD #fezzik #Although it was really inspired by the Jack and the Beanstalk poem referenced at the beginning #so happy I thought of another one involving wordplay #how to guides #how to guides for mythical creatures