#ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HOW AWESOME IS THAT

[chirp-featherfowl]

putting my hat in the ring of rat grinders fancasts

KIPPERLILLY COPPERKETTLE: ok, he might be a little less known because he hasn't been on any d20 sidequests, but i know a lot of you watch naddpod + he was on collegehumor, so i'm thinking brian murphy. i know he's a "cool dm" and all that, but he CAN pull off that type-a bitch personality.

BUDDY DAWN: ALLY BEARDSLEY DEFINITELY. who better to play the disillusioned religious child than the disillusioned religious adult?? and they are so fucking funny man. i'm not sure they've played D&D before though

IVY EMBRA: this one's fucking me up. am i crazy to suggest lou wilson? i might be crazy to suggest lou wilson. but i mean look at his previous characters on d20 sidequests and tell me hes not capable of playing incredibly charismatic, hot fighters.

OISIN HAKINVAR: siobhan thompson is calling out my name from the abyss. i think she can def pull off "hot and smart and lame also".

MARY ANN SKUTTLE: hear me out --- zac oyama. his dry humor?? the comedic timing?? think of what he can DO with mary ann.

RUBEN HOPCLAP: emily axford!!! listen how ruben was in the season proper was SO funny, i think emily can make him even fucking crazier than he was. she's so good at escalating bits AND committing to them.

i know it's a little out of left field, but i'm also thinking about guest dms. don't get me wrong, i LOVE mercer, but i really really want brennan lee mulligan to guest dm the bad kids season. i didn't realize it until now but he already has so much chemistry with this cast. i think they would do fucking awesome.

#fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #kipperlilly copperkettle #buddy dawn #ivy embra #oisin hakinvar #mary ann skuttle #ruben hopclap #brian murphy #ally beardsley #lou wilson #siobhan thompson #zac oyama #emily axford #brennan lee mulligan #matthew mercer

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

the sylph of light has been waiting a very very long time to meet you.

#homestuck art #homestuck #aranea homestuck #aranea serket #im still sooooo mentally ill over her i rlly thought id go through the SLOG that is openbound and be like #nah araneas cant be as great as a character as i remember her surely i have been far too influenced by my own interpretation #no shes still fucking awesome to me just wholesale. shes an awful person but so good at making you think shes not #and the way she had those panels where she was paralleled to a2 dd made me go fghdfghergsr bc YEAH #she DESPISES being rushed and dd: ascend more casually just further inspires that parallel for me #it truly encapasculates how much of a passive class sylph is like. you know?? YOU KNOW?? #and further contrasts vriska and araneas personalities bc vriska SUCKS AT ACTUALLY MANIPULATING PEOPLE #SHES JUST A TEENAGE BULLY. #but aranea only needs to use her words and its like #of course the beforus trolls dont like her. bc they *know her.* aranea seamlessly worms her way in with the meteor crew and the a2 kids #because they DONT know what shes really like #and now that meenahs back she has a friend that makes her seem more *reasonable* by comparison #serket mind gaaaaames!!! #anyway. i adore her. im glad that she was a fucking idiot.

[magentagalaxies]

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#i should've just gatekept scott thompson from my college bc the way my college is treating me right now is bullshit #like i don't even want to do the scott event anymore bc of how they're treating me but i kind of have to #and i know i should be grateful they're even letting me be one of the interviewers but i hate being a student so much #i hate how nobody respects my opinion or input or experience even tho i'm literally the reason scott's even doing this event #(and ESPECIALLY the reason he's willing to do it for free!!) #and it especially stings bc scott has never made me feel like my insights were worth less because i'm a student #like he's always been one of the few people who consistently treat me like we're equals even tho he doesn't have to #and the way my college is treating me. it's like they don't trust me to not be an annoying little kid #like they're just assuming scott doesn't respect me so they don't have to respect me either #i mean on the plus side i'm supposed to have another phone call with scott either today or tomorrow so i can probably explain the situation #like i don't want to make him feel negatively about my college i want him to have a good time #but this treatment is genuinely fucking with my self confidence #and also maybe i can harness scott's power to hear ''don't talk about this thing'' and immediately make the interview all about this thing #(except in this case it would be him treating me like an equal instead of a random student) #and there's a bunch of bullshit currently going on with the class i have right after the event #so even tho originally i was like ''awesome i have the perfect schedule to bring scott to all of my classes!!'' #i might just ask scott if he wants to skip class together and hang out. like i never promised that class anything #the only thing i *have* to do is the interview. the class we'd be skipping is already being like #''oh are you sure scott wants to visit the class i don't want to take him away from a better use of his time'' #and scott was genuinely excited to see what my classes were like!! even if y'all didn't treat him like a big celebrity!! #but y'know what i'm sure scott does have a better use of his time. and i do too. #i'm gonna do the interview event bc i have to (we're in too deep at this point) #and i might ask scott if he wants to talk to that freshman film class about the buddy cole doc #bc 1. they offered to pay scott for that (they can't legally pay me but that's why i made the joke about money laundering) #2. since it's about the doc it's the one class where i get to be treated like an actual person #but other than that. damn it i was excited to share this part of my life with scott but fuck that this part of my life sucks #i'm gonna have a good time with scott in boston and my college is only going to be as much a part of is as they have to be #because we ARE friends (scott said so!) and i AM a brilliant filmmaker (bruce said so!) and i DO have potential (bellini said so!) #even tho it is hard to internalize those things after how much yesterday fucked me up. but that's ok scott will call again soon

[weaponsdrawn]

when i was like 7 i fell in love with this autistic boy who loves dragons and pokémon and always wore the same blue v neck shirt and elastic jeans fit. like he had multiples of each item but it was his main character fit yfeel. then i moved away and we lost touch and i haven’t even seriously crushed on anyone since then BUT when i started fixating in ttcc i realized i had fallen in love with high roller in a sort of way and i find it funny. there’s no point to this story i just find it amusing lawl

i think the conclusion here is that you love fellas with a sparkly autism swagger I'm talking sparkly autism not literal sparkles but it's like oh fuck yeah ✨Autism✨

#queenie.txt #Honestly tbh you seem like someone #Who would vibe with the kids who had a dragon fixation #Shout out to the guy for having a main character fit at 7 that's fucking SICK #Also if it helps I think I've also unironically fallen in love with hr in a way y'know #I mean she's my wife #I've got two wives!!!!!!!! Ones a piano duck the other one is my gf who is so awesome #That's how it is to me tbh #This was rlly nice to hear thabjo you man :D /gen

[astolentoetag]

Scrolling through Facebook memories and find one from '06 about asking people what they remember about me. Most commenters I remembered who they are but one I do not. Nor do I know if I met them in highschool or college. Their comment was just about how I confused the English teacher with weird questions. That unfortunately does not narrow it down. That does not narrow it down at all.

To further muddle things they seemed to either already have or be in the process of transitioning and I can't tell which direction because they're pretty androgynous. I have no clue who this person is and I feel exceptionally guilty for forgetting someone after asking them what they remembered about me even if it's nearly two decades later.

Brains suck. I want a hard drive with 8k uhd timestamped recordings in chronically order. And spark notes for every month.

#yes I was that strange kid in school who just wasn't looking at the same world as everyone else #I don't like asking typical questions #how would you show affection if you were a cat? #undiagnosed kid #undiagnosed adult #health insurance is bullshit #how many books do you flit between at a time? #what's your random collection? #Where's my cyberpunk transhumanism? #if you were a wild dog would you trust people? why or why not? #if you play with my hair and tell me I'm pretty I'll probably do what you want trust or not. #why remember good things when you can remember trauma? #cats are awesome #fucking love dogs #we do not deserve dogs

[scrunchie-face]

Doesn’t all this “traditional” motherhood hype ever get old? Doesn’t it ever start to ring hollow? Doesn’t the constant stream of “you are doing the MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER by being a mom” homilies and meditations start to reek of just another industry that thrives on your isolation, insecurity, and loss of identity?

#just thoughts #I prayed to God to help me soften and open my heart towards the Catholic moms group and He is TESTING ME #the group organizer shared a clip of a fr ripperger homily talking about how nObLe motherhood is #how SO much more noble it is than ANYTHING ELSE a woman could possibly do #and she sent it with a FIRE EMOJI #🤢 #it was from a blonde traditionalist influencer who is just gEnTlY aSkInG WHY you #you would save money to send your kids to catholic school instead of just homeschooling them #and I’m just #the fucking we are mothers and we are RAISING SAINTS and we are AWESOME #it’s just fucking girlboss culture in a lace veil #as you can see I am NOT doing a good job letting God soften my heart #if you need some wrinkly old rad trad priest to tell you your value you may be in a cult #or at least need therapy

[wabbitears]

feddy movie

#EUAGH #SO FUN #okay im gonna ramble abouts spoilers in the tags heads up #dont read further if you havent seen the fnaf movie #bro when springbonnie showed up i was going nuts Its ITS FUCKCING WILLYYYYY #AND TEHENE THE I CANT BELIEVE THEY HAD THE FNAF 1 LIVING TOMBSTONE SONG AT THE END LIKE HOLY SHIT????? #it was a very fun movie. not a great one but boy its good food for longtime fnaf fans like me #i really liked how they handled the dead kids. got a lot of time with them as just. kids!!!!!! #the fact i didn’t recognize matpat right away was fucking with me. i knew his voice and fcukdibg face very well how did i miss him??? #it took him saying thats just a theory and my friend pointing it out for me to notice #it was the clothes im sure #i cant beleive the cupcake was so relevant #more screentime than willy #witch i mean. sad to not see much afton but hes stinky #shoutout to the scene where he gets springlocked OUHGH #also also the animatronics looked so good???? the sound effects the way they moved!!!! the practical effevts were awesome!!! #fort scene was weird not sure what thats about but its silly :] #i cant believe they referenced dream theory chicas magic rainbow and fucking sparky the dog #uhhauhhhh i think thats it yeah #look ive been following this franchise for years i cant be normal about thts movie #its a fun movie watch in theaters to be autistic with the rest of the crowd #wabbit speaks #fnaf #fnaf movie

[thisloev]

what have they done to the book

#they didn't include i want you so fucking have me??????. #girl why #they didn't include the ppt????? bea is being so chill and dismissive like hello she's the best sister ever????????? #alex is so uncaring about henry everytime henry talks about himself alex is like but do yk about how cool i am and my life and im so #awesome i do real stuff that matters like excuse me alex is the most understanding and kind and supportivr person ik he's so gentle with #henrys sadness he would never ignore it😭😭😭😭 #also the politics?????? excuse me alex ke opinions matter a lot to his mom she doesn't see him as a kid and he DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A MADE UP #JOURNALIST AND SPILLED HIS TEXAS PLAN HE IS FUCKING SMART OKAT #and nora doesn't like pez what on earth???? she lwk likes june i have receipts #but haaha how would that be possible when there's no june 🙄 #i need to reread the book to cleanse myself istg this is bad #i mean it's good it's awesome and magical to see queer people on scene falling in love having tender sex #but #i am fine i am happy i am satisfied

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

OKAYYYYY SO, y’all remember a few days back I was complaining about that large film crew coming to our town and filming for three months and you literally couldn’t step outside without feeling like Brendan Fraser on the set of Looney Tunes: Back In Action!

Well, today I was doing my usual bit at my job (kinda a stand up comedian on a microphone to a hundred people on a steam train every day? Eh. Idk it’s a niche role) and there’s these interesting passengers on board just totally engaging with me and making the day all the more fun

WELLLLL I got to talking to one of the guys and he’s like, “Yeah, we’re the crew of the film set. Just coming out to feel the vibes of the area through the train.”

And I was like oh fuck I just shamed these guys online a few days ago lmao gotta backtrack now and be nice since they’re audience members/passengers

Well well well, I actually have a blast with them all day, got a standing ovation all that jazz, and at the end they all hugged me and said my vibe was awesome and asked if I’d be keen to come work on set for a few weeks

Naturally my bard senses tingled and I decided that sounded awesome so I was like “HELL YEAH!” so I gave them my number and I guess I work for a tv show now too

#go figure #oh the woes of being painfully charismatic #what can I say #I hope some big stars come out of this show and I can be like ‘yeah chilled with them back in day’ #like how people talk about the lotr cast nowadays #they’re all staying in this private hotel #and the bar downstairs was specifically refurbished for this show #and it looks fucking AWESOME #and I’m so jealous everytime I walk past because it’s all wooden and retro and huge and there’s roaring fireplaces everywhere #and I’m always seething like ‘that looks so fucking fun I wish that was me’ #in fact the whole thing of them asking me to come work for them started because I was saying how much I wanted to drink at their private bar #✨alcoholism works kids✨ #the more you know 🌈

[dancing-with-stars]

my mom is literally yelling at me bc i “study too much” and she says that’s selfish and i shud be doing other things and spending time w my family. like. as if everytime i spend time w my family i don’t just end up hating myself more.

#to delete #like girl maybe the reason i don’t want to spend time w u is because u yell at me everytime i do #all we ever ever ever talk about is how stressed she is how everything’s so hard for her how she hates her life and i make things worse by #being a terrible child #like god im fucking trying #i’m so so so so so sorry u feel the way u do i wish the world was kinder to you #and i will always be there for my mother if she needs someone to talk to or someone to listen no matter how much it hurts me #like idk maybe she is right and i’m an awful kid #i’m sad a lot and i get angry because no one ever listens to me or treats me like a person with a heart and feelings. #but i’m so tired of being yelled at all the time #i just want to go to a place i can call home and feel safe #idk maybe i’ll have a couple cats and cool trinkets and awesome lamps and vintage clocks. #no gray walls #no fighting #no more flinching #only peace and colors and love and warmth

[crystalis]

im sorry for being annoying about pokemon larely

#imm so fixated but i hate pokemon so fucking much so its weird #or well not pokemon i guess but gamefreak & greedy old people #i saw that pokemon home is subscription based and it costs. 16 dollars a year. to use. and transfer your pokemon #which is such a fucking joke its unreal #pkmn bank was 5 dollars a year on 3ds and that was stupid as fuck too #also saw on eshop that you can buy scarlet & violet as a 'bundle' for 120.99 #literally jst full price of the games added together +1 cent #awesome bundle deal!!! #i feel bad for clueless parents that buy their kids both games not realizing they just bought the same thing twice #i think that pokemon should not be legally allowed to market 2 games at once for having version exclusives simply bc they know theres #suckers that will buy both even though its the same game #different thing but that new fire emblem game coming out made me really mad too #why does it have DLC before the game is even out???? thats not how dlc is supposedto work >_<

[killjpeg-reblogs]

I see transformers devastation is a hit. I will have to start playing it soon I've always wanted to engage in transformers in some way <3 thank u for sharing yr experience w/ the game so far rob I'd die for you

OFC I'll say for more of an interesting experience to go w a hard mode amd fairly the first chapter is gonna drag for SO long cuz its all the same but the second chapter was a little more interesting. It seems to have a huge bank of different moves so have fun!

#txt #im not good at any sort of fighting games im a click all the buttons at the same time kinda person #but im enjoying the story and stuff the game lets you mess around with #im only a little familiar with this iteration pf transformers through shows ive watched a little #and it gives you lore logs that arent too big and annoying! #so it was a huge w for me personally #idk how hard mode will change the game experience its p obvious to be a game for kids #and it seems a little empty. #but otherwise pretty fun experience #sorry for rambling more i just love transformers and being able to PLAY as one is fucking awesome and everything i ever dreamt of

[shonaegi]

You people are a strange fucking breed.

#ramblings #like this stuff is baby's-first-horror dont get me wrong but also if you think its ok 4 young children to be exposed to the horror aspect #im going to bludgeon you with a rock /j #but also no this trend of marketing horror to a young audience is really fucking weird and like #ive accepted that fnaf is now kids media ig the same way warriors is a kids series but also has some not-too-light content #but i really dont think the game series about kids who were murdered and now haunt animatronics or w/e should be kids media #and i dont think this trend of horror marketed 4 kids is particularly awesome #ive talked about how i feel poppy playtime is really slimy and trying to pick up new young kids or whatever #sorry im tired and need 2 shut up but this is a topic i have somewhat strong feelings about #anyways uh. maybe dont reblog this one ill make a rant post later that you can reblog

[sophiathebanished]

Can something NOT traumatic happen to me *eye twitching* for FIVE MINUTES??!!!!! *screams like a banshee*

🤬👹🔥👿😡😤🤬

#ok so the reason why I changed my user last night is because #for the third time in a row #I got let go you guys #👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #so yeah I’m banished af #not my fault they slow as hell but whatever get rid of the freak is their best option #it doesn’t make sense cuz they respected me there and everything was awesome #I guess it was too good to be true #🖕🏻 the universe higher power god whatever the fuck #I swear I’m cursed or some shit #there’s other shit going on but whatever #last night I was on the floor crying apologizing to my kid and she just hugged me saying I love you mama #we were like that for who knows how long #at least I have a roof over my head and bread on the table #at least we have each other #sugar daddies that go on my personal posts can rot in hell #sugar daddies fuck off

[emeraldcreeper]

I had such high expectations for the probably final book in this romcom series but goddamn is the main character so exhaustingly upsettingly fucking stupid, it’s fun it’s a romcom it’s catnip for me but goddamn is it frustratingly ohhhh but we can’t actually date it’s fake dating and Shakespeare themed but queer and feminist and written by an insufferable millennial woman I can only presume. She used to write good, but this one is missing the good sexual tension cause the love interest barfs at the thought of sex and cries post orgasm in the most sad wet kitten way that’s not even hot in an aw I wanna take care of the wet kitten way, she does want the sex she likes it ostensibly she’s just Bad At Taking Affection, and the main character is so insecure about sex and romance and having a relationship at all it’s not even fun to have a sex scene happen, it’s just clashing insecurity and wetness, I miss the I hate you fucking and the ah your friends hate my guts fucking, the artsy cry fucking is just sad and not even a little horny

#it’s funny but god it’s tiring #I want more hatefucking less yearn not fucking #it’s also millennial uhhhh diverse I guess #it’s constantly going this person with this race and this gender and I go #okay! why? why’d you list 5 descriptors for this person we’re never seeing again #I am sated with descriptions of my favorite characters being in disgusting love #but also there’s like 2 distinct scenes of #have you considered you’re This Label? #and it’s never right #it’s like someone’s mom read how 2 be a good ally to ur lgbtqia+ kid #and went okay! I get it now! #it’s a solid 3/5 book but god the first two books were leagues better #way better sex scenes and actual tension #it’s a booktok book I shouldn’t expect good things but I liked the first two books #usually booktok romcoms treat me right I had an awesome streak of like 5 of them that were all good

[emmaspolaroid]

i will explode this man with my mind mark my fucking words

#tell me how you’re going to leave your sick and very pregnant wife and your two year old alone in the city while you go to the lake house #ostensibly to do repairs and work and shit but i am not buying it because I’m a fucking hater i think he ~needed a break~ from them 😒 #she’ll start so many sentences with “(he) got mad at me for” like I’m sorry ??? #the baby is due at the end of next month and I’m going to be watching this man like a hawk don’t you dare make her a married single mother #I’m so angry on her behalf because SOMEONE SHOULD BE #i don’t want to gossip but all the moms i work for are friends and it’s so hard to not drop hints that i hate this man lol #fwiw 90% of the dads are awesome like they love their kids and their wives and are so so so involved!! so this is jarring to say the least #also that man tried to correct me about anime (specifically JJK) a few months ago and i think my eyes caught fire lol WHOMST