#Alsodes

[funkyfrogoftheday]

today’s funky frog of the day: the valdivia spiny-chest frog (Alsodes valdiviensis)!!!! they’re endemic to chile and live in forests. they do not have a tympanum, or external ear!

photo by Felipe Rabanal

#valdivia spiny chest frog #Alsodes valdiviensis #frog #funky frog of the day #frogblr

[lycanthian]

despterate need for soemoine to run their hands through my hair and scratchmy head and shit

#i forogot how much it soothes me when im headachf eor soiraling or shit #i forgot whhy it usaed to be my go to stimnfor stress snd whatnot. like yeah funny dog jokebut that alsod feels so good so whatever #gamey rambles

[starsonmarsy]

You’re nothing but an empty toy to be filled with cock aren’t you

cock going in

mind going out

cock in

mind out

in

out

rubbing up

and

DOWN

spiralling your little mind away

corrupting your brain

until all you can think of is being fucked

and how good it feels

and how badly you need it

cock in mjnd outinout updown in iut up diwn

#(alsod if i am guessing thr wrong emoji tag lmk)) #(im kinda dummm) #asks.txt #☺️

[holysanctum]

hii today i'm finally going to see the barbie movie! i'll be gone for most of the day cause we have to take busses to get there but when i come back i'll probably be emotionally destroyed!

#i'm excited and alsod dreading it

[maleerectionmounter]

sobabifyrapd

#i didnt think i listedn to hamilton THAT much but okay it was only a month straight #im surpriesd birds dont sing or a tv girl song wasnt up there?? #and icp thats my religon bro #i alsod dint know i listened to mitski that much #i vouch for it im depressed that makes sense #goodbye my danish sweetheart is fire

[ashenberry]

SO. thoughts on dialtown you havent already shared?

huehuehue

BWAH really like the second half of the game w/ norm. just fun going through the game seeing everyone w/ norm whos rightfully calling you cringefail.

I know randy is a fan favorite cause hes got the poor little meow meow swag but my favorite was oliver what a guy

technically there is 4 dateables but i dont count bigfoot as dating that was an experience. bigfoot has a bank account but he cant take out money cause he kept eating the bills so the bank just gives him banana in exchange for the cash. we put a hat and tie on big foot. i was not expecting to have as good of a time with the bigfoot route as i did.

curious to see where the fuckin. timey wimey shit goes. SOMETHING silly is going on bc in the 5th route (wait i should probably explain. first half of route is finishing 4 routes w/ randal oliver karen bigfoot. after you beat all of those you get a 5th route with norm that takes place after) bc in the 5th route its like yeah all 4 routes happened last month :-] but also. they all took place on valentines day specifically. they couldnt have happened after eachother they all happened at the same time. idk i can see fun stuff happening with that

#ashen.ask #alsod jioasjdiajd this is just dumb shit i got a kick out of but there was a handul of references to dsaf and i think the implications of #those games happening in this universe is a little funny to me #why do our employees keep dying in the bear suits. the bear suits that have bear traps for heads. what a fuckin mystery #peter is still a fuck #god is a character in the games and hes a fuck and norms a religions man so that ends in a funny punch line #OH YEAH. mc and president callum “what if everyone has an object head” crown theres fuckin something going on there

[addoves]

light party!

melia & ren designs by @nastronde​, you can find them here! & my interceptor, milo <3

#pokemon #ffxiv #ff14 #pokemon rejuvenation #sketches #rdm milo you are on the BRAIN. youre wearing so much red please change your outfit im begging #& also btw just so everyone knows. drk ren? drk ren in THAT helmet? im aliteral genius i will NEVER top that. he looks so good #im gonna be SICK #and melia with the bow....:)))))))))!!!!!!!!!! #that isnt in the whm af gear but she looks SO CUTE....... im sorry okay. she looks so so cute. i love her. im gonna be sick #crow did so good with her didyou know. im gonna be sick. god. shes so gcute. ivlove her so much. im going to cry #melai. melia. melia. <33333 melia ily #melia. ilysm. ily #ALSOD DIYOU KNOW. I LOVE MILO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #milo......:] #hemakes me so happy. im going to throw up #this game. is on the brain on my mind. horrible #milo.:) #originally he had long hair but i changed his pose so he has short hair now. ill draw long hair milo some other day #when i feel like drawing him in his Depressed Era #venam as rpr btw.............................. eyes emote #she should be allowed to kill people i think #me sitting at my desktop for like 15 minutes not hitting post bc i kept going 'he doesnt want to be pinged you dumb fuck' like hey. hey max #you fucking idiot. thats crow's art. it wants credit. shakes you #im getting off topic. i have to think about milo now or else ill die #and melia. god. melia. melia and venam. they make me sick im lesbophobic now #post image of 'im a lesbian and these two made me lesbophobic. im gonna go commit a hate crime now' #i think if drk ren was real id probably die. hope this helps #hello to the 5 people who will like this post and the 1 person who will read my tags. i love you

[cottoncandylesbo]

what happened w loona???

just google it at this point anon i am not a primary or even a secondary source

#i amm too blitzed to expkain it right now alsod. lol #ask #anonn #no thats not right is kt. #nonn #no stop it #snon #anon #THRR WE GO I DID IT

[gravphobia]

ahhhh decided to make a salmon run oc, just for my lil filth son Stir Fry :D

me rambling under the cut lmao

I think Shokumaw is pretty straightforward, she’s basically just a big maw with a few more stuff and HP

she has a lifesaver lure to bait players into getting close enough for her attacks

I imagine she has a bit more HP than the Cohozuna (like how maws have a lot of hp when you’re trying to kill em without using bombs)

Shokumaws attacks would probably be a bit similar to Shiver’s boss fight mixed with regular maws stuff

she can dash through the stage like a reefslider with her jaws open, you can throw bombs in her path to stop her dash early and do a pretty significant amount of damage

she also has the regular maws attack where she lunches upward to eat players from underneath when she’s close enough to a player, these attacks can also be triggered when she’s hiding if the player shoots/throws a bomb at her life saver

i imagine her Xtra Wave would be a lil bit extra, like at the end of wave 3, the animation of everyone jumping back plays, except a small cutscene animation plays where the copter just fucking crashes in this random ass island, like some kind of abandoned shifty station/small single player stage with ink rails and stuff

the island also has lil rivers and stuff dividing the dry land, i should probably draw this lmao

(also those grind rails arent entirely safe, Shokumaw can also still reach those)

oh also, alsode from the lesser salmonids, the only bosses that can spawn are stingers, maws and steel eels

because every other problem will be caused by fry with 6 special weapons he can spam (specifically reefslider, wail, zip, crab, big bubbler... and missiles)

fry targets the nearest player and will only change targets every 10 seconds or if the player gets splatted, aside from the specials, he can switch between grizzco splatana and charger, and if a player gets too close, he can switch to grizzco blaster (yk, just to not make things fair, best counter for this is to have a teammate splat him from behind or have a long range weapon)

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run #salmon run next wave #salmon run oc #king salmonid #king salmonid oc #big chonk #it says boy and king but shokumaw is actually female #i heart her #live laugh love shokumaw #and she loves her strange squid son

[solarsplendorjamz]

alsod. phightmblr. exclusive sketches I am never doing anything with again.

[mommabearchillsout]

Listen, I WILL be horny on main and alsod desperately wish for a triad with Tav/Gale/Astarion

Yes i KNOW its important for their respective storylines to be monogamous and feel important and enough, and poly is not for everyone, especially people who struggle with feeling like they alone are enough in general but-

Gale and Astarion are SUCH a Sun and Moon dynamic, and I want Tav to be the world they revolve around

#baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate gale #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #listen i love my boys #i just feel like it'd work so well for them #i know logically it wouldn't #but i reaaalllyyy need to be stuck between the two of them

[daykinking]

Mz an my partnee have beeen ding dizzy weekend!!!!!! I have 2 be at least tipsie alll day all weekend ilzvludinh when I walee upso if I’m too sobrr when I waleee up tehen its wine instead ofr brealsfast and I Have to drilelk it until im stsumblinhgg..then he gets tpz punishfuck me however he likes!!!!! If I passe out je can use mee and if he offeres me a drienlkand I reffuse I get a punishhhh alsod loads of oyjer rules but it’s sooooooooooooooooo hottttttttt I’ve beeen wet and fuill of cum for two full days and then otmorrow for easyzrr I get stufffedwith chocolate and alcouooo

oh my god that's so fucking hot???? 🥵🥵 im jealous thats the best Easter weekend ever. tbh I think it should be wine instead of breakfast regardless of how sober you wake up 😜 but that's just my opinion!

happy drinking, anon, thank you so much for sharing 💗 cheers! 🥂

#asks #ask #dizzy weekend anon #intox kink #alcohol #alcohol intox #intoxication kink #txt

[revenuevegetable]

marauders!!!

finished this now its time to watch a video about russell's paradox and try to draw something non marauders i can use in my college portfolio ahahahaha. sorry for not posting for a month that is the reason why. i have been Sculpting!! and Throwing!!!! i love clay!!!

alsod happy late birthday remus (i celebrated privately)

also also also the words are song lyrics from the weakerthans album "reconstruction site" which is very good so shoutout to them cuz i listened to it the entire time i drew this thing

#marauders #marauders fanart #mwpp #moony #wormtail #padfoot #prongs #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #marauders era #marauders map #all the young dudes #harry potter #harry potter fanart #fuck jkr #fanart #wolfstar #so many tags whoops #lennen art tag!

[ctntduoarchive]

💛 alsod 🫀 dissects u dissects u di

PUT THE KNIFE DOWN !!!!!!!!! IM SCARED!!!!!!!!

#possuminnit

[meltamorphosis]

Despite there being no canonical evidence to prove it, I just know deep down that junkana have absolutely shared a bed at least once. they have also held hands (which is supported by canon slightly more). nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise. tatsukana, on the other hand, is an unstoppable force (clingy kaname) meeting an immovable object (touch-starved tatsumi). kaname grabs his hand once and tatsumi melts. basically what i'm saying is that kaname clings to tatsumi and jun Constantly and they just have to Deal With It. jun complains about it (but he secretly doesn't mind) and tatsumi is very happy.

none of this is even from the text anymore it's just vibes. also to me the reimei trio dynamic(s) are not romantic or platonic but a Secret Third Thing (soulmates, perhaps).

your vibe checks are ltierally immaculate all the time . this is canonical in my Heart and thats where it truly matters most !! kaname being clingy and relying on jun and providing the warmth tatsumi needed... Aheem Heem do you think havign to adjust to himeru and how much more closed off with their affection they are compared to kaname was hard

ALSOD YOU GET IT htey woudl find each otehr in any timeline

#melty answers #enstarsposting

[rusty-gloinks]

alsod wasable to fullcombo this stuoid.dumb song

#Hooarday #wrenbles