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#Again idk he's the one that started being so nice i couldnt just not
jadeneppy · 1 year
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WHEEEEE
#can i please just have a crush that ISNT my boss#LIKE AAAAAAAAA HES MY TYPE HES SILLY AND GGGRRRR BARK BARK#NO WAY IN HELL IM GOIJ OUT EITH HIM THO CUZ OVI POWER IMBALANCE AND HHH#i almost gave away that i like him romantically to my coworkers by rambling about what i like about him#like they were talkin about how hes intimidating only when u first meet him#and my coworker goes 'yeah when i started talking to him i realized hes just a big teddy bear'#AND I HAD TO SUPRESS MY URGE TO AGREE AND RAMBLE BECAUSE EA AAAAAAAAA#why do i always have to be atracted to those i cant be romantically involved with qwq#hes seen my cry so many times from stress and one day he finally gave me a hug and hhhh hhhhh hhhh i just yeah i just hhhhh#i just fell for him more like at first i was just infatuated with him n i told myself that after that period is over like always id be done#BUT AAAAAAAAAAA#im just so use to feelin comfortable around him and its makin me CRAZY#im so touch starved n when he gives me hugs i just feel so much better its so nice but im so scared that if i let him know... its gonna end#i hste being alone and i always feel like a bother but idk lookin for someone on dsting apps is different#i went on a date a week ago and it was so awkward cux ii was the only one talkin and being looked at gives me anxiety#i couldnt even look my dste in the eye half the time and i was so out of it my verbal tics were goin crazy and i was just messin up words n#onve again the lonley should take me already im suffering so much#ALSO IF UR LOOKIN AT MY BLOG AGAIN LEAVE I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT LEAVE ME ALONE#i would so fuckin name drop but grrrrr#not mutuals or followers#you've hurt me enough and i know how much you hate me already god#i wanted to be friends still but idk after u and ur s/o told me to kill myself and then said it was funny to make me worry for your safety#only to accuse me more it kinda hit hard how much we drifted#xzzt
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missdictatorme · 2 years
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Limitless - Chapter 7 - Moon Knight 🌙✨
Pairings: Jake Lockley x F!Reader, Steven Grant x F!Reader, Marc Spector x F!Reader  
Genre: Fluff 💛 Smut 🌝 in later chapters
Summary: After you break up with your cheating boyfriend you move to another part of town. Being single while carrying a child under your heart is hard, but you recieve help and support from the most unexpected person, your grumpy neighbour.  
Warnings: Marc is a sneaky bitch, we love it, drama entered the chat
English is not my first language: don’t like - don’t read
A/N: thank you for your patience, i know this took a while, sorry about that!
Thank you for your feedback on my work, I truly love all of you babes 💛
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Chapter 6 - Chapter 8
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Falling asleep was not an easy task for you that night. Not because you didn't like laying in Jake's arms, but because it felt too good. He was almost naked and you were only wearing a thin top and a pair of shorts, and there was so much skin contact it made your head spin.
Oh, fuck, his hot skin felt good against yours. You could get used to this. You laying against his chest as he is hugging you from behind, keeping you and the baby close and safe.
For some reason the word 'daddy' was playing on repeat in your head and you moved a little backwards to be even closer to him if it was possible, arching your back a little so the curve of your ass fit nicely against his crotch. You know. Completely innocently.
In response the man laying behind you let out a soft grunt in his sleep and his hold just under your belly grew a little stronger.
You smiled and sighed happily, the feeling of his chest rising and falling against your back lulled you slowly to sleep.
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'Fuck, are we dreaming?' - Marc moaned as he watched themselves kissing the side of your neck while you laid on your back on the bed.
You smiled at them and leaned closer to them, kissing their lips while one of their hands caressed your tummy under your shirt.
'I hope the fuck not.' - Steven replied, feeling as the same hand slipped down between your legs, making you bite down on their lower lip.
"Need you." - you whined against their mouth as you licked their tongue and they smiled as they caressed you through your panties. - "Need all of you."
"We're here, mi vida. We're all here to take care of you." - Jake promised in a whisper as he hungrily kissed you again, devouring your mouth and swallowing your moans as he started rocking his bulge against the side of your hip.
This couldn't be a dream. This one felt too good. Too intense. Too real. They could even smell your hair, the sweet scent brutally attacked their senses as they buried their face in it, while they decided to play a little with your nipples, not wanting to rush things and even feeling bold enough to maybe try and make you beg a little more. So their hand slipped up on your body and you arched your back as you pushed your chest more into their palm as they kneeded your full breast through your thin shirt. They could feel your hard nipple against their hand and the thought of sucking it and playing it with their tongue made them thrust their hips harder against your hip.
"Fuck!" - Jake moaned and he opened his eyes to lean up and kiss your mouth, but instead of the side of your face, he saw the back of your head and instead of the room being lit with the morning sunrays, it was pitch black.
He frowned and looked down seeing that his hand was grasping your breast and his rock hard, boxer covered cock was pushed against your ass so hard it would defintely slipped inside one of your holes if both of you were naked.
"Mierda!" - he practically ripped himself away from you like your body suddenly burned his and he sat up quickly, looking over your shoulder to see your face.
Your eyes were shut close and soft snores could be heard from you, making Jake relax a little.
'So, it was a dream.' - Marc said disappointed.
'No wonder it felt so real, would you look at that.' - Steven said and their gaze traveled down to your chest, seeing your nipples were practically piercing through the material of your shirt.
"Fuck, I need to... ugh!" - Jake got up from the bed quickly and hurried to the bathroom, ripping off his boxer briefs and jumping in the shower.
'For fuck's sake, she's right there, what the fuck?' - Marc growled.
"Que?! You want me to jack off right beside her?!" - Jake asked as he shut his eyes tight as the water started to flow and he grabbed his cock, immediately setting a fast and hard pace.
'No. I want you to climb back to bed, take her clothes off and fuck her already!'
Jake shook his head, trying to concentrate on his fast approaching orgasm.
"No. Don't wanna scare her off."
'Dude. I felt her rocking back against us.' - Marc said.
"What?"
'I think I felt it too.' - Steven said.
'She's dripping wet, man, her pussy needs to be stuffed with a big fat cock, fucking as many orgasms out of that hot body as possible.' - Marc growled.
'Maybe she was just dreaming too.' - Steven sighed.
'So? Doesn't change the fact that if you wake her up now her hole would be so soaked and needy she'd beg you to fuck her through the bed.'
"Fuck! FUCK!" - Jake growled and bit the inside of the arm he was leaning against the wall with while his other hand worked to prolong his orgasm.
'Pussy.' - Marc spat and disappeared from their head.
'If you keep this up, he's gonna make the first move and you're gonna regret it.' - Steven said then it was all quiet in Jake's head.
"Pendejos." - Jake growled and quickly washed his body with cool water and the new shower gel Marc bought, then he walked back in the bedroom.
He watched your sleeping form, trying to decide to lay back next to you or go to the couch instead. He wanted nothing more than to join you again, wrap his arms around you and hold you close to him, where all three of them thought you belonged.
It was scary how quickly you fit into their lives. Before they met you they were impossibly lonely, with Jake working as a cab driver since Steven was no longer in the museum and Marc had not yet figured out what to do since he's no longer a mercenary and Khonshu's toy. Steven kept the apartment clean and Marc usually did the grocery shopping and took care of the official stuff. They all switched fronting if they wanted to let off some steam or have some fun, like Jake went to baseball games, Steven visited libraries and book stores and Marc went to the cinema when a new action movie or thriller was out. They lived in harmony yet their lives felt miserable without real friends or a partner. Sure they had pals, but none of them knew about their mental illness, they didn't hang out with them much so they won't start asking too personal questions.
One day they were lonely and miserable and on the next one a new neighbour moved in the building and moved into their hearts.
You were caring, kind and funny and while they were careful to not fall easily for anyone, because the chances of a relationship working out for all three of them was quite slim, you had them wrapped around your finger in no time.
Jake really wanted this to work out. You were not just a temporary fling, he didn't only want you to satisfy his carnal needs, he wanted you to be by his side everytime, he wanted to wake up next to you on the mornings and lay down with you on the evenings.
He knew Marc wanted this too, and he understood why he was so impatient. Marc was always better at picking up women, he spent the most time fronting, and while Jake was not shy by all means, he only ever cared enough to pay for hookers. He really didn't have any experience with relationships and he didn't want you to think he only wants sex from you.
So when he watched your sleeping form, and his gaze wandered over your smooth legs and arms as they were illuminated by the moonlight, he knew he made the right decision when he turned around and spent the rest of the night on the couch.
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You woke up in the morning with a groan, trying to roll on your back and stretch a little in a weak attempt to make the pain you felt in your lower back go away.
You sat up awkwardly and rubbed the spot with both hands while you turned to look at the other side of the bed which was empty. You sniffed the air and could smell a familiar delicious scent, so you got up, slipped on your flip flops and made your way to the kitchen.
"Buenos días, princesa!" - Jake greeted you with a smile as he served the food on the two plates on the kitchen table. - "I made Spanish Omelette again. I didn't burn it this time." - he winked as he put the frying pan back to the stove then pulled out a chair and gestured for you to sit down.
Okay, so he’s back to normal. You kinda wished he was still being bossy like last night.
"Good morning. That's good to hear." - you smiled as you sat down slowly, hissing quietly in pain.
"Mi amor? What's wrong?" - Jake asked, putting his hand on your shoulder to caress it gently.
"Back pain. Don't worry, it's normal after I wake up."
Jake crouched down next to you and slipped his hand on your lower back and started massaging it gently.
"Aquí?"
You reached back and guided his hand to the point where it hurt the most. As his fingers started to push into your skin you let out a moan that was between painful and relieved.
"Fuck, right there." - you put your elbows on the table and leaned your face into your hands.
"Se siente bien?" - Jake asked.
You didn't reply, but since you weren't complaining either, he continued to massage you.
After a few minutes you leaned back and smiled at him.
"What would I do without you?" - you asked with a dreamy sigh.
Jake smiled and stood up, cupping your face while his thumb softly caressed your cheek, then he went to the other side of the table to sit down.
"You'd probably go wandering around town during the nights."
You rolled your eyes and grabbed the fork and started eating.
"You're lucky it's delicious, or else I'd throw it in your face. And I wasn't 'wandering around' I just went to the closest store that sells ice-cream."
"Which reminds me: I bought a box of lemon and strawberry flavoured for you, it's in the freezer." - Jake said casually as he pointed towards the fridge.
When you didn't respond, he looked up from his plate and he lifted one of his eyebrows when you kept staring at him.
"What?"
You shook your head and kept on the dreamy face.
"Your future wife is going to be so lucky."
Jake's heart skipped a beat at that and your statement paired with your admiring expression made him smile.
'Hopefully that wife will be you.' - he heard Steven's voice in his head.
"What do you mean?"
"You guys are always make things so easy for me. You make me breakfast, you drive me to my appointments, you help me do the grocery shopping... Meanwhile my ex snapped at me when I asked him to take out the trash." - you rolled your eyes.
"Sounds like a real asshole." - Jake said after a moment. He needed a few seconds to calm himself down when he pictured you doing everything around the house when you were in the most delicate months of your pregnancy.
"He is." - you sighed. - "Then I found out he was cheating on me and it was the easiest decision of my life to pack my things and leave. I mean, he was so different at the beginning, then I guess he just took me for granted and I realized too late that I would never want a man like him to be the father of my child." - you said as you caressed your tummy.
As Jake watched you, with your messy hair, cozy clothes while you looked down at your baby bump with a bittersweet smile, he realized he would literally kill someone to be able to turn back time, knock your ex's teeth out, steal you from him and make love to you over and over again so you could be sitting here carrying his child. Not that he won't love this one with his whole heart. But he wants to experience what it's like to see you swell with his child inside you too.
"You made the right decision leaving him. We'll always be here to help you, you know." - Jake reassured you, and the sincerity in his eyes turned your smile into a honest one.
"I know."
After you two finished breakfast, you started sniffing the air with a small frown on your face. For some reason your smelling became more sensitive during your pregnancy and ever since you sat down you could smell something citrus-y, but with the omelette right in front of you, the eggs kinda overpowered the smell. But now that the food was gone you swore you could smell it. It was a fresh lemon-lime combo with some sweet undertone, and it was heavenly.
As Jake stood up with his plate and walked next to you to take yours too, you closed your eyes and subtly took in a deeper breath through your nose.
Oh fuck, it was him.
You smelled it stronger and when he walked to the counter to wash the dishes, the scent lingered for a few seconds before it became faint again.
You licked your lips and stood up, slowly walking behind Jake. You carefully leaned closer to his neck and sniffed him, just when he took a small step backwards and bumped into you, making him jump.
"Dios mío, mi amor, estás bien?" - he asked as he looked you over and put his hands on your baby bump.
"Huh?”
"What were you doing behind me?"
"Nothing."
He raised an eyebrow at your quick reply and you smiled shyly.
"Can I... can I just...?" - you trailed off and got on your tiptoes to lean closer to his neck again and inhaled deeply.
You let out a satisfied hum and when you looked up at him, there was a small smirk on his face.
"Smell something you like, sweetheart?"
"Hey, Marc." - you greeted him with a smile. - "Sorry, you just smell like lemon."
"Oh? Do I smell like a big bowl of lemon ice-cream you just wanna devour?" - he wiggled his eyebrows, making you giggle.
'Puta madre, I'm gonna...!'
"It's just the new bodywash Marc bought!" - Steven said quickly after he fronted to stop Jake from committing murder.
"Hey, Steven." - you greeted him too, when you heard the accent change.
"Good morning, love, you slept good?" - he asked as he caressed your tummy.
"Yeah." - you leaned a little closer to his chest and took a deep breath again. - "Sorry, you guys just smell too good." - you put your hands around his neck and leaned your head on his shoulder as you started swaying, making Steven chuckle.
"You wanna dance, so you can keep smelling us?"
"Maybeee."
Steven sneaked his arms around your waist and pulled you closer, and started humming softly as you swayed back and forth in a slow rhythm.
'You're welcome, guys. Now she thinks we're a big lemon she can make love to.'
'Idiota.'
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Later that day you were chilling on your couch, reading online about pregnancy and childbirth, while the boys were at work. After each article you read the comments too to see what other mothers agreed with and what they thought was bullshit.
You smiled when you saw pictures of small babies dressed in cute dresses, either sleeping or smiling into the camera. You couldn't wait until you can dress up your daughter too. You made a promise to not buy too much stuff that is pink, you were sure some friends of yours are gonna give you clothes and toys their babies used to wear but grew out of and most of them will be pink or purple.
You were slowly approaching the 8th month, and you thought you should buy one or two clothes for the baby. Sure, you won't know her size until she was born, but you gotta dress her into something when you bring her home and you were sure you won't be able to go shopping in the first few days. You realized you didn't even bought her anything besides the furnitures in the nursery.
Geez, okay, the boys weren't home, but you suddenly got hyped up when you thought about buying her blankets, pillows, plushies, a night light, dresses, and toys. And if you finish quickly they won't even notice you were gone. You just hide all the stuff in the nursery.
About an hour later you found yourself in the baby section of a local supermarket, holding a cute white onesie with little yellow moons and stars on it. You giggled and put it over your tummy.
"What do you think? Is the size good?" - you asked as you looked down, then you frowned when you heard a man speak from next to you.
"Kinda hard to tell until they are born, don't you think?"
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'You're sweating our asses off, just buy a bottle of water or something already, before you pass out!' - Steven scolded Jake as the latter squirmed in the leather seat, fanning himself.
The air conditioner in his taxi broke and he tried to fan himself with a newspaper.
"Dios mío, fine, just stop bitching!" - he snapped as he drove to the nearest supermarket. He found a parking spot and after climbing out of the car he wiped his forehead and readjusted his Ray-Bans as he made his way through the parking lot.
'Whoa, hold up, is that Y/N?' - Marc asked as he took over the control over the head and eyes to turn them towards your direction, so the others can see you too.
Jake frowned and Steven let out a confused grunt when they saw you walking out of the supermarket with a man they've never seen before, carrying bags.
'Who is that?'
'Let me front, Jake.'
Jake didn't respond just watched as the guy lead you to a car and when he told you something you threw your head back and laughed loudly.
'Jake.'
He watched as you both climbed in the car and he drove the car out of the parking lot, turning towards where you two lived.
'Jake!'
Jake turned back and hurried back to his taxi, then he slammed the door shut and started the car, driving after the douchebag's car like a madman.
'Wait mate. I don't think it's her ex. She hates his guts, and she seemed...'
'Seemed pretty fucking comfortable with that fucker, yeah.' - Marc cut off Steven. - 'Jake, let me front before you do something you may regret later!'
Jake tried to stay calm. He really did. Maybe it was just a friend of yours, maybe he just offered to take you home. His hands gripped the wheel tighter when he stopped a little further away from the apartment complex you two lived at and watched as the guy helped you bring inside the bags.
Jake waited and waited, hoping the guy comes out alone and drives the fuck off, but when he checked the time he realized that half an hour have passed already and he was still in your flat.
'Why don't we just go up and knock? That way we can find out what the hell is going on.' - Steven suggested.
'Maybe we won't like what we see, buddy.' - Marc warned him.
Jake was thinking a same. While he wanted to believe it was just a random friend of yours you bumped into, he was terrified of the possibility that he was something more to you.
Suddenly an elderly couple approached the car.
"Hello there! Are you free?" - the man asked with a friendly smile and Jake looked up once more to your window before he nodded and greeted them back.
Maybe he should try and calm down first before he goes up and checks out what was going on.
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Hours have passed and his shift ended ten minutes ago, but Jake was still too pussy to start the car and go home.
'It's okay, I bet he's not there anymore. We just casually bring up that we saw her with a guy and ask who he is. Simple.' - Steven came up with a game plan.
'Then we scold her why she was doing the grocery shopping without us. Again.' - Marc added and finally Jake smiled a little as he started the car.
It seemed like it was taking forever for the elevator to go up to the fifth floor, but when Jake finally stepped out of it, he needed to take a deep breath, before he approached your door.
They couldn't see the guy's car outside, but the parking lot was full, so the boys were still a little tense.
Just when he was about to knock, he heard some noise coming from inside. He frowned and put his ear against the door to hear it better.
In that moment he wished he just jumped out of the car earlier that afternoon and fucking beated that guy until he was a bloody mess.
Needy moans could be heard through the door and Jake's stomach flipped, making him feel like he's about to throw up.
'Kick down that fucking door right now!' - Marc yelled in his head. - 'He's fucking our girl!'
'She was never ours, mate.' - Steven reminded them defeated.
Jake's face contracted in hurt and anger and he teared himself away from the door furiously, ignoring the elevator, choosing to run down the stairs instead. He couldn't go back to his apartment, knowing what is happening in yours.
'I fucking told you to make a move and you refused, now look what happened!' - Marc shouted at him angrily from the reflection of the rearview mirror after Jake climbed inside.
"And what do you want me to do now, huh?! Beat the guy up in front of her? Would that make her ours?!" - Jake shouted back and started driving.
He didn't know where he wanted to go, he only knew it must be the furthest away from that place.
He could still hear as your moans that you tried to held back fall through the door, telling him enough what was going on on the other side.
'I can't believe we managed to fuck this up too. Nothing ever works out for us.' - Steven said with teary eyes and both Marc and Jake felt even angrier.
He was right. They were just huge losers, who were dreaming about happiness, which they'll never be able to reach.
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heesbaby · 2 months
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OMG JAKEYN FLIRTINGGG⁉️⁉️🔪😭 THE SLOW BURN IS SLOW BURNINGGGG🙏🙏 CINNA U R SLAYING EXPONENTIALLY LEFT NO CRUMBS DELICIOUS SCRUMPTIOUS AND EVERY OTHER WORD THERE IS THAT MEANS SLAY? LIKE LEAVE SMTG FOR US TO EAT⁉️ ALSO HELP I FELL DOWN IN THE RESTROOM AND MY LEG IS NOT WORKING😭😭 WOULD BE BETTER IF I KMS LIKE ACTUALLY IT HURTS SMMMMM AAAA ANYWAYSSSSS AND WHY ARE PPL ATTACKING MY ANGEL RIGHT WHEN I GO TO SLEEP😨😤
NO STOP I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO OUT TODAY AND COULDNT BCOS OF MY STUPID LEG AND TOMORROW THERES AN EVENT IN MY CITY THT I RLLY WANT TO GO TO UGH I HOPE ILL BE ABLE TO GO ☹️
ALSO NON-WHITEWASHED JAY⁉️
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on my knees rn. I need him in ways that is actually offensive to feminism.😭😭
my life is shit actually. Buttt I like smone(don’t tell Jay) he’s so cute I can’t and he’s really nice too🤭🤭 I feel like crying my period came and it hurts so baddd 😭😭😭 and then there is this guy threatening me like back tf off?? Bro I’m a black belt in taekwondo so not scared of u sorry. (He is a bit creepy tho at times) anyway sorry for litch rally ranting😭 and NOT ASKING ABOUT YOU??? how are you girly? did you take enough rest today? if not pls do🙏🙏 I promise you that ur doing amazinggggg so many ppl on this app love you! Me too! do NOT take stress on posting my love,yeah?
ALSO SHOULD I MAKE THE FIRST MOVE ON THIS GUY I FEEL LIKE I WANT TO BUT AT THE SAME TIME NOT IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE😭 also just realised 😭 is my most used emoji like? I need to chill tf out bro. I feel like the guy is too good for me and he deserved better than me? Idk I just feel very insecure 😕 ugh I hate feeling insecure🙄🫠 enough abt meeee
omg ur one of the best writers on enhablur I can’t even make that up like⁉️ okay take as much rest as you need and drink enough water AND REMEMBER THAT WE LOVE YOUUU🫶🏻🫶🏻 again sorry for the rant oml I need to learn to keep my mouth shut 🤐 sorry for boring you. Sending love from my corner of the Internet byee💗💗💕
also I love this emoji🐸 idk just wanted to say that LIKE ITS SAUR CUTEEE (like youuu) omg is jakes rizz influencing me? ( sorry cinnas man🫡)
Ok byeeee love youuuu
ok bff let me unpack all of this I feel like I got whiplash reading this ask so much is going on 😭😭😭😭
1) THANKU SM I’m so glad ur enjoying after hours it makes me so so happy 🤍🤍🤍
2) I hope ur leg is ok now omg u gotta be careful angel 🤍
3) jay is so gorgeous he’s literally glowing I love that man so much genuinely would do anything for him id sell my soul for him 🫶
4) u like someone??? that’s so cute omg I hope it works out well with them !!!! and fuck whoever is being rude to u wtf
5) I’m ok just v v tired atm and super sick but only one more day to go then the weekend so I’ve got this !!
6) if u like him then make a move!! what’s the worst that could happen? you’ll never know until u try 🫶 trust me,,,, at the start my man was so shy and hardly made any moves but he got more confident and finally now he’s super affectionate etc hehe 🌟
7) ilysm have the best day ever 🤍🤍🤍
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fcknstar · 11 months
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,, what i need to do "
harryosborn x gen!reader
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a.n : uhhh uhhhh uhh idk how to feel abt this lmaooo
warnings : idk how to uhh specify, jealousy
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looking at photographs of you thats pasted around his dorm room, harry couldnt help but sigh. hed broken up with you just due to long distance and couldn't bear knowing how youd stay up late at night to call him, how worried youd be if he doesnt reply on time ; not that you needed him to reply straight away, but at least needed answer within a day or so so youd know hes safe. harry didnt want to carry the burden of making you facing such conditions just for him. this led him to make choices he wished didnt force him.
after breaking up, there was a mutual agreement between you two that it was fine if either of you started talking to someone else, or even start dating. harry swore that his heart wont start swelling at the thought of you at someones side. you looking at another guy the way you used to. the kind of dress you wore for him. whether hes holding onto you so tight.
so, why did it hurt and stun harry after watching your recent instagram story thats filled with pictures of you and another guy. surely you two were just friends, he reassured himself. he had to wait just a few more months to be out of this hellhole and see you, even if it meant as friends.
harry wouldn't admit it ever, but he was sure he was getting obsessed with the idea of you loving him all over again, tryinv his best to relive the moments you shared with him. and he wanted it, even if it meant hurting you and the people around you. he had wrapped his heart around you so tight like an elastic band that if he tried to let go, it would be difficult for him to embed his soul to one like how he had previously embedded his soul into yours.
after finally reaching new york, he realized how there was a new superhero in town who goes by the name of ‘ spiderman ‘ and god oh god does he give people hope. he wished spiderman was there to give him the same hope he gave others. he hoped and prayed to the stars that you and that guy had nothing serious. he really didnt want to but it was as if his heart pulled him, and his legs led him back to your apartment, it being a regular thing where hed come over with a snack, a drink or even a meal to make sure you werent starving.
lifting his fist and landing it on your door, you opened the door not even a second after he had knocked once.
“ oh god- harry? oh my god! “ you looked even more pretty in person, you had really nice layers which shaped your face well, you had a more elegant style then you had the last time he saw you. jumping into his arms, he caught you like a feather.
“ oh god ive missed you- so so much! why didnt you tell me that you were coming back? “ you whispered. its been such a long time youve seen harry. by the looks of it, he had ditched that gel and let his hair roam free. his hair wasnt totally parted by the side, probably in between side and middle parting. he looks the same with sharper features which suited him. it was as if you were looking at an old picture of him.
“ hi (name). ive missed you too. sorry i came here unannounced-”
“ (name) ? who is this? “ a curious voice broke the comfortable yet needed silence that had to sail the boat gently. it was the same guy he saw on your story.
releasing you from his grasp, harry stood at the side as he felt like an intruder.
“ oh theo, this is the guy live been telling you about, harry. “ you offered a smile, walking up towards him while bringing harry to theo.
you told theo about harry? was it good things that shaped the guy he was, like how he was rich and was the son of a ceo who owned a big company, how he was arrogant but liked to spend money like water on whoever? or was it bad things that left you up at night crying, like how hed left you and broke up with you with a pathetic excuse.
" nice to meet you harry! " theo offered a hand to harry and harry accepted out of unwillingness.
harry became bitter instantly but forced a tight smile which you easily recognized. your smile dropping as soon as you realized what was happening.
" you too. i should get going, dont want to.. uh interrupt you guys. " harry was about to walk away when theo suggested that-
" harry can join us for lunch, right (name)? " you didnt want to make it seem like you hated harry all of the sudden but agreed. you knew how harry would act around new guys you met and didnt want it to repeat because you thought that had something good that you ware able to keep for a while.
harry looked pleased with your answer and followed you and theo to the cafe down the block. you and harry caught up with theo who seemed like he was enjoying the interaction you both had. theo was there when harry broke up with you and comforted you throughout, while not picking sides because he knew better. and you loved theo for that. although you still had feelings for harry the same way he still had feelings for you, you didnt want to ruin the spark you felt with theo. you saw harry in theo but less of a rich city boy. theo was hardworking due to growing in a poor family but persevereed until he found himself at a well paying job that allowed him to treat you whenever without forgetting to send money to his very own family. harry on the other hand was hardworking despite growing up in a rich family and was able to have everything he wanted. but having no one to be around for him or even get him gifts he found interests in, he would spend his money spending time with you and even buy you gifts hed know youd definitely like. you just didnt know who to choose, the two boys had great qualities but would be unfair to theo considering he may start seeing you as someone who values money more than love even though you pushed theos offers of getting you something.
" ill go pay first, you two talk or something. " you sighed contently after eating you desert.
both boys nodding at your instruction.
" so.. (name).. you like her? " harry smiled welcomingly, his calm expression masking his jealousy.
" you like her dont you? " a tinge of jealousy breaking through his question and his eyebrow rose.
" woah no i dont, i have well moved on, theo. i was just asking because im curious. besides you two look like a good pair dont you think? " harry laughed while turning around to have a glance at you, where you waited patiently to get in the front of the line.
" i don't know.. i dont want it to be a one person thing you know? im afraid that she cant let go of the past or something. " theo sent a sad smile. harry took it to his advantage.
" well, she is hot. not only that but shes like the definition of heaven on earth, shes kind and sweet. we compliment each other and it was really thoughtful that you were here for her when i werent. youve done.. a good job. but i can do better. "
theo was speechless, he didnt know what to think and had his mouth apart slightly. his eyes darkening before smiling innocently.
when you came back, you noticed theo frozen in his thoughts, trapped in his own world.
" theo, you alright? " you were going to place a hand on his shoulder to shake him but harrys voice stopped you, his eyes focused on you hand which neared theos shoulder.
" hes alright. we were just talking and he remembered that he needed to meet him mother urgently, but he didnt know how to break the news to you. " harry pouted, eyes glaring at theo.
" oh right yea- "
" what? i thought you said that today was the only free day you had? and that your mom was going to your grandmas? " your shoulders slumped.
" yea but my mom needs me and you know i cant deny her. ill make it up to you! " theos last statement made harry snap his neck towards him. it was obvious that harry was starting to get angry, but tried to calm himself down when he tried to conclude theos next move.
theo then scrambled to find his wallet, pulling a couple of bucks to repay you. before you could even answer, theo dashed out of the cafe leaving you and harry alone. alone at last.
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neville-is-my-husband · 6 months
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Its ok
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summary: Every one expects Ron to have a high body count. But when y/n starts dating him she finds out that Ron is acually a virgin. And Ron wants y/n to change that.
Warnings: P in v. Flusterd Ron. Swering(Im sorry idk if thers more)
Not profread ups.
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Everyone expected ron to have had alot of sex with alot of girls. But little did they know that Ron was a virgin. Ron was scared to tell anyone cuss what Will they say? Every time a girl asked ron for sex he would just say "im not in the mood". So when y/n started dating ron she thougt it was wierd how Ron never would be even a little intimate with her.
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one day y/n decided she would make the move herself so when Ron was busy rambeling abt some quidditch stuff she took the change and straddled him and started kissing his neck.
"And then uh-i mm" Ron started stuttering.
"What is it Ronnie?" She asked. "Its just-i um"
"Ugh Come on Ronnie you never touch me Come on" y/n whined. All of a sudden rons face became redder than his hair(ik its orange but what ever) "what?" Y/n asked "its just that ummm....im a virgin a-and im scared im gonna do something wrong..." y/n was suprised she didnt expect ron to be a virgin. Every one wanted to have sex with him. "Oh im sorry..I didnt know" ...."y/n?" "Yea?""i want you to be my first." Y/ns heart was beating really fast. Y/n couldnt belive it her boyfriend Ron wealsey griffendoors prefect wanted HER to take HIS virginety. "I Mean umm like rhigt now??" " yes"
"But umm can we talk first?" Ron asked "sure" y/n answerd.
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After talking for a while (abt safe word and stuff) y/n had started kissing rons neck again. Ron wimperd and moaned every time y/n would kiss his sweet spot and y/n found it adoreble.
After some time of making out y/n pulled away to pull her shirt over her head."bloody hell" ron said and y/n could feel ron getting Hard instanly.
Ron proceeded to pull of his shirt and pants. Ron blushed when y/n told him how good he looked. Ron didnt. Even notice how y/n had taken her skirt of .y/n started grinding her hips against rons. "Bloody hell that feels so good" ron moaned. "Yea? You like it like this huh? being a pretty little mess under me?" "Fuck yea"
"Y/n please" ron whined "pls what" "please i wanna be inside you" and thats what happended. Y/n quickly pulled of her panties and unclapsed her bra. "Fucking hell your hot" ron said."mm thanks Ronnie " y/n said while pulling rons boxers of. Y/ns jaw dropped holy shit his cock looked good it was pink and dripping with pre cum and it was fucking huge.
"Y/n?" "...yes darling?" "Dont we like need to warm up?" Ron asked "oh yea" "umm well what do you want to do?" "Can you ride My face?"
Fuck y/n almost came by hearing those words.
Y/n quicky got up and hoverd over rons face. Ron moaned by the sight of her.
Y/n loverd her self slowly to not suffocate him.
Its was a little wierd at first but Ron quickly found out how to make y/n feel very nice.
Just as y/n was getting close she pulled of rons face.
"Wha-" rons question was interupted with a moan as you slowly slipped down on his cock.
It was a good stretch but not paniful.y/n quicky found a good pace and started riding ron.
The room was full of moans both rons and y/ns.
Soon y/n was cumming on rons cock she quickly got off of rons cock and him in her mouth"mmm fuck im cumming" ron moaned and then his load spilled down y/ns throat. They both layed down to catch their breath. Y/n moved over to ron and he wrapped his arms around her.
And then they fell asleep in eachothers arms.
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crows-canvas · 1 month
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Spirit of Justice playthrough post
So I'm currently playing SoJ (duh) and I'll just… use this as a little live reaction thing cus idk
Like omg a magatama bun (im kinda way past this but not too far, just started the trial)
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Also what is up with AA and setting up kids as murderers 😭😭 Like first you have Edgeworth way back in DL-6, then there was Ema back in in SL-9, we had a lucky skip in JfA so congratulations JfA, ALMOST had it be Pearl during Bridge to Turnabout (with the whole masterplot thing), Turnabout Serenade was SO bullshit (i had fun though, seeing 3D orange Gavin was funny), then you had UR-1 being the most fucked up of it all.
And now from what I learned the YOUNGEST defendant to date. He is nine years old!!! His crime is swindling tourists out of easy money at most!!!
But anyway. I forgot when I started SoJ I put Nick in the Furio costume and i got jumpscared
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Looks good though.
woahh this looks cool
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Cant believe im facing Gaspen though, who let his ass be Chief Prosecutor
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Like what the fuck are you WEARING why is your suit made out of gold!!!
“D-Don't lump me in with that lawyer!” Ahlbi im trying to help you… what happened to being nice because of Maya :(
RAYFA IS SO MEAN “The words of a lowly worm such as that are not worth troubling yourselves over.” GIRL 😭
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YAYYYYYYY
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*long drag from a cigarette* here we go again
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“Not this time” he thinks 💀
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“Phew. Well, I'm glad to hear that. I thought I'd have to reassess my assessment of your sanity for a second there…” LFMAOOO
This was incredibly funny btw she tried so hard to damn Phoenix 😭 “heh, that’ll show him…” and he just, “…yeah still just a kid.” (She’s 14)
Why have weird girl assistant when you have weird girl antagonist
Girl what the fuck
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Cant believe i had to point out what a fucking circuit box is but anyway
I bet this dahmalan is the real murder weapon considering that he holds a different one in the trial as the victim was holding the treasure box
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So if the victim had the treasure box then obviously, it couldnt have been the weapon
Yeah i fucking knew it
Oh i cant post anymore images.. sad
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ickyyuckyugygrl · 14 days
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Someone tell me if im overreacting
Im with this one guy and he says he loves me right? but then the first while we were together he told one of my best friends he loved her eyes and that her eyes were his favorite thing to look into. (well we are together he has done all of this well we are together) i confronted him he apologized he said he wouldnt do it again We planned a date he then invited her to go with us without asking me first I confronted him he apologized and said he would communicate more clearly then he invited her to his house without telling me first, she was the one who told me she was there, then they both didnt reply to me for 3 hours, he ended up telling me she just wanted to talk to his mom ab some of her problems i asked her about it she said she didnt end up talking to her and she got mad at me accusing me of being suspicious and said she wasnt going to deal with it, i never even said anything back i just said it was nice they were able to hang out, i apologized to her and said i wasnt suspicious i did not really confront him on this the day before my birthday i introduced him to another one of my friends, that same night at 4 am he invited her to hang out with him alone she declined and told me i asked him about it and he said he was just bored and wanted to see if someone could come out next he asks the first girl to ask me when i was ready to have s3x with him, i was upset because we had been dating for a little over a month at this point i was a little hurt he didnt ask me privately but i was too scared to bring it up i found out he was telling things i was privately telling him to the girl as well next i find out he has told her that he originally had a crush on her but because he kissed me first he felt bad and didnt want me to feel like a second option so he stayed with me and said he ended up gaining feelings after or something. I was so upset over this i confronted him i couldnt even get 3 sentences out before i started crying which made everything even more embarrassing he assured me he didnt like her anymore and that he did like me etc but not even three days later i find out he was play fighting/flirting over text with the same girl, she showed me a video (i guess she didnt think it was a big deal? maybe im overreacting idk) but they were calling each other names in a very flirty tone and under the video she said "beefing" and put two smirk emojis after it then she said his name over text and put these emojis 🥰🥰🥰😍 in that exact order after later she told me that if i hadnt met her or him at the time i did something could have happened between them but said she was "glad" it worked out this way but idk it just felt very back handed and fake, i cant complain to her either or tell her how i feel because she'll villainize me i've tried a few times just to say "hey im kinda worried ab this or that" but never in an accusing tone and it was never ab anything serious or even about her it was mainly ab him and how i was a little sad he replied to her asap and told her everything he was up too or planned to do but ignored me for up to 4 hours at a time, and she would say stuff like how me saying that isnt fair to her etc and yeah she also got mad at me when i talked to another girl privately for exactly 8 minutes not even joking and idk i also keep having dreams of him leaving me behind/sleeping with her or walk away holding another girls hand and im so stressed out to the point where im puking and up all night but i cant find it in me to leave him either i dont know if im being dramatic or if its not that big of a deal and im just being sensitive i just dont know what to do or what to think of it hes also recently not hanging out with me and always making excuses im worried
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mrcrowblargs · 4 months
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The final battle... to confront the Netherbrain. Even though I had gotten more used to switching up the party during Act 3, I wanted to have my favourites along, though I ended up choosing Lae'zel over Karlach because one Lae'zel quest thing remained.
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So it was Aldiirn, Astarion, Gale, and Lae'zel, all in for a big headache. End spoilers below!
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big brain! big scary brain! Throwing the Netherstones was scream inducing. They gave a variety of options for each throw but it was always my weak stats grouped together lmao. Aldiirn passed the first INT check, then fucking whiffed the second CHA check because I just assumed I would pass and hit continue... but then I kinda got the sense passing or failing would not make much difference here and... yup.
Empy scoops us up into the Astral Prism and it's Orpheus time, babey. Freeing Orpheus was no question but I did question, "what if I became the mindflayer" which prompted Astarion to be like, "could we have an aside, privately? You're not really going to throw away that pretty face of yours?????" very cute.
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Aldiirn knew Emperor was vehemently against freeing Orpheus, but hoped he could convince Emperor to see reason. Like they all got the same goals, they can all combine their power, we can talk Orpheus into cooling don his blood feud for the sake of a bigger bad. Aldiirn's a fucking bard with +15 Persuasion if anyone could do it, it would be him, but--- NO!!! EMPEROR HAD TO BE A GODDAMN BITCH AND SWITCHED SIDES LIKE. IMMEDIATELY. NO DISCUSSION. BRUH.
Also one thing I feel there was a missed opportunity on was confronting Emperor over, hey buddy weren't you the mindflayer that put tadpoles in our heads??? It's definitely Emperor in the opening scene. I really wanted to hear from it about what happened on the nautiloid but all we got were like, some records in Gortash's palace and it's ambiguous if Emperor was of itself at the time. alas.
Gave Lae'zel the honours to free Orpheus aaaand here's the mindflayer conversation all over again. And like, shit, after everything that was done to free the guy and drive the githyanki revolution, becoming the mindflayer felt most in character for Aldiirn. I'm pretty sure I sat over the decision for a solid ten minutes like WONT SOMEONE PERSUADE ME OUT OF THIS lmao. But Astarion kinda had with the aside before. I might make a comic to flesh out the moment like... I think it would be a good one of the party backing Aldiirn up to choose his own freedom after pushing for everyone else's.
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Orpheus became the mindflayer, tragic but necessary. I felt so bad for Lae'zel. Uuggh the emotion in her face here.
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and then the goofiest smile ever in High Hall haha. Everyone from Gather Your Allies being mushed in there felt a little contrived but, what the hell, SUMMON YOUR SOCIAL LINKS!!! I love a good friendship moment.
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Hooboy the battles here really gave the D&D experience: waiting 40 minutes for your turn in initiative to show up. IDK why but at first I thought it would be a brilliant idea to surround the enemy but soon realised it turned the battle into an immediate slog. Reload, and instead fought starting from the wall on the west side. Got this nice little screencap of my mans fighting side by side even though neither should be anywhere near melee haha.
I have to say, I think I would have preferred that all the companions be allowed into the battle over the ally summons for the final battle. At least the origin ones. I want to replay it at some point with the party limit begone mod.
The tower was the hardest part, getting up past that stupid statue that COULDNT BE BROKEN DOWN... Aldiirn and Lae'zel could fly but Astarion and Gale couldn't even see where to teleport. It's SO annoying that Dimension Door has to be a point you can see now, its whole thing in 5e was that you didn't need to.
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Whenever Gale brings up exploding himself I wanna do that Archer slap fest bit to him. Buddy, no, we are ALL getting out of this alive!
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Up we go to the brain of the bad bitch herself and THE BIGGEST TRAITOR BITCH!!!!!! okay but bringing out the dream visitors to fight was cool. Seems Aldiirn's got reverted to the default drow dude (he should have had similar green skiin and short white hair) and I'm guessing the others are just kinda like, stock random ones. Looks like they are all human female. Would have been nice to see ones tailored for each companion you bring. Then they can all chide each other later like "so THAT'S what you find attractive?" hehe
Remember I stole that runepowder bomb from Wulbren? Yeah, I brought it with me as a parting gift for Emperor. Threw the bomb at its feet and then KA-BOOM!!!!! Wiped out Empy, all the Guardians, and fucked up everything else INCLUDING ALDIIRN. I have no idea WHAT happened -- maybe Emperor's shield of thralls??? -- because I'm certain he was behind Lae'zel when she threw & exploded the bomb and she was kind. Aldiirn just fucking dropped dead behind her. I just laughed and rolled with it, Astarion got Aldiirn back on his feet.
Fight was good, the most annoying bit were the Mindflayers and Dominating Aylin AGAIN. I swear to got that woman can never pass a WIS save.
And then when we got to the unshakeable will of the netherbrain???? Lae'zel fucking shredded it with 9 attacks. Astarion gets a crit with an Arrow of Aberration Slaying (but no sneak attack). It's hanging on by a thread.
Aldiirn enters.
"TWIT"
"TWAT"
"TWERP"
fucking. Vicious Mockeried the BBEG to death. The most legendary goddamn move a Bard can ever do. No other bard I play will ever top that.
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Down she goooooes and oh fuck everyone's getting fucked from the tadpoles dying in their heads
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And then... silence. it's over. Aldiirn has his cute face back I wanted to sob seeing it again. I really expected more consquences for taking the Astral tadpole but... still, I wanted him to survive and enjoy the rest of his life.
But of course there were still things to go wrong.
Lae'zel and Orpheus, I couldn't let Lae'zel devote her life to another cult and endless war when she could have her own freedom, forge her own destiny, so I persuaded her to stay on Faerun. Orpheus went and committed sudoku which, eh, tbh I feel like he was weak willed for that. It does feel a bit like everything done to free Orpheus was for naught but Lae'zel deserves a chance to live her own life.
Side note, I was amused that Aldiirn apparently still had his Illithid Expertise feature as that was his source of Persuasion Expertise at the end heh.
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continuing the mood of "fuck doing anymore quests" I told Gale to leave the crown in the river... completely fucking forgetting that Mystra was gonna remove the orb in exchange for it afhdjkfsd. I like to think it keeps Aldiirn awake at night sometimes. "why did he listen to me. why hasn't he gone back for it. all our brains were fried right then why couldn't any of you make your own decisions." lmao.
and POOR ASTARION. Just fucking fried right there in the beautiful sun. Gale's like "well we'll never see him again" UH BRO WHAT??? PLEASE JUST HOLD THE OTHER END OF THIS FUCKING TARP SO WE CAN GET HIM INSIDE SOMEWHERE. Thooouuughhh I headcanon that Aldiirn cast Darkness on Astarion and tell him to hold on while another pressing matter ignites...
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Karlach, baby, noooo!!! Promising to be with Karlach at the end is the only reason Aldiirn wouldn't immediately chase after Astarion and, yeah. Aaa my eyes were tearing so much. I thought back to her post-Gortash breakdown and was like, "karlach. you want to live. you SHOULD get to live. Go with Wyll to Avernus."
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Kicking demon ass never looked so good. I figure, there's some hellish real estate opening, those two should look into it, and the REAL celebration party should be at the House of Hope so everyone can be there. :D
Aldiirn would have gone with Karlach and Wyll, but he's needed on this plane.
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God, Astarion looks so hollow when he mentions losing his time in the sun. Aldiirn wants that back for him so badly, but also needs a fucking break from adventuring. I headcanon that reverting the partial illithid transforation was not a clean cut thing by any measure and Aldiirn has a longer road to recovery ahead of him. But he's not gonna sit idle. There's thousands of vampire spawn in is home, the Underdark, that need guidance, and just maybe a bardy bard is just the type needed to inspire them to band together. Aldiirn's gotta know of a large enough abandoned megadungeon that could house them all while they work to support themselves. And then, when he's in good enough shape, Aldiirn will find a way for Astarion to bask in the sun again.
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camilllahect · 3 months
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2023
this week kinda sucked for celebrations (family members have covid) so we couldnt do christmas morning or the big cousins get together or nye family movie marathon
but my partner was off work and i had a day more than i normally do. the puppy learned to catch treats (sometimes) instead of letting them bounce off her face
my sister who lives alone and wasnt covid-y came over a couple times. we played dnd and watched dropout. shes coming over tonight for nye and i think ill make french toast and mimosas
my partner and i went to a handful of indie bookstores and got bagels yesterday. we wrestled with the street parking kiosk and got a couple books each to bring into the new year. we hadn't gone out on a date in forever, so it was really nice
this year has been a quiet ending, but then this year has been a quiet year. for the first time in a while, it didn't feel like anything Big and New was happening. my partner and i are at the jobs we were at last year, and i love the way the seasons with mine are becoming familiar again. we have been together for half a decade now, and we've lived together in this apartment for three. we officially stopped Going to Church this year and my brain feels so much quieter now in such a good way
i deleted the app for instagram to make room for duolingo, and yesterday hit my 100 day streak. i almost wish i'd started a day later so that i could end the year with a nice clean 100, but 101 is good too. its been good teaching my brain a new thing and its been good not going on social media that isn't tumblr
ditching those two things, instagram and church, has let me, idk, kill the priest in my brain? i've been working on separating Morality from every little thing i do for the past few years but getting away from it all has been really good. i am not being decadent and gluttonous if i buy groceries i enjoy eating; i am not being inappropriate if i wear a crop top to the library; i am not "holding part of myself back from my partner" if i use birth control; i am not being selfish if i set boundaries with family or partner or work; i am not "endorsing sin" if i go to pride. ive been doing all those things for a while now, but i hold so much less guilt over them now.
i went to pride again this year. a guy said he liked my outfit. i wore jeans and a tshirt, but i felt good in my body and in myself.
i started referring to myself with "male" terms and i feel so good about it. i'm just some guy. im my dog's dad. i'm my partner's husband. i'm not a man—my gender is Queer, not male—but everyone Assigns me Girl so much that referring to myself as Boy inside my own home feels delightful and free.
i wrote 60k words in november. i didn't finish the story, but i learned new things again. i decided that by the time i am forty i would like to have a published novel. i fucked around with coming up with a pen name and figured out a variation on my name that i like for all the time, not just writing.
i learned more sewing skills this year. i made myself a button down with an obnoxious tiger print and its my favorite thing ever. one of the kids i work with comments on it. you wear a lot of hawaiian shirts, coach. damn straight, and i look good. i like when people call me coach. i wish i could use it the way other people use mrs or dr.
people still think im in highschool sometimes, but less than they used to. i think ill be even hotter when im older, when my hair starts to go salt and pepper like my dads and i get smile wrinkles at the corners of my eyes like my moms.
i took my partner on a work trip last spring. it was my birthday while i was there, and someone i barely know brought doughnuts.
my friend told me about her daughter listening to reflections from mulan and asking, "why does she think her family wouldn't accept her? your family is the people who always accepts you."
i remember watching mulan in middle school and tearing up and not knowing why. my mom and i had a big fight about how i wasn't out to my dad, so i came out to my dad. i cried in a starbucks. he asked me if i was attracted to all women. i said, "are you attracted to all women?" we're okay though, he and i. he didn't get mad. my mom and i are okay, too, i think. i think. i think. she said she didn't like being around me, but my dad said she said it in anger.
we got two dogs this year. they're asleep on the couch near me now. one is big and my mom says he looks like a cartoon character. he has big brown eyes and he sleeps next to me in bed every night. when he yawns he sounds like an old man.
the other one is a puppy, littler than the other. she might get bigger, but we're not sure. she has floppy ears that bounce when she runs and a white stripe down her nose. she will jump off anything, and is afraid of nothing. she's stopped biting feet though. her name is coraline, but i call her corabouros bc she's always trying to eat her own tail.
i saw my favorite artist in concert this and i cried. i didn't want to kill myself this year. i rewatched doctor who and remembered what it was like to be fourteen. im glad im not fourteen anymore. i still love doctor who. i read becky chambers on a plane on new years day last year and i cried. i relistened to gideon the ninth two or three times to fall asleep bc moira quirk's voice calms me down. i read antigone this year. i read alison bechdel this year. i read the priory of the orange tree on a road trip.
i drove my brother and sister around all this summer while my mom was at work, and they made fun of how i listened to the same three albums all the time. we ate ice cream in our swimsuits, chilly in the sunshine. we climbed into my black car and sat in the heat for a minute or two before i started driving. we went home.
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sharksa-shivers · 6 months
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Want an idea of the beginning dynamic? Aitey lol
(Early af group chat stuff lol, Kristy still getting used to things…Max just drags her into one and then Sharky after a while lmao)
Kristy: Look, i'm fucking terrified of him okay???
Kristy: How in the hell are you not??? Did you see what happened earlier??? With that fish??? And you're still so set on him being harmless??? THAT WAS HORRIFYING TO WATCH HONESTLY…
Max: Lmao, i never said sharky couldnt be intimidating or scary or anything, he hella fucking can if he reallt wants to
Max: thing is that last bit tho, "wants to" would be your key phrase lol. Sharkys chill as fuck 99% of the time…Also he's a giant puss and would coward the fuck out of doing any of thay shit your so scared of. He memes but hed never get over it mentally if he actually hurt somebody like that lmao
Max: he harmlesssssssss uwu, you juwt don't wanna fuckin listen again
Kristy: IM…ARE YOU SERIOUS????
(~Mr. Darktide Rising~ has been added to the group chat. Welcome!!)
Sharky: Yo
Sharky: ….Oh we're on this shavinksta again? Ok.
Kristy: MAX, WHAT THE FUCJ???????
Max: lol, needa get over it, i ain't lettin ya worm out of friendship that easy
Max: Sharky, tell krista something fuckin cool, legit, like whatever
Kristy: God fucking damnit Max!!!!!!! AND IT'S KRISTY
Sharky: Erghhhhhh, hmmmm…
Sharky:(sends a picture of packaged gel pens)I got some new glitter gel pens, can't wait to use these bad boys on some art.
Sharky:(texts picture of a blue rock)Also got this cool aquamarine rock earlier too. It's my birthstone so that's pretty neat. (March, if you were wondering)
Sharky:(sends bunny gifs and stickers)Also bunnies.🐰Bunnies are cool.🐇 You like bunnies Kristy? Pretty sure everybody does… Kristy: anxiety overwhelming, can't do this, fuck…
(Kristy - Has left the chat)
Sharky: ……..Oh, ok.
Max: Man, don't feel bad, just gotta keep trying…
Sharky: I shouldn't fucking have to keep trying to get some basic fucking respect but whatever…
Sharky: Never mind, fucking hell…Gonna draw, maybe rest. Dunno, just…I need to calm down, fucking hell…
Sharky: Fucking hate myself more and more every damn day…And I never actually fucking do anything to earn that…I haven't ever hurt anybody but everyone fucking hurts me…Sick and tired of it…
Max: Dude, fuck, cmon!!!
Sharky: Nah, i can't like…Handle this right now, i need to lay down, really upset now…Just want alone time…
Sharky: I know you want to fix it and i appreciate it Max but you can't fix everything, you can't. You just can't…And some people are always going to fucking hate me for what i am and i can't change that either…
Sharky: Ffs…So fucking done…
Max: Plz, just wait a minute!!!
Sharky: Anyway, laters, peace…
(~Mr. Darktide Rising~ has left the group chat)
Max: like fuckin hell i wont at least try to fix everything
Max: ……..This ain't over and i ain't deletin shit…Ima keep dragging both of you together until you get along on basic terms, this is fuckin ridiculous as fuck ------------- Yeah, so this is more a starting point lol Kristy at first is ABSOLUTELY PETRIFIED of Sharky...And for all the usual reasons... At first Sharky tries to explain and befriend her and whatnot but Kristy is so scared and distrusting of everyone (Probably because she got...yknow, kidnapped and dragged halfway across the world or something, idk lol) She doesn't trust him at all and is constantly thinking the worst of him... So thusssssssssss Sharky starts getting more bitter and pissy and angry towards her because...Well, fuck it. He's tired of being nice to somebody that's constantly throwing shit at him...Which, i do not blame him. (Sharky does have his limits as does...Everyone...) And Max is just like...The awkward middle man that's trying to fix shit because Sharky's his best friend/brother and Kristy's like his new bestie and "wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll we're a team now so you two dumbasses are gonna have to get along to some capacity!!!!" And Max isn't wrong there with the last point either lol... Kristy warms up more to Sharky as she gets more comfortable being in the Campsite and being forced around Sharky and whatnot...It just takes time...And Sharky isn't going to reject somebody who wants to change their mind on him (because he's had to do that a ton of times in his life and...He always wants that circle of close people to get bigger so...) Yeah, yknow lol Also Max is bad at remembering people's names (with Kristy tho, cuz she's being urhhh so bitchy towards the Campsite people who had absolutely nothing to do with her kidnapping and everything, he starts saying the wrong names on purpose cuz it pisses her off lol, that's a beginning joke...) And also also, in case you're wondering: Sharky ate a fish alive in front of em, that's what Kristy was going off about in the beginning bit lol...
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dballzposting · 2 years
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How much do you think Trunks missed Goten during GT?
He was up there in space and he didnt want to be a downer so he never said it outloud but occasionally while he was steering the ship for long periods of time in complete solitude he would think about how if they failed then the earth and the whole universe would be fucked and before their imminent demise he would have to live with Goku and Pan on some planet somewhere, or die early trying to fight whatever beast was inevitably coming their way. And well that thought just sort of sucked.
He missed everybody and everything but he missed Goten specifically in the way that cool shit would happen and he had nobody to tell it to :( he couldnt just pull out his phone and be like "Hey Goten. Youre never gonna believe this. There was this frog guy and he tried to marry me. Yeah MARRY ME. Yeah I had to dress up as a bride but it was okay because it spared a real woman from an arranged marriage with that big green thing. Yeah it was righteous of me. Yeah and then we got a dragon ball and then this OTHER GUY SHOWED UP and STOLE IT. Yeah and now we're chasing those guys. Yeah uh huh. yeah I'll let them know you said that. Yeah for sure. Okay. Take care. Bye man."
Again he didnt want to be a downer but he really missed the little things about home .... all the room to walk around in .... the nice meals ..... the sound of his mother tinkering in one of the many garages .... the sound of his father fucking shit up in the gravity chamber ..... the peace of his office (which he normally hated).... his sister's stupid Nintendogs game that she always played at full volume .....the way that he could exist without being subjected to a gas leak all day..... The sound of Goten pissing really hard in the urinal next to him (with his pants on the floor ass fully bare) and he would piss so hard that it was to the point where Trunks would often take the next urinal down becasue he was afraid of splashback .... sighhhhh.
Anyway he makes a best friend out of Giru so it's not a big deal. He comes home and is like "Hey Goten meet my new best friend" and Goten is like "haha you mean like your SPACE Best Friend right? Like the guy who is your best friend when youre space traveling but not all the time right....Your spaceship buddy right" and Trunks is like "Nope. This is my new best friend Giru :D" and then he kisses the robot deeply and with passion on its glass face and Goten is flooded with a toxic amount of jealousy so fast that his muscles and bones begin to melt and he starts shaking and he goes "haha well gimme a minute i gotta go blast ass real quick...i'll be back..." and then he runs to the bathroom and pukes his guts out.
Later he assumes that it was all a misunderstanding so he goes to talk to Trunks again and he overhears him talking to the robot and Trunks says "Youre a much better best friend than Goten. You dont pee or spit at me and you never smell like dog food. You only smell like metal and burning wires and sometimes chrome polish, and I'm into it. And you're quiet when you sleep and you actually listen to me when I talk. Also, you've forgiven me for when I had space madness and I kept trying to breastfeed you. If that were Goten instead he never would have let me live it down. He would probably keep trying to get me to do it again honestly. And honestly Giru, I would do that again for you because I have fond memories. And I love that you eat the spare nuts and screws and wires that end up at the bottom of my bags and on my floors because I dont know what to do with them otherwise. You're a real friend Giru. I love you" and again Goten has to run and limp and fall down the hall to throw up in the Capsule Corp shitters.
and idk maybe they make up. Maybe Trunks is like “Im sorry Goten I was wrong. I miss you and all of your weird smells. I miss how your flesh is fleshy and notably not metallic and how it’s wet but sometimes it’s dry instead. And I miss how you would make me do fun things with you rather than let me work on machines all day. You know Giru really just sat on my desk and watched me file papers all of Thursday and I hated it. And I miss peeing at the urinal with you. Giru doesnt pee. GIRU DOESNT PEE ! I miss you man. I’m sorry”
um this isnt what you were asking about...
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snaileo · 1 year
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Top 5 batshit characters you’ve encountered
in Nooooo particular order...hmmm i really gotta think about this cuz i feel there are Easy ones i could list. but then again this isnt objective, nor do i need to dig deep for this to be a nice list. 1. Umataro Tenma
Of course I feel the first i should mention is Umataro Tenma. like I can't start this list off any other way, this man recreated his own son in the form of a robot and then abandoned him when his senses came to him ( but they left as soon as they showed bc man was back on his bullshit next day) like truly. Batshit King. and thats only his most well know Shit. like this one time he deliberately went back in time, i dont even remember what for, i think it was steal the not Yet Awake atom, and his younger self SEES HIM and LIGHTS HIM UP. theyre BOTH batshit young and old
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like. i feel like we dont talk about how tenma was strapped enough.
2. Terry Silver
The next batshit queen on my mind recently is none other than Terry Silver. It Is Very Normal And Well Adjusted Behavior to terrorize a teenager, torturing him physically and emotionally, all because your Bestie, Your Cinnamon Fucking Apple, told you to. You know. Very Normal Behavior for people in their idk. 40s. Dude is a coked up billionaire and he wanted to play the part of Humble Down to earth man so well that he bought a beat up truck, all just to fuck with daniel.
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And Oh Totally normal to go through extensive therapy, turning your life around and overcoming it all, only for it all to be undone because?? Oh?? My Wrongdoings CAnnot BE UNDONE??? BY SAYING IM SORRY???" like the moment he realized daniel wasnt gonna accept his sorry ass excuse it was Over. 30 years of therapy down the toilet.
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3. Diva
Here's a more tragic one. The me from 6 years ago would kill me right now for even posting her face because I use to be SUCH a stickler for spoilers regarding her but idc right now
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ANYWAY shes for real batshit and shes one of those characters who you can be sympathetic towards, the tragedy of knowing how she got to be this way but god you deserve everything coming to you. There are many things she does as truly batshit but an often forgotten one is stealing the shoes of a man she just killed. And she's later shown putting them on, before continuing her killing spree and doing something that altered the trajectory of the story forever
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she also has an operatic voice, which her singing alone is an omen for bad things to come
4. The Monarch
This is a more recent one as rock had showed me The Venture Brothers and i hate this man. I hate him and i love him. I don't have much to say other than i want to bully him I genuinely want to bully him
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hes just so pathetic. he didnt want rusty getting therapy because he couldnt shit on his day , because well...he was in therapy and theres rules, so he killed his therapist so he'd be free. to. Shit on his day like i dont kno waht to tell you.
5.Hannibal
this one may feel cheap but understand that like. him being batshit is the greatest thing ever .and hes def one of my favs in terms of being batshit. he made the show such a wild ride and like Cookie I am Looking at you we WILL watch Hannibal (tv show) idk wanna say anything else for spoilers but yeah theres some batshit characters for u
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levforfakes · 7 months
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ok I'll start with percy, i like it when people have their original names so he'll have the nickname percy but be called like perses or smth more fem. she's got like a wavy sort of shoulder length hair? im thinking of book percy, so like she always puttingn her hair through it and pushing it to one side and shit, yk?
ok annabeth. idfk what kind of name, maybe like asher or smth, though not sure if that fits his vibe, im trying to go with names that start with the same letter so maybe like alexander. he definitely doesn't have like a really neat haircut, its like fluffy and frizzy and and messy and he never cuts it, im thinking sort of like magnus, since yk they're cousins.
next one is grover. her name's grace, her bf juniper calls her gracie. she's got body hair. shes half goat. shes got big fluffy hair, like shoulder blade length, and she'd wear smth like short skirts and long sleeve pretty shirts. and i think she wears it in braids or smth with flowers in it from junipers tree.
luke: luke's name is luka. she's still got short hair, sort of masc and def gels it, idk just feels like her vibe. she likes wearing pretty dresses like prom dresses and switches them off with tuxs and stuff.
ok jason now. i think jasons name would be Jay, like just the nickname, maybe she never learned her name when her mom left her idk. but she has a wolfcut, im obsessed with wolfcut jason either way so yk. (friend told me she prolly couldnt cut her hair during her time in new rome, so she had the most atrocious high pony tails and buns)
piper: i think piper is gender neutral so, it works. leo and jay still call him pipes and beauty queen and stuff. he's got long pretty hair that he always, i mean, always wears down. he likes wearing flowerey shirts and baggy pants. like a small shirt big pants kinda guy.
leo: my fav. leo's name is like león or leóna. but again, still goes by leo. shes got like a chin length cut, curly and shit. she wears her regular shit, dirty fucking clothes, but shes likes it when piper does her makeup (rly well bc piper's dad was hollywood shit). especially red lips and smoky eyes.
hazel: still hazel i think. honestly im so bad with names despite loving to come up with them. i would say hudson maybe? old fashioned and pretty. He's got the same hair, long and pretty, and he likes locks and likes having them with pretty hair rings with crystals on them (not sure if thats what you call them). he puts them up in big braids and ponytails.
frank: frances ig? i dont really like it but cant come up with something else. i think she still has a buzzcut, with her mom being military and all. she wears the same stuff and is still buff and fat and shes got broad shoulders and i love her sm.
reyna: honestly i think ryan would suck for him so like i found reina as a masc name, so... idc if yall dont like it. i do. so. he's got a shorter more military cut, like what that main percy fanart is? love him as well. they're honestly so similar.
clarisse: changed to clarice. with choppy oily and also dry hair at the same time. its like a bit past his shoulders but not very clearly because its so choppy. he always wears a bandanna too.
selena: adding her bc i love her. selenus maybe? going with greek inspired names but you all can give me ideas, so. i think he's got very nice hair, very smooth, very silky. cant decide if its long and he braids it like a pretentious bitch or he has it like a weird little anime boy. like the basic shiny shit, with bangs.
beckendorf: though his name is charlie. i think it would be charlotte obvs. she's got shoulder length braids because working in the forge is better when your hair is short. shes still buff again, still percy's bisexual awakening.
nico: don't know how i forgot him. niccolà. she has pretty short hair, only a little emo, i think she's got a strip of it dyed blonde that switches between bright neon colors and j blonde depending on the mood. will does it for her.
will: willa, or willow. so pretty. she always has it in a bun because she's a medic and you cant get hair in your face when youre doing a surgery. nicco def calls her willoughby. she also has bangs but pins it out of her face with bobby pins or shiny girly hair clips. sanrio hairclips. nicco uses them too. bc theyre girlfriends.
coach hedge: still coach hedge. but maybe hester bc i like it. same hair, basically j hedge but butch
chiron: legally cant sjow boobs but totally would bc centaut things. same name. long ponytail shes got greys and mr d fucking loves them. forced to put it in pigtails with the party ponies. french braids too.
last but least sally: sal. is still aspiring writer, still has a ponytail. he still is a heartthrob at his candy shop. not balding because hes a god jk but not rly. his hair is also greying both in a sexy way, like middleage dilf kinda thing.
i'll reblog with the gods and others i forgot.
@genderbenduniverse
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bears-necessity · 1 year
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im curious of what you think about the yiik characters. i need to know what other yiik fans think. alex is my personal favorite (i want to kick him down the stairs) but i like michael a lot too. theyre all stupid nerds. honestly if you have any headcanons id love to hear them.
OMG THANK YOU FOR ENABLING ME TO BE ABNORMAL I HAVE SO MUCH THOUGHTS ABOUT THESE GUYS OKAY SO im putting this under a cut just so its not super long on ppls dash here
first off every YIIK character is queer and neurodivergent becuz I'm queer and neurodivergent and I said so, the specifics of that depend on my mood and what sort of au bullshit i'm coming up with at 2am in a VC with my friends tho
Alex is complicated. i hate him hes a massive douche but also I really do get what the devs were trying to with him. the occasions when he's being nice and having fun with his friends are where he shines and honestly at heart hes just some guy who needs to get a grip and get his shit together (relatable). if i knew him personally i'd probably slap him and then we'd be good, he probably specialised in sci-fi/fantasy creative writing for his libarts degree and definitely wrote an essay at somepoint about videogames as an art form. He has tattoos but they're all probably really cringe and embarassing because they were super trendy when he got them and then fell out of fashion, he has one of those barbed wire ones around his upper arm.
Michael is my FAVORITE GUY OF ALL TIME HES SO SILLY but also i've made him horribly angsty in my brain as well it's so. i think him and alex have a really good "friends who are used to each other's bullshit" dynamic but also i ship them a little bitty bit just cuz i'm a sucker for besties who are obliviously in love with each other as a trope. He would hate-watch ancient aliens and buzzfeed unsolved because he thinks he knows better than them. If you read his comments on ONISM he also seems to be a really sweet and supportive guy with the userbase and thats rlly cool hes such a guy Aside from that though he has the most unexplored depth as a character imo, since it's confirmed he isn't from the present reality and at some point definitely becomes aware of that fact I like to think underneath the funnyman bestie thing he's probably having a crisis about who he is and stuff because even before he's consciously aware of it he probably felt this vague subconscious feeling of like,,,Not Belonging ig? idk i think he probably knows this isn't where hes really meant to be and hes trying to truck through it but the impostor syndrome is definitely there. I love michael so much he is a certified blorbo
Rory is sooo mecore I stole his name online because he's so mecore we are both emo/scene kids and his canon favorite song according to some questions directed at the dev team is a brighteyes song that i also love its like fate. ANYWAY I feel really bad for Rory because i think his character is probably handled one of the worst just with the tonal whiplash a lot of his character-centric moments has. I bet he listens to weezer and radiohead. If YIIK was set now he would be into creepypasta and he would get michael into it since it ties in with his paranomal urban legend stuff, they would vlog hunting for slenderman together. him and alex run a gaming channel together (THIS IS AN INSIDE JOKE BUT I HAD TO PUT IT IN I COULDNT HELP MYSELF)
Vella is pretty and I think she's super cool, one of my besties LOVES her so I kinda let him be the friend group CEO of vella stuff but my biggest takeaways from her is that I hope she gets back into making music again, but for her own fun this time instead of to fulfill some success pressure. maybe she starts a crappy little garage band with some of the gang and they write terrible songs about aliens who smoke pot and dance the macarena and she's the only one there who can actually play but they have fun with it. She also knows all the videogame cheat codes and keeps setting high scores that alex and michael cant beat. Also her mind dungeon reminds me of yume nikki and thats super cool cuz i love yume nikki
Chondra and Claudio deserved way more time for their characters to develop and also their lore is weird and confusing and I think the whole missing brother thing is rlly weird too becuz of the reveal of how that all works with alex and shit. BUT if they had been handled bettter they probably would be my favorites because I think claudio is super fun and his VA sounds like he's really going for it and he's just such a chill guy and he's super passionate about his interests and i respect that and 100% would be his bestie chondra is super cool too, she's clearly really into sports and I bet she hangs out at the local skate park and impresses everyone cuz of her roller skates and also probably gets vella into skating too and they go together and have matching customised helmets just for the extra cool factor. alex and michael and rory come and watch them but are too pussy to try (alex has had enough from that stupid skateboard ability you get in vella's dungeon). Maybe she goes to some competitions for it and stuff too
uhhh some other various stuff the essentia is really cool but also confusing and it took ages to make sense of her lore but i LOVE her voice the effects to make it robot-y are *chefs kiss* and essentia 995 is just SO idk how to describe it the part when she says "often it is necessary to lie to oneself to get a tough job done" hits really hard for some reason. shes metal as fuck, metaphorically and literally. sammy is literally a caricature of a real life dead girl and i think that's pretty fucked up and they shouldnt have done that, but she would have been really cool if it wasn't for that big yikes. in general i really love a lot of the influences yiik has i'm a huge fan of rpgmaker horror and murakami books and a bunch of the other shit that it references so hehehehehe thats cool
this is long but also this is everything I can think of off the top of my head thank you for letting me be abnormal about this stupid game i hate it and love it so much :D
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my-lunaberg · 1 year
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Ohhhhh this is reminding me of this great c!Sam analysis i read on here hopefully I can find it again sometime, which basically said that Sam does a lot of immoral things while also wanting to be just and in the right more than anything else. I was reminded of it bc when I read that I immediately thought it had something to do with a need for validation (and maybe to a certain extend a need for affection?) and it really jumped out during this january 31st 2022 vod because Sam keeps trying to reassure himself that hes not an idiot and once Dream arrives he starts looking to him to reassure him of that. I should say that I dont think that has anything to do with Dream specifically, I think its just because hes the only person who could visit him and hes otherwise completely isolated
Also, like with Tommy during their most recent confrontation, Dream seems to be trying a lot less to actually manipulate Sam into liking him and treating him like a friend that you cant disobey at all costs because otherwise he'll threaten you with eternal torture and is focusing more on just tormenting him. To compare this to Tommys exile, on the very first day Dream was just insulting Tommy but then he immediately went over to being all nice and trying to befriend him (while also yknow, blowing up his stuff), but here he insults Sam on day one and keeps doing it on day two, although he has thrown him a crumb or two on both days. Its too eaely to really tell right now, but this is either him realizing his mistake and trying to change his strategy a bit or him being sloppier because he stopped caring. In case you couldnt tell, Im very much tending toward that last option. I think those few crumbs of "positivity" are either him wanting to deliberately torment Sam more by giving him these little crumbs of goodness which contrast against the torment and make it all the more pronounced, or him just kinda being in the habit of manipulating people and doing stuff like this almost reflexively. One of the many reasons why I like c!Dream so much and why I can get quite defensive and upset about other people disliking and/or misintrepreting him is that I relate to him a lot especially his manipulative tendencies bc I can also be quite shitty and manipulative at times, so like, Ive been there lol. Once you have this habit of attempting to manipulate people into doing what you want, its kinda hard to stop even when manipulating someone isnt even your goal. This is pretty complex and hard to explain but for me its that I often have to concentrate to not do it when Im around adults in particular, because my manipulative tendencies mostly 'come out' when Im in situations that upset me and that I want to leave and most of those involve adults. I would imagine Dream has a similar thing, except instead of his "trigger" being Having To Talk To Adults its like, Being Presented With Someone Vulnerable. Dont really know if that makes a whole lot of sense, I'll probably do a really long c!Dream character analysis once I finish the series where I might try to elaborate on these points/explain them more succinctly
Also Idk, Im not that far into it yet but Im noticing a fixation on trying to get Sam to admit that he was wrong and/or a hypocrite. i dont really have anything to say about that right now but I did think it was interesting. To kinda tie it back into my point about Sam wanting validation and to be seen as just, i guess Sam admitting it was wrong of him to imprison Dream or that hes a hypocrite for imprisoning him could signal him getting malleable/harmless and, since Sam would have to admit it to himself before admitting it to Dream it might damage his mental health a fair bit
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awesomegirlystuff · 1 year
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My ranking for B&B season 9 Best to Worst
these are just my opinions. if you hate the episodes i love or love the episodes i hate thats cool.
Nice Butthead - Easily the best of the season, one of the best episodes of all time. It feels so natural, it’s surprising this episode didn’t already exist. And ofc we get to see that Beavis loves Butthead just the way he is.
Freaky Friday - Again. God tier episode. Such a perfect scenario to put the boys in. Very funny, very cute, and I love that they made it so that B&BH couldn’t even keep track of who they thought they were.
Locked Out
Boxed In - Trapped in box + playing with drill in class = 10/10
The Most Dangerous Game 
Beekeepers - look, i love the boys causing chaos, pain and misery to everyone around them just by being dumbasses.
Virtual Stupidity - Same as above. In fact, a lot of them are.
Escape Room - We need more episodes where B&BH attempt actual problem solving.
Two Stupid Men - Beavis and Butthead on jury duty. It practically writes itself.
The Good Deed - B&BH literally just poisoning themselves for 10 mins.
Bone Hunters 
Kidney - I s2g Stewart adds so much to the dynamic. We need to see more of him.
Downward Dumbass - 5 words: It Has Tuscany In It
Refuse Service - Burger World episodes are always good. Ofc this one was a little weak compared to other BW ones. But still good.
The Special One - Beavis having the fire put out at the end was a really good ending honestly. But overall it was a meh for me.
Time Travellers - Cute idea, but not much really done with it. Liked some parts, but Beavis breaking his arm wasn’t funny and was unnecessary, since they don’t do anything with it really. 
Home Aide 
Spiritual Journey - I liked some parts, but Beavis trying out different religions is such a good premise, that is totally wasted. No, instead of Beavis really doing anything, we get some boring priest and rabbi yammering on for like 3 hours. omg the iron man discussion was so bland and unfunny. okay?? the rabbi likes iron man? thats the best you can do? Why couldnt beavis get like really into some religion, or aspect of it, or start thinking he’s Jesus or idk something?? And butthead?? well, no, he doesn’t get to do anything. Except at the end when suddenly we get this abstinence thing which i think abstinence should have been an entire episode of it’s own honestly. I liked when Butthead ate the chip, that was funny. 
The Doppelganger- I hated Keith, which I get ur supposed to but it was the same joke over and over, and the ending with the fist bump was predictable and not funny. 
The New Enemy - “if I wanted your opinion i’d give it to you.” Worst 2 seconds of 2022. Also, just B&BH getting hurt over and over which is not that funny. I think it’s much funnier when their stupidity causes others to get hurt. Also felt like an inferior version of the season 8 episode The Rat. 
Roof - Again, just felt like it was the same joke the whole time
River - Same. The shopping cart part was really funny tho.
Weird Girl - You guys know I didn’t like this one. Again, if you liked it, thats cool. For me I just felt like it was weak. They had to write BH ooc just to make the plot work. The I <3 U = ill kick ur ass was kind of funny. The character made me cringe i dont like how she was written just to seem like the perfect match for beavis. when she showed him her metallica doodle and he said his shirt says medium, it made me think maybe she’s a satire of those kind of characters but in that case they didn’t go far enough. like have her actually be unhinged. instead of burning down some back building at night or w/e have her burn down the school with ppl inside, or set b&bh’s house on fire or something other than ‘oh im quirky but i didnt actually hurt anyone teehee’ shes literally the ‘im not like other girls’ meme. also one second of cornholio and im sorry it really bothered me that they changed what butthead’s reaction to conrholio is, what it always is, just to make it seem like she’s the only one in the world who found it funny or charming or whatever. 
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