#ANA YOU GOT UR MANS

[connie-taylor]

i want to see ana as the final girl so bad. need to see her absolutely kick the shit out of johnny.

i know that they all die in canon as the game takes place prior to the movie, but i can dream.

pls forgive my writing, it's been a long time since i've really dabbled in writing anything and it's 3:30am so i know there is a ton of errors probably but i needed to get this out!

ur a real one if u peep the taylor swift lyric i included too lmao

"i've got you now, girl."

a moment ago, she was sure she was dead.

terrifingly strong hands had been wrapped around her throat, crushing her airway. she had panicked, her nails scratching desperately at her throat, drawing blood from her attacker. he had laughed loudly, taunting her as her feet kicked against the concrete wall, desperate to find footing. her vision had begun to swim before her eyes, the familiar sting of tears coating her lashes.

ana had let go of johnny's hands in her last moments of consciousness, grabbing blindly at the wall and window ledge behind her. the world had begun to fade to black, and a chill crept slowly across her body. her fingers had grazed something cold - it had stung as she clasped it tight in her hand, but the pain felt miles away. her eyes fluttering shut, she had swung the object as hard as she could in a last second attempt to live. a curse and hiss of pain slipped from johnny's lips, and she felt the brute force on her neck disappear.

ana fell to the floor hard, her knees buckling beneath her as she inhaled raggedly. gasping, the world around her spun, and dizziness threatened to send her fully to the ground. but the sound of johnny to her left sent adrenaline coursing through her. she rose on shaking feet, her vision clearing slowly.

johnny was on the ground in front of her, blood pooling from the side of his neck as his hands tried unsuccessfully to stop the bleeding. he was swearing and grunting in pain, trying to get to his feet when he saw her stand.

she was faster.

ana lunged at him, grabbing the knife he had terrorized her and her friends with for days from the ground beside him before he could properly sit up. she slammed into him, the knife sliding cleanly through his shoulder as he howled in pain. his hands flew from his neck onto her shoulders, trying to shove her back, but she ripped the knife free and swung again. the skin on his hand split open, a violent red crevice marred the calloused skin.

johnny's right hand grasped at the left, gasping in pain as the knife plunged into his forearm once, twice. ana rammed the blade back against his chest once more, the blow knocking the man backward, his head slamming down onto the cold floor of the slaughterhouse with a sickening crack. she didn't stop. her mind was clouded with the acts of cruelty she had seen him inflict on her friends.

the piercing shrieks from julie, bound at the wrists, hung from the basement rafters, as the group helplessly watched johnny circle her like prey, the blade of his knife dragging across her skin slowly.

the enraged curses from danny, spit and blood spewing from him lips as he swung, held up by thick rope tied around his hands as johnny slashed at his arms, his chest, his back.

the pleading whimpers from connie, arms and feet tied behind her back on the floor, as she begged him not to beat her anymore. the sickening thud of his boots meeting her back, her torso, the nauseating snap of her ribs fracturing.

the quiet cries of sonny who tried to keep his fear and pain hidden as he curled up in the corner of the room, arms wrapped tight as he tried to self sooth, blood oozing from a wound on his thigh.

the furious threats leland had spat at johnny the entire time, and the pained sobs as johnny beat him and drove his knife deep into his shoulder.

johnny had hurt her as well. her skin showed the signs of abuse - bruises bloomed across her skin, wounds scabbed over, some still trickling blood, and her entire body ached. despite this, her pain was the furthest thing from her mind. of course, she was angry at him for hurting her, but he had hurt her friends and her sister, and that was more than enough reason to want him dead.

ana straddled his torso and drove the knife downward as quickly as she could, in between his ribs. johnny moaned in pain, blood bubbling out of his mouth as he coughed, staring at the knife in surprise. she threw her arm back and brought the knife down again and again and again. he choked on his own blood. it coated his lips and teeth as he managed a sneer up at her. he looked almost impressed.

he spit to the side, thick red blood splattered onto the floor beside him as he turned his eyes back to her. a wet, raspy chuckle came from him as he watched her raise her blood-soaked arm again.

"sure you wanna go through with this? once you watch someone die, you ain't never the same after that," he mused, coughing again, a rattle of phlegm and blood spewing from his lips. ana's chest clenched tight as his words, a white hot burst of rage flashing before her eyes.

"like you said...family first, asshole!"

coated in dirt and bruises, her face and hair damp with blood (her own? her friends? johnnys?), she knew it had to be this way. her brown eyes were wild with hatred as she shrieked, plunging the knife down one final time. she forced it down into his chest with all the strength she could muster. she was small, but the grief and fury fueled her, and she twisted the knife, putting her entire weight onto the handle, as she raised herself up on her knees. johnny inhaled sharply once, his hands raised as if to pull the knife away before they collapsed at his side. his gutteral sounds stopped with a final, deep exhale. his head lulled to the side, and the life drained from his eyes.

ana watched, her chest rising and falling as she panted, exhausted by the exertion and the pain. she felt something well up deep inside of her when she realized he was gone. she cried out - wasn't this what she wanted, to take the life of the man who lured her sister to her demise, the man who tortured and hurt her friends? she knew that it was, yet her pain remained. her heart was broken, the despair so strong she felt it physically. she didn't know if anyone else was alive, they had been separated after the first few days, and she hadn't seen them since they broke out of the basement at the house - the last she had heard was her friends fighting with the monsters who had held them captive as johnny had chased her from the home.

her stomach lurched as she shakily stood, coughing up bile and stomach acid as she staggered away from johnny's body. she wiped her mouth with the back of her arm, only to feel warmth on her lips. she glanced down at her trembling hands, and her stomach rolled again. her arm was slick with dark blood, and she quickly used the bottom of her shirt to wipe her mouth clean. the nausea remained, but there was nothing left in her to expel. the family had kept them starving and dehydrated, had weakened them in the basement. ana swallowed the lump in her throat as she stepped out of the sliding metal door of the slaughterhouse, into the downpour outside. the rain fell straight down in a heavy torrent, drenching her in seconds. the tear streaks in the blood on her face slowly disappeared as the water washed over her.

numb, her vision blurred with rain and her tears as she stumbled down the concrete steps. as her feet touched the ground, she collapsed into the mud, a sob wrenched from her chest. the dirt around her became tinged red in seconds as the blood ran off of her body. she felt a hot burning deep within her chest, as if she held an inferno inside of her. the reality out here was far too cruel to handle on her own. she felt as though she were dying. her hand clutched at her chest as she sobbed, her head lowered, wet hair obscuring the horrific landscape around her. her lip quivered, and she suddenly felt so small and so alone - this had been all her fault.

it's all your fault, ana.

her mind betrayed her, and the guilt slammed into her as she knelt in the mud, curled up, small, like a wounded animal. maria had already been gone for so long. why hadn't she gone to look for her sooner? why had she held on to any hope of finding her alive, finding her safe, somehow tucked away with a friend she made while taking photos? how stupid she felt. how did she let any of this happen? all she wanted was to find maria, to bring her home and back to the people who loved her.

instead, selfishly, she had led her friends straight into the hands of the devil.

it was as if a dam broke inside her. everything she had held in - for her mother, for herself, for her friends - since maria disappeared was ripped out of her. the reality came crashing down as she struggled to inhale, only to be met almost painfully with gasping, suffocating sobs. it was all too much. she wasn't strong enough for this. she was barely eighteen, still felt like a child. her fingers grasped at her chest as if she were attempting to tear her misery out from inside. throat raw, her battered body shuddered with each violent wail, drowned out by the sheet of rain that fell around her.

lost in insurmountable grief, she barely heard the cry of relief or the soft, uneven footsteps that approached her. barely felt the gentle hand on her exposed shoulder. faintly, ana heard worried murmurs and pained, labored breathing. she felt a million miles away from herself, hidden away in a dark corner in the back of her mind. as if she were watching a film through her own eyes. she vaguely registered the feeling of strong, wide arms wrapping around her in a warm, reassuring embrace.

her initial panic at the contact dimmed as the blood rushing in her ears began to slow, her head lifting as she squinted through the rain. several figures surrounded her, some leaned on each other, some stood alone, and two kneeled down in front of her. she couldn't focus, couldn't make out what was being said to her. the words ran together into an unintelligible mumble, but the voice was familiar, gentle, comforting. ana tried to reply, her throat hoarse, her mouth far too dry to form words. she licked her cracked lips and tried to speak again. the voices told her to save her energy, asked if she could stand. the one on her left said they thought they could carry her. she knew those voices anywhere. she blinked away the rain and tears desperate to see them, and let out another sob, this time of relief and happiness, as their faces swam into view.

her friends were alive... but what was left of them?

#tcm #texas chainsaw massacre #tcsm game #texas chainsaw massacre game #txcsm #ana flores #johnny slaughter #tcm johnny #leland mckinney #connie taylor #julie crawford #maria flores #tcm danny #im tagging everyone cuz they have a nice little cameo at the end.... cept poor maria of course #PLS BE KIND IM NOT A WRITER THERE ARE TONS OF MISTAKES ITS 3:30 AM AND I NEEDED TO POST THIS #super vague/hinted at leland x ana in here at the end btw

[eroticcannibal]

man with ur last anon the mental health scene has me feeling the same way. Like... I kinda hate how "disordered" has been phased out as a word because some people got weird about language when it literally just means "this [x] is so severely impactful upon a person's life that it's causing disorder." And like not to throw anyone under the bus but I hate talking to other ADHD folk since I got the Brand That Makes Me Exclusively Angry and Quick To Trigger, thus I'm just an evil asshole for even having those DISORDERED PARTS ABOUT MY DISORDER even existing. It's like anyone with a remotely aggressive attitude to approaching mental health is seen as a threat like... go away this isn't soft baby corner playtime, this is Big Bitches Anonymous Hour.

Oh thats a fucking mood. Its all become so sanitised. It makes me miss LJ era pro ana and other "glorifying" communities cus like. You could at least be fucking honest about the nasty shit. No one pretended. People would just say how it was. People don't want to admit anymore that its ugly and difficult and there are no easy answers.

[heeliopheelia]

Hii!!

I love your works!

I was wondering if you've read the twisted series (Ana Huang) ..

So I just finished it and was wondering- in enha hyungline, if we were to assign them the MCs(Alex, Rhys, Josh and Christian), who wud be who in your opinion??

You don't hv to ans this if ur busy❤

Take care n drink lots of water 🫂

Hi cutie!! Thank you so much <3 I got so excited while reading this ask because the twisted series is absolutely one of my FAVORITES of all time 🤧🫶😭

Soo, for Alex I'm thinking Sunghoon... Like hear me out!! The brother's best friend trope?? And forced proximity?? C'mon, tell me this is not Hoon 😋

Rhys just screams Jay to me. Like there's the bodyguard situation going on and the forbidden romance too and there's no one else I'd rather pair these tropes up than with this man...

Josh is so Heeseung coded, fight me on that 💀 Like C'MON, best friend's bro + enemies to lovers + banter = Hee

So that leaves us with Jake as Christian which works perfectly bcs he's just so fake dating-able LMAO like I'm even writing a whole ass separate fic on Jake and fake dating, so it all comes together perfectly 🙏 And he's a billionaire neighbor too like ugh get outta here 😭😘

Take care of yourself too, please!! ❤️ And also let me know what are your thoughts on the series? A lot of my friends said it was overhyped or a little cringe/wattpad-ish and like – yeah but I still love it 😋✋

#carly answers ✎ #this was so fun 😭😛

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Louisiana HC’s because I friggin’ love him 🥺🥺💛💚💜 Also @simpyfrog , cuz I think they might like this. Maybe.

-he has a few different nicknames, but his main one is Loui. His others are: Lou, Ana, The Pelican State, and Magnolia (his state flower).

-his "human" age is 22 and his state age (or how long he has been a state) is 211 years

-his height is 5’7

-Loui has an unnatural love for animals and knows a lot about them

-Texas decided to teach him how to ride horses and it went really well! Sorta. Loui just was kinda cautious about the horses because they are all a lot bigger than him and stronger.

-so as we know, Loui doesn’t, or at least, barely sleeps, cuz he’s usually "haunting’ the house at night and is active during the day. So sometimes his body will just shut down at random parts of the day and he’ll fall asleep on the spot (no matter what he’s doing). Florida now has the habit of putting an arm either in front of Loui, or behind him in case he falls.

-he has autism, high-functioning depression and anxiety, and PTSD

-one time Texas decided to give Loui hennessy. Yea. Um. Never again. The sounds coming from him could only be described as a demon getting strangled 😭 He hated it. It bit him.

-the LAST, and I mean, the LAST thing any of the states want is for somebody to piss off a hungover Loui. The last time someone did that, let’s just say Alabama got LAUNCHED across the living room.

-Loui love’s complimenting his friends, but he can’t handle compliments directed at him. If somebody compliments him, he will 100% malfunction and be blushing for a long time, and it’s absolutely adorable.

-absolutely adores thunderstorms. He loves the lightning and the rain, but sometimes the thunder will give him a little spook.

-he enjoys making weird concoctions of random drinks and always manages to make the most interesting drinks that just leave the others either concerned or impressed

-the resident "Shots Til’ You Drop" winner with Texas not too far behind

-sometimes he paints his nails black, purple, or gold

-his father was an absolute piece of sh*t and abused him mentally and physically before selling him to America, so now Loui also has ✨abandonment issues✨, and thinks that his friends will abandon him if he isn’t good enough.

-at random times, he will cuddle up to somebody on the couch and fall asleep hugging them, no matter who it is. And nobody, NOBODY, not even Alaska, have the heart to move him. They will just sit there and continue watching TV or whatever they were doing.

-he also purrs like a cat, so whenever he decides to mess with New York about basically being a cat in human form, York will shut him up by dragging him to the couch and reducing him to a tired purring puddle of adorableness. He shuts up pretty quickly.

-in that one episode where Loui insults Ohio (WNR 9/8 pt2: Boneless Chicken Wings Man, if ur curious), the aftermath of that was Loui just continuously apologizing to Ohio for insulting him and Ohio reassuring him that it was ok and all fun and games (😭😭 Bless his lil’ heart 😭😭)

-Tex and Loui are actually closer than most people think, and same with Mass and Loui. They just aren’t the duos that people would expect to exist and get along.

-so we all know that Loui is a sweet funky lil’ guy that could do no wrong, but he can most definitely be a b*tch if he wants to

-he knows how to play a bunch of instruments and he has a really nice singing voice

-as mentioned in one of my previous posts, Loui speaks French. And so do a few other states. Those states have heard and understood what Loui was saying whenever he decided to insult someone in French and to say they were stunned would be an understatement. Example:

*Alabama won’t shut up about his state being the one where Mardi Gras started*

Loui, done with his sh*t: *under his breath* Nan, je ne pense pas que tu vailles la quantité de dynamite qu'il faudrait pour t'envoyer en enfer…. (Naw, i dont think you're worth the amount of dynamite it would take to blow you to the pits of hell….)

Texas, who heard and understood him: *the man was too stunned to speak, but he’s also trying to not burst out laughing*

-Loui enjoys scaring people, but he also gets jumpscared really easily. And he doesn’t have a fight or flight response, he has a fight or freeze response, meaning he either punches the person that scared him, or he just freezes in place. One time, Alaska decided that it would be funny to stick his cold hand up Loui’s hoodie and place it on his back as he was zoned out and washing dishes.

Yea Texas ended up teasing Alaska about he got thrown into the kitchen island with a knife to his throat when he landed by someone that is only 5’7 and looks like he couldn’t harm a fly.

-sometimes Loui gets really anxious during meetings when things start getting too chaotic, and normally Florida would take that as a sign to calm down a bit, but when Florida doesn’t notice, Texas is the next one up (cuz I headcanon that Texas sits next to Loui). He’ll just reach over and grab Loui’s hand and just hold it for a while to calm him down before he has a full on anxiety attack. Or if there’s not too many states there (cOuGh CoUgH- Cali, Oklahoma, and Alaska- cOuGh CoUgH), he will snake a hand around Loui and hug him till he’s calm again.

-Loui is perhaps one of the only people that Alaska fears. For reasons.

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NOW TAKE SOME INCORRECT QUOTES WITH LOUI BEING THE MAIN CHARACTER BI-

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York: Did it hurt when you fell- 
Loui: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- 
York: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. 
Loui: ... 
York: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Loui: I will send my army to attack! 
Loui: *releases a dumpster of raccoons whilst grinning like a maniac*

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Loui: Don't go to the kitchen. 
York: Why? 
Loui: I saw a spider. 
York: Well, did you kill it? 
Loui: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...

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Gov: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire. 
Loui: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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*at a sleepover in Tex’s room (with Florida, Georgia, and Loui)*

Tex: Why aren’t you sleeping? 
Loui: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Texas. 
Tex: 
Loui: ...The stupid ghosts and spirits.
Tex: *wrapping their arms around Loui* Awwww, bud- (Mama Texas hours-)

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Florida: Truth or dare? 
Loui: Truth. 
Florida : How many hours have you slept this week? 
Loui: 
Loui: Dare. 
Florida: Go to sleep. 
Loui: I don't like this game.

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Some random b*tch with a gun to Loui’s head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven? 
Loui: *unfazed* Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

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Gov: Just be careful, Louisiana! 
Loui: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Gov! 
Loui: It's everything around me that's careless.

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Loui: *Gasp* 
York: wHAT?? 
Loui: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? 
York: *inhales* 
Cali, in another room with Washington: Why can I hear screeching?

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Florida: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be? 
Tex: Bleach. 
Loui: Sewage. 
Florida, hugging them both: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

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York: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB F(speaks New York)! 
Loui: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!

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(Georgia and Texas were tasked with keeping an eye on Florida and Loui, Geo took Florida, Tex took Loui)

Tex: I lost Loui. 
Gov: How did you LOSE Louisiana?! 
Tex: To be fair, he is very small.

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Mass: Alright, listen up you little shits. 
Mass: Not you Loui. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Utah to Loui: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up! 
Loui: *proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away* 
Alaska, limping while walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Louisiana cute or small.

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Alabama, after he decided it would a good idea to jumpscare Loui: Is it still visible? Where Loui slapped me? 
York: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. 
Florida: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. 
Tex: A palm reader could tell Loui's future by looking at your face. 
Gov, cringing at the mark: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Alabama: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

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#ben brainard

[abysslll]

three seconds in and wow... those are such Noises. this man is homosexual im saying this because 1. no straight person would be connected to this type of music and 2. i think this is the guy in the picture u posted earlier

impulsive, never stops moving, was this the guy getting the bj in that one scene, has dreams that are unachievable but you better bet hes gonna fucking try, if you try to stop him he will bite you, probably destined to die and is trying to live as much as possible before that happens

im diagnosing you with AJR addiction. im doing a quick sweep of all ur public playlists and so far only fugo, narancia, dazai, and teru's dont have an ajr song

this mfer is living life on the edge good for him i would hate to exist around him. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA ANA NA ANA NA NA NA NA AN NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAN NANA NA AN ANNA NANA NA NA NA NA NAN AN NA

anti-depressants turned into a human

im going to save this playlist as a stim-playlist theres so much Noise here

is i'm ready by ajr one of the earlier songs? his voice sounds younger. wait was that fucking bob l'eponge

this playlist is providing a lot of songs for the WIP MILF playlist thank you

🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃 THIS IS MY ROARING ROARING 20s 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃

basically i am getting that this guy is ready to live instead of survive and is going to sink his teeth into the flesh of the world and fuck living an easy or boring life

BANGER playlist and character both you and him would be allowed to get the aux on my imaginary mutual roadtrip i think i like him a lot he seems like a vibe also fun fact the ask rectangle covers most of ur header except the dancing character at the very far left who i think might be mista

he would probably call up random people in a phone book to ask them about their day

he has a bucket list and follows none of it because life fucks hard and he's living one day at a time and who cares if we die it's just another adventure

is he a fun criminal?? thats what im getting by lotta true crime but idk

the end got like rlly sad suddenly wait what

we're back to cool shit 😎 cult of dionysus. this character just seems like a 24/7 party. he'd be the person who never shuts the fuck up at a sleepover

i think he could witness the absolute worst horrors and traumas ever and would go "lol okay!"

final thoughts: homosexuality. also how dare you expose me to hayloft 2 AGAIN

this is incredible you have his personality down Perfectly

i am too tired to do a full response but:

yes he was the one getting the blowjob and yes he is also the dude dancing on the far left of my header

i full-heartedly accept my ajr addiciton diagnosis </3 they're my favorite band i literally cannot get enough of them

ANTI-DEPRESSANTS TURNED INTO A HUMAN I'M CACKLING

hh yeah the noises are So Good in this one

i think i'm ready is one of their first songs ! (ajr addiction coming in handy rn)

i am absolutely adding the him calling random people to my hcs that is so cute and it's definitely something he'd do-

he's def a fun criminal, i'm p sure part of his backstory was that whenever he was low on cash he'd just fuckin. rob people outside movie theaters who were badmouthing the actors?? (also he's literally a mafioso so like-)

he wouldn't shut up during a sleepover and that is a Fact

oh yeah that happens several times in canon jhgfdfghjhds

i am sorry but hayloft 2 is such a good character playlist song-

this was very fun to read/respond to asdkgfskj ty for listening <33

#bat <3 #endless asks #jjba tag

[snapped-in-half]

Trolls characters as me and m friend's damn shenanigans

part 2

TW: Mentions of death and personal intimate shit, swearing and ED. also arson mention be warned

John Dory: If I'm not on deaths door, I'm fine. actually even if im on deaths door, im simply not going to deaths living room, im staying on his front porch, sitting on the welcome mat.

Every single whack ass troll he knows: BRO THATS NOT HOW IT WORK

(insert border here)

(one of the trolls or bruce's kids): Are yo cereal?

Bruce: no I'm a troll.

(I actually said "no im human" btw)

(border)

Bruce: YOU LITERALLY SENT ME A PRO ANA VIDEO???

Creek or Satin and Chenille (tdau ruined my canon): Me and who?

Floyd: ummm it was a joke

(in order: a friend who had anorexia recovered, me still having an ed tryinh to recover, and the one who sent the vid who got hospitalized for an ed possibly healed too)

(fuckass borders)

Nova Swift: Ur cunt energy is so mother it impregnated me

Branch, Satin, Chenille: cunt so cunt it bred you?????

(bro has no ideas for borders)

John Dory's single, lonely, 50 year old virgin ass: 8 hrs of sleep? more like 8 hours of masturbating!

(10 pm to 5 am, a record.)

(Border)

Any of the brozone brothers: who would win in an oiled up twerk off? Dr Josef Heiter or John Dory, lets discuss. So two old men, one in his 60's one ageless but still very old, ones a doctor, the other a survivalist. Ill be super honest, While john dory has boy band dance knowledge, amd can twerk, dr josef heiter's bones are doing quite well, better than dory's actually, in the movie john complained about a bad back and legs, he may have twerk knowledge but he would crumble and cry in pain once he shakes that behind, with a little demonstration, dr josef heiter befor he died wouldve learned to twerk but refuse to do it, with enough convincing the doctor finally twerks and god he twerks well, but honestly he's an old man, he won the oiled up twerk off and sacrificed his dignity, John Dory lost but god he wins in never giving up because even with his arthritis and old age, he still managed to twerk atleast 5 times to be generous

John Dory: How the fuck did heiter win???

Clay: he has better bones and posture

Floyd: Heiter is older than John Dory?

Branch: obviously, but he has better bones. John Dory is practically gonna crack, like "augh my back" every 5 twerks

(border is so easy to think of)

Barb, cuz ik her ass bullies ppl in comment sections: if u were a pedo w a small dick, fucking kids wont be rape cuz it didnt even enter.

Riff: WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

Barb: I'm sorry rape joke, forgot that was an ick.

(guys i got a border idea)

Cooper: in our cores, we are pop trollcore, since we got colonized by the Pop Tribe

(the real message i sent: in our cores, we are americancore, since we got colonized by the U.S of A)

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Branch: i think the reason why jenny died is bcuz of hunger and sickness, the shit out puke back thing 1 and 2 r doing is like only w them the 3rd spot gets nothing

Creek: that is until we starve them all and do a more fucked up human centipede... a human wheel.

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Branch: its like if a trainwreck could go into a vagina but it actually went into a butthole but the butthole was actively having diarrhea and the train is on fire and the vagina is waterfalling

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Poppy: I had a dream i gave ed sheeran head w someone else

Branch: what?

Poppy: he got some head sheeran.

Branch: WHY DID I KNOW YOU WERE GONNA SAY THAT???

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Rock and normal poppy: I wont care if we get caught, I'll tell u to run so ur safe while im in death row. I'll let u live cuz we're buddies.

Barb: genuinely id much rather die with u cuz whats the point dude?

Poppy: true.

Barb: life wont be fun anymore

poppy: Well, when or if we get caught, I'd jump into the fire and wait for u whenever ^w^

#trolls band together #trolls world tour #trolls #incorrect quotes #trolls incorrect quotes

[psychicllamacookieranch]

Can Metallica Master Actual Puppets!?

..yeah,.,.rock on!!!

metalica!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XYQHB5Oy20

hastang buanga :)

..very funny:)

ps: motuo ba mo..dili lang ko mosulti wat year and a month..

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para pag promote nako pud daw mailhan ko..din wala ko nisugot man,.,.,.dili ko tuo pud..

din i choose kani na life..

madatu ko atu..or manaa koy kwarta jud..dili lang ko tell././dri ba na..sa pinas//or sa gawas..ug asa pud na//offer nako lang..din ni balibad ko..man..

:)

unblieveable but that is true..99999percent true..

no-no ako dyan..bati mana na world,,.nya lain akong life pud..mao wala pud ko!!

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motoo ba sad mo??

kani akong account..

daghan jud mosubay-bay ug basa...nya nisekreto lang sila pud..kunohay wala kahibalo:)

..sikat pud ko sa mga scol..ang nipakalat.,.,usa na kana na fraternity:)\

salamat kaayo..di jud ko mamising ninyo oi:) salamat jud kaayo ..

maunay ra mo sa tari..watchout akong drawing:) kung gahi jud ulox:)

but anyway..sila ra ba jud kuno ang modaog:) magkatawa man sad ta,,,:) sure mo anang drawinga???nya sa na mo kaha ana eghuman ana??diha ra?/:)

,,pag-ka-charr:) run 4ever..wer?? kahibalo ko asa ka??sa karon palang:)

ha-hay:)

yes patay gud ko..i said..even if i die im winning99999percent true..

semi immortal man..lisud pa ba nmu tuohan..na im better than you..

pero pang ari monding pa ko won:)

...motuo mo..naa mobasa ani..akong account daghan././apil mga celibrity..here or gawas..ambot aza kaha:)

politiko//pulis...

kaliwat:)

basta daghan//.friends..

silingan:) best-ha-ha:) ai wala se-gow-row:)

peace:)

..2 :)

peace sign:)

mahal ko kayo:)

you know who u are:)

kinsa mo:)

peace:)

yeah:)

pagbinuotan mo segi.:).suko zuper buddee:)

nya kung bata kapa dili mag uyab-uyab..yaw haff??:)

yaw:) stop dat,.,.,labina kaliwat..yaw .,yaw haff!!

good!!

i know dat,.,.

im amazing kasi..kaya kahibalo ko sa mga gipanghide sa uban-uban mga taw..ekept ko nalang:)

lisudpagkwan gud..unsaon pagkwan,,

ma-boom man jud,,

kabayo nalang..taas-taas kasi.nya sendikato..nya pugson man noon ka..mao may moisog ug mogarra,,

say the magic word na kabayong bundat.. i know ur mouth na hambogera na botboton..na wala goy ika buga.,,.

..hadloka pa sila:) sure:)

nya ikaw asa kaha??:)

hadloka pa sila na ikaw juy modaog..hambogi sila ba//

na bluff ra na...something like that..kahibalo naka ana oi..kaw pa i trust in yo:)

kaw mo down sa  imong gropo..ug tanan nimung mga sala epublish na sa public,,naa videos uban uban naka sulat lang..

ai basta nalang..bukhang mga mata:)

gapiyong pa ba:) hasta nyo kauban ni balki nang uban..motestigo..kay pareha ra man gong pataya///.asa man siya magpakamatay?? sa kabayo??

or sa iyang pamilya nalang nya mangayo sorry or sa mga taw naa pay patung..

sa politiko inyo nahibaw an..pagawsa pud..diba achievements pud ninyox:)

..say na,.,talk that trash bundat na mailhan bisag piyoingan na siuya kay talinis simod:)

kabayong bundat..manyakiss gutom ug uhaw/./.inodoro worshiper..:)very louy:) tila pa more:)

palagota na si walis-tin-tin:)

naa ninyo duha mag end sa story..kung dili na mahitabo..segi pa ta ani..mas nindot..maglagyo unta ug dili na..wala pa dugo mo banaw,,,

na undang na..dili mag gara=gara pa..nya gilad sa diay ta..makahibalo man ko..

mura gansiyang kasi..,the mouth..best ha-ha:)

ps:) iloveyou christmas..

youve got me babe!!!

chingaw-chingaw!!!

show me wat youve got

//show me wat youve got means??:)

#youtube

[bigballersdaily]

I don’t like the narrative that’s building on ur page.

Firstly Melo is a star. He gets a million likes on his IG posts.. nobody young gets near that.

So your point that shadeborough don’t care about his news is bullshit. U post him u get clicks and that’s what these news pages want.

Secondly, JA Morant is big now because he talks… Melo is low-key if he wanted to be a bigger star he can he would be active on socials.

Your forgetting people like Justin Laboy, diddy’s son etc.. comment/used to comment under his IG. They interact and they are friends….

Ur forgetting his previous girlfriend has said he was toxic and manipulative… so him having a side chick is not a big deal to him.

No NBA star is loyal to one girl.. Steph, Lebron, JA, Ant they all mess around.. it’s how the NBA is..

Whether NFT is fan or a sidechick I don’t care but this man Melo is smarter than you give him credit for.

You guys need to stop this his nonsense…. This boy is street smart, he knows how to move to stay lowkey.

What I said was that he wasn’t big outside of basketball meaning IF YOU DO NOT WATCH BASKETBALL THEN YOU DONT CARE ABOUT WHAT HES DOING which is true. The anon mentioned Kobe, Lebron and Steph. All people who are talked about outside of basketball.

Melo is not a bigger than Ja at the moment as far as basketball goes because his team is sorry as hell and that’s the honest to God truth. Also who cares about Diddy’s son and Justin LaBoy? Y’all think Melo is bigger than everybody including the soccer players that Ana dated before him and he’s not.

We’ve talked about Lebron cheating and y’all got mad so we don’t talk about it anymore. Also please stop throwing Steph into y’all’s cheating conversations. That man is innocent as far as I’m concerned 😂

I’m not building a narrative about Melo. I’ve said multiple times that he’s the star of their team and that he’s getting paid next year.

[1-800-iluvhockey]

Hughes sister reader dating either Trevor or make Trevor have a brother her age and everyone is going insane in the comments? Instagram edit plz

oh I love this idea!!!! kinda left it on a cliffhanger because I love the thought of trev with a hughes sister 😂

(all pictures and storyline are works of fiction!!!)

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y/nhughes - back at honda center to visit my nhl besties 😋 (thank you to trev for the tix , & alex for cry laughing with me when trev tripped tonight)

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trevorzegras - good to see you again y/n/n ☺️

↳ y/nhughes - missed you oh so much! 😌

_alexturcotte - glad that we got to see you trip after you scored lol @trevorzegras

jamie.drysdale - nice to meet you both!! see you later this week lol

↳ y/nhughes - literally so excited for it!! (trev I think I like jam more than you 😂)

trevorzegras - you and I both know that’s a lie 😁

↳ jackhughes86 - what’s that supposed to mean?! ^

↳ quinnhughes_ - lol what

lhughes_06 - I’ll fly to Irvine to keep your ass in line y/n

↳ y/nhughes - dude I’m older than you ^^ trev and I are besties 😌

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trevorzegras - 🅿️

tagged @/ sonnymilano, jamie.drysdale, y/nhughes, & jamie.drysdale

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y/nhughes - these are from like christmas TZ (and where are my photo creds?? I took both of these 🤨)

jamie.drysdale - he finally went to the store today to pick them up 😭😭 ^^

_alexturcotte - LA > ANA

jackhughes86 - Lakers >

anaheimducks - can’t even defend your antics tz when you have put this post off for months 🤣

↳ trevorzegras - not my own team against me 😭

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y/nhughes - get you a boy who would wear pink for you !! 💖💗💘 #myboy #sorryguysimtaken #happy6monthsT!!

tagged @/ trevorzegras

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trevorzegras - sunrises and sunsets with you > also I love pink (and you oh so much) and you know it

↳ y/nhughes - thank you for being my person 💘

jackhughes86 - OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS. NO NO NO

↳ lhughes_06 - BIG SIS HAS A BOYFRIEND AND ITS TREVOR?! TREVOR ZEGRAS WHO USED TO PLAY PONG AND TEACH ME HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS ZEGRAS

↳ quinnhughes_ - Y/N ELLEN HUGHES

y/nhughes - hehehe — I’m dead (@_alexturcotte) please call my mom and tell her that I love her, because I have a angry Q on one line, and angry J on trev’s line….. lolz

jamie.drysdale - I love you two together, but man this is entertaining to watch 😭 (trev is in the living room pacing and trying to explain to one brother)

lhughes_06 - I know that you are older than me…. BUT ARE YOU KIDDING ME (if I wasn’t at a team dinner I would be calling Lex.)

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trevorzegras - my ucla girl <333 thank you for putting up with me for the past 6 months!! #sorrynotsorry #mybaby #hughesbrospleasedontkillme

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y/nhughes - sorry for you having to deal with the wrath of my family Z!! but I love you and our life in socal!!

↳ trevorzegras - it’s okay hon, I love you regardless of their antics !! (ur the best and I’m headed home to bring you ice cream) 💗💕

elblue06 - sorry about the family, but I always knew one way or another you two would be together! Jim owes me $50 !! 💙 welcome to the fam (again) Trevor!!

↳ trevorzegras - thank you mrs. hughes!! you’re the 🐐

y/nhughes - see! someone in my family approves lol

_alexturcotte - glad I don’t have to be the secret keeper anymore !!! you two are adorable 😌 (sorry jacky but he treats her like a queen)

jackhughes86 - I have no words for any of you right now.

l_hughes06 - hurt my sister and I will fly down to break your face, zegras

↳ trevorzegras - I’d never hurt her; ever.

y/nhughes - trev, you’re the kindest person and you love me unconditionally…. unless if its mario cart with the boys 🤨

↳ trevorzegras - IM SORRY I NEVER MEANT THAT & IT WAS ONE TIME BABE 😭 (but seriously I love you more than words could ever say & the hughes bros will never scare me off, ellen might have but…….)

↳ jamie.drysdale - no I agree with Y/n/n that was so funny 😭😭 but I’m glad that you are public because I hated having to be the alibi guy… 😂

anaheimducks - what happens when @trevorzegras & @jackhughes86 have to meet in Vegas for Allstars in a few weeks?!

↳ njdevils - 👀 war? memes? we will find out in a few weeks and y/n MUST document it !!

↳ y/nhughes - that’s if I go and if trev survives 😭 @anaheimducks & @njdevils ^^

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abbster’s taglist: @bellaguarneri @hockeyboysarehot @hockey-lover86 @pierrelucduboiis @the-stars-shine-above-us @pulpfixion @owenpwr @oskarlidblom @dylandukerr @yorkshirespirlo @juliasahoshughes & whoever else

(doing this by memory again because I can’t access the app that has my taglist! sorry if I missed you! <3 )

#abbster answers #thank you anon <33 #1 800 iluvhockey insta edits #trevor zegras

[jeweled-blue-eyes]

I was going through the manhwa and it hit me that unlike Athy and Jennette's dresses, we never see anyone dissecting the meaning behind Claude or Anastacius's costume, even though they have much underlying symbolism to offer with all their varying colours and motifs. And these are the two most rich characters in terms of backstory and human relationships. Ur detailed dissection on Jennette's costumes are so good that I'm scarily tempted to tempt u to do this one. Will u do this one analysis🥺???

I don't know anything about the medals or the flowers on Claude's clothings since I'm don’t know flower language... But I can give my thoughts on some of his clothings.

Claude wears three types of clothings throughout the manhwa: 1. royal military uniforms 2. togas 3. victorian children clothings of the upper/middle class (play suits + sailor suits).

What is striking is that all three types of clothings he wore can be associated with freedom and oppression equally (1. military 2. ancient romans 3. royal navy).

Let's start with the first outfit he wore as a child: The sailor suit.

In 1846, the four-year-old Albert Edward, Prince of Wales was given a scaled-down version of an enlisted man’s sailor suit. It was almost certainly a carefully chosen decision calculated to make the public associate the monarchy which had declined in popularity with the most popular institution in Britain -The Royal Navy.

What do we know about the royal navy? Besides it’s role in British colonialism and the suppression of many Asian and African peoples, it helped to defeat a series of opponents for the most part countries goverened by authoritarian or dictatorial rulers (Philip II, Louis XIV, Napoleon, Kaiser Wilhelm II), in other words: tyrants.

Sailor suits which are associated with childishness and innocence stand in juxtaposition to it’s militaristic origin . It’s a reminder how young Claude was still pure and innocent, yet without being fully aware of it he was thrown into a battle for succession at such a young age, and expected to survive or die trying.

We could also dvelve into color theory a little bit: Brown is mostly associated with humility, plainness and poverty. It could be a reminder of his commoner origin. Perhaps it tells us that his mother didn’t have much money back then and Claude had to get dressed in clothes that didn’t gave away easily how often they got mended or got dirty, because his mother could only afford a few sets of clothing. This is only a speculation: perhaps the money meant for Claude was mostly used for the treatment of his mother’s sickness. (I can’t see the Emperor paying the treatment of a chronically ill lover. Unless he actually loved her).

We could also assume that Claude intentionally picked out plain brown clothing that would allow him to blend well with the environment. The flashback in chapter 73 shows us little Claude hiding behind the bushes from the palace guards. Considering his state of increased alertness, he seemed to be used to sense danger approaching and find ways to hide quickly and efficiently.

Ah before I forget too much brown can also create feelings of sadness, isolation and loneliness...alright, you get what I mean, I stop here. 

Now to Anastacius. While Claude’s attire is more lowkey about it’s violent origin: Anastacius’ is more upfront. He’s already aware of the situation he is in. He knows his little brother is more talented than him and feels threatened enough to consider the words of Caracks who tried to lure him away. Anastacius wears something resembling a mix of military uniform and a victorian play suit in blue and red.

Blue was also considered the most prestigious colour, and was granted to “royal” regiments.

I think Anastacius and Claude’s outfits were meant to show that they were at a crossroad in life. When Ana was still friendly with Claude he started out wearing play outfits and then as his relationship with Anastacius deteriorated, gradually started to wear normal suits and uniforms until he was wearing his ceremonial military uniform at the day he killed Ana.

The Obelia brother’s wearing a military uniform signifies that they are at war with someone. They are ready to spill blood. You can see it in The Lovely Princess, where when Athy meets Claude for the first time, instead of a toga he is wearing a military uniform and continues to do so almost until his death. We know that Diana was the one who introduced him to Siodonna’s fashion. With the memories of her gone, so was the peaceful presence in his life and he became a misanthrope. The memory spell had taken full affect and he was incapable to love or care for Athy in any way. Athy became his biggest torment, his enemy. Similarly our! Claude is only wearing a military uniform at official occations like Athy’s debutante ball, where he had to face the nobles which he resented so much. And even now, in the latest chapters he bothered to change his clothes with magic from a toga into a uniform when he reunited with his elder brother.

Whenever Anastacius and Claude are wearing a military uniform they are meeting someone hated (LP verse Claude met Athy, birthday baquet! Claude met the nobles (Roger), and now in chapter 109 he met his brother who had tried to kill him), they either want to demonstrate strenght (the uniform at Athy’s birthday baquet was more show) or they are ready to attack (the uniform in the recent chapters was more practical to move in).

However they are also stress on the fact that they belong to the royal family and are ought to be respected.

Ana wore almost constantly military uniforms, because he felt the need to show that he was the heir. Not only by birthright, but also in appearance. Only when he went undercover he switched his wardrobe to suits (still, in purple in the color of royality) and puffy shirts. You can see it when Anastacius entered the palace with Jennette. When Ana is fighting against Claude he is either wearing a royal blue (past) or a combination of red and black (present).

“ Black and red. In western culture, these are the two most sinister colors, as red typically conveys the meaning of blood or anger, and black is that of darkness or death. Being a very visually striking combination, they can also convey a sense of power. Together, they additionally give the impression of burning coal or wood, i.e. "fire and destruction".”

(TV Tropes: Red and Black and Evil All Over)

In his previous life he bought fire and destruction upon Obelia...like in Athy’s nightmare remember? So it’s is kind of a bad omen as well.

Anastacius uniform in black and red forms a strong contrast to Claude’s uniform, which is dyed in colors of purple and pure white. “The color purple is often associated with royalty, nobility, luxury, power, and ambition. Purple also represents meanings of wealth, extravagance, creativity, wisdom, dignity, grandeur, devotion, peace, pride, mystery, independence, and magic.”

My point is that Ana’s appearance reflect his state of mind. Being all the time at war with his brother. The paranoia to get overthrown.  The fear not to be enought. He insisted on wearing the ceremonial royal uniform, the crown and the coat, in royal colors, because he felt inferior towards Claude and it made him feel safer. If he thought his own skills as heir were lacking he sought to compensate with the way he presented himself in public (his inferiority complex might have contributed to his lavish livestyle and tendency to waste money). 

The only exception where Ana is not wearing a uniform is a scene during the time of Ana and Claude’s falling out. But he still emphasizes that he belongs to the Imperial family in another way: The brooch on his vest, has the same blue shade as the color of his eyes, which are a trademark sign that only the Imperial family possesses. In chapter 109, Claude and Athy chose to wear a similary colored brooch to show that they are the “true” heirs.

#does this make sense #I'm tired #anon #answered asks #wmmap outfits #wmmap #who made me a princess #sbapod #suddenly became a princess one day

[datleggy]

i’m not sure if this is a good prompt but i’d love to see something based off of jealous eddie in the new episode. established relationship with buck reassuring him about how he and taylor are just good friends. maybe getting together with a first kiss. i love all your work, but don’t feel like you need to write this if it doesn’t spark anything. thank you!

so i haven’t had a chance to watch the new episode yet, but i’ve seen gifs of jealous!eddie and it’s given me life lmao so here we go 

Taylor is at the station...again. And that’s fine. Totally fine, Eddie tells himself over and over in his head, as he watches Buck moon over the reporter. 

A week ago Eddie was content with his life and everyone’s place in it. Or so he thought, until he realized exactly why he was so bothered by Taylors presence at the station. All thanks to Chimney and his extraordinarily large mouth. 

Eddie huffs, annoyed just thinking about it. He’d been in the locker room after a long shift, and Buck had run in and changed faster than lightning, barely taking the time to tie his shoelaces. Eddie had asked if he wanted to come over and grab a beer, maybe play some video games with him and Christopher, but Buck had politely declined. “Sorry man, I’ve got plans with Taylor, she’s waiting outside for me. I’ll see you guys Monday! Bye!” He’d waved and sped out of the station before Eddie could so much as think of an appropriate response. 

Chim had laughed and said something that had most definitely struck a nerve, whether he’d intended it to or not. “Hey, cheer up, there’s other fish in the sea.” 

And Eddie had thought in that instance: But I don’t want anyone else. 

The very next day he’d broken things off with Ana. She’d been more confused than anything, initially, wondering if maybe she’d done something wrong, which had prompted Eddie to spill his guts to her about these decidedly romantic feelings he’s been harboring for his best friend. 

“I’m so sorry. I didn’t realize, not until last night, or I wouldn’t have dragged you into this, I just--” He’d tried to explain, tongue tied and at a loss. Ana was perfect, after all. Intelligent, a self possessed woman with ambition, good humor; she got along just swell with Christopher, and she was gorgeous to boot. But... 

“Hey,” Ana had taken one of his hands into her own and squeezed gently, comfortingly. “So...this sucks. Because I really do like you Edmundo. A lot. But I am glad you were able to sort your feelings out. I know--especially growing up in a Hispanic household--how difficult it can be to come to that kind of conclusion. Have you...told him, yet?” 

Eddie had shaken his head no, “Um, actually? You’re the first person I’ve told.” 

That had come as a huge surprise to Ana, who, though heartbroken, had still offered a listening ear and a shoulder to cry on, in the future. 

Now, a week later, Eddie still hasn’t said a single word of this to anyone else. Not to Hen or Chim, not to his Captain--though sometimes the way Bobby looks over at him makes Eddie think the man knows something--and most definitely not to Buck himself. 

Instead, he departs from the crew, shoulders stiff, irritation spiking, and makes his way to the bunks. Which is where Buck finds him a few minutes later, sulking. 

“You ok?” 

Eddie’s head swivels towards the entrance and he can’t help but frown at the tall figure standing there. It’s all Bucks fault, with the way his hair goes poofy with strawberry curls when it’s humid outside and those dumb contagious too-wide smiles of his and that look on his face when he gets hyped whenever he gets a chance to share any of the million factoids he’s learned--all of it makes Eddie want to rush up to him and kiss his stupid face. 

“Eddie?” And suddenly said face is right in front of his, just inches away, and Buck is waving a concerned hand in front of him. “Earth to Eddie, you alright?” 

Eddie blinks and quickly backs away, nearly falling off the other side of the bed, if not for the fact that Buck springs into action, one long arm going around Eddie’s back and holding him upright.

Now they’re impossibly close and Buck is staring at him all wide eyed and breathing kind of funny and Eddie is swaying forward ever so slightly, not breaking eye contact. He’s not sure what it is he’s doing, except that his hand is now caressing the side of Buck’s face and Buck is leaning into it and Eddie's tilting his head to the side and then their lips are meeting at the middle and Eddie can only describe the feeling as sparks of electricity bursting in his chest.

It's only when they finally pull away that reality comes crashing back down around Eddie and white hot panic sets in. "Shit! Shit, I'm sorry. I--that wasn't supposed to--I mean--" he covers his face with the hand that had been cradling Buck's cheek not five seconds ago and it's warm and butterflies flutter around in his belly.

Buck sits back on the bunk and clears his throat, "Um, I thought you and Ana were..."

Eddie looks up instantly, "No, no, we broke it off last week. Or, I guess I did..."

Buck nods. "Oh."

Eddie slides his sweaty palms across his pants and looks away, nervous. "I didn't mean to kiss you." Not when he knows Buck is dating Taylor. Not when she's literally in the other fucking room. Jesus Christ what is he even doing?

If Eddie were looking he would see the hurt that flashes across Buck's face for a split second before he's able to school his expression. "Right. Yeah." He lets out a faint impression of his usually boisterous laughter. "Who wants to be a rebound, right?" And then he's up and gone.

There's a tension hanging in the air between Buck and Eddie after the incident and no matter how badly Eddie tries to pretend it's not there it lingers.

It's Friday night when Eddie rallies and asks Buck out for a beer. Christopher is at his aunt's for the night and it's been a while since the last time they hung out together, just the two of them, so he figures it’s worth a shot. 

He’s in the middle of asking Buck to go to a bar with him when who but none other than Taylor pops out from behind Buck, making the two of them jump. She tilts her head back and laughs at their expressions of surprise and Eddie wants to gag at how impeccably pretty she is with all that long red hair and those pumps on her feet that make her legs look like they go for miles. 

“I got bored of waiting for you in the lot, c’mon, happy hour’s almost over.” she bumps her shoulder into his playfully and Eddie watches heartbroken as Buck gives her one of his charming megawatt grins. Taylor notices him staring and smiles politely. “Hey firefighter Diaz, didn’t see you there--we’re gonna’ hit Bahama Mama, you should come with us.” 

Eddie tries to decline the invite but Taylor is relentless and despite his protests, he finds himself at the counter, ordering drinks next to Taylor, fifteen minutes later. He hates small talk, and apparently so does Taylor, because the moment Buck steps away to go to the restroom she turns to Eddie with her razor sharp stare and says, “So I heard you kissed Buck the other day and tried to do a little take back, huh?” 

Eddie wants to glare at her and tell her to mind her business but this is her business, and he’s the one in the wrong here, not Taylor, and so instead of lashing out he bites his tongue and apologizes. 

Taylor blinks. “What? Why are you saying that to me? It’s Buck you should be apologizing to. I’m not the one who’s heart you’re playing games with.” she snaps. 

“What? What are you talking about? Look, I’m trying to say sorry here--I kissed him in the heat of the moment, and I want to say I wasn’t thinking straight but the truth is I’ve been in love with him for longer than I can admit but I know you two are dating and I know I overstepped, that wasn’t my intention at all so I just--” 

“We’re not dating...” 

Startled, Eddie turns around to face Buck, who’s standing behind him, having heard a good portion of that conversation. “What.” 

“Is that why you said that? That you didn’t mean to kiss me? Because you thought Taylor and I were going out?” Buck can’t help but sound hopeful, gulping when it takes Eddie a moment to answer. 

“You’re really not dating?” Eddie breathes out. 

Buck shakes his head. “We’re just friends.” 

It’s quiet for a moment before Taylor decides to break the silence. “So...I’m gonna go get us another round and let you two geniuses figure this out.” 

As soon as she’s out of ear shot Buck sits down across from Eddie and both men try to speak simultaneously. “Oh, sorry, no, you go first.” Buck insists. 

Eddie twiddles his thumbs and bites his lip. “How much of that did you hear, exactly?” 

Buck’s heart pounds in his chest like a drum. “Uh, I think I walked up to the part where you told her you’re in love...with me? And for the record, I--you know, I--” Buck stumbles over his confession. “I’m in love with you. Too.” 

“Jesus, Buck,” Eddie leans over the table precariously and holds Bucks face in his hands, not giving a damn about the fact that they’re in a crowded bar. “Are you serious?” 

Buck nods softly and the scruff of his five o’clock shadow gently scratches the palms of his hand and Eddie can’t get over how much he likes that feeling. He could hold Buck like this forever. “Can I kiss you?” 

“Please.” Eddie lets Buck take the lead this time, digs his hands into those blonde curls as Buck twists a hand in his shirt and pulls him even closer. 

Taylor finds them making out like teenagers in the corner of the bar twenty minutes later and pats herself on the back for a job well done. It’s about time those two idiots figured it out. 

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a/n anon i loved ur prompt <3 thanku! 

#a little longer than a drabble mayhaps #oops #thanku for the prompt! :) #911 fox #buddie #long post is long #911 #buck buckley #eddie diaz #ask #911 fox spoilers

[simptasia]

(Because I love when you do these so much) Could you please insult Benjamin Linus?

[rubs my hands together] who could forget dear rat boy???

ma! maaaa!!!! there's a weird fucking man outside!! BLINK MOTHERFUCKER!!!

"ben is an emotionally arrested virgin" - our lord and saviour michael emerson...... paraphrased

disclaimer: being a virgin isn't bad. it's funny because it's ben [squeezes him like a dog toy]

lemme just get this outta the way: juliet [kick] danielle [kick] alex [kick] charlie [punch] sayid [punch PUNCH] and last but not certainly not least,,, locke [taser blast to the balls]

look, i love ben but he of all people gets TWO happy endings (while sooome characters get none) so i will enjoy the cathartic thought of all the other characters beating him like a pinata

how ben's sick brain thought this would go:

arrange for ur crush's boyfriend to be killed

invite her over to discuss work but it's ACTUALLY a date. cook her a ham dinner. have a few of ur top buttons undone, of course. also imply her bf wants to fuck ana lucia aha you see, you are so clever, you have the big brain

reveal her bf's dead body to her

tell her she belongs to you

????

pussy!

with the added bonus of the undignified waddling up the hill after you've done objectifying her existence, well done

WHY THE FUCK WOULD JULIET MAKE YOU SOUP YOU DERANGED WEENIE???? you're not her ex, you're a freak [ben slides his hand close to juliet's] thats going in the lost cringe compilation along with charlie dancing in a nappy and jack saying "if i was hitting on you, you'd know it" get the fuck outta here, you are never getting ur little possum hands on those blessed mommy milkers

he eats like a victorian ingenue eating cucumber sandwiches

his cargo pants create the illusion that he is shaped like a pear. he is a bruised pear, not even fit for juicing, just throw him away

he watched kate and sawyer have sex in a cage. also he put them in cages. he also made kate wear a dress. his daughter's dress. what the actual fuck is wrong with you

where are your glasses. where are they!! do you even need them??? (i enjoy the concept that ben can't see most of the time)

"(⊙_⊙) i used to dream once" ur doing this on purpose, aren't you

"[sees ass porn] good lord..." benjamin linus, you don't get to kinkshame people. you of ALL people don't get to do that

he's not very fond of telling the truth. he's a wee bit of a fibby boy. also he got charlotte's birthday wrong, the dickhead

his response to alex having a boyfriend is to have him sent to a seizure inducing brainwashing room. sir, respect your daughter's agency. also don't torture teenagers. "oh but she might get pregnant" ah so ben would rather brainwash a kid than maturely discuss birth control with his daughter. fucking coward. oh hey, another reason he's incompatible with juliet, a fertility doctor

we only saw his fat tits once. fucking tease (and it was in [gags] stranger in a strange land you bastard)

he's an actual not hyperbole cult leader. feels bad, man

lowkey wanna fuck your mom AND you killed your dad? how DARE you validate freud!!!

also i've heard that murder is wrong

ben is one of my favourite characters

let's point and laugh at him

#ohhh thank you #a lot of this is me dunking on ben's feelings for juliet jfdjsajfda #i could go on. and on and on. but i'll leave it here this is good enough #local man is bad. he just plain sucks

[bibuckbuckley]

what really got me this episode was how they brought the whole “follow ur heart” back from bobby’s speech to eddie and carla was like MAKE SURE ur following ur heart.. and then eddie reaching out to buck like he was his heart😭😭IN PAIN

Right??? Like Bobby freaking told Eddie to follow his heart and that led to Eddie starting to date Ana. BUT THEN when Carla meets Ana, she tells him to make sure to follow his heart, not just Christopher's. Indicating that Eddie dating Ana was what he thought was best for Chris, not bc he was following his heart. And his reaction isn't a reassuring smile while he tells her, "Of course." No the man was completely shooketh and having and having a crisis in his head. But then it's not even mentioned again. And when he gets shot, all he could do is just stare at Buck and even try to reach out for him. He's finally following his heart but in the most tragic and devastating way. I'm not crying you're crying. 

I'M IN PAIN WITH YOU NONNIE

(Come scream with me about Buddie)

#buddie #kj gets an ask #kj gets a nonnie #911 spoilers