NPD culture
more like Nbest Pussy Disorder
and drunk anons. fuck yeah
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You’re my favorite blog with an amazing costume and stellar art, so I hope to bestow upon you the small pleasure of asking you:
Trick or treat?
Thank you very much! I'm incredibly honoured to be your favourite blog! I know this is late but please accept this treat, happy belated Halloween!
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fun drinking game: i wear a low-cut top to the bar and every time i catch you staring at my tits you have to take a shot.
at the start of the night you’re pretty sure that you won’t get too drunk, maybe i’ll catch you once or twice, but you’re confident in your self-restraint. then i keep leaning forward, pushing my tits together with my arms, and you look once, twice, three shots in and you keep forgetting the rules of the game, grinning and saying “aw, fuck me” when i catch you a fourth time. i give you a few freebies (and a glass of water) because you’re getting all flushed and glassy-eyed and so stupidly horny that it really isn’t fair to you. five shots in and you’re leaning into me, grabbing my tit and squeezing, giggle-slurring in my ear, “does ‘is count?” which is my cue to take you home, help you get your clothes off and the harness on, and ride you while i praise you for losing the game so well.
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after office-hours Sybil for @aesthetictaxidermist !! thank you very much <3
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Courtesy of @cryptotheism
So. This was a mistake.
I couldn't decide whether a high-proof or a low-proof drink was more true-to-character, but 1oz Everclear to 6oz (1 packet) Capri Sun ends up at 13.57% abv so that's what I ended up with.
First. Capri Sun is viscous. It responds quite well to shaking, and aerated beautifully. The drink was opaque for a noticeably long time.
Second. Everclear is pretty bad on its own. It works as a backer for cocktails, but Capri Sun is only lightly flavored. This drink would have needed a citrus to balance it.
Dear readers, it was foul. It was almost exactly as I imagine a rancid Capri Sun would taste. The mouthfeel did not compliment the flavor, and the flavor was, itself, not good. Somehow, sticking the little yellow straw in the drink did make it marginally better. Marginally.
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[6/23] Happy belated again birthday, Dude <3
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Epic by yugogeer012
Cross from xtaleunderverse by jakei95
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Being so faded at a party that a femme sees my glazed eyes and says I need to go lay down for awhile, so she guides me upstairs. After offering me a glass of water and turning the lights down low she asks if there's anything else she can do to make me comfortable. The feeling of clothes on my body is making me a little claustrophobic and hot, so I tell her that and she helps me out of my pants and shirt. The feeling of her nails on me leaves goosebumps as they trail painfully slow and light on my hyper sensitive skin, a smirk on her face as she watches my breath hitch. "Anything else I can do for you...?" She asks as her hand dips lower towards my boxers and she bites her lip hungrily. I'm long past being able to talk coherently and can only whimper and push my hips up as I feel my strap getting hard between my legs. Her face moves in next to mine and she nips my ear then murmurs dirty things in my ear as her hand slips beneath the band of my boxers and she begins working my cock. I'm so high that the vibrations of her voice in my ear feels like they're going directly to my groin and I start thrusting into her hand desperately. She chides me to not race to the finish line and makes me close my eyes and pins my hip to the bed with one hand, her nails digging deliciously into my skin when I move too much. She tells me to focus on her voice and let everything else melt away, it's time to turn that hard working brain off. When she can tell I can't take much more she instructs me to open my eyes and I look down to see her perfectly manicured nails as her hand works up and down, up and down my strap and flicking her thumb over the tip with every stroke. I moan and beg her to let me cum because I can't handle it any more, she's going to break me. She moves between my legs and puts my cock between her breasts and instructs me to fuck myself on the softness of her tits. I get a few strokes in before I lose it and empty my load all over her chest, watching the grin on her face spread as she witnesses how wrapped around her finger I am. I'm still twitching from my orgasm when I feel her straddling my lap and look up in time to see her sink slowly down my length. "Be a good boy and lay there while I fuck myself on your cock, ok? Let me use my toy how I please."
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