#ANON NOOOO

[big-buff-goth]

THERE WAS ONE ON NEXUS BUT I CANT FIND IT 😭😭

#ANON NOOOO #ask me anything

[titanictherapist]

CUTE FACE

BIG LIPS

[[ dun let her smooch ya anon or she might slurp u up D:

#ooc #anon noooo

[norrisleclercf1]

I can’t be doing this, I can’t be developing a crush on Logan, a man from Florida.

Yes you can baby, come to the dark side we have pretty frat boy who radiates golden retriever vibes

#noooo but please he’s so cute #and totally has a praise kink #just he’s a good boy 🥺 #come join us #it might be pain but we ride at dawn for him #logan sargeant #f1 #formula 1 #f1 fandom #formula one #anon asks

[buttercupbuck]

opinion no one wants to hear perhaps but until i see everything in full you couldn't catch me dead banking on marisol leaving the show by a certain episode. as a veteran i have served my time in the trenches predicting break-ups by xyz episode just for that to not happen

#i’ve gotten like. a decent amount of anons about her end date #and i’m sorry but im just not the one #IVE BEEN HERE BEFORE!!! #with taylor and ana especially i have done it all already!! #and i have absolutely noooo interest in going into every episode expecting a breakup just to get all pissy #if she leaves by episode 7 that's sooo swell #but idc!!! i truly don't. im good with where we're going so this isn't even me being negative about the show #i just value my sanity lol

[pianokantzart]

Luigi: Mario the bad guys keep trying to turn us against each other what do we do? Quick make something up!

Mario:

Luigi: ...U SERIOUSLY FORGOT THE CANNOLI THING!!

Mario: I SAID I WAS SORRY OK!

Actually, that fits with my headcanon that there is one (1) thing that The Mario Brothers argue about semi-regularly, and that's cooking.

They are both really good at cooking and baking, but they both have very different methods in the ways they approach a recipe and maintain the kitchen. If one is cooking, the other brother has to be either out of the room or engrossed in their own separate recipe, otherwise backseat baking will ensue.

So if there was one subject to bring up if they needed to have a performative yet believable fight, it'd be that one time Mario screwed up the cannolis.

#Luigi: THE CANNOLI SHELLS WERE WAY TOO THICK #Mario: Drop it Luigi... #Luigi: I told you to use the pasta machine instead of a rolling pin! But noooo ''the pasta machine is for pasta'' you said! #Mario: I SAID DROP IT #askbox #anon #mario headcanons

[kabukiaku]

WEB OF WYRD RELEASING 4TH OCTOBER EEEEE

-Grim

me: hm! what's that-

NO FUCKIGN WAY A HELLBOY GAME OH MY FUCKIGN G OD OH MY GOD AND ITS 2D STYLIZED OH FUCK

NAHHH WAY IM GETTING THIS

#the shock i experienced just now #ooooooooh shit thank u anon for sharing this very much new info to me #hellboy #noooo wayyy #ask kabuki #anonymous

[percabeth4life]

Can I just say, I think it is absolute bullshit that rick took away the gray streaks in percy and annabeth's hair?

Like "oh, here's this side effect from when you held the fucking sky, which is at the very least vaguely implied to have caused damage to an actual factual Goddess, so no telling what it did to you. But also, we're going to get rid of it now, just for funzzies"

I just- Why!?

((To clarify)I'm not trying to sound mad at you, I just started a reread and am having emotions)

It's such bullshit! They should've kept those! Those are marks they got from holding up the force of a Primordial! Those don't just disappear!

#anon asks #life answers #percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grey streaks #yes they deserve their own tag #those streaks should've stayed forever #and like been distinctively different from the rest of their hair when it turned grey #like in cotg it would've been so cool if that had stood out but noooo

[doctorsiren]

See this is why i hate Godot

SHUTT UUPPPPPPPPPPPP NOOOOOOOOOO

IT WAS A LOCALIZATION ERROR (iirc) THEY FIXED IT IN THE ANIME HE DOESN’T CALL HER KITTEN

#doctorsiren #not art #siren speaks #ISTG NOOOO #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #are you two the same anon or was this just an opportunity #ALSO HE DIDN’T JUST CALL MIA KITTEN #HE CALLED FAWLES KITTEN TOO #if he had the chance he probably would have called the judge kitten as well #in the anime he makes a reference to a cub entering a lion’s den a couple of times but never says kitten

[taffybuns]

am i the crazy one for thinking I Remember You fits Thistle and Delgal

#noooo i shant think about it.. #ask #anon

[butwhatifidothis]

So, why do some people who love Crimson Flower always go on about how the English translation is pure evil? Because they always say that "oh, Treehouse hated Edelgard," but they never do a side-by-side comparison of why the English translaton is significantly more pro-Dimitri and anti-Edelgard (notice who they leave out in that) than the Japanese script.

From what I've seen, it seems to come from early fandom interpretations of 3H saying that it was "mistranslated to make Edelgard look worse" that came from people who, uh. Primarily didn't actually speak Japanese, or otherwise had a fairly severe misunderstanding of it.

You'll see this with pretty much every big-name event that is claimed to have been "mistranslated" in general. The AM parley, the Continue To Kill no u, Faerghus Toxic Masculinity, and "the Dream Interview calls her an antagonist not a villain" are the Big 4 of this thing happening, and all four of them have been thoroughly debunked as nonsense by people who actually speak and understand Japanese. That's probably why the actual MAJORITY of events that get the "this was mistranslated to make Edelgard look worse" card don't actually have that side-by-side comparison you mention (since there's WAY more smaller things that they say this about, for example Dimitri was TOTALLY JOKING with Edelgard during Gronder 1 and TOTALLY WASN'T freaked the fuck out at her "jokes"), because the people who claim this are 0-4 on being correct about this for four of the most important examples of this supposedly happening.

So they'll kinda just say anything is Totally A Mistranslation in the hopes that the English-speaking fandom who for the most part don't speak Japanese will believe them, and through that believe them on what the game is "actually" trying to say. With that being, of course, that Edelgard was completely and utterly right about literally actually factually every single thing she has ever said in the game ever and literally actually factually every single other person who disagrees with her is completely and utterly wrong (unless what they're saying is, of course, in alignment with what Edelgard is saying).

And if anyone who actually knows what they're talking about comes in and corrects them - even nicely! - they'll either go on about how everyone is coming after them (read: people who understand Japanese are correcting someone who doesn't understand Japanese about something that exclusively revolves around understanding Japanese), or they'll accuse that person of being a liar/sexist/homophobic POS who just wants the poor little gay bean that is Edelgard to be pure and utter evil since they totally view all gay women to be pure and utter evil.

All this, from what I can gather, is mostly to serve as a justification as to why they like Edelgard since they view liking her as a villain to be a genuine mark of bad character, for some reason. They want to believe that she's the progressive figure who does everything for the little guy for one reason or another, and so grab for any excuse they can give her they can think of to make their interpretation of her not seem so unfounded against all of the evidence Edelgard provides the player that she really is just an imperialist who doesn't really give a shit about her people if doing so gives even the slightest bump to her goal of forceful unification. All because daring to like villains is just soooo baaaaad lmao

#ask #anon #anti edelgard #anti-edelgard #edelgard critical #edelgard discourse #just to be safe #oh noooo i spelled out Edelgard's name in tags meant to be blacklisted can't wait for this post to be screencapped on Twitter lmao #anyway. #it's why they so often BLOW THE FUCK UP on people who like Rhea - they see her as an ontological villain so anyone who likes her must be ba #same with Dimitri and why he has ''manpain'' instead of trauma and ''toxic masculinity'' instead of mental illness #and why they can't fuckin' decide on where Claude slots in since he agrees with Edelgard on something but still stands against her #which is why you get either Edelgard's Cool POC Friend or Satan for him #because villains are bad and liking villains is bad so people who like villains are bad #so Edelgard CAN'T be a villain because then they'd be bad people for doing the Bad Action of liking a villain #hence them making up mistranslations that ~totally prove~ that Edelgard isn't a villain #(while they ignore all of the ACTUAL mistranslations that show off how much more blatantly villainous she is in the JPN version) #not the first time this sort of thing's happened in fandom it's just always annoying when it happens

[yandere-daydreams]

I'm changing my vote to Eldritch capitano in a santa hat that's a great idea

i was actually going to do an option that was something along the lines of santa!gojo + mrs. claus!geto, but i figured throwing actual characters into the poll would tip the scales a little too far. the true meaning of christmas is ultimately disappointing novelty and who am i to disagree with that.

#the closest thing you're getting is dilf santa #but noooo y'all are never happy with the array of fuckable santas i provide for you year after year #fuck the unknowable deities on your plate or don't fuck anything at all >:[ #personal #anon ask

[ad-hawkeye]

dom daddy artem is so mid in a funny way because it requires you to actively ignore all the times themis/his cards have made it clear that he would not act like that in favor of two mid cards that feel like the writers going “here damn since you won’t stop asking”instead of “guys look he always had this side to him^^”

HELP. LITERALLY. i know i have said this before, but like. if i wanted a daddy dom otome boy i'd go play literally any other otome game.

like wow... you think the serious attorney guy who wears a suit all the time is a daddy dom?

daddy dom is one of those terms im taking away from fandom and putting on the shelf. yandere too. they're both getting tucked away until people actually apply them to characters properly

#asks #anon #fifty shades of artem #im sure i could think of a few more words to add to the shelf #hahahaha nooooo don't take these characters at surface level and assign them a generic trope you find hot ahaha noooo #my loving mutuals get the terms pass tho <3 nothing you guys do is ever surface level you're allowed the whole dictionary

[thefanciestborrower]

Zuko…?

Yeah Zuko….

He’s got vore potential

#I…anon your stalking skills are impressive I commented on 1 post about him #he’s goofy and I totally don’t have a vore drawing of him buried on my blog what noooo #uhh anyways #ask #anon ask #vore mention #soft vore #safe vore #fandom vore

[inkykeiji]

Yk what would be funny, reader having a crush on shigaraki while he was a twink with his short blue hair. A gamerboy who visited the arcade often. She's stealing glances at him while they play games there and time passes, canon stuff happens but shigaraki (long white hair in a suit, more mascular) does confront reader but reader is like (who are you... wheres the gamer twink at?)

HAHAHA omg anon i love this so much, that’s actually so cute ehehe (*/ω＼*) they really are two different evolutions of tomura like,, they both retain his core traits, but those traits manifest so differently between the two versions. i love muscular Daddy Bossman tomura but i do miss scrawny virgin gamer boy tomura quite a bit

#he comes back and ur like hold on a minute;;; bring the virgin back #entitled little brat tomura (failure) vs entitled big brat tomura (successful) #hahahaha i miss him #i have noooo idea what’s going on in the manga rn #ah well #anyway anon!!! #pls have a gr8 saturday n stay safe!! <3 #inky.bb #clari gets mail

[automatonknight]

Kurier and Benny getting up to no good, silly style

baby didn't, in fact, get it

#ANON YOU...scored right into the middle of my board with this one i was just thinking about their dynamic yesterday. THANK YOUUU!!!! :3 #art #doodle #sketch #fnv #fallout new vegas #benny gecko #courier oc #benny fnv #fnv benny #this was soooo fun to make too<3 epic awesomesauce ask!!!!! #ok ok so maybe tags arent the best place to talk about how i think these two would mix but but!! #ok so. i think benny would first and foremost not be scared of kurier at all because she has the reputation of a goody two shoes that #doesnt like killing. in fact i think he would try to exploit its kindness and use it for favors before ultimately getting rid of it #OR SO is his plan...he gets captured etc etc #and kurier is like aww no not my. fucking cringeguy noooo #(it initially didnt like him but i think they both grew more comfortable after a while and became friends) #anyways so. kurier has to kill him etc etc boohoo its sad i forgor where i was going with this i might. write a post or something byee