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#Also I called that friend that got Xiao on her first pull and she didnt get a Venti and was crying about it so yeaaaaah. Awkward that was.
macksho · 3 years
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so I didn’t get a Xiao, got C5 Diona and Qiqi instead, had a bit of a mental breakdown about my friend getting him on her first 10 roll and all that.
But then I got Hu Tao 2-3 days before her banner ended which I am so happy about and keep looking at her like in that meme “it’s so beautiful. I’ve been looking at it for 2 hours” because that’s how it is. She’s pretty okay, and she hits so hard. And I love her so much
And now I didn’t even hope for it, because my other friend who is pretty damn good at the game said that it probably won’t happen and I should just go for Childe and I understand how pity works my self.
but I got a Venti
on like.. 15th pull? Okay but it wasn’t even a 20. I dont do 10 pulls and I was just doing them, got a 4 star sword, reacted with “oh god damn it, not even Razor” because I want constilatioonnnsss
And literally the next single pull and it’s Venti
WHAT IS THIS
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WHAT IS THIS LUCK
I AM SCREAMING
WHAT IS THISSSS
edit; It was the 9th pull. It was my 9th pull after Hu Tao. And I got my favourite boi. What is this
#YALL THE STANDING IN VENTI’S STATUES HANDS THING WORKS#I AM SCREAMING AS IF I AM POSSESSED BY A HIGH PITCHED TECHNOBLADE WHAT IS THIS#Also I called that friend that got Xiao on her first pull and she didnt get a Venti and was crying about it so yeaaaaah. Awkward that was.#especially considering that she is now a ‘’whale’’ meaning she spended some actuall money on primos and Im f2p and just that was awkward#BUT I HAVE A VENTI WHAT IS THIS I AM SCREAMING WHAT LUCK IS THIS#I HAVE BEEN BLESSED#THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TELL KEQIUNG ‘’Hey#how dare thee assume I dont believe in god? I mean yeah. I didnt. But excuse me but we stan the best bard in all Teyvat aka my favourite#archnon aka the best waifu because it takes a real genderless god apearing as a male who looks like a girl to be the best girl#aka best femboi aka Venti aka Barbatos so how dare you assume I dont believe in god we stan Venti in this house’’#one of those things. Im just wery loud about how much I stan Venti whenever any of the nps say anything bad about him or the archons#I was going to throw hands at Deinsleif tbh#I dont do that irl to actual real people but nps somehow get me pissed off if they say anything about Venti. People dont#dunno why man dunno I dont like fights. But I am going to throw hands at Signora. HOW DARE SHEEEEEEEE#Stan the archon and he may appear. I guees he liked Aether being all like ‘You dont know the four winds at all so stop acting like you do#Deinsleif. I get it. Youre old and smart. But you didnt actually even talk with any of them so shut up pretty boy >:[#DONT GET ME WRONG I love Deinsleif so much. But. That doesnt mean I cant throw hands okay#my gameplay I do what I want you do what you want in yours but I am a Venti simp okay let me simp and throw hands with nps#dont throw hands with actuall people tho! Thats bad D:
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kuraichykoochie · 3 years
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Xiao with a Male S/o whose helping out a friend at their cafe.
A/n:Quick note this part is based off of something I saw on Pinterest.But I changed the plot up a little bit.I don't quite remember their user but credits to them and their art.This is also has a few ocs of mine and my friends such as Elliot and Zhu Li
Pairings:Xiao x male reader scenario.This is something you can also find on wattpad @KuraichyKoochie
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"You seriously want me to do that!?"M/n exclaimed.
"YOU WANT ME TO DRESS UP AS A MAID TO HELP YOUR CAFE?!WHY CAN'T YOU GO FIND SOME OTHER PEOPLE TO DRESS UP FOR YOU!"
M/n was on call with Elliot and he became flabbergasted at what he was requested to do.
"Oh my god M/n!Just do it!I don't have all day trying to persuade you to do it.I have other things to do."Elliot replied lazily.M/n sighed in return and face palmed.
"But why ME out of all people,"He asked.
"I don't know?You seem like the nicest one to ask and you kinda look like a girl so it's a win win situation for me,"Elliot said.
Although M/n knew those words weren't meant to be offensive it still did hurt his pride a lot.And when he says a lot he meant a lot.He looked down and sighed before speaking up again.
"Yea yeah I guess I'll do it."
"Oh my thank goodness.Well whatever come to the cafe later on around like 12.You got that?"Elliot said sighing out of relief.
M/n also sighed but out of all regret.
"Yes yes I'll be there."He replied reluctantly.He was zoned out until he felt arms wrapped around his waist.He jumped but slowly relaxed after realising who it was.
"Oh Xiao it's just you.You scared me,"He said.Xiao just grunted and hurried his face into M/n's s/c neck.The feeling left M/n a little ticklish but he brushed it off.
"So you were on the call with Elliot?What did he ask from you now?"Xiao asked.M/n sighed before explaining.
"Oh is that so?"Xiao asked one more time just to confirm what he just heard.M/n replied with a soft 'yes'.
"Well...I wouldn't want too show you off to other people in a maid dress but if it's Elliot why don't you help him?He helped you that one time back then for Valentine's didnt he?"Xiao stated.M/n eyes widened as he slowly remembered.
"Oh yea.I guess..."He said not really motivated to be wearing a maid dress.
"Well if you're going to help you might as well start getting ready soon.You have to leave at 12 right? It's 10:30 right now."Xiao said.
After hearing this M/n stood up quickly,getting out of Xiao's grasp and made his way to the bedroom to get ready.Xiao looked at the direction M/n went in.
𝚒 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 "𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗" 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢.T^T.
An hour had passed and M/n was finally ready.
"Well I'll get going then Xiao!i'll see you soon okay?"M/n waved goodbye.As he was about to leave the house Xiao had quickly grabbed his wrist and looked straight into his eyes.
"You forgot my goodbye kiss."He said firmly as he closed his eyes waiting for his kiss.M/n just sighed playfully and planted a kiss on Xiao's forehead.
"There."
Xiao still didn't let go of his grip on M/n and still stood in the same part.
"I gave you one.You can let go now,"M/n said.Xiao shook his head still waiting with his eyes closed.
"On the lips,"Xiao whispered.M/n then kissed him on the lips and was about to pull away until Xiao had stopped him by holding onto the back of his head and making the kiss even deeper.
Xiao pulled away from the kiss and smiled 'innocently' at M/n."bye,be safe."He said.M/n looked at him dumbfounded.𝙳𝚒𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝-?M/n shook it off and greeted him goodbye to.
"Mhm Bye!"He said before leaving the house.
ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘
"M/n.Your finally here.You sure did take your good ass time I see."Elliot said looking at M/n in distaste.
"Hey!What do you mean I arrived here just in time!"M/n said trying to defend himself.
"Yeah sureeeeee.It doesn't take you 45 mins to get to my cafe when you leave at 11:30 now does it?Os what distracted your idiotic self this time?"Elliot said triggered at the fact M/n was late by 15 minutes.
M/n started darting his eyes in different directions trying to come up with and excuse.
"Well I uh- Uhm- I was uh-.Oh yes!I was helping Bennett with moving his stuff!He kept dropping everything so I decided to help him out!Although it did take longer than I expected."M/n explained to the male who seemed as if he had pulled an all nighter for 5 days straight.
Elliot just shook his head.
"Awe~How nice!"Elliot said obviously faking the happiness in his voice."well go dress into this in the back room.I'll open the store while you're at it.Zhongli,Razor,Barbara,Noelle,Kaeya,Amber and Fishcl are there to.How did I get them to do it?I honestly do not know."
M/n looked at the male in shocked."IF YOU ALREADY HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE HELPING YOU WHY DID YOU ASK ME FOR HELP!"He said in anger and slight embarrassment.Elliot looked at him in disappointment.
"It seems you do not know the way this gets me money do you?"Elliot said shaking his head.He just handed M/n the maid outfit and forced him into the back room."now go get dressed."
M/n walked in to see the other 7 already dressed.
It was quite funny seeing how Razor and Zhongli were dressed as maids whilst Fischl, and Amber were in butler outfits.(Barbara and Noelles are also wearing a maid outfit and Kaeya a butler one)
𝚆𝚑𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝙺𝚊𝚎𝚢𝚊,𝙰𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍.𝙵𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕?M/n shook his head annoyed before he went into the corner of the locker room and started to wear the outfit.
"M/n.Start.Soon.Quicker"Razor said informing M/n that they were starting soon.M/n just nodded his head okay.
"Yeah I'm nearly done.You can wait for me outside okay?"He answered.Razor just nodded his head before making his way out of the locker room.
M/n finished and closed his locker that had all his stuff in it.He quickly took one more look inside the mirror in the room to check is he looked alright in the maid dress.
"Okay perfect?"M/n said and confirmed with himself that he looked good.He went out of the locker room and closed the door behind him.
When he stepped one door out of the room he could smell the aroma of all the sweet food enter his nose.He looked into the kitchen to surprisingly see Xiangling cooking some sweet madame as well as some almond tofu.
"Hi Xiangling!I didn't know that you were going to be helping aswell."M/n greeted the chef cooking.
"Ahahah M/n!It's nice to see you again!"
"Well good luck in serving the customers!Today is gonna be a pretty busy day after all it is a special event!"Xiangling wished M/n good luck.
M/n bowed before leaving the kitchen to go into the main part of the shop.
"We're opening the cafe now so be ready,"Elliot announced as he turned the closed sign to a now opened one.
It didn't take a while for a few customers to come in and order something.The first person to go lead the customer to their table was Noelle.She showed them their seats before taking their order.She was a real natural.
More customers started to walk in after a while and then next thing they all knew the cafe was busy as hell.
"M/n!GO OUT THERE AND FINALLY START HELPING!YOU CANT JUST STAY THERE HELPING XIANGLING COOK!THERES A REASON I ASKED YOU TO BE A MAID FOR ME!"Elliot scolded M/n.
M/n looked straight into Elliot's blue eyes.
"B-but I don't wan-" he was cut off by Razor who put a menu in his hands and by Fishcl who pushed him into the main room of the cafe.
"Gu- Oh uh"M/n stuttered as he looked down at the floor."Welcome back master?"He greeted although it sounded more like a question.
"Wow Xiao!You see I told you we should have came!"Zhu Li announced.M/n lifted his head up in shocked and blushed when he made eye contact with Xiao.
"I-oh Xi- I mean Master!I didn't know you were going to be visiting today!"M/n said in surprised.
Xiao just nodded his head.
"Me either.I was just forcefully brought over here by Li as she wanted to see how Amber was doing,"Xiao explained.
"Well let me take you to your seats masters!"M/n informed.He brought the pair over to a table of two and had handed them the menu."what would you like to have today?
"I'll have some almond tofu."Xiao stated.M/n nodded his head as he wrote it down in his small note pad before he looked at Li waiting for her order.
"I'll take the Universal fried rice!Also looking good M/n"She said.M/n eyes winced at that last part.
"Thanks!Your order will come up shortly!And for drinks?"
"I'll take a coke!You Xiao?"Li asked Xiao.
"I'll have a sprite."He answered.
"Perfect!Your drinks will come soon and the food may take 15-20 minutes or so!"M/n informed before he made his way to the back room to drop off the order.
ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘
The orders for Xiao and Li were finally finished and M/n placed them onto the tray before making his way to Xiao's table.
"Here are your meals masters!"M/n said cheerfully.And yes he finally got used to his role and was perfecting his job.
He took the foods off the tray and placed them in front of the two before he made his way out.
Zhu li went in for a bite and let out a moan when the food reached her taste buds.
"MMMM!Xiangling's cooking never fails to surprise me!Is it good Xiao?"Zhu li said.Xiao just nodded his head in reply as he ate his almond tofu peacefully.
He kept an eye on M/n and all the customers he was serving.He was happy that nothing bad had happened to him so far.That was until he saw something that triggered him.
A stranger had just taken a photo of M/n under his skirt with his phone.
He immediately stood up from his seat about to make his way towards the strange man.But he was completely taken aback when he saw the male now drenched in some chocolate milkshake.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?"M/n asked in anger."that is completely rude sir!I hate to tell you but I need you to leave the premises!"
Murmurs started to occur.
The male looked at M/n in disgust.
"What are you talking about!I didn't do anything!I want a refund for my food for this terrible behaviour and I will call the police for your random assault."He said trying to defend himself.
M/n glared at the man who shivered under his gaze.
"Sir I am telling you that you must leave right now,"He stated calmly.The stranger scoffed and was about to stand up and hit M/n.
That was until a leg stopped his from getting up.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOI-?!"He was cut off.
"that should be my fucking line you useless bastard.So?Do you want to leave with your own two feet or would you like me to throw you out the fucking window?"He said angrily.
The stranger looked at him in shock and became frightened.Xiao was ready to punch him but was stopped when Elliot came in.
"I want you to leave this Cafe right now bitch,"Elliot bluntly said."that is unless you want me to take this into a case?"
The stranger shook his head before he bowed multiple times and quickly left.
The uprise had finally calmed down and the others went back to what they were doing.
"M/n I'll allow you to get off early this time.I'm very sorry that had happened to you.I shall destroy the SIM card and this phone so that it will no longer bother you,"Elliot apologised before he left.
M/n quickly let out a loud "it's okay!" And left to the locker rooms to go change back.When Xiao heard this he quickly finished off his almond tofu before he quickly entered the locker room.He went in only to see M/n shirtless.
He walked over to M/n before he wrapped his arms around his S/c waist and snuggled his head into M/n's neck.
"Ah Xiao!Let me finish changing then we can cuddle when else get home."M/n commented.Xiao just tightened his grip on m/n not planning to let him go.
"No"he stated firmly.M/n chuckled.
"I'll make almond tofu whenever you want me to.I'll also give you all the cuddles you want AND I'll buy you this games you've been wanting to get,"He said trying to bribe his man.
Once Xiao heard this he immediately let go and stared at M/n expectantly.M/n gushed over how cute he was being before he quickly finished changing and grabbed his stuff.
"Okay I'm ready let's go!"
Xiao immediately picked up M/n and held him bridal style before leaving through the back door.
"Xiao!Put me down!I don't need you always carrying me!"
"Only if you promise to buy me those games."
"Of course I will!Ill even get them for you even if you don't put me down.I would do it just because I love you!"
"I love you too."
"So are you going to put me down?"
"You said you would still buy me the games even if I didn't soooo no."
"XIAOOOOOO!WAIT NO THAT TICKLES STOP IT!Ahahaha!"
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