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nie7027 · 5 years

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Super5 headcanons part 3

Part 1 Part 2 Part3 Part 4 Part 5

Thank you everybody for saying such nice things of part 2 (as i said i wasnt that confident so it made me really happy to know you liked it) and sorry for taking so long but school is a bitch and almost killed my inspiration. Anyway here comes part 3

Minegishi: i just got out work. Can someone care to tell me what happened?

Hatori: uhh, yeah . sorry

Hatori: i got out of work like an hour ago and came home to find Shimazaki sleeping on MY bed

Hatori: Shibata was already at the gym and shimazaki hasnt waken up so i dont know much more??

Hatori: i dont know either what to do...

Shibata: is he still there? I told him to take my bed!

Hatori: well he clearly didnt...

Minegishi: ok but HOW did you find him exactly?

Shibata: ill tell you later guys. My next class is about to start

Shibata: And dont worry Hatori! i dont think hell wake up anytime soon.

Shibata: You should have seen him carrying the dog! It was cute <3

Shibata: in a strange way

Minegishi: dog?? WHAT DOG?

Hatori: did you just say "carrying"?

Shibata: sorry guys gtg

Hatori: shit WAIT

Hatori: where am i supposed to sleep now? I cant sleep on the couch!

Shibata: you can sleep with me

Hatori: WHAT? NO

Shibata: Do you prefer to wake him up?

Hatori: I pick the right side

Minegishi: No homo

Hatori: fUCk U

Shimazaki wakes the next morning to the sound of someone gagging to his right

"THE HELL IS THAT SMELL? WHY DO YOU STINK SO MUCH?" yells Hatori before letting out a muffled yelp when the pillow Shimazaki threw hits him square on the face

Shibata, probably alerted by Hatoris screams, comes running and asks from the doorframe "Whats going here?"

"THAT BASTARD SMELLS LIKE POOP AND NOW MY BED WILL SMELL TOO" says Hatori while pointing at the man on his bed who is just groaning clearly annoyed at being awaken

"Hmm it was probably the dog" says Shibata pensive and then looks carefully at shimazaki "You dont have more clothes dont you?"

"Holy shit! Thats true. Youve been using the same clothes since then..."

Shimazaki cant understand why it suddenly matters so much to them "No i dont. Now that that has been cleared up can i go back to sleep?"

"You have to change first. Hatoris clothes wont fit you. so take a shower while i search for something to lend you" says shibata and then turns to Hatori "you gotta go now or you are gonna be late. Dont worry todays my day off, Ill wash your bed"

"Thanks man" says Hatori and then quickly discusses something abouy dinner with shibata before leaving the apartment. Shimazaki can only stare. He just wants to sleep.

But before he can turn his back and return to sleep Shibata is already on him hurrying him to the shower.

Shimazaki doesnt like the idea of giving up his clothes to Shibata (he doesnt like letting go of his possesions because Mental eye cant find inanimate objects and he learned early on life how easy it was to lose things) but even he is starting to get nauseous at the smell of trash and he isnt in the mood to deal with it himself

Shibatas clothes fit loosely but they are comfy, besides once he gets out the shower the man has breakfast ready for him (theres still a box of his favourite cereal) and leaves him to his own devices while he does laundry.

By the end of the day Shimazaki has his own clothes back and they are softer than he remembers ("its the softener" says Shibata, "the what?" responds shimazaki)

Minegishi and Hatori arrive later with boxes of take out and they eat together in awkward silence until Minegishi casually asks with a smirk if Hatori and Shibata slept well at which shibata laughs and tells them Hatori is a blanket hogger which in turn makes Hatori complain about shibatas snores.

The childish fight continues and even though Shimazaki doesnt take part in it he listens atently

At the end he returns to minegishis apartment that night and sleeps on the couch. Neither of them uttering a word of what happened.

The next time Minegishi asks him to go grocery shopping he accepts.

This is stupid. This was a waste of his time.

Shimazaki couldnt read price tags or labels and he didnt know what he was doing here or why Minegishi had brought him

At most he could tell apart boxes from cans and the weight of things but he couldnt differentiate whether he was holding a can of tuna from a can of yakitori sauce or 1k of salt from 1k of sugar without having to ask somebody else.

It was even worse when it came to liquids if the milk/juice failure was anything to go by

After the first few failures of trying to pick stuff Minegishi had tried to teach him about couponing and discounts but then again he had to ask him the price everytime and they both soon got tired of it

All he could do was to touch and feel the fruit and vegetables trying to tell apart the riped from the rotten/damaged

Looking for any bump, hole, softness...things Minegishi taught him

It was stupid.

Minegishi could ripen/fix any plant with his powers and they both knew it

This was a waste of time.

He hated every second of this and wanted to go already but Minegishi had been hellbent on him learning at least this and left him in the fruits section to pick whatever he deemed best while he finished the shopping.

And that was what he was TRYING to do when a store clerk had the brilliant idea of addressing him

In his defense they had been almost 3 hours here and he had been done since the first. The fact he didnt even know what the hell he was holding anymore except that it was round and ripe not helping his annoyance.

He turned to tell her to fuck off. He just wanted to intimadate her. Force her to leave him alone.

He may have gone a little bit overboard.

He opened his eyes.

"Excuse me sir. Customers arent supposed to grab the tomatoes with their bare hands. The bags are-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Her scream could be heard all around the store

Before he could teletransport away the tomato he was holding twisted and tangled its newly grown vines around his hand in a tight grip. (The sight of it clearly didnt help the girl's panic)

"Dont even think about it" hissed a pissed Minegishi when he passed by his side on his way towards the screaming girl.

Minegishi couldnt feel more stupid than he was feeling a the moment.

In his haste to initiate Shimazaki on the path of becoming a civil person he had somehow forgotten the man was actually blind (not his fault it was so easy to forget when you have seen him destroying entire buildings).

He had tried. He had really tried to come up with any way to fix this mess of a trip but it was getting late and they hadnt even started their actual shopping.

So at the end he gave up and left Shimazaki to the only task he thought could keep him busy and at the same time allowed minegishi to keep track of the mans position anytime while he hurriedly finished the shopping. It was a good plan. What could go wrong?

The moment he heard the scream he knew everything could and will go wrong where it concerned Shimazaki.

Thankfully he could feel he was still holding something vegetal (a tomato?) so Minegishi quickly dashed (shopping cart forgotten) to the mans position and the screaming girl.

His first instict had been to go and calm the girl even though he didnt know what had happened but when he realized people were starting to stare he quickly grabbed Shimazakis arm and dragged him the way he came.

"The fuck did you do?" Minegishi asked once they were in another aisle safe from curious stares

"I did nothing!" responded Shimazaki somewhat offended

" As if! What did you do to her? "

"I didnt do shit to her! I was just doing the fruit thing you asked me!" he raised his hand to show the tomato still holding onto it

"And? Why was she even near you?" mineshiki asked while his powers disentagled the vines and took the tomato

"ITS YOUR FAULT APPARENTLY WE ARENT SUPPOSED TO PICK THE FRUIT"

"Huh? What? I always do-THATS NOT IMPORTANT! Why was she screaming?!"

"I told her off"

"What? People dont scream like that when someone tells them off, even when you..." Shimazaki was clearly hiding something "How did you do it exactly?" minigishi asks with narrowed eyes

"....i may have opened my eyes"

"Your eyes?" minegishi stares increduously "whats that- oh" hes about to ask what was that supposed to mean when he remembers Shimazakis bottomless eyes caused by his physic powers. He may have gotten used to his hollow stare but he still remembers what he felt the first time he saw it. The girls scream finally making sense "You never open your eyes unless you want to threaten someome...did you want to threaten a simple clerk?? "

"No"

"Then?

"i just forgot!" shimazaki huffed

"You...forgot?"

"YES CAN WE GO NOW?" irritation lacing the mans tone

It was that moment that Minegishi realized this trip was taking a bigger toll on shimazaki than he (and probably even the man himself) anticipated and sighed.

"Yeah, i was almost finished anyway lets find the cart"

Shimazaki silently followed.

They finished the shopping without any further accident and while they waited in line to pay something caught minegishis eyes. It was just what he needed.

There was a row of cheap aviator glasses hanging in display.

After some considerantion he grabbed one of the pair with the mirror lens kind and handed them to a now calmer Shimazaki "Here, put this"

Shimazaki who had been following Minegishis movements asked curiously "whats this?"

"Glasses. In case you forget to keep your eyes closed again people wont be able to see your eyes. Put them on and open your eyes. i need to see if they fit and if they'll work"

He miraculously did.

The frame was thicker than it was supposed to be for these kind of glasses (a crude imitation of the stylish kind people wear in magazines) but they fitted and the mirror lens hid perfectly shimazakis glowing irises(?) (Hell never know)

"How do they feel?"

"Strange"

"You could wear them only when you are out in public. They are cheap. Ill buy them and you can do whatever you want with them"

Shimazaki took them off and when it was time to pay he handed them to minegishi

Once outside shimazaki at first refused to teletransport the bags back to the apartment but complied once Minegishi told him he would force him to help carry the bags all the way if he didnt do it AND promised to buy take out to eat.

Minegishi thought the glasses had been left forgotten in the bags but the next morning while he was getting ready to work he noticed they were laying folded on top of a sleeping shimazaki

When Hatori and Shibata inevitably asked about Shimazakis new glasses(that he now used all the time) minegishi told them about what was now deemed as the "supermarket incident"

The next times they went shopping Minegishi stayed all the time with Shimazaki and kept teaching him about vegetables and any thing that came to his mind.

Once they finished (everytime quicker than the previos) it became Shimazakis job to drop the goods at the apartment in exchange of picking what they were going to eat that day

It wasnt exactly what Minegishi had planned but it was a progress (or that was what he thought until Hatori complained about tripping on shopping bags that suddenly appeared in the middle of the hall whenever Shimazaki dropped something there)

Shibata was annoyed because even though they all agreed Shimazaki was behaving nicer the others didnt still believe him about the whole puppy ordeal

so that, coupled with the nagging feeling he had left after washing shimazakis clothes and after hearing about the market incident made him come up with a plan

"A mall trip?? What for?" hatori asked perplexed

"He has just one shirt"

"So?"

"He has been wearing it since we were together, actually i dont remember him wearing anything else ever"

"Thats his problem!"

"HIS JACKET HAS BULLET HOLES " replied shibata getting impatient with how much it was taking Hatori to understand

"He probably likes it that way??" said Hatori still not getting it

"Actually ive been thinking the same. I noticed the bullet holes too" finally came Minegishis voice from the receiver. He was was working at the moment because if they wanted to do this he had to work a double shift to free one day. "I dont think he has anything else"

"See? Minegishis with me!" exclaimed thriumohantly Shibata which only made Hatori roll his eyes

"Fine! i get it! Ive seen the bullet holes too...but i dont get why does it have to be us?"

"Because we are his friends" easily replied Shibata causing Hatori to frown at this

"Are we really? When has he done something for us?" hatoris tone suddenly turning serious "You are literally asking me to spend one of my few days off shopping clothes with MY MONEY for a guy who wanted to kill me mere months ago?"

"We dont know that" said shibata

Hatori trew him a glance that clearly was supposed to mean 'you gotta be kidding' "Look, do we even know if he likes us back?"

At this both men kept silence until shibata dared to speak "he is wearing the glasses"

"God forbid me for forgetting those damn glasses! Guys, im just saying we are already doing so much for him for nothing! why do we need to do more?"

"Because thats what good people do" came Minegishis response and shibata nodded firmly making hatori huff. He was gonna regret this.

" fine! But do we even know if hes gonna like what we buy? If hes gonna even wear it? As you said we had never seen with other clothes"

"Thats why we are gonna take him with us!" said Shibata, glad that this was finnally getting somewhere

Hatori turned to look at the phone "didnt you said you believed shopping stressed him?"

"Mmm these last times had been better" said minegishi

"What if he actually doesnt care about the clothes or-"

"He does" replied Shibata and Minegishi in unison making Hatori stare confusedly

"How do you know?"

Shibata thought back to the hesitance he noticed on shimazaki when he handed him his clothes but didnt think the man in question would like it if he went and tell this to the others and was debating this when minegishi spoke again "Ive noticed someone has been using my softener and i doubt its the plants"

Hatori frowned and then sighed

"You both have settled your minds dont you?" hatori asked and then grumbled when an unison "yes" was heard

"Do you realize we are working with a lot of 'maybes' and 'probably'?"

"Maybe" said the voice from the receiver and Hatori could swear he could hear minegishis smirk

"C'mon man! We have done worse than this" said Shibata happily clapping Hatoris back

"Ugh FINE That bastard better be grateful" grumbled Hatori

This part forced me to think of shimazakis past and now i made myself sad (this isnt the first time he wears glasses)

So the market incident and the glasses scene was stuff i thought about since i started these and was really excited to write it. I hope i did them justice .

I didnt realize how much longer part II was compared to part I so i think part III ended in a nice middle ground.

Haha i again didnt reach the scene i planned to reach(the prank) and at this pace this thing will have 6 parts. Someone save me

Anyway hope you like it and for those of you who dont know I am writing a Teru-centric fanfic about his decision to visit his parents and the aftermath and ill appreciate it if you could check it out (link here) and tell me what you think or at least share it so more people can see it because tumblr sucks and wont let me do it.

See you next time

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #shimazaki ryou #minegishi toshiki #shibata hiroshi #hatori nazomu #mp100 spoilers #manga spoilers #i think that tag doesnt apply here #super5 headcanons #nie's writing

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serraphima · 4 years

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All the abc OC questions for Erin!

aaaaaaaaaaaaa ty mara, imma put it under a read more so there isnt a huge thing to scroll through

A1. what are your oc’s natural abilities, things they’ve been doing since young? shes a pyromancer and a dumbass2. what activities have they participated in? uh they were in robotics club in college3. what abilities do they have that they’ve worked for? (no clue what that means) but she keeps her friend aria alive with the augments she makes4. what things are they bad at? talking to cute girls, being a person5. what is their most impressive talent? she can dislocate her shoulder on command

B1. what is their hair color? red2. what is their eye color? green3. how tall are they? like 5′44. how old are they? 32 i think?5. how much do they weigh? 160

C1. how do they sit in a chair? the wrong way all the time2. in what position do they sleep? curled up in a ball3. what is their ideal comfort day? chilling out with her partners4. what is their major comfort food? why? anything with a strong lemon taste that isnt a lemon5. who is the best at comforting them when down? her partners

D1. how would they decorate a house if they had one under their name? she cant decorate worth a damn2. how would they decorate their child’s room? she wouldnt have any kids tbh3. how do they decorate their own room? posters everywhere, failed experiments and other stuff strewn about with clothes4. what type of clothes and accessories do they wear? she likes tight pants, crop tops, and a denim vest with boots on warm days, on cold days she wears skirts, tights, long sleeve tops and flannel with a denim vest5. do they like makeup/nail/beauty trends? she likes them in theory, not in practice since shes terrible with doing makeup

E1. does the way they do things portray their internal personality? kinda? like shes outgoing sometimes but shes also likes being alone, it depends on whos shes with2. do they do things that conform to the norm? only norm she conforms with is being gay3. do they follow trends or do their own thing? she does her own thing sometimes, follows trends other times4. are they up-to-date on the internet fads? she tries to keep up but hardly can5. do they portray their personality intentionally or let people figure it out on their own? she portrays herself as she is (ie a sarcastic bitch with a dry wit)

F1. what do they do for fun? set fire to things2. what is their ideal party? not a party person3. who would they have the most fun with? she loves being with her partners and has the most fun with them4. can they have fun while conforming to rules? she could if she was boring5. do they go out a lot? she doesnt really go out on her own a lot

G1. what is their most attractive external feature? shes happy with how her thighs and ass are so she loves showing them off as much as she can2. what is the most attractive part of their personality? shes extremely caring but doesnt like to show it to everyone3. what benefits come with being their friend? being a human test subject, you get to learn how to do fighting games, and seeing her in default state (which is only a bra and underwear)4. what parts of them do they like and dislike? she likes her thighs and ass, hates having her cock5. what parts of others do they envy? she envies that faith has a vagina and cant wait to get her own

H1. do they rather a hot or cold room? she likes a hot place, she cant function in the cold2. do they prefer summer or winter? she loves summer3. do they like the snow? she likes melting snow with fireballs but besides that she hates snow4. do they have a favorite summer activity? she likes going to concerts in the summer5. do they have a favorite winter activity? stay indoors with her partners and watch scary movies

I1. what is their sexuality? shes homoromantic bisexual2. have they ever questioned their sexuality? oh the entirety of her high school life3. have they ever questioned their gender? kinda, shes trans and had some trouble realizing that but shes happy now4. would/was their family be okay with them being LGBT? they arent5. how long would/did it take for them to come out? her parents dont know a lot of whats going on with her after her second stay in the psych ward when she came out to them, but her friends knew the second erin knew

J1. what makes them happy? making her partners happy2. who makes them happy? her partners3. are there any songs that bring them joy? anytime her favorite band releases a new song4. are they happy often? somewhat5. what brings them the most joy in the world? being with her partners and helping aria not be close to death

K1. have they ever thought about suicide? yeah2. have they ever thought about homicide? thought about doing it outright? no, but some of the test subjects she finds dont live through everything3. if they could kill anyone without punishment, would they? who? her parents4. who would miss them if they died? her partners5. who would be happy they died, anyone? probably her parents

L1. what is their favorite fruit? apple slices2. what is their least favorite fruit? whole apples3. are there any foods they hate? spicy foods4. do they have any food intolerances? she cant handle spicy stuff5. what is their favorite food? chicken picatta

M1. would they want a daughter or a son? probably a daughter2. how many children do they want? ideally none3. would they be a good parent? shes constantly worried shell end up like her parents4. what would they name a son? what would they name a daughter? son would be named azarel, daughter would be named valeria5. would they adopt? probably

N1. what would they never do? hard drugs and be in a gangbang2. what have they never done that they want to do? be in a gangbang3. is there anything they absolutely can’t believe people do? have a good relationship with their parents4. what is the most embarrassing thing they’ve done? thought she was a straight guy5. have they done anything they thought they’d never do? successfully keep someone alive

O1. are they optimistic or pessimistic? she finds both to be annoying and doesnt like answering that question (shes more pessimistic than optimistic)2. are they openly optimistic, throwing it on others? no3. are they good at giving advice? not in the slightest4. is there anyone in their life that throws optimism on them? probably bel5. were they always optimistic? nope

P1. what is their best personality trait? her quick wit2. what is their worst personality trait? her inability to read emotions3. what of their personality do others love? her caring nature4. what of their personality do others envy? her scathing remarks when other people are dumb near her5. do they hate anything about their personality/about other’s personalities? she hates she cant read emotion that well and hates overly chipper people

Q1. do they ask for help? nope2. do they ask questions in class? and look like a nerd? fuck that3. do they answer questions that make them a little uncomfortable? she tries to4. do they ask weird questions? more often than not5. are they curious? yes

R1. do they follow rules? theyre more guidelines and guidelines are more lenient to following than rules are (doesnt really follow the rules)2. would they be a strict or laid-back parent? shed be a bad parent3. have they ever been consequenced for breaking a rule? many times4. have they broken any rules they now regret breaking? nope5. do they find any rules they/others follow absolutely ridiculous? she find a lot of rules pointless

S1. are they street-smart? not really2. would they give money to someone on the streets? yes she does that a lot3. have they ever gotten in a fight on the streets? many times4. has anything happened to them on the streets? she beat up people sexually harassing her5. are they cautious when out? she carries a pistol and a knife everywhere

T1. are they honest? she tries to be2. can they tell if someone is lying? not well3. is it obvious when they’re lying? if you know her yes, if you dont its hard4. have they lied about anything they regret lying about? nope5. have they told truths that have been spread against their will? kinda?

U1. have they been bullied? yes2. have they bullied anyone? also yes3. have they been physically attacked by a bully? no4. have they ever been doubted? not as often as she believes5. have they surprised people with being good at something? people who dont pay attention to her a lot so she constantly surprises them when they start to pay attention to her

V1. do they vomit often? she hasnt puked since she was a baby and shes proud of that2. do they get lots of stomach aches? yes3. are they good at comforting someone ill? no4. what do they like as far as comfort goes? being warm and cozy5. do they burp, cough, or hiccup most when nauseous? when vomiting? she hiccups a lot when shes nauseous

W1. do they drink enough water? she doesnt like water, it feels weird in her mouth2. have they learned to swim? yes3. do they like to swim? a bit4. can they dive? no5. can they swim without holding their nose? yes

X1. what is their favorite genre of music? lot of good bass and drum lines, hard guitar riffs2. do they have a favorite song? anything her favorite band puts out3. do they have a favorite band/artist/singer? yeah but good luck getting her to tell you (babymetal)4. can they sing well? a bit5. can they rap? nope

Y1. how old were you when you created them? i think like 19 or 202. what inspired you to create them? i kinda figured out i was trans and wanted a character like me but that was a girl (so i project onto her a lot)3. were they different when they were first created? she started out as a destiny oc, she was my warlock4. do you enjoy writing them more than other characters? i cant say tbh5. what’s your favorite thing about them? shes a lot like me

Z1. what’s their favorite animal? cats2. do they like animals? she likes cats3. cats or dogs? cats4. what’s their dream pet? like a big cat but housecat sized5. do they have any pets at the moment? nope

#barovias-sweetheart

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whumppile · 7 years

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Could you write a fic where peter is overworking himself really hard and it kind of makes his healing factor stop working just before a battle?

Yes, I can! I’m soo sorry this took so long and that it is soo shit like, honestly I’m sorry that you have to read this crap. Your poor eyes. I spent all day on it and did my best but it just hasnt come out the way I wanted. Anyway, great prompt just me a terrible writer, this is called “Overworked and unwilling to follow the rules.” I’ll also post this on my ff.net and ao3 accounts

“Pay attention to what’s going on around you. Civilian’sdon’t always do the smart thing and run, sometimes they stop and take picturesfirst, so you need to make sure you’re aware of any potential- Peter are youlistening to me?”

The teenager let out a small snort as he woke, arms flailinga little from where he hung upside down from a web in one of the training roomsin the Avengers compound.

“Uhh…yes?”

Tony sighed. “Were you sleeping just now?”

The bright eyes of the mask narrowed, as he no doubt made avery guilty expression from under the fabric. “What? No, I’m listening to yourgreat advice!”

Tony wouldn’t have believed him anyway, but rolled his eyesas the kid incriminated himself even more, whispering to his suit. Tony rolledhis eyes. Peter was not as covert as he probably thought, and he could hearevery word.

“Hey Karen, what was he talking about? Never mind, I canjust go through the baby monitor footage later. Also, we need a better name forthat.”

Tony walked towards Peter, spinning him from his web withone finger as he frowned.

“If this is boring you, we can reschedule. Do you normallyfall asleep in class?”

Peter waved his arms about, trying to stop the spinning ashe defended himself, voice high. “No, I’m not bored! I’m just…I don’t know, I’vebeen tired lately.”

Tony’s glare softened a little, changing its tone from angryto concerned. He patted the teenagers side, nodding to himself.

“Okay, training’s done for the day, go have a nap and getsomething from the kitchen.”

He left, and Peter sighed, dropping down from his web as hesulked. He knew Tony was disappointed.

He really hadn’t meant to fall asleep, in fact, he loved histraining sessions, he just hadn’t had any energy recently. He had school duringthe weekday, with patrols afterwards, then the weekends were full of trainingwith the avengers. He loved it, but it may have been taking a toll on him.

Karen’s calm voice came to his ears, quiet and confused.“Why didn’t you tell him you are feeling unwell?”

Peter shook his head as he walked to his room. “I’m supposedto be training to be an Avenger, Karen. And Avengers don’t take sick days, badguys and aliens don’t stop just because I’m tired. I have to push through it,like they all would.”

He pulled his mask off before Karen could reply, and sat onhis bed. He really wanted to sleep, and Mr Stark had told him to, because hedidn’t usually get much sleep after patrols. But, the thought of taking a napwhile the others were training or doing important things, was just pathetic andhe quickly went to his desk to study instead.

He could barely concentrate, his brain feeling like a lump ofwet paper for…whatever reason. He had probably been pushing himself a bit toofar over the past weeks, and he knew it, but he meant what he’d said to Karen.He couldn’t take time off, he had to push through.

In the end, he didn’t have much time to himself anyway, asan alarm rang through the building and flashed on his suit. Peter slipped hismask back on and ran from the room as he spoke to his AI.

“Karen, what’s going on?”

Her voice rang through his ears, while Peter ran through thecompound, looking for the others. He found them in the ops room, where Tonytold him they gathered before missions.

“There has been an attack downtown, and the Avengers arerequired to take care of it. It seems to be caused by Aliens through anotheruniversal breach.”

Peter skid into the room, gaining the attention of Cap, whowas strapping on his gear, and he came over to pat the kid on the shoulder.

“You ready for this?”

Peter’s eyes went wide as he smiled beneath the mask. Hisfirst official mission with the Avengers. His voice was high and excited as hepractically bounced on his feet.

“Yes, Sir.”

Steve smiled and started giving orders to the rest of theteam, and Peter had never been so thrilled to be yelled at.

“We don’t know much about these creatures, and we won’tuntil Thor shows up. He’s been notified but he’s in a different realm rightnow, so it might be a while till he gets here. The area has already beenevacuated of civilian’s but remember to keep an eye out for each other, useyour coms, and stay focused.”

Peter squared his shoulders and followed them to the attacksight, more than ready to get to work.

It was different having team mates, rather than tacklingmissions on his own, but it was a good different, and he loved it. Thor arrivedafter a little while, and Peter laughed as the Asgardian gave another jovialbattle cry and launched himself at a group of aliens coming his way.

Caps voice came through the coms. “Spider-Man, I could useyour help with this herd over here, just be careful of their spikes, I thinkthey act like tasers.”

Peter hurried over to where he was called, thinking aboutall the things he had to tell Ned. His best friend would lose his mind if heknew what he was doing; so would his Aunt, but she would be less thrilled, infact, he made a mental note to keep her away from any news reports that hecould, so she wouldn’t see him in danger and go nuts.

Peter swung across buildings, to where Cap was taking on asizable group of aliens, ugly looking creatures with horns and spikes all overthem, like a stepped-on tiger combined with a rhinoceros and a rock.

They were so big and strong, they could take down wholebuildings in minutes, and it was hard work trying to stop them. Thankfully theywere pretty stupid too.

Cap called to Peter again, voice strained as he threw one ofthe aliens across the sky for Tony to catch and toss back in the portal.

“I could use some webs over here!”

Peter got quickly to work, running across the walls ofbuildings around him as he spun webs, to make a pen to trap the aliens in. Thorlaughed, loud and booming, making Peter smile.

“He can walk on walls!”

Peter tied off the last web and swung to one of the cornersas the other avengers went off to sort the other aliens, who had turned out tobe the intergalactic equivalent of very violent cattle. They couldn’t killthem, only send them back to their very apologetic owner.

The aliens weren’t as happy to be trapped, and one of themran towards him, slamming into his thin frame before he could move out of theway. Peter was glad he’d been away from the others when he was hit, so theydidn’t have to see him fly across the street, smashing through a glass storefront.

Cap had been right, the alien’s spikes carried an electriccharge, and he felt his entire body seize and shake as he landed on the floorof the electronics store. He groaned in pain as his body trembled, musclestensing and relaxing sporadically with the aftereffects of the taser spikes.

It was a good minute or two before it stopped, body feelingweak and shaky as he lay on the ground.

Karen’s voice was muffled to his ears but he could tell shewas concerned, or as concerned as an AI could be.

“Peter, are you, all right? I need you to respond, or I willhave to notify Mr Stark.”

The teenager struggled to sit up, as the last of thetwitching stopped, and ground out an answer from behind clenched teeth.

“I’m…ugh…I’m okay. Don’t tell him, anything.”

Everything was kind of fuzzy, the suit’s vision flickeringslightly from the surge of electricity that had coursed through it, and Peter’shead felt fuzzy.

But he knew he had to get up and get back to the fight, andhe attempted to get back to his feet, only to fall back to the ground amidstthe glass and broken phones, screaming out in pain.

Karen’s voice came back, too loud for Peters sore head. “Iadvise you to stay down and allow me to call for help. I have detected a displacedspiral fracture in your tibia shaft, and it can be quite serious. I have alsodetected a concussion, two cracked ribs, a stab wound, and multiple smallcontusions.”

Peter tried to breathe through the pain in his leg, heavyand agonising, making him feel a little nauseous as he lay on the ground.

“What stab wound?”

“On your left side, just below your ribs. I cannot tell howdeep it is, but you need to stop the bleeding. I advise calling Tony for help.”

Peter’s eyes just wanted to close, and he really felt likehaving a nap, but the sounds of battle were still going on and he needed to getup. He lifted one heavy hand to his side, quickly finding the wound, as bloodflowed down his side. It hurt like hell, and he lifted his head, to look down,only realising what had caused it when he saw the burnt suit pieces surroundingit. It must have been the taser spike, which would explain why it felt like itfelt like it was burnt.

“But if it had an electric charge wouldn’t that mean itwould have cauterised the wound and stopped the bleeding?” Peters voice wasstrained, as he tried to get a decent breath in.

Karen let out a hum, as if considering, as she flickedthrough medical files, trying to find a solution.

“Yes, but perhaps the wound is not solely caused by thespike. I cannot give adequate information about the wound, as my sensors over itwere destroyed when you were stabbed.”

Peter grunted in annoyance and pain, as he lifted his handonce more, to the wound, trying not to throw up as he slipped his fingersthrough the blood and torn pieces of suit to inspect the gash.

What else could be making it bleed if it wasn’t the spike?

And then he felt it; there was a shard of glass buried inhis side, blood pouring out from around it.

Peter suddenly felt very sick, and very afraid.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck. Shit.”

“Peter, what is it?”

His voice was shakier than before, and it was getting harderto breathe.

“There’s…there’s a piece of glass in there. It felt prettybig, and I don’t…I don’t know what to do.”

Karen searched her database again, as she spoke calmly.

“Everything will be all right, Peter.”

The teenager grunted, and let his head drop back to theground, hand pressing to the wound in an attempt to stop the bleeding.

“You’re only saying that because you’re programmed to makeme feel better, you don’t even know if it’s true.”

Karen swiped through some more medical files. “Would youlike me to stop?”

Peter sucked in a shaky breath, trying not to cry. “No.”

He didn’t know what to do. It hurt so bad, everything hurt,and his injuries could be serious, so he knew he shouldn’t move. But, he’d seenCap keep going after some hard hits, and Natasha had once finished a missionwith three bullets in her shoulder.

They were always treating him like a kid, and he wanted toprove them wrong. He could keep going, he could do it.

“Karen, how fast do I usually heal from stuff like this?”

Her calm voice came once again, making Peter feel a littlemore in control.

“You’re accelerated healing should take care of the stabwound in a couple of hours, and your leg will heal in a few days. Your other,minor injuries, should be gone within the hour.”

Peter took a deep breath, steeling himself for what was tocome. “Thanks, Karen.”

He knew it probably wasn’t a good idea, but walking aroundwith glass inside him was worse, so he clenched his teeth, gripped the shard ofglass tight, and pulled.

It was agony, pulling it out while Karen yelled at him tostop. But he had to stop the bleeding if he wanted it to heal, and he couldn’tdo that with the glass still inside. He did his best to stay quiet but he couldn’thold back the scream of agony, and the hot tears that wet his mask, as hepulled the shard out.

He almost blacked out, vision swimming and Karen’s voicedipping in and out of his awareness. His heavy eyelids blinked open to inspectthe shard, voice slurring as he spoke.

“Fuck that’s big. Karen, give me a compression web.”

She complied, scolding him as he fired the web at his side,using it like a bandage over his wound.

“It is highly inadvisable to be moving, I will call forhelp.”

“No, don’t. It’s fine, I heal fast. By the time we finishwith these aliens and get back to the compound it will be gone. Now, I justneed a splint for my leg.”

Karen obviously didn’t want to help him go against medicaladvice, which she made very clear, but she brought up some new suit optionsanyway.

“Your suit has splint capabilities, for these sorts ofsituations. I can activate it now if you like, but it will hurt and does not,in anyway, make it safe for you to stand on your broken leg. This is to keep itin place till you find help, and should not be used as a quick fix, only aspartial treatment.”

Peter ignored her of course, throwing away the glass shardand massaging his temples to quell his headache as he replied. “Sure, let’s dothat.”

She had been right when she said it would hurt. The suitaround Peter’s leg began to stiffen and bulge a little, as it became less of afabric and more of a brace, keeping the bones in his leg from moving. It hurtlike hell, and Peter let out another cry of pain that left him panting anddizzy.

“God, today has suuucked.”

He’d felt like crap for the last few days, tired and slow,and now he was attempting to patch himself up in the middle of a battle, on thefloor of a smashed-up electronics store. At least it would be a cool story forNed.

A thought suddenly occurred to him. “Hey, Karen why hasn’tanyone said anything over the coms since I got knocked here? Is the battleover?”

“No, I have been blocking out their conversations so thatyou could concentrate, they think you are still rounding up the aliens outside.Would you like me to bring the coms back?”

Huh, that was considerate of her. “Yeah, thanks.”

He really didn’t want to get up, really didn’t want to move,but he had to get back to the fight. Cap was still giving orders through thecoms, and Tony annoying everyone by playing ACDC through his.

They sounded like they were having fun, now that they knewthe aliens weren’t invading, just accidently dropped on earth through a faultyportal. Man, aliens were weird.

Peter grit his teeth and fired a web to the ceiling, usingit to lift himself to his feet. He activated his coms while ignoring thespinning his head was doing.

“Aliens are all penned up on this end.”

Tony quickly replied, sounding out of breath from the fight.“Good job, kid. Hey, you were really quiet there for a while, you good? Youdidn’t go disappearing into any portals, did you?”

Peter tried to keep his voice steady as he carefully swunghimself out of the store, using his webs rather than walking on his bad leg,because hey, he sometimes did listen to Karen.

“Yeah, I’m good, need any help?”

Peter was beyond tired, like, get me to bed immediately or Iwill cry, tired; but he’d asked and so when Cap said yes, he went to help.

Thor was carrying one of the aliens on his back before hethrew it into the portal, and Peter swung over to them as they all herded thecreatures towards the rift in space.

But it was taking so long, and Peter wasn’t feeling anybetter. Usually, when he was hurt, he could feel himself getting stronger andthe pain going away until he was healed, which was usually pretty quick; but hedidn’t feel better, in fact he felt worse.

His head pounded, and his leg throbbed horribly, and god,his side hurt so badly he had to clench his teeth every time he moved, just sohe wouldn’t let out any noise.

Thankfully, no one seemed to notice that Peter was stayingoff his feet, choosing to instead swing from his webs or stick to the side of abuilding, but when the aliens were all gone, and they went back to thecompound, he couldn’t hide it.

The others wanted food, and the government wanted a reportof what happened, while the media wanted every scrap of story material theycould get their hands on, but Peter just wanted to sleep.

His vision was badly blurred, and his eyes kept closing oftheir own accord. Karen was still asking him if she could tell Tony about hisinjuries, but Peter couldn’t concentrate enough to formulate an answer andpulled his mask off so she’d stop talking.

He was trying to make it to his room, just trying to findsomewhere to lie down, but his head was spinning and he felt kind of sick. Itwas like his body couldn’t decide whether to throw up or pass out, so Peterjust tried to make it somewhere private before it could pick one.

There was so much noise in the kitchen, and adjoininglounge, that he thought he could slip out unnoticed, but Tony called out forhim anyway.

“Hey, nice job out there underoo’s, I think all that hardwork earns you some Pizza.”

Peter couldn’t even think about eating, and kept his headlow, waving a hand behind him in acknowledgment as he concentrated on walkingon his broken leg. He wanted to just swing to his room, but he was too tiredand that would be far too obvious.

Tony’s voice was more concerned now, because Peter’s mouthusually ran a mile a minute.

“Peter, hey are you, all right?”

He could practically feel everyone staring at him now, andknew that Tony was coming towards him, but everything was far away and fuzzyand he was pretty sure he was going to pass out any second.

Steve’s worried voice replaced Tony’s. “Is that blood?”

Peter’s body made a decision. His eyes rolled back into hishead and he fell limp, to the floor, landing heavily on his side as yells ofconcern echoed through the room.

“Peter!”

“Call Bruce, now!”

Tony ran over to the kid, heart hammering in his chest as hewatched Peter crumple to the ground, like a puppet with no strings. Cap wasclose behind him as he landed on his knees next to the teenager and placed twofingers at his throat.

“His pulse is thready and he feels cold, I think he’s goinginto shock.”

Peter didn’t react at all, to the hands suddenly coveringhim; his eyes remained closed and his pale face was lax as Cap held him on hisside and pointed to the webbing stuck to his suit.

“Tony, he’s bleeding.”

The webbing had worked as a compress for a little while, butPeter hadn’t given his body any rest, or any chance to heal, and the blood hadbegun seeping from beneath the webs without him noticing.

Tony touched his fingers to the kid’s side, paling at theamount of blood smeared over him. “Friday, ask Karen what happened.”

The answer quickly came, everyone in the room listening inshock.

“He was electrocuted, and thrown through a shop window. Thealiens spike stabbed him, before he was stabbed again with broken glass. Healso sustained a concussion, two cracked ribs, which are now broken, and adisplaced spiral fracture of the left tibia shaft. Karen advised him to gethelp, but he insisted on continuing, so he tried to fix it himself. It doesn’tseem to be working, his vitals are dangerously low. Dr Banner is on his way.”

A few mumbles and curses were whispered at the long list ofinjuries, but Tony was silent. He felt sick.

“Jesus.”

“He just kept going on a leg like that?”

Tony couldn’t think, couldn’t move; his brain and body wasfrozen as he looked down at the limp form of the fifteen-year-old he’d broughtinto this mess.

Thankfully, Steve always seemed to be able to remain calm nomatter the situation, and he quickly pressed his hands to the still-bleedingwound.

“Tony, he heals fast, it’ll be okay. We just have to getthis bleeding stopped, and let him rest, and he’ll be fine.”

Fridays voice came again, from the speakers above them, asBruce sprinted into the room. “He has been bleeding for an hour now.”

Bruce knelt beside his patient, frowning from behind hisglasses. “He should have stopped bleeding by now.”

Tony began to panic a little. “What does that mean? Whyisn’t it stopping?”

Bruce leant over Peter, quickly assessing the kid, and liftingCaps hands long enough to slip gauze under them, before holding them to Peter’sside once more.

“I don’t know, but if he doesn’t start to improve we’ll havea big problem. He’s already going into shock; he’s lost a lot of blood, Tony.”

That didn’t help him calm down, and the others, gatheredclose around, became aware of this. Rhodey came up behind his friend and tookhis shoulders.

“How about we give them some space to work?”

But Tony didn’t want to leave, he knew it was the rightthing to do of course, but he couldn’t. He didn’t move, until Rhodey’s handswere replaced with Thor’s massive ones, and he was forcibly, but gently, pulledaway.

Cap looked up from where his hands were being stained red,and it was a look that said a million things at once. Things like, I’m sorryand, it’ll be okay, and worst of all…what if it’s not?

Thor wrapped his arms around Tony, pressing him to his giantchest in a hug that was surprisingly gentle for someone so strong. “Let themwork, Peter is strong, he will be okay.”

But Bruce didn’t look his usual calm self. Even whenworking, he usually had a collectiveness to him, that put Tony at ease, becauseDr Banner always knew what he was doing.

But now, Bruce was cursing under his breath, and frowningdown at his patient, and that told Tony that something was very wrong.

“Shit, it should be healing by now. It shouldn’t still bebleeding. I don’t know what’s happening.”

Thor slowly released Tony as he turned to the scientistcrouched next to Peter.

“What do you mean you don’t know what’s happening? Why isn’the healing?”

“I don’t know!”

Tony felt as if his heart had stopped. Peter was so pale, hewasn’t moving, and now he wasn’t healing. He should have kept a closer eye onhim, he should have been there, he should never have brought him into thismess.

Bruce started giving out orders as Tony tried to remember howto breathe.

“Get me a bed, so we can bring him to the med wing. Steve,keep pressure on that, Nat can you come keep his head still please?”

Everyone was rushing around, pulling a gurney in, andhanding things over. They moved so fast, Tony could only watch, unable to tearhis eyes away from Peter’s closed eyes and parted lips. He couldn’t even tellif he was breathing.

A collar was put around Peter’s neck, and a backboard slidunder him before he was lifted into the gurney and wheeled away.

Tony wanted to follow but there was a pool of blood on thefloor, where Peter had been laying, and his mask was left beside it. And hejust stared until Rhodes lead him to a chair and made him sit down.

It took a little while for Tony to come back to himself, forhis mind to snap back and remind him that Peter needed him.

“I need to go see him.”

Rhodes stood as he did, following him to the medbay, as hetried to convince him to do otherwise.

“Nat said she’d come back when she had news. I don’t thinkyou want to see Peter like that, Tony.”

But he wouldn’t be deterred, he just needed to know if hiskid was okay. They made it to the med-bay and Tony first saw Steve, hands andchest stained in red as he stared through the window to the room where Brucewas working on their youngest team member.

Cap turned when he heard them enter, immediately trying tostop Tony from coming any closer to the window.

“Tony, you can’t be in-“

“How is he?”

Cap and Rhodes exchanged a look, which was an answer enough.Finally, Steve sighed. “He was really weak, and he lost a lot of blood, butBruce has gotten it under control now. He’s just fixing his leg; it was prettybadly broken.”

Steve could see themoment Tony’s expression change, and interrupted before he could start.

“Don’t, Tony. It isn’t your fault. He’ll be fine.”

Tony shook his head already resigned to blaming himself, asif it were the only thing he knew how to do.

“I should have been looking out for him.”

The others didn’t try to talk him out of his guilt, becausethere was no point, Tony would blame himself and close people off and there wasn’tanything they could do to stop that. All they could do was be there with him asthey waited for Peter to come out of surgery.

Peter came through the surgery fine, and was happy to seethe whole team waiting for him when he woke. He hadn’t liked worrying them, butit was nice to know that his hero’s really did care for him.

Of course, after pulling a stunt like that, he was underclose watch and had a lot more rules to follow.

“I don’t need a babysitter!”

“It’s not babysitting, it’s like training, and I thought youliked going on missions with me?”

The teenager sighed grumpily as he picked at the cast on hisleg. He was so sick of wearing it, but Bruce had said it could come off in aweek.

“I do, but you’re only doing it because you think I can’ttake care of myself.”

Tony pushed Peters hands away from the cast, getting anothereye roll from him, as he replied.

“I’m doing it because-don’t touch that- you don’t seem to beable to do as you’re told. You could have died, all because you wore yourselfout so much that your speed healing was compromised, and then when you werehurt, you just carried on fighting. I know you thought you were doing the rightthing, but I have told you before not to lie to me about those things and youstill did it. It’s like I’m talking to myself sometimes.”

The teenager crossed his arms and slumped down in thehospital bed, he’d been staying in for the past three days. “That��s what AuntMay says.”

“Then why haven’t you learned to listen yet?” Tony ignoredthe sour expression from the kid and kept going with his lecture. “Bruce saidyou weren’t able to heal because you were sleep deprived and malnourished.Malnourished, Peter. Do you know how hard that is to achieve in New York citywith Tony Stark, a billionaire, as your mentor? You need to sleep and you needto eat more than others, to keep up with your metabolism. So, you now have acurfew of ten on school nights, and Avenger training is every second weekend sothat you have time to rest and relax. That means your rest weekend has nohomework, and no patrols, just Ned and some movies and spending time with yourAunt.”

Peter sat up in his bed, ready to protest once more. “What?!No, Avengers and no patrols?!”

“Peter, you pulled a shard of glass out of your side andsomehow thought it was okay to keep fighting! So, no! Until you learn how totake care of yourself, you have to follow the rules.”

“Why do you always have to have so many rules? Why do youhave to baby me so much?”

“Because I care about you Peter! I don’t want you to gethurt!”

Peters eyes widened and he sat back against his pillows,shocked. Tony just wanted the kid to understand.

“Do you know what it was like, seeing you drop like that? Ialmost had a heart attack, and Bruce was out of his mind with worry. Steverefused to leave your side, and Natasha wanted to go find that space farmer andkill the alien that hurt you. We were all so worried, Peter, and we can’t gothrough that again. So, I’m sorry that it frustrates you but these rules arethere to protect you. Do you understand?”

Peter nodded, all anger gone. “Yes, Mr Stark. I’m sorry.”

Tony nodded and sighed, exhausted. “Good. I don’t know whatI would do if I lost you, kid.”

Tony was well aware that he was becoming more dad-like everyday, and Peter made him feel so old and responsible; but he couldn’t help butlove the kid, and so, he didn’t mind at all.

(Still trying to get all my prompts done so if you’ve sent me one I have it and I’m working on it and I love you guys please tell me what you think of this one? But please dont be too harsh i tried my best anyway love yaaall)

#whump #Spider-Man #peter Parker #tony stark #fanfic #prompt fill #mine #blood #injury #hurt peter #dad tony #fear

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barblebapkins · 7 years

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99 to 1 boi les'go

okay FINE ILL DO IT BACKWARDS99: Do you miss anyone right now? miss anyone in particular?? no, but i do wish i was with someone rn98: Whats your favorite color? green97: Do you want kids? idk? maybe?96: Do you have kids? no95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? no?? like who over the age of 6 does that94: Who was your HS crush? haha that stays in the vault!93: If married, how long have you been married? not married! yet!92: Do you want to get married? yes hehehahehehea91: Best room for a fireplace? the living room of course90: Can you knit or crochet? nope!89: Which are better black or green olives? i dont like olives in general88: Ever have plastic surgery? nope and doubt i ever will87: Ever won a contest? nothing worth remembering86: DJ or band, at a wedding? probably DJ85: Are you patient? depends, with people i think i have a lot of patience, but with other things i can lose my temper kinda quickly84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? nope, i panic83: Can you swim well? not well at all82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? sugar81: Tea or coffee? tea80: Hot tea or cold tea? i prefer cold tea, though i havent tried much hot tea. i feel like i’d prefer hot honestly79: What was the last concert you saw? none! that aint my style78: Who would you like to see in concert? see above77: Ever been in love? yes! i am right now!76: Regularly burn incense? nope75: Own a record player? im not THAT old74: Own any record albums? NOT THAT OLD!!73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yes heaehe72: Ever won a spelling bee? no, i probably could have though71: Can you curl your tongue? yea70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? dhedhehde shes currently in graphic design but she can do whatever she wants!69: Ever take dance lessons? nope! i cant dance to save my life and im fine with that!68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? no?? i feel like someone else put this here67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? not a fan of either but probably sunflower seeds if i had to pick, cos i HATE peanuts66: Cheetos Or Fritos? cheetos without a doubt65: Nike or Adidas? nike64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? target. walmart is always a disaster every time i’m there, and kmart, while a nostalgic liminal space, is an awful shopping experience too63: First concert? already answered this twice haha62: What do you wear to bed? t-shirt and shorts, or just shorts, depending on how cold/hot it is61: Wear a bath robe? nope, i just wear my towel until im ready to get dressed60: Wear slippers? i own a pair but i dont really use em59: Take a vitamin daily? no but i wish i did58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? all the time, like something specific will happen irl and ill feel like i envisioned this exact moment YEARS ago57: Do you believe in ghosts? yeah, i’ve had more than one weird experience that i cant explain any other way56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? i kinda wanted to be a chef until i realized i cant cook for SHIT55: Favorite type of fruit pie? probably cherry54: Ever eat a pierogi? yes and it WASNT GOOD53: Is Christmas stressful? now that i actually buy stuff for everyone yes it is52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? not really, i still have a bit of a soft spot for les mis51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? in school probably50: Ever used a gun? yes, and i didn’t like it.49: Do you dance in the car? i am the most introverted person in the world, you’re lucky if you can even get me INTO a car48: Do you sing in the shower? no but i hum sometimes47: Do you sing in the car? nope46: Are you afraid of heights? deathly yes. if i even look UP at like a skyscraper i get nauseous45: Ever watch soap operas? not willingly44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? i dont really watch late night stuff but ive heard letterman is a bit of a dick43: Are you stubborn? i can be with some things42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? what the FUCK is a lincoln log41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? my brother keeps renewing my gamestop subscription so i keep getting gameinformer magazines and i want it to STOP40: Are you horny? no39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? dog bork bork38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? i honestly dont remember?? like i think back on it but cant visualize any of it37: Are you lazy? haha YES36: What is your usual bedtime? whenever i WANT it to be leave me alone35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? sadness34: Favorite kind of sandwich? i rly like cold italian subs33: Ever ran out of gas? i dont rly drive so no32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? see ^31: Can you change the oil on a car? no lmao30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? youre livin in the past grandpa, these days we project our brainwaves directly into other peoples heads from across the globe!29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? AAHH what the fuck no28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? for a little while but circumstances made me have to leave27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? haha hasnt happened!26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? my favorite movie ever is probably Up25: What is your favorite food? grilled shrimp pls GIVE24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? bbq sauce mm23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size? 30 x 2922: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? haha nice TRY pirates21: Whats your least favorite movie? cant think of any off the top of my head but im sure ill think of one later20: Do you still watch cartoons? i admittedly still keep up to date on steven universe and cant wait for the next episodes19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? of course!18: What is your Song of the week? sweats17: What size is your bed? i dont know and im too lazy to check, but its TOO SMALL16: How many people have you slept with this week? none, and i wouldnt ever just sleep with someone but thanks for asking i guess!!15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? yes if im nervous14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? i dont dance13: What about pooped in the woods? ew WHAT12: Have you ever peed in the woods? only cos we were camping and it was like 2 am11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? sometimes actually yeah, not for any good reason though10: What is your biggest pet peeve? nothing gets on my nerves more than dishonesty and/or uncalled for disrespect9: Do you always smile for pictures? no cos i have a BAD smile8: Do you have freckles? no but i have a lot of birthmarks7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? you cant outrun a swarm of bees6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no wtf how old do these people think we are5: Do you like to use post-it notes? this is the FUTURE, DUDE!!4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? what the fuck who does that3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? out, but not usually on purpose cos my sheets are very loose2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? no1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? i dont have closets only dressers, soo

#thanat0ast #quiz #this was a pain and a half to copy and paste each question but i do not turn away from challenges like this lightly #now im gonna SLEEP

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justintimbershit · 7 years

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1-99

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?XO - John Mayer Cabaret - Justin Timberlake Lights On - Shawn Mendes Bad Habit - The KooksHow Would You Feel - Ed Sheeran You’re Gonna Llive Forever in Me - John Mayer

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?literally John Mayer so I can ask him why the FUCK he played XO in Chicago and why that was only the 10th time ever and first and only time of TSFE tour he played it

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“Mom’s stumped us. We had absolutely no idea who she’d dredge” (I’ll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson)

4: What do you think about most?how terrible life is and then how much i wanna die tbh

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?“Jena should i get dropped off at your house then we can go get joe & julie?” IOWA TOMORROW FOR ED :DDDD

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?always w shirt but no pants lol

7: What’s your strangest talent?hating life as much as i do idk i have no talent

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)girls r hot n nice boys r hot n mean

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?yeah bc we were in love lol :(

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? idk i usually dont

11: Do you have any strange phobias?feet, being alone but also being in large crowds, idk theyre not very weird

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?no?

13: What’s your religion?idk man none atm prob

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?looking forward to going inside. but working and therefore reading.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind bc i am ugly lol

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?um probably panic at the disco but then also the killers

17: What was the last lie you told?“its fine” bc no it is not fine i wanna fight

18: Do you believe in karma?ya i think so. maybe

19: What does your URL mean?i like Justin Timberlake and also swearing

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?weakness is probably just who i am as a person and strength is idk i dont have any

21: Who is your celebrity crush?lmao. you say this like i have one. i have many. like thousands.

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?nope

23: How do you vent your anger?talk to someone usually

24: Do you have a collection of anything?movie/concert/sporting event tickets and also empty gatorade bottles on my floor

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?phone bc im ugly

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?eh. better than what i was but could be better

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?hate is my sisters voice lol love is john mayers voice bc he sounds like a fuckin angel

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?what if i was someone else but not really someone else just like what if i was me with a better life or a differnt life in which things didnt always go so terribly for me ya know

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?ghosts maybe but aliens def

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.right arm some paper hanging off my nightstand and left nothing

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?the faint scent of clean laundry and lotion

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?hm.. great question. i feel like ive been to some pretty bad places but i cant recall any???

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?ive never been to either but east coast i think

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?justin timberlake bc hes one of the most attractive men in the entire world

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?bein happy, doin what you want, livin

36: Define Art.something someone creates

37: Do you believe in luck?yes i do

38: What’s the weather like right now?humid i think

39: What time is it?9:41 pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?nope to both

41: What was the last book you read?i recently finished “The Upside of Unrequited” and now im workin on “More Than This”

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?no i hate it it makes me nauseous

43: Do you have any nicknames?jules

44: What was the last film you saw?o fuck um fist fight maybe?

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?the sunburn i got in florida was terrible bc i couldnt walk for a day so im gonnna say that

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?no :(

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?brandon saad being a chicago blackhawk again, tommy la stella, john mayer, reading gay books

48: What’s your sexual orientation?bi

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?uuuuum possibly ??? idk

50: Do you believe in magic?nah but also maybe

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?in my mind yes but most of the times my actions dont reflect that especially if its been a while

52: What is your astrological sign?sagittarius

53: Do you save money or spend it?both. i allow myself to spend it as long as i still have a decent amount saved

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?lunch at panera lol

55: Love or lust?neither bc they both suck when ur alone

56: In a relationship?no lol

57: How many relationships have you had?zero

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?nope i am not talented like that

59: Where were you yesterday?yesterday. i think i stayed home all day then me mary and joe hung out and went to get milkshakes at steak n shake

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?the inside of the bra bra sitting waiting to be put away lol

61: Are you wearing socks right now?indeed

62: What’s your favourite animal?sloths my fav

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?i dont have one bc if i did ppl would like me, tf

64: Where is your best friend?at home id assume

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.whats tumblr

66: What is your heritage?im italian but i was born here and so were my parents

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?watching an episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia before i showered

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?satan satan

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?yeah lmao who hasnt tho

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?i think so sometimes but other times im the worst person ever idk how i have friends

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?fuck u boss i love dogs and if u hate dogs that much as to not understand the situation i dont wanna work for a dog hater. asshole.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?a. maybe probably b. everything ive never done but wanted to c. probably

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.fuck. um. shit. id say love but then u cant trust the person you love so like… but at the same time i love love so much i feel like id die w/o it n ya know i dont trust anyone anyways so im gonna say love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?srsly…..Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC bc i cant be sad listening to that song lolol

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?9077

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?communication n openness

77: How can I win your heart?just be nice to me lol i have low standards

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?yes i do believe so

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?buying tickets to see john mayer lol that changed my life so drastically. my life is now pre john mayer and post john mayer. he literally fucking sang xo i will never get over it that will always be the happiest moment of my life im crying while typing this

80: What size shoes do you wear?8 - 9 ½ depending on the shoe

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?‘probably died because she said she wanted to die so often that death got sick of hearing it and killed her.“

82: What is your favourite word?fuck

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.justin timberlake. god im so fucked lol

84: What is a saying you say a lot?'i hate my life’ 'i want to die’ 'u should fight’

85: What’s the last song you listened to?Fools Gold by One Direction lmao

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?turquoise

87: What is your current desktop picture?justin timberlake leaning on a car lookin all hot n shit

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?myself tbh

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?uuuum idk it depends whos askin ya know. id answer certain questions if asked by one peson but not another

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?probably cry and attempt but ultimately fail to go back to sleep

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?flying or teleportation

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?when john mayer played XO at my concert obviously

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?losing all the pictures on my computer bc i keep saying im over it but im really not that was the entire past 4 years of my life in pictures and videos and theyre just gone its bullshit

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?oh man. so many. but if i had to choose one justin timberlake. wow bet no one saw that comin

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?literally fuckin no where im seeing ed sheeran in a matter of hours im not leaving. but if it were a different day lol id say amsterdam or boston

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?not that im aware of

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?when i was a smol child yea h but not recently

98: Ever been on a plane?when i was a child yes

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?um lol idk probably nothing tbh i dont wanna be held responsible for whatever happens afterwards

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all of them!

o dam

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? good morning my dude

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? !!!!!!!! we hang out sometimes and we make each other laugh

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? id care if they were into hard drugs. but idc about weed and psychedelics

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? nope it’s 5

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? mostly sober I think

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? lmao probably

7. What does your last received text say? it was really sad and it was from my mom

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? i lost count

9. Where was your last kiss at? at tj’s house (it was with tj)

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? I don’t have a sister fuker

11. What do you drink in the morning? today i had grape juice

12. Where did you sleep last night? my living room couch bc beds are for scrubs

13. Do you think relationships are hard? no, but sometimes they can be and that’s ok

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? no, it’s been a lil messy but i like what I’m doing rn and I wouldn’t be here if anything went differently

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? absolutely not. ill be the one to lock the fukin door

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? normally id say rainy but ive been feelin the sun lately

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? literally everybody has the same middle name as me

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? none of the above, im wearing shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? idk probably

20. Does anyone like you? hell yeah im a goddamn catch

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? hmmmm I’m not sure actually but I don’t think so

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? not that I know of

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? there’s always someone but for the most part im pretty lax

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? HELL YEAH i know what I want I just haven’t gotten it yet

25. In the past week have you cried? u know it

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? chihuahua and greyhound mix, he’s sleeping on me rn

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out of the shower bc im not here to play games

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? i dated a guy who use to play football,, does that count

29. Do you think you’re old? no im a lil baby

30. Do you like text messaging? yessiree

31. What type of day are you having? it’s an okay day

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yeet I want to get my septum pierced but I’m not sure I want to commit

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm but not hot

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? hell yeah im full of love

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? I like relationships but rn I wouldn’t mind a fling

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? im pretty simple but I have a lot of feelings

37. What song are you listening to? im not listening to any music rn

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? mama didn’t raise no bitch of course i mean it

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? yeet her name is abby

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? we!!!!!! we send each other a lot of memes and he makes me laugh

41. When did you last receive a text message? 2:18pm today

42. What is wrong with you right now? i have a cyst

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? my mom,,, I know her pretty well

44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? i don’t know, probably not. i like the current boy im talking to and he’s the only person im interested in but i don’t think I’m ready for a relationship rn

46. Are you in a good mood right now? I guess so

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my little brother

48. What color shirt are you wearing? red

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? of course

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? yeah his name is Stu and he doesn’t seem like a good egg

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? absolutely not. he’s one of my closest friends

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? u know it!!!!!!

53. Do you like rain? YES

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? nope, as long as they’re safe

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? lmao of course

56. Do you like to cuddle? fuck me up who DOESNT like to cuddle

57. Are you shy? ye but ive gotten a lil better about it

58. Do you get along with girls? i love girls

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? the last text I got was from my mom, but the last text I sent was to a boy so maybe????? we aren’t dating but we makeout sometimes

60. What do you carry with you at all times? my phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? hell yeah

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? i have done this more than once

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? yes I was

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YES

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? um YEAH i slept at a boys house of course things got cute

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 20, 19, and 19

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? i have no clue,,,, leopard print reminds me of my grandma

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i wish

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? neither??

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? i have an iPhone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? like a week ago

73. Do you like diet soda? im content with diet soda

74. What color are the walls in your room? blue

75. Are you 16 or older? I am 16 or older

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? i watched the first few seasons

77. Do you have a job? nope not rn

78. What are your initials? TLA

79. Did you ever have braces? Ye I had them for 2 ½ years

80. Are you from the south? nope I’m a west coast baby

81. What does your last status on facebook say? i thanked everybody for birthday wishes

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? ill talk to her from time to time but not very often

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? my dad

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? nope

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? guardians of the galaxy 2 and it was very good

86. Do you smoke? not cigarettes bc they make me nauseous

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? flip flops for comfort but I love me some heels

88. Is your phone touch screen? yesss

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? my hair is naturally straight but i luv it when it’s curly

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? once or twice, but after i reached adulthood so idk if it really counts

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pooooooooollllll

92. Have you ever made out in a car? who hasn’t

93. …Had sex in a car? WHO HASNT

94. Are you single or in a relationship? technically single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? sleepin

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? probably New Years

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yes! it’s pretty good

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? hm,,, maybe? I honestly don’t know

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nope I’m pretty good at pacing myself

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? probably lol

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? yes and they are not fun

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: do people still listen to Kesha, am i out of the loop

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? I’m too pasty. i burn I don’t tan

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? maybe ironically

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nie7027 · 5 years

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Super5 headcanons part 3

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