#=thanks for sending nonnie uwu;=
Note
🌹 and more of the dragon au please?
“Won’t learn anything if you leave him fucked stupid.”
“Then maybe we won’t leave him.” Sabo rumbles. “Just keep him stuffed full, so the only thing he ever fits again is my cock.”
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
@anonymous: 🍁 + how many of your team members did you sleep with?
"The luxury of knowledge, and this is how you use it." Raven gives a rather open roll of her eyes, exhaling a heavy sigh before refocusing on the question. "I would think at this point it's fairly common knowledge that I slept with Tai, considering Yang's continued existence. I've been somewhat open about my relationship with Summer Rose -- fleeting though it may have been. And obviously I didn't sleep with my brother. Now, do you have anything more interesting you would like to know, beyond judging my promiscuity?"
send 🍁 + any question you’ve been curious to know about my muse
#( anonymous ) / ✖ take off the mask when you speak to me .#( headcanon ) / ✖ soft feathers cannot make a cruel bird kind .#/ despite her annoyed tone i am not annoyed nonnie uwu#/ thank you for sending even if she's a jerk about it
0 notes
Note
In my head TMJ reader just goes back into their room that night and they cuddle and cry it out and she makes one selfish decision for herself and they live happily ever after forever <\3 Amazing work as usual tho I support you no matter how angsty it ends up being
you 🤝 chrollo
thank you so much i am so glad you are enjoying it <3 i love the acceptance this message has to the angst.... i will try and give u a Happy ending but know it will not be in the Traditional sense of the word.... just know i like my books Old and Fucked Up. whatever choice she makes will be seen as selfish in someone's eyes
if i may indulge you in a wee sneakpeak:
To think that you’ve spent years and years and years telling impressionable, skeptical young adults about what makes the Brontë sisters good. It’s that the men they write about, the evil, horrible men who lock women away in attics, are fantasies. They aren’t real.
And yet, here you are.
#jane eyre my beloved .........#justice for bertha anyways#thank you so much for the ask they truly do make me go uwu inside#nonnie#mailbox#keepsake#fr tho yall send me asks and it literally makes me doodley doo on over to gdocs#my favorite book tho is the awakening <3#if you havent read it you should#xoxo love u nonnie
1 note
·
View note
Text
jake with a short gf ༉‧₊˚.
requested <3 ! jay ver ! hoon ver ! riki ver !
PAIRING ! jake x f!reader
GENRE ! fluff
WC ! 1.1k
WARNINGS ! absolutely none just jake being cute puppy bf
a/n: hoon ver is next, then riki according to my inbox jsdhdh! thank u for the req nonnie c:
AS ONE OF THE SHORTER MEMBERS
jake love love loves your height so much <333
he thinks you’re just the cutest and will take absolutely any chance he can to PICK YOU UP
need help reaching something?
instead of getting it for you, this boy will wrap his arms around your waist and lift you up so YOU can be the one to get it
then when you finally get it and he puts you down he’s like “lets gooo!! you did it princess, up top!!” *extremely loud high five*
if you’re literally just existing??
don’t question anything if you’re suddenly being raised into the air and spun around in circles while jake’s just giggling
and especially since your boyfriend doesn’t work out, this makes him feel very manly and strong so let him be 😞😞
this one is a bit annoying BUT
whenever you try to scold him he is totally unserious because lisTEN THE WAY YOU’RE LOOKING UP at hIM IT MAKES HIM ALL GIDDY iNSIDE 💔💔
“jake i’m serious, how the hell did you break my microwave?”
“uhh….😊”
“why the fuck are you smiling?!
he just giggles but quickly covers his mouth, “sorry angel, you just look so cute when you’re mad!”
you don’t know if you wanna punch him or give him a big hug because why is he adorable
and dw he buys you a new microwave before your tiny leg punts him to mars (he jokes that he wouldn’t even feel it 🧍mfer)
no matter where you are
even if you’re on in public this boy will absolutely give you endearing head pats
you’re just peacefully laying against your boyfriend’s chest in the skytrain
and suddenly he’s patting you like a cat or something
*extremely dramatic, slow head turn* “what’re you doing?”
“giving you pets!” jake replies with an innocent smile
you give him a disgusted glance, “...you’re lucky i love you.”
gets evEN MORE GIDDY AFTER YOU SAID THAT like a real pupPY
one of jake’s most favourite things on earth is when you wear his clothes <3
you just walk out from a shower with wet hair looking all hot and steamy
and as he’s about to jokingly wolf whistle from the bed like an idiot, his eyes fall to your figure being practically swallowed by HIS GREY HOODIE 🥹🥹
your little hands have formed the cutest sweater paws and even your knees are hidden by the bottom of the fabric and your boyfriend is just uwuing
“ahhhh my cute girl!! c’mereee!”
he’d then proceed to jump off the bed and run towards you, not giving you a second to protest before throwing you on the bed for cuddle time <33
“bub, i need to dry my hair”
“shhh, i’m more important aren’t i ?!”
what’re u gonna do
say no??? didn’t think so ❤️
also also
jake feels EXTRA protective of you due to your smallness :(
would if the wind is too strong and blows you away?!
when you guys are walking in a crowd.. oh boy
he has a GAME PLAN forming in his head
you are not going to be anymore than 3 centimetres from his body until you’re out of the stampede
he doesn’t actually tell you anything, you kinda just let him do what we wants as he pulls you right against his body and leads you with one hand against the small of your back
the other hand is tightened by his side in case anybody tries something
he’s ready to FIGHT
that’s a joke
this is jake he’d probably apologise if someone bumped into him BUT when it comes to you he’ll definitely be sending some harsh stares and frowns
“geez.. who do these tall people think they are??”
“you were right there! like, i get you’re pretty tiny but he should’ve been looking down too 😡!!”
*sends death glares at anyone who dares to shove into you and say ‘sorry, didnt see you down there’*
speaking of walks
if you are literally ever tired, do not be afraid to let him know !!
his favourite thing ever is giving you piggybacks and just cooing at how small and easy you are to carry
“hop on, princess!”
subtly tries to show off his not very existent muscles by flexing his arms while he carries you even tho in reality it’s just cuz you’re light af
“feels like i'm wearing a backpack”
“shortie, you still up there? sorry, i can barely even tell ☺️”
AGAIN he doesn’t like.. TEASE you as bad as two other members i’m thinking of would.. 🧌
but he definitely does make random annoying remarks like that
bullies you when you least expect it fr. 😞😞
another reason jake loves your height is because it makes it 10x easier during cuddle sessions (if you havent noticed im a cuddling w jake enthusiast) to literally wrap his entire body around yours like a whole cocoon
he will only cuddle ONE PERSON (and one dog) IN THIS WORLD and he’s determined to make sure you feel the most loved ever >:(((
when you try to be the big spoon he just giggles a bit
watches in amusement as your tiny arms try to wrap around his whole frame
“baby you’re cute and all, but let me take it from here” proceeds to flip you around so your back is to his chest before squeezing the breath out of you jshdjdh
back hugs with him <3333
if someone comments about your height, i’m sorry but this mf will probably laugh with them 🧍
“y/n! are you wearing insoles in your shoes again?” jungwon snickers AS SOON AS YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR
“n-no…” you lie, refusing to meet the cat boy’s mischievous eyes
then all of a sudden jake appears behind you.. the man you thought you could trust..
“oh, she is.” he eXPOSES you, “do you really think y/n grew up to my neck in a day?
then they both start laughing as if you aren’t right there 😞
“i’m breaking up with you,” you huff
he fakes a gasp, “oh no, who’s gonna help you reach the kitchen shelves then?” WHY IS HE SO MEAN
“i’ll ask heeseung”
suddenly he’s gasping for real and pulling you into a hug that lifts your feet off the ground
“you can’t do that! that’s my job :(((“
moral of the story
big puppy boyfriend who ADORES your height and if you’re ever insecure about it you’ll just end up being hugged to death with never ending words of comfort >:(
MORE HUGS FOR MY SHORT READERS 🫂
if you enjoyed, reblogs n’ comments are always motivating <3
© delcakoo on tumblr. all rights reserved. do not rewrite, cross-post, translate, copy, etc.
perm taglist: @duolingofanaccount @strawberry-sunset-skies @scented-morker @koshinene @boowoowho @sultrybaby @yunjinlvrr @lov3niki @yujiecho @monstaxdirtywonk @dekusgirl @l1lac-dreamer @kodzukii @yjjungwon @miou45
#delcakoo#delcakoo requests#enhypen#enhypen imagines#enhypen fic#enhypen fluff#enhypen fics#jake#jake imagines#jake fic#jake fics#jake fluff#sim jake#sim jaehyun#enha#engene#enhypen reactions#jake imagine#jake drabbles#jake x reader#jake x you#sim jaehyun imagines#enhypen blurbs#enhypen imagine#enhypen x reader#enhypen drabble#enhypen drabbles#enhypen soft hours#enhypen scenarios#enhypen x you
2K notes
·
View notes
Note
Yes deceptive editing is illegal. That's why Adam Waldman was kicked off of the case. He also refused to testify about any of his illegal behavior citing attorney client privilege.
People care because of the larger social implications, right. Some people like you view it as so obviously that she's a lying abusive gold digger you would have to be deranged about thinking men can't be abused. Some people think it's one of the most well documented public cases of abuse and are highly disturbed about the way Depp was able to spin the case, use abusive litigation to keep pushing her into court, even after being legally declared a wife beater in his UK case, all because he did illegally leak edited information before the trial to prejudice public opinion and then the judge made the horrific decision to live broadcast rape testimony.
Obviously the reason we all care not because it's someone's favorite rich celebrity (especially Amber Heard was a B list celebrity AT BEST - no one who takes her side is really doing it as a stan). For me, because I have read hundreds of pages of court documents, it's also about how we (and he) treat bisexual women. He admitted to defacing paintings from her ex wife and was jealous of how much they interacted. There's witness testimony of the way he acted when she was around other women. Constant slut shaming and even calling her slurs in text (he justified this in court by saying homophobia wasn't bad in 2014).
You seem like you don't have an in-depth grasp of the facts of the case, which is fine, and you don't have to, but if that's the case you shouldn't judge other people for thinking she's the real abuse victim. You can't assume someone is an unsafe person if you don't know much about what happened. Again I'm fine with coming off anon and sending you links or answering questions if you do care, but it's completely fine if you'd rather not waste your time on rich celebrity drama - just don't lose good mutuals over it if you've decided not to look further into it
Hi again nonny! I have two related things to talk about so I’m splitting this into sections. Thanks for being so civil and I apologize if anything I say comes off as attacking or anything like that in the personal section, I just have a lot of feelings if that makes sense.
Explaining my position:
I’ll just show you the screenshot
The reason this makes me wary is because of how demeaning it is.
It turns “I believe this man is a victim of abuse by a woman and I want to show my support because I know how fucking hard it is for abused men to be believed or get any type of support whatsoever” into “uwu captain Jack sparrow is blameless :)”
I’m taking this the way I am because it perfectly mirrors my experience. For reference, I am a trans man. I was taken SO much more seriously when I was viewed as a battered woman. As soon as I transitioned it turned into “you wanted it” and “women can’t hurt men because men always have the power” I was thirteen and entirely oblivious to sex, she was 16 and I trusted her even when she made me commit literal crimes because SHE had the power in that scenario.
With AH/JD it’s different obviously because he’s older and has more connections.
My problem is not with either of them, nor either side’s supporters, it’s the fact that the people on heard’s side 9 times out of 10 are echoing the sentiment that pushed me into fucking hiding, forced me to pretend I wasn’t hurt, and convinced me it was all my fault because I wanted it.
It’s not the cause they’re supporting, as a survivor I support my peers to the best of my ability, loudly and proudly when appropriate, it’s the WAY they’re doing it.
You cannot claim to support victims whilst also making fun of them — this applies to both sides!!! I HATED all the memes about “my dog stepped on a bee” and the way people laughed at AHs description of violent rape by Depp. I also hate it when AH supporters say things like the post above or claim that AH is incapable of being at fault because Depp has more power.
Depp’s struggle with addiction was also cited as if that automatically makes him abusive. My entire family are addicts and I PROMISE YOU that had nothing to do with the horrible shit they did to me. Most addicts are struggling with underlying conditions, but being a drug addict or being mentally ill does NOT make someone an abuser. Can drugs make abuse worse? Absolutely! But the way many of Heard’s supporters just stopped at “he’s a drug addict so he’s an abuser” just doesn’t sit right with me.
As for my knowledge of the case, I watched Observe’s series on it — he’s the pseudo science behavior guy that was later proven to be abusive as FUCK which is why as soon as I learned that I re-examined the opinions I took on from him — but not much else.
To reiterate again, I’m not on either side, my problem isn’t that the person is supporting amber heard, it’s the way in which they’re doing it. Sort of like how it’s perfectly normal to like pepperoni pizza but it’s weird to say that pepperoni is better because big pineapple is a liar.
TL;DR, my problem isn’t with neither heard nor depp, it’s with the way the people that still talk about it (cannot stress this enough: on both sides!!!) approach abuse.
I would be saying exactly the same thing if they wrote that post but supporting Depp instead
——————————
Additional commentary:
On Depp’s side, I find it suspicious that he was regularly referred to as “Johnny” by his witnesses and supporting counsel. This is a common way to infantilise them. Kids are innocent, so by making depp sound like a kid you’re more likely to sympathize with him. Heard never had any of that.
As an autistic person looking back on the things that Observe put out about the case I can tell I was originally swayed by his rhetoric. He says that for autistic people he would establish a baseline and then the regular body language analysis would work on them. As an autistic person who has been accused of lying on numerous occasions simply for not making eye contact, or flinching at unrelated negative stimuli, that’s total bullshit.
You cannot tell whether someone is lying by the way they act alone.
We’ve seen time and time again that there are no consequences for the rich, those with money and connections, and it’s very possible that that’s what happened here.
I doubt that this case will ever truly come to justice regardless of who was the “actual” victim because that’s just how our society treats abuse. We turn it into tribalism. Team Johnny, team Amber. We will likely never sway the opinions of those who decided early on who was in the right.
I’m not trying to say I’m the pinochle of objectivity or anything here though please don’t take it like that 😭
The more I hear about this the more I reconsider my opinion. At the moment I don’t know who was “right.” But again, for the millionth time just to make sure I’m really driving this home:
It’s the wording, I would be having the same exact reaction if they made this post in favor of depp
3 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hi i wanted to add irt baby artem liking hot wheels, bb artem prbly had different kinds of cars e.g ambulance etc. also a street rug. & he would apply road law e.g speeding, street lights. Neil would join in & I̶n̶f̶o̶d̶u̶m̶p̶ educate artem on road law & maybe car models IT WOUD BE SO CUTE One day kim asks artem "do u want the red or blue car?" & artem be like "i want a black porsche macan" kim: *visible confusion. BIG FAN OF UR BLOG BTW ILY! (≧▽≦)(^-^)
NONNIE THIS IS SO CUTE!!!
first off tho, i definitely wanna point out that the hc of the hot wheels belongs to @surely-galena (post here) that i took bc it makes sense lmaooo.
but baby artem info-dumping on neil is so cute tbh, i feel like it would be a given. also that neil taught artem how to drive, that hc you're gonna her to pry from my hands bc that's canon to me lmaoooo. honestly what i would give for a fic with tiny artem shenanigans. imagine just like tiny artem reading a book about cars right next to neil who's in his office doing some work. neil definitely took baby artem to work sometimes, he just feels like the type of guy to do so ya know?
thank you for the ask nonnie!! (also make sure to send galena some love uwu)
17 notes
·
View notes
Note
No because I love Drink it and Say Something so much 😭💗 I really looking forward to yandere vamp Hyunjae. You’re one of the very rare authors who write for tbz. Ilysm 🥺💗
I know you have ongoing requests to complete so you can ignore this one if u’re not interested. But hear me out. Yandere petty Sugar Daddy Jaehyun/Johnny/Yuta/Ten/Jeno who followed to oc’s school in their flashy ass car and make a scene because oc wanna break things off. Now everyone know think she’s a slut. Also if forced preg work here- 🫣🤭
Also, IF, if you write for actors, any plans to write for Lee Jong Suk? 👀 I mean him in VIP got me feeling things. And his recent drama doesn’t help me at all. He looks so good with the “you can’t win me” smug sm 😩💗
WHO ARE YOU!!! Nonnie, please, hit me up in my messages we gotta be friends! There's so much here to unpack >_<
First off, sincerely, thank you. These last couple of days have been draining me, and today was like my breaking point, but I saw this and it really just brightened my day and gave me the energy to make it through the rest of my shift, so thanks so much for taking the time to send this to me.
Also, I was rereading Drink It when I saw this so like >_< I was so excited about that. I really enjoy my TBZ stories, I go back to them like all the time, but are you for reals? Not many write for them ;-; what is this, I gotta get to work then. I'm still working on the one-shot based off Stealer, and then I'm a do something for She's The Boss and Echo... plus the series based off RTK... gotta give my boys more love uwu
Hm... I'm not doing requests but I will definitely have to keep this on the back burner... I already do yandere but something a lil more sinister like forced preg... you've piqued my interest Nonnie, so I will keep this in mind...
Now I say again,
WHO ARE YOU!?
LEE JONG SUK IS MY MAN!!!
I have seen like all his works! He is my favorite >_< How did you do this Nonnie? You come here and outta all the actors you bring Lee Jong Suk to my door? His vibes in VIP, fuck it up, man is incredible. W? Fantastic! Just all his things >_< And right now with Big Mouth??? He is so good he's got me going insane tryna figure out what's going on, personally I subscribe to he is Big Mouse and this is some split personality thing, but I digress.
If you promise to read it Nonnie, I got some Jong Suk shit I can do... I had this lil idea for his character from The Witch Part 2, man looks like he could use a lil pet... so I guess I can finally work on that and bring it to light... and maybe something fun with his VIP levels of insane >_<
Anyway, thanks so much for this message, it's made my day and it's made me so happy. I hope I can send this energy back to you. Thank you, and have a great day Nonnie :)
3 notes
·
View notes
Note
Hey sugar,
Vincent and Jonesy are startin’ to miss you a whole lot. I’d be a damn fool if I said I wasn’t feelin’ the same too. Just want ya to know we’re thinkin’ ‘bout you. Sounds like it’s been a rough few days for ya’, so I thought that I’d send a little something to cheer ya up.
Shit, even Les misses ya! Last time he came ‘round he was askin’ ‘bout you. Vincent’s been sulkin’ all over without ya. Barely comes up from the basement. Though he is poutin’ that he’s missin’ a sweater. I won’t tell him you took it, yet…
Anyways, we miss ya and hope you come ‘round real soon. I’ve been havin’ a hard time sleepin’ without ya next to me, and it sure would be nice to wake up next to that pretty face. Vin wants me to tell ya’ that he loves you, and that Jonsey does too.
Love ya sweetpea. See ya soon.
-Your Beauregard (+ Vinny and Jonesy)
(WHO DID THIS?????🥺🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🫂🫂🫂💖💖💖 I'VE READ THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN OMG I KEEP DROPPING MY UWUS HHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU NONNIE THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUUUUUU ~ 🥺😍😭🥰🫂💖 I'm sooooo ~ jumping on this chance to 'talk' to Bo...👀)
Beautiful Bo (Bo-tiful?🥰😂)
This is so sweet of you; typical, you try and cheer me up and your efforts only make me cry (in a good way, though! Not all tears are sad ones, but they're always a release)! Thank you for staying with me through all of this; ever since we met, life has been a wild ride and every time I think I have a handle on things, something changes or crops up and the cycle begins anew. But I get to come home to you and your brothers and the bestest girl Jonesy, so how bad are things, really?
I miss all of you a lot. Ambrose isn't so far away, not really, all I have to do is close my eyes and concentrate and I can find you easily, and yet I never seem to find the time to come home.It won't be long before Lester is rocking up to my door threatening to drag me back.😂 Making time for you means making time for me, too, and I need to be better about that. Many a person has told me so, and with you telling me too, I really should start listening.
Ohhh, Vincent🥺🥺🥺🥺 I'm gonna have to come over just so I can drag him outta the basement! Bet he hasn't changed the sheets on that bed since the last time I was there... not that I can say anything; I haven't done mine for a while but I will once I've sent this text. PLEASE don't tell him I took one of his sweaters; he'll want it back and if I don't have something which is HIS, it'll make me sad💔he shouldn't have put it in the dirty wash basket if he didn't want me to swipe it.😂
I'm on my way, Bo. For you, for Lester, for Vincent and for Jonesy!! You better have been giving her lots of kissies in my absence! Can't wait to come home, Bo. I'll be there soon, sit tight. I love you all very much! There are forehead kissies for each of you and big biiiiig hugs!!!
I love YOU Bo. Very much.
- Your Erika💖
3 notes
·
View notes
Note
💌 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart! Nothing bad will happen if you break the chain, but it is nice to spread love and appreciation 💌💖
UWU THANK YOU TOO NONNIE <3333333
0 notes
Note
h-hi... you are vewwy cool,, i wuv your vibe uwu 🥹👉👈
(for legal reasons this speaking style is a joke)
hello! i'm sure you're super cool too nonnie, for taking the time out of your day to send me an ask 🥹🥹 thank you so much for dropping by!
0 notes
Note
RAADHDHSHDD i'm the anon that sent the lingerie ask 😭 you're so talented i swear you conjure these short drabbles out of thin air and they're always such a treat to read uwu
can i be your 🫧 nonny by any chance ><
STOP YOU’RE ACTUALLY MAKING ME SMILE A GOOFY SMILE THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY WRITING AHSBSISHHS
also you’re actually insane for sending that ask bc it was sooo good omfg. the emoji is all yours bb welcome to the wonusite thots 🥳
0 notes
Note
💗 incoming love train! I appreciate you and recognize the amazing presence you have on this site, thank you for contributing to our community! 🌷 send this to all the blogs you love! don't forget to spread the love. 💌
literally what happens when i start crying bc i am abt to break i really MEAN IT. idk what i did to get so many of these but pls pls know that i am always giving that energy right back to you !!!!!! yes YOU nonnie!! even if i don't know who you are just know that i am thinking about you and that i want you to have nothing but the best uwu
#take this tiny yoongi in place of any coherence my brain is mashed potatoes but i have so much LOVE to give ;o;#answered#anon#saved //
0 notes
Note
Can I request some fluff from Utopic desire’s couple and +parenting protective[yoongi&kiku] uwu
All done, nonnie!! I enjoyed diving back into this story, you really had me drowning in that nostalgia (And I appreciate the soft spot for my babies yoongi and kiku cause i love them too thank you)
Here's the link!
Send your requests here!
0 notes
Note
could you love me on a bus ?
oh wrym? why on a bu--
I don't know what kind of love you're expecting but you will get luv, yes- uvu
#.....#....#...#..#.#my brain is dying because this is either a random question or a sONG LYRIC AND KSJDHGF#EITHER WAY ? HOPE MY ANSWER IS A'RIGHT W YA NONNIE KASJDHF#speaking of which thank you for sending an ask nonni!! sending you luv uwu#dove.txt#anonymous#asks
1 note
·
View note
Note
I like ur username <3
And I love you <3
#anon#anon asks#asks#nonnie#uwu thank you#uwu#i am using uwu unironically now send help#i actually got the name in a dream#hmu if you want the dream behind my url#it's essentially plagiarism off myself
5 notes
·
View notes
Note
I'm way too horny for life so, to cure me can u please do double penetration with sm fainting from exhaustion and pleasure? Unless u already have then u can ignore me. I NEED HOLY WATER
pls send me more horny thirsts and asks like this because hhhhhhhhh this is top ssr tier
[hands you holy water] here you go nonnie! but you know if you ever wanna just embrace the horny this is the blog for that uwu
thank you nonnie for this opportunity,,
i just know that kaeya and childe will 100% try to convince you to do dp at some point in your relationship
because i think it's something they both want to try very desperately
if you're not into it they'd back off but they will bring it up at least once in your relationship umu
but if you are into it [eyes emoji] well, we're all going to have a field day then
for my afab readers out there, yes, they could do vaginal and anal for dp, but i think the like the idea of fitting themselves into one hole more uwu
i'm going to keep this gender neutral and for the sake of consistency when i say dp i mean dp in the same hole and by hole i mean anal
listen they kinky and mean but they're also saps, so obv they wanna fuck you at the same time in the same hole because not only do they get to feel you clamping down on them, they also get to feel each other while they're inside of you
there's something so romantic about that :')
but it's cuz they want to see you struggle to take the both of them at once, how'd you accommodate them, and your pretty little crying face
don't worry though, they will take extra good care of you, make sure you're more than ready before they even think of taking you at the same time
they will ease into it, maybe starting with bigger toys, or inserting extra fingers when they're prepping you just so you'd feel less scared and more prepared when the time comes
fisting??? [eyes emoji] [eyes emoji] [eyes emoji] maybe if you're open to it because we know they are uwu
oh my god if you're into it,,,, i have idEAS
lots of prep work on the day itself, they don't want to accidentally hurt you and i like to think they've done a ton of research themselves too
i personally don't think they'd fuck you til you pass out the first time you guys try dp, but i'd say you'd get pretty close to it because they just have so much energy
but also to get you to relax, they did take the liberty of fucking half your mind out before getting to the main course
so you'd be less nervous when childe enters you for the first time that night, while he coos at how good your doing when kaeya teases your already stretched rim with the tip of his wet cock
if you wanted, they would've let you drank a little before too, just enough to loosen up but not drunk because they want you as sober as you can be to tell them to stop if you get uncomfortable
childe would kiss you and play with your nipples to distract you while kaeya talks and praises how good you're being for them
if you decide that you really enjoy dp after the first time, they'd be delighted and would want to make it a regular thing if you're chill with it
because it feels so good for them too
when you're more accustomed to the stretch and pacing, they'd stop holding back as much and really start fucking you
that's when one day, you pass out in their arms from exhaustion
i like to think it's not the first time you passed out while they fucked you, i doubt it's healthy to do it often, but they've done it enough to you that they know what to do
kaeya and childe would take it slow when you do pass out, careful not to harm or wake you, they'd fuck into you til they both cum and your ass is filled with them
it's not like they don't care about you or your limp body between them, they do, but it's also not the first time. so they don't freak out, just take their time with you til they're satisfied
cuz i think you nasties consented to being used even after you fall asleep while they're going at it for the nth round
to them the feeling of cumming inside of you at almost the same time is divine, not only do they feel each other (and you) they also feel their cum. it's kinda gross but they're really into it
if they managed to make a mess out of you too?? even better, the messier the sex the more turned on they are
you'd be so sore the next day, but it's always so worth it
it's also a guarantee you'd get at least one more orgasm when you wake up in the morning because when they (and you) are up and remember what you've done,,,,
it's like instant horny
Also i just wanna add on, they're both strong enough to hold you up while they both fuck you uwu just saying
Standing sex with dp. If you couldn't tell what i was talking about. Imagine getting manhandled while the two of them fucking wrecks you
#god i love this trope so much#i think about getting dp'ed by them at least 7 times a week gg#fr tho thank you for requesting this i was very excited to write this one#unrealistic expectations for sex#shanna writes#kaeya x reader#childe x reader#childe x reader x kaeya#not sfw#spicy#smut
146 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
galaxy-song
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
juneinautumn
JuneinAutumn
alunasky-blog
Alunasky
xoxomusclechubxoxo
HairyBears Official Tumblr