#AND THEN HIDES THE REMOTE

[ride-a-dromedary]

Halsin would tell you to go touch grass but mean it 100% sincerely.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #Halsin #go touch some grass and maybe you'll calm down #and someone just reacting so negatively to that like well you don't need to be sassy #and halsin is like ??? i'm..i'm telling you to go outside and it'll make you feel better? #i keep imagining halsin sneaking out of the elfsong to go hide in the park because it's the closest he can get to feeling #even remotely comfortable in the city and you just find him on his back staring at the peeks of sky and he looks so much better #than he did when his shirt collar was choking him and the pavement beneath him felt like a death sentence #i feel like people really get on his case for being so upset in the city and criticizing it but like...the man is literally wilting there #he's suffocating - it's like...well...like putting a bear in a cage #and expecting him to perform for you #he will be angry and wounded and try to escape #and only when you've completely throttled him into submission - broken him completely - will he stop fighting you

[skneees]

walks into a dead fandom. hello. i have gifts,

#im only on season 9 so no spoilers please #but heres my babygirl. holds him out #hi rvb fans i come bearing gifts #rvb #red vs blue #rvb church #do i uh. tag all of his names. #rvb epsilon #rvb alpha #rvb fanart #red vs blue fanart #leonard church #this is my s1/human design for him #he gets a little funky later on #see i wanna know how they gave him a human body. explain that one. #did they get a clone?? an empty body?? was it an android programmed to look and think its human and feel pain??? #so many questions #regardless i am standing strongly by my brown eyes church idea #im telling you if theyre HIDING THE AI. WHY WOULD THEY MAKE HIM REMOTELY INTERESTING OR OFF-LOOKING #like dont get me wrong i love the neon blue eyes #however. this i feel strongly on. they said make a genaric white man and they did just that #anyway hes my favorite teehee #my art

[azzy421]

Entanglement | Chapter 5 is now up!

Seb/Lewis, explicit, chapter 5 of 6. This chapter: 9.2k

Sebastian Vettel is recently divorced, or recently enough that people still pull sympathetic faces and ask him how it’s going. He’s in between jobs. He’s - as they say - finding himself.

And if it turns out that finding himself means a complete revamp of his personal style and wardrobe (with the help of his disconcertingly attractive new lodger, who just happens to own a hair salon), so be it.

Maybe he’ll even start dating again.

#well here goes! #the hairstylist!Lewis/single dad!Seb/makeover/divorce/housemates au #sewis #my fic #f1 rpf #hiding in a corner chewing nervously on my hair having completely lost perspective on whether this is even remotely okay #whatever whatever it's fine #when i say let's see how many rom com tropes we can fit in this one btw i do mean it

[galaxygermdraws]

This. Was. An. Accident. I opened a canvas. I wanted to doodle these two for literally no reason (I didn’t even watch their POVs), and ended up getting this really soft drawing that gave me several mini freak outs because I was scared someone was gonna walk in as I drew it.

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. Non transparent version under the cut. Thankyu)

#double life smp #doublelife smp #dlsmp #clockmakers #bdoubleo100 #impulsesv #i have to legally tag this as #trafficshipping #even though this isnt even rlly ship art its just. them being soft because i love them #also its not shipping if they said they were married. they did that. #but god no i had like several moments of heart beat getting super fast out of fear someone in my house would walk in while i drew this #if its not obvious i have to hide any art even remotely like this #but i had fun w this. i jus wanted to draw soft #also if you remember my 3L designs. im sure you remember the bandanas these 2 had in those #yea they have them here too #:) #germdraws #germ draws #ask to tag

[utilitycaster]

Dear party member,

By the time you read this, I'll be dead. This is how I think it's going to happen. The shadow assassins will attack me, then I'll attack Otohan, then Laudna will enter and get attacked by Otohan, then you'll come in and get attacked by the shadow assassins and Otohan multiple times. Love, your party member, Orym.

P. S. Then two members of the Gajakhandas will read this letter and attack each other.

#for a bonus look up the artist who wrote Hide and Seek #critical role #just setting the tone: it will be respectful to the cast as people. it will not be remotely reverent towards anything #i will keep salt from the tags. i will not keep tasteless jokes from the tags. that's a promise.

[dennisboobs]

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#the reason cisswap lesbian macden does nothing for me is bc i get my dose of lesbianism from canon charden <3 #i say it (jokingly) all the time but i think if the sunny fandom was more open to charden y'all would have more fun #everything ppl do with macden to make it ~more fun~ is literally. already there with charden #macden is a lot of fun in its own way but if i want butch/femme lesbians i have charden already-- #this is literally why i ship both. if i want to fuck around with gender i can throw charden together #if i want to fuck around with weird codependent loser roommates i can throw macden together #they have different dynamics and both bring different shit to the table #also idk such a massive part of dennis is his (often unapologetic but still stifled) more 'feminine' gender expression #so making him a cis woman who likes being feminine is like. yea. that sure is. cis woman dennis. #as someone who has an extremely complicated history w expressing femininity or anything that is even seen as being remotely femme #it doesn't grab me #the genderfuckery is not there #but TRANSBIAN CHARDEN???? YEAAAAAH #i think mac being so focused on upholding traditional mascilinity IS a very interesting dynamic to have next to. you know. dennis. #wheras charlie could not give less of a fuck #i think gender exploration with macden would take a completely different form but still be extremely interesting for both of them #but there's a lot less initial acceptance and a lot more hiding on den's part #especially if the two are in a relationship #because mac coming to terms with being gay took so long so dennis being at all feminine or even transfem is like #mac needs to do. more introspection #which is an entirely different set of issues to charden gender exploration where like #charlie being nonconforming. not shaving. not caring abt using she/her pronouns. being nontraditional in every way and not giving a fuck #would be absolutely fucking absurd to dennis who is very conformist after she comes out #and would probably be content to conform to whats expected of her as a woman with mac IF she did manage to come out at all #bc dennis would have to actually manage to come out. instead of hiding the fact she's trans > looking at carmen and the way mac treated her #i think both paths have additional challenges and that's. you know. whats interesting. #is cisswap den butchy? does she hide her masculine interests? is denise transmasc...?? #cisswap mac being butch is like. you know. nonconforming so it doesn't quite do the same thing as canon mac either #mac being Traditional and catholic and having to push past homophobia (internalized and externalized) to be himself is. pretty huge #would cisswap mac be a tradwife. like. thats sort of the equivalent

[byanyan]

byan being sick but refusing to go to the doctor so you gotta lie to them, say you're gonna take 'em to claire's so they'll get in the car in that same way you'd tell a dog you're gonna take them to the park in order to get them to the vet

#then u gotta wrangle them into a blanket burrito like u would a cat so they can't scratch u while u carry them inside all hissing & growling #they can still bite tho so be v careful about putting any part of ur body too close to their face #then they're gonna be mad at u for like a week afterward so. have fun with that too lmao #they're a petty bitch when they're mad at someone ok....... gonna hide all ur remotes & replace ur sugar w salt #clog ur sink with glitter and maybe break a window if they're feeling really spicy #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ shitpost ⋮ bold of you to assume i've reached peak dumbass.

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Vox and Velvette are capable of having exactly 1(one) functioning relationship(platonic, romantic, business, what have you) and its with eachother

#Val is a close second but he throws shit at them regularly and they both treat him like a toddler so #loses points for that #every other personal interaction we see the two have always ends up with them singing a fucking dis track- #no matter what your interpretation of their relationship is #theyre still somehow the only person the other is even remotely normal with? #and I find that incredibly funny :) #anyways semi-related but Im dying on the “Velvette is just as Weird as the other Vees she's just the best at hiding it” hill #hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin velvette #gonna tag this as ship bcuz why not #voxvel #staticdoll

[freckledsweetpea]

dis is my puppy dawg she's cute and she's mine and I'm going to love her forever and give her so many kissies between her ears

#even if she scares me by grabbing the remote and removing the back #and then hiding one of the batteries so I think she's eaten it #but really it's just under the couch

[honeypears]

I am genuinely in a state of shock at the world moving on with their lives. People posting 50 instagram stories and they're all just about the silly little things they're doing, as if a genocide isn't occurring right before their very eyes. When I see people writing long, long posts ranting about things, sharing and posting over and over in a single day and nothing in it even mentions Gaza - it's shocking. The vast majority of the world is acting as if nothing is happening. The majority of the world is actively choosing to remain silent and ignore an ethnic cleansing. People are sugar coating a genocide in order to not hurt others' feelings. People are saying they don't know enough, so they'll remain neutral - in regards to a genocide. I know that you can't expect goodness from most humans, but when you actually apply how cruel people can be, it's so painful. These people have hollows where their hearts should be.

#palestine #p #the only reason im being remotely kind when trying to educate people who are neutral is because i knwo they won't listen if i'm angry #but i am so angry #the world is lying to themselves for their own convenience #they are ignoring human suffering for their own convenience #there is no sympathy no warmth #people who claim they arent pro israel #but when it comes down it they support israel #you think people are human until situations like this come and you see that these people are only shells hiding monsters beneath them

[lilitblaukatz]

*ending of a hard conversation between Tyler and his Dad about Tyler's and Xavier's relationship (the relationship is yet to be officially established but it is obvious to Donovan)*

Tyler: So you don't have issues with Xavier? Being a boy and all that.

Donovan was honest all previous talk and he doesn't want to start lying. The truth is yes, he has an issue - he doesn't understand. It doesn't mean he doesn't want to accept, though. But he doesn't want to answer the question either.

Donovan: If you are happy, I don't have issues.

Tyler: And if it was the other way around with us? If he was, you know, that?

Donovan: Would you treat him differently then?

Tyler: I... don't know. I'd like to think I wouldn't, but...

Donovan: Well, if you decide that you wouldn't treat Xavier differently if he'd have your troubles instead, I wouldn't too.

Tyler: You're cheating, Dad!

Donovan: No, I'm copping out.

#fiction talk #only way I can share in english #very incorrect quotes #If you can't believe they can reach such a point in their relationship keep reading my snippets I will address it #that conversation happens when there's a lull in action #all three of them were hiding in a remote place for a couple of weeks #Donovan and Xavier previously worked hard together to help rescue Tyler from a very bad place #so they bonded #tylorpe #xavier x tyler #tyler x xavier #tyler galpin #xavier thorpe #wednesday #also Donovan was (kinda still is) in love with a Hyde so he can relate

[reverienco]

V and Cyn are literally sibling coded its fucking disgusting. How the hell are you saying proship dni when you are just like them. Shipping Cyn with anyone is just so gross because that is literally a child. You are just shipping a child with an adult let alone a sibling. You're fucking disgusting. All of the drones are so obvious intended to be like siblings to each other ESPECIALLY Cyn! WHY WOULD CHANGING IT FROM N TO V WOULD MAKE ANY OF YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY?! You're sick.

wow, this is incredibly uneducated of you to say considering nowhere in the show is it implied or said the drones are sibling coded, except for cyn and N. in fact, we more than not see the drones in romantic scenarios (rebecca and darren, rebecca and N, thad and uzi, N and V, N and uzi, and those just off the top of my head)

cyn may have a been a “child” in the manor, but that's the thing, they ALL were. they were brought in around the same time and have been active for similar time frames.

next time? maybe you should consider rewatching the show before anonymously sending hate to someone having harmless fun 🫶🏾💗

#txt #had to get this off my chest #please don't be this ridiculous #also #pretty cowardly of you to hide behind a shield of anonymity while saying shit that isn't even remotely true lol #we live for headcanons but this ain't it

[alyjojo]

Happy Birthday ‘Murica 🇺🇸

#not my kids going noooooo #its tradition at this point #ye will always remember #to hide the remote on the 4th of July #or ye shall sing along with the ten dolla founding fatha #Hamilton #4th of July

[eddis-not-eeddis]

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#things in my life are actually getting better #but i don't really know how to cope with that because it's been about seven years since anything really good has come my way and i #i am freaking out #i might be having a mid-life crisis a little early #i'm a year behind but some of the BIG plots I've been scheming and dreaming of are finally about to come to fruition #and i cannot be even remotely normal about it #i feel like i'm paralyzed #i am so so scared of everything right now #i just want to hide myself in a dark corner and never have to see a single person ever again #it's not the first step on the path #but it's the first one where the end goal is FINALLY in sight and i have worked SO HARD for this for five years #(but really seven because for two years just hanging in there and not dying was harder than any of the work) #now that my goal is within my grasp #real and tangible #i don't really know what to do with myself #it's terrifying #and exciting #i feel like i can do anything but also like i'm going to crash and burn #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[shiniestcrow]

I kinda have lost all motivation for drawing digitally... I don't really know why. Objectively, it's easier to make stuff look decent but it's, at least at the moment, not fun anymore. So. Paper it is lol

#starting with a little page comic of my tav paladin lady lin being peer pressured into baa-ing at a redcap lol #I have way too many bg3 characters now #but lin damas and dee are at the forefront of my mind #I also want to draw all my durges jnteracting #damas would kinda be the big brother of ash #(and the only one who remotely has his shit together) #nallyn would be her beautiful evil self #dee would probably try to kill her #and ash can hide behind damas lol #ash and damas are both asmodeus tiefling sorcerers #but while ash is a pathetic wet cat of a person #damas just gets shit done #(he checks afterwards if what he did was good by seeing if karlach and/or wyll approved lol) #(he's not insecure about it if they don't. he just shrugs‚ moves on and tries again next time) #later on halsin and jaheira get added to the external moral compass squad #especially jaheira #damas would die for her without a second thought #he also calls her old constantly #they love each other lol

[sanguinaryrot]

if we don’t get manic Armand with his blender and blade runner I’m gonna be literally so upset. idk how they’re gonna fit it into the show but if I don’t get my sweet insane prince putting entire tacos in the garbage disposal while every tv in the house is on full volume playing blade runner and Daniel silently contemplates burning their apartment down with him in it I’m gonna cry

#Daniel tries to hide the remote but Armand is like Daniel I can read your mind. I will always know where the remote is