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cissa-calls · 21 hours
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 781
Agatha: “It’s crazy that just anyone can buy superglue”
Y/N: “What’s that supposed to mean?”
Agatha: “Hmm? Oh nothing in particular”
*meanwhile*
Wanda: “Why won’t the fridge open?”
Wanda: “Why is there a rubber duck on the ceiling?!”
Wanda: “Why the FUCK does my crown have rhinestones on it?!”
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zafirosreverie · 3 days
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Always been like this (Agatha x F!Reader)
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For: @tryingmybest233333 hope you like it!
Wanda jumped, barely saving the cake she had in her hands thanks to her magic. She quickly placed it on the counter and forced a smile as she watched Agnes storm into her kitchen. She doubted the brunette hadn't seen the red threads that came from her hands, but whatever it was that had her annoyed distracted her enough not to mention it.
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"That bitch!"
"What happened?" the redhead asked carefully "is it Y/N again?"
“When is it not Y/N, Wanda?” Agnes rolled her eyes.
The younger woman felt a little awkward for asking, but she kept her smile on her face as she allowed her friend to raid her wine rack. She really didn't know how it had started, or why.
Everything in Westview was supposed to be perfect, so that she and Vision could live their lives happily with each other without worrying about a thing. Sure, she had put Dottie there, but it was simply for the occasional drama she watched on old shows when she was a kid.
However, she did not remember this. A feud between neighbors, sure, in some episode perhaps, but a damn pitched war that devastated everything? Where had that come from?! Wanda had no idea.
The only thing she knew was that for some reason, you and Agnes hated each other's guts. You couldn't see each other on the street without starting to hurl insults that you barely disguised as flirting (but everyone could hear the venom in your voice), it was normal for indecently rude gestures to be thrown at each other, and even sabotage at each other in Dottie's meetings if you had the chance.
It was common knowledge that having you in the same room with Agnes for more than two seconds was an imminent catastrophe, and over time, they had all learned to leave you alone and try not to get caught in the crossfire between you two. But no one had been able to tell Wanda why you hated each other so much.
"It's always been like this" Geraldine had told her, shrugging as Agnes shot you annoyed glances across the street.
It was as if no one knew, as if you had simply woken up one morning and decided that you hated the brunette with everything in you and she had agreed to return the favor. Something had to give in. Even if it was for the sake of her cupboard.
“Agnes” she began cautiously as her friend poured her second glass “why do you hate Y/N so much?”
"Hey! She hates ME, so I hate her back" the brunette defended herself
"But why does she hate you?"
"And what do I know?" Agnes shrugged "probably because I'm prettier and she's jealous."
Wanda laughed, deciding it wasn't worth arguing with her friend, especially when it came to the other's ego and vanity, but something in her mind was bothering her. What if she was losing control? What if she had kept this fake reality for so long that its was strating to become real? What if people were gaining freedom? She wasn't going to get a straight answer from Agnes, so she would have to go to you to try to figure this out.
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"Oh, hello Wanda!" you smiled sweetly as the redhead walked towards you "how are you?"
"Fine, thank you, Y/N" she replied "I don't want to bother you, but, there is something I would like to ask you."
"Sure! I'll do what I can to help you" you assured her.
Wanda smiled gratefully at you, and the doubt in her mind simply grew. She, like everyone in town, knew you for being incredibly kind and helpful, always ready to offer good advice, a helping hand, or comfort to anyone who needed it. For her, it was almost impossible to imagine you hating someone. And yet, your smile turned into an annoyed grimace and you rolled your eyes when she mentioned her friend.
"It's about Agnes" she said softly.
"What did that hateful woman do now?" you asked with annoyance
"N-nothing…I think" she responded quickly "it's just…I just want to know why you seem to hate her so much"
You looked at the redhead in front of you carefully. She looked as firm and confident as ever, but in her eyes you could see that she was actually upset, almost desperate. You assumed that your fights with Agnes were disrupting her happy married life, especially since you were aware of the brunette breaking into her house to complain about you whenever she could.
"I don't hate her" you said, deciding that you could be a little compassionate toward her "I just resent her presence."
"That…isn't that the same as hating her?"
"No" you replied "I mean, I don't wish her harm or want her to die, that would be hating her, but I don't want her around me. That damn woman is capricious and spoiled and somehow she always gets what she wants. It's annoying."
"I know Agnes can be… difficult" Wanda conceded to you "but she's a good person, maybe you guys just need to get to know each other better"
"oh believe me" you laughed softly "I know her very well, better than anyone"
You winked and smiled before turning around and continuing on your way as if nothing had happened, leaving the redhead with more questions than answers and, if the suddenly cold air around you was any indicator, even greater desperation.
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"You're a bitch"
"You love me for that"
Agatha laughed heartily as she watched you pace around the kitchen, throwing ingredients into the pan as you smiled at her over your shoulder. Ever since you guys came to Westview to steal the chaos magic, the witch had to admit that your plan to have fun in the process made every day solving Wanda's problems worth it.
"How long do you think it will take for her to break?"
"I don't know, she seemed pretty lost this afternoon" you shrugged "although that might be because you're running out of her wine supply" you smirked.
"I have to charge something for all the help I give her" Agatha joked.
“I’m sure” you laughed.
The brunette looked at you in silence for a while longer, waiting until you finished making dinner and turned off the stove before walking over to you and hugging you from behind. She placed a soft kiss on your neck as you leaned against her and you could feel the smile growing on her face.
"So I'm a bloody capricious and spoiled woman, huh darling?" she whispered
"You know well that you are the most capricious and spoiled being in the world, Aggs" you laughed.
"And you are the rudest, most terrible person" she pouted "you fight with me when all I do is love you. But I shouldn't be surprised, it's always been like this"
"It's called marriage, honey" you smiled
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marveldaily · 2 months
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WandaVision Breaking the Fourth Wall | 1.07
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fandomnerd9602 · 14 days
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Agatha knocks on Rockstar!Wanda’s apartment door…
Y/N answers…
Agatha: oh…is Wanda ready for practice?
Y/N: she’s tired right now. I’m sorry Agatha
Agatha: oh I bet she’s tired (winks) probably went all night, am I right? (Laughs)
Y/N closes the door…
Y/N rolls their eyes and goes right back to Wanda who has a cold…
Wanda: thank you detka
Y/N: I’m not gonna leave my rockstar’s side til she’s all better
Y/N kisses her forehead….
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Mommy Can We Play?
Sugar Mommy!Agatha Harkness x Wanda Maximoff x Sugar baby!fem!reader
Summary: Wanda's come over for a business meeting with Mommy, but when it comes time for goodbyes you can't let go.
Warnings: 18+, MDNI, Mommy kink, R calls A Mommy, A calls R Princess, strap use, praise kink, oral (R give A a blowjob, straps are referred to as cocks, Polyamory, Wanda uses various Russian pet names
Word count: 1.7K
A/N: This just festered in my brain for no particular reason and then when I started writing didn't want to come out, but I did it so here you go everyone enjoy more of these two plus Wanda
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The warm early summer breeze blew through the windows of Agatha's home. She requested if you weren't going to go outside at least keep the windows open so you could get some fresh air. So you did as asked and opened all of the living room windows and the back sliding glass door was opened all the way for a nice cross breeze to come through.
The calming sounds of animal crossing played through your switch lite as you lay tummy down on the expense and rather wide sectional Agatha had chosen for the living room. A pillow helped prop you up and various snacks adorned the square wooden coffee table along with three different half drunken drinks. Agatha always wanted you to have water especially as the summer months rolled around, but you insisted on also having some sort of juice for taste and an energy drink for caffeine. Agatha wasn't a fan of it, but you had promised to limit the intake to one and drink it slowly through the day with the others.
Agatha had been working from home a business meeting with Wanda which meant you were to be quiet and not bother her hence the switch, snacks, and drinks all in reach. Your mind completely focused on your game as you terraformed your island; your tongue poking out ever so slightly. You're so focused on your game you don't hear the two older women come down from the office or that Wanda is right in front of you until she's bending down. Her finger hooking under your chin,
“Milaya, is your game that enthralling you can't even get up to say goodbye?” Wanda's husky voice hits your ears and suddenly it feels ice cold in here. The rings on her fingers helped none with the cold feeling washing over you. Your voice sputters to form a sentence.
“Your baby really is so cute, Aggie. I love making her like this. You should reconsider letting me play with her.” Wanda cooed. Your body finally caught up, your switch flying from your hand, crashing back to the couch as you flung your body backwards to the corner of the sectional. Your body shook and breathing felt hard.
“Princess you're okay. Sorry Wands when she's engrossed in something if you get too close it scares her.” Wanda didn't acknowledge Agatha other than slowly approaching you,
“I'm sorry Detka. I didn't mean to scare you.” Wanda sat down near you, giving you enough space, holding out her hand as if you were a scared pup.
When your breathing evened you leaned over, setting your chin in her palm just as you would for Agatha. You eyes looking up at Wanda's sea green eyes, the more you looked the more it reminded you more of sea glass reflecting back at you. If Agatha's eyes were the ocean forever drowning you in love, Wanda's eyes were those small moments of joy you'd get when you'd find a really nice piece of sea glass.
You liked when Wanda would come by, Agatha had her over for work meetings, thought sessions, and dinners. You had heard stories that back when Wanda had first joined the company the two actually hated each other. You couldn't see that now with how close the two women were. Wanda was over here at least once a week if not more depending on that week's deadlines.
Being with Agatha for close to a year Wanda's presence had become just as comforting as Agatha's. You'd be lying to yourself if you said you hadn't thought about those ringed fingers deep inside your mouth or your sopping wet cunt. That accented voice giving commands from above as those green eyes looked more like black holes ready to swallow you whole.
Your help tilted slightly in Wanda's touch as the heat of your cheek warmed both her digits and rings up. One of your hands coming up to play with her rings. Wanda knew of your love of rings just as much as she loved them. She had given you a ring after coming back from a business trip. She had also gotten something for Agatha, but a ring felt intimate. You couldn't explain why and after she gave it to you it back one you wore almost daily. That was something Wanda had taken notice of and since then had made more and more advances towards you, but today it seemed all three of you were feeling bold.
You opened your mouth and let your lips wrap around her thumb, slowly taking it into your mouth as you watched the lust take over her features. Her other hand found its way to your thigh, rubbing and squeezing gently. You hadn't noticed Agatha until she was sitting just behind Wanda.
“I think she's ready, dear.” You heard Agatha's voice call out and your eyes moved to hers. A look you'd seen many times before.
“Peash Mama.” You managed to speak around Wanda's thumb who slowly let it slip back out.
“Please what princess? What is it you're asking?” Agatha did a little head tilt, feigning innocence as she did when she wanted you to use your words though they tend to slip away when you want something like this.
“Please Mommy want to be taken by both of you.” Your eyes pleaded with Agatha who you knew couldn’t resist that look; she never could.
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Drool ran down your chin to your neck and down the valley of your breasts before dripping off your nipple. A shiver was sent down your spine that was currently arched. Your mouth held open by Agatha’s strap, your favorite one hitting the back of your throat. Every thrust that Wanda was giving with her own strap made Agatha’s move back and forth. Gags and choked moans coming out of you which only produced more drool. Your mind was a hazy mess and you felt like you were swimming even more than usual which made sense with the added factor of Wanda.
“Oh Detka taking my cock so well, can’t wait to see you cum all over it.” Wanda’s breathy voice made it’s way to your ears. All you wanted to do was look back at the Sokovian, but with Agatha trapping you it wouldn’t be a thing anytime soon.
When Agatha finally did slip out of your mouth you took the opportunity to push yourself up into Wanda as your head hit the mattress. Your face turning so your could look at her with hair slicked back from sweat, hips hitting into you at a brutal pace. Her nails dug into your hips and the grip she had was sure to leave bruises, but none of it mattered to you.
Right now her being buried so deep inside felt amazing. The strap Wanda packed with felt just as good as the one you called your favorite. It filled you up in all the right spots. The loud moans and screams being freed from your mouth, her name spilling past your lips only pushed her further to the edge as you looked back up to Agatha who was watching the two of you. She was watching your pleasure, your pain and enjoyed every moment of it.
“Go on Princess. I know that look. Cum for Wanda.” Your head looked back to Wanda, normally Agatha’s permission was all you needed, but you had to ask,
“Can I Wanda? Can I please cum on your cock?” You asked. Her head snapping up, eyes meeting and you could see she was about to fall with you. The quick rise and fall of her chest, her eager thrusts, the grip tightening on your hips.
“Cum with me Milaya.” That was it the push over the edge that you needed. The coil finally snapping as you were sent over the edge with her deep thrusts. How did she manage to get deeper? You could feel yourself tighten around her. Effectively making her rut against you as she fell moments after you, moaning out in Sokovian, strings of expletive's you assumed as your head drowned in pleasure.
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“You did so good for me.” Wanda’s voice was softer than you’d ever heard before. You were cocooned against her, unwilling to let go. Agatha had gone of to get your aftercare items. Wanda’s fingers now without all her rings ran through your hair softly. Continued whispered praises until Agatha came back, breaking the bond of the two of you.
“Here princess drink.” Your tumblr you’d filled this morning with ice water was handed to you which you cradled against you. A few big sips and you were trying to hand it back off, but Wanda gently tapped your cheek.
“Few more Milaya.” She insisted, so you did until another gentle tap came. You looked up to see the red head with a smile on her face. “All done.” Her tone almost sounded as if she were talking to a child. Agatha took the bottle from you, setting it on the side table. You settled back in against Wanda as the two older women talked. The Sokovian’s fingers softly scratching at your scalp while Agatha’s fingers were drawing patterns in your back.
“It seems she likes you.” Agatha had a smile on her face, your eyes were closed, but you knew how her voice sounded when she was smiling. “You should join us more often.” The suggestion came and your ears perked up. You eyes fluttered open, looking up at Wanda who was looking down at you.
“Would you like that malyshka?” She asked you, your teeth finding their way to biting your bottom lip with a smile threatening to break your face as you nodded. Wanda smiled, pulling your bottom lip from the hold your teeth had on it. “Words krasivaya devushka.” Her thumb brushed your lips, they were calling your name once more taking it into your mouth, through your lashes you looked up at Wanda.
“Yesh peash.” You mumbled around her thumb. It was enough for the two older women who simply nodded at each other. It didn’t elude you when the two women shifted ever so slightly so their hands were touching. A smile on your face as your eyes closed and sleep soon took over with thoughts of a next time playing through your mind.
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cerxei · 9 months
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WANDAVISION for @mcuchallenge
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chaosvillainy · 7 months
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*Y/N and Strange watching Scarlet Witch from a distance*
Y/N: That’s her. That’s the girl I have a crush on.
Y/N: Thoughts?
Strange: …
Strange: And prayers, girl.
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neverfindmegone · 3 months
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female awesome meme: (9/10) antagonists: Agatha Harkness » WandaVision
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lovelyy-moonlight · 5 months
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NEW | ‘WandaVision’ Gag Reel.
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chonkymoth · 5 months
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I'd like to present an idea to the masses...........
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cissa-calls · 2 days
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Countdown to Agatha: Day 780
Wanda: *crying* “I’m of no use besides spreading destruction and chaos whether I want to or not!”
Y/N: “Wanda, you’re so much more than that! Everyday you prove it in so many different ways”
Agatha: “Yeah! Like when I got my head stuck in the bannister and you blew it apart!”
Wanda: “But- but- but- That’s DESTRUCTIVE” *sobs*
Y/N, to Agatha: “Would it have killed you to say anything about her caring or creative habits?”
Agatha: “….but the violent ones are my favorite” *tears up*
Y/N: “Good thing I brought the “should be reserved for conversations in therapy” tissues”
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billykcplan · 5 months
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Kathryn Hahn as Agatha Harkness and Joe Locke as "Teen" in the first look at "Agatha" spinoff.
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marvelladiesdaily · 8 months
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Hello, dear. I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right. My right, not yours.
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i-like-superheros · 1 month
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Love this parallel
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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months
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Agatha knocks and a groggy Y/N answers…
Agatha: morning neighbor. Have a great Halloween?
Y/N: yeah you could say that
Agatha: did the kids keep you up all night?
Y/N: well…
Wanda walks up in only Y/N’s shirt…
Wanda: detka are you coming back to- oh uhh…hey Agatha
Agatha:
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wandamaximoffsbadgirl · 2 months
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~Masterlist~
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I write for Marvel Women, including Wanda, Natasha, Carol, Valkyrie, Kate, Yelena, Darcy, Agatha and Peggy
I will write from Fem and GN reader perspective. Will write GP.
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