#A Clash of Kings

[llutik]

That night he dreamed of the feast Ned Stark had thrown when King Robert came to Winterfell. The hall rang with music and laughter, though the cold winds were rising outside. At first it was all wine and roast meat, and Theon was making japes and eyeing the serving girls and having himself a fine time…until he noticed that the room was growing darker.

#asoiaf #my art #a song of ice and fire #a clash of kings #acok #valyrian scrolls #theon greyjoy #ramsay snow #ramsay bolton #gore #tw gore #lyanna stark #ned stark #robert baratheon #miller's wife #miller's boys idk #tw death #tw blood #tw edgefest #robb stark #grey wind #farlen #i forgor #super embarassed its time for me to leave human communities becoming clearpilled grasstouching persom

[jeyneofpoole]

acok dash simulator

🐺 winterscumming

i’m sorry but the lannisters licherally can’t expect us to just ignore what they did to our liege lord lmao???? sitting up there on that jank throne like i won’t answer the summons as soon as lord starks’ kid calls the banners goddddds the blonde hair makes those cunts stupid. also the incest probably. what is the north known for again??? forgetting??? that’s what i thought…….

🦁 gains-of-castamere

typical northern scum lmao. bring up the ‘incest’ allegations all you want but nobody’s ever allowed to mention stark’s actual bastard as if it’s just, like, fine????? we’ll see who’s laughing when king joffrey seizes your lands and holdfasts ig

🧜‍♂️ womanderly

cersei lannister isn’t gonna fuck you bro

⛓️ iron-pryce

you will never fucking guess what i saw lady asha and lord greyjoy’s other kid doing on the docks today ohhhhhhhh my god

🍑 rainbowhard

LORAS TYRELL BESTED BY A WENCH THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEE

🦄 renlybrocade

she should’ve killed him the realm can afford to lose one twink

❤️‍🔥 rhollor-wifee

the comet is a sign of his coming

🦊 flor-aunt-it

me and the comet are making out sloppy style

❤️‍🔥 rhollor-wifee

you will burn

⬛️ dontcallmecrow

not my ass going on the great ranging lmao i should’ve deserted 🙏😭

🐻 lordcommandr

Report to command tent. Immediately.

⬛️ dontcallmecrow

oh my god

🛶 c-bitch

they really expect me to follow this metrosexual into battle. ok. gold price looking nepo baby cunt he fucking shot todric and i’m just supposed to steal a castle with him. ok!!!!!! i miss asha……..

🩸 reek

heyyyyyyy i’m in the dungeon fornormal reasons does someone wannacome say hi?

🦑 princee-of-winterfell

ok lol

🐉 that-one-loyalist

i swear to fucking god i just saw daenerys targaryen burn down the house of the undying????? queen???? hello???

🐴 in-the-whoarde

likely place for her to be

⚓️ sonsshine

i love my dad i love boats this is great we’re going to blackwater next i’m sure our victory will be righteous in the eyes of our lord

⚓️ sonsshine

⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨‍👦‍👦☠️☠️ ⛵️💥💥💥☠️🟩🟩🌊🌊⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛵️⛵️🟩🟩🌊⛵️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥⛓️⛓️⛓️👨‍👦‍👦☠️☠️

#yes the implication is that jeor has and uses tumblr. i think this is true #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #theon greyjoy #asha greyjoy #cersei lannister #loras tyrell #brienne of tarth #jeor mormont #ramsay bolton #davos seaworth #daenerys targaryen #acok #a clash of kings

[wulfhall]

the saddest yet funniest bit in asoiaf is easily when theon returns to the iron islands and spends about an hour dressing up in his nicest furs and silks and wools and jewellery and goes to see the father he hasn’t seen in a decade. and balon is immediately like what sort of metrosexual nonsense have you picked up on the mainland? oh you’re wearing a necklace you bought? paid for? didn’t steal it from the corpse of a man you killed? are you fucking gay or something and theons like

okay sorry :( anyway dad do you want to read this letter from robb stark?

#I MEAAANNNNN BLESS HIM HE JUST WANTS TO WEAR NICE CLOTHES AND HAVE NORMAL FRIENDS HIS OWN AGE AND HAVE HIS FATHERS APPROVAL #the thing about theon is he wants the most normal things but goes about it in the worst way at all times #and it destroys him :) #theonposting #asoiaf #theon greyjoy #a clash of kings

[mrxss]

Mother of thousands, in her womb lies the salvation of the world.

(open for better quality)

#digital art #digital illustration #digital painting #daenerys targaryen #daenerys stormborn #pro daenerys #queen daenerys #daenerys is azor ahai #and you cant change my mind #Dany my beloved #asoiaf #a feast for crows #a storm of swords #a dance with dragons #a clash of kings #a game of thrones #azor ahai

[paunchsalazar]

Starks and a Snow

#I’m on clash of kings… #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #a clash of kings #george rr martin #game of thrones #jon snow #robb stark #sansa stans #arya stark #bran stark #my art #reading

[cthaehbutwithafrog]

“Would she still want her back, after all the things she’d done?”

Happy Velaryontine’s day @eddtollett 🧡🧡🧡

#took inspo for Aryas dress of one of your drawings of them uwu #I really really hope you like it bb #catelyn stark #catelyn tully #arya stark #asoiaf #asoiaf fanart #a song of ice and fire #a song of ice and fire fanart #a game of thrones #a clash of kings #a storm of swords #a feast for crows #a dance with dragons #my art

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

“Robb will rule, you will serve. Men will call you a crow. Him they'll call Your Grace. Singers will praise every little thing he does, while your greatest deeds all go unsung." - ACOK

“Jon is the only brother that remains to me. Should I die without issue, I want him to succeed me as King in the North. I had hoped you would support my choice” - ASOS

#something about robbs Crown really gets me ya know? #and Jon has no idea his brother would have left it to him #Jon snow #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #a clash of kings #acok #ASOS #a storm of swords #nights watch #king in the north #valyrianscrolls #minsart #my art #fanart #also if you can spot the reference I am kissing you tenderly

[grey-joys]

Sansa thinking “let his sword break and his shield shatter. Let his courage fail him and every man desert him” in ACOK still goes hard

#stupid squid thoughts #game of thrones #asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #sansa stark #queen in the north #joffrey baratheon #a clash of kings #acok

[flying-ham]

I got bored at work this afternoon so I decided to find out the breakdown of male vs female povs in asoiaf by wordcount. so far I've found affc to have the greatest proportion of female povs with 60.76%, and adwd to have the smallest with 25.68%.

full breakdown:

agot - 45.01% female, 54.99% male

acok - 41.35% female, 58.65% male

asos - 39.66% female, 60.34% male

affc - 60.76% female, 39.24% male

adwd - 25.68% female, 74.32% male

total series - 41.24% female, 58.76% male

I'd like to play around w things more when I'm not tired of reading in data BUT that's what I've got so far lol

#i'm sure someone has done this already #but its fun i like doing shitty data analysis in r #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #agot #a game of thrones #acok #a clash of kings #asos #a storm of swords #affc #a feast for crows #adwd #a dance with dragons #valyrianscrolls

[widgits]

lol get reek’d!

#included both because i liked both hehe!! #throbb #asoiaf fanart #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #theon greyjoy #robb stark #game of thrones #got #a clash of kings #a storm of swords #a feast for crows #a dance with dragons #valyrianscrolls #game of thrones fanart #my art #asoiaf reek #listened to dear arkansas daughter a lot while drawing this... so slay! #does now retroactively make me think of them but whatever #anyways so sorry theon ur boyfriend got crushed by the wheel #soooo sorry that the riverlands killed robb with its inherent narrative swag!!! #also i didnt care enough to look what fingers he loses that was a little too much effort for me #truly could not care less

[kazataca]

Sor Jorah Mormont, Daenerys Targaryen and Whitebeardin A Clash of Kings

#fanart #artwork #illustration #asoiaf #acok #a clash of kings #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf fanart #game of thrones daenerys

[petaltexturedskies]

George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

#typography #george r.r. martin #a clash of kings #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #catelyn stark

[jeyneofpoole]

acok (pub. 1998)

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #theon greyjoy #acok #a clash of kings #asha greyjoy

[efpizza]

Robb offers Sansa Joffrey's head

Joffrey gave a petulant shrug. "After my name day feast, I'm going to raise a host and kill your brother myself. That's what I'll give you, Lady Sansa. Your brother's head."

A kind of madness took over her then, and she heard herself say, "Maybe my brother will give me your head."

(sansa, a game of thrones)

"-as if some wolf killed your traitor brother. Maybe I'll feed him to wolves after I've caught him. Did I tell you, I intend to challenge him to single combat?"

"I should like to see that, Your Grace." More than you know. Sansa kept her tone cool and polite, yet even so Joffrey's eyes narrowed as he tried to decide whether she was mocking him.

(sansa, a clash of kings)

#sansa stark #sansa #asoiaf #asoiaf art #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #robb stark #robb #a game of thrones #a clash of kings

[jaydeewis]

"…How did you kill Robert?" "He did that himself. All we did was help. When Lancel saw that Robert was going after boar, he gave him strongwine . His favorite sour red, but fortified, three times as potent as he was used to. The great stinking fool loved it. He could have stopped swilling it down anytime he cared to, but no, he drained one skin and told Lancel to fetch another. The boar did the rest. You should have been at the feast, Tyrion. There has never been a boar so delicious. They cooked it with mushrooms and apples, and it tasted like triumph." "Truly, sister, you were born to be a widow."

#a clash of kings #a song of ice and fire #house lannister

[seaworthee]

ned and cat dealing with the lannisters

#cause id be gagging. tbh. #asoiaf #fanart #my art #house stark #house lannister #cersei lannister #ned stark #eddard stark #catelyn stark #catelyn tully #brienne of tarth #jaime lannister #a game of thrones #a clash of kings #valyrianscrolls #got 2 b honest on my dear tumblr blog. i cant hate cersei #not after she wandered onto the scene with that black eye.. poor woman #like yes shes the wirst but she’s been manipulated/abused by men from the moment she entered the world! #fuck you bobby rot in hell