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#A Battle of Blood and Stone
naydralikessoup · 12 days
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(not the BEST part, the funniest. the one that made you laugh, chortle, guffaw, even)
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cloooooooooooo · 29 days
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The JoJo's and whether I think they're flat earthers
Jonathan - Knows the Earth is round but respects the 'opinion' of flat earthers
Joseph - Knows the Earth is round but acts like a flat earther to piss people (specifically Caesar) off. Also an avid maker of "The Earth may be flat but this ass isn't" jokes
Jotaro - Has a mental breakdown at the idea of people thinking the Earth is flat. Polnareff once made a joke about it and Jotaro threatened to kick him out of the group and leave him in a hotel with shitty toilets.
Josuke - Knows the Earth is round but every now and again falls for flat earth conspiracies. Also once started an argument with Rohan by saying the Earth is flat for the sole purpose of making his life miserable.
Giorno - Knows the Earth is round and isn't willing to even joke about it with Fugo around
Jolene - Knows the Earth is round but also jokes about the Florida school system teaching all the kids the Earth is flat. Also once said the Earth was flat for the sole purpose of pissing Jotaro off.
Johnny - Was a flat earther. Didn't even question it until he mentioned it to Gyro and he sat him down for a full 2 hours explaining that the Earth was round and why (Johnny still doesn't fully get it)
Gappy/Jos8ke - Flat Earther (self explanatory)
Jodio - Knows the Earth is round but will take the opposing side in whatever Twitter argument he decides to join in on.
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goatpaste · 3 months
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Okie, going ahead with this
Opening up pre-orders for these jobro sticker designs I wanna make to go with the other jojo strickers!
Gonna keep preorders open until the 16th of Feb when i get back from my trip
[Commission Prices][Etsy][Buy me a Kofi]
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jolyfics · 18 days
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This is my first time requesting something uggghh I'm nervous.
Anyways, I think it would be so cute if your wrote how the jojos would confess to their crushes!
i love the way you write so ik you'll do them justice
𝙞 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪
𝘫𝘰𝘫𝘰𝘴 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳
summary: how the jojos confess
notes: THIS TOOK SO LONG MY HAND FELL ASLEEP 😭😭 but really i hope you enjoy it!! i swear i wasn’t being that lazy over easter break
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jonathan joestar
i feel like jonathan is the most romantic out of all the jojos
he’d definitely bring you some place nice
like a tree on a hill during sunset
he’d also make it a picnic
after you two talk for a good bit is when he’d speak up
if you agree to his confession he’d let out a sigh of relief, as well as a big grin
6pm, he told you to meet you by the tree where you usually hang out, you adored that tree, it was rural. once you arrived you noticed he was there before you, sitting underneath the tree with a cute little picnic basket beside him. you sat down to his left, he took out some sandwiches you assumed he made and the two of you began eating, quickly falling into your usual banter.
after awhile, he cleared his throat, causing you to look up at him with confusion. “i.. have something i wish to tell you.” he spoke up, he sounded nervous, you had never heard him sound like that before. you perked up, signalling for him to continue. “i have feelings for you, (name). and i hope you’d accept them” you could feel your cheeks heat up, which caused his to do the same.
you nodded, “i do, jojo!” he grinned, a sigh escaping him as relief washed over his entire body. he placed his hand atop of yours, as you both gave eachother an adoring look
joseph joestar
joseph’s a smartass
it definitely starts with him teasing you
then when you ask him why he likes teasing you specifically is when he shuts up
he admits it quite casually
like its nothing
leaving you quite flustered
“c’mon, cutie! give me a smile!” he smirked, he adored the way your eyebrows looked as they furrowed when he spoke. he loved the way your face turned the slightest shade of red and how you tried to hide how he actually got a reaction out of you. he loved it all. “shut up, jojo!” you scoffed, trying to hide the blush that crept up onto your face
“why do you always tease me? why not suzie q?!” you spoke up, you weren’t angry, just genuinely confused. did he like seeing you so angry? he then playfully rolled his eyes. “because i love seeing that look on your face! i mean, who wouldn’t? you’re gorgeous yknow?” you scoffed once more before crossing your arms
“it’s because i love you, (name)! and i know you can’t resist me” he grinned, his usual stupid grin. you looked back over at him. it seemed he was waiting for you to say something to him, instead you placed a small kiss on his cheek. that seemed to finally shut him up
jotaro kujo
it honestly depends on which jotaro
part 3 jotaro isn’t the kinda guy to confess his feelings to you
he’d just hope and pray you had that confidence to speak up first
if you don’t though, and the feeling is getting too much for him to handle he’d trap you in a hotel room and force you to listen to him
very rare to hear more than a few words with him, let alone hear what he FEELS
you sat on the hotel bed, reading a cheap magazine you found in one of the drawers in the bedside table. you were sharing a room with jotaro, you only really shared with him or kakyoin, since you three were the only teenagers with the group. jotaro had just gotten back from being in the bathroom, he sat on the bed to your right.
“(name).” he spoke, his voice soft, yet still with the usual firmness that usually has a grasp over him. you looked over to him, closing the magazine over and placing it beside you on the bed. “yes, jotaro?” he paused, the air seemed different. not the usual feeling you had while rooming with him.
“you’re.. not awful.” his voice was now that of a mumble, as he used the brim of his hat to cover his face. at first you were confused, until it hit you, he was trying to tell you how he felt about you. he just couldn’t get the right words out of his mouth
josuke higashikata (4)
josukes confession is probably the most fun out of them all.
i feel like he’d take you somewhere fun like bowling
you’d be kicking his ass at it
and once you finished up your game and we’re walking home
thats when he’d tell you
and if its cold he might even lend you his coat
you shivered as the two of you walked home after a long day of bowling. you two played about 4 rounds, you won 3/4 of those games, which you were quite proud of. you felt something heavy land across your shoulders, you looked down. josukes coat? you then turned your gaze to him, he seemed to be looking in the opposite direction of you
“thanks, josuke” you spoke up, getting rid of the silence between you too. he hummed, kicking a rock as he walked. “hey, uhh” he paused before speaking up once more. “i gotta tell you something, and don’t get angry at me for saying this!” you chuckled at that, you couldn’t get angry at him
“i.. think i might like you. thats a lie. i know i like you” you pulled his coat closer around you as you grinned, this day seemed to be getting better and better..
giorno giovanna
giorno definitely took you to a fancy restaurant
he is the don, he has that kind of money
he’d probably buy you something fancy too.
he’d just say it outright, like it was something he said everyday
you two sat across from eachother at the fancy restaurant, both of you in your fanciest attire. you two stared at a menu, deciding what to get before the waiter arrived, notebook and pen in hand. once you ordered, and the waiter was gone, giorno looked over at you. he pulled out a tiny box placing it on the table and sliding it over to you
“giorno, no” “i insist, (name)” he interrupted. you sighed, picking up the box and opening it. a necklace lay inside, laced with what you could only assume were real diamonds. you looked up to him in shock. “giorno, i can’t take this..” he shook his head
“you must, you’re the only person i’d want to spend this kind of money on, so please. let me buy you things from now on” he gave a small, meaningful smile towards you, which only made you smile. you took the necklace out of the box, placing it around your neck. “you look stunning, mí amore”
jolyne cujoh
okay. we all know how lesbians are
she’d definitely confess buy playing a song for you, then saying that it reminds her of you
you two would just be in her bedroom
and she’d suggest listening to music
then she’d play the song and say it reminds her of you two
you two sat on jolynes bed, you’d been friends for years, so long in fact, you two had began to develop feelings for eachother. even though everyone around the two of you knew, you two didn’t. “hey.. let’s listen to some music!” jolyne suggested, you nodded. that could be fun, you always enjoyed her music
she grinned, standing up from the bed and heading towards her cd collection. she picked one up, then placed it into the cd player. it took a few seconds for the song to boot up but once it began she then hurried back over to sit beside you in her bed. “what song is it?” you asked, she only grinned at you. “you’ll see”
as the song began to play, it seemed like something jolyne never would’ve usually listened to. you began to recognise the song as time went on, ‘this kiss, by faith hill’ as you began to wonder why she picked this song, she spoke up. “this song, reminds me of us..” her face was slightly red as she spoke
Johnny Joestar
johnny and you were put on a ranch
yous were just together tending to your horses
it was silent, peaceful
that’s when johnny would admit to having feelings for you
it definitely took him awhile to do that
he’s not the most open when it comes to how he feels
you fed your horse, johnny stood beside you, doing the exact same to slow dancer, his horse. it was comfortable, you two enjoyed eachothers company and the silence between you wasn’t awkward in the slightest, at least for you anyways.
johnny was busy thinking about you, he wanted to tell you how he felt, he knew he owed it to you to be honest, but it was just scary. he was afraid of rejection from you. even though he knew deep, deep down that you most likely liked him too
“hey.. (name)?” he finally spoke up, he felt as if his heart was in his throat. you turned to look at him, giving him a hum to continue. “i just wanted to say that i.. like ya, i have for awhile now. i just.. wanted ya to know” he looked away, embarrassed
josuke higashikata (8)
josuke just blurts it out
like its NOTHING
he doesn’t get social cues tbh
it leaves you shocked
like really shocked
you two were probably just sitting in a part when he just says it
you sat on the park bench with josuke, you both had gotten an ice cream, it was a very warm day in morioh, so ice cream was the only solution the two of you had. as you both sat, enjoying your ice cream, you looked over to josuke, who seemed to be enjoying his delicious sweet treat
“isn’t this nice, josuke?” you spoke up, he only nodded enthusiastically, continuing to lick the cone. you chuckled at him, giving him a smile. which seemed to make him stop eating? he stared at you, in an almost creepy way. you’d be creeped out if you didn’t know him
“i’m in love with you” he says, before going back to his ice cream. you stared at him, in shock. “what?” you gave him a confused look, where you dreaming? hallucinating even? did he really just say that to you?
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jolyne-best-jojo · 9 days
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Come watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, we've got:
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roachmeatz · 6 months
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pucci and kakyoins hypothetical dynamic makes me lol so hard imagine them interacting back in dios mansion
Masterpost
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jananachips · 4 months
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January-October illustrations for my JJBA 2024 calendar!!! Pre0rders open now until Dec 14 11:59pm PST! You get a bonus sticker sheet and $5 off. After that I will sell any leftovers but without the bonus and discount.
My st0re link: https://jananachips.storenvy.com/products
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silenthill2ps2 · 1 year
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jojo’s bizarre masterpost
manga
phantom blood (colored, black & white)
battle tendency (colored, black & white)
stardust crusaders (colored, black & white)
diamond is unbreakable (colored, black & white)
vento aureo (colored, black & white)
stone ocean (colored, black & white)
steel ball run (colored, black & white)
jojolion (colored, black & white)
the jojolands
anime
phantom blood + battle tendency 
stardust crusaders (volume 1, volume 2)
diamond is unbreakable 
vento aureo
stone ocean (volume 1, volume 2, volume 3)
spin off manga
thus spoke rohan kishibe (colored, black & white)
under execution, under jailbreak
crazy diamond's demonic heartbreak
light novels 
over heaven
the book: 4th another day
purple haze feedback
jorge joestar
ovas
stardust crusaders (1993)
stardust crusaders (2000)
thus spoke rohan kishibe 
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porunareff · 1 year
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Final ED feat. Roundabout - key artwork by Daisuke Niitsuma
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whos-hotter-jjba · 11 days
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The Long Awaited JoJo Battle Royale
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goatpaste · 6 months
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special treat of I post some of the single frames from the animatic for high quality enjoyment :3
rest under cut
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haarute · 1 year
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(if you know, DON'T choose anything please just rb and move along!!)
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joestarfoundation · 2 months
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Jofoes: First Time. . .
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Modern!AU. Minors DNI. Fem!Reader. English isn't my first language
AN: Happy Valentine's Day to everyone! Listen to Cupid, but not the Twin Version, listen to the original in Korean. Remember, love yourself more than anyone else
Jofoes x Fem!Reader
First time with them
Pucci, Funny Valentine: I think he would take you in missionary position, with your feet on his shoulders (or lower), slowly entering you. His pace would be slow but hard, his eyes would be fixed on your breasts, while he praises and degrades you <3 But still, don't even think about holding your moans, because if you do, you will be brutally fucked nsfw link
Both Dios, Diavolo: mf would be rough, and really, I mean it, he would be ROUGH. Yes, maybe it's your first time, before the action, he would leave several marks on your collarbone, neck, the occasional kiss, but he would focus more on intercourse. If you're lucky, maybe in the first few minutes he'll be gentle with you, but as time goes by... he'd end up fucking you hard without mercy, and very possibly degrade you. You must know that you'll lose your anal virgnity w/ him, so if you were waiting for him to enter your pussy, I'm sorry! nsfw link
Kars, Kira: In this case, his cock is so big, you would have to relax first. Here more priority will be given to foreplay, I think he would like that more than the action itself, but of course he's dying to feel your virgin pussy around him. There are parts of your body that he simply finds wonderful, and of course, there will be plenty of kisses. Once the action starts he's going to go hard, but it will not feel abrupt, on the contrary, it would even be awkward, in a good way, of course. He'd notice your bouncy breasts, and since you are his favorite person, he'd call you his goddess nsfw link
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cloooooooooooo · 2 months
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What your favourite JoJo says about you
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Jonathan: You have daddy, mummy, and sibling issues
Joseph: You have daddy, and mummy issues
Jotaro: You have daddy issues
Josuke: You have daddy issues
Giorno: You have daddy, mummy, and step-daddy issues
Jolyne: You have daddy issues
Johnny: You have daddy, sibling, and childhood pet issues
Gappy: You share the same part with Joshu
Jodio: You have daddy issues
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jojo-phase · 10 months
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all the major jojo villains as dril tweets ⭐️💜
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mittens-02 · 8 months
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I like how Araki drew all these minimalistic drawings of each Joestar back in 2012 and then made one for Jodio as the first sketch of part 9. I’m pretty sure this wasn’t intentional but it’s a cool coincidence
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