#AND THEY SCOOOOORE

[robertaramayo]

PERIOD DRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK  ♥  Day 4. Favorite Film [1/2]

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

#gladiatoredit #filmedit #filmgifs #perioddramagif #perioddramaweek2022 #perioddramasource #weloveperioddrama #gifshistorical #it's always gladiator I mean ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED #also I have one more planned bc I couldn't decide!! #m:gifs #and hans personally attacked me with this scooooore

[just-barrow]

project 'try and thrift as many Owen Wilson dvds as possible' is uhhh going pretty damn well actually

(ok technically I nicked the Armageddon dvd from my dad but sshh)

#no wes anderson movies yet but i'm sure i'll find them eventually #no i'm not hyperfixating what are you talking about #also most of these were like €1 so scooooore #owen wilson

[prisoned-bear]

the boys are in town, time to tie em up

#mrrmeow #ITS HEREEE #stupid process of breaking in gloves #i think the blocker is all set already #HE SHOOTS HE SCOOOOORES GLOVE HAND SIDE GOAL BECAUSE THE GOALIE’S CATCHER IS FUCKING STIFF

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

cannot stop thinking about Niffty and Vaggie chilling out playing darts together

except it's with knives, and they're giggling, and it's with Vaggie holding her permanently got-impaled-by-heavnly-steel hand up to the dart board, and it's Charlie walking right as Niffty takes her throw

Charlie: "Hey guys! Husk is wondering if you want another round of-"

Niffty: (throws knife through charlie's gf's hand)

Charlie: "-ffffffffaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaAAAHGHGHGHGH?!!!?!"

Vaggie: "Wooo yeaaaaahh!"

Niffty: "SCOOOOORE! Oh hi Charlie~!"

Charlie: "AArGH???"

Vagige: "Babe you gotta come check this out."

Charlie: "VAGGIE WHAT THE- what are- your HAND-!"

Vaggie: "Cool huh?"

Charlie: "C O O L ?? You've been impaled!!!"

Vaggie: "Yeah I have, that's the point."

Niffty: "the POINT... heeheeheee~"

Demon Charlie: "NiFFTy."

Niffty: (gets grabbed)

Niffty: "AHAHAHA!! I'm in danger!"

Vaggie: "Okay whoa sweetie, maybe don't toast the employee-"

Niffty: "TOAST ME- hrrk!"

Vaggie: "And don't snap her neck either!"

Charlie: "She. HURT-"

Vaggie: "She didn't hurt me. Look, see? No blood. She put the knife right through Lute's stab wound."

Charlie: "....and that's a GOOD thing???"

Vaggie: "Sure! She got a hole in one!"

Charlie: "...."

Charlie: "A hole... in one..."

Charlie: (drops niffty)

Niffty: "Wheee-!" (SPLAT)

Vaggie: "Babe? Uh, Charlie..? Where're you going?"

Charlie: "Bar. I'm.... getting another round of drinks from Husk."

Vaggie: "But you haven't even asked what we want-"

Charlie: "It's not FOR you." (staggers off)

Vaggie: "...."

Vaggie: "...Did I just traumatize my girlfriend?"

Niffty: "Naaaah, the trauma was already there, we just POKED at it enough for her to go cry all over Husk's countertops about it."

Vaggie: "So I should probably let her do that huh."

Niffty: "Once she's done crying, THEN you can hug her!"

Vaggie: "Or I could go hug her right now..."

Niffty: "OR you could let me see if I can put a knife between each of your fingers AND get a hole in one!!"

Vaggie: "...i guess... venting to other people did help her out a lot last time..."

Niffty: "Hole! In! One!"

Vaggie: "Hole. In. One."

Niffty: "BLOOD OR GLORY!!!"

Vaggie: "TRUST AND ACCURACY!!!!"

Niffty: "AND KNIVES!!!!!!!"

-at the bar-

Charlie: "It's gooooood she's gotta close friend, y'know? It is, so grrrreaaaat that they're bonding. Throwin'... throwin' knives right through her new unhealing and eternal puncture wound....."

Husk: "Wait the fuck, they're doing what now?"

Charlie: "....another something that Lute and heaven did to her....that I wasn't there to stop from happenin'...."

Husk: "Shit."

Charlie: "An' now she's playing parlor games with it! Yay!"

Husk: "This is the least fucking 'yay' I've ever fucking seen you."

Charlie: "That's like, free therapy for her though! Right!?"

Husk: "No, but this is."

Husk: (pours drink) "Here."

Charlie: (takes bottle) "Thank- hic-s!!"

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #niffty hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #chaggie #husk hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #problematic besties niffty and vaggie my beloveds <3 #how many times d'y'all think husk had to restock while bartending charlie through the aftermath of the hotel battle?? #like at least twice right????

[angelicguy]

scooooore

[effervescentdragon]

"cause i know he got a wife at home but i need just one night alone" truly a song written for me post VVD discovery ➡️ what/who is VVD? 🧐

HES OUR CENTER-HAAAAAALF

HES OUR NUMBER FOOOOUR

WATCH HIM DEFEEEEEND

AND YOU WATCH HIM SCOOOOORE

HE'LL PASS THE BALL

CALM AS YOU LIIIIKE

HE'S VIRGIL VAN DIJK

HE'S VIRGIL VAN DIJK

#i. may have a problem #footie tag #vvd #lfc #anyways #akira answers asks #lovely anons #oh captain my captain

[avengerclasses]

SCOOOOORE

#skeletxt

[fandxmslxt69]

SCOOOOORE ANOTHER ONE!! BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO IT ALLLLLLL DAY

HGNGHNGNHNH

bc this was literally him yeah yeah

AAAAAAA I LOVE THESE MEMES SO MUCH

#clem talks <3 #god bless #they are keeping me going every day

[destinyroundabout]

CHAPTER 1 ACT III

"Skeletons, Puzzles, and Time powers"

The trio continued walking through the forest, encountering, the strange variety of monsters.

PAPYRUS: STRANGE, NO ONE HERE APPEARS TO BE PREPARING FOR GIFTUMN!

Allison: Giftumn?

sans: yeah its an annual thing we do at the harvest village. what, humans don't have that? man ya'll are missing out.

PAPYRUS: INDEED BROTHER! GIFTUMN IS THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR! WHERE MONSTERS GATHER AROUND, PREPARING FOOD FOR A GREAT POTLUCK! OH SANS, REMEMBER OUR FIRST GIFTUMN? WE WERE ARGUEING OVER WETHER WE SHOULD BRING HOT DOGS OR LASAGNA! SO OF COURSE WE DECIDED TO DO BOTH...

While papyrus was rambling, dings popped out of the ground amidst the crowd of monsters.

Dings: Psst, kid, over here.

Allison: Oh hey dings. Why are y-

Dings: SSSHHHHHH. Quite down, why do you think I'm whispering?!

Allison: Jeez, sorry.

Dings: Take a look at this!

Dings pointed to a mysterious glowing object. Allison felt an unusual but familiar presence from it.

Allison: What...Is that thing?

Dings: Have you ever played a video game before?

Allison: Yeah?

Dings: Well, this star acts as a sort of save point. You touch it, and boom. Whenever you're in danger, you can always reset back to your previous save point! They're littered all over the underground. Only YOU can see them, so you have to keep them a secret.

Allison: ...Uh huh. Sure.

Dings: I'M SERIOUS. Look just- touch it.

Allison: ...Whatever you say Mr flower man.

Dings: Call me that again and your soul is being split in half.

Allison: Shiver me timbers.

Dings: Grrrr...

Dings was frustrated by his inferiority

Dings: NO ONE ASKED.

Lol. Anyways, Allison proceeds to touch the save point.

(This save point provides you with a sense of unease yet comfort for the rest of your journey. You're filled with DETERMINATION.)

Allison: Determination...

Dings: Looks like skyscraper over there is almost done yapping. See ya on the flipside kid!

Dings goes back into the ground.

Allison: That is one weird and grumpy flower.

PAPYRUS: AND THAT'S WHY THE CITIZENS WONT LET ME COOK ALFREDO AGAIN.

Allison: Wow! That is...quite the story papyrus!

PAPYRUS: WHY THANK YOU DEAR HUMAN...SAY I NEVER GOT YOUR NAME.

Allison: Oh, it's Allison. Allison M-

sans: zzzzzzzzzz...

Allison: Oh-I forget sans was here. How long has he been asleep?

PAPYRUS: WHO KNOWS, NORMALLY I'D THROW HIM AT THE NEAREST LEAF PILE TO WAKE HIM UP, BUT SEEING HOW HE HAS BEEN TAKING CARE OF THE FOREST AND VILLAGE...I THINK HE DESERVES IT.

Allison: Awwww that's cu-....uhhhhhh

The trio arrive at a strangle puzzle. It had three basketball hoops and a single bone lying at the centre of the room.

PAPYRUS: NYEHEHEH! ALLISON, WE'VE ARRIVED AT THE FIRST OF THE MANY GLORIOUS PUZZLES YOURS TRULY HAS SET UP!

Allison: There's more of these?!

PAPYRUS: I KNOW! ISNT IT EXCTING!!!

sans: oh we're here now.

PAPYRUS: OH HEY SANS.

Allison: So what am I supposed to do here? Throw the bone at one of the hoops?

PAPYRUS: PRECISELY! GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!

Allison: Alright! I'll just grab the-

Allison: ...bone.

I feel like it's too early for that dog to show up.

PAPYRUS: ...LET THIS BE A LESSON AB

OUT WHY ROCKS ARE SUPERIOR THAN DOGS ALLISON.

Allison: That pet rock thing wasn't a joke??

sans: welcome to the underground kid.

PAPYRUS: NEVERMIND, HANG ON-

Papyurs puts down sans and reaches for one of his basketball shoulder pads.

PAPYRUS: HERE! USE THIS INSTEAD.

Allison: Well, at least it will be serving its actual purpose.

Allison shoots...AND SHE SCOOOOORES WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PAPYRUS: NOT BAD HUMAN! YOUR REWARD SHALL BE EVEN MORE PUZZLES!!

Allison: ...wait what stopped us from just skipping this pu-

sans: don't question it.

PAPYRUS: THIS NEXT PUZZLE IS A LITTLE TRICKY! SO IT'S FINE IF YOU CAN'T...

The room is filled with random sheets of paper.

sans: oh yeah remember when I said this morning I spilled ketchup on the printer and it printed a bunch of sheets?

PAPYRUS: YOU NEVER MENTIONED THAT AT ALL!!!

sans: yeah exactly

PAPYRUS: (SIGH) WELL I SUPPOSE WE CAN SKIP THIS ONE. I FELT LIKE IT WAS TOO CHALLENGING ANYWAY.

Allison: What was it anyways?

PAPYRUS: JUNIOR JUMBLE!

sans: I still think crosswords are harder.

PAPYRUS: SANS WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS ARGUMENT AGAIN!!!

sans: hey I just speak the truth.

PAPYRUS: AND LOWERCASE!!!

Allison: Idk I think junior jumble is harder.

PAPYRUS: NYAHAHA! TAKE THAT BROTHER!

sans: oh well.

Allison: Psst, I think crosswords are much harder but I was just being nice.

sans: yeah thanks for that. yesterday he tried solving the horoscope.

Allison: I see.

PAPYRUS: ALRIGHT, NEXT PUZZLE! THIS ONE SHOULD BE EASY!

It's a bone maze...that's it. A maze made of bones.

Allison: I'm gonna ignore the fact that this maze is made of out bones.

PAPYRUS: OUR BUDGET IN THIS FOREST IS...LIMITED.

sans: we have a budget?

Allison: Well, better start walkin-

sans: hold it there kiddo.

PAPYRUS: WHAT IS THE MATTER SANS?

sans: why don't we make it more interesting? here.

sans gives Allison a snowball. Where did he get a snowball from???

Allison: Uhhh...

sans: ya gotta make it to the end of the maze before the snowball completely melts. shouldn't be a problem.

Allison: Sure...yeah...lovely.

This went on. For 5. Whole. Hours.

Allison: (HUFF) (PUFF) I DID IT! JESUS CHRIST AND HOLY MARY I DID IT!

PAPYRUS: WONDERFUL HUMAN! AND IT ONLY TOOK YOU FIVE HOURS, 36 MINUTES, AND 7 SECONDS!

sans: I'm surprised you managed to do it.

PAPYRUS: I'M SURPRISED YOU STAYED AWAKE THE WHOLE TIME!

Allison: How many puzzles are...(huff)...left?

PAPYRUS: ONLY ONE! COME INTO THE NEXT ROOM WHEN YOU'RE READY!

sans: by the way here.

Sans hands Allison some cinnamon buns and hotdogs.

Allison: Oh thanks! I was starting to get hungry.

sans: those actually heal your hp ya know?

Allison: Really?

sans: yeah. It'll be useful for combat.

Allison: Huh...(Oh, a savepoint!)

(The curiosity of what the last puzzles will be fills you with DETERMINATION.)

Allison: Ummm...Papyrus? Where's the puzzle?

PAPYRUS: NYEHEHEH...I'M AFRAID YOU'VE BEEN JAPED ALLISON! FOR YOU SEE, YOUR SKILLS IN PUZZLES WERE IMPRESS. HOWEVER, WE HAVE NOT SEEN YOUR SKILLS IN COMBAT!

Allison: W-what are you saying...

PAPYRUS: HUMAN! I CHALLENGE YOU, TO A TRAINING DUEL!

Allison: Oh dear lord.

sans: good luck.

END OF ACT III

#undertale: destiny roundabout

[infinitedungas]

ok so akram khan's production of giselle is cool as FUCK

i've seen other productions of giselle and always felt that for such a gut-wrenching story it was presented way too pretty and polished... this though??? fuck me, man. its grabbed my brain in a vice like grip and wont let go.

ramble under the cut but TL;DR everyone should watch this. 10/10, brutally efficient storytelling, ballet being legitimately scary, left me feeling hollow but in a good way like a tragic ghost story should

also if anyone else wants to watch it in the totally legal way that i did, lmk and i can provide means to do so

khan's choreography is incredible. ballet often takes something very physically challenging and makes it look floaty, effortless - a lot of the choreo here looks painful, or strained, or unnatural, and it works so so well. he's also brilliant at using the ensemble dancers to convey emotions and story beats - like the circle of dancers around giselle as she loses her mind, contracting like a muscle, almost like they're breathing so you really feel her overwhelming fear... then rolling like waves before swallowing her up entirely. in some productions giselle just kinda?? goes mad then drops dead?? but in this one, even without the rushing sea sounds at the end of act 1, it's clear she drowned herself. idk maybe this is basic stuff but as someone who sometimes struggles to follow the narrative in ballet without looking it up beforehand i really appreciate shit like this. it's really efficient and effective storytelling.

i also need to talk about the wili - when i saw giselle as a kid i didn't get that they were meant to be angry spirits, but here you can't fucking miss it. they're terrifying. gliding out en pointe in ragged dresses and wild, untied hair, in this really eerie regimented symmetry, crossing the stage in lines that weave in and out and make the dancers look incorporeal, like they're phasing through each other. and the sticks. the STICKS. the wili have weapons, the threat is established from the outset and stays present the whole time they're on stage. banging the sticks in time, using them to direct others' movements, it's like a nod to the interpretation of a stern ballet teacher or headmistress in horror stories (the movie suspiria comes to mind) and i love every minute of it.

also can we talk about the costume and set design? i already mentioned the wili but what i really love about the costumes and sets is how hard they drive home the focus on the class divide. the way albrecht's shirt is tucked in neatly, that tiny difference in costume marking him out from the rest of the town right away and telegraphing the reveal later on. the towering wall in the background with grasping handmarks from the townspeople who'll never scale it but forever keep trying. the moment when it lifts up and you see the silhouette of the nobles, in these lavish, exaggerated costumes (the duchess' dress!!! holy shit costume designer great job!!!!) in stark contrast to the townspeople's simple dresses and tunics.

also the SCORE. THE SCOOOOORE. some of it's really different / stripped back from the original and it really works for the stark environment it's set in. there's more than enough of the original music to be recognisable but even then there are often these kind of industrial sounding undertones that keep you on edge the whole way through. the wili dancing hilarion to death is my favourite though - the clockwork ticking alongside the drumbeat of the sticks on the floor is some frankly excellent horror scoring.

the commitment to making the story look and feel gut-wrenching, unforgiving, horrifying in places, sums up what i love about it i guess. i've seen classical ballet productions approach the darker parts of their stories in a big, bombastic, ooh-listen-to-the-brass-section-isn't-this-scary way before, but this so different. this is the first time i've seen a ballet production be quietly sinister and looming and horrifying and brutal.

i'm sure other productions of other shows have managed it (from a cursory look at akram khan's other work this seems to be his specialty) but it was a new one on me and frankly it blew my fucking face off.

#kit rambles #DISCLAIMER I DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT BALLET #im just comparing this with what i've seen before #none of which was remotely like this production #i love ghost stories but not generally wild about ballet so it was really cool to find a ballet that made my brain fizz like this

[live-laugh-loverpool]

Text Conversation XXII: World Cup Chat 3

Tags: @millythegoat, @alissonbecksfan234, @moomin279, @lfc-fanfiction, @rist-mlts

Taki: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hey Jude: you good, bro?

TAA66: Of course not, he just got knocked out of the World Cup

VVD04: And he just missed an important penalty

Hendo: Virg, easy on the lad

Taki: I let us down and I can never show my face for as long as I live

Ibou: 🤗🤗🤗🤗🫂🫂🫂🫂Virtual hug, bro. You can’t see it but I’m sending it to you

Taki: I don’t deserve you guys 💔

sm17: Of course you do 🙂 You put the champagne down for me during the FA Cup celebrations, remember?

Taki: Sadio 🙂🙂🙂

sm17: Taki 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Taki: 🥰🥰🥰🥰

sm17: 🍣

Taki: What was that for?

sm17: Love you, bro ❤️

Taki: 🥹 ❤️

Hendo: RIP Senegal

sm17: Says our murderer

Hendo: 😶 Forgive me, brother

sm17: Just kidding bro, no hard feelings

Hendo: 👍

Ali: You did do that, Taki. I watch Monaco sometimes

Taki: You do?

Ali: For you. And Fabi, ‘cause he used to play on Monaco

Fabi: FINALLY somebody here remembers I exist 😕

Ali: 💛💚💙👬🤗 YOU EXIST, FABIO HENRIQUE TAVARES!!! Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise

Hendo: You exist, especially in the legion of bald people

sm17: We love you, bro 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Bobby: Eu te amo, mano

Fabi: 💛💚💙👬 Thanks, guys

Bobby: Now if only Tite knew I existed

TAA66: He’ll see you soon enough, Bobby

Ali: BOBBYYYYYYYY I MISS YOU MANOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

sm17: SIIIIII SENOOOOR

TAA66: GIVE THE BALL TO BOBBY AND HE WILL SCOOOOORE

VVD04: THERE’S ONE THING THAT THE KOP WANTS YOU TO KNOOOOW

Ali: THE BEST IN THE WORLD’S BOBBY FIRMINOOOOOO

Ibou: I know there will be no peace in this chat until the Brazilians leave

Taki: I want to drink hot chocolate and get wrapped in a blanket cocoon 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Ali: You and I can meet up in the Brazil camp and do that together

Taki: 😑 You guys literally scored 4 goals in the first half

Ali: Nothing’s wrong, I just need cuddles. Physical ones

Ali: I also miss Bobby

Ali: And the boss

Ali: And Virg

Ali: And the rest of the team

Ali: Even Kostas

Ali: And I want hot chocolate

Hey Jude: ummm remember that I’m here, guys?

Hendo: Okay, kids, who wants ice cream? 🍦🍨

TAA66: ME

Hey Jude: ME

Hendo: Meet in the parking lot then, we’re off

Ali: Let’s end the chat now

Fabi: why?

Ali: This will be unlimited chaos without Hendo

(Ali has ended the chat.)

#alisson becker #alisson #fabinho #jude bellingham #hendo #jordan henderson #trent alexander arnold #takumi minamino #sadio mané #virgil van djik #ibou konate #ibrahima konate #roberto firmino #bobby firmino #liverpool men #liverpool #liverpool fc #soccer fanfiction by lynn #soccer fanfiction #soccer #football imagine #football fanfic #football #football blurb

[offbrand-deltatraveler]

???: Jesus saves

Pochacco: Passes to Moses, SCOOOOORE!!

#hello kitty and friends: supercute adventures #sanrio #pochacco #incorrect quotes

[homosexuality]

scooooore at the book store And it came with a free lollipop. today is really the day my day

[cyber-streak]

Drift: Primus saves.

Rodimus: Passes to Prima, SCOOOOORE!

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: unknown #Drift #Rodimus #MTMTE #mtmte #ll

[idioticberry]

Barbara: Jesus saves

Venti: Passes to Moses, SCOOOOORE!

#genshin incorrect quotes #source: unknown #barbara pegg #gi barbara #genshin impact barbara #genshin impact venti #gi venti #venti the bard #barbatos supremacy

[everysongineverykey]

i want you to know that you talking about the Stanley Parable inspired me to buy it and now im practically obsessed with it

SCOOOOORE WE GOT ANOTHER ONE LADS

#omg but seriously that's so great to hear welcome to the club <3